Penis greetings!
I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review-
Phone rings
wait a second...
Relax man! I will get you the money!
I have the money! I will get them to you!
Okay, I understand, you will get your money. I promise!
Penis greetings! I'm SNES-Ketku and today I'm gonna review Super Mario 64
B-but you're not-
And today I have a special guest. One of Youtube's best game reviewer-
besides me
Pro Jared
Welcome Pro Jared. How nice of me to invite you on my show
Jared, Super Mario 64 experiences?
Sorry bro, we don't do that here.
Bowser kidnaps the Princess and we have to save her :D
That was a spoiler...sorry
This game has controls,
and this game has music.
And this game is a game.
A very long game, but occasionally short 5/5
I'm SNES-Ketku and we won't-
Come on bro, chill
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Youtubers Play Undertale - ANIMATED! But everyone is holding nice cream - Duration: 3:18.
Jingle bells
PieDiePew: I don't understaaaaaaaaaaaaand why these aren't selling.
It's the perfect weather for something cold.
dat wind blows
OOOHH!!!
A customah!
Booper Dooper: Aaahhh, party duuuude!
Yo.
Would you like some-
Niice cream?
That's brilliant.
Nice cream? I do.
It's frozen treat that warms ur heart.
Now just fifteen...
*SPLAT*
A'right, f*ck it.
Here you go!
What up, G? Yes.
Have a terrible day.
I'm unna buy summore. Can I?
Welp.
Batman smells
*Lickitung*
Bald guy: I been thinkin' about sellin' treats too.
Want some fried snow?
It's just 5G.
UUUuummMM, sure!
Ah huh.
Did I say 5G? I meant 50G.
No, atz too moch. I dun't wanna spend it all.
Yes.
You're right...
That's still too low.
Pft
PFT
PFFTT!!
*Laugh*
Robin laid an egg.
*It's empt-* Jack: AH HAHAHAHA!!
WholesomeHowellisNotaTrashCan: YO!
You're a kid too, right?
I ken tell 'cause your wearin' a striped shirt.
Thanks.
Izzat how you tell kids apart?
dere's dat wind again
Dan: Oh.
Oh god.
Am I gonna die in the cold if I stay out in this?
Booper: I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
Meanwhile...
Papyrus: Whoopsy doopsy! I just remembered!
I have to go to the bathroom.
*quick footsteps*
Dooper: Papyrus!
AmazingRainbow: Human!
Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings.
Here we go.
Feelings like:
The joy of finding another pasta lover!
Don't be upsetti.
The admiration for another's puzzle solving skills.
Yas
The diessafier to sahhve a aoclso mcwoemajota
THAT'S OOL I THINK ABOUT.
These feelings...
They must be what YOU are feeling RIGHT NOW!
Oh. Ah hahahahaa.
YES THEY ARE PAPYRUS
I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way.
Phil Trash #1: Mmhm.
I don't ever wonder what having lots of friends is like.
His mailbox says that.
Rude: AH HAHAHAHAHA!!
-lonely human.
Worry not!
I- the great Papyrus
will be yoooooorr
Senpai?
No! No!
No, this is all wrong!
I can't be your friend.
You are a Youtuber!
Stop discriminating!
Turn and look at me, bro!
*screeech*
*CRASH*
I must capture you!
That's fine, I consent!
Then, I can fu-Phil my lifelong dream!
The newest membah...
...of the Royal Gaaaad!
Uh oh!
Indeed.
Pew pew: I- love- nice cream!
Janice: I hope you survived.
I know I didn't.
Jack: They're sooo cuuute!
Dan: Wot
the f*ck is that?
Is that a..BEE?
Savage Phil: It's ur mum.
SHAWTY IMMA PARTY TILL THE SUN DOWN
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3 ILLUSIONI OTTICHE E SONORE DA PROVARE - TEST DELL''UDITO E VISTA - PARODIA - Duration: 1:26.
NEVERS Science presents: 3 OPTILCAL AND AUDIO ILLUSIONS TO TEST YOUR EYES AND HEAR
Do you hear that sound?
And that?
Let us know what you hear, if both sounds or only one.
The results could not be different if you try it with other people.
This illusion may seem to be a simple white screen with a black dot.
But, if you look to anywhere, you could not see the black dot.
Don't you believe it?
I promise that the image was not altered digitally..
Now, tell me how many times did the dot flashes on the screen?
Many of us may think that it flashes twice but it's wrong.
In this case, the sound has altered our visual perception.
And now?
Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!! Play gambling!!
How many times did the screen flashes?
In this case, the sound has altered your mental perception.
Maybe now, you've an irresistible desire to play videopoker?
Let us know in the comments below.
Got a question?
Ask it to us, but we will not answer.
And don't forget to subscribe to our channel for more videos.
NEVER Science. Where the Science don't Science
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- God...
- How often are you making the video?
- How often I publish? Weekly.
- Yea.
Geez. Maybe I will drift to something. Wow.
But rather to this series of... failures. [laugh]
- I don't have dedicated failures series but it can be done.
Resources are available. [laugh]
You have Elder, so you are dealing true damage.
Gee... - Waste of flash.
- Ah no! Shit!
- What have you done? Have you interrupted your ulti?
- Yea...
I have Teemo. Gee... How he got me?
- Pity that you've died. - Yea.
Help!
OK...
- At least push this turret.
- Well, I do it.
Gankplank will come. -A little faith in him. Well, you know what.
- Okay - Gankplank.
- That's all about the turret. - Oooh!
I guess you have to fight because otherwise you will not escape.
He is faster than you.
- R.I.P.
- Pfff...
- Uuu... Vel'Koz will come. Go to you? Patryk?
Oooh. - No, you won't be able to come.
- Perhaps I haven't hit with the ulti so far. This is weak.
- Heal up with this Warwick because...
Nevertheless I have a lot of HP - 1800. [laugh]
- I see that you miss a lot.
- Damn. Well, I haven't hit with ulti again.
- Wow. This has been too close.
- Oooh... - Well, I've wanted to see where he is.
- But waste of summoner. - Whatever.
- Oooh... Too quick Smite. - I have one more in 15 seconds.
It can't be helped.
Au!
- Gee.
- Well, not on her, God.
- GP tped to you.
- Really? I've had GP here?
Someone said that GP tped to you.
And when I've been going middle, he has killed me.
- I don't mean GP but this... Yasuo.
- Ah... Then... Then he's ours - completely different team.
Eh...
Communication problem occured.
Please don't confuse characters.
I've died. - I'm sorry. I'm not getting a bit.
- Oh there is Zyra. Be careful.
- Syndra.
- 12 HP? Shoot. Do it.
- What was that? Why is it at all?
This death. - I don't know.
Wiktor, that I... I mean I know the answer. Well, silver.
- Nice! Wow, nice damage.
- OK, we don't dive.
- But he's pulled me in.
- I love hook the maximum range. This is just... It's fabulous.
You have to retreat! Because I'm dying, you know? - Why? See how much HP I have.
- Even a pot. - No, don't!
- Cool.
- Very risky.
- Ufff... Uff... Uf.
- You have to breathe deeply, you know? [laugh]
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Hello! You included YouTube video channel Fun with animals 99 plus.
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I - Cat, a cat - the leading channel.
Today I will show you 2 fun with parrots.
1 funny look: Conversation 3 parrots.
We made video acceleration by 2 times, that was ridiculous!
2 look funny, too, with acceleration, Parrot wants to eat.
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RVC - Épisode 09 3/4 - Babbitty Lapina et la souche qui gloussait - Poudlard - Duration: 8:26.
hello everyone and welcome to another episode of
« Rendez-vous Contes ». today I // Dumbledore: Welcome to all of you, my dear friends
to begin our story // no, no, actually, I'm sorry Dumbledore, it's
very kind of you
but I'll take care of this
So today // Dumbledore: I am the one telling the story vile little character! // no no but Dumbledore
Dumbledore: Go, shoo!
Our friends want to hear the story. // well exactly so ...
Today I'm taking you in a region where the king, whose I will not say
the name for fear of reprisals,
wants to be the only one to use Magic
He even created a small army of warriors with black wild dogs
to hunt down and banish magicians.
Dumbledore: What a better place to begin an adventure, isn't it?
one day, against all odds
he placarded in every city
« The king is looking for a magic teacher".
Here is the legend
of Babbitty Rabbitty, and her Cackling Stump.
you can imagine that no magician rushes to court to
apply for the job
but this situation turned to one man's advantage.
A crafty charlatan who knew nothing about magic, found there the means to
make easy money. So as soon as he saw the announcement,
he arrives at the king's palace impersonating a sorcerer with great talent
and supports his words with some very simple tricks. He is
immediately appointed Grand Chief mage
And king's personal magic teacher.
Snape: if we are to truly discover the meaning of these events,
perhaps we should,
let them unfold?
The quack immediately ask the King to give him a big bag of gold
to buy powerful magic wands,
rubies and silver cups for various potions,
and, credulous, the King agrees.
So the fake magician, having put his treasure safe,
goes for a walk in the park of the palace.
He pulls two small branches of a tree and
goes back inside.
But he didn't notice that an old woman observed him from a distance,
the laundress of the palace: Babbity.
In the palace, the charlatan gives one of the twigs to the king, and tells him :
Mad-eye : You're allowed
a wand !
The king waves his trophy and tries to cast a spell,
but without any result.
Worried, he turns to his "master" who tells him with
condescension it will only work when he will be worthy of it.
"I must have told you? - no.
well now you know!
So every morning, the stupid king and the charlatan are training in the park,
they wave their wands and shout nonsense towards the sky.
The fake magic teacher arrives to maintain the trickery
by continuing to do some little tricks, to ensure
the king the validity of its investments. But one morning,
during their "morning exercises"
while the King jumps in circles chanting meaningless rhymes,
a chuckle is heard, it's Babbity.
The laughter is growing,
so much so that the king asks about his lack of dignity if he makes such a laugh
for the laundress.
Annoyed, the monarch says that the next day, he will invite the entire court
to see the king make a magic show.
The quack, shocked by his student's statement, understands
it is time to retrieve his treasure and flee.
He invents an excuse not to be present the next day.
The king then turns to the magician and threatens him to send his army
of warriors and dogs, if he dares to leave the palace. He adds that if,
at performance, someone makes fun of him, he will cut off his head.
With that, he turns and goes back to the palace.
Alone, frightened, the charlatan understands that his ruse begins
to collapse. All because of the laughter of the laundress.
He goes at a rapid pace, fists clenched,
to the house of Babbitty.
What is his surprise when he sees the sheets of the king, to wash itself
in the wooden tub.
He understands that the laundress is a witch ...
a real one !
His anger evaporates in an instant and he throws himself at Babbitty feet,
begging her to help him the next day for presentation.
He asks her to hide in a thicket, while the king makes
his demonstration,
and to cast spells for him.
Babbitty, amused, agrees.
The charlatan, relieved, returned to the palace, satisfied with his new trick.
Snape: ingenious
The next morning all the ladies and lords gathered
in the park.
The king, in the center of his court,
announces the first trick, which is to make disappear the hat of a lady.
At the same time, Babbitty, hidden in a bush, stirs her wand and makes
the hat disappear.
Harry: "I love magic!"
Astonishment, admiration and great applause greet the monarch
delighted,
who, full of confidence, now announces he will make a horse fly.
He points his wand at his own steed,
which starts to take off the floor, through the powers of Babbitty, obviously.
The whole court is blown away by the power of the king.
So much, that the captain of the brigade runs to him, and brings to the stage
the body of a sorcerers' hunter dog. The King, confident
waves his wand
but nothing happens, the dog does not move, the crowd is first stoic, she whispers,
then bursts out laughing.
The king, angry, turns to the charlatan,
who's thinking fast to find a new trick
to get out of this mess. With a flash of genius, evil, he turns to the thicket
in which Babbitty is hidden, and says he feels the power of
a bad witch who throws evil spells
to bar the magic of the good king from operating.
Irrevocably
the witch hunters' brigade set off in following Babbitty,
who disappears at the edge of a hedge.
The whole court goes after the witch
and gather around the dogs
scratching the earth
at the base of an old tree. The quack says she has changed into a tree
and they must fell it to prevent her from taking back her human form!
An ax is brought and the tree is felled immediately.
Everyone is relieved and is preparing to return to the palace, but a chuckle
freezes them on the spot.
A voice rises from the stump of the felled tree and makes fun of the fact
that it is impossible to kill a sorcerer by cutting him in half .. and that
for proof,
they just have to try with the great magician in person ....
The captain of the brigade raises his ax without hesitation,
when the charlatan launches himself at the King's knees
and confesses his infamy. So he is send to the dungeon!
The tree stump speaks again
and solemnly announces that they have unleashed a dreadful curse.
Whenever a witch or wizard will be mistreated
the King will feel like an ax in his side
so painful that he will want to kill himself!
The king, petrified, falls to his knees and says to the strain that he will draft a proclamation
to protect witches and wizards
and authorize to practice magic in peace.
The strain orders him to erect a statue in memory of his laundress
and to remember forever his own stupidity.
Once accepted, the king, ashamed, returns to his palace
with all his court,
and when the park is again desert
an old rabbit, robust and mustachioed,
a wand clamped between the teeth
gets out of a hole between the roots of the strain, and goes away,
jumping,
through the park.
And from that day
no more witches and wizards
were persecuted in the whole kingdom.
Dumbledore: Our story is now complete
But maybe one day I will tell you some others
because tales still contain
darker stories.
And I know what I'm talking about!
Thanks to all of you young and old muggles for watching this episode
I hope you enjoyed the story.
If this is the case, please, really, like and share this episode
and the youtube chanel, and see you soon for an upcoming episode
of « Rendez-vous Contes ».
Evanesco !
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