Waching daily Jan 30 2017

On the night of 28 January 29, the tournament UFC on FOX 23, which came together

Valentina Shevchenko and Julianne Peña, Donald Cerrone

and Jorge Masvidal.

Card was interesting enough, and the main bout of the evening

Amanda Nunes determined opponent in a duel for the title of champion.

Let's start with the fight Andrei Arlovsky and Francis NGANNOU:

Soldiers long were sizing each other, and the first to

act Andrey, quickly moving towards NGANNOU

trying to throw good punches, but they are

not effective.

Cameroonian responds to it - the first blow, which

falls in the area of the temple, and the second -

whom turned out to be accurate uppercut to the jaw, which Arlovsky and

falls to the floor octagon, Francis hurries to finish off an opponent

gets 3 Shot in the head of the eminent Belarusian and the referee

stops the fight.

TKO victory Francis NGANNOU.

Donald Cerrone - Jorge Masvidal

Many viewers were waiting for this fight and expressed a variety

of views on the outcome of the match.

The fight began with the fact that Cerrone and Masvidal looking for

a comfortable distance for the attack, throwing punches.

Cowboy often threw low kicks, and generally

more kicking.

Masvidal went ahead and accurately hit her, blocking

punches Cerrone.

At the end of the round Masvidal exactly enters the nose Cowboy,

he falls to the floor, Jorge hurry to finish off an opponent,

Donald does not block the blows, Herb Dean intervenes

for 2 seconds before the end of the round, but did not

win awards Masvidal, and says that the round is over.

Proceedings of the second round is the same as in the first.

Cowboy does middle- kick, causing Masvidal

grabbed his leg and strikes the opponent in the face.

Cerrone falls and Jorge finishes it causes a lot of

punches.

Donald still stands, but Jorge continues to strike

blows and the referee stopped the bout.

TKO victory Masvidal.

Valentina Shevchenko - Julianna Pena

So we got to the main fight of the evening.

The first and second rank number in the internal opposition

tried to find out who will claim the title.

Right from the very first seconds of the round Peña pushes Valentina

near the grid and begins to punch your knees to the body.

Shevchenko is trying to answer the knee blows in the body

Julianne.

During one stroke Peña, Valentin takes

the leg below the knee and the rival conducts takedown.

Going on the side control does not end anything

sensible, Peña cleverly protected and soon rises.

Shevchenko is again trying to control Peña side.

This ends the first round.

At the beginning of the second round, nothing

changes, again clinching at the net again a knee to the body on both

sides.

Peña connects and holds hands takedown, but it was

not long Valentine floor.

Again and again clinch takedown Juliana.

Valentine wraps feet opponent, concatenates

them to the castle, trying to protect themselves from attacks Peña, pressing

her to him.

Julian, in turn, wants to finish Shevchenko

on the ground, trying to put accurate strikes.

But Valentine skillfully moves to painful hold hands and

forces Julian to tap out.

Winning pain Valentina Shevchenko.

And it was announced that the next rival Amanda

Nunes for champion title will be exactly Valentina

Shevchenko.

For more infomation >> REVIEW OF UFC ON FOX: SHEVCHENKO VS. PEÑA / CERRONE VS. MASVIDAL / ARLOVSKI VS. NGANNOU - Duration: 2:48.

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Lifts and Levels: 2013 Ram 2500 Cummins 6" Zone Suspension Lift - Duration: 18:06.

- Hey guys, Shawn again, Custom Offsets,

Custom Offsets TV on YouTube.

Another episode of lifts and levels for ya.

This one's gonna be a little bit more in-depth

and one of the ones that you guys

have absolutely been driving us nuts for.

So we're pretty pumped that this truck rolled in here.

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So this is a 2013 Ram 2500.

So it's got the cummins swap.

It's got the straight axle swap.

It's got the Ram swap.

It's all swapped.

It actually started life off that way,

but it's everything you've ever wanted.

So we're gonna do a six-inch zone lift

this customer wanted us to do on this one.

So here's all of the components of that lift,

and I go through them really quick and really general.

And then as he puts them on the truck,

you guys will get to watch that.

And then once it's all done, while it's up on the lift,

we'll go through and kinda show you

where these parts ended up on the truck.

Of course, as always, there's a pile of hardware

that we're not gonna get into, so this definitely

isn't a how-to, but it'll give you a rough idea,

when you put a six-inch lift on a straight axle truck,

at least this range.

And this is 1994-, 2013, so Dodge stuck

with pretty much the, or Ram now, stuck with pretty much

the same suspension that entire time

in order to use this lift kit for all this.

So obviously, you have your coil springs,

and then you've got some of your drop brackets

for the front steering control arms.

Can you still call them control arms

even though they're not really control arms?

But this will start dropping the front components

as far as the front axles.

And then some different brackets, and bump stops,

and extensions, and Pitman arm.

And then you'll have your replacement shocks for the front

and then your replacement shocks for the rear,

your rear blocks, and your bolts,

and then obviously, some different extensions,

and brackets, and spacers and whatnot.

So we'll get this stuff installed, let you watch that

kind of in a high-speed fashion, and then we'll come back

and show you where those ended up.

And then I think Fuller and the fellas are gonna take it

for a ride and kinda talk about the difference they felt

between the stock ride height

and then the after ride with this six inches on lift.

So I think the total price on one of these

was something I didn't look at.

There it is.

It's about 1,200 bucks for the kit,

so fairly inexpensive considering lifting up a Ram 2500.

And what's the time gonna take, about 10 hours?

So you should typically figure 700 to 1,000 bucks

installed with alignment and everything.

We will get rolling.

I'm gonna go eat pop tarts.

So we just picked this 2013 Dodge Laramie Crew Cab Diesel up

from the alignment shop, and I am very impressed

with the ride, and this zone six-inch lift.

The ride is absolutely incredible.

Driving the vehicle stock to see

how it drove, and now driving it.

Absolutely, a very affordable lift that you can purchase,

and it rides great.

- Okay, as you guys saw, Tim just took this for a ride.

So we kinda used him as a guinea pig.

We had him drive the truck when it was stock

and then again after the lift kit just to hear

what his opinion was just to somebody

driving the six-inch zone kit, and he was super impressed.

His first response was, "I'd put this in one of my trucks,"

so that's cool to hear.

As you saw, he installed the new coils

with the kit, the new shocks.

It's got all the different spaces and extensions.

This is not a long arm kit, so you can see

it's using the brackets to drop down the control arms.

And in the back, you're gonna have,

of course, the blocks, new bolts and shocks.

So in a real generic, general sense,

that's what we've done, is pushed both axles

on this truck down to bring this truck up six inches.

And what that did was, with that six-inch zone,

he was able to fit a 12 wide & a 37 x 12 and a half

and do just a tiny bit of plastic trimming

and a little bit of bending, which is the ultimate goal.

So the question I've been seeing a lot is,

"So how much does that cost in total?"

This is a perfect example.

It was a stock '13 Ram 2500 that came in here

looking like all the other ones.

He only put 4,500 bucks into it with all the parts,

six-inch lift, wheels, tires, TPMS, lug nuts,

alignment, install, everything, 4,500 bucks,

and it's a totally different truck.

So make sure you check out the spotlight on this one too.

We'll get into more details, but that is your

six-inch zone lifts and levels on a Ram 2500.

Peace.

For more infomation >> Lifts and Levels: 2013 Ram 2500 Cummins 6" Zone Suspension Lift - Duration: 18:06.

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The Royals 3x09 "O, Farewell, Honest Soldier" Promo (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:30.

For more infomation >> The Royals 3x09 "O, Farewell, Honest Soldier" Promo (SUB ITA) - Duration: 0:30.

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Jack Napier Axis Chemicals Scene / Jack Becomes Joker | Batman (1989) - Duration: 4:48.

Let me down!

Let me down!

Oh, my God!

He went that way!

See if you can get up on the catwalk on that side.

You take that side. Be careful. Be very careful.

Jesus!

Let him go, or I'll do Gordon!

Nice outfit.

Come on, Jack, let's go!

Come on! Jack!

Eckhardt!

Think about the future.

God damn it, we had him.

Hold it right there!

- Who is this guy? - I don't know.

Until we find out, keep a lid on it.

Wait. If there's no Bat, then who dropped this guy, Napier, into the acid?

Suicide? Wait, I want to get this on tape.

Hello?

He hung up. What have you got?

Here's the inner city, there's Axis Chemicals...

and here's the sightings so far.

Maybe Batman has some kind of flight pattern or something.

That's all I can think of.

This is very good. I'll tell you what...

tonight, first I'll take you to dinner, then we'll walk the trail.

No can do. I got a date. With Bruce Wayne.

Wayne! Wayne! Oh, no!

How about you?

The guy's a stiff. He's a rich stiff, but you could do much better.

Thanks for being so concerned. Bye.

How's the soup?

Excuse me?

The soup. How is it?

It's great.

Could you pass the salt?

Sure.

Thanks.

Did you have a hard time finding the house?

- No, it was no problem. - Good.

Do you like eating in here?

Yeah.

You want to know the truth, I don't think I've ever been in this room before.

Do you want to get out of here?

Yes.

There was young Master Bruce...

leading his gray pony with me on its back...

like a sack of old potatoes, covered in mud and nursing a sprained ankle.

That was the first and last time I gave him a riding lesson.

I think I've embarrassed him for long enough.

I'm off to bed.

Please, leave everything. I'll tidy up in the morning.

- Good night, miss. - Good night, Alfred.

- Good night, sir. - Good night, Alfred.

He's really wonderful. He loves you a lot.

Alfred's great. I couldn't find my socks without him.

He sort of reminds me of my grandfather.

Were you close to him?

Yeah, I used to spend summers with him and my grandmother.

They had a house on the lake. Nothing like this, but...

it was fun.

- That sounds nice. - Yeah.

What about your family?

Actually, Alfred is my family.

This house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.

Some of it is very much me.

Some of it isn't.

That dining room is definitely not you.

The dining room isn't.

- Let's see how we did. - Yeah.

Oh, my God!

Mirror.

Mirror!

You understand that the nerves were completely severed.

You see what I have to work with here.

There's an awful lot of stairs in this place.

My feet are killing me.

Okay.

I feel a little drunk. And you're not anything.

One drink and I'm flying.

Why are you afraid of flying?

That you, sugar bumps?

Who the hell are you?

It's me.

"Sugar bumps."

Jack.

Thank God, you're alive! I heard you'd been...

Fried?

Is that what you heard?

You set me up over a woman.

A woman!

You must be insane.

Don't bother.

Your life won't be worth spit!

I've been dead once already.

It's very liberating.

You should think of it as therapy.

Jack, listen.

Maybe we can cut a deal.

Jack?

Jack is dead, my friend.

You can call me...

Joker.

And as you can see...

I'm a lot happier.

What a day.

Gotham City.

It always brings a smile to my face.

"Winged freak...

"terrorizes..."

Wait till they get a load of me.

I've got an idea. How about lunch at my place?

I'll show you some photos.

Sure. Okay.

Wait a minute. No, I can't. I can't make it.

Okay, we'll do it later in the day.

Hold on a second.

I can't make it then, either. I've got a very important meeting today.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

Really. I've just got to go out of town on business for a few days.

- Okay, we'll do it when you get back. - All right.

I got to go. I'm late.

Bye.

Jesus.

Alfred.

- It's nice to see you again, ma'am. - Nice to see you, too.

I'll talk to you guys when you get back.

Back, Miss Vale? We're going to be here for quite a while.

Well, bye.

Honey...

you'll never believe what happened to me today.

So, gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom resurfaces...

I'm the acting president.

And I say, starting with this anniversary festival...

we run this city into the ground.

Why don't we hear this from Grissom?

Yeah.

And what's with that stupid grin?

Life's been good to me.

What if we say "no"?

Well, Tony...

nobody wants a war.

If we can't do business, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.

Yeah?

Yeah

I got a live one here.

There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight

Antoine got a little hot under the collar.

You're crazy.

Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

- Now get out of here! - You heard him. Let's go! Move it!

You think it over.

Let's go, come on. Get out of here.

Move it!

Bob

I want you to go down to the Globe, follow that reporter Knox.

Take your camera.

See what he knows about this Batman.

And, Bob...

remember, you...

are my number one guy.

Yes, sir.

Your pals...

they're not bad people.

Maybe we...

ought to give them a couple of days to think it over.

No?

Grease them now?

Okay.

You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli.

I'm glad you're dead.

I'm glad you're dead.

I'm glad he's dead.

I need that.

I'm losing confidence in you. I thought we were a team.

This wouldn't be a personal issue for you, would it?

I just want you to do your job.

I am doing my job.

Me, too. I'm protecting my partner.

There's nothing in these files. No photos, no histories, no nothing. Who is this guy?

Who cares?

Forget about Bruce Wayne. I'm on to Batman.

They should be out here any second.

I can't wait to hear the explanation for this one.

Here he comes, man.

What is this affidavit you filed?

Grissom gave you all his businesses?

Mr. Grissom asked me, as a personal favor...

to take over the operation of his businesses until he returns.

That's a pretty big favor. You two must have been very close.

Very close.

Did you do a little time together as children?

Our accountants are looking into it. We assure you, the affidavit is legitimate.

I smell fresh ink, guys. You can prove all this?

What am I asking? Of course you can.

We have witnesses. Grissom's signature is perfectly legitimate.

It is legitimate.

I saw it. I was there.

I saw it all.

He reached up with his dead hand...

and signed it in his own blood.

And he did it...with this pen.

Hello, Vinnie. It's your uncle Bingo.

Time to pay the check.

The pen...

is truly mightier than the sword.

Get down!

Doesn't this gang war dampen the city's plans for the 200th anniversary festival?

The festival opens. The police are gonna stop these gangsters.

Mr. Dent, what do you think about the theory...

that the mysterious Batman is a mob enforcer killing these men?

I don't have any comment.

Batman.

Batman.

Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in...

where a man dressed up as a bat...

gets all of my press?

This town needs an enema!

Alfred.

May I have a glass of water?

I'm relieved that you're home, sir.

Miss Vale telephoned. She was rather concerned.

I feel that there's a certain weight that lifts when she is here.

Alfred...

why don't you marry her?

That's not exactly what I had in mind, sir.

No.

I can't go on with that right now.

If not now...

when?

I don't know.

I just found out Jack Napier's still alive.

He's running Grissom's men. I need all the information the police have on him.

- Yes, sir. - Thank you.

Alfred.

She is great, isn't she?

Yes, sir.

- City room, Knox. - Hi.

- I want you to check something out for me. - Sure.

Find out what's so special about the alley at Pearl and Phillips Streets.

- Pearl and Phillips? - Yeah.

You got it.

Okay.

Okay, bye.

Mr. Wayne.

So much to do and so little time.

The photos.

Who's that loss?

It's Knox.

Bad tie. No style.

Stop the press!

- Who is that? - That's Vicki Vale.

She's the photographer who's working with Knox.

That girl has style.

Jesus marimba!

A lovely beast like that running around...

could put steam in a man's strides.

She's dating some guy named Wayne.

She's about to trade up.

It's hard to stay inside the lines.

I'm about...

to get a new girl, Bobby.

I'm of a mind to make some mooky.

- Phone book. - Yes, sir.

So much to do...

and so little time.

Have you shipped a million of those things?

Yes, sir.

Ship them all! We're going to take them out a whole new door!

Ten seconds to transmission.

Five, four...

three, two, one.

Cue music.

Cue Becky.

Good evening. The fashion world was stunned today...

by the sudden deaths of models Candy Walker and Amanda Keeler.

Cause of death has been attributed to a violent allergic reaction...

although authorities have not ruled out the possibility of drug use.

Peter.

And plans continue for the city's 200th birthday...

as Mayor Borg announced today at the unveiling...

This just in.

Three mysterious deaths at a beauty parlor...

At a beauty parlor in Gotham were discovered today.

What the hell's going on?

Becky, this is hardly the...

Becky.

Kill the camera.

This is Rene on the news floor.

I need some paramedics up here now.

New and improved Joker products!

With a new secret ingredient.

Smylex!

What is this?

Now, let's go over...

to our blind taste test.

Love that Joker.

- Where's it coming from? - I don't know.

He don't look happy. He's been using brand X.

But with new and improved Joker brand...

I get a grin again...

and again.

That luscious tan...

those ruby lips...

and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure.

I know what you're saying:

"Where can I get these fine, new items? "

That's the gag. Chances are, you bought them already!

Love that Joker.

So, remember...

put on a happy face.

- The information you requested. - Thank you.

"Jack Napier, assault with a deadly weapon, age 15.

"Results of psychological profile...

"violent mood swings, highly intelligent, emotionally unstable.

"Aptitudes include science, chemistry, and art."

Chemistry.

- Alfred, let's go shopping. - Yes, sir.

Six new deaths, with no clues as to the Joker's deadly weapon.

And what is the pattern?

Foods, alcohol, or beauty and hygiene products?

Cologne, mouthwash, underarm deodorant?

Or worse yet, there may be no pattern.

The search goes on through Gotham's shopping nightmare.

We are going to have a festival if I have to get a shotgun to get people there myself.

Do you hear the words coming out of my mouth? The festival is on!

And you find out what this madman is poisoning us with.

And fast. Do you read me?

We're working on it. I need all the help I can get.

Bruce, hi. It's Vicki.

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna be 10 minutes late to the museum.

I'll see you when I get there. Bye.

Sir, a message from Miss Vale.

She'll be 10 minutes late in meeting you at the museum.

Okay, fine, thank you. Wait a minute, Alfred.

I'm not meeting her today.

Jack, where are you going?

Daddy's going to make some art, darling.

Excuse me. Mr. Wayne's table?

Yes. He hasn't arrived yet.

We have a table waiting.

All right.

Miss Vale, this just arrived for you.

Gentlemen!

Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence.

Give him a shave.

Terence, brush.

The one-dollar bill.

Hold it!

I kind of like this one, Bob. Leave it.

You can take that off now, I think.

You're beautiful in an old-fashioned kind of way.

But I'm sure we can make you more today.

Is that your portfolio?

I'm meeting someone who wants to see my work.

Crap.

Crap.

Crap.

Crap.

Crap...

Now that's good work.

The skulls, the bodies.

You give it such a glow. I don't know if it's art, but I like it.

Let me tell you what I'm thinking about, sweetie.

I was in the bath one day...

when I realized why I was destined for greatness.

You know how concerned people are about appearances.

This is attractive, that is not.

That is all behind me. I now do what other people only dream.

I make art. Until someone dies.

See?

I am the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist.

What do you want?

My face on the one-dollar bill.

You must be joking.

Do I look like I'm joking?

Well...

Listen.

We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people. We're artists.

For instance, let me challenge you with a little piece I did.

Bob. Alicia.

You will take pictures and record my work.

You will join me in the avant-garde of the new aesthetic.

Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings.

I'm in trouble now.

Why is she wearing a mask?

She's just a sketch, really.

Alicia, sit down. Show the lady why you wear the mask.

You see, Miss Vale, Alicia's been made over in line with my new philosophy.

So now, like me...

she is a living work of art.

I'm no Picasso, but do you like it?

It's great.

So, what can I do for you?

A little song, a little dance.

Batman's head on a lance.

Tell me, what do you know about...

I don't know anything about Batman.

Really?

Well, how about a little "you and me"?

You're insane.

I thought I was a Pisces. Come on.

Let's make up. Have a little...

whiff of my posy.

Help me!

I'm melting!

I'm melting! Help me! I'm melting!

Boo.

Hold on.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

- Get in the car. - Which one?

Let's go.

Shields.

How much do you weigh?

About 108, I think.

Hold on.

See that thing on my belt? Grab it.

Whatever you do, don't let go.

No blood.

Who is this guy?

Check his wallet.

- Wait a minute. - What is that?

Some kind of body armor. He's human after all.

Take off the mask.

Shoot her!

Shields open.

You weigh a little more than 108.

- Really? - Let's go.

Stop.

Where are we going?

Be careful.

Bats.

They're great survivors.

- What is all this? - The police have got it wrong.

They're looking for one product.

The Joker's tainted hundreds of chemicals at the source.

Then whole shipments of products would be poisoned.

And we'd all be dead.

No.

The poison only works when components are mixed. Hairspray won't do it alone.

But hairspray mixed with lipstick and perfume will be toxic, and untraceable.

How did you figure this out?

Take that to the press.

I might have some trouble with that.

A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.

He's psychotic.

Some people say the same thing about you.

What people?

Well, I mean, let's face it.

You're not exactly normal. Are you?

It's not exactly a normal world, is it?

Why did you bring me here?

You could have sent that stuff to the press yourself.

You're right.

There is something else you have that I want.

What?

He took the film.

Yeah.

Where have you been? Are you all right? Do you want me to come on over?

No, Allie.

If I bring something to you, can we make the evening edition?

Just barely. Is it hot?

Yeah, it's real hot.

Yeah, bye.

- Copy! - Yes, sir?

Avoid the following combinations:

Deodorants with baby powder, hairspray, and lipstick.

Safe products are flying in as Gotham City goes on a forced fast.

And all of Gotham is wondering what to make of Batman.

Friend or foe?

I have given a name to my pain...

and it is Batman.

You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob.

We've got a flying mouse to kill...

and I want to clean my claws.

Sir, Miss Vale called again.

Dare I suggest that your present course of action...

might simply strengthen her resolve?

She is quite tenacious.

You're right about that.

And if I may say so, quite special. Perhaps you could try telling her the truth.

Coming.

Hi.

May I come in?

This is a nice apartment.

Lots of space.

Listen, I came over to...

- clear a few things... - I don't know who you think you are!

- You hurt me. - I know.

I called you and I called you. And you lied! You lied about leaving town.

- Let me tell you why. - Let me tell you!

You invited me out, we went to dinner.

I thought we felt something. And I trusted you.

I even slept with you. I can't believe I did that.

Then you wouldn't return my calls. You must be some kind of jerk.

You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up.

I have something I have to tell you.

You know how people have different sides to their personality?

Sometimes...

a person will have to actually lead a different life.

Oh, my God, you're married.

No, I'm not married.

You see...

my life is really...

complex.

All right, listen. You know how a normal person gets up and...

goes downstairs...

and eats breakfast...

and kisses somebody good-bye, and goes to...

a job and, you know.

No.

No?

All right, look.

Vicki, what I'm trying to tell you is...

Hey, it's okay.

- You can tell me. - Okay.

What I'm trying to tell you is...

is a ...

- I'll be right back. - All right.

Miss me?

Nice place you got here. Lots of space.

Vicki, we really should have a talk.

I'm very upset.

We were having dinner.

I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman.

And without so much as an apology...

you ran off with that sideshow phony.

You know, Vic...

I've recently had a tragedy in my life.

Alicia...

threw herself out of the window.

Oh, my God.

But...

you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

Well, Ms. Vale...

another rooster in the hen-house?

Take thy beak from out my heart.

Bruce?

Bruce Wayne, n'est-ce pas?

Most of the time.

I know who you are.

Let me tell you about this guy I know, Jack.

Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people.

I like him already.

You know what the problem was?

He got sloppy. You know, crazy.

He started to lose it. He had a head full of bad wiring, I guess.

Couldn't keep it straight up here.

He was the kind of guy who...

couldn't hear the train until it was 2 feet from him.

You know what happened to this guy, Jack?

Listen.

He made mistakes.

Then he ended up with his lights out! Now you want to get nuts?

Come on! Let's get nuts!

Tell me something, my friend.

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

What?

I always ask that of all my prey.

I just like the sound of it.

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

Why is it every time we got company...

somebody always gets in the way?

I'll need a moment alone, boys.

I'm only laughing on the outside.

My smile is just skin-deep.

If you could see inside...

I'm really crying.

You might join me for a weep.

You wouldn't believe it. You really wouldn't.

While you were out entertaining, I've been here finding out about your street corner.

Vale

I think your friend Wayne is really screwed up.

More good news.

Here.

Oh, my God!

His parents were murdered in that alley.

That's why he went there.

Poor kid watched the whole thing happen in front of him.

Look at the look on the face.

It was the same in front of City Hall.

What do you suppose something like this does to a kid?

Vale

Don't get personal!

Alfred

Did you get the file on my parents?

It's on your table, sir.

Thank you.

What's on your mind, Alfred?

I have no wish to fill my few remaining years...

grieving for the loss of old friends...

or their sons.

The 200th anniversary birthday gala has been indefinitely postponed.

We simply cannot guarantee public safety...

Joker here.

We got interference. Call the OB unit.

Now you fellows have said some pretty mean things...

some of which were true...

under that fiend, Boss Grissom.

He was a thief and a terrorist.

On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice.

He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

Now, I can be theatrical...

and maybe even a little rough.

But one thing I am not...

is a killer!

I'm an artist.

I love a good party.

So, truce.

Commence au festival!

And I've got a surprise for Gotham City.

At midnight, I will dump $20 million in cash...

on the crowd.

Don't worry about me. I've got enough.

We are not prepared to discuss any deals.

You heard it, folks, $20 million.

And there will be entertainment.

The big dukeroo. With me in one corner, and in the other corner...

the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City...

Batman.

Can you hear me?

Just the two of us.

Mano y mano.

I have taken off my make-up.

Let's see...

if you can take off yours.

Tell me, kid.

You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?

Let's go!

Let's go, Jack!

See you around, kid.

Thanks.

Hi.

Tell me if I'm crazy.

But that wasn't just another night for either of us, was it?

I mean, we both got to each other, didn't we?

Why won't you let me in?

Why?

You got in.

I've loved you since I met you.

But I don't know what to think of all this. I really don't.

Sometimes I don't know what to think about this.

It's just something I have to do.

Why?

Because nobody else can.

I tried to avoid all this, but I can't.

This is how it is.

It's not a perfect world.

It doesn't have to be a perfect world.

I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other?

I'd like to.

But he's out there right now.

And I've got to go to work.

Into the air, Junior Birdman!

Missed me!

Yeah! Watch me!

Get them. Take the pictures.

Gotham's greed.

And now, folks...

it's time for, "Who Do You Trust?"

Money, money! Who do you trust?

Me? I'm giving away free money.

And where is the Batman?

He's at home, washing his tights.

Winged battle flies through the night and finds me ready.

Bob. Mask.

Masks! Put them on now!

And now...

comes the part...

where I relieve you, the little people...

of the burden of your failed...

and useless lives.

But, as my plastic surgeon always said, "If you got to go...

"go with a smile."

Oh, my God!

Smylex gas.

He's going to kill everybody!

Get in the car. Get in the car!

Hurry!

My balloons!

Those are my balloons!

He stole my balloons!

Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those things?

Bob. Gun.

I'm going to need a minute or two alone, boys.

Come on, get out of here!

Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me.

Darling.

I've got to get you to the church on time.

Yes, sir?

Gotham City Cathedral. Transportation for two.

- Right away, sir? - Five minutes.

- Better make it 10. - Okay, 10 minutes.

All right, let's go, men, let's go.

You men go that way. Rest of you, follow me.

Let's go.

Point those searchlights up at the tower, right now! Move!

It can be truly said that I have a bat in my belfry.

Shall we dance?

You know, without you...

I just wouldn't want to go on.

It's as though we were made for each other.

Beauty and the Beast.

Of course, if anyone else calls you "beast"...

I'll rip their lungs out.

Mr. Joker?

You say such beautiful things.

And you're so powerful. And purple!

I love purple!

Excuse me.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I'm going to kill you.

You idiot!

You made me, remember?

You dropped me into that vat of chemicals!

That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think that I didn't try.

I know you did.

You killed my parents.

What?

What are you talking about?

I made you, you made me first.

Hey, bat-brain, I was a kid when I killed your parents.

When I say I made you, you gotta say you made me.

How childish can you get?

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

What are you laughing at?

Here, let me lend you a hand.

Lend you a hand.

They don't make them like they used to!

Hey, Batsy!

There he is! Down there! Go down!

It's time to retire.

Feel free to drop in.

Sometimes I just kill myself!

Come on.

Hold on!

Our police have rounded up all the Joker's men.

The reign of crime is over.

Public safety in Gotham City is no longer a laughing matter.

Aren't you covering this press conference?

No.

What about our Pulitzer Prize?

What about us?

What about your picture of Batman?

Take care, Allie.

We've received a letter from Batman this morning.

"Please inform the citizens of Gotham...

"that Gotham City's earned a rest from crime.

"But if the forces of evil should rise again...

"to cast a shadow on the heart of the city...

"call me. "

Question. How do we call him?

He gave us a signal.

I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am.

Hi, Alfred.

Mr. Wayne told me to tell you...

that he might be a little late.

I'm not a bit surprised.

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THE �LOST� LAND OF ATLANTIS & THE REAL REASON FOR ITS DOWNFALL, ACCORDING TO PLATO.

Advanced ancient civilizations are a big topic of interest among researchers, historians,

archaeologists, and scientists.

Every single year we are gifted with a mysterious find that has us questioning the origins of

the human race and imagining the cultures which roamed the earth before us.

We have found much evidence to suggest that there may have been civilizations in existence

before us which were intellectually, and even technologically superior.

That being said, this theory is still thought to be quite fantastical; despite all of the

evidence which has been brought to light in recent years to support this notion, it is

still largely ignored by the mainstream.

If you are interested in looking at some of this evidence, a great place to start is with

author Graham Hancock, in his book titled The Magicians of The Gods.

Atlantis

If you start talking about the lost, ancient city of Atlantis, most people will probably

think that you�re living in �la la� land.

Many people are unaware that this city has been seriously studied for hundreds of years.

For example, we can see that it was a subject of significant importance for researchers

at the Smithsonian Institution, as emphasized by their Annual Report of the Board of Regents

of The Smithsonian Institution for the year ending June 30th, 1915.

In the report, author M. Pierre Termeir, a member of the Academy of Sciences and Director

of Service of the Geologic Chart of France, gives a lecture regarding the Atlantean civilization.

He makes a compelling case for further study of this lost city:

After a long period of disdainful indifference, observe how in the last few years science

is returning to the study of Atlantis.

How many naturalists, geologists, zoologists, or botanists are asking one another today

whether Plato has not transmitted to us, with slight amplification, a page from the actual

history of mankind.

No affirmation is yet permissible; but it seems more and more evident that a vast region,

continental or made up of great islands, has collapsed west of the Pillars of Hercules,

otherwise called the Straight of Gibraltar, and that its collapse occurred in the not

far distant past.

In any event, the question of Atlantis is placed anew before men of science; and since

I do not believe that it can ever be solved without the aid of oceanography, I have thought

it natural to discuss it here, in this temple of maritime science, and to call to such a

problem, long scorned but now being revived, the attention of oceanographers, as well as

the attention of those who, though immersed in the tumult of cities, lend an ear to the

distant murmur of the sea.

You can read this full report here, starting on page 219.

In his lecture, M. Termeir goes on to present zoologic, geographic, and geologic data to

support the existence of the lost Atlantean civilization.Not only that, archaeological

discoveries on the ocean floor have also raised some questions�

Plato�s Description of Atlantis

Plato, the ancient Greek philosopher, provides a description of Atlantis in his dialogue

Critias, which was never completed.

The following is a summary of his depiction, these are a few of many points I am taking

from Manly P. Halls, The Secret Teachings of All Ages

Atlantis was inhabited by �earth-born� and �primitive� human beings.

One of them was wooed by the god Poseidon, who interbred with the human beings, and they

eventually bore five children.

This interbreeding between gods and humans is a common theme in many historical texts

found throughout the world.

The land was divided into concentric zones of land and water.

Two zones of land and three zones of water surrounded the central island, which had warm

springs of water and cold springs of water.

Atlantis became an established country, with a wise government and an industry that sprung

them to advanced technological heights � beyond even what we have reached today.

Atlantis had limitless resources, wild animals, and precious metals, and was heavily populated.

Atlantis was full of large and beautiful palaces, temples, docks, and a network of various bridges

and canals that united different sections of the kingdom.

White, black and red stones were used in the construction of public buildings.

�They circumscribed each of the land zones with a wall, the outer wall being covered

with brass, the middle with tin, and the inner, which encompassed the citadel, with orichalch.

The citadel, on the central island, contained the palaces, temples, and other public buildings.

In its center, surrounded by a wall of gold, was a sanctuary dedicated to Cleito and Poseidon.�

Atlantis had a number of gardens, full of hot and cold springs.

There were countless temples, public baths, and exercise facilities for both man and animal.

�The part of Atlantis facing the sea was described as lofty and precipitous, but about

the central city was a plain sheltered by mountains renowned for their size, number,

and beauty.

The plain yielded two crops each year, in the winter being watered by rains and in the

summer by immense irrigation canals, which were also used for transportation.

The plain was divided into sections and in time of war each section supplied its quota

of fighting men and chariots.� Atlantis was massive, ruled by multiple kings

who all had control over their land.

Their relationships with the other kings were governed by an original code of ethics that

was engraved by the first ten kings.

�The chief laws of the Atlantean kings were that they should not take up arms against

each other and that they should come to the assistance of any of their number who was

attacked.� The Downfall of Atlantis

These are the essential points Plato makes about Atlantis.

He described it as a great and powerful empire, almost magical, and said that this was the

same empire which attacked the Hellenic states.

He attributes the power and glory they tasted after this venture to their eventual demise,

writing that the love for these ego-driven desires that soon developed among Atlantean

kings �lured� them from �the pathway of wisdom and virtue.�

�Filled with false ambition, the rulers of Atlantis determined to conquer the gods

into his holy habitation and addressed them.

Here Plato�s narrative comes to an abrupt end, for the Critias was never finished.�

Plato also tackles the subject of Atlantis in his Timaeus, writing of a story told by

Solon � who himself is said to have heard the story in Egypt, passed on to him by a

priest via hieroglyphic inscriptions in a temple in Sais � in which a violent cataclysm

sank the continent.

Thus, the Island of Atlantis completely disappeared.

�A technologically sophisticated but morally bankrupt evil empire � Atlantis � attempts

world domination by force.

The only thing standing it its way is a relatively small group of spiritually pure, morally principled

and incorruptible people � the ancient Athenians.

Overcoming overwhelming odds . . . the Athenians are able to defeat their far more powerful

adversary simply through the force of their spirit.

Sound familiar?

Plato�s Atlantean dialogues are essentially an ancient greek version of �Star Wars.�

� � Ken Feder, professor of archaeology, taken from his book �Frauds, Myths and Mysteries:

Science and Pseudoscience in Archaeology.�

The Egyptian connection is also interesting to bring up here because Crantor, another

ancient Greek philosopher, asserted that the Egyptian priests declared the story of Atlantis

to be written upon pillars which were still preserved circa 300 B.C.

Manly P. Hall has noted that, before this cataclysm, a portion of the population left

and did not succumb to the egoistic tendencies which apparently led to the downfall of Atlantis.

Was the philosophic, religious, and scientific knowledge of Atlantis passed on?

There are many similarities between the reported teachings of Atlantis and those of other cultures,

such as the Mayas of Central America.

According to Manly P. Hall, from the Atlanteans, �the world received not only the heritage

of arts and crafts, philosophies, and sciences, ethics and religions, but also the heritage

of hate, strife, and perversion.

The Atlanteans instigated the first war; and it has been said that all subsequent wars

were fought in a fruitless effort to justify the first one and right the wrong which it

caused.�

Before Atlantis sank, its spiritually illuminated Initiates, who realized that their land was

doomed because it had departed from the Path of Light, withdrew from the ill fated continent.

Carrying with them the sacred and secret doctrine, these Atlanteans established themselves in

Egypt, where they became its first divine rulers.

Nearly all the great cosmologic myths forming the foundation of the various sacred books

of the world are based upon the Atlantean Mystery Rituals.�

One of the most interesting parts of this story, to me, is the fact that this place

is often remembered as a place of glory, light, and abundance, which it was.

But they were not immune to the dangers of avarice, either, as H.P.

Blavatsky makes clear: �Under the evil insinuations of their demon, Thevatat, the Atlantis race

became a nation of wicked magicians.

In consequence of this, war was declared, the story of which would be too long to narrate;

its substance may be found in the disfigured allegories of the race of Cain, the giants,

and that of Noah and his righteous family.

The conflict came to an end by the submersion of the Atlantis, which finds its imitation

in the stories of the Babylonian and Mosaic flood.�