That is awesome!
God!!
Yo, it's your boy Kill'em
and welcome to today's Vlog!
So before we get into today's video
I just wanted to mention about yesterday's video
I really appreciate every single view I get
on any video because I'm not forcing you.
Nobody is forcing you to watch my videos
you come and watch just because you want too
and I really, really, honestly do appreciate it
So, the thing is you start getting
like a normal amount of views, you know like
you upload a video, no matter what it is,
you're always around a certain amount of views
in that first hour.
Yesterday's were just insanely lower than normal,
I mean I don't know.
I could have just uploaded the worst video ever
no one wants to watch it.
I think that is a YouTube problem,
because my girlfriend subscribes to me,
she never got a notification.
And I'm sure a lot of people never did,
completely sucks, you know.
You spend all day recording a video,
you put a lot of effort into editing it
and then YouTube, f**ks up!.. pretty much.
It just sucks, it really does suck
So, it would mean a lot, if you could go back
and watch that video.
I really, really would appreciate that.
Got a link thing there,
or a link in the description below, you know.
Go and check it out.
And then come back here of course.
Don't just leave and go forever,
come back and enjoy this video.
Yeah, it's actually night time,
let me just check with my new watch.
It's 10:52 pm, and I'm just starting the vlog.
That is insanely late.
I've had loads of things to do today.
So yeah, I feel like we've got this little thing
going on the channel recently,
where I teach you some
Northern English slang words.
I've done it on few videos, I like doing it
it's cool, I mean cause I know,
most of you who are watching
are either from America, England,
so theres a lot of you down in London or in
Scotland and stuff and Canada.
So, Northern England we've our own weird slang.
It's weird, I don't know how it came about.
I'm gonna teach you some,
so I've already taught you a few words.
So today what I'm gonna teach you is,
it's a greeting word,
I mean you could walk up to somebody and say, "Hello".
You could walk up to somebody and say,
are you alright?
Nah...
No!
We just kinda merged all of that into one word,
"Oreyt"
"Oreyt"
You wan out!
Aaaayyooo duck, you want out!!!
I'm sorry, it's like I've got tourretes.
I've not got tourretes, nothing wrong with tourretes.
I'm just weird.
Chip, I didn't checked on Chip today.
Chip!
Chip!!
♪ Chip ♪
Where's Fish?
Fish!
Fish
Look at all these dead flies on the top
I guess when you got a real fish,
you don't really realize that
dead flies are landed on the water.
They're not dead when they..
flies are not landing on the water and dying
But if you've got a real fish they eat them.
When you've got a robot fish, the flies just stay there and die.
And stay there... the more, water is mucky...
I need to clean my robot fish
Aaaahhh Jesus, anyway let's move on.
I went through a stage,
like a month or two ago,
where I used to make the worlds biggest foods.
I made the worlds biggest tortilla chip and salsa.
Worlds biggest Reeses Cup!
So, now I want to make the worlds biggest Twinkie
I love Twinkies, Twinkies are nice.
I wanna make the worlds biggest.
So, me and my girlfriend are gonna go to the shop,
luckily it's open 24 hours,
everywhere shout out to 24 hour shops.
We're gonna go to 24 hour shop,
buy all the things we need to make
the worlds biggest Twinkie.
And we are gonna make it, here today!
So, but before we do that,
I need food, I need some...
I brought this stuff,
it's like, it's a plastic bottle, called pancake mix.
You just get this much pancake mix
and the rest is empty.
So, I think, all you have to do
is fill the rest up with water,
shake it, pour it and make pancake,
eat pancake, enjoy pancakes
and poop it out.
I don't know why I went that far,
Let's make some pancakes,
so we can go make the worlds largest Twinkie!!!
Woooohhoooo!
Pancakes, baby!
I didn't think I had anything to put on it,
so I start pouring sugar over everything
then realized we had, Golden Syrup.
Ummm!
Off to the shop we go
Aaaahhh, I feel so sick!
Smashed the pancakes in like less then a minute.
I think that was like my full daily
amount of calories in a minute.
Let's buy some stuff!
Where are we going?
Shop
Got a basket, I don't know why you need to know.
We are here to buy all the stuff to make
the worlds largest Twinkie.
I already got a couple things at home
caster sugar and Vanilla Ice...
Vani...
Vanilla Ice, no we ain't got Vanilla Ice at home.
Vanilla extract, we've already got that.
Just a few more things we need,
apparently, I think,
you are not allowed to record in shops
because of all the branded stuff in the background but
YOLO!
Please cut that out
Okay there we go, we got everything we need.
Got my grapes, my banana, my tomatoes.
Got everything, alright let's go.
The kids... kid's toy, that was a rubbish joke
let's get some real stuff.
So the first thing what we need, butter.
That's handy, cause we are in the butter aisle..
Ohh I knew we needed butter, this is stupid.
I think this one, it says perfect for cakes,
bacon and shizzle, so.
We got a kilo that's plenty.
Eggs next, eggs.
Eggs!
Eggs, that one, there we go.
Place it gently.
What next?
Powdered sugar and flour,
baking powder and then that's it.
Don't need a lot really, do we?
Okay that's weird, stop.
Self raising flour, 45p!
Bargain.
We can buy frosting ready made,
or you make it yourself.
It's only 1 pound 70
for a full box.
The ready made icing is like 2 pound/tub
and we need like 10 tubs or something.
Yeah..
Yeah, we're gonna make our own, aren't we?
Baking powder.
I can't talk a lot in here
cause they got music on in the background,
and I'm going to get done for copyright
So, let's go pay for these things and lets get going.
We got all the shizzle, let's bounce.
I can't believe I just said 'shizzle' and 'bounce'
I sound like a 15 year old and I'm 27 soon.
It's 2 months to my birthday. No!
I'm 27 soon, I'm closing in on 30.
God damnit!
Yes you saw that, right?
We're starting to make the worlds largest Twinkie,
loads of baking, probably 2 to 3 hrs of work,
at 1:28 am.
Cause we bloody mental.
I'm making a new rule.
For the rest of the day,
you can't just take your coat of like a normal person,
you've got to do this.
Jesus Christ!
It's been like half an hour
and we've been trying to discuss stuff.
We've been drawing little diagrams out, on envelops.
Trying to figure out exactly,
how we are gonna do this thing?
We've even cut pieces of kitchen paper,
so we can try and think how,
we're gonna do it.
So we're gonna use that tray from the bottom there
to make outer shell.
One of these, to make the ends.
So we can, we're going to like role the outer edge,
so, it's like a tube and then make some little ends,
to fill the ends and then
make the stuff in the middle and..
you will see how we're gonna do it but
it's hard to explain....
- Put it in where no powder sugar is
- and then slowly go.
It feels like powdered sugar is just gonna go.... kabooom
Awww, I want to just eat it all, do you?
- Not yet, it's just butter and sugar. I bet it's really nice.
Is that good, is that done.
No you just need to whip it more.
I need these whippy things, did you wash them?
Yeah,
could you give them to me,
I didn't hear water running tho.
Ahhh what?
Every one who did this,
when they were a child, leave a comment.
Everyone's gonna comment.
Oh my God!
Look!!
Mom and Dad's brand new kitchen,
they're gonna kill me, oh my God!
It like takes 2 hours to make this Twinkie thing,
it's gonna take 5 hours to clean it, before they wake up.
Don't come in, stay there.
Oh God!
My life's over.
It's been good knowing you all.
Oh it stinks, it's over, it's over!
So, what do we have to do now?
Whip it.
So here we go, it's time
Chip!
Stop it, be quite!
Time to put it into the oven.
Oh God!
15 - 20 minutes, we got to keep our eye on it,
until it's goes golden.
As soon it's done we are gonna take it out,
we're gonna have the frosting ready,
so we can roll it, while it's still hot.
Or if it starts to dry,
it won't roll and it'll just break and ....
yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
This is better than TV.
Okay, the alarms just gone off.
Moment of truth, we've got to take it out
and we gotta be real quick,
I haven't got much time to talk, let's go
Jesus Christ!
Them gloves are rubbish, Jesus!
- he he he he he
Get really close to it, and tilt everything, that's it.
Yeah!
So now we gotta put the icing in the middle,
then we flip in the edges over.
Wish us luck.
It's like a huge burrito.
Ohh yes!
- there's ripping
That was awesome!!
So, we're just gonna leave that to cool down,
we can probably take it outside,
it's ripping a little bit, but it's looking good
it's ripping loads (mumbling)
So, it's 4:06 am right now,
oh I'm so tired.
So, what's happened is, it's gonna really flat,
it's like this now.
It's more like a cake.
To be honest, it's like a cake.
So, we're gonna leave that to cool for an hour or two
and then we can these sides on,
it's not gonna look like Twinkie really,
but hopefully taste just as good.
It has been just a complete disaster,
it's 4 am, I just wanna go to sleep
and I'm doing this and now I gotta wait.....
Why!
Twinkie why!?
This is awesome! It's huge!!
I did make another part of sponge,
just to cover the ends, but because it's gone flat
I just can't be bothered, to be honest.
It is good enough for me, that looks decent
enough, like a Twinkie.
So, let's just get straight into it.
Taste test, baby!
But first, I've been doing shout outs
on my recent videos and on my last video, I said
to get a shout out all you have to do is,
subscribe to me, turn notifications on and leave a comment
saying, "Moon, bring me that pizza."
and you could've got a shoutout.
So, I'm gonna randomly pick today's winner.
Today's shout out goes to
Cameron Cartwright
says, "Moon bring me da pizza".
He subscribe, he turned notifications on
and he left a comment.
So, if you want a chance to be shouted out
in the next video, all you've got to do is
Subscribe, turn on notifications
and leave a comment saying,
"Whip your hair back and forth".
Why not?
One more thing before we can do this
taste test on the huge Twinkie.
There's someone missing, there's someone missing
from the video and we just can not go on without them..
this chap, oh this guy Dave!
♪ Dave ♪
Mr Dave!
He's still got bloody chocolate around his mouth
from that last video.
Be a good boy Dave.
♪ Dave ♪
♪ Dave ♪
I love that little jingle, I might make it a ringtone.
What do you think?
Shall I make it so you can download it as a ringtone?
Let me know in the comments.
No more messing around.
It is time.
Huge Twinkie taste test.
Jesus, I thought I'd not pressed record then.
All that, I thought I had to do all that again.
Shall I crumble a bit off nicely?
Shall I lick... oh wait.
Hmmm look at that, frosting from the side.
Ohhh, that is beaut....
Oh God!
Ohh!
Picked up quite easy.
Yeah, we did that underneath,
so you can't see the line.
This is the top.
Unfortunately it went flat, if that looked round,
that would've been perfect.
Let's just dig in, I guess.
Let's dig in Dave... dig in Dave!
That is absolutely gorgeous.
I couldn't breath for a second, oh God!
It's a bit dry, it needs some moisture.
You want some Dave.
♪ Dave ♪
Good boy!
You got a bit of... something on... you.. there
it doesn't matter.
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