Hello all
I'm Evildea. Your God.
and today I want to speak about
what I wanted to be when I was a child
I chose this topic because
I had a conversation with my wife about it
a few hours ago
and it really surprised me what she wanted to do or
how she chose what she wanted to do
and what I wanted to do
So, I guess that I'll start my story
with the time when I first chose my path in life, I guess ...
So, we need to go back
to the time when Evildea was smaller, more beautiful and cute
So, I was 7 or 8 years old then
and I remember that one day my family decided
to go to a drive-in cinema
the drive-in cinema is just a place
where there's a massive screen and you can watch films
but there's no roof, you're not in a building
in fact you watch films from your car
and I really liked it, unfortunately you can't really do that anymore
I think there's still one drive-in cinema in Sydney
Breathe Evildea, good ... so, I remember that we went to the cinema
and I watched the really popular film
called "Jurassic Park"
and I remember that scene, that moment
when the T-rex explodes out of the gate
and it's standing there next to the two cars and then
It's roars loudly
and in that moment, I saw it and thought,
"Dinosaurs, I want to do something withing dinosaurs"
They are the coolest animals in the entire world
unfortunately, they no longer exist ...
or perhaps that's fortunate ... it's not important!
I remember at that time, that I wanted to do something
with Dinosaurs ...
sorry if I'm sweating a lot
it's so f**king hot here!
f**k you!
I sat there and in the film
there were two actors who played as ...
sorry, I needed to look up the word
So, I don't know it well
... Palaeontologists
So, for those who don't know what a palaeontologist is
it's just a person who digs in the earth
for dinosaur bones and other extinct animals
I saw that, I saw the dinosaurs and
I said ... or in my mind, I put the two together
and thought, "I want to do that!"
So, after that, I studied dinosaurs a lot
I learned the names of hundreds of them
and constantly annoyed my parents when I said
"I want to have the newest magazine about dinosaurs"
because at that time there was magazines about dinosaurs
and when you purchased them you could with each new addition
collect new little bones
they weren't real bones
they were just made of cardboard
but you could put them together
and create a little T-rex
I did that and loved it but
then a few years later, I guess I just lost interest
when a new TV series appeared and caught my attention.
And in fact that TV series was JAG
So, JAG was about war pilots and courts
the idea was that ... I don't remember it well
but some how when pilots did something wrong
they would go to court and then there were lawyers
and they'd discuss [the case] ...
but I remember that my parents loved it
and I watched it with them
and then I saw the air-force pilots
and I thought, "Oh, they are flying those cool ... flying machines"
and when I say "flying machines", I don't mean "wings" [Esperanto word play]
but I just ... flying machines in general ...
So, they flew them and I thought, "Oh my, I want to do that"
but later, I discovered that I don't like highs
I discovered that when I climbed on the roof
and I was like ...
and then I saw the ground below and thought ...
and then I no longer wanted to be a pilot
and after that, of course, I because a teenager
and my life changed quickly and
it seemed that I was a good programmer
So, I decided that I wanted to do something related to that
and I learned how to program with a program called GameMaker
which has it's own programming language called GML
and I really liked it
I still use it in fact
After that, I didn't have money to go to a big university etc
my family was really poor
and I remember that at the end of highschool
I sat in the cinema with my friends
and thought, "hmmm I need to decide what I'll do with my life
I'll think about it a lot!
I'll sit here and think about it deeply!
but first I'll watch this short"
and always in the cinemas here, and probably in your country
there's advertisements immediately before the film, right?
and then there was a big advertisement about the Australian army
and they said, "Join the Australian army"
"We have the best tech in the entire world"
and they showed tanks and soldiers
and I thought, "THAT IS COOL!!!"
I decided what I wanted to do
and of course I entered the army but
after that, I found out that it wasn't like that at all
You just sit there every day with your gun
which barely works and clean it
for hours! I'm not lying about that!
You clean that f**king gun for hours
But yes, that is what I did when I was a child
and now I have some questions for you
what did you want to be when you were a child?
and did you actually do that?
Did you follow your childhood dreams?
or did you go down a completely different path or career
or did you even have dreams?
or were you just a child, who sat there eating pencils
I don't know!
So, that is all!
If you've liked this film
Like it, share it around
Sub to my channel if you haven't already
and I'll see you all in the next film
and if you're not there!
I'll find you, kill you and leave your remains in the earth
for future palaeontologists to dig up
Subtitles by the Amara.org community
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