You, you, gotta be kidding me
Fuck, dude.
As if you ain't feeling me.
I got guy problems, you don't understand.
I got guy problems, you don't understand.
I'm telling you now people seem to think we got it easy,
ain't it breezy, being just another guy, like as if it mean we
don't have any problems, off the top, don't talk about it a lot,
but I'll tell you bout some problems that we got,
For example at a festival, the usual, need to use the urinal,
wait up in a line, half the time, but the dudes are full.
See one open up, so you step up in that cubicle,
but see the dude before you seemed to
miss with all his urine, still
you're not wanting to add to it,
not like you're immaculate,
but seems your reason being is your aim is pretty accurate,
you could get some paper towel and clean up from this anarchist,
wiping someone elses piss is not how you gon handle this,
that said though,
leave it for the next bloke,
mess just getting bigger yeah that piss start to crescendo,
button broken, so now just to flush you gotta bend low,
so before you leave you better use up all that hand soap,
they get you cleaning when you leaving,
But you won't for any reason.
There's a guy going in behind you and now surely
he's believing it was you.
Walk away as quickly as you can do,
and just hope that he ain't going number two.
You you, Gotta be kidding me,
Fuck dude,
As if you ain't feeling me,
I got guy problems, you don't understand,
You you, Gotta be kidding me,
Fuck dude,
As if you ain't feeling me,
I got guy problems, you don't understand,
(What did Jay say?)
Yeah I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one,
I'm hiding 99 problems from her, the main one
I'm driving 90 round the town,
car starts to make a sound
I'm pulling off the road, so I can try to work it out,
car smoking
and I'm knowing theres a problem, gotta own it,
now I'm yelling out some shit like
"Common issue with the Holdens!"
Hood up!
Making sure that my confusion isn't showing,
while I'm looking for the on-off switch, I'm that unknowing,
and I'm going insane,
blowing out my fucking brains,
googling this shit away
and I'm trying to explain,
in a sophisticated way, but I don't know what I'm saying,
but I could talk shit for fucking days,
and she's falling for it,
make this shit sound awful boring,
Then she'll still ignore it all,
I can still attempt to make it look like I've got all the knowledge,
call the tow truck on the low,
just when she wasn't watching,
when he turns up,
"What a coincidence! But nah, I got it!"
You, you, gotta be kidding me.
Fuck, dude,
As if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you don't understand.
You, you, gotta be kidding me.
Fuck, dude
As if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems, you dont understand
You might say I'm weird,
Never put shirts in the sun,
Throw em in the dryer, and they shrink,
thats why I give em to mum.
And all clear,
For the new fifa this month,
but 50 matches in a sitting it just isn't enough,
Instead i'm stuck out with the boys,
we sitting down in the club,
I see a hottie cross the room,
they try to tell me "Man up"
But now I've got an awkward boner,
I don't wanna stand up.
Guys, if you feel me
put your hands up
and sing it like
You, you, gotta be kidding me
Fuck, dude
As if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems you don't understand.
I got guy problems you don't understand.
You, you, gotta be kidding me
Fuck, dude
As if you ain't feeling me
I got guy problems you don't understand.
I got guy problems you don't understand.
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
You don't understand!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
You don't understand!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
You don't understand!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems!
I got guy problems you don't understand...
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