From fighting over Transformer insurance to an argument about toilet paper, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enacts some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the dumbest
things people ever witnessed a fight about.
I'm Nixxiom, and today I'll be your narrator.
Number 10 was Submitted by TwelfthHawk2718 Dolan
Once on a bus ride, Dolan was sitting in between his two best friends.
Dolan jokingly had a theory that they might be aliens, so he asked them questions that
only the real people would know.
They actually took it seriously, and started fighting about who Dolan had ASKED MORE QUESTIONS
TO!
They managed to squeeze half an hour of fighting in about this, and then refused to talk to
each other for the next two days.
Number 9 was Submitted by the_master_gamer123 Ursa
One day at a Wal-Mart, Ursa saw a man and a woman arguing with each other.
The woman was screaming things like, "I always get this kind!" and "why don't
you go kill yourself?"
She poked her head around the corner and saw what they were fighting over, and had to walk
away because she started laughing so hard.
The woman was fighting with the guy over a 12 pack of toilet paper.
Eventually, employees had to kick her out of the store and they said she was banned
from ever going there again.
Number 8 was Submitted by BrokenTusk922 JamesShark JamesShark was hanging out with his friends
Legna and Slapped Ham one day, and they were playing Connect 4.
Legna used a really sneaky move and Slapped Ham called him out on it, but Legna went on
to use the same sneaky move in the next four games.
All of a sudden Slapped Ham stood up, threw the game across the room, and punched Legna
in the face.
JamesShark just scooted back and watched the fight happen.
Soon, Slapped Ham's mom came to break them up and ended up getting punched as well.
For 2 straight minutes it was silent as they all thought about how a bunch of 16-year-olds
were fighting over Connect 4.
JamesShark came out unscathed from the fight, but then his friends beat him up the next
week for abandoning them to the wrath of Slapped Ham's mom.
Number 7 was Submitted by GamblingShroud Zaraganba Zaraganba was in 8th grade study hall when
a loud commotion burst into his classroom.
A circle of people formed around 2 kids.
One of the kids was holding 2 erasers and he started yelling, "WHICH DAMN ERASER IS
MINE?!
WHICH ONE?!"
The other kid then yells, "I DONT KNOW ASSHOLE!"
Then, they started punching and kicking each other.
The teacher broke up the fight and both were suspended for 3 weeks.
Zaraganba still laughs every time he thinks about it.
Number 6 was Submitted by relic1962 Grgak Back in the 90s, Grgak was an associate working
at a local department store.
Russ Trolls were all the rage for some reason, and the store was advertising them for $14.99.
There was also a knockoff brand by another company for $12.99.
It didn't take long for a customer to get into an argument with the department manager
because he SWORE the Russ Trolls were $12.99, and he DEMANDED he be sold one at $12.99.
Soon into the argument his wife stormed over to the manager and claimed she saw the TV
ad showing the Russ Trolls at $12.99.
A crowd gathered, and soon there were nearly 20 grown adults, ALL yelling and demanding
the Russ Trolls for $12.99.
They actually ran down the doll aisle to grab them before the head of security told the
crowd that he would take their names and phone numbers and give them a call once everything
was "sorted out".
He offered to show them our copy of the ad (both TV and print) and a person yelled "I
don't NEED to see that!
I KNOW what I saw!".
All this to save TWO DOLLARS on a Russ Troll.
Number 5 was Submitted by The_Real_Bepis_Man Pringle
Pringle got himself into a conversation about whether Transformers would have life insurance
or car insurance.
Pringle decided it would probably be both.
But two burly guys were arguing about it, and it escalated into a fistfight.
Pringle tried to break it up, but one of the guys went a little too rough and Pringle left
school that day with a black eye.
Number 4 was Submitted by ShogunAssassin_Alice Melissa
Melissa went with her mom to do some food shopping for Thanksgiving at Walmart, and
as usual the place was packed.
They were just about done and looking for dinner rolls when they heard shouting.
What they saw was two women fighting over a Patti LaBelle sweet potato pie!
One woman had her hands on the top and bottom of the pie box and the other woman had her
hands on the sides.
Both of them were shouting like their lives depended on this ONE pie.
Finally, the women were asked to leave for disrupting other shoppers.
Number 3 was Submitted by soulknight5 Ladybot Ladybot's sister was making a sandwich one
day, and she put 4 pieces of ham on it.
Her mom and dad were also in the kitchen and they were sitting right next to Ladybot's
sister watching her make the sandwich.
Ladybot's mom got mad and started yelling that she put too many pieces of ham on the
sandwich.
Then her dad got mad and started yelling at her mom about yelling for no reason.
Ladybot leaned over to her other sister and said, "it's kinda weird that they're fighting
about a sandwich."
The fight went on for a bit but after a few minutes Ladybot just walked away, and could
still hear them yelling from down the hall.
Number 2 was Submitted by CoocoPearlGAY Tolop Tolop and Spincess were walking around school
at break time when and they heard 2 girls screaming at each other and fighting.
Tolop and Spincess rushed over to stop it, but the girls punched them, so they got a
teacher to stop the fight.
The four of them were sent to the principal's office where they were asked why they were
fighting.
Tolop and Spincess said they were trying to stop the fight.
The other girls said they were fighting over what's better between chocolate or strawberry.
A few days later, the same two girls fought AGAIN over apples and bananas.
Number 1 – What's the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone fight about?
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