Hi..
Thank you for coming to interview with me today
My name is Dr. Vamp
I researched a lot about vampires
and I'm happy to meet a very first vampire
why are you looking at me like that?
uhm. anyway, can we get start with my three questions?
what is your name?
first question is...
how long have you been a vampire?
why are you still looking at me? *ahems
your blood smells so good
I want to bite you
you want my blood?
haha, let's go back to the point
I'm Sekhmet
oh? you wanna to know about my story?
well, you better get your popcorn and get ready for listening my badass story
oh well um, I'm allergic to popcorn
that is sad.
its your loss for being allergic to popcorn
oh wow, you actually being so behind the current news
I thought you knew about today's trends
to become a vampire
it is badass, that's how I became a vampire
Oh I didn't know about that..
I must have been missing a lot of the current news
darn, I feel so sorry for you
you basically had no idea what is going on lately
obviously that government have already taken over all regions including your brain
why don't you join along with my army to go against to the government?
I don't want to get into trouble..
the government is watching me and you too
well its your loss not mine
oh right, we better get move into second question
would that be alright with you?
sure, bring it on
okay, the second question is..
how many people have you killed before?
are you sure that you want to know?
ok sure
I may have killed over 2000 people since I became a vampire
their blood, oh dayummm
2000 people????
oh, may I bless their souls
excuse me for saying those words out of loud
okay, anyway lets move on
to third question
bring it on
third question is
can vampires walk out during the sunlight?
oh, you again? being so behind all current news
shame on you
of course, we can go out during the sunlight
look at me, isn't the sun rays shining on my skin?
but why are you wearing your sunglasses?
hold on that one
I'm having a bad hangover right now
last night, I partied too hard and drank too much of negative O blood
that's why I'm wearing my damn sunglasses
it doesn't mean that I would get melt away from the sun rays
Oh well. Um I'm glad that you had fun
thank you for letting me to interview with you
I will add them to my book that I have been writing since
your answers are very interesting
haha its nice to meeting you too
no problem at all
don't you mind if can I take some of your blood?
oh, you actually thought that I wanted your blood
your blood is not negative O and no thanks
bye
just get lost
oh well I thought you meant it
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