WARNING IF YOU HAVE HEADPHONES PLEASE TAKE THEM OFF OR TURN DOWN THE VOLUME THE MUSIC IS A MASSIVE EARAPE
hello pokemon fans and today we are playing "Candy war tycoon"
This is LordGiratina1001 here and today I took the time to put all these subtitles so please read them
Music is too dank for my ear's
MY EARS!
its has such a low sound that it makes you cringe somehow
I am going to tell you guys a story in a second
So my grandpa just got me KFC and I am super glad he got me food but. . .
I don't exactly have the best experiences with KFC because last time I went there was with my friend "bob"
so me and bob are going into the KFC by Nogales high school and we walk up to the counter with the simplest order "Hi, um, can I get a cookie please". You want to know what she come out with?
10 5$ FILL-UPS WITH 5 DRINKS
So me and bob are looking at each other like "um is this lady joking or something"?But NO she literally said "did I forget something" and me and bob are looking at each other really concerned about this woman's memory
So I say "No but , you are forgetting my extra cookie"AND THEN BOB jumps in with "And my large soda".(He's an addict to soda if you didn't know).So then she just GIVES them to us without hesitation and we just take those to bob's house
So after we got everything on the table we called some friends over and had a huge feast and then we played. . .
SUPER smash brother's for the WII U and you can guess how that turned out No items just our skills(I played ike and marth for the matches)
Half of everyone that was playing was either mad at me or another player because we were "too good" but after that we played "Mario kart" and then the day went from good to great
I was playing a full "legend of Zelda" kart with character link and if you don't know his kart is a motorcycle and what's faster a car or motorcycle?
No dank meme's are faster
Anyways I was faster then all of them and I barely used any items I was just faster then everyone no matter what track or however many times I was hit with an item I was still first
This guy is a pain in the ass later on so stay tuned to see me get owned by him
This reminds me of the time I played Mario kart with online gamer (I will leave a link in the description below)
so me and him are playing Mario kart 10 and he has a regular wii controller and we played some rounds and I kept coming in first place so he got really salty and asked for a nunchuck so I get him one and he play's even worse coming In 12th place
I ask him "Need a nunchuck now?" And then he starts to fight me and we wrestle all the time but he get's scared whenever I run at him cause I am like way faster then him so I use my speed to my advantage and punch him really fast here and there
But he has better defense then me so he punch's me in the gut and I fall down and he sits on top of me and he use's his ultimate attack . . .
I don't think anyone misses me besides my family and some of my friends so I doubt you miss me
HE LITERALLY FART ON ME AND I GOT SO DISGUSTED THAT I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND THREW UP and he ask's me "Need a toilet now"? and I just burst with laughter while puking and I went into my room and it smelled horrible so I had to open all the windows and it took an hour to get the smell out
So while we were waiting for the room to stop smelling like a toxic bomb we thought it would be the great idea to see if we could light his farts on fire.
so we got a rolling chair and took that out into the street and my neighborhood are a bunch of hermits so we don't really have a problem with cars so we got the rolling chair out into the street and I got online gamer eating a can of beans
so I lit the match and I had him hold it and it was really small at first and then he let it out and he started zooming by and it was hilarious
it was even worse when I did it because when I did it was a giant flame but I didn't go as fast but It was still impressive
we started laughing so hard but we didn't realize that the chair was on fire so we just stood there and sang "kumbai ah my lord" until the fire died out and after that we scooped up the ashes and threw them in some random yard
another story i remember is when the whole gang went over to online gamer's house and we were going to go to the pool and we were getting ready and after we got out of the house i didn't know my mom was there so she called me over and said i was grounded because i didn't tell her if they were there or not and you could hear music coming from the house too
so i got in trouble because i didn't tell her they were there but come on if your child went into his friends house and stayed there for 20 min would you think he is hanging out with his friends or just standing there knocking on the door.
so me.online gamer, and Andrew are walking to the pool and we hear BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and random things flying around us and then we hear from the pool "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE"!
so i guess one of james friend was also being attacked by something and we heard him say "Hornets" and we look at each other like "we better get over there before we get stung"
so me and online gamer are running to the deep end and then we jump in but Andrew at the time couldn't swim and i could hear the hornets coming so i pulled on his leg and he got in with us but he thrashed and threw himself around but then i slapped him underwater and he stopped
i then saw some small ledges underwater so if you cant swim you hold onto the pole and you stood on the ledges so i took Andrew who was about to drown and i put him on the ledge and he grabbed on to the pole and he stayed there until the hornets went away but the thing was he wasn't moving so we checked him out and i guess one of the hornets stung him and paralyzed him and you could see this liquid coming out of his hand so i sucked the poison out and he was hurting for a while but he was good
i had to call an ambulance and on the ride there he woke up and he asked me "you are a good friend" and i say "i know" and he falls asleep so me and online gamer we are waiting in the waiting room and the doctor come back with Andrew and he says " he will be fine just make sure he take's these twice a day" and he give us the medicine and us and Andrew we all walk over back to the house
so we are watching DBZ and i am looking at the medicine and it says "suppository" know i thought this was BS because if you don't know suppository is you stick a pill up your butt and i tell Andrew and he's like "well ****" but me and him wern't going to help him so we made him go into the bathroom and gave him a handheld mirror to see what he was doing and you just hear screams coming from the bathroom and me and online gamer are like "should we check on him"?
and before we could open the door we Andrew comes out and say's "that wasn't so bad" and then he gets these red eye's like you see's in moive's when people smoke weed or something and he asks me the weirdest question
"Why does asparagus make your pee smell"? and I'm just sitting there with my phone texting my mom trying to tell her what happened and i just stop mid-text and i look at him and he has this accent like a stoner and tells me "your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed". and i just go back to my phone and finish the text and look up what medicine he took and i cant remember what it was but it has a side affect of marijuana and I'm like ok cool
I SWEAR I DID NOT HAVE ANY but someone else did
we went over to my other friends house and he has to take medication too and he accidently took some of Andrew's so now me and online gamer have to take care of TWO pot heads
so we get Andrew's phone and we call Andrew's mom and she only speaks Spanish so i had to talk to her and its hard cause i barely speak Spanish and she freaks out but i told her it okay we are taking care of him and she is calming down so she says she's coming to take him
so now its me and online gamer and we get the best idea to find the nest and we get over there and the hornets are still angry and we come prepared with masks a bunch of clothes and stuff with a butt-ton of hornet spray and we just go in there destroying them and they all die easily and we're like "that was easy"
so me and him are sitting there and i ask him "what now"? and he has the best idea to play pokemon but here is the thing about his and my thing i have an actual team made from multiple generations but the thing is about online gamer's team he only had X at the time but he only had generation 6 pokemon besides charizard
so i easlily beat him with a few pokemon dying and he gets mad and starts fighting me and i judo flip him and he hits the couch hard and i guess i sprained his neck or something so he couldn't move his neck for a while i said sorry but he said it was his fault and i get some ice and i put it on his neck and a few minutes later he felt better and then i had to go home and i get into the car and my mom texts me
"you are grounded for a week" and then i text her "i understand" and she completely flips out she yelling at me saying "NOW YOU USE YOUR PHONE AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE"?! and a guy in front of us stopped and somehow with my skinny body i come out of my seatbelt and i fly out the window and i fall off the freeway and my dad text me "i can't get out of the car so hitch a ride"
so i had to find a car to ride in but it was some kind of accident and only the cargo trucks were moving faster and so i jumped onto the back of the truck and i climbed up to the top and i stayed there and then i got off the highway and i jumped off but i sprained my ankle juming off and some of my bone was popping out so i went to the hospital and i got taken care offso iguess everyone got hurt that day
well anyways goodbye pokemon fans see you next time
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