Waching daily Feb 13 2019

Do you lose your memory often?

*life yeets memory away*

Who am I?

Where am I?

WHAT AM I? *existential crisis*

Do you have crippling depression?

*dAniEl is bAck aT it aGaiN!*

Antidepressants aren't strong enough for you?

*enter antidepressing bois*

*fedora falls*

*enter smooth narrator*

Well then your body might not be producing enough serotonin.

To give you mood a boost try our...

*OMG!!! Look at all those cool effects! I wish I had talent like that!*

or as the the cool kids like to call it...

*did anyone else see that random hand with the fedora*

IT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!

*lit background music*

We have here a real doctor, with a doctorate in doctoring

to explain the science of this amazing product.

*when I say change my name on the doctorate, adding a "P" to my first and last name doesn't count guys!*

*classy professional legit doctor spin*

SSSS Serotonin contains only pure all-natural serotonin,

also known as 5-hydroxytryptamine with the chemical formula of C 10 H 12 N 2 O.

It is a neurotransmitter that is found in the central nervous system, and it

works by intensifying signals between neurons. The body naturally creates it in

the brain when tryptophane in tryptophan hydroxylase combine. Research shows that

a deficiency in serotonin levels leads to depression. Serotonin levels can

naturally increase due to exercise, diet, and light. However, when a

neurotransmitter, like serotonin, sends a signal, it is reabsorbed into the body. So

even if you do a lot of exercise or eat plenty of healthy foods or are

constantly outside you won't feel these effects for long. This is why SSSS Serotonin

is the number one thing I recommend for all my (nonexistent) patients.

*incoming hyper salesman*

so don't waste your time

try revolutionary product SSSS Serotonin now! Created with user research and

state-of-the-art technology, our product will give you that closer to boost of

happiness you need and won't fade away!

#salesman needs to cut down on Serotonin

if you call now within the next thirty

minutes you'll get a second bottle of serotonin free!

877-241-**** LUNA

call now to try this revolutionary product

EVERYONE CUT! take five!

*camera man THINKS camera is off*

*YOU HAD ONE JOB CAMERA MAN*

I hope we don't get sued for not mentioning those side effects.

Wait what side effects? Well, first of all

ingesting pure serotonin will kill you and if for some reason it doesn't it

would mess you up both, physically and mentally because even ingesting a little

bit of pure serotonin will definitely raise your serotonin above normal.

*PAY UP FOR THOSE FAKE HAPPY PICS!*

But I thought serotonin was a happiness hormone, and it would make me happy all the

time. Well, it's a common misconception that serotonin is a hormone. It is

actually a neurotransmitter much like dopamine and norepinephrine and it

regulates much more than emotions; it controls sleep, appetite, memory, and

cardiovascular activity and you really don't wanna be messing those things up.

Fun fact, it's mostly found in the gut in humans, and I was told by an expert,

Dr. Vipera Drakon that it is a primary component venom in many animals. In fact,

this expert is the one who came up with a name for our product, SSSS Serotonin.

Wait, who is this Dr. Vipera Drakon and why isn't he in the

infomercial? Well, he can be a little bit intimidating, I mean, let me just go get him.

*enter Dr. Vipera Drakon*

Here he is! Oh. Yep, but back to my point, sure serotonin is used in

antidepressants at migraine medication but in much smaller quantities. In taking,

this much serotonin at once one minimum give you restlessness, diarrhea, and anxiety

which is kind of ironic if you're taking it to relieve stress.

*snake slithers toward scared camera man*

it could also go as far as to lead to irregular heartbeat seizures and unconsciousness.

*glances at camera*

*regrets life decisions*