Waching daily Sep 8 2017

Phone rings: *My Dad stole my Mom's earings..."

Hero: Hello

Caller: Is this abhilash?

Abhilash: Yes... Who is this?

Caller:I am just a "vazhipokkan" (wayfarer). I just wanted to know if kombans are going to win this year... or what?...

Abhilash: ** Laughs**

Kombans will this year for sure!

No one should be worrying too much... Stop wasting my time and Hangup...

Caller: Wow what an arrogant person!

Abhilash: Luckily, He didn't scold too much...

To the audience: All these guys, after watching that old video online, thinks that I always wear a towel around my head and a lungi and am some henpecked...

that If someone just orders me to chop meat, I would quietly go do the job...

This is not the old abhi... This is the captain of last year's DMA VadamVali (Tug of War) Competition: Kombans, ABHILASH PAUL

I heard from somewhere that this year DMA has recruited a few amateur teams from outside to defeat us...

They call themselves "Themmadees" (Rogues) or "Kuttanadans" (From Kuttanadu Kerala)....

I just have one things to tell all these wanna be teams:

You saw our performance last year.. So..

Don't waste your time and health getting injured...

This Saturday September 9th, Kombans will be at the DMA ONAM VadamVali(Tug of War) competition to secure the win @ Lathrup Highschool

Only those who dare may come!

The Real Hero: Abhi... Stop blabbering and go buy the meat real quick.

Abhi: **upset**

I have already asked her many times to not do this to me in front of others....

Oh... I forgot everything... please dont forget... Come to Lathrup Highschool This Saturday September 9th @ noon for DMA Onam... Thank You