WE'VE GOT AN INTERESTING RACE IN ALABAMA THAT IS HAPPENING
TODAY.
THEY HAVE A PRIMARY ON THE REPUBLIK INSIDE, JEFF
SESSIONS OBVIOUSLY BECAME ATTORNEY GENERAL AND THEY HAVE
TO FILL THAT SEAT, FOR THE MOMENT BEING, LUTHER STRANGE WAS
APPOINTED TO THAT SEAT IN A CONTROVERSIAL WAY BY A GOVERNOR
WHO HAD A SEX SCANDAL WHICH LUTHER STRANGE WAS
INVESTIGATING, AND THEN THE GOVERNOR APPOINTS LUTHER STRANGE
AND THEN LEAVES OFFICE AND HE'S FINE, AND LUTHER STRANGE ALL OF
A SUDDEN IS NOT INVESTIGATING HIM ANYMORE.
THAT'S AMONG THE
PROBLEMS LUTHER STRANGE HAS AND THE ESTABLISHMENT HAS, IT'S
SCRATCH MY BACK AND I SCRATCH YOURS, THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE HATE.
LUTHER STRANGE IS AN ENORMOUSLY RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN, THAT'S
ONE OF HIS PROBLEMS AND THAT'S A FAIR PROBLEM TO HAVE, AND
ANOTHER PROBLEM IS THAT THE GUY HE'S RUNNING AGAINST, ROY MOORE,
IS AN EVEN MORE RIGHT WING REPUBLICAN.
THAT'S WHY DONALD
TRUMP WAS IN ALABAMA ANYWAY.
HE DIDN'T TALK MUCH ABOUT LUTHER
STRANGE, HE TALKED MORE ABOUT HIMSELF AND THEN STARTED THAT
HUGE NFL CONTROVERSY DOWN THERE.
HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED BY
THE LATEST POLLS, EVERY POLL HAS HIS GUY, LUTHER STRANGE, LOSING,
RIGHT NOW ROY MOORE IS UP 50% TO 40%.
THAT IS ONE POLL WE ARE
SHOWING YOU, BUT THEY ALL HAVE ROY MOORE LEADING SIGNIFICANT.
LUTHER STRANGE IS BACKED BY THE ESTABLISHMENT, MITCH MCCONNELL,
AND DONALD TRUMP, ROY MOORE BACKED BY THE BASKET OF THE
DEPLORABLES, STEVE BANNON, SEAN HANNITY, AND ALL THE OTHER
EXTREME RIGHT-WINGERS.
NO ONE IS A WINNER IN THIS UNLESS THE
DEMOCRAT PULLS OUT THE RACE AGAINST EITHER OF THESE GUYS.
MOORE AT LEAST HAS A SHOT AT LOSING THE GENERAL ELECTION
RACE, THAT'S A PUN AS YOU WILL SEE LATER -- EVEN DONALD TRUMP
KNOWS THIS, AT THE RALLY WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET PEOPLE
EXCITED ABOUT LUTHER STRANGE HE SAID --
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES THAT?
HE SEES THE POLLS AND HE'S LIKE I
DON'T WANT MY EGO TO GET RUFFLED SO I'M GOING TO SUPPORT HIM BUT
ONLY A LITTLE BIT, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IF HE
LOSES.
THE EGO HAS LANDED IN ALABAMA.
APPARENTLY LUTHER
STRANGE HAS MORE MONEY, IS SPENDING A LOT OF THAT IN ADS,
ROY MOORE IS AGGRIEVED BY THIS BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOMEONE
QUESTIONED WHETHER HE WAS IN FAVOR OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT.
NOT IN ALABAMA!
SO HE WILL HAVE THIS COMICAL RESPONSE.
IT'S BEEN HARD FOR MY WIFE AND MYSELF TO WEATHER 2, NEARLY 3
MONTHS OF NEGATIVE ADS THAT WE COULDN'T ANSWER WITH MONEY
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE IT.
ADS THAT WERE COMPLETE THE FALSE.
THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE SECOND AMENDMENT.
I BELIEVE IN
THE SECOND AMENDMENT.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
YOU KNOW, THEY SAY GUNS ARE BAD, THAT THEY KILL.
WELL, I
KNOW A LOT ABOUT GUNS, I'M THE ONE THAT HAS USED GUNS IN
COMBAT.
I KNOW WHAT GUNS DO.
YEAH, THEY KILL PEOPLE.
WHAT TODAY, GIVE OUT HUGS?
THE
AUDIENCE SAW THAT AND IN UNISON WENT [SPITTOON SOUND EFFECT].
YEAH, HE'S GOT A GUN, HE COULD SHOOT ANYONE OF US AT ANY
MOMENT.
OR IT COULD EXCELLENTLY GO OFF AND HIT US.
YEAH!
[SPITTOON SOUND EFFECT] THAT'S WHY THIS GUY IS LEADING.
ONLY IN
AMERICA, BROTHER.
WHERE YOUR POTENTIAL SENATOR PULLS OUT A
GUN AND WAVES IT AT YOU AND YOU GO, YES!
I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY
GET SHOT.
MY LUCKY DAY.
THIS GUY USED TO BE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE
ALABAMA STATE SUPREME COURT, HE LOST THAT JOB BECAUSE HE REFUSED
TO LISTEN TO THE CONSTITUTION.
HE KEEPS WANTING TO PUT UP THE
10 COMMANDMENTS EVERYWHERE, AMONG MANY OTHER THINGS.
HE HAS
GONE OFF ON HOMOSEXUALS IN THIS COUNTRY, DOESN'T BELIEVE THEY
SHOULD HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS.
OKAY, ROY MOORE, IF YOU MAKE IT
INTO THE SENATE WE ARE RULED BY A DIFFERENT DOCUMENT, IT'S
CALLED THE CONSTITUTION, IT'S NOT THE BIBLE, IT'S NOT THE OLD
TESTAMENT.
YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FOR POPE.
BUT THE GOOD FOLKS IN
ALABAMA, AT LEAST ON THE REPUBLICAN SIDE, ARE APPARENTLY
LIKELY TO PUT HIM IN A POSITION WHERE HE MIGHT JOIN US IN THE
UNITED STATES SENATE.
UGH, GOD HELP US ALL.
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