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Senior Video 2018 - Duration: 5:39.Are your study spaces too crowded?
Well let me introduce you to ClubIt.
This product will change your life.
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Feeling lonely?
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sing the national anthem.
Someday soon, you may find yourself in an awkward situation.
Oh my god, she's coming!!
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If your pants aren't on sit down!!
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You could spend hundreds, maybe even thousands on a woodchipper, Niko will do it for free!
Or we could send you Sam Humphrey.
If you need to get 60 guys on stage in a matter of minutes, he's your guy.
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What are you guys majoring in?
Well... uh yeah, I'm majoring in Political Sci...
No, no, no, nope, not that.
You know what, my major's not important.
Uh, next year I'm going to go to seminary and then I'm gonna be a pa...
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Did you know that an echidna has a three headed...
WOOOOAH!
Hey!
So...
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Is that what you want Bill?
*Barking*
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Okay, so we're gonna have to split this evenly, uh, everyone gets either a pepperoni or a
sausage but not both, okay?
Gentlemen, firsts are not available.
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Hey guys, I hate to wake you all up but uh, we've got a gas station up here, we've got
to stop and refuel, so get up guys.
Side effects may include breaking in to song at random places.
*Singing* So stop your sighing, be happy again.
Go!
Keep on smiling, cause when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you.
Spontaneous reactions to accidental song lyrics.
It's a beautiful day.
*Singing* It's a beautiful day!
Oh baby any day that you're gone away, baby it's a beautiful day.
And, night terrors.
*Screams* Oh my gosh I missed call time!
And all it will cost you is the following.
But in the end you'll enjoy it, make memories that last a lifetime, and the friendships
to go along with it.
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