Waching daily Dec 1 2017

- (speaking foreign language) Ding, ding.

Ding, ding.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

(squeaking sign swinging)

(upbeat music)

- Today we're here to build Legos,

without speaking the same language.

- How that's gonna work, I have no idea.

- (speaking foreign language)

I live in California and I think it's a sin

that I don't know how to speak Spanish yet.

- My parents are Dominican.

I had a time-period in my life where I didn't wanna

speak Spanish so I lost a lot of it.

Once I got older I was like no, I need this.

This is my origins, this is my roots.

So I practiced it over and over again and

(speaking foreign language)

- I'm from Manilla, which is in the Philippines

and out of the thousand dialects I speak Tagalog.

- Tagalu?

Let me make sure I say it right,

I'm trying to be respectful.

Say it again.

- [Male] Tagalog.

- One more time.

- Oh, it's heavy

- This is what were building?

(thump)

- Ahh.

- Who has time for this? (laughing)

This is not real.

(beep)

(beep)

(beep)

(bell rings)

(pop)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh no!

(buzzer)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh, okay. (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- [Together] Okay.

- Okay.

- [Male] Then after a while I was more interested in

the language than the Lego.

- [Female] Yeah, for sure because

I was just like, let's count.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh shit!

(buzzer)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Female] I didn't understand, nothing you said.

Except for when like, you'd be like.

- (speaking foreign language)

[Together] - (speaking foreign languages)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(upbeat music)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Male] I feel like we got something done.

- [Female] And there was a lot of high fives.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(record scratching)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Female] I feel at times I definitely grew impatient.

(speaking foreign language)

(buzzer)

(beep)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Male] I wanted to flip through the pages

and tell you you do this.

- [Female] No way because of the language barrier.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- I was definitely listening even though

I didn't understand.

So I guess I just learned to like really

pay attention to someone.

- (speaking foreign language)

- No uh.

I knew she was speaking fast, but I was just like

I understand her.

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Even though those sounds, it was the first time

I was hearing those sounds, if I just focused on her

and stopped worrying about what I want to say then

I'll pick up anything she says.

- I know that I am one blessed and two I'm so privileged

to be able to speak two languages.

I appreciate that and I will continue to move forward

making sure that my children understand it and

can speak it.

(laughing)

We built this one without--

- Yep.

- Without speaking the same language.

- Without the same language.

- (speaking foreign language)

- What?

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

(squeaking sign swinging)

For more infomation >> Strangers Try Building A Lego Set While Speaking Different Languages - Duration: 5:33.

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Zedd, Alessia Cara - Stay (Live On The American Music Awards - 2017) - Duration: 3:22.

For more infomation >> Zedd, Alessia Cara - Stay (Live On The American Music Awards - 2017) - Duration: 3:22.

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DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - Duration: 10:04.

You laugh-

you lose!

The rules...

they're simple.

You laugh-

you lose

man

Do you understand?

You get it?

Good.

Then, let's go!!

You laugh....

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Was that a... dog?

And a fence?

Oh, he's trying to jump over it- I get it

heh heh

I was like, 'what is happening'

Aww, poor dog

Just wanted to jump the fence. You almost had it buddy, you almost-

Okay, moving- moving on. I did not laugh, so far have not laughed...

batgirl...

What do you like about Batgirl?

I'm actually really enjoying this Black Canary storyline.

I LOVED Black Canary.

Hey there! What's in the bag?

huh? *wtf*

I'm from geek TV and today, we're talking to local comic fans and finding out what they're purchasing. So what's in the bag?

(im fuked)

(oh shit oh shiiiiiii-)

uh *swallows*

It's called brother-sister

That's awesome! And what is that about- like a brother-sister crime-fighting duo?

(uhhh...)

It's about a brother and a sister... that-

Fu- CHRISTIAN CHANNEL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

*snickers*

Brother sister, it's a nice little crime-fighting drama-... this guy's a

-legendary troll. "As a small group of protesters prayed, hundreds waited for tickets to the unveiling of-

"- an 8-foot tall bronze statue."

This is so fucking good. "I'm just excited to see my Lord and Savior Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone-"

"-I'll do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized. I don't know- notice me senpai, notice me."

In this glorious in tallien stone represented in such glorious italian stone

No

Satan's pretty cool. No. There's no way this is real. Are you kidding me?

How did this make it- how did this make it through to news

I don't know, satan's pretty cool, I guess

Christian Channel, I do not I do not support this message by any means okay?

It's like you can't have one without the other you know. Oh my god. There's more?

Cement and covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean

But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency

That's surround my poor soul? so I carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker lost in the hills of

misfortune looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again

I find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness. He goes on for a full two minutes

To be fair she did get three strikes, let's count them okay?

You get one two three, and you're out. Okay? Thank you. All right this next one's an actual outtake

I remember this Donald Trump was here taping something called Donald Trump secrets for us

And we asked him to start the bit by just pouring himself a glass of water

That's all we asked him to do and here's what he did

You didn't think of that did you?

Alright? Is that okay with you?

You like it or not, but true that is an option

You didn't think I was gonna do that did ya?

He's so proud of it, too

I've seen this one holy shit. That's fucking wicked

Come on it doesn't even have the tags on it

What are you screaming like a little child for okay? I would never scream like a little child. This is not a funny meme

So dumb no way I'm laughing at this

Shut the fuck up goddamn it. "I don't like him putting chemicals in the water

that turn the fricking frogs gay"

Oh, hell yeah

"fight for your life"

Let's get slippy in here. Hey slippy, what are you? What do you think of this?

What he is saying is true. A long time ago, my village was full of nothing but

heterosexual frogs and toads and

then

one day Hillary Clinton dumped toxic chemicals into our local water source and all of us

including me

slippy the Frog became gay. that's great

Did you just flip me off

Moving on.

oh, Russia

You know- you know someone who's asked him like "Hey, dude do something that looks important."

Is it the reebok or the nike?

You're looking a little rough around the edges

Some are just disappointing when you laugh at them.

My god finally one that made me laugh, okay

by that we're gonna end this episode of another episode of the first episode of

skrattar du förlorar du

Thank you guys for watching really appreciate all the likes

Can we hit a lot of likes on this one? Can we get it to trending?

That would be great

Because it'd be impossible

For more infomation >> DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - Duration: 10:04.

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

What has it all been for?

My army, my subscribers

My legacy Edgar: You've got it all, Felix

Fame! 50 million subcribers

The number one YouTube channel

and the best dog of all time Pewds: That's seriously questionable

(lol)

,and that's 57 million thank you very much

Edgar: You spend your days trying to design the perfect pair of headphones?

You are taking this too far

Pewds: Then you should just....

...leave

JUST GO!

I don't want you here

Edgar: oh

oh ok ;_;

Pewds: Why haven't you left then you son of bitch

*swedish thunder*

Edgar: Goodbye

(papa pewds crys in fake rain and swedish thunder)

(metal headbang)

Old pewds: How's it going everyone

Myy name is PewdiePie!

I don't know I can do pretty much anything, if you have a suggestion then leave it down below

But, have a good weekend, and I'll see you pretty soon

Ha-ha *doorbell rings*

Edgar: I'm back Felix. Felix: Edgar!

Edgar: Look a wow. Felix: What are these.

Felix: Oh My God!

Edgar: Look a' Wow!! Get your Razer Kraken Bro V2

Custom Made Pewdiepie, trademark headphones

Edgar: Just for you!

Felix: You work with Razor, to make these headphones?

Felix: Wow thank you Edgar!

Edgar:Horay

Felix: I love you Edgar 2x

Edgar: We are going to be super rich.

Felix: We are going to be rich Edgar 2x

These are going to sell, like crazy

Felix: Finally i can finally buy you food, Edgar

Edgar: Huzaah!

Felix: I'm so proud!

(Grunting)

Today's very special

7 years ago before I started making videos

I needed to get a microphone

so I spent some of my last money

went out and bought the Razer Carcharias

and I used to make a ton of my videos

you've seen it and now 7 years later

I have my very own

Razor headphones

Designed by me! :D

It feels unreal

I never thought something like this would happen

So frickin' cool

I love them

The design is amazing

I'm so proud of these

I'm so glad I can finally even wear them

Cause we had to keep it secret for a long time

Let's- oh that's awesome

Let's put them on x2

HELL YEAH!

That's dope

(laugh)

They really are something. They really stand out

I love their design

I'm so- I'm so proud of these

It's the new ones as well that doesn't cover your whole ear- they're more open

aw man they're so comfortable

Uh-

Thank you to everyone for supporting me throughout the years

I never thought something like this would happen obviously-

when I started making videos

just looking back this is so unreal

I've always been a huge fan of Razer and what they do and

their design and I'm glad to be part of that

and to make- design something myself as well

I got the Pewds on the side

got the brofist on the side

I love it

like easily my favorite headphones ever

so yeah if you wanna get these

check em' out in the description

I think that they're super cool so...

-AAAHH! Go buy em'!

I'm just glad I can finally wear them

Thank you guys. Squadfam out!

Sisterfister!

and Brofist.

For more infomation >> HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.

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LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.

(Hello there :D)

Smile!

Sweet!!

Sister!

Sadistic!

Suprise

Service

You laugh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Beat drop music thing* My na-

*Boom*

The rule is simple

You laugh you lose

Lets begin the game

How could I ever aquire enough detail to make them think that it's reality?

Have you ever had a dream that you, um,

You had, your, you- you could

You'll do you- you wants you, you could do so

You-you'll do, you could- you wants

You want them to do you so much you could do anything?

*Snickers*

God dammit

I've seen this meme so many times

Just the smile in the end got me *laughs*

You want them to do you so much you could do *effects* anything?

OH!

HELL YEAH!

*Laughs

Fuck yeah

You know someone stole this

Oh it's Fox!

Oh okay, then we can steal it

Is that dark souls?

Why do people-

What mod is this?

*snickers*

I need that mod, please

Someone send it to me

Anime ones are usually good

What?

Oh!

Oh

Yeah?

Uh-huh

*nods*

Thats true, thats true!

*laughs*

Whenever someone asks you if your an ass or a boob man

Just show them that video

NHK world?

This is- this is BBC for Japan

Oh, she came to visit!

*reads subtitles*

Ohh!

Oh

*burps*

Oh?

Ohow wow

He's weely gudd (yes he is)

*giggles* Oh my

*cringing*

Ugh, I cant

Wanna be supportive and its sooo I can't

Wakuteka, Morning Musume

Morning Musume

Wakuteka, Take A Chance

*Introduces selves*

*pewds introduces self*

ESHHH

OH!

OOOHHH

(tHOsE sKillZ tHo)

*clap*

Sorry

*consipated mario noise*

Almost desiigner!

*cries/laughs/dies/beatboxes/parrot or monkey noises*

We the beauty (?) baby!

Uh-huh

Okay

Alright

Of course

Of course!

I see what is happening here!

(really cause I dont)

An evil, demonic spirit has taken control of Desiigner!

And it's trying to come out!

But it just cant seem to make it

*constipated mario noises again*

Almost-

*Mimicks constipated mario noise*

He's actually saying "Save me!"

"My soul is trapped!"

"Please, for the love of God," SUB FURANYLFENTANYL!!!!

"And anything holy" check in the discription and sub FURANYLFENTANYl

"Swistchen Channel Pewds, do something!"

*parrot noise*

*mimicks noise*

Takes a lot to be a rapper these days

More weeb shit?!

Seriously?!

Oh yeah, I played that game.

*Intense gaming*

Okay?

What is going to happen?

(Wait for it)

(Its coming)

(Anndd)

*Intense head banging and pewds giggling*

(Did you really think that was it?)

(Haha you got playyeed boyyy)

(Wait for it)

(It's coming)

(Brace yourself)

He's pretty good!

*Kicks chair and gets fully into it*

Oh!

*rando joins in*

(omg issa flash mob)

*Giggle*

*dies*

*Laughs*

Fine, you know what?

I lost, okay?

Fine, I dont care (sure)

Whatever

They visibly delight in one anothers company

(rip)

*screaming*

*continued screaming*

*Giggles*

Again, please.

*aandd once again*

Ahh man thats beautiful

Awh

Poor crocodile

They're mean, man!

(Im just gonna take this time to say)

(This is really his 6th time uploading this)

(And my 2nd time watching)

(And he had to cut this part out in the beginning)

(To get it to upload)

(called Look down Nathan)

(Watch at your own risk its ew)

Okeh

I think I get it

*Laughs*

So STUPID!

Oh wow! *laughs*

This is fucked up

Jesus Christ

*Laughing*

Oh my god!

Guy 1: What you doing, John?

Paint guy: Waddya fucking gaggin at, cunts?!

Paint guy: Fuck you x2

Jesus Christ, man, Jesus Christ

HE NEEDS SWISTCHEN

*Snickers*

YES

*laughs*

That was perfect!

Well done!

Now we need to watch the full anime

Come on, where is it?

Brother: You cheating on-

Little boy: IM NOT

Brother: -your Roblox girlfriend? And your girlfriend in real life?

Little boy: Im nooott

Brother: Yeah you are

Little boy: Noo im-

Brother: Well, the evidence is right here

Little boy: NOOO

Brother: See, OH LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

Who's this female?

This chick just came up to you

She got Roblox PUSSY my guy

You got so much

You talking to some other girl about-about SEXX

Wait no thats not the right one

Okay, hold on, I'll find it

Pewds: What an asshole brother

But also, God bless you

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAA

Okay that one was good

Okay *laughs*

*laughs* Oh my gawd

WELL it would seem I have lost on several occasions

But how about you?

Did you laugh? Or did you lose??

Leave a comment down in the description (what)

Leave a thumbs up

And subscribe

And as always remember

To smile

This has been your host

Squad fam out

Thank you :)

(Brofist/sisterfister)

For more infomation >> LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.

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People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.

- Should I try to put these all in my mouth at once?

- Thanksgiving mega bite.

(crunching)

Is it everything?

- It's going to take a minute.

(upbeat music)

- So today we're trying Thanksgiving Pringles.

- I personally think Thanksgiving's

one of my least favorite holidays

and that's solely based on the food that's available.

- In my family, everyone dresses up like waist up

and wears sweatpants waist down at Thanksgiving.

- You can just eat all day long and pass out by like 5.

- Everybody's happy on Thanksgiving

as long as you're not cooking cause then it's stressful.

- I don't know anything about these mysterious new Pringles.

- I thought it was just one Thanksgiving chip.

Just like Thanksgiving flavor.

- Thanksgiving is great and I think the food is fantastic.

I am interested in ways to expedite the process

so today's gonna be a cool experiment.

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

- So excited.

- Flavoricious. - Yes.

- It looks like frozen dinners.

- No cooking required.

Come on now, we know.

- It's amazing that we live in a world where this exists.

All in one little box.

- The only thing I'm not sure of

is the green bean casserole.

- That sounds god awful.

- So we got turkey, mashed potato,

stuffing, mac and cheese, creamed corn.

- Cream. Ew.

- Dubious about that one.

Green bean casserole.

- Ew.

- Cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie.

- That might be better.

- I mean.

- Do you know his name?

- Mr. Pringle.

- No. It's Julius.

Pringle facts.

- It smells like after you've eaten Thanksgiving

and the turkey's like already been cut and served.

- Let's do the corn.

(crunching)

It's oddly really sweet.

- I can tell which one the cranberry

one is right now. - Yeah.

The cranberry is the most conspicuous.

- And another Pringle fact.

Pringle facts.

They only season one side so you're

supposed to eat them seasoning side down.

- You're supposed to eat Pringles like this?

- Yeah.

- Do you like own equity in Pringles?

- I gotta try creamed corn with mashed potatoes

cause that's just a classic combination.

- This is sorcery.

How is this working?

I feel like I'm at hometown buffet.

- It tastes just like the cooked turkey skin on the top.

- I wonder if they just like grind up

dried turkey skin and like sprinkle it on.

- I don't know.

- What will Julius think of next?

- From what I know about green bean casserole,

it's like barely a vegetable.

- Stuffing.

Whoa, it's very herby.

- Mm. I like this one a lot.

- Easily the best so far.

- Like where's the gravy?

- I'm tasting the gravy.

- Are you?

- I'm tasting the gravy, yeah.

- I wish there was more gravy.

If I had to choose between seeing my family

or getting pumpkin pie, I'll catch y'all next year

cause this pie is not going anywhere.

- Alright.

- This smells nice.

- It smells like.

- It smells like home.

- It does smell like Thanksgiving doesn't it?

- Mhm.

- It's very subtle.

It's like a wave of pumpkin but like very gentle.

- It's almost, it tasted a little candle-y.

Like an expensive candle, not a cheap candle.

Like a fancy candle that you like, you buy your aunt.

- Eating each of these just made

me want to have the actual food.

- Yeah. I'm so hungry now.

- Maybe if you're that lazy person that doesn't

want to contribute anything to Thanksgiving.

- You're not lazy, you're a dick.

- Who wouldn't buy this?

Like, fill the stores with these.

- You have fun with this with your friends later.

But make a real meal.

- Yeah.

- This isn't a substitute.

(yelling)

Now it's flavored like the floor.

For more infomation >> People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.

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Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

Typhoid, pretty sure that's when you get

like a knuckle in your knee.

(up-beat music)

(marker squeaks)

I have not taken the SAT before.

I took the ACT.

I've done prep for both the SAT and the ACT.

I have never taken the SAT, but in high school

my junior year I did take the ACT.

I took the SAT once, got a eleven hundred on it.

- [Interviewer] Do you know when the first SAT was given?

1945?

(buzz)

I don't know.

1812 (buzz)

1324 (buzz)

400 B.C. (buzz)

- [Interviewer] It was 1926.

There's going to be questions about like shoveling

and like raising cattle or something.

A dealer bought a lot of three horses

and some mules for $600, he sold the lot for 820.

If he gained $40 on each horse, and $50 for each mule,

how many mules were there?

I feel like this would be the type of question

that people would make fun of.

They'd just post memes about it.

I could maybe see this in a third grade math problem.

To be quite honest, I don't know like what a reasonable

price for three horses and some mules are.

Two mules is my final answer.

(bell dings)

Two of those were mules.

(bell dings)

I thought this was tricky.

Premise, there are 12 months in a year,

but Washington and Lincoln were born

in the same month, February.

Conclusion, the two greatest Americans of the next

200 years will be born in February.

Sure, Washington and Lincoln, you know people knew

their birthdays, but today,

I didn't even know they were born in February.

There's a lot of great people in history.

I know like Martin Luther King Junior, Obama,

Gandhi, oh but he's not American.

Probably false. (bell dings)

Probably false. (bell dings)

Cause when I think of February today,

I think of Martin Luther King.

The statement that the moon is made of green cheese is

absurd, misleading, improbable, unfair, or wicked.

Does green cheese even exist?

You can chose like blue cheese, that's a real cheese.

First of all, why would this be on the SAT?

What knowledge is this gonna, like, enhance.

Improbable. (bell dings)

It's a weird word choice,

maybe it was used a lot back in the day.

Like, oh Hans, that's a wicked cow you got on the field.

(buzz)

Improbable and absurd, I feel like they go hand in hand.

But because you're in high school,

I hope that you know the moon is not made of green cheese.

If a package containing 20 cigarettes costs 15 cents,

how many cigarettes can be bought for 90 cents?

This has to be back in 1920 something,

cause cigarettes are definitely costing way more 15 cents.

This question would definitely not make it

onto the real SATs.

So 120 cigarettes is my answer.

(bell dings)

You would have to buy four cigarettes

with 16 cigarettes left.

(buzz)

- [Interviewer] That is incorrect.

Really? Oh, okay.

If a man's salary is $20 a week and he spends $14 a week,

how long will it take him to save $300?

I mean I guess it depends how old he is.

Because if I was making $20,

no wait no, I don't want to be making $20 a week.

What can you buy for $6?

A pack of gum?

That's not even a man, it has to be a kid.

Probably doing chores.

My final answer is 42 weeks and a couple days.

(buzz)

Fifty weeks.

(bell dings)

Don't SAT questions have multiple choice anyway?

I would have got 50 right.

Two of the below four words are opposites

or nearly opposites, pick those two.

Opposites.

Ecc-less-ee-uh-tal

Intricate, obvious, and tepid.

Cool.

It's all about, you know, taking out the words

you don't know, that's what they wanted you to do.

Uh-clec-li-as-cal, I think that is a form of grain

they used to farm in the fields back in 1926.

(buzz)

Intricate and obvious.

(bell dings)

I'm gonna do ecclesiastical and obvious.

(buzz)

And no I didn't just get that answer cause I don't know

what ecclesiastical means or tepid means.

(up-beat music)

Yeah I wonder if they did have classes back in the day,

they're like okay, here's your next cigarette problem.

SAT and all of the people who come together

to make it, realize that time is changing really fast.

Honestly, thank goodness I did not have to take this test.

I promise I did better on the real test.

If they would have worded them differently,

I probably would have got the better answers.

What was my score equivalent to?

Like what college would I have gotten

into with that percentage?

(up-beat music)

(mechanical whooshes and creaks)

For more infomation >> Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

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The Penta: China All-Stars - Duration: 3:08.

For more infomation >> The Penta: China All-Stars - Duration: 3:08.

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We Reviewed Hot Disney Dads - Duration: 4:00.

- This is a disgusting video.

(laughing)

(magical music)

(disc scratching)

Bring out the Disney DILFs.

- I'm disgusted myself.

James, Tiana's dad.

- From Princess and The Frog.

- He's pretty. - He's very cute.

- He's pretty attractive.

- Oh, he's a hottie.

- Hell yeah. - He's a certified hottie.

- Yes. - Yeah, he's good.

- Sorry, he's emotionally stable, he knows how to work hard.

(fast forwarding voices)

His beignets.

- He's got style, he's got grace.

- He would never cheat on you.

- Mmm, yeah.

Got a nice like deep, husky voice.

- Mm-hmm. - Baby, James.

- Whisper in my ear, late at night.

- Oh.

- That is a man right there, with that southern droll?

(sighing)

- Elsa's dad,

who I've truly never really thought about that much.

- Oh?

- Mmm, no.

(laughing)

(grunting)

- He's a mustache. - And the sideburns.

- No. - Not a dilf.

- He looks a little creepy.

- He looks like he wears Reeboks Final Fours.

- He's like, look kid, I'm (mumbling) in box.

- The sideburns gotta go.

- Tiny mustache gotta go.

Elsa's dad in general.

- [Both] Gotta go.

- Okay, Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa, age old question,

like why are The Lion King characters a little bit hot?

- A little bit, a lot of it.

- Mufasa is hot.

He's got nice ass hair.

- Look at that mane.

- If I was a lioness?

- You would be all up in that.

- He's that like dad that picks the kid up at school

and everyone's like oh.

- He's a top notch dilf.

- I need a Mufasa in my life.

- You could have my Simba anytime.

- This one I'm not even gonna like weigh into,

like I'm mad, I'm giving it a zero already.

- Marlin - Marlin, from Finding Nemo.

- Fucking Marlin.

- Oh, Marlin! (laughing)

- I'm going home.

- This has like a lot of emotional baggage,

which I don't wanna take on.

- Look at his face though.

(laughing)

- First of all, it's a fucking clown fish.

- As a fish, he's not even that hot.

I feel like I've seen hotter fish.

When Nemo gets put in the tank

and there's that guy who's like really dark and mysterious,

that guy is a fish I'd fuck. (laughing)

- Get Marlin off my screen.

- Oh, Tarzan's dad. - Tarzan's dad, okay.

- I already know he's gonna be hot.

- This whole family is beautiful.

- Hot.

- Tarzan's like that family

where like the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son,

they're all fine.

- The long hair, the mustache, the mutton chops,

it's like 18th century

heat, sexy, swag.

- He lives in the jungle, that's hot.

- He'd be passionate as hell.

- Tarzan's dad 10 out of 10.

- I don't know if we'll find a dilf hotter than him.

- Dilf meter?

(bell dinging)

- Riley's dad from Inside Out,

which we all know he's a certified hottie.

- Oh no!

Why did you show me his booty?

- Oh, that butt though, he's gotta dong.

- That ass.

You mean you didn't pause this scene

when you were watching the movie.

- He just looks like he's like, I'm cool, right?

Like, it's lit.

- You're gonna say dad, this is what a dad is.

- I feel just like make really bad dad jokes.

- I feel like he might be a little boring.

- Yeah. - But still hot.

- He looks like he probably,

you know, works at Charles Schwab.

I'd give this like a seven.

(laughing)

- Thank you for blessing us Pixar.

- I just hope we're not the only ones out there

who are like looking at these dilfs

like what they got goin' on over there.

I hope that the whole world can join us

in this discovery.

- I can confirm

after doing this video, Buzzfeed has run out of ideas.

(laughing)

- [Girl] Thank you everyone.

Thanks for tuning in.

(laughing)

(electronic whooshing) (light orchestral music)

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We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.

Everything's so tiny.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

Today we're going to be taking

a surgeon try out test from Japan.

So I was actually was premed when I was in college.

I did not continue being premed

because I wanted to make art.

I was premed up until my junior year of college.

While I really enjoyed learning about biology and science,

and I still really love science.

It just ultimately didn't seem like the best choice for me.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

It's like a Jason Bourne movie.

Oh my gosh, that's a tiny ass bird.

This is stressful though, I'm getting like sweaty

just watching this.

I feel like it seems like defusing a bomb.

That is insane.

They're doing it with one grain of rice?

It's sushi for ants.

Wait this is insane.

I don't know if I want to do this.

I don't know if I can do this.

(dramatic music)

Okay, this won't be so bad.

Wait, no, everything is already going horribly wrong.

This is comical, I don't know why I'm doing this.

I will say though,

that if I get more than two of these done,

I expect to automatically be given a surgeon certification.

I just want to get my face really close to it

and I feel like it'll make it easier but it's not going to.

I'm so sorry in advance to my family,

my scholarship donors.

I failed you all.

Man, these creases are just so helpful.

You don't even realize why you're making them.

Beautiful. Okay, so it is more like a paper swan.

Look at this.

It's like the size,

what is this the size of?

It's like the size of my ear hole.

I'm reevaluating so many life choices.

I will not be making three of these

but I maybe I can make two.

Oh my god, I just realized that I need to fold this again.

Are you serious?

I'm not sure if this really helps

because what if you're a surgeon who just happens

to be really great at origami but you suck at surgery.

Just do it.

Just fold the way that I want you to fold.

Is that what being a parent feels like?

You're just whispering in your kid's ear like,

be a doctor.

I don't know if I buy this as a test.

Manual dexterity measure, sure.

Overall, surgery skill measure, mm.

Oh my gosh, let's go.

Wait no dang it, I'm missing a fold.

(dramatic music)

Look at those sitting next to each other.

I'm still okay with it

and I'm actually very happy with it.

I think I did great.

What do you think?

Am I getting that surgical residency or what?

(dramatic music)

I'm very confident in this.

I think what I'm going to do

is I'm going to make an assembly line.

I'm going for the easiest cut, if that makes sense.

Like I'm going for the section

where I can already see it shaped

or taking on the form of the larger model.

- [Sydnee] Would it be funny if I accidentally

severed my finger with this miniature knife?

So what's frustrating me a little bit

is that the texture of some of these pieces of flesh

is more difficult to work with than others

but again, much like the human body.

- [Syndee] I'm sure when they actually do it though

they probably have a specific way they have to cut the fish

instead of just slicing a sad piece.

Best believe I will be eating everything

on this cutting board by the time we are done here today.

- [Sydnee] Okay, we're going to cheat this a little bit

and make it look nice from the top.

(laughing)

Moment of truth, this will not be easy, my friends

but this is what I went to fake sushi surgery school for.

I got a little bit cocky, you guys.

I just decided that I was going to make it perfect.

(dramatic music)

Isn't a surgeon just making sure that your patient is alive?

It doesn't have to be pretty.

I just want to take it home

and feed them to tiny imaginary mouse friend.

I think I kinda crushed it.

I feel like I'm 2/3 of a surgeon now.

Definitely a lot better than screwing around with

Lewis structures and the Krebs cycle and stuff.

If I had to deal with the stress of I could kill someone

literally every time I step into work,

that just doesn't sound very fun to me.

It makes me feel like for sure

I could not be a surgeon though.

Thank you to all the surgeons and all the doctors

who go through an incredible amount of commitment

to their education just to help other people.

Thank you, that's awesome.

I think I won.

I'm proud of what I did here today.

This was so hard.

(upbeat music)

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Ex-USA Gymnastics Doctor Pleads Guilty To SHOCKING Sex Crimes - Duration: 3:48.

>>LARRY NASSER, THE NOTORIOUS USA GYMNASTICS DOCTOR WHO IS NOW

FACED COUNTLESS ALLEGATIONS OF MOLESTATION, HAS PLEADED GUILTY

IN COURT.

HE IS ALSO FACING A FEDERAL TRIAL INVOLVING

POSSESSION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, BUT IN THIS CASE IT HAS TO DO

WITH THE GYMNAST HE VICTIMIZED THROUGHOUT HIS TENURE AS USA

GYMNASTICS DOCTOR --

>>A NUMBER OF WOMEN HAVE COME FORWARD, INCLUDING GABBY

DOUGLAS, THE MOST RECENT ACCUSER, AND I'M FORGETTING HER

NAME RIGHT NOW, I APOLOGIZE, ALI RAISMAN IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE.

IT'S

NICE TO SEE A LITTLE JUSTICE IN THIS CASE.

HE ALSO ISSUED AN

APOLOGY DURING THIS TRIAL THAT I WANT TO SHOW YOU, LET'S

TAKE A LOOK.

>>I THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT THAT WHAT I'VE DONE TODAY, TO

HELP MOVE A COMMUNITY FORWARD AND AWAY FROM THE HURTING, LET

THE HEALING START.

THERE'S A COUPLE THINGS I CAN DO TO STOP

THE HURTING, I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT.

FOR ALL THOSE

INVOLVED, I'M SO SORRY.

THIS WAS LIKE A MATCH THAT TURNED INTO A

FOREST FIRE OUT OF CONTROL, AND I PRAY EVERY DAY FOR

FORGIVENESS, I WANT THEM TO HEAL.

I WANT THIS COMMUNITY TO

HEAL, I HAVE NO ANIMOSITY TOWARDS ANYONE, I JUST WANT

HEALING, IT'S TIME.

I GUESS THAT'S THE BIGGEST THING, WE

NEED TO MOVE FORWARD IN A SENSE OF GROWTH AND HEALING, AND I

PRAY THAT.

>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE NO ANIMOSITY TOWARDS ANYONE?

>>NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ANIMOSITY.

>>THERE WERE 125 VICTIMS, A LOT OF THEM UNDER AGE, A LOT OF THEM

UNDER THE AGE OF 13.

NO ONE CARES WHO YOU HAVE ANIMOSITY

TOWARDS.

AND THE JUDGE, ROSEMARY ACULINA, MADE A GREAT POINT, SHE

SAID IT MIGHT TAKE THEM A LIFETIME OF HEALING WILL

YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE TIME BEHIND BARS TAKING ABOUT WHAT YOU

DID IN TAKING AWAY THEIR CHILDHOOD.

SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, HIS SENTENCING WILL COME LATER

AND IT APPEARS IT WILL BE SIGNIFICANT.

>>ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT THE 125 VICTIMS WHO

REPORTED THESE ASSAULTS TO THE STATE OF MICHIGAN WILL BE ABLE

TO SHARE THEIR IMPACT STATEMENTS IN ORDER TO INFLUENCE THE

JUDGE'S DECISION IN SENTENCING, ALTHOUGH AGAIN THE JUDGE SEEMS

PRETTY CONFIDENT IN GIVING HIM A LONG SENTENCE.

NOW --

>>LUCKILY HE IS IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT IN TERMS OF THE AMOUNT

OF TIME HE'S GOING TO GET IN PRISON.

AND THE DETAILS ARE

GRUESOME, AS USUAL IN THESE CASES -- THESE YOUNG GIRLS, SO

YOUNG, HE UNDRESSES THEM AND FONDLES THEM UNDER THE GUISE OF

BEING THEIR DOCTOR, AND AS ALI RAISMAN POINTED OUT ON TWITTER,

SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT THE COURT REFERRING TO HIM AS A DOCTOR,

SHE SAYS LARRY IS A MONSTER, NOT A DOCTOR.

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The Penta: Brazil All-Stars - Duration: 3:06.

For more infomation >> The Penta: Brazil All-Stars - Duration: 3:06.

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Kids Debate Whether Santa Claus Is Real - Duration: 4:04.

- [Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?

- No, he's married to his job.

(festive music)

- Who's Santa?

- He's the person who gives us all the gifts.

- But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.

- He's an old man, about 42,000 I'm guessing.

- Probably over a hundred years old,

and I don't believe that.

I'm just predicting that it's not real.

There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.

- He has a flying sled.

- He has flying reindeers now.

- [Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.

- I have no clue.

- Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.

- There's no way that flying reindeers is true.

Parents make it up so they can think it's real.

Then when you really grow up, your mom's just

gonna tell you Santa's not real

and you're just gonna remember that til you have kids.

- He knows everything, he does not have cameras,

he is magic.

- He got some assistance, and those are the elves.

- They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.

- Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.

If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?

- He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree

and that's it!

- [Interviewer] Then he leaves?

- He goes to different houses, silly.

- [Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?

- North Pole.

- Well he has a gingerbread house.

- I guess he have a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.

- That's a real place, they made you believe,

so far away, you're never gonna go there.

When I'm a teenager, I'm gonna go there.

I'm gonna look throughout every place,

and mom you're comin' with me,

and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.

- He's going on vacation, to get relaxed

so he'll be ready in time for next year.

- The beach, I guess the north beach.

- He goes to Hawaii, California,

places that you could just be all relaxed.

- Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.

But I think he can go to the winter wow

Santa amusement park.

Santa whaling roller coaster.

The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!

(excited yelling)

- I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so you know.

- Santa takes time!

- He in his going out outfit, you know.

- Santa does have a wife, actually,

her name is Bertha.

Actually, Bertha was the one that is

usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.

- [Interviewer] Oh

- She's in charge of Easter.

- These?

- [Interviewer] Are those like, sticks?

- [Blake] Feet.

Oh, he doesn't wear shoes?

- No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it all the kids.

- How does he get down the "jimney?"

- Break in your door, bust the alarm.

- He'll go down your chimney.

- Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.

- Cause he's magical!

- [Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like,

going to different malls and stuff,

and finding out what kids want?

- No, those are called the fake Santas.

- [Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?

- They just dress up so they could get money.

- Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands,

I'm getting to it!

- I said Santa was a cow.

- You said Santa was a cow?

- Yes, cause he is magical.

- What else can Santa turn into?

- A sheep.

- I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.

Fat guy is very fat, I'm very fat.

- Santa eats everything that is edible,

and I'm done.

- [Carmel] Finished.

I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.

- [Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling

your mom that you don't buy her story?

- Yes, this is.

- [Mariama] They just dress up so they could get money.

- [Interviewer] Oh my gosh.

- [Mariama] I know, they're rude.

- [Interviewer] That's so bad.

(festive music)

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Sanders: Who Cares If It's Not A Real Video Trump Tweeted! - Duration: 7:57.

THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP THREE TWEETS OF THE ISLAMIC PHOBIC

VIDEOS BY A XENOPHOBIC BRITISH POLITICAL PARTY HAS BEEN WIDELY

CONDEMNED BY A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT GROUPS, DEFENDED

BY OTHERS.

THE FIRST IS BY THE OFFICE OF THE UK PRIME MINISTER,

TERESA MAY.

THAT IS A GOOD RESPONSE OF BRITAIN FIRST.

THAT IS SOMETHING THAT TERESA ME AND OTHERS WILL BE VERY

FOCUSED ON.

THERESA MAY IS RIGHT-WING, SHE IS THE ESTABLISHMENT

BASICALLY IN THE UK.

WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WITH HER BUT SHE IS THE KIND OF

ESTABLISHMENT THAT WE USED TO KNOW.

WHICH WAS SAYING, SLOWLY CRUSHING IT WITH LOWER WAGES.

DONALD TRUMP IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WILD ANIMAL.

SO TERESA MAY IS FORCED INTO A POSITION WHERE SHE HAS TO

BE THE SAME MODERATE.

WE JUST WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY, THERE'S NO REASON TO HATE

MUSLIMS.

STOP DOING THAT.

NOW IT MAKES CISCO WAY TO GO THERESA MAY.

IS A PROMINENT FEMALE POLITICIAN THERE'S EVERY CHANCE

THERE'S GOING TO BE 10 TWEETS ABOUT HER TOMORROW MORNING.

THAT IS TERESA MAY BUT THE WHITE HOUSE DID PUT UP A STATEMENT.

WHETHER IT'S A REAL VIDEO, THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT

IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING ABOUT.

THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON, DEALING WITH

THOSE REAL THREATS.

THOSE WERE REAL NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

LOOK, I'M NOT TALKING BUT THE NATURE OF THE VIDEO I THINK

YOU'RE FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THING.

THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING

ABOUT, THE NEED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY AND MILITARY SPENDING.

THOSE ARE VERY REAL THINGS.

THERE IS NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THAT.

I KNOW THAT IT'S HER JOB, AND IS THE SAME AS SEAN SPICER.

I HATE PRESS SECRETARIES.

SHE KNOWS SHE IS LYING AND WRONG.

THE VIDEO IS FAKE, IT WAS KNOWN TO BE FAKE BEFORE HE

RETWEETED IT.

WHETHER I AM SPREADING FAKE NEWS OR NOT.

I REALLY THINK IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HATE MUSLIMS.

YOU SHOULD BE SCARED ABOUT THESE BROWN PEOPLE, THAT IS INSANITY

IS COMING OUT OF THE PRESS SECRETARY OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

NOW WE HAVE GOTTEN TO A POINT WHERE WE GO IN CIRCLES.

DRUM SAYS CNN, MSNBC OR FAKE NEWS.

THEN HE LITERALLY PUTS OUT FAKE NEWS.

THAN HIS PRESS SECRETARY SAYS WHO CARES, I DON'T CARE

THAT THE VIDEOS ARE FAKE.

THE ISSUE IS REAL.

WHAT IS THE ISSUE?

THERE IS ONE PART THAT IS TRUE WHICH IS THE

BIGOTRY IS REAL.

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S NOT GOING TO BREAK THROUGH.

IN FACT THOSE WHO PROBABLY HELP TRUMP AND HIS VOTERS.

THEY DON'T CARE AND INCREASINGLY IT DOESN'T MATTER.

THAT IS WHY EVEN THOUGH THIS VIDEO IS LESS IMMEDIATELY BAD,

THIS ALMOST PASSES ME OFF EVEN MORE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT EVEN ONE

YEAR INTO THE SEVEN DIMENSIONS OF LET THE FASCIST TAKEOVER

THE COUNTRY.

THINKING THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICIANS

AND PARTIES IS WHERE THEY ARE IN THE SPECTRUM, IT IS A INCREDIBLY

SIMPLISTIC WAY OF LOOKING AT THE WORLD.

THERE ARE OTHER IMPORTANT FACTORS LIKE WHETHER OR NOT

YOU HAVE TRUTH.

YOU CAN HAVE A DISCUSSION THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM YOU ON

THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM SO LONG AS BOTH OF YOU HAVE SOME

COMMITMENT TO REALITY OF THE REAL WORLD.

TO NOT TELLING FALSEHOODS ON A REGULAR BASIS.

I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW IF WE WILL EVER RETURN TO A POINT

WHERE WHAT WE SAY MATTERS.

THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU SAY AND THAT WE

WILL ABLE TO HAVE SOME SORT OF DISCOURSE AS A COUNTRY.

BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT, PARTS OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT.

NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE.

AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF THIS WILL YOU BE ABLE TO TALK TO ANYONE?

WILL THERE BE ANY PERSUASION LEFT?

I INCREASINGLY DON'T THINK THAT THERE WILL BE.

IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE, IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES ON THE LEFT.

IF MAINLY ON THE RIGHT, IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF I DON'T CARE

WHAT FACTS ARE, OKAY AT LEAST OWN UP TO THE FIGHT THAT YOU ARE

ON THE LYING SIDE, THE SIDE FILLED WITH FALSEHOODS BECAUSE

YOU CAN'T WIN AN ARGUMENT IF YOU ARE IN THE REALITY-BASED WORLD.

YOU HAVE TO CREATE AN UNREAL WORLD.

JUST WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY WITH GATEWAY PENDANT AND ALL THE

BLOGS SPREADING FAKE STORIES.

THEY DON'T CARE, THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.

IF YOU SEE A RIGHT WING WEBSITE YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING IN IT.

ALMOST ALL THE RIGHT-WING WEBSITES ARE FILLED TO THE

RIM WITH LIES.

IF YOU ARE ON THAT SIDE I GUESS YOU OWN UP TO IT AND YOU

JUST DON'T LIKE THIS PLANET.

IT IS INCREDIBLY DISCOURAGING WHEN OUR CAREER IS JUST TRYING

TO SPREAD INFORMATION.

THE GOAL IS THAT HOPEFULLY YOU CAN JUST APPEAL TO A FEW PEOPLE

TO TRY TO EXPAND THE BOUNDARIES OF RESPECT FOR TRUTH AND HUMAN

VALUES, AND TO SEE THE ENTIRE.

IT'S THE FLOOR IS DISSOLVING BENEATH US.

EVERYTHING IS CHANGING IN HORRIFIC WAYS AND THERE ARE

PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS JUST FUN AND GAMES.

MAYBE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY CONVERSATION.

EVERY TIME WE HAVE A PRODUCTION MEETING IT IS SO SCARY

THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE.

WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD PROBLEMS BOTH AS A COUNTRY AND WHEN WE ARE

TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER A SHOW THERE HAS BEEN NO TIME WHERE

THINGS ARE GREAT BUT WE ARE IN A TERRIBLE PLACE RIGHT NOW.

I FEEL BESET FROM ALL SIDES BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RESPECT

FOR THE TRUTH.

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A Comedian Made Fun Of Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.

How long have you been in a cult?

What's it like to be a Chia human?

You look like you could stick your finger in a socket

without having stuck your finger in a socket.

(upbeat music)

I volunteered to let a comedian heckle me

all day tomorrow.

He's gonna come to my house.

He's gonna wake me up.

He's gonna spend all day with me.

I'm kinda looking forward to it 'cause I like company,

but I also feel like it might get really annoying,

especially if his jokes are bad.

My name is J. Chris Newberg and I've been a comedian

for 18 years.

Throughout my career, I've been heckled from time to time,

but I've never had the joy and pleasure

of heckling someone back.

I volunteered to do this because I think I have really

thick skin and I like good comedy.

I imagine he'll just be like, observing what I do

and making fun of it.

I can't imagine it could get that personal because

how would he know anything about me?

I've never met this guy.

I've done some extensive research on Jordan.

I've looked online at his Facebook and Instagram

and Twitter profiles.

I've talked to his friends.

I've talked to his coworkers.

I've talked to his ex-girlfriend.

I'm comin' at him.

I'm not really sure how I'm going to feel,

'cause I hate everything hecklers represent.

I'm gonna try to be mean,

but I'm not a mean person.

But, fuck him.

It's 7:53 in the morning.

I found Jordan's place.

I'm with Kelly.

She's a producer at Buzzfeed.

She's gonna be followin' me.

We're outside

his apartment.

It's pretty good so far.

It's uh, pretty dirty.

I don't understand the science of this decor.

Like, what girl doesn't come in here,

see this,

and then just leap right off the balcony?

Here's Jordan killing it,

from when he played a young Carrot Top.

I wonder which one of those socks are his girlfriend.

- [Jordan] Hello.

Hey buddy.

(laughs) Super excited to be here

with the third baseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Dude, I don't even know who the third baseman is

of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Look in the mirror, buddy.

So, what's it like to be the body double for sadness?

People do say I have resting sad face.

So, I heard you and your girlfriend just broke up.

True. Good for her.

Damn, getting some--

Gettin' deep. Yeah, and you're

putting on your girlfriends. What?

You'll understand later.

How long have you played bass for Mumford and Sons?

You're flossing on the day that you're going to the dentist.

Isn't that like cleaning your house before you have

a cleaning lady come over?

Which, obviously, has never happened.

So, you're putting product in right now?

Mmhmm. That's cool.

How long have you been a before model?

You're like the most handsome of all the Keebler elves.

We're going to the dentist.

You're gonna let him drill ya?

Well, hopefully not. (playful music)

Hopefully, I won't need any drillings.

Maybe just some poking.

Minimal poking, hopefully.

That's cool.

That was my nickname in high school.

Do you find that you're on Tinder most of the time

during sex?

What are your favorite dating apps?

Tinder is the tried and true.

What's your opening line usually, on Tinder?

I don't use repeat opening lines

'cause I think that's insincere.

I use their profiles to come up with opening lines.

What was your favorite that you've ever used?

Oh man, I had a really good one recently.

It didn't get a response and I was bummed about it.

Her profile just said I like people, places, and things.

And, I said, what you got against adjectives?

They probably have very nice things to say about you.

I thought that was pretty good.

It's weird that that didn't get a response.

So, do you still talk to Harry Potter?

Do you get sad when some of your personalities

won't talk to you?

Would you fuck yourself for money?

A-ha-ha-ha-ha, you suck at parking.

So, I've got my first break from getting heckled,

and so far he hasn't gotten under my skin.

Nice guy, I like him.

- [J. Chris] Any final words before they tell you

that you have nine cavities?

I'm really hopin' they don't tell me that.

You're doing so good, Jordan.

(instrument motor running) Hopefully, they'll give you

a little plaque.

What'd you have for lunch?

I had like a chicken pita thing.

It's so hard to be mean to you.

It's just so hard, because everything

that you do is just nice.

Like, there's nothing weird about

having a chicken pita for lunch.

I'm at Jordan's desk now at Buzzfeed.

So, seriously, what happens in the finale

of Game of Thrones?

Dude, you know we're not allowed to talk about that.

I'm here also with Destiny,

his desk neighbor.

What's it like bein' around Jordan all day?

He's a great guy.

Really nice, really quiet.

Kinda sits to himself. No, I said Jordan.

Gettin' ready to go down to the Laugh Factory from The Den.

Gonna get on stage and do some jokes,

and Jordan is gonna heckle me like I've heckled him all day.

Hey, what's up.

How's is goin'?

I'm in pretty good shape.

I'm in really good spirits.

I've lost a lot of weight, ever since I quit--

Is that the shirt you picked?

(playful music)

Did you just pick up the first t-shirt off the floor

that you'd already worn like three times,

and decide, that's the shirt for my set?

(playful music) Uh, yes, actually.

That's what I did.

I decided that.

I asked this girl out once,

and she was like, all right, cool.

But, I want you to know one thing: I'm in AA.

I was like, all right, that's cool,

then you can drive,

'cause I'm gonna get hammered.

I bet she still didn't text you back.

Do you ever notice that sitting down and standing up

sounds a lot like sex?

'Cause you're always like,

oh my god!

It makes sense that you have no idea what sex sounds like.

Aren't you sitting in a booth alone?

Yeah.

I just childproofed my house,

and by that I mean I purchased condoms.

Tell a funny joke. (playful music)

You're all about not laughing at your shit joke?

(laughing)

- [Kelly] So, do you guys feel closer now?

I definitely think that he should answer that first.

Because he knew all these things about me,

and was sort of like digging at them,

I felt like a certain closeness.

Like, oh this person knows me,

and then, throughout the day spending the day together,

I felt like we sort of had a mutual understanding

that we're both going through this experience together.

I think the most frustrating thing

about heckling a nice guy is,

you kinda feel like an a-hole,

because you don't really mean it.

It's like, here's this nice person,

who's just going about their day,

and they're at the dentist and I'm like a-ha, you suck!

I would definitely hang out with you

in real life. Yeah.

I think that'd be fun.

I would do it as long as I didn't have to

come to your apartment.

(rock music)

(whipping and creaking)

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Regular People Vs. Competitive Eater: Thanksgiving Dinner - Duration: 4:33.

- I feel like Man Versus Food right now,

this is the point where like, it hits you.

And you feel like you're gonna die.

- Eat, eat, eat!

(laughing)

(squeaking of dry erase marker)

(turkey gobbling)

- I have never been in a food competition before.

- I have never participated in any food eating

competition before.

- In fifth grade I was third in a Twinkie eating

contest at my elementary school.

I've done the Buffalo Wild Wings hot wing challenge,

I've eaten the monster burrito at Freebird's.

That's technically a competition.

Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out.

Either way, it's not gonna end well for me.

- There are three of us.

- Three versus one, like there has to be some sort

of odds in our favor.

- Hi, I'm Yasir Salem.

I'm a competitive eater, a marathon eater,

and a triathelete.

I took the world record in corn on the cob in 2016

with 47 corn on the cob in 12 minutes.

I've also set the record for cannoli,

I believe it was 30 somewhat in six minutes.

And I also hold multiple records in the Tour du Donut

bicycle races, and my record there is 61 donuts

over a 29 mile race.

The challenge here for the other team is,

they're gonna have to move pretty quickly through

the food.

It might not be a ton of food for each person,

but I can take down that amount of food much quicker

than they can.

(driving rock music)

- Yes! - Yeah!

- This is so much food!

(cheering)

- [Referee] Three, two, one, thanksgiving!

(silly music)

- Can't breathe!

- [Kayla] Need bigger bites!

- This is good!

- Oh my god, you guys.

This is so hard!

- This is gonna ruin Thanksgiving for me.

- Everytime I swallow I think I'm gonna die.

(groaning)

- [Kayla] He finished that whole things.

(mumbling)

(belching)

(crowd groaning)

- He's pushing into a ball!

- My jaw!

How is he doing this?

- Yo, we can beat him!

We can actually beat him!

Come on!

- I like already feel nauseous.

(mumbling)

Eric, flash him!

- Look at my boobs!

- Focus, dammit!

- Why is there more food, it feels like it keeps

appearing!

- I could possibly throw up.

I'm not going to, but in the future may throw up.

(triumphant music)

- He's laughing, he's making him laugh!

- I guess I'll wash it down with gravy.

(groaning)

Whoa, we're almost done!

Medically I feel like I should not eat anymore food.

I don't need to.

I've eaten turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes,

corn, stuffing, pie, in like three minutes.

I don't wanna!

- You can do it!

- I know!

- Are you tapping out?

- We're not tapping out.

- Okay.

- We're discussing, but we haven't tapped out yet.

There's not much more room here.

The medical professional, should I stop?

- Feel like passing out?

- I feel like I'm either gonna shit my pants

or I'm gonna throw up.

I've proven enough to myself.

I'm tapping out.

- Good job, team!

- I don't know what we proved or what we did,

but we got (mumbling)!

To do things, with our mouths.

(laughing)

Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out,

either way it's not gonna end well for me.

(gagging)

(chiming)

- The other team did a lot better than I thought,

but they tapped out and I encourage them next time,

let's do this again.

- I honestly wasn't very confident going in,

and as soon as I put that turkey in my mouth,

that first bite, I knew was not gonna go well.

- Food for five people, three people, it's like,

surely we can do that.

And then I saw the food, and I was like, nope.

- All things aside, it's always cool to see how

far the human body can go.

I feel like we tested our limits today.

- Yeah.

- We didn't hold back.

We bonded.

- Good team bonding.

- Now it'll just make me appreciate Thanksgiving

that much more knowing I don't have to eat it

in three minutes with three pounds of food and gravy.

(upbeat electronic music)

(squeaking of dry erase markers)

For more infomation >> Regular People Vs. Competitive Eater: Thanksgiving Dinner - Duration: 4:33.

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We Tried Astronaut Ice Cream At NASA - Duration: 2:40.

- One of these I do not like. I don't know which one it is.

It really doesn't help that we ate'em all at the same time.

(dramatic music)

- So we're at Rocket Park in Houston, Texas.

And we're in space suits, so I thought it would be cool

if we tried Astronaut Ice Cream.

- All right. Yeah.

- Let's do this.

(explosion)

- So the first one we're trying is

Chocolate Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips.

The presentation is not the best on the inside.

They were kind of just like, "Here it is."

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Oh wow. - Mmm.

- You know the texture is exactly

like Lucky Charms marshmallows.

- Mmm.

- You want one more?

- Mmm. On a scale of one rocket to 10 rocket,

how good was this one?

- I'd say at least seven.

- I'm a chocolate lover. I'ma give this an eight.

I'ma take another bite.

The next one we're trying is Ice Cream Sandwich.

Oh, it's cute.

- Oh yeah. They really got the look of the

Ice Cream Sandwich down.

Kind of has more of a toast texture.

- I think I like how cool and refreshing ice cream is,

so it's just really weird.

- I'm gonna put that one at six rockets.

- I'ma give that one a five. Five rockets.

We got some freeze-dried Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.

Ooo la la.

(fantasy music)

(laughter)

- It's like taking a bite of air.

- Mint is supposed to hit you in like a cool, old way.

It tastes like mint gum was hanging

in my mouth in my mouth for way too long.

I give this a two.

- I was gonna say one, but I am still eating it,

so I'm gonna go with two.

- Kind of a Neapolitan-style ice cream.

- Neapolitan. All right. Pretty excited about this one.

- I used to only eat the chocolate part,

'cause I didn't like anything else.

- Oh. How did everyone else in the family feel about that?

- I was the unloved child.

- Oh.

- Strawberry first.

- All right.

- [Man] Hey, you should really put one of each

in your mouth at the same time.

That's how people eat Neapolitan ice cream.

- Thanks, random stranger.

- Sure.

- I like it.

- Do you?

- This is like that nice kind of flavor of all

the ice creams just kind of working as one,

in perfect harmony.

- I think the strawberry is the one I don't like.

There's just like not enough strawberry flavor,

and it's more just like hard marshmallow flavor.

- I'ma give this a seven.

- Like combined, or one?

For the strawberry, negative eight, to bring it

down to one out of 10.

- What does that equal?

- One.

- Okay.

- I'd eat this any time. Yeah.

We don't even have to be in space.

You can enjoy this anywhere.

- You know what, if we were in space,

we wouldn't have options.

We've learned something today.

Being an astronaut is very hard.

- Yeah.

- But ice cream can make it better.

- Unless it's mint.

- Unless it's mint.

- Or strawberry.

(dramatic music)

For more infomation >> We Tried Astronaut Ice Cream At NASA - Duration: 2:40.

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Oddly Satisfying Video That You Will Hopefully Find Relaxing - Duration: 10:01.

Oddly Satisfying Video That Gives The Ultimate Source of Relaxation

Oddly Satisfying Video That Gives The Ultimate Source of Relaxation