Video on yt: Waching daily Nov 28 2017

- (speaking foreign language) Ding, ding.

Ding, ding.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

(squeaking sign swinging)

(upbeat music)

- Today we're here to build Legos,

without speaking the same language.

- How that's gonna work, I have no idea.

- (speaking foreign language)

I live in California and I think it's a sin

that I don't know how to speak Spanish yet.

- My parents are Dominican.

I had a time-period in my life where I didn't wanna

speak Spanish so I lost a lot of it.

Once I got older I was like no, I need this.

This is my origins, this is my roots.

So I practiced it over and over again and

(speaking foreign language)

- I'm from Manilla, which is in the Philippines

and out of the thousand dialects I speak Tagalog.

- Tagalu?

Let me make sure I say it right,

I'm trying to be respectful.

Say it again.

- [Male] Tagalog.

- One more time.

- Oh, it's heavy

- This is what were building?

(thump)

- Ahh.

- Who has time for this? (laughing)

This is not real.

(beep)

(bell rings)

(pop)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh no!

(buzzer)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh, okay. (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- [Together] Okay.

- Okay.

- [Male] Then after a while I was more interested in

the language than the Lego.

- [Female] Yeah, for sure because

I was just like, let's count.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh shit!

(buzzer)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Female] I didn't understand, nothing you said.

Except for when like, you'd be like.

- (speaking foreign language)

[Together] - (speaking foreign languages)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

(upbeat music)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Male] I feel like we got something done.

- [Female] And there was a lot of high fives.

- (speaking foreign language)

(record scratching)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Female] I feel at times I definitely grew impatient.

(speaking foreign language)

(buzzer)

(beep)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Male] I wanted to flip through the pages

and tell you you do this.

- [Female] No way because of the language barrier.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- I was definitely listening even though

I didn't understand.

So I guess I just learned to like really

pay attention to someone.

- (speaking foreign language)

- No uh.

I knew she was speaking fast, but I was just like

I understand her.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Even though those sounds, it was the first time

I was hearing those sounds, if I just focused on her

and stopped worrying about what I want to say then

I'll pick up anything she says.

- I know that I am one blessed and two I'm so privileged

to be able to speak two languages.

I appreciate that and I will continue to move forward

making sure that my children understand it and

can speak it.

(laughing)

We built this one without--

- Yep.

- Without speaking the same language.

- Without the same language.

- (speaking foreign language)

- What?

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

(squeaking sign swinging)

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The Man Who Created World Adoption Day - Duration: 7:28.

- There's donut day, there's pizza day.

- 2013 was the International Year of Quinoa.

- What?

- And I love quinoa.

- I BB too!

- A whole year?

How do you even celebrate that?

(upbeat music)

- I've always been inspired by regular people

who decide to follow their passion,

and then doing so, end up having a positive impact

on the world, bigger than they could've ever imagined.

One of those people is my friend Hank Fortener.

You started a holiday.

- Yes. (laughs)

- Tell me about that.

- It actually came about only because it didn't exist.

I think, sometimes, making an impact feels a lot for people

like, "I wanna be a part of that, I wanna be part of that,

"I wanna be part of that."

You can't stand out just by looking

where nobody's paying attention to it,

what does everybody thing is hard at being done.

I had a big personal experience with adoption.

After three of us biologically, my parents fostered 36 kids,

over a seven-year period.

We had an amazing family unit, that focused on

taking care of kids that didn't have a family.

Family never had anything to do with last names or blood,

or color, or DNA, it was always who was in our home,

that we were taking care of, that's who family was.

We kinda slammed our face into the system,

which is not serving kids well.

I had a little brother for three years, his name is Robbie,

and just an unbelievable, unbelievable kid,

and we bonded super super fast,

he was with us for three years.

Then, we got a phone call and within 24 hours,

the police and a social worker came

to take him out of our home.

So, take a six-year old, three-year old, four-year old,

into the system,

send them to different sets of parents and families.

You don't remember every house, you just know,

"The world is gonna use me and pass me around."

They turn 18, they're handed trash bags to hold their items.

Most of the times, sometimes it's great programs,

the YMCA and YWCA created some really great programs,

but for a minority of these kids.

Most of them end up unemployed,

most of them end up in prison.

That part of the journey was super difficult for me,

and which is part of the reason what shifted our family

into a permanent adoption.

So, we had seven years of foster care,

and they pursued to do 10 years of adoption,

and we adopted eight kids from six different countries.

- Wow.

So, we see where your drive

for adoption comes from. - For sure.

- And then, from that, you started a organization

called AdoptTogether.

- Yeah.

AdoptTogether was started as a platform,

that helps families fundraise for their adoption.

- Okay.

- When we realized it's so expensive,

it could be towards $40,000, $50,000 to adopt domestically.

If you're a teacher or a cop,

if you make 50 or 60 grand a year, they're like,

"I'll take a year's salary in cash."

You know, what's the percentage of people that have that?

- Yeah.

- 86% of people who considered adoption,

they just bail.

So, we hope that people might look at the price tag and go,

"It's a sign I shouldn't adopt."

But they look at AdoptTogether and go,

"Okay, it's a sign we should adopt."

- And from what point, after starting your foundation,

did you realize,

"Hey, let's turn this thing into a holiday?"

- I'm a friend of Scott Harrison, who started Charity Water.

Been an amazing support, and also a mentor in the process.

And every time I would tell him about what I was doing,

he would always say, "Throw a party."

As it turns out, you need basically cool parties

to raise money in the world.

So, we're about to hit our $5 million,

just a massive success,

for us, that was like way beyond what we'd imagined.

So, we started that in 2012, and then, in 2013,

we were like, "We gotta figure out how to celebrate.

"We gotta throw a party."

We'll do something around World Adoption Day.

And we're sitting in a room, talking about the party,

and I finally said, "Hey guys, somebody Google

"when World Adoption Day is,

or we'll just do our own adoption day,

'cause it has to be a World Adoption Day."

- There has to exist, right?

- They're sitting there, "Can't find it."

I'm like, "Okay, could I have the computer?

"Let me show you how the internet works."

(laughs)

And I'm looking, and I make a fool of this person,

and then I'm standing there and the pressure is cooking,

'cause I'm like, "I could not find World Adoption Day."

And I was like, "We know what to do now.

"We're gonna create World Adoption Day."

And then, I looked at the guys,

"Find out if the domain is available,"

which, of course, there's no such thing,

so yes, the domain was available.

So, we started the domain, got one of the guys at the table,

"Hey, I'm gonna build a site."

We built the site that night, drew everything up,

rocked it and just said, "Alright, we gotta do it."

I started calling people and saying,

"Hey, we're gonna create World Adoption Day,"

and one of the guys was,

"I think you should touch base with the UN,

because they sort of do that."

- Yeah.

- And I was, "Definitely, I should do that."

- That was on my list.

- So, I called the UN and I just said,

"Hey, I'd like to submit a day for international observance,

which I was super proud of myself

for knowing how to say that statement,

and he said, "Are you an ambassador?"

"You better believe it.

I'm an ambassador for World Adoption Day."

And he's like, "No, are you a delegate?"

"Yes, I have delegated myself

to make this phone call to you,"

and the guy's like, "That's not how this works."

He gives me this line about how hard it is,

and how long it takes, and you gotta meet these people.

I go, "Cool, then I'm just gonna do it,

"'cause we've already picked a day,

"which I was gonna tell you about, it's November 9th."

He's like, "Okay, yeah, if you can do it,

"but it won't be real."

Then I was, "No offense, but this is the

International Year of Quinoa,

and I'm the only person that I know who knows that."

- Yeah (laughs).

- "So, if I can make it real, then you and I work out

the logistics later," and he's like,

"Fine. Good luck."

So, we needed some activation,

we needed some way to communicate to people,

they were celebrating, give people a way to celebrate.

A lot of ideas came up and I love a lot of art history,

and how art has impacted culture.

And there's a story of a guy named Harvey Ball.

Harvey was an artist 50 years ago,

who created the Smiley Face.

And I remember that story and remember those pieces,

when somebody said, "We need a visual, we need an icon,

"we need what is World Adoption Day."

For me, having come from a world where adoption

was such a tragic story to begin with,

you don't come to adoption

because everything is going smoothly.

- Yeah.

- You come to adoption because a birth mother

tragically is either not well or not capable or able

of her own volitioncess,

"I know I cannot give this child life."

So a child and their mother are separated,

that's where adoption starts, which is tragic.

What adoption does is redeems that broken feeling,

it brings a healing and hope, joy and a celebration.

So I said, "Let's draw a smiley face on people's hands,

"and have them post a selfie and say,

Happy World Adoption Day."

I wanted to raise-

- I love that, it makes you feel good,

as soon as you see it, you're smiling.

- Yeah, everything can suck around you,

but if for one day, everybody's gonna say,

"Hey, family is everything, every child deserves a family,"

and we're gonna boost morale around this conversation

that has, otherwise, been taboo or awkward or uneasy,

and you get to celebrate people.

We got Shaq to post, so it got people pumped and excited,

since this we've had Ellen and Charlize Theron,

and so many people whose lives have been touched,

and they posted a smiley face.

It's 100% participation, anybody can participate

and vote for families and vote for kids to have a home.

I wanted to change the way people imagined family,

and the amount of people who posted this,

who said, "Hey, I'm adopted, I've never told my story,

"I've never told my family how grateful I am for them."

People posted and said, "I have a little brother

"who's adopted, I've never told people that."

It's just extraordinary for me to go,

even though all these stories begin with tragedy somewhere.

- Yeah.

- For one day, we're just gonna celebrate that

because of those tragedies.

I have my brother Brendon, and Matthew, and Hope, and Gab.

I have these people in my life because of that tragedy,

and for one day, I'm gonna celebrate it.

- You basically started a movement.

- Hopefully. (laughs) Hopefully.

(inspiring music)

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DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - Duration: 10:04.

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

What has it all been for?

My army, my subscribers

My legacy Edgar: You've got it all, Felix

Fame! 50 million subcribers

The number one YouTube channel

and the best dog of all time Pewds: That's seriously questionable

(lol)

,and that's 57 million thank you very much

Edgar: You spend your days trying to design the perfect pair of headphones?

You are taking this too far

Pewds: Then you should just....

...leave

JUST GO!

I don't want you here

Edgar: oh

oh ok ;_;

Pewds: Why haven't you left then you son of bitch

*swedish thunder*

Edgar: Goodbye

(papa pewds crys in fake rain and swedish thunder)

(metal headbang)

Old pewds: How's it going everyone

Myy name is PewdiePie!

I don't know I can do pretty much anything, if you have a suggestion then leave it down below

But, have a good weekend, and I'll see you pretty soon

Ha-ha *doorbell rings*

Edgar: I'm back Felix. Felix: Edgar!

Edgar: Look a wow. Felix: What are these.

Felix: Oh My God!

Edgar: Look a' Wow!! Get your Razer Kraken Bro V2

Custom Made Pewdiepie, trademark headphones

Edgar: Just for you!

Felix: You work with Razor, to make these headphones?

Felix: Wow thank you Edgar!

Edgar:Horay

Felix: I love you Edgar 2x

Edgar: We are going to be super rich.

Felix: We are going to be rich Edgar 2x

These are going to sell, like crazy

Felix: Finally i can finally buy you food, Edgar

Edgar: Huzaah!

Felix: I'm so proud!

(Grunting)

Today's very special

7 years ago before I started making videos

I needed to get a microphone

so I spent some of my last money

went out and bought the Razer Carcharias

and I used to make a ton of my videos

you've seen it and now 7 years later

I have my very own

Razor headphones

It feels unreal

I never thought something like this would happen

So frickin' cool

I love them

The design is amazing

I'm so proud of these

I'm so glad I can finally even wear them

Cause we had to keep it secret for a long time

Let's- oh that's awesome

Let's put them on x2

HELL YEAH!

That's dope

(laugh)

They really are something. They really stand out

I love their design

I'm so- I'm so proud of these

It's the new ones as well that doesn't cover your whole ear- they're more open

aw man they're so comfortable

Uh-

Thank you to everyone for supporting me throughout the years

I never thought something like this would happen obviously-

when I started making videos

just looking back this is so unreal

I've always been a huge fan of Razer and what they do and

their design and I'm glad to be part of that

and to make- design something myself as well

I got the Pewds on the side

got the brofist on the side

I love it

like easily my favorite headphones ever

so yeah if you wanna get these

check em' out in the description

I think that they're super cool so...

-AAAHH! Go buy em'!

I'm just glad I can finally wear them

Thank you guys. Squadfam out!

Sisterfister!

and Brofist.

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Trixie And Katya Give People Haircuts - Duration: 4:59.

- Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel.

- And I'm Katya.

- And today we're gonna be cutting these people's throats.

- Oh! Hair, hair! - Oh, hair.

- Hair, hair.

- You know what? I'm not into it.

Never mind. (laughter)

No, today we're gonna be cutting

these people some slack, ladies.

I have an advantage here because

I went to a beauty school, and--

- Mama, I went to art school! Shut your mouth.

- But listen to get into this shit, bitch!

(laughter)

Three-quarters through beauty school

I had to drop out to go do Drag Race

so now for the rest of my life

I gotta hear that fuckin' song from Grease.

- What Grease song?

Why do you like musicals so much?

- Grease Lightning, what do you think?

Beauty School Dropout!

You know, you could play Harry Potter in a porn.

(they laugh)

- Oh, you totally could. - Believe me, bitch.

Oh my God, style trend alert!

Wire-rimmed glasses, bitch.

- Yeah, yeah. Oh my God! - Yeah.

- You have actually stunning hair.

- That's very sweet, thank you.

- How do you spell your name?

- Uh, K-Y-L-E.

- I love...you know, I've had not one,

not two: fifteen boyfriends named Kyle.

- So I'm gonna give myself a bang trim.

Which is a very bad idea. (Trixie laughs)

This is a very bad idea.

- You look like a baby but you have gray hair.

Are you a Benjamin Button?

- Um...not that I know of yet, but--

- Don't lie! Are you a fuckin' Benjamin Button?

- How old are you for real?

- 24.

- Grays at 24, bitch? You are a stud!

- Oh, I know what we can do! Hold on.

So we're gonna take three locks

of our hair and sell 'em online.

- In beauty school they taught us

you don't work in the beauty industry,

you work in the self-esteem industry.

So how do you feel right now?

- I feel very good, thank you.

- See?

- I'm gonna take it from the bottom.

Are you okay with that?

- Yes.

- How do you take it, from the bottom? Honey.

- Ohhhh!

- Sounds like me at Long Beach Pride, honey.

(Katya laughs)

Honey...

Do you know what I did when I got on Drag Race?

The next day I went into beauty school,

packed up everything and left, didn't tell anyone.

And hair-cutting is stressful!

- It's extremely difficult.

She is an idiot, and you're getting

your hair cut by an idiot. (Trixie mumbles)

My makeup is lazy?

- No, you make it look, like, so easy.

- Oh.

(they laugh)

- I just like shaving heads.

Do you know when I cut my own hair

I kneel on the floor in a hotel--

- "I just love shaving heads."

- Trump's America. (sprays, gasps)

- I dare you. - I have to take

a piece off. - I dare you.

- Because you did this to me. - I dare you.

- Can I take your eyebrows off?

- Girl, my dad's a karate master.

I would waste you.

- I guess you wasted your life,

you can waste mine too.

(Katya laughs)

Do you have a boyfriend?

- Me, no.

(sustained spraying noise)

- You know that my adherence and

my commitment to beauty is so severe

that I don't have the heart to

fuck up your beautiful hair, do you know that?

- Thank you.

- You need to wake up tomorrow

and get on your gross, dirty knees

and say to God or whomever,

"Thank you, Yahweh, or...

"whatever, for this gorgeous head of hair,"

which is not thinning anytime soon,

and I mean, that hairline's gonna stay put.

- Thank you.

- Who do you think is prettier? Me or Katya.

- Uh, gentle reminder that there is

only one correct answer to this question.

- Gentle reminder there's a fuckin'

mechanical razor next to your neck. (they laugh)

- Can we take this off of you?

I feel like you were a victim of a crime.

(they laugh)

(objects clatter to the floor)

Oh my God, oh my, it's starting again!

- Things happen in the salon.

Now Kyle, when you go to a salon

what kind of service, do you like

something really, like, in and out

or do you want something really luxurious

where they rub your hands and shit?

- Um, you know, usually it's the in and out option.

- In and out option.

(Kyle laughs)

You really know me.

- So I want, like, something super silky and straight

but also really bouncy, curly and voluminous.

- You know, when I was little, Kyle, I had a mullet

and I asked my mom why she didn't cut it

and she said she didn't have the heart to.

So she just let part of it grow

because she wanted some hair to

be, like, virgin from when I was a baby.

So, bitch, I had like-- - What?! Are you serious?!

- Oh, bitch, I had like-- - Preservation of the past?

- A lower back rat-tail running through

the woods of Wisconsin like a fuckin' raccoon.

Melissa Joan Hart followed me on Twitter.

Why do you think so, Kyle?

- Um...

- Yeah, I'm serious, I have no idea why.

Well, I saw her on the Hollywood Medium

and she's very Christian, so I thought,

"Why does she care about me?"

- Oh.

- I though, Hollywood Medium?

Honey, in Hollywood I'm a 4X, honey.

I'm fully quitting drag and finding

the nearest Great Clips and just getting my life.

(Kyle laughs)

- So with Eunice what I did here was

we played it safe but we also did it dirty.

We had a moment, we shared some common goals,

we learned a few things about each other,

and we just created a priceless piece of art

that we will now sell on the internet,

for probably, like, 300 bucks.

Oh, yeah, where is it?

- It's right on your head.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, it's very nice! - Do you hate it?

- No, I love it!

- Are you lying to me?

- No, I love it. I love it.

Thank you so much.

- Are you lying to me? - No, I'm not lying.

- He is not lying! Aah!

- The Trixie and Katya show debuts

on November 15th on Viceland.

- If you like the homeless, haircuts,

and trips to Hoboken, join us on November 15th on Viceland.

- Yes, God. Honk honk!

Alright, that's it, thank you, goodbye! Yay!

(peppy music)

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$1,977 Japanese Grapes - Duration: 5:52.

(upbeat music)

- Welcome to a new episode of Worth It One Stop.

It's a new show where we try foods that are

uniquely worth it in their own worth it ways.

This is Rie.

- Hi.

- Today we're gonna be trying out some expensive grapes.

How expensive?

We were gonna buy $1,000 grapes but we found out

somebody actually bought them in the last 24 hours.

So we can't get 'em anymore.

That's crazy.

- Yeah.

- So it's worth it to somebody.

What would you say are the main differences between

American grapes and Japanese grapes?

- We don't eat the skin.

- What?

- We peel the skin and eat the fruit inside.

- Interesting. - Oh.

You know what else is in peak season right now?

- What's that?

- Cicadas. Oh my gosh.

Walking through a garden and they're just like.

(whining noise)

- Yeah, it's their garden.

- Okay. Nature's beautiful.

I'm not gonna be a hater going in.

- You don't have grape expectations?

- Ooh, nice.

- That's actually good one.

(laughter)

- Thank you, Rie.

(upbeat music)

- I think - Whoa, is that an apple?

- Yeah.

- Oh. Look at the spots.

- This is my favorite thing.

This melon.

The way that the stem is perfectly straight like that.

- Rie, do you have like a favorite fruit?

- Peach in Japan.

It's like bigger, juicier.

- [Steven] Those look like butts.

- And now here are the grapes.

They're just like really big.

Don't touch.

- Wait I can't touch this?

- No. No touching.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Can you tell us a little bit about

the culture of fruits in Japan?

(speaking in foreign language)

Why are these grapes so expensive?

This is not normal, right?

What makes it so expensive?

(speaking in foreign language)

- Boom.

- That is a present.

It looks like an award, too.

It actually makes a lot of sense.

Getting a gift of fruit for somebody.

If I'm gonna buy, you know, my girlfriend

a gift, and I get her flowers,

they're beautiful but she can't eat them.

- So you're never going to buy

your girlfriend flowers again?

Only fruit?

- If, you know, yeah.

No. That's not true.

Sorry, no.

1,000 grams.

- This is a very nice box.

Can I keep this box?

Oh, yeah.

The key component of giving a good

gift is the package it comes in.

Yeah. - Sure. It's like a joke.

You can't just deliver the punchline.

- Right.

- You gotta give it setup.

- You can't just throw a grape at someone.

You gotta bring it in a nice box.

- Throw the box at 'em.

- It's a nice wood smell to the box.

- Good feel.

May the unboxing commence.

- You have a little.

- It's like buying an iPhone with the manual.

- It's like a certificate.

- And here's how you turn it on.

- How do you say grape?

(speaking in foreign language)

Oh my god they're so heavy.

I like this bag.

It's a breathable bag on the bottom.

They're very firm too.

- It's like holding a baby. - [Woman] Can I hold it too?

- Oh, yes. - [Woman] Is it heavy?

- It's not the size of a baby.

- [Steven] Small baby.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh my god.

Look at how perfectly lined up those grapes are.

- These are the grapes in video games

that you jump up and eat and they give you a new life.

Let's eat.

- [Andrew] Whoa.

- [Woman] Nature is beauty.

- Hold on, I gotta get a picture of this.

Just me and my grapes.

- Can you peel this?

- Sure.

(oohing)

- [Steven] Look at it.

Just take off. Yeah.

- One, two, three, four.

32, 33, 34. 35 grapes.

- So each grape is $57.

(laughter)

- The inside is so special looking.

Oh it's dripping with juice. Adam.

- Segoi.

- Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers. 3, 2, 1.

(upbeat music)

- Holy crap.

Like without a doubt, okay.

It is the best grape I've ever had.

- Can I have another $57 grape?

It's crazy. It kind of tastes like plum flavor.

- That was crazy.

- This one looks especially plump.

Oh yeah.

- 57 more dollars.

It's a little disorienting.

- Inside. - Putting a grape

this big in your mouth.

- Yeah.

- I've never had grapes with two bites.

- Right.

- But it's like three or four bites.

- The firmness is so pleasing, too.

Just like the structural integrity of the whole bunch.

It's like I'm lucid dreaming eating fruit.

- This was really cool.

It is very expensive.

If I gave this to my girlfriend,

she would probably cry from joy.

(laughter)

$50 plight right there.

- That was the juiciest one.

The ones at the bottom were the juiciest.

- [Steven] How is it?

(slow instrumental music)

- [Narrator] Oh yes.

For more infomation >> $1,977 Japanese Grapes - Duration: 5:52.

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My Mom Worked At BuzzFeed For A Day - Duration: 5:42.

I recently started a little support group,

the JMA group, the Jewish Mothers Anonymous group.

(audience laughter)

Last week we were talking about weaning our sons

off of breast feeding by the age of nineteen.

(audience laughter)

(light music)

Alright guys, so I recently got a job at BuzzFeed

and my mom, she made faces,

she doesn't think it's that hard of a job

she's not impressed.

It's an arts and crafts job

that you get paid for.

You have to make a video today.

Yes, I'm up for the challenge.

You think you'll do well? Yes, I know I will do well.

And then you're going to perform stand-up.

Okay, how many minutes?

Five minutes.

Five minutes?

Okay, I can talk for five minutes.

I'm funny, people laugh at my jokes.

I kill me.

Tell me one funny joke right now.

So the guy goes to the pharmacist,

he puts his penis on the table,

puts a dollar next to his penis.

Nope.

Nope nope.

My mom does this terrible Seinfeld impersonation

that just, she finds hilarious.

What's the deal with taxi cabs?

(laughing)

I'm going to have the best time

at BuzzFeed, I think it will be just fun

and exciting and interesting

and the time is just gonna fly by

and I'm gonna produce a 25 million views video.

So this is the BuzzFeed reception.

Espresso mild, espresso bold, espresso bland,

americano, double espresso.

I had to make several coffees

because this was a very complicated process.

Okay, this one is better.

I don't know what to do with this one.

I'm gonna trash it, carefully.

I have to go find my safe space

and be productive.

This is productive workspace.

It's like a (beep) dreidel.

Oh my god how do I get off this chair?

Alright, I think I'm ready.

I'm ready for this.

I can do this, I can't hear anything.

I'm deaf. Whoa.

It's dying.

Oh here it is.

Oh shit, it's under the table.

This is not intended for my age group.

I need a rest. I need a nap.

I need lunch.

So I did a little research on kind of

what you guys do well,

what are the good statistics.

And it seems that videos that have animals in them go viral.

That's true. Right.

So I was thinking, how cool would it be

if we did a video where people

act like certain animals for a day?

And you know, like I'd go like this,

and like do that kind of stuff.

Or like I could be a dog and go like

pet me pet me pet me. Uh huh.

Oh yeah.

So we could do rooster people,

we could do a cow person, like.

(sped-up speech)

What has been the best idea recently at Buzzfeed?

Farts in a jar off eBay.

And had people smell them, so.

Maybe that, is that getting juices going in your--

I could do it without the jar.

Can we do farts without the jar?

Just smell farts?

(laughing)

People smell farts?

Maybe we can do a video where

you try to recognize your relatives

by the smell of the fart.

This is very challenging.

I need to actually find people to film

in this ridiculous video that I'm doing.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a cast, for guys who can recognize

the farts, or girls, of their significant others.

Oh.

Would you be willing to be my cast?

He's married. He's married?

So he should definitely be able to help you out.

No?

You know I hate to admit it,

this was not as easy as I thought.

I got my idea approved, so that was good,

I got to that point, but then the equipment

completely threw me off.

So I'm gonna focus on my stand-up routine.

So that I can at least succeed in one part of this task.

Here's the thing at comedy mic.

We really just want to be

the most supportive mic in New York City.

(beep), it's a full house.

I was not envisioning a real place,

I thought that this was going to be staged

and scripted, and it's (beep) not.

And there's like real people in there.

Our next comic is making her comedy debut.

(audience applause)

Give it up for Irine Tabach everybody.

Hi guys.

Yeah, I have to figure this out.

How do you use this?

My son came out to me.

This is still a little sensitive, you know,

I'm from the old country,

a different generation,

totally different upbringing.

He sat me down and told me that he's

not going to medical school.

(audience laughter)

So my son took me to take your parent to work day.

I kid you not, they have that at BuzzFeed.

It was like a really cool daycare for older kids.

(audience laughter)

Yeah, they do arts and crafts projects all day

and they get paid for it.

(audience laughter)

Everything free, free coffee, free candy,

free massages, free alcohol,

play room, game rooms.

You know, I grew up in the former Soviet Union

but I found communism at BuzzFeed.

(audience laughter)

Okay, that was pretty impressive mom.

I was very surprised with myself.

Actually, people laughed.

Have you learned anything from today?

I've learned that my son actually

has a very challenging job

producing these viral videos.

These guys are very talented.

- [Eric] My mom's got a new special coming out

on Netflix, it's called--

- [Irine] I kill me.

For more infomation >> My Mom Worked At BuzzFeed For A Day - Duration: 5:42.

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LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.

(Hello there :D)

Smile!

Sweet!!

Sister!

Sadistic!

Suprise

Service

You laugh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Beat drop music thing* My na-

*Boom*

The rule is simple

You laugh you lose

Lets begin the game

How could I ever aquire enough detail to make them think that it's reality?

Have you ever had a dream that you, um,

You had, your, you- you could

You'll do you- you wants you, you could do so

You-you'll do, you could- you wants

You want them to do you so much you could do anything?

*Snickers*

God dammit

I've seen this meme so many times

Just the smile in the end got me *laughs*

You want them to do you so much you could do *effects* anything?

OH!

HELL YEAH!

*Laughs

Fuck yeah

You know someone stole this

Oh it's Fox!

Oh okay, then we can steal it

Is that dark souls?

Why do people-

What mod is this?

*snickers*

I need that mod, please

Someone send it to me

Anime ones are usually good

What?

Oh!

Yeah?

Uh-huh

*nods*

Thats true, thats true!

*laughs*

Whenever someone asks you if your an ass or a boob man

Just show them that video

NHK world?

This is- this is BBC for Japan

Oh, she came to visit!

*reads subtitles*

Ohh!

*burps*

Oh?

Ohow wow

He's weely gudd (yes he is)

*giggles* Oh my

*cringing*

Ugh, I cant

Wanna be supportive and its sooo I can't

Wakuteka, Morning Musume

Morning Musume

Wakuteka, Take A Chance

*Introduces selves*

*pewds introduces self*

ESHHH

OH!

OOOHHH

(tHOsE sKillZ tHo)

*clap*

Sorry

*consipated mario noise*

Almost desiigner!

*cries/laughs/dies/beatboxes/parrot or monkey noises*

We the beauty (?) baby!

Uh-huh

Okay

Alright

Of course

Of course!

I see what is happening here!

(really cause I dont)

An evil, demonic spirit has taken control of Desiigner!

And it's trying to come out!

But it just cant seem to make it

*constipated mario noises again*

Almost-

*Mimicks constipated mario noise*

He's actually saying "Save me!"

"My soul is trapped!"

"Please, for the love of God," SUB FURANYLFENTANYL!!!!

"And anything holy" check in the discription and sub FURANYLFENTANYl

"Swistchen Channel Pewds, do something!"

*parrot noise*

*mimicks noise*

Takes a lot to be a rapper these days

More weeb shit?!

Seriously?!

Oh yeah, I played that game.

*Intense gaming*

Okay?

What is going to happen?

(Wait for it)

(Its coming)

(Anndd)

*Intense head banging and pewds giggling*

(Did you really think that was it?)

(Haha you got playyeed boyyy)

(Wait for it)

(It's coming)

(Brace yourself)

He's pretty good!

*Kicks chair and gets fully into it*

Oh!

*rando joins in*

(omg issa flash mob)

*Giggle*

*dies*

*Laughs*

Fine, you know what?

I lost, okay?

Fine, I dont care (sure)

Whatever

They visibly delight in one anothers company

(rip)

*screaming*

*continued screaming*

*Giggles*

Again, please.

*aandd once again*

Ahh man thats beautiful

Awh

Poor crocodile

They're mean, man!

(Im just gonna take this time to say)

(This is really his 6th time uploading this)

(And my 2nd time watching)

(And he had to cut this part out in the beginning)

(To get it to upload)

(called Look down Nathan)

(Watch at your own risk its ew)

Okeh

I think I get it

*Laughs*

So STUPID!

Oh wow! *laughs*

This is fucked up

Jesus Christ

*Laughing*

Oh my god!

Guy 1: What you doing, John?

Paint guy: Waddya fucking gaggin at, cunts?!

Paint guy: Fuck you x2

Jesus Christ, man, Jesus Christ

HE NEEDS SWISTCHEN

*Snickers*

YES

*laughs*

That was perfect!

Well done!

Now we need to watch the full anime

Come on, where is it?

Brother: You cheating on-

Little boy: IM NOT

Brother: -your Roblox girlfriend? And your girlfriend in real life?

Little boy: Im nooott

Brother: Yeah you are

Little boy: Noo im-

Brother: Well, the evidence is right here

Little boy: NOOO

Brother: See, OH LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

Who's this female?

This chick just came up to you

She got Roblox PUSSY my guy

You got so much

You talking to some other girl about-about SEXX

Wait no thats not the right one

Okay, hold on, I'll find it

Pewds: What an asshole brother

But also, God bless you

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAA

Okay that one was good

Okay *laughs*

*laughs* Oh my gawd

WELL it would seem I have lost on several occasions

But how about you?

Did you laugh? Or did you lose??

Leave a comment down in the description (what)

Leave a thumbs up

And subscribe

And as always remember

To smile

This has been your host

Squad fam out

Thank you :)

(Brofist/sisterfister)

For more infomation >> LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.

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People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.

- Should I try to put these all in my mouth at once?

- Thanksgiving mega bite.

(crunching)

Is it everything?

- It's going to take a minute.

(upbeat music)

- So today we're trying Thanksgiving Pringles.

- I personally think Thanksgiving's

one of my least favorite holidays

and that's solely based on the food that's available.

- In my family, everyone dresses up like waist up

and wears sweatpants waist down at Thanksgiving.

- You can just eat all day long and pass out by like 5.

- Everybody's happy on Thanksgiving

as long as you're not cooking cause then it's stressful.

- I don't know anything about these mysterious new Pringles.

- I thought it was just one Thanksgiving chip.

Just like Thanksgiving flavor.

- Thanksgiving is great and I think the food is fantastic.

I am interested in ways to expedite the process

so today's gonna be a cool experiment.

♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪

- So excited.

- Flavoricious. - Yes.

- It looks like frozen dinners.

- No cooking required.

Come on now, we know.

- It's amazing that we live in a world where this exists.

All in one little box.

- The only thing I'm not sure of

is the green bean casserole.

- That sounds god awful.

- So we got turkey, mashed potato,

stuffing, mac and cheese, creamed corn.

- Cream. Ew.

- Dubious about that one.

Green bean casserole.

- Ew.

- Cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie.

- That might be better.

- I mean.

- Do you know his name?

- Mr. Pringle.

- No. It's Julius.

Pringle facts.

- It smells like after you've eaten Thanksgiving

and the turkey's like already been cut and served.

- Let's do the corn.

(crunching)

It's oddly really sweet.

- I can tell which one the cranberry

one is right now. - Yeah.

The cranberry is the most conspicuous.

- And another Pringle fact.

Pringle facts.

They only season one side so you're

supposed to eat them seasoning side down.

- You're supposed to eat Pringles like this?

- Yeah.

- Do you like own equity in Pringles?

- I gotta try creamed corn with mashed potatoes

cause that's just a classic combination.

- This is sorcery.

How is this working?

I feel like I'm at hometown buffet.

- It tastes just like the cooked turkey skin on the top.

- I wonder if they just like grind up

dried turkey skin and like sprinkle it on.

- I don't know.

- What will Julius think of next?

- From what I know about green bean casserole,

it's like barely a vegetable.

- Stuffing.

Whoa, it's very herby.

- Mm. I like this one a lot.

- Easily the best so far.

- Like where's the gravy?

- I'm tasting the gravy.

- Are you?

- I'm tasting the gravy, yeah.

- I wish there was more gravy.

If I had to choose between seeing my family

or getting pumpkin pie, I'll catch y'all next year

cause this pie is not going anywhere.

- Alright.

- This smells nice.

- It smells like.

- It smells like home.

- It does smell like Thanksgiving doesn't it?

- Mhm.

- It's very subtle.

It's like a wave of pumpkin but like very gentle.

- It's almost, it tasted a little candle-y.

Like an expensive candle, not a cheap candle.

Like a fancy candle that you like, you buy your aunt.

- Eating each of these just made

me want to have the actual food.

- Yeah. I'm so hungry now.

- Maybe if you're that lazy person that doesn't

want to contribute anything to Thanksgiving.

- You're not lazy, you're a dick.

- Who wouldn't buy this?

Like, fill the stores with these.

- You have fun with this with your friends later.

But make a real meal.

- Yeah.

- This isn't a substitute.

(yelling)

Now it's flavored like the floor.

For more infomation >> People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.

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Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

Typhoid, pretty sure that's when you get

like a knuckle in your knee.

(up-beat music)

(marker squeaks)

I have not taken the SAT before.

I took the ACT.

I've done prep for both the SAT and the ACT.

I have never taken the SAT, but in high school

my junior year I did take the ACT.

I took the SAT once, got a eleven hundred on it.

- [Interviewer] Do you know when the first SAT was given?

1945?

(buzz)

I don't know.

1812 (buzz)

1324 (buzz)

400 B.C. (buzz)

- [Interviewer] It was 1926.

There's going to be questions about like shoveling

and like raising cattle or something.

A dealer bought a lot of three horses

and some mules for $600, he sold the lot for 820.

If he gained $40 on each horse, and $50 for each mule,

how many mules were there?

I feel like this would be the type of question

that people would make fun of.

They'd just post memes about it.

I could maybe see this in a third grade math problem.

To be quite honest, I don't know like what a reasonable

price for three horses and some mules are.

Two mules is my final answer.

(bell dings)

Two of those were mules.

(bell dings)

I thought this was tricky.

Premise, there are 12 months in a year,

but Washington and Lincoln were born

in the same month, February.

Conclusion, the two greatest Americans of the next

200 years will be born in February.

Sure, Washington and Lincoln, you know people knew

their birthdays, but today,

I didn't even know they were born in February.

There's a lot of great people in history.

I know like Martin Luther King Junior, Obama,

Gandhi, oh but he's not American.

Probably false. (bell dings)

Cause when I think of February today,

I think of Martin Luther King.

The statement that the moon is made of green cheese is

absurd, misleading, improbable, unfair, or wicked.

Does green cheese even exist?

You can chose like blue cheese, that's a real cheese.

First of all, why would this be on the SAT?

What knowledge is this gonna, like, enhance.

Improbable. (bell dings)

It's a weird word choice,

maybe it was used a lot back in the day.

Like, oh Hans, that's a wicked cow you got on the field.

(buzz)

Improbable and absurd, I feel like they go hand in hand.

But because you're in high school,

I hope that you know the moon is not made of green cheese.

If a package containing 20 cigarettes costs 15 cents,

how many cigarettes can be bought for 90 cents?

This has to be back in 1920 something,

cause cigarettes are definitely costing way more 15 cents.

This question would definitely not make it

onto the real SATs.

So 120 cigarettes is my answer.

(bell dings)

You would have to buy four cigarettes

with 16 cigarettes left.

(buzz)

- [Interviewer] That is incorrect.

Really? Oh, okay.

If a man's salary is $20 a week and he spends $14 a week,

how long will it take him to save $300?

I mean I guess it depends how old he is.

Because if I was making $20,

no wait no, I don't want to be making $20 a week.

What can you buy for $6?

A pack of gum?

That's not even a man, it has to be a kid.

Probably doing chores.

My final answer is 42 weeks and a couple days.

(buzz)

Fifty weeks.

(bell dings)

Don't SAT questions have multiple choice anyway?

I would have got 50 right.

Two of the below four words are opposites

or nearly opposites, pick those two.

Opposites.

Ecc-less-ee-uh-tal

Intricate, obvious, and tepid.

Cool.

It's all about, you know, taking out the words

you don't know, that's what they wanted you to do.

Uh-clec-li-as-cal, I think that is a form of grain

they used to farm in the fields back in 1926.

(buzz)

Intricate and obvious.

(bell dings)

I'm gonna do ecclesiastical and obvious.

(buzz)

And no I didn't just get that answer cause I don't know

what ecclesiastical means or tepid means.

(up-beat music)

Yeah I wonder if they did have classes back in the day,

they're like okay, here's your next cigarette problem.

SAT and all of the people who come together

to make it, realize that time is changing really fast.

Honestly, thank goodness I did not have to take this test.

I promise I did better on the real test.

If they would have worded them differently,

I probably would have got the better answers.

What was my score equivalent to?

Like what college would I have gotten

into with that percentage?

(up-beat music)

(mechanical whooshes and creaks)

For more infomation >> Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

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Jeff Sessions: I Do Declare! I Don't Recall! - Duration: 7:46.

THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE WAS

QUESTIONING JEFF SESSIONS, ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS

AS PART OF ITS INVESTIGATION INTO POSSIBLE RUSSIAN MEDDLING

IN THE ELECTION AND THIS WAS AN INTERESTING HEARING CONSIDERING

SOME OF THE INFORMATION THAT WE NOW KNOW REGARDING SOME

CAMPAIGN VOLUNTEERS, CAMPAIGN STAFFERS AND THE

COMMUNICATIONS THEY HAD WITH THE RUSSIANS.

SO COURSE THERE IS THE PALM IN A FOUR ANGLE.

THERE IS THE FACT THAT GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS HAS ADMITTED

GUILT ALTHOUGH WE DON'T KNOW THE FULL DETAILS OF WHAT HE HAS

AND HAS NOT ADMITTED TO.

WHAT IS SESSIONS TAKE ON THIS?

IS HE CHANGING HIS STORY A LITTLE BIT FROM PREVIOUS

HEARINGS IN THE PREVIOUS TESTIMONY THAT HE HAS GIVEN?

FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIS ANSWERS REGARDING

PAPADOPOULOS AND PAGE CARTER.

I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS RECENT NEWS REPORTS REGARDING MEETINGS

DURING THE CAMPAIGN ATTENDED BY GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS AND CARTER

PAGE, AMONG OTHERS.

FRANKLY, I HAD NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS MEETING UNTIL I SAW

THESE NEWS REPORTS.

I DO NOW RECALL THAT THE MARCH 2016 MEETING AT THE TRUMP

HOTEL THAT MR.

PAPADOPOULOS ATTENDED BUT I HAVE NO CLEAR

RECOLLECTION OF THE DETAILS OF WHAT HE SAID AT THAT MEETING.

AFTER READING HIS ACCOUNTS AND TO THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION,

I BELIEVE THAT I WANTED TO MAKE CLEAR TO HIM THAT HE WOULD NOT

AUTHORIZE TO REPRESENT THE CAMPAIGN WITH THE RUSSIAN

GOVERNMENT OR ANY OTHER FOREIGN GOVERNMENT FOR THAT MATTER BUT I

DID NOT RECALL THIS EVENT WHICH OCCURRED 18 MONTHS BEFORE MY

TESTIMONY OF A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WOULD GLADLY HAVE REPORTED IT

HAD I REMEMBERED IT BECAUSE I PUSH BACK AGAINST HIS SUGGESTION

THAT I THOUGHT MAY HAVE BEEN IMPROPER.

AS FOR MR.

PAGE, WHILE I DO NOT CHALLENGE HIS RECOLLECTION,

I HAVE NO MEMORY OF HIS PRESENCE AT A DINNER AT THE CAPITOL HILL

CLUB OR ANY PASSING CONVERSATION HE MAY HAVE HAD WITH ME AS

HE LEFT THE DINNER.

SO WE JUST SHOWED YOU A SMALL PORTION OF THE HEARING AND

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO SIT AND WATCH THE

FULL HEARING, I CAN SUM IT UP FOR YOU BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT

JEFF SESSIONS RESPONDED TO EVERY QUESTION PERTAINING TO RUSSIA

BECAUSE REPUBLICANS DID NOT WANT TO ASK ABOUT RUSSIA, THEY ASKED

ABOUT A VARIETY OF OTHER RANDOM THINGS WITH I DO NOT RECALL.

I DO NOT RECALL THAT HE DOES NOT RECALL ANYTHING.

HE DOESN'T RECALL ANYTHING FROM A YEAR TO HAVE A GO DRIVE

YOU CAN'T REMEMBER SIGNIFICANT THINGS A YEAR AND A HALF

AGO, I MEAN, CAN YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?

IT WAS SO OBVIOUS TO ME AND THEN HE WOULD PRETEND LIKE HE

DIDN'T UNDERSTAND QUESTIONS THAT WERE INCREDIBLY CLEAR AND

HE DID NOT WANT TO ANSWER THEM.

MAYBE HE IS GOING TO GO WITH ALZHEIMER'S DEFENSE TOO.

LOOK, COME ON, GUYS.

GET A LOAD OF THE OBVIOUS ON ITS FACE ABSURD ARGUMENT THAT

SESSIONS IS MAKING.

HE SAYS, I DON'T RECALL HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH PAPADOPOULOS.

I DID NOT RECALL IT, TELLING HIM TO NOT PUT US IN TOUCH WITH THE

RUSSIANS, BUT NOW, I DO RECALL IT AND I WAS AWESOME AND I TOLD

HIM DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE THAT CONVERSATION WITH THE RUSSIANS.

YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER IT AT ALL BEFORE.

NOW THAT WE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE IN THE MIDST OF ALL OF

THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN TALKING TO

THE RUSSIANS, NOW THAT YOU DO RECALL IT, YOU RECALL IT

WITH GREAT CLARITY AND INFOSYS AND HOW YOU ALMOST YELLED

AT HIM TO KNOCK INVOLVED WITH THE RUSSIANS.

HE IS A GOOD GUY.

NOW YOUR MEMORY IS CRYSTAL-CLEAR, RIGHT?

COME ON.

YOU EITHER REMEMBER OR YOU DON'T.

WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO IS GET CREDIT, KNOCK IN TROUBLE

BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT NOT REMEMBERING THINGS BECAUSE

HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE RUSSIAN

CONNECTIONS BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM, RIGHT?

ANYONE TO GET CREDIT FOR THAT AND GET CREDIT FOR, I TOLD

HIM NOT TO GO AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO PUT TRUMP AND PUTIN, HE

COULD GET CREDIT FOR THE SECOND THING IF HE ADMITTED, I

LIED TO YOU GUYS STOP COURSE ARMOR THAT CONVERSATION.

I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO MAKE SURE TRUMP AND PUTIN DIDN'T

MEET UP.

HE EXPLAINS WHY IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM TO NOT

RECALL CERTAIN THINGS.

LET'S LISTEN TO HIS REASONING IN THE NEXT VIDEO.

MY ANSWERS HAVE NOT CHANGED.

I'VE ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH, AND I HAVE ANSWERED EVERY

QUESTION AS I UNDERSTOOD THEM TO THE BEST

OF MY RECOLLECTION AS I WILL CONTINUE TO DO TODAY.

ALL YOU HAVE BEEN IN CAMPAIGNS, LET ME JUST SUGGEST THAT MOST OF

YOU HAVE NOT PARTICIPANT PARTICIPATED IN A PRESIDENTIAL

CAMPAIGN AND NONE OF YOU HAD A PART IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND

IT WAS A BRILLIANT CAMPAIGN, I THINK, IN MANY WAYS BUT IT WAS A

FORM OF CHAOS EVERY DAY FROM DAY ONE.

WE TRAVELED, SOMETIMES IT TO SEVERAL PLACES IN ONE DAY.

SLEEP WAS IN SHORT SUPPLY AND I WAS STILL A FULL-TIME

SENATOR WITH A VERY FULL SCHEDULE.

DURING THIS ERA, I'VE SPENT CLOSE TO 20

HOURS TESTIFYING BEFORE CONGRESS.

BEFORE TODAY I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO REMEMBER DETAILS FROM A YEAR

AGO SUCH AS WHO I SAW ON WHAT DAY AND WHAT MEETING AND WHO

SAID WHAT WHEN AND ALL OF MY TESTIMONY I CAN ONLY DO MY

BEST TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AS I UNDERSTAND THEM AND TO

THE BEST OF MY MEMORY.

BUT I WILL NOT EXCEPT AND REJECT ACCUSATIONS THAT I HAVE EVER

LIED.

THAT IS A LIE.

AS I SAID BEFORE, MY STORY HAS NEVER CHANGED.

I'VE ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH AND I'VE ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION TO

THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO TODAY.

WE KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE HE RECUSED YOURSELF

BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD NEVER MET WITH THE RUSSIANS WHEN

OUT FRANK AND ASKED YOU ABOUT IN YOUR CONFIRMATION HEARINGS.

THEN WE FOUND THAT YOU MET WITH THE RUSSIAN SEVERAL TIMES.

THEN YOU SAID WELL, WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT POLICY, THEN YOU

ADMITTED THAT YOU DID TALKED ABOUT POLICY AND THEN YOU

RECUSE YOURSELF.

YOU CLEARLY LIGHT IN THE BEGINNING ABOUT MEETING

WITH THE RUSSIANS.

NO, HE DIDN'T LIE.

IT'S JUST THAT INITIALLY HE HAD NO RECOLLECTION.

NOW IT'S JUST, IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT I

CONVENIENTLY HAVE NO RECOLLECTION WHEN IT

DOESN'T SUIT ME TO HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION.

RIGHT?

THAT SOMETHING IS AMAZING.

AND THAT'S A STRATEGY AND IT HAS WORKED SO FAR.

HE JUST SAYS HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, THEN HE GETS

CALLED OUT HE IS LIKE ALL YEAH, NOW I REMEMBER BUT HEY, I

WAS SO TIRED AND I WAS A FULL-TIME SENATOR BECAUSE

SENATORS WORK REALLY HARD, RIGHT?

WITH ALL THE STAFFERS THAT THEY HAVE READING THE

LEGISLATION FOR THEM AND BRIEFING THEM ON THINGS THAT.

THE SENATORS HAVE GOTTEN A LOT DONE IN THE US LATELY.

TO BE FAIR TO THE REPUBLICANS, WHEN CLINTON SAID THAT HE

WAS ALSO TIRED AND THAT IS WHY HE LIED OVER UNDER OATH,

THE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE FREE TO GO.

SO SESSIONS, IF YOU BELIEVE LIKE THE REPUBLICANS THAT WHAT

CLINTON DID WAS OUTRAGEOUS, LYING UNDER OATH ABOUT AN

AFFAIR.

THIS IS LYING UNDER OATH ABOUT THINGS THAT INVOLVE THE

GOVERNMENT AND WORKING WITH A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT TO

PERHAPS INFLUENCE OUR ELECTIONS.

WAY MORE IMPORTANT AND SESSIONS SHOULD BE GONE.

IF NOT, I AM EXPECTING APOLOGIES FROM ALL REPUBLICANS WHO

PURSUED IMPEACHMENT BECAUSE NOW THEY APPARENTLY THINK THAT

PERJURY IS NO BIG DEAL.

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We Reviewed Hot Disney Dads - Duration: 4:00.

- This is a disgusting video.

(laughing)

(magical music)

(disc scratching)

Bring out the Disney DILFs.

- I'm disgusted myself.

James, Tiana's dad.

- From Princess and The Frog.

- He's pretty. - He's very cute.

- He's pretty attractive.

- Oh, he's a hottie.

- Hell yeah. - He's a certified hottie.

- Yes. - Yeah, he's good.

- Sorry, he's emotionally stable, he knows how to work hard.

(fast forwarding voices)

His beignets.

- He's got style, he's got grace.

- He would never cheat on you.

- Mmm, yeah.

Got a nice like deep, husky voice.

- Mm-hmm. - Baby, James.

- Whisper in my ear, late at night.

- Oh.

- That is a man right there, with that southern droll?

(sighing)

- Elsa's dad,

who I've truly never really thought about that much.

- Oh?

- Mmm, no.

(laughing)

(grunting)

- He's a mustache. - And the sideburns.

- No. - Not a dilf.

- He looks a little creepy.

- He looks like he wears Reeboks Final Fours.

- He's like, look kid, I'm (mumbling) in box.

- The sideburns gotta go.

- Tiny mustache gotta go.

Elsa's dad in general.

- [Both] Gotta go.

- Okay, Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa, age old question,

like why are The Lion King characters a little bit hot?

- A little bit, a lot of it.

- Mufasa is hot.

He's got nice ass hair.

- Look at that mane.

- If I was a lioness?

- You would be all up in that.

- He's that like dad that picks the kid up at school

and everyone's like oh.

- He's a top notch dilf.

- I need a Mufasa in my life.

- You could have my Simba anytime.

- This one I'm not even gonna like weigh into,

like I'm mad, I'm giving it a zero already.

- Marlin - Marlin, from Finding Nemo.

- Fucking Marlin.

- Oh, Marlin! (laughing)

- I'm going home.

- This has like a lot of emotional baggage,

which I don't wanna take on.

- Look at his face though.

(laughing)

- First of all, it's a fucking clown fish.

- As a fish, he's not even that hot.

I feel like I've seen hotter fish.

When Nemo gets put in the tank

and there's that guy who's like really dark and mysterious,

that guy is a fish I'd fuck. (laughing)

- Get Marlin off my screen.

- Oh, Tarzan's dad. - Tarzan's dad, okay.

- I already know he's gonna be hot.

- This whole family is beautiful.

- Hot.

- Tarzan's like that family

where like the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son,

they're all fine.

- The long hair, the mustache, the mutton chops,

it's like 18th century

heat, sexy, swag.

- He lives in the jungle, that's hot.

- He'd be passionate as hell.

- Tarzan's dad 10 out of 10.

- I don't know if we'll find a dilf hotter than him.

- Dilf meter?

(bell dinging)

- Riley's dad from Inside Out,

which we all know he's a certified hottie.

- Oh no!

Why did you show me his booty?

- Oh, that butt though, he's gotta dong.

- That ass.

You mean you didn't pause this scene

when you were watching the movie.

- He just looks like he's like, I'm cool, right?

Like, it's lit.

- You're gonna say dad, this is what a dad is.

- I feel just like make really bad dad jokes.

- I feel like he might be a little boring.

- Yeah. - But still hot.

- He looks like he probably,

you know, works at Charles Schwab.

I'd give this like a seven.

(laughing)

- Thank you for blessing us Pixar.

- I just hope we're not the only ones out there

who are like looking at these dilfs

like what they got goin' on over there.

I hope that the whole world can join us

in this discovery.

- I can confirm

after doing this video, Buzzfeed has run out of ideas.

(laughing)

- [Girl] Thank you everyone.

Thanks for tuning in.

(laughing)

(electronic whooshing) (light orchestral music)

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I Removed My Breasts To Prevent Cancer At 28 - Duration: 6:22.

My name's Caitlin Brodnick and I'm here

and healthy which is like a really big deal.

I tested positive for the BRCA1 genetic mutation

which means that I have a very high risk

of developing breast cancer in my lifetime.

I got tested at 25 because he's the

only surviving person in his family.

They've all died of cancers, both parents and both sisters.

I was about to lose my insurance so I was like,

okay fine I'll go get tested and I went in to see

if I had a gluten allergy and they were like no.

You should really get tested to see if you have

like this breast cancer gene as they call it

and so I was, I tested positive for BRCA1.

When you are high risk, when you're BRCA,

your medical folder gets red tagged

and you kind of go to the head of the class.

So that meant that not only did I have a mammogram

when I was younger than the average woman,

but I had this MRI where they put a contrast dye

in you and then once the dye's in your body

you do an MRI and then they can check

and see if anything's off.

Then you have to wait for like other information

and that whole process of like sitting

in a hospital, waiting for an MRI,

having all of it just really freaked me out

and I just didn't want to be in that center.

I didn't want to be next to cancer patients

cause I felt horrible.

I felt guilty that I was taking time away from them.

So I just ran away from it completely.

The whole thing I was like, okay

I'm not getting surveillance, I hate my breasts

and they're really affecting my body and

my self esteem and I'm pretty miserable

and at the time doctors were just suggesting

that women if they choose to have

a mastectomy preventatively, it's after

they're finished breast feeding,

once they're into menopause.

So I told my family and they were all really shocked

but as I explained it and explained

how I didn't feel authentic in my body,

I felt like I was hiding, I was not going to the doctor,

it made a lot more sense to everyone.

To have the surgery, basically what they do

is they remove all of the breast tissue

because all of those cells have a high risk

of becoming cancerous and for that they remove

all of the breast tissue but

they don't go into the chest wall.

Your pec muscle stays intact.

You can choose to rebuild or not to rebuild

and I did not know what to choose so for me

I wanted to go really gradually because

I could not choose, like I had no concept.

I know I wanted small breasts, smaller breasts

but like I was sick of looking like a Russian nesting doll.

I wanted to look like a Russian ballerina.

Like I just wanted to feel light and easy and

fun but I also had no idea what I was doing

and I actually had to convince a couple doctors

that this was the right decision for me,

that it was giving me a lot of anxiety with my now husband.

Doctors told me that I had a less than 1% chance

after I had my surgery and I think it can change

based on women keep their nipples or

not keep their nipples, but they told me

less than 1% which is great but I still

have a risk of ovarian cancer and

with this mutation I have an elevated risk

of pancreatic cancer and melanoma.

That was something that was a little difficult

to handle in the beginning because

when you think of having a preventative

double mastectomy you hear that and

it feels like it's a one time deal.

Just like you'd have knee surgery or

you'd have a replacement, the thing with

this type of surgery is because they are

removing body parts and adding new implants

and your body's changing, it takes

a lot longer than you'd realize.

So going through the second surgery was

really confusing to me in a way because

I had no idea what it would be like

but I still had this really recent memory

of how it felt right as soon as I woke up

from surgery or how it hurt to move my arm at first

and so my doctor said it was really common

that you would have these fears that were sort of

these fresh feeling fears but at the same time

you don't actually know how you'll feel.

So it's this like bizarre, premature nervousness

and so that surgery happened and it was

a lot easier than my first surgery because

in the mastectomy surgery, when they remove everything,

your full chest just feels like it's been

ripped apart but just like

it sounds disgusting, but you're fine.

It's bandaged, you're on meds, it's okay.

But your chest, your body really

feels like it was assaulted.

Like it really has to heal and in

the second surgery its a little less so.

You know, there's less movement of the muscles.

There's less things that have to rebuild,

also when you have surgery like this when

they remove the tissue they also severe

a bunch of nerves so you really don't

have any feeling in your breasts.

So that was kind of a crazy thing to no longer

have any feeling and doctors told me that like

I couldn't wear, put like a hot compress

for too long or they said you can't cook over

an open flame because you might not feel it.

Also you can't wear underwire bras because

the bra might poke you and you might not feel it.

Now years later I can feel pretty well

and my nerves have grown back but

in the beginning they were very, very cautious.

If a friend asks me, should I get tested?

Do I need to get tested?

I always say, you can talk to your doctor.

They'll advise you.

You know it's up to you to get tested,

but that's a lot of information and

even though you might not have cancer

that diagnosis feels, sometimes

you feel like you have cancer.

It's around the corner and its really hard to shake that

and so once you know, I think it's helpful to know

and you can empower yourself but also

it's good to know, like, is this information

going to just destroy me right now because it did for me.

It was just too much and it's such a crazy feeling

to have the second surgery and now to

love my body more which sounds insane,

like it sounds crazy and if somebody said that

to me I don't know if I'd believe them

and I don't know if they were just on some pink cloud

and just decided they were lying to themselves

but I really feel so much better in my body

and so much calmer and I never think of

breast cancer and I'm just really happy

that my kids aren't going to have to see

their mom go through breast cancer.

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We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.

Everything's so tiny.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

Today we're going to be taking

a surgeon try out test from Japan.

So I was actually was premed when I was in college.

I did not continue being premed

because I wanted to make art.

I was premed up until my junior year of college.

While I really enjoyed learning about biology and science,

and I still really love science.

It just ultimately didn't seem like the best choice for me.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

It's like a Jason Bourne movie.

Oh my gosh, that's a tiny ass bird.

This is stressful though, I'm getting like sweaty

just watching this.

I feel like it seems like defusing a bomb.

That is insane.

They're doing it with one grain of rice?

It's sushi for ants.

Wait this is insane.

I don't know if I want to do this.

I don't know if I can do this.

(dramatic music)

Okay, this won't be so bad.

Wait, no, everything is already going horribly wrong.

This is comical, I don't know why I'm doing this.

I will say though,

that if I get more than two of these done,

I expect to automatically be given a surgeon certification.

I just want to get my face really close to it

and I feel like it'll make it easier but it's not going to.

I'm so sorry in advance to my family,

my scholarship donors.

I failed you all.

Man, these creases are just so helpful.

You don't even realize why you're making them.

Beautiful. Okay, so it is more like a paper swan.

Look at this.

It's like the size,

what is this the size of?

It's like the size of my ear hole.

I'm reevaluating so many life choices.

I will not be making three of these

but I maybe I can make two.

Oh my god, I just realized that I need to fold this again.

Are you serious?

I'm not sure if this really helps

because what if you're a surgeon who just happens

to be really great at origami but you suck at surgery.

Just do it.

Just fold the way that I want you to fold.

Is that what being a parent feels like?

You're just whispering in your kid's ear like,

be a doctor.

I don't know if I buy this as a test.

Manual dexterity measure, sure.

Overall, surgery skill measure, mm.

Oh my gosh, let's go.

Wait no dang it, I'm missing a fold.

(dramatic music)

Look at those sitting next to each other.

I'm still okay with it

and I'm actually very happy with it.

I think I did great.

What do you think?

Am I getting that surgical residency or what?

(dramatic music)

I'm very confident in this.

I think what I'm going to do

is I'm going to make an assembly line.

I'm going for the easiest cut, if that makes sense.

Like I'm going for the section

where I can already see it shaped

or taking on the form of the larger model.

- [Sydnee] Would it be funny if I accidentally

severed my finger with this miniature knife?

So what's frustrating me a little bit

is that the texture of some of these pieces of flesh

is more difficult to work with than others

but again, much like the human body.

- [Syndee] I'm sure when they actually do it though

they probably have a specific way they have to cut the fish

instead of just slicing a sad piece.

Best believe I will be eating everything

on this cutting board by the time we are done here today.

- [Sydnee] Okay, we're going to cheat this a little bit

and make it look nice from the top.

(laughing)

Moment of truth, this will not be easy, my friends

but this is what I went to fake sushi surgery school for.

I got a little bit cocky, you guys.

I just decided that I was going to make it perfect.

(dramatic music)

Isn't a surgeon just making sure that your patient is alive?

It doesn't have to be pretty.

I just want to take it home

and feed them to tiny imaginary mouse friend.

I think I kinda crushed it.

I feel like I'm 2/3 of a surgeon now.

Definitely a lot better than screwing around with

Lewis structures and the Krebs cycle and stuff.

If I had to deal with the stress of I could kill someone

literally every time I step into work,

that just doesn't sound very fun to me.

It makes me feel like for sure

I could not be a surgeon though.

Thank you to all the surgeons and all the doctors

who go through an incredible amount of commitment

to their education just to help other people.

Thank you, that's awesome.

I think I won.

I'm proud of what I did here today.

This was so hard.

(upbeat music)

For more infomation >> We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.

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North Korean Defector Escapes After Getting Shot 5 Times - Duration: 7:03.

>>NEW VIDEO SHOWS A NORTH KOREAN DEFECTOR WHO MANAGED TO ESCAPE,

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES IN THE PROCESS OF DOING

SO.

THIS WAS A 24-YEAR-OLD MEMBER OF THE NORTH KOREAN

MILITARY, AND HE DID DEFECT, HE DID MANAGE TO CROSS OVER TO

SOUTH KOREA, AND HE IS RECEIVING MEDICAL ATTENTION AT THE MOMENT.

HE IS EXPECTED TO SURVIVE.

BUT THE STORY IS INSANE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TAKE A

LOOK AT THE VIDEO, TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THAT.

>>YOU SEE THE NORTH KOREAN MILITARY JEEP SPEEDING PAST

CHECKPOINTS, HEADING TOWARDS THE BORDER WITH SOUTH KOREA.

INSIDE,

THE SOLDIER BENT ON DEFECTING.

AS HE GETS CLOSER TO THE

DEMILITARIZED ZONE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS REACTING FROM THERE

POST, SCRAMBLING TOWARDS THE VEHICLE.

ONCE THE JEEP CRASHES

INTO A DITCH NEAR THE LINE THAT DIVIDES THE TWO NATIONS, HE SETS

OUT ON FOOT, RUNNING, AS THE NORTH KOREAN GUARDS BEGIN

SHOOTING.

DOZENS OF ROUNDS FIRED AT THE DEFECTOR, EVEN AS HE

CROSSES THAT CRUCIAL LINE TO FREEDOM.

>>AT SOME POINT THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS SEE HIM AND SEE WHAT

HE'S DOING, THEY START FIRING AT HIM, MULTIPLE ROUNDS, AND

HITTING HIM, AND HE STILL SURVIVES ENOUGH TO CRAWL TO

SAFETY, TO GET BEHIND THE WALL.

>>CRITICALLY WOUNDED, SHOT FIVE OR SIX TIMES, HEAT SIGNATURE

FROM CAMERAS SHOW TWO SOUTH KOREAN SECURITY FORCES CRAWLING

TOWARDS THE DEFECTOR TO CARRY HIM OUT AND EVACUATE HIM TO

A NEARBY MEDICAL CENTER.

>>THAT IS GREAT FOOTAGE, AND A GREAT REPORT BY ABC, CHECK OUT

THE LINK DOWN BELOW FOR THE WHOLE REPORT.

LOOK, THAT IS THE

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

HE TOOK FIVE BULLETS

FOR FREEDOM.

A DAY LATER THEY FLEW HIM TO A HOSPITAL DOWN PAST

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA AND REMOVED FIVE BULLETS FROM HIS BODY.

>>THEY DID, AND TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HOW MANY

TIMES THEY SHOT AT HIM, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THE

SOLDIERS FIRED AT HIM ABOUT 40 TIMES, HITTING HIM WITH BULLETS

FROM BOTH PISTOLS AND AN AK-47.

ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE WAS

THE DEMILITARIZED SONG THAT HE CROSSED INTO, AND AT THAT POINT,

THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS BASED ON A CEASE-FIRE AGREEMENT ARE

SUPPOSED TO BE SHOOTING AT HIM, BUT THEY DID SO ANYWAY.

NOW

THERE IS AN ARGUMENT THAT THEY VIOLATED THE ARMISTICE AGREEMENT

BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES, I DON'T THINK NORTH KOREA CARES AT

ALL.

>>IF YOU START FIRING INTO THAT ZONE YOU ARE REALLY RISKING

WAR, AND THEY DID FIRE INTO THAT ZONE, WHICH THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED

TO DO, AND THEY PHYSICALLY CROSSED OVER AS WELL.

NORTH

KOREA HAS A LOT OF BLUSTER AND THEY DO A LOT OF MISSILE TESTS,

BUT GENERALLY THEY DON'T CROSS THAT ZONE.

IF THEY DO THEN

OBVIOUSLY SOUTH KOREA WILL CROSS IT BACK AND WE ARE BACK IN THE

MIDDLE OF A WAR.

IT WAS A DANGEROUS MOMENT THERE, BUT I

THINK THAT WHAT THEY FOUND IN THE SOLDIER OTHER THAN THE

BULLETS IS, IN SOME WAYS, MORE AMAZING.

>>IT IS INSANE.

>>IT GIVES YOU A SENSE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

INSIDE NORTH KOREA --

>>AND THE PHOTO I'M ABOUT TO

SHOW YOU IS OF THE PARASITIC

WORMS SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT I WANT

TO GIVE THAT WARNING, BUT WITH THAT SAID, HERE IS A PHOTO OF

WHAT THE DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF HIS INTESTINES.

THEY ALSO FOUND

OUT THAT HE IS SUFFERING FROM HEPATITIS, IT'S A FORM OF

HEPATITIS THAT USUALLY SPREADS FROM UNSANITARY HOSPITALS

AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

>>WHEN THEY WE USE SYRINGES THEY SHOULDN'T USE, NEEDLES,

ETC.

IT TURNS OUT THAT A SHOCKING PERCENTAGE OF NORTH

KOREAN DEFECTORS HAVE PARASITIC WORMS IN THEIR BODY.

PART OF THE

REASON IS THEY USE HUMAN MANURE FOR FARMING, WHICH YOU AREN'T

SUPPOSED TO DO. AND THERE IS EASY THINGS YOU CAN DO TO AVOID

THESE WORMS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, THEY HAVE NOTHING.

ONE CASE THEY DID A STUDY OF NORTH KOREAN DEFECTORS, AND OF

THE WOMEN THEY STUDIED, I THINK IT WAS ALL WOMEN, SEVEN OUT OF

THE 17 HAD WORMS IN THEIR BODIES, AND ABOUT 10% OF THE

DEFECTORS SO FAR HAVE HEPATITIS B. IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE

NORMAL PRECAUTIONS THAT ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD

TAKE, BECAUSE NORTH KOREA IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT

CONCENTRATION.

THERE'S 25 MILLION PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN

NORTH KOREA, THEY ARE HOSTAGES TO KIM JONG-UN AND THE RULING

CLASS IN NORTH KOREA.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS -- HIS LAST NAME IS

OH, WE DON'T KNOW HIS FIRST NAME, WE KNOW IT ISN'T STEVE --

PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE WILLING TO WHISK THEIR LIVES TO GET OUT OF

THIS HELLHOLE.

NORTH KOREA IS ONE OF THE MOST INTRACTABLE

PROBLEMS ON THE PLANET, YOU ARE DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU

DON'T. IF YOU START HOSTILITIES WITH THEM THEY CAN LAUNCH OTHER

MISSILES AND KILL MILLIONS AT A BARE MINIMUM IN SOUTH KOREA, LET

ALONE THE 25 MILLION WHO WILL GET HURT WHEN SOUTH KOREA,

JAPAN, THE UNITED STATES COUNTERSTRIKE.

AND KILLING NORTH

KOREANS -- LINDSAY GRAHAM RECENTLY FLIPPANTLY TALKED ABOUT

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

NO, YOU ARE KILLING PEOPLE IN A

CONCENTRATION CAMP.

BOMBING THE NORTH KOREANS IS TERRIBLE.

THE OTHER HAND, THEY HAVE ENSLAVED THESE PEOPLE FOR

DECADES.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING UNDER UNIMAGINABLE

CIRCUMSTANCES.

I LOVE TO DO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUES, NOT JUST

BLINDLY SAY THAT PERSON IS BAD OR THAT SITUATION IS TERRIBLE,

AND NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER -- BUT NORTH KOREA IS A VERY

DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH NOT A LOT OF GREAT ANSWERS.

I KNOW

THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER, I THINK THE ANSWER IS TO APPLY

EVERY KIND OF DIPLOMACY WE CAN TO CHINA, WHICH IS THE ONLY

COUNTRY BASICALLY PROPPING UP THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME.

AND BY

HOOK OR BY CROOK WE NEED TO GET CHINA TO AGREE WITH US TO

SOMEHOW, WITHOUT HAVING THE NORTH KOREANS LAUNCH, TAKE OUT

THE LEADERSHIP AND FREE THOSE PEOPLE.

BUT IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT PROBLEM.

For more infomation >> North Korean Defector Escapes After Getting Shot 5 Times - Duration: 7:03.

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Thanksgiving Food vs. Your Waistband Experiment - Duration: 5:36.

- Thanksgiving is fast approaching and I wanna know,

will my waistband influence

how much food I can shove in my face?

This is Brendan.

Brendan agreed to eat a Thanksgiving meal,

three days this week.

- How did you get the bigger lab coat than me?

- Shut up.

Each day he'll be wearing

a waistband with different tightness.

Jeans, sweatpants,

and a dress.

We'll determine if his waistband effects

how much food he can push down his throat.

At each meal, Brendan will have a cup of stuffing,

a cup of mashed potatoes, a can of cranberries,

four bread rolls, a whole pumpkin pie,

and a pound of sliced deli turkey meat.

Because markets didn't have whole cooked turkeys

at the time we shot this.

At the end of the meal,

we'll determine how much food he ate.

And at the end of this experiment,

we'll know with which waistband

he was able to eat the most food.

Let's eat. - Gobble, gobble.

(lighthearted music)

(sign squeaks)

Normal on Thanksgiving, I go ham.

Well, turkey, I guess.

(drum roll banging)

But I eat as much as I can.

You guys just gonna hang out and watch me eat for awhile?

All right, easily my favorite things,

Thanksgiving food wise,

of pumpkin pie and the cranberry sauce.

I like the sweet stuff.

So a lot people are very divided on the cranberry debate.

A lot of people are grossed out by the jellied kind,

that's just canned shaped.

There are a few things I love more

than a good old can shape of jellied cranberry sauce.

Barely food, it's delicious.

(upbeat music)

I'm definitely feeling it.

I'm feeling the bloat a little bit.

I still got more room, I'm not stopping yet.

I feel like my comfort level would be higher

if I were wearing sweatpants right now.

'Cause I already feel that unforgiving waistband

of the jeans just cutting into my rapidly expanding gut.

(belches)

That being said, I'm gonna eat some of this pie.

Pumpkin pie is my absolute

favorite thing about Thanksgiving.

I also typically just like to eat the filling

and leave the crust.

It's not weird at all.

Lots of people eat the filling and not the crust.

This is a documented thing, there's millions of us.

I'm at that point, that you have in big meal,

where your brain's like, "You're done, you're good."

And you're like, "No, I'm fine."

And you keep eating.

I, by any reasonable measure,

should stop eating right now.

But I have no intention to 'cause it's delicious.

I'm barely even enjoying this pie now.

But I can't stop eating it.

I'm high on pie, I don't know.

Yeah, this stuff's gross.

Oh, I'm gonna call it actually on that one.

I feel like I did pretty well.

I physically could fit a little more food.

But I am woefully uncomfortable already.

(belches)

I am getting paid today to come to work

in sweatpants and eat a bunch of Thanksgiving food.

I am free from the clutches of denim.

Strategy today, I'm gonna try to mix it up a little bit.

Today, I'm gonna hit the turkey a little harder.

I might eat a roll, I don't know.

I don't want to get ahead of myself.

I feel like sweatpants are like

a magical talisman that you put on

and then you can suddenly fit more food in your body.

(energetic music)

A luxury, baby.

I already, at this point, haven eaten quite a bit of food,

feel exponentially more comfortable

than I did in the jeans.

(energetic music)

I think I'm done.

I ate more food but I feel just more,

just kind of like ready for a nap, as opposed to miserable.

I am super excited to see how dress day goes

so I will see you tomorrow.

I have never worn a dress before.

Turns out they are luxuriously comfortable.

I feel like this is gonna blow the sweatpants

and definitely the jeans out of the water.

But America, we gotta adopt more dresses for dudes.

This is fantastic.

Today, no strategy.

My only strategy is I'm gonna eat

all of the food I can and see where this dress takes me.

♪ Turkey time ♪

Well, it turns out Thanksgiving food, still delicious.

I'm very thankful, obviously,

for friends and family and loved ones

and all of the important stuff.

But this year, I'm mostly thankful for this dress.

I'm gonna hit the bread, I'm gonna hit the bread early.

I haven't hit the bread this early

in either of the other meals.

Why am I hitting it so early?

Dress. (gentle music)

Compared to the last two days,

at this point in the meal,

I feel way better than I felt the other two.

The first two days--

Yeah, even in the sweatpants,

I still felt that bloat coming in,

that tightness around the waist.

I don't feel that at all right now.

I feel like I'm eating naked,

which would be another cool thing to try.

This is seriously fantastic.

I feel like I could accomplish anything in this dress.

Is this what women feel like all the time?

(upbeat music)

Pie is good, but again,

it's not as good as my mom's pumpkin pie.

Shout out to my mom.

(upbeat music)

So today in the dress,

I was able to eat all of the mashed potatoes,

all the stuffing, half the turkey,

about three quarters of the can of cranberry sauce,

and probably about a little over a quarter of the pie.

I do feel like I ate the most amount of food in the dress

and was still the most comfortable

out of the three outfits.

- After calculating our numbers,

and taking Brendan's comfort level into consideration,

the winner of the waistband Thanksgiving experiment

is the dress.

(audience cheers)

Brendan, how do these results compare with your experience?

- The dress made a huge difference.

Not just in how much I was able to eat,

but also how comfortable I was while eating.

- There you have it, folks.

Wear whatever the hell you want to Thanksgiving.

You're just gonna shove

your face full of food regardless.

- But wear a dress, definitely, wear a dress.

(upbeat music)

(sign squeaks)

For more infomation >> Thanksgiving Food vs. Your Waistband Experiment - Duration: 5:36.

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Kids Describe What Santa Does - Duration: 4:04.

- [Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?

- No, he's married to his job.

(festive music)

- Who's Santa?

- He's the person who gives us all the gifts.

- But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.

- He's an old man, about 42,000 I'm guessing.

- Probably over a hundred years old,

and I don't believe that.

I'm just predicting that it's not real.

There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.

- He has a flying sled.

- He has flying reindeers now.

- [Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.

- I have no clue.

- Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.

- There's no way that flying reindeers is true.

Parents make it up so they can think it's real.

Then when you really grow up, your mom's just

gonna tell you Santa's not real

and you're just gonna remember that til you have kids.

- He knows everything, he does not have cameras,

he is magic.

- He got some assistance, and those are the elves.

- They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.

- Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.

If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?

- He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree

and that's it!

- [Interviewer] Then he leaves?

- He goes to different houses, silly.

- [Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?

- North Pole.

- Well he has a gingerbread house.

- I guess he have a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.

- That's a real place, they made you believe,

so far away, you're never gonna go there.

When I'm a teenager, I'm gonna go there.

I'm gonna look throughout every place,

and mom you're comin' with me,

and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.

- He's going on vacation, to get relaxed

so he'll be ready in time for next year.

- The beach, I guess the north beach.

- He goes to Hawaii, California,

places that you could just be all relaxed.

- Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.

But I think he can go to the winter wow

Santa amusement park.

Santa whaling roller coaster.

The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!

(excited yelling)

- I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so you know.

- Santa takes time!

- He in his going out outfit, you know.

- Santa does have a wife, actually,

her name is Bertha.

Actually, Bertha was the one that is

usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.

- [Interviewer] Oh

- She's in charge of Easter.

- These?

- [Interviewer] Are those like, sticks?

- [Blake] Feet.

Oh, he doesn't wear shoes?

- No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it all the kids.

- How does he get down the "jimney?"

- Break in your door, bust the alarm.

- He'll go down your chimney.

- Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.

- Cause he's magical!

- [Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like,

going to different malls and stuff,

and finding out what kids want?

- No, those are called the fake Santas.

- [Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?

- They just dress up so they could get money.

- Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands,

I'm getting to it!

- I said Santa was a cow.

- You said Santa was a cow?

- Yes, cause he is magical.

- What else can Santa turn into?

- A sheep.

- I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.

Fat guy is very fat, I'm very fat.

- Santa eats everything that is edible,

and I'm done.

- [Carmel] Finished.

I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.

- [Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling

your mom that you don't buy her story?

- Yes, this is.

- [Mariama] They just dress up so they could get money.

- [Interviewer] Oh my gosh.

- [Mariama] I know, they're rude.

- [Interviewer] That's so bad.

(festive music)

For more infomation >> Kids Describe What Santa Does - Duration: 4:04.

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A Comedian Made Fun Of Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.

How long have you been in a cult?

What's it like to be a Chia human?

You look like you could stick your finger in a socket

without having stuck your finger in a socket.

(upbeat music)

I volunteered to let a comedian heckle me

all day tomorrow.

He's gonna come to my house.

He's gonna wake me up.

He's gonna spend all day with me.

I'm kinda looking forward to it 'cause I like company,

but I also feel like it might get really annoying,

especially if his jokes are bad.

My name is J. Chris Newberg and I've been a comedian

for 18 years.

Throughout my career, I've been heckled from time to time,

but I've never had the joy and pleasure

of heckling someone back.

I volunteered to do this because I think I have really

thick skin and I like good comedy.

I imagine he'll just be like, observing what I do

and making fun of it.

I can't imagine it could get that personal because

how would he know anything about me?

I've never met this guy.

I've done some extensive research on Jordan.

I've looked online at his Facebook and Instagram

and Twitter profiles.

I've talked to his friends.

I've talked to his coworkers.

I've talked to his ex-girlfriend.

I'm comin' at him.

I'm not really sure how I'm going to feel,

'cause I hate everything hecklers represent.

I'm gonna try to be mean,

but I'm not a mean person.

But, fuck him.

It's 7:53 in the morning.

I found Jordan's place.

I'm with Kelly.

She's a producer at Buzzfeed.

She's gonna be followin' me.

We're outside

his apartment.

It's pretty good so far.

It's uh, pretty dirty.

I don't understand the science of this decor.

Like, what girl doesn't come in here,

see this,

and then just leap right off the balcony?

Here's Jordan killing it,

from when he played a young Carrot Top.

I wonder which one of those socks are his girlfriend.

- [Jordan] Hello.

Hey buddy.

(laughs) Super excited to be here

with the third baseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Dude, I don't even know who the third baseman is

of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Look in the mirror, buddy.

So, what's it like to be the body double for sadness?

People do say I have resting sad face.

So, I heard you and your girlfriend just broke up.

True. Good for her.

Damn, getting some--

Gettin' deep. Yeah, and you're

putting on your girlfriends. What?

You'll understand later.

How long have you played bass for Mumford and Sons?

You're flossing on the day that you're going to the dentist.

Isn't that like cleaning your house before you have

a cleaning lady come over?

Which, obviously, has never happened.

So, you're putting product in right now?

Mmhmm. That's cool.

How long have you been a before model?

You're like the most handsome of all the Keebler elves.

We're going to the dentist.

You're gonna let him drill ya?

Well, hopefully not. (playful music)

Hopefully, I won't need any drillings.

Maybe just some poking.

Minimal poking, hopefully.

That's cool.

That was my nickname in high school.

Do you find that you're on Tinder most of the time

during sex?

What are your favorite dating apps?

Tinder is the tried and true.

What's your opening line usually, on Tinder?

I don't use repeat opening lines

'cause I think that's insincere.

I use their profiles to come up with opening lines.

What was your favorite that you've ever used?

Oh man, I had a really good one recently.

It didn't get a response and I was bummed about it.

Her profile just said I like people, places, and things.

And, I said, what you got against adjectives?

They probably have very nice things to say about you.

I thought that was pretty good.

It's weird that that didn't get a response.

So, do you still talk to Harry Potter?

Do you get sad when some of your personalities

won't talk to you?

Would you fuck yourself for money?

A-ha-ha-ha-ha, you suck at parking.

So, I've got my first break from getting heckled,

and so far he hasn't gotten under my skin.

Nice guy, I like him.

- [J. Chris] Any final words before they tell you

that you have nine cavities?

I'm really hopin' they don't tell me that.

You're doing so good, Jordan.

(instrument motor running) Hopefully, they'll give you

a little plaque.

What'd you have for lunch?

I had like a chicken pita thing.

It's so hard to be mean to you.

It's just so hard, because everything

that you do is just nice.

Like, there's nothing weird about

having a chicken pita for lunch.

I'm at Jordan's desk now at Buzzfeed.

So, seriously, what happens in the finale

of Game of Thrones?

Dude, you know we're not allowed to talk about that.

I'm here also with Destiny,

his desk neighbor.

What's it like bein' around Jordan all day?

He's a great guy.

Really nice, really quiet.

Kinda sits to himself. No, I said Jordan.

Gettin' ready to go down to the Laugh Factory from The Den.

Gonna get on stage and do some jokes,

and Jordan is gonna heckle me like I've heckled him all day.

Hey, what's up.

How's is goin'?

I'm in pretty good shape.

I'm in really good spirits.

I've lost a lot of weight, ever since I quit--

Is that the shirt you picked?

(playful music)

Did you just pick up the first t-shirt off the floor

that you'd already worn like three times,

and decide, that's the shirt for my set?

(playful music) Uh, yes, actually.

That's what I did.

I decided that.

I asked this girl out once,

and she was like, all right, cool.

But, I want you to know one thing: I'm in AA.

I was like, all right, that's cool,

then you can drive,

'cause I'm gonna get hammered.

I bet she still didn't text you back.

Do you ever notice that sitting down and standing up

sounds a lot like sex?

'Cause you're always like,

oh my god!

It makes sense that you have no idea what sex sounds like.

Aren't you sitting in a booth alone?

Yeah.

I just childproofed my house,

and by that I mean I purchased condoms.

Tell a funny joke. (playful music)

You're all about not laughing at your shit joke?

(laughing)

- [Kelly] So, do you guys feel closer now?

I definitely think that he should answer that first.

Because he knew all these things about me,

and was sort of like digging at them,

I felt like a certain closeness.

Like, oh this person knows me,

and then, throughout the day spending the day together,

I felt like we sort of had a mutual understanding

that we're both going through this experience together.

I think the most frustrating thing

about heckling a nice guy is,

you kinda feel like an a-hole,

because you don't really mean it.

It's like, here's this nice person,

who's just going about their day,

and they're at the dentist and I'm like a-ha, you suck!

I would definitely hang out with you

in real life. Yeah.

I think that'd be fun.

I would do it as long as I didn't have to

come to your apartment.

(rock music)

(whipping and creaking)

For more infomation >> A Comedian Made Fun Of Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.

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Regular People Vs. Competitive Eater: Thanksgiving Dinner - Duration: 4:33.

- I feel like Man Versus Food right now,

this is the point where like, it hits you.

And you feel like you're gonna die.

- Eat, eat, eat!

(laughing)

(squeaking of dry erase marker)

(turkey gobbling)

- I have never been in a food competition before.

- I have never participated in any food eating

competition before.

- In fifth grade I was third in a Twinkie eating

contest at my elementary school.

I've done the Buffalo Wild Wings hot wing challenge,

I've eaten the monster burrito at Freebird's.

That's technically a competition.

Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out.

Either way, it's not gonna end well for me.

- There are three of us.

- Three versus one, like there has to be some sort

of odds in our favor.

- Hi, I'm Yasir Salem.

I'm a competitive eater, a marathon eater,

and a triathelete.

I took the world record in corn on the cob in 2016

with 47 corn on the cob in 12 minutes.

I've also set the record for cannoli,

I believe it was 30 somewhat in six minutes.

And I also hold multiple records in the Tour du Donut

bicycle races, and my record there is 61 donuts

over a 29 mile race.

The challenge here for the other team is,

they're gonna have to move pretty quickly through

the food.

It might not be a ton of food for each person,

but I can take down that amount of food much quicker

than they can.

(driving rock music)

- Yes! - Yeah!

- This is so much food!

(cheering)

- [Referee] Three, two, one, thanksgiving!

(silly music)

- Can't breathe!

- [Kayla] Need bigger bites!

- This is good!

- Oh my god, you guys.

This is so hard!

- This is gonna ruin Thanksgiving for me.

- Everytime I swallow I think I'm gonna die.

(groaning)

- [Kayla] He finished that whole things.

(mumbling)

(belching)

(crowd groaning)

- He's pushing into a ball!

- My jaw!

How is he doing this?

- Yo, we can beat him!

We can actually beat him!

Come on!

- I like already feel nauseous.

(mumbling)

Eric, flash him!

- Look at my boobs!

- Focus, dammit!

- Why is there more food, it feels like it keeps

appearing!

- I could possibly throw up.

I'm not going to, but in the future may throw up.

(triumphant music)

- He's laughing, he's making him laugh!

- I guess I'll wash it down with gravy.

(groaning)

Whoa, we're almost done!

Medically I feel like I should not eat anymore food.

I don't need to.

I've eaten turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes,

corn, stuffing, pie, in like three minutes.

I don't wanna!

- You can do it!

- I know!

- Are you tapping out?

- We're not tapping out.

- Okay.

- We're discussing, but we haven't tapped out yet.

There's not much more room here.

The medical professional, should I stop?

- Feel like passing out?

- I feel like I'm either gonna shit my pants

or I'm gonna throw up.

I've proven enough to myself.

I'm tapping out.

- Good job, team!

- I don't know what we proved or what we did,

but we got (mumbling)!

To do things, with our mouths.

(laughing)

Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out,

either way it's not gonna end well for me.

(gagging)

(chiming)

- The other team did a lot better than I thought,

but they tapped out and I encourage them next time,

let's do this again.

- I honestly wasn't very confident going in,

and as soon as I put that turkey in my mouth,

that first bite, I knew was not gonna go well.

- Food for five people, three people, it's like,

surely we can do that.

And then I saw the food, and I was like, nope.

- All things aside, it's always cool to see how

far the human body can go.

I feel like we tested our limits today.

- Yeah.

- We didn't hold back.

We bonded.

- Good team bonding.

- Now it'll just make me appreciate Thanksgiving

that much more knowing I don't have to eat it

in three minutes with three pounds of food and gravy.

(upbeat electronic music)

(squeaking of dry erase markers)

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Thứ Ba, 28 tháng 11, 2017

Waching daily Nov 28 2017

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