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Strangers Try Building A Lego Set While Speaking Different Languages - Duration: 5:33.
- (speaking foreign language) Ding, ding.
Ding, ding.
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
(squeaking sign swinging)
(upbeat music)
- Today we're here to build Legos,
without speaking the same language.
- How that's gonna work, I have no idea.
- (speaking foreign language)
I live in California and I think it's a sin
that I don't know how to speak Spanish yet.
- My parents are Dominican.
I had a time-period in my life where I didn't wanna
speak Spanish so I lost a lot of it.
Once I got older I was like no, I need this.
This is my origins, this is my roots.
So I practiced it over and over again and
(speaking foreign language)
- I'm from Manilla, which is in the Philippines
and out of the thousand dialects I speak Tagalog.
- Tagalu?
Let me make sure I say it right,
I'm trying to be respectful.
Say it again.
- [Male] Tagalog.
- One more time.
- Oh, it's heavy
- This is what were building?
(thump)
- Ahh.
- Who has time for this? (laughing)
This is not real.
(beep)
(beep)
(beep)
(bell rings)
(pop)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh no!
(buzzer)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh, okay. (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- [Together] Okay.
- Okay.
- [Male] Then after a while I was more interested in
the language than the Lego.
- [Female] Yeah, for sure because
I was just like, let's count.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh shit!
(buzzer)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- [Female] I didn't understand, nothing you said.
Except for when like, you'd be like.
- (speaking foreign language)
[Together] - (speaking foreign languages)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(upbeat music)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- [Male] I feel like we got something done.
- [Female] And there was a lot of high fives.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(record scratching)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- [Female] I feel at times I definitely grew impatient.
(speaking foreign language)
(buzzer)
(beep)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- [Male] I wanted to flip through the pages
and tell you you do this.
- [Female] No way because of the language barrier.
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- I was definitely listening even though
I didn't understand.
So I guess I just learned to like really
pay attention to someone.
- (speaking foreign language)
- No uh.
I knew she was speaking fast, but I was just like
I understand her.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Even though those sounds, it was the first time
I was hearing those sounds, if I just focused on her
and stopped worrying about what I want to say then
I'll pick up anything she says.
- I know that I am one blessed and two I'm so privileged
to be able to speak two languages.
I appreciate that and I will continue to move forward
making sure that my children understand it and
can speak it.
(laughing)
We built this one without--
- Yep.
- Without speaking the same language.
- Without the same language.
- (speaking foreign language)
- What?
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
(squeaking sign swinging)
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Zedd, Alessia Cara - Stay (Live On The American Music Awards - 2017) - Duration: 3:22.
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The Man Who Created World Adoption Day - Duration: 7:28.
- There's donut day, there's pizza day.
- 2013 was the International Year of Quinoa.
- What?
- And I love quinoa.
- I BB too!
- A whole year?
How do you even celebrate that?
(upbeat music)
- I've always been inspired by regular people
who decide to follow their passion,
and then doing so, end up having a positive impact
on the world, bigger than they could've ever imagined.
One of those people is my friend Hank Fortener.
You started a holiday.
- Yes. (laughs)
- Tell me about that.
- It actually came about only because it didn't exist.
I think, sometimes, making an impact feels a lot for people
like, "I wanna be a part of that, I wanna be part of that,
"I wanna be part of that."
You can't stand out just by looking
where nobody's paying attention to it,
what does everybody thing is hard at being done.
I had a big personal experience with adoption.
After three of us biologically, my parents fostered 36 kids,
over a seven-year period.
We had an amazing family unit, that focused on
taking care of kids that didn't have a family.
Family never had anything to do with last names or blood,
or color, or DNA, it was always who was in our home,
that we were taking care of, that's who family was.
We kinda slammed our face into the system,
which is not serving kids well.
I had a little brother for three years, his name is Robbie,
and just an unbelievable, unbelievable kid,
and we bonded super super fast,
he was with us for three years.
Then, we got a phone call and within 24 hours,
the police and a social worker came
to take him out of our home.
So, take a six-year old, three-year old, four-year old,
into the system,
send them to different sets of parents and families.
You don't remember every house, you just know,
"The world is gonna use me and pass me around."
They turn 18, they're handed trash bags to hold their items.
Most of the times, sometimes it's great programs,
the YMCA and YWCA created some really great programs,
but for a minority of these kids.
Most of them end up unemployed,
most of them end up in prison.
That part of the journey was super difficult for me,
and which is part of the reason what shifted our family
into a permanent adoption.
So, we had seven years of foster care,
and they pursued to do 10 years of adoption,
and we adopted eight kids from six different countries.
- Wow.
So, we see where your drive
for adoption comes from. - For sure.
- And then, from that, you started a organization
called AdoptTogether.
- Yeah.
AdoptTogether was started as a platform,
that helps families fundraise for their adoption.
- Okay.
- When we realized it's so expensive,
it could be towards $40,000, $50,000 to adopt domestically.
If you're a teacher or a cop,
if you make 50 or 60 grand a year, they're like,
"I'll take a year's salary in cash."
You know, what's the percentage of people that have that?
- Yeah.
- 86% of people who considered adoption,
they just bail.
So, we hope that people might look at the price tag and go,
"It's a sign I shouldn't adopt."
But they look at AdoptTogether and go,
"Okay, it's a sign we should adopt."
- And from what point, after starting your foundation,
did you realize,
"Hey, let's turn this thing into a holiday?"
- I'm a friend of Scott Harrison, who started Charity Water.
Been an amazing support, and also a mentor in the process.
And every time I would tell him about what I was doing,
he would always say, "Throw a party."
As it turns out, you need basically cool parties
to raise money in the world.
So, we're about to hit our $5 million,
just a massive success,
for us, that was like way beyond what we'd imagined.
So, we started that in 2012, and then, in 2013,
we were like, "We gotta figure out how to celebrate.
"We gotta throw a party."
We'll do something around World Adoption Day.
And we're sitting in a room, talking about the party,
and I finally said, "Hey guys, somebody Google
"when World Adoption Day is,
or we'll just do our own adoption day,
'cause it has to be a World Adoption Day."
- There has to exist, right?
- They're sitting there, "Can't find it."
I'm like, "Okay, could I have the computer?
"Let me show you how the internet works."
(laughs)
And I'm looking, and I make a fool of this person,
and then I'm standing there and the pressure is cooking,
'cause I'm like, "I could not find World Adoption Day."
And I was like, "We know what to do now.
"We're gonna create World Adoption Day."
And then, I looked at the guys,
"Find out if the domain is available,"
which, of course, there's no such thing,
so yes, the domain was available.
So, we started the domain, got one of the guys at the table,
"Hey, I'm gonna build a site."
We built the site that night, drew everything up,
rocked it and just said, "Alright, we gotta do it."
I started calling people and saying,
"Hey, we're gonna create World Adoption Day,"
and one of the guys was,
"I think you should touch base with the UN,
because they sort of do that."
- Yeah.
- And I was, "Definitely, I should do that."
- That was on my list.
- So, I called the UN and I just said,
"Hey, I'd like to submit a day for international observance,
which I was super proud of myself
for knowing how to say that statement,
and he said, "Are you an ambassador?"
"You better believe it.
I'm an ambassador for World Adoption Day."
And he's like, "No, are you a delegate?"
"Yes, I have delegated myself
to make this phone call to you,"
and the guy's like, "That's not how this works."
He gives me this line about how hard it is,
and how long it takes, and you gotta meet these people.
I go, "Cool, then I'm just gonna do it,
"'cause we've already picked a day,
"which I was gonna tell you about, it's November 9th."
He's like, "Okay, yeah, if you can do it,
"but it won't be real."
Then I was, "No offense, but this is the
International Year of Quinoa,
and I'm the only person that I know who knows that."
- Yeah (laughs).
- "So, if I can make it real, then you and I work out
the logistics later," and he's like,
"Fine. Good luck."
So, we needed some activation,
we needed some way to communicate to people,
they were celebrating, give people a way to celebrate.
A lot of ideas came up and I love a lot of art history,
and how art has impacted culture.
And there's a story of a guy named Harvey Ball.
Harvey was an artist 50 years ago,
who created the Smiley Face.
And I remember that story and remember those pieces,
when somebody said, "We need a visual, we need an icon,
"we need what is World Adoption Day."
For me, having come from a world where adoption
was such a tragic story to begin with,
you don't come to adoption
because everything is going smoothly.
- Yeah.
- You come to adoption because a birth mother
tragically is either not well or not capable or able
of her own volitioncess,
"I know I cannot give this child life."
So a child and their mother are separated,
that's where adoption starts, which is tragic.
What adoption does is redeems that broken feeling,
it brings a healing and hope, joy and a celebration.
So I said, "Let's draw a smiley face on people's hands,
"and have them post a selfie and say,
Happy World Adoption Day."
I wanted to raise-
- I love that, it makes you feel good,
as soon as you see it, you're smiling.
- Yeah, everything can suck around you,
but if for one day, everybody's gonna say,
"Hey, family is everything, every child deserves a family,"
and we're gonna boost morale around this conversation
that has, otherwise, been taboo or awkward or uneasy,
and you get to celebrate people.
We got Shaq to post, so it got people pumped and excited,
since this we've had Ellen and Charlize Theron,
and so many people whose lives have been touched,
and they posted a smiley face.
It's 100% participation, anybody can participate
and vote for families and vote for kids to have a home.
I wanted to change the way people imagined family,
and the amount of people who posted this,
who said, "Hey, I'm adopted, I've never told my story,
"I've never told my family how grateful I am for them."
People posted and said, "I have a little brother
"who's adopted, I've never told people that."
It's just extraordinary for me to go,
even though all these stories begin with tragedy somewhere.
- Yeah.
- For one day, we're just gonna celebrate that
because of those tragedies.
I have my brother Brendon, and Matthew, and Hope, and Gab.
I have these people in my life because of that tragedy,
and for one day, I'm gonna celebrate it.
- You basically started a movement.
- Hopefully. (laughs) Hopefully.
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DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - Duration: 10:04.
You laugh-
you lose!
The rules...
they're simple.
You laugh-
you lose
man
Do you understand?
You get it?
Good.
Then, let's go!!
You laugh....
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Was that a... dog?
And a fence?
Oh, he's trying to jump over it- I get it
heh heh
I was like, 'what is happening'
Aww, poor dog
Just wanted to jump the fence. You almost had it buddy, you almost-
Okay, moving- moving on. I did not laugh, so far have not laughed...
batgirl...
What do you like about Batgirl?
I'm actually really enjoying this Black Canary storyline.
I LOVED Black Canary.
Hey there! What's in the bag?
huh? *wtf*
I'm from geek TV and today, we're talking to local comic fans and finding out what they're purchasing. So what's in the bag?
(im fuked)
(oh shit oh shiiiiiii-)
uh *swallows*
It's called brother-sister
That's awesome! And what is that about- like a brother-sister crime-fighting duo?
(uhhh...)
It's about a brother and a sister... that-
Fu- CHRISTIAN CHANNEL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
*snickers*
Brother sister, it's a nice little crime-fighting drama-... this guy's a
-legendary troll. "As a small group of protesters prayed, hundreds waited for tickets to the unveiling of-
"- an 8-foot tall bronze statue."
This is so fucking good. "I'm just excited to see my Lord and Savior Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone-"
"-I'll do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized. I don't know- notice me senpai, notice me."
In this glorious in tallien stone represented in such glorious italian stone
No
Satan's pretty cool. No. There's no way this is real. Are you kidding me?
How did this make it- how did this make it through to news
I don't know, satan's pretty cool, I guess
Christian Channel, I do not I do not support this message by any means okay?
It's like you can't have one without the other you know. Oh my god. There's more?
Cement and covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean
But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency
That's surround my poor soul? so I carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker lost in the hills of
misfortune looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again
I find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness. He goes on for a full two minutes
To be fair she did get three strikes, let's count them okay?
You get one two three, and you're out. Okay? Thank you. All right this next one's an actual outtake
I remember this Donald Trump was here taping something called Donald Trump secrets for us
And we asked him to start the bit by just pouring himself a glass of water
That's all we asked him to do and here's what he did
You didn't think of that did you?
Alright? Is that okay with you?
You like it or not, but true that is an option
You didn't think I was gonna do that did ya?
He's so proud of it, too
I've seen this one holy shit. That's fucking wicked
Come on it doesn't even have the tags on it
What are you screaming like a little child for okay? I would never scream like a little child. This is not a funny meme
So dumb no way I'm laughing at this
Shut the fuck up goddamn it. "I don't like him putting chemicals in the water
that turn the fricking frogs gay"
Oh, hell yeah
"fight for your life"
Let's get slippy in here. Hey slippy, what are you? What do you think of this?
What he is saying is true. A long time ago, my village was full of nothing but
heterosexual frogs and toads and
then
one day Hillary Clinton dumped toxic chemicals into our local water source and all of us
including me
slippy the Frog became gay. that's great
Did you just flip me off
Moving on.
oh, Russia
You know- you know someone who's asked him like "Hey, dude do something that looks important."
Is it the reebok or the nike?
You're looking a little rough around the edges
Some are just disappointing when you laugh at them.
My god finally one that made me laugh, okay
by that we're gonna end this episode of another episode of the first episode of
skrattar du förlorar du
Thank you guys for watching really appreciate all the likes
Can we hit a lot of likes on this one? Can we get it to trending?
That would be great
Because it'd be impossible
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
What has it all been for?
My army, my subscribers
My legacy Edgar: You've got it all, Felix
Fame! 50 million subcribers
The number one YouTube channel
and the best dog of all time Pewds: That's seriously questionable
(lol)
,and that's 57 million thank you very much
Edgar: You spend your days trying to design the perfect pair of headphones?
You are taking this too far
Pewds: Then you should just....
...leave
JUST GO!
I don't want you here
Edgar: oh
oh ok ;_;
Pewds: Why haven't you left then you son of bitch
*swedish thunder*
Edgar: Goodbye
(papa pewds crys in fake rain and swedish thunder)
(metal headbang)
Old pewds: How's it going everyone
Myy name is PewdiePie!
I don't know I can do pretty much anything, if you have a suggestion then leave it down below
But, have a good weekend, and I'll see you pretty soon
Ha-ha *doorbell rings*
Edgar: I'm back Felix. Felix: Edgar!
Edgar: Look a wow. Felix: What are these.
Felix: Oh My God!
Edgar: Look a' Wow!! Get your Razer Kraken Bro V2
Custom Made Pewdiepie, trademark headphones
Edgar: Just for you!
Felix: You work with Razor, to make these headphones?
Felix: Wow thank you Edgar!
Edgar:Horay
Felix: I love you Edgar 2x
Edgar: We are going to be super rich.
Felix: We are going to be rich Edgar 2x
These are going to sell, like crazy
Felix: Finally i can finally buy you food, Edgar
Edgar: Huzaah!
Felix: I'm so proud!
(Grunting)
Today's very special
7 years ago before I started making videos
I needed to get a microphone
so I spent some of my last money
went out and bought the Razer Carcharias
and I used to make a ton of my videos
you've seen it and now 7 years later
I have my very own
Razor headphones
Designed by me! :D
It feels unreal
I never thought something like this would happen
So frickin' cool
I love them
The design is amazing
I'm so proud of these
I'm so glad I can finally even wear them
Cause we had to keep it secret for a long time
Let's- oh that's awesome
Let's put them on x2
HELL YEAH!
That's dope
(laugh)
They really are something. They really stand out
I love their design
I'm so- I'm so proud of these
It's the new ones as well that doesn't cover your whole ear- they're more open
aw man they're so comfortable
Uh-
Thank you to everyone for supporting me throughout the years
I never thought something like this would happen obviously-
when I started making videos
just looking back this is so unreal
I've always been a huge fan of Razer and what they do and
their design and I'm glad to be part of that
and to make- design something myself as well
I got the Pewds on the side
got the brofist on the side
I love it
like easily my favorite headphones ever
so yeah if you wanna get these
check em' out in the description
I think that they're super cool so...
-AAAHH! Go buy em'!
I'm just glad I can finally wear them
Thank you guys. Squadfam out!
Sisterfister!
and Brofist.
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Trixie And Katya Give People Haircuts - Duration: 4:59.
- Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel.
- And I'm Katya.
- And today we're gonna be cutting these people's throats.
- Oh! Hair, hair! - Oh, hair.
- Hair, hair.
- You know what? I'm not into it.
Never mind. (laughter)
No, today we're gonna be cutting
these people some slack, ladies.
I have an advantage here because
I went to a beauty school, and--
- Mama, I went to art school! Shut your mouth.
- But listen to get into this shit, bitch!
(laughter)
Three-quarters through beauty school
I had to drop out to go do Drag Race
so now for the rest of my life
I gotta hear that fuckin' song from Grease.
- What Grease song?
Why do you like musicals so much?
- Grease Lightning, what do you think?
Beauty School Dropout!
You know, you could play Harry Potter in a porn.
(they laugh)
- Oh, you totally could. - Believe me, bitch.
Oh my God, style trend alert!
Wire-rimmed glasses, bitch.
- Yeah, yeah. Oh my God! - Yeah.
- You have actually stunning hair.
- That's very sweet, thank you.
- How do you spell your name?
- Uh, K-Y-L-E.
- I love...you know, I've had not one,
not two: fifteen boyfriends named Kyle.
- So I'm gonna give myself a bang trim.
Which is a very bad idea. (Trixie laughs)
This is a very bad idea.
- You look like a baby but you have gray hair.
Are you a Benjamin Button?
- Um...not that I know of yet, but--
- Don't lie! Are you a fuckin' Benjamin Button?
- How old are you for real?
- 24.
- Grays at 24, bitch? You are a stud!
- Oh, I know what we can do! Hold on.
So we're gonna take three locks
of our hair and sell 'em online.
- In beauty school they taught us
you don't work in the beauty industry,
you work in the self-esteem industry.
So how do you feel right now?
- I feel very good, thank you.
- See?
- I'm gonna take it from the bottom.
Are you okay with that?
- Yes.
- How do you take it, from the bottom? Honey.
- Ohhhh!
- Sounds like me at Long Beach Pride, honey.
(Katya laughs)
Honey...
Do you know what I did when I got on Drag Race?
The next day I went into beauty school,
packed up everything and left, didn't tell anyone.
And hair-cutting is stressful!
- It's extremely difficult.
She is an idiot, and you're getting
your hair cut by an idiot. (Trixie mumbles)
My makeup is lazy?
- No, you make it look, like, so easy.
- Oh.
(they laugh)
- I just like shaving heads.
Do you know when I cut my own hair
I kneel on the floor in a hotel--
- "I just love shaving heads."
- Trump's America. (sprays, gasps)
- I dare you. - I have to take
a piece off. - I dare you.
- Because you did this to me. - I dare you.
- Can I take your eyebrows off?
- Girl, my dad's a karate master.
I would waste you.
- I guess you wasted your life,
you can waste mine too.
(Katya laughs)
Do you have a boyfriend?
- Me, no.
(sustained spraying noise)
- You know that my adherence and
my commitment to beauty is so severe
that I don't have the heart to
fuck up your beautiful hair, do you know that?
- Thank you.
- You need to wake up tomorrow
and get on your gross, dirty knees
and say to God or whomever,
"Thank you, Yahweh, or...
"whatever, for this gorgeous head of hair,"
which is not thinning anytime soon,
and I mean, that hairline's gonna stay put.
- Thank you.
- Who do you think is prettier? Me or Katya.
- Uh, gentle reminder that there is
only one correct answer to this question.
- Gentle reminder there's a fuckin'
mechanical razor next to your neck. (they laugh)
- Can we take this off of you?
I feel like you were a victim of a crime.
(they laugh)
(objects clatter to the floor)
Oh my God, oh my, it's starting again!
- Things happen in the salon.
Now Kyle, when you go to a salon
what kind of service, do you like
something really, like, in and out
or do you want something really luxurious
where they rub your hands and shit?
- Um, you know, usually it's the in and out option.
- In and out option.
(Kyle laughs)
You really know me.
- So I want, like, something super silky and straight
but also really bouncy, curly and voluminous.
- You know, when I was little, Kyle, I had a mullet
and I asked my mom why she didn't cut it
and she said she didn't have the heart to.
So she just let part of it grow
because she wanted some hair to
be, like, virgin from when I was a baby.
So, bitch, I had like-- - What?! Are you serious?!
- Oh, bitch, I had like-- - Preservation of the past?
- A lower back rat-tail running through
the woods of Wisconsin like a fuckin' raccoon.
Melissa Joan Hart followed me on Twitter.
Why do you think so, Kyle?
- Um...
- Yeah, I'm serious, I have no idea why.
Well, I saw her on the Hollywood Medium
and she's very Christian, so I thought,
"Why does she care about me?"
- Oh.
- I though, Hollywood Medium?
Honey, in Hollywood I'm a 4X, honey.
I'm fully quitting drag and finding
the nearest Great Clips and just getting my life.
(Kyle laughs)
- So with Eunice what I did here was
we played it safe but we also did it dirty.
We had a moment, we shared some common goals,
we learned a few things about each other,
and we just created a priceless piece of art
that we will now sell on the internet,
for probably, like, 300 bucks.
Oh, yeah, where is it?
- It's right on your head.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, it's very nice! - Do you hate it?
- No, I love it!
- Are you lying to me?
- No, I love it. I love it.
Thank you so much.
- Are you lying to me? - No, I'm not lying.
- He is not lying! Aah!
- The Trixie and Katya show debuts
on November 15th on Viceland.
- If you like the homeless, haircuts,
and trips to Hoboken, join us on November 15th on Viceland.
- Yes, God. Honk honk!
Alright, that's it, thank you, goodbye! Yay!
(peppy music)
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$1,977 Japanese Grapes - Duration: 5:52.
(upbeat music)
- Welcome to a new episode of Worth It One Stop.
It's a new show where we try foods that are
uniquely worth it in their own worth it ways.
This is Rie.
- Hi.
- Today we're gonna be trying out some expensive grapes.
How expensive?
We were gonna buy $1,000 grapes but we found out
somebody actually bought them in the last 24 hours.
So we can't get 'em anymore.
That's crazy.
- Yeah.
- So it's worth it to somebody.
What would you say are the main differences between
American grapes and Japanese grapes?
- We don't eat the skin.
- What?
- We peel the skin and eat the fruit inside.
- Interesting. - Oh.
You know what else is in peak season right now?
- What's that?
- Cicadas. Oh my gosh.
Walking through a garden and they're just like.
(whining noise)
- Yeah, it's their garden.
- Okay. Nature's beautiful.
I'm not gonna be a hater going in.
- You don't have grape expectations?
- Ooh, nice.
- That's actually good one.
(laughter)
- Thank you, Rie.
(upbeat music)
- I think - Whoa, is that an apple?
- Yeah.
- Oh. Look at the spots.
- This is my favorite thing.
This melon.
The way that the stem is perfectly straight like that.
- Rie, do you have like a favorite fruit?
- Peach in Japan.
It's like bigger, juicier.
- [Steven] Those look like butts.
- And now here are the grapes.
They're just like really big.
Don't touch.
- Wait I can't touch this?
- No. No touching.
(speaking in foreign language)
- Can you tell us a little bit about
the culture of fruits in Japan?
(speaking in foreign language)
Why are these grapes so expensive?
This is not normal, right?
What makes it so expensive?
(speaking in foreign language)
- Boom.
- That is a present.
It looks like an award, too.
It actually makes a lot of sense.
Getting a gift of fruit for somebody.
If I'm gonna buy, you know, my girlfriend
a gift, and I get her flowers,
they're beautiful but she can't eat them.
- So you're never going to buy
your girlfriend flowers again?
Only fruit?
- If, you know, yeah.
No. That's not true.
Sorry, no.
1,000 grams.
- This is a very nice box.
Can I keep this box?
Oh, yeah.
The key component of giving a good
gift is the package it comes in.
Yeah. - Sure. It's like a joke.
You can't just deliver the punchline.
- Right.
- You gotta give it setup.
- You can't just throw a grape at someone.
You gotta bring it in a nice box.
- Throw the box at 'em.
- It's a nice wood smell to the box.
- Good feel.
May the unboxing commence.
- You have a little.
- It's like buying an iPhone with the manual.
- It's like a certificate.
- And here's how you turn it on.
- How do you say grape?
(speaking in foreign language)
Oh my god they're so heavy.
I like this bag.
It's a breathable bag on the bottom.
They're very firm too.
- It's like holding a baby. - [Woman] Can I hold it too?
- Oh, yes. - [Woman] Is it heavy?
- It's not the size of a baby.
- [Steven] Small baby.
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh my god.
Look at how perfectly lined up those grapes are.
- These are the grapes in video games
that you jump up and eat and they give you a new life.
Let's eat.
- [Andrew] Whoa.
- [Woman] Nature is beauty.
- Hold on, I gotta get a picture of this.
Just me and my grapes.
- Can you peel this?
- Sure.
(oohing)
- [Steven] Look at it.
Just take off. Yeah.
- One, two, three, four.
32, 33, 34. 35 grapes.
- So each grape is $57.
(laughter)
- The inside is so special looking.
Oh it's dripping with juice. Adam.
- Segoi.
- Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers. 3, 2, 1.
(upbeat music)
- Holy crap.
Like without a doubt, okay.
It is the best grape I've ever had.
- Can I have another $57 grape?
It's crazy. It kind of tastes like plum flavor.
- That was crazy.
- This one looks especially plump.
Oh yeah.
- 57 more dollars.
It's a little disorienting.
- Inside. - Putting a grape
this big in your mouth.
- Yeah.
- I've never had grapes with two bites.
- Right.
- But it's like three or four bites.
- The firmness is so pleasing, too.
Just like the structural integrity of the whole bunch.
It's like I'm lucid dreaming eating fruit.
- This was really cool.
It is very expensive.
If I gave this to my girlfriend,
she would probably cry from joy.
(laughter)
$50 plight right there.
- That was the juiciest one.
The ones at the bottom were the juiciest.
- [Steven] How is it?
(slow instrumental music)
- [Narrator] Oh yes.
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LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.
(Hello there :D)
Smile!
Sweet!!
Sister!
Sadistic!
Suprise
Service
You laugh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Beat drop music thing* My na-
*Boom*
The rule is simple
You laugh you lose
Lets begin the game
How could I ever aquire enough detail to make them think that it's reality?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um,
You had, your, you- you could
You'll do you- you wants you, you could do so
You-you'll do, you could- you wants
You want them to do you so much you could do anything?
*Snickers*
God dammit
I've seen this meme so many times
Just the smile in the end got me *laughs*
You want them to do you so much you could do *effects* anything?
OH!
HELL YEAH!
*Laughs
Fuck yeah
You know someone stole this
Oh it's Fox!
Oh okay, then we can steal it
Is that dark souls?
Why do people-
What mod is this?
*snickers*
I need that mod, please
Someone send it to me
Anime ones are usually good
What?
Oh!
Oh
Yeah?
Uh-huh
*nods*
Thats true, thats true!
*laughs*
Whenever someone asks you if your an ass or a boob man
Just show them that video
NHK world?
This is- this is BBC for Japan
Oh, she came to visit!
*reads subtitles*
Ohh!
Oh
*burps*
Oh?
Ohow wow
He's weely gudd (yes he is)
*giggles* Oh my
*cringing*
Ugh, I cant
Wanna be supportive and its sooo I can't
Wakuteka, Morning Musume
Morning Musume
Wakuteka, Take A Chance
*Introduces selves*
*pewds introduces self*
ESHHH
OH!
OOOHHH
(tHOsE sKillZ tHo)
*clap*
Sorry
*consipated mario noise*
Almost desiigner!
*cries/laughs/dies/beatboxes/parrot or monkey noises*
We the beauty (?) baby!
Uh-huh
Okay
Alright
Of course
Of course!
I see what is happening here!
(really cause I dont)
An evil, demonic spirit has taken control of Desiigner!
And it's trying to come out!
But it just cant seem to make it
*constipated mario noises again*
Almost-
*Mimicks constipated mario noise*
He's actually saying "Save me!"
"My soul is trapped!"
"Please, for the love of God," SUB FURANYLFENTANYL!!!!
"And anything holy" check in the discription and sub FURANYLFENTANYl
"Swistchen Channel Pewds, do something!"
*parrot noise*
*mimicks noise*
Takes a lot to be a rapper these days
More weeb shit?!
Seriously?!
Oh yeah, I played that game.
*Intense gaming*
Okay?
What is going to happen?
(Wait for it)
(Its coming)
(Anndd)
*Intense head banging and pewds giggling*
(Did you really think that was it?)
(Haha you got playyeed boyyy)
(Wait for it)
(It's coming)
(Brace yourself)
He's pretty good!
*Kicks chair and gets fully into it*
Oh!
*rando joins in*
(omg issa flash mob)
*Giggle*
*dies*
*Laughs*
Fine, you know what?
I lost, okay?
Fine, I dont care (sure)
Whatever
They visibly delight in one anothers company
(rip)
*screaming*
*continued screaming*
*Giggles*
Again, please.
*aandd once again*
Ahh man thats beautiful
Awh
Poor crocodile
They're mean, man!
(Im just gonna take this time to say)
(This is really his 6th time uploading this)
(And my 2nd time watching)
(And he had to cut this part out in the beginning)
(To get it to upload)
(called Look down Nathan)
(Watch at your own risk its ew)
Okeh
I think I get it
*Laughs*
So STUPID!
Oh wow! *laughs*
This is fucked up
Jesus Christ
*Laughing*
Oh my god!
Guy 1: What you doing, John?
Paint guy: Waddya fucking gaggin at, cunts?!
Paint guy: Fuck you x2
Jesus Christ, man, Jesus Christ
HE NEEDS SWISTCHEN
*Snickers*
YES
*laughs*
That was perfect!
Well done!
Now we need to watch the full anime
Come on, where is it?
Brother: You cheating on-
Little boy: IM NOT
Brother: -your Roblox girlfriend? And your girlfriend in real life?
Little boy: Im nooott
Brother: Yeah you are
Little boy: Noo im-
Brother: Well, the evidence is right here
Little boy: NOOO
Brother: See, OH LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
Who's this female?
This chick just came up to you
She got Roblox PUSSY my guy
You got so much
You talking to some other girl about-about SEXX
Wait no thats not the right one
Okay, hold on, I'll find it
Pewds: What an asshole brother
But also, God bless you
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAA
Okay that one was good
Okay *laughs*
*laughs* Oh my gawd
WELL it would seem I have lost on several occasions
But how about you?
Did you laugh? Or did you lose??
Leave a comment down in the description (what)
Leave a thumbs up
And subscribe
And as always remember
To smile
This has been your host
Squad fam out
Thank you :)
(Brofist/sisterfister)
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People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.
- Should I try to put these all in my mouth at once?
- Thanksgiving mega bite.
(crunching)
Is it everything?
- It's going to take a minute.
(upbeat music)
- So today we're trying Thanksgiving Pringles.
- I personally think Thanksgiving's
one of my least favorite holidays
and that's solely based on the food that's available.
- In my family, everyone dresses up like waist up
and wears sweatpants waist down at Thanksgiving.
- You can just eat all day long and pass out by like 5.
- Everybody's happy on Thanksgiving
as long as you're not cooking cause then it's stressful.
- I don't know anything about these mysterious new Pringles.
- I thought it was just one Thanksgiving chip.
Just like Thanksgiving flavor.
- Thanksgiving is great and I think the food is fantastic.
I am interested in ways to expedite the process
so today's gonna be a cool experiment.
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
- So excited.
- Flavoricious. - Yes.
- It looks like frozen dinners.
- No cooking required.
Come on now, we know.
- It's amazing that we live in a world where this exists.
All in one little box.
- The only thing I'm not sure of
is the green bean casserole.
- That sounds god awful.
- So we got turkey, mashed potato,
stuffing, mac and cheese, creamed corn.
- Cream. Ew.
- Dubious about that one.
Green bean casserole.
- Ew.
- Cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie.
- That might be better.
- I mean.
- Do you know his name?
- Mr. Pringle.
- No. It's Julius.
Pringle facts.
- It smells like after you've eaten Thanksgiving
and the turkey's like already been cut and served.
- Let's do the corn.
(crunching)
It's oddly really sweet.
- I can tell which one the cranberry
one is right now. - Yeah.
The cranberry is the most conspicuous.
- And another Pringle fact.
Pringle facts.
They only season one side so you're
supposed to eat them seasoning side down.
- You're supposed to eat Pringles like this?
- Yeah.
- Do you like own equity in Pringles?
- I gotta try creamed corn with mashed potatoes
cause that's just a classic combination.
- This is sorcery.
How is this working?
I feel like I'm at hometown buffet.
- It tastes just like the cooked turkey skin on the top.
- I wonder if they just like grind up
dried turkey skin and like sprinkle it on.
- I don't know.
- What will Julius think of next?
- From what I know about green bean casserole,
it's like barely a vegetable.
- Stuffing.
Whoa, it's very herby.
- Mm. I like this one a lot.
- Easily the best so far.
- Like where's the gravy?
- I'm tasting the gravy.
- Are you?
- I'm tasting the gravy, yeah.
- I wish there was more gravy.
If I had to choose between seeing my family
or getting pumpkin pie, I'll catch y'all next year
cause this pie is not going anywhere.
- Alright.
- This smells nice.
- It smells like.
- It smells like home.
- It does smell like Thanksgiving doesn't it?
- Mhm.
- It's very subtle.
It's like a wave of pumpkin but like very gentle.
- It's almost, it tasted a little candle-y.
Like an expensive candle, not a cheap candle.
Like a fancy candle that you like, you buy your aunt.
- Eating each of these just made
me want to have the actual food.
- Yeah. I'm so hungry now.
- Maybe if you're that lazy person that doesn't
want to contribute anything to Thanksgiving.
- You're not lazy, you're a dick.
- Who wouldn't buy this?
Like, fill the stores with these.
- You have fun with this with your friends later.
But make a real meal.
- Yeah.
- This isn't a substitute.
(yelling)
Now it's flavored like the floor.
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Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.
Typhoid, pretty sure that's when you get
like a knuckle in your knee.
(up-beat music)
(marker squeaks)
I have not taken the SAT before.
I took the ACT.
I've done prep for both the SAT and the ACT.
I have never taken the SAT, but in high school
my junior year I did take the ACT.
I took the SAT once, got a eleven hundred on it.
- [Interviewer] Do you know when the first SAT was given?
1945?
(buzz)
I don't know.
1812 (buzz)
1324 (buzz)
400 B.C. (buzz)
- [Interviewer] It was 1926.
There's going to be questions about like shoveling
and like raising cattle or something.
A dealer bought a lot of three horses
and some mules for $600, he sold the lot for 820.
If he gained $40 on each horse, and $50 for each mule,
how many mules were there?
I feel like this would be the type of question
that people would make fun of.
They'd just post memes about it.
I could maybe see this in a third grade math problem.
To be quite honest, I don't know like what a reasonable
price for three horses and some mules are.
Two mules is my final answer.
(bell dings)
Two of those were mules.
(bell dings)
I thought this was tricky.
Premise, there are 12 months in a year,
but Washington and Lincoln were born
in the same month, February.
Conclusion, the two greatest Americans of the next
200 years will be born in February.
Sure, Washington and Lincoln, you know people knew
their birthdays, but today,
I didn't even know they were born in February.
There's a lot of great people in history.
I know like Martin Luther King Junior, Obama,
Gandhi, oh but he's not American.
Probably false. (bell dings)
Probably false. (bell dings)
Cause when I think of February today,
I think of Martin Luther King.
The statement that the moon is made of green cheese is
absurd, misleading, improbable, unfair, or wicked.
Does green cheese even exist?
You can chose like blue cheese, that's a real cheese.
First of all, why would this be on the SAT?
What knowledge is this gonna, like, enhance.
Improbable. (bell dings)
It's a weird word choice,
maybe it was used a lot back in the day.
Like, oh Hans, that's a wicked cow you got on the field.
(buzz)
Improbable and absurd, I feel like they go hand in hand.
But because you're in high school,
I hope that you know the moon is not made of green cheese.
If a package containing 20 cigarettes costs 15 cents,
how many cigarettes can be bought for 90 cents?
This has to be back in 1920 something,
cause cigarettes are definitely costing way more 15 cents.
This question would definitely not make it
onto the real SATs.
So 120 cigarettes is my answer.
(bell dings)
You would have to buy four cigarettes
with 16 cigarettes left.
(buzz)
- [Interviewer] That is incorrect.
Really? Oh, okay.
If a man's salary is $20 a week and he spends $14 a week,
how long will it take him to save $300?
I mean I guess it depends how old he is.
Because if I was making $20,
no wait no, I don't want to be making $20 a week.
What can you buy for $6?
A pack of gum?
That's not even a man, it has to be a kid.
Probably doing chores.
My final answer is 42 weeks and a couple days.
(buzz)
Fifty weeks.
(bell dings)
Don't SAT questions have multiple choice anyway?
I would have got 50 right.
Two of the below four words are opposites
or nearly opposites, pick those two.
Opposites.
Ecc-less-ee-uh-tal
Intricate, obvious, and tepid.
Cool.
It's all about, you know, taking out the words
you don't know, that's what they wanted you to do.
Uh-clec-li-as-cal, I think that is a form of grain
they used to farm in the fields back in 1926.
(buzz)
Intricate and obvious.
(bell dings)
I'm gonna do ecclesiastical and obvious.
(buzz)
And no I didn't just get that answer cause I don't know
what ecclesiastical means or tepid means.
(up-beat music)
Yeah I wonder if they did have classes back in the day,
they're like okay, here's your next cigarette problem.
SAT and all of the people who come together
to make it, realize that time is changing really fast.
Honestly, thank goodness I did not have to take this test.
I promise I did better on the real test.
If they would have worded them differently,
I probably would have got the better answers.
What was my score equivalent to?
Like what college would I have gotten
into with that percentage?
(up-beat music)
(mechanical whooshes and creaks)
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Jeff Sessions: I Do Declare! I Don't Recall! - Duration: 7:46.
THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE WAS
QUESTIONING JEFF SESSIONS, ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSIONS
AS PART OF ITS INVESTIGATION INTO POSSIBLE RUSSIAN MEDDLING
IN THE ELECTION AND THIS WAS AN INTERESTING HEARING CONSIDERING
SOME OF THE INFORMATION THAT WE NOW KNOW REGARDING SOME
CAMPAIGN VOLUNTEERS, CAMPAIGN STAFFERS AND THE
COMMUNICATIONS THEY HAD WITH THE RUSSIANS.
SO COURSE THERE IS THE PALM IN A FOUR ANGLE.
THERE IS THE FACT THAT GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS HAS ADMITTED
GUILT ALTHOUGH WE DON'T KNOW THE FULL DETAILS OF WHAT HE HAS
AND HAS NOT ADMITTED TO.
WHAT IS SESSIONS TAKE ON THIS?
IS HE CHANGING HIS STORY A LITTLE BIT FROM PREVIOUS
HEARINGS IN THE PREVIOUS TESTIMONY THAT HE HAS GIVEN?
FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HIS ANSWERS REGARDING
PAPADOPOULOS AND PAGE CARTER.
I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS RECENT NEWS REPORTS REGARDING MEETINGS
DURING THE CAMPAIGN ATTENDED BY GEORGE PAPADOPOULOS AND CARTER
PAGE, AMONG OTHERS.
FRANKLY, I HAD NO RECOLLECTION OF THIS MEETING UNTIL I SAW
THESE NEWS REPORTS.
I DO NOW RECALL THAT THE MARCH 2016 MEETING AT THE TRUMP
HOTEL THAT MR.
PAPADOPOULOS ATTENDED BUT I HAVE NO CLEAR
RECOLLECTION OF THE DETAILS OF WHAT HE SAID AT THAT MEETING.
AFTER READING HIS ACCOUNTS AND TO THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION,
I BELIEVE THAT I WANTED TO MAKE CLEAR TO HIM THAT HE WOULD NOT
AUTHORIZE TO REPRESENT THE CAMPAIGN WITH THE RUSSIAN
GOVERNMENT OR ANY OTHER FOREIGN GOVERNMENT FOR THAT MATTER BUT I
DID NOT RECALL THIS EVENT WHICH OCCURRED 18 MONTHS BEFORE MY
TESTIMONY OF A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WOULD GLADLY HAVE REPORTED IT
HAD I REMEMBERED IT BECAUSE I PUSH BACK AGAINST HIS SUGGESTION
THAT I THOUGHT MAY HAVE BEEN IMPROPER.
AS FOR MR.
PAGE, WHILE I DO NOT CHALLENGE HIS RECOLLECTION,
I HAVE NO MEMORY OF HIS PRESENCE AT A DINNER AT THE CAPITOL HILL
CLUB OR ANY PASSING CONVERSATION HE MAY HAVE HAD WITH ME AS
HE LEFT THE DINNER.
SO WE JUST SHOWED YOU A SMALL PORTION OF THE HEARING AND
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO SIT AND WATCH THE
FULL HEARING, I CAN SUM IT UP FOR YOU BY LETTING YOU KNOW THAT
JEFF SESSIONS RESPONDED TO EVERY QUESTION PERTAINING TO RUSSIA
BECAUSE REPUBLICANS DID NOT WANT TO ASK ABOUT RUSSIA, THEY ASKED
ABOUT A VARIETY OF OTHER RANDOM THINGS WITH I DO NOT RECALL.
I DO NOT RECALL THAT HE DOES NOT RECALL ANYTHING.
HE DOESN'T RECALL ANYTHING FROM A YEAR TO HAVE A GO DRIVE
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER SIGNIFICANT THINGS A YEAR AND A HALF
AGO, I MEAN, CAN YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING?
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS TO ME AND THEN HE WOULD PRETEND LIKE HE
DIDN'T UNDERSTAND QUESTIONS THAT WERE INCREDIBLY CLEAR AND
HE DID NOT WANT TO ANSWER THEM.
MAYBE HE IS GOING TO GO WITH ALZHEIMER'S DEFENSE TOO.
LOOK, COME ON, GUYS.
GET A LOAD OF THE OBVIOUS ON ITS FACE ABSURD ARGUMENT THAT
SESSIONS IS MAKING.
HE SAYS, I DON'T RECALL HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH PAPADOPOULOS.
I DID NOT RECALL IT, TELLING HIM TO NOT PUT US IN TOUCH WITH THE
RUSSIANS, BUT NOW, I DO RECALL IT AND I WAS AWESOME AND I TOLD
HIM DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE THAT CONVERSATION WITH THE RUSSIANS.
YOU DIDN'T REMEMBER IT AT ALL BEFORE.
NOW THAT WE DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE IN THE MIDST OF ALL OF
THESE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN TALKING TO
THE RUSSIANS, NOW THAT YOU DO RECALL IT, YOU RECALL IT
WITH GREAT CLARITY AND INFOSYS AND HOW YOU ALMOST YELLED
AT HIM TO KNOCK INVOLVED WITH THE RUSSIANS.
HE IS A GOOD GUY.
NOW YOUR MEMORY IS CRYSTAL-CLEAR, RIGHT?
COME ON.
YOU EITHER REMEMBER OR YOU DON'T.
WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO IS GET CREDIT, KNOCK IN TROUBLE
BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT NOT REMEMBERING THINGS BECAUSE
HE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE RUSSIAN
CONNECTIONS BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF THEM, RIGHT?
ANYONE TO GET CREDIT FOR THAT AND GET CREDIT FOR, I TOLD
HIM NOT TO GO AND I TOLD HIM NOT TO PUT TRUMP AND PUTIN, HE
COULD GET CREDIT FOR THE SECOND THING IF HE ADMITTED, I
LIED TO YOU GUYS STOP COURSE ARMOR THAT CONVERSATION.
I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD HIM TO MAKE SURE TRUMP AND PUTIN DIDN'T
MEET UP.
HE EXPLAINS WHY IT IS COMMON FOR PEOPLE LIKE HIM TO NOT
RECALL CERTAIN THINGS.
LET'S LISTEN TO HIS REASONING IN THE NEXT VIDEO.
MY ANSWERS HAVE NOT CHANGED.
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH, AND I HAVE ANSWERED EVERY
QUESTION AS I UNDERSTOOD THEM TO THE BEST
OF MY RECOLLECTION AS I WILL CONTINUE TO DO TODAY.
ALL YOU HAVE BEEN IN CAMPAIGNS, LET ME JUST SUGGEST THAT MOST OF
YOU HAVE NOT PARTICIPANT PARTICIPATED IN A PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN AND NONE OF YOU HAD A PART IN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND
IT WAS A BRILLIANT CAMPAIGN, I THINK, IN MANY WAYS BUT IT WAS A
FORM OF CHAOS EVERY DAY FROM DAY ONE.
WE TRAVELED, SOMETIMES IT TO SEVERAL PLACES IN ONE DAY.
SLEEP WAS IN SHORT SUPPLY AND I WAS STILL A FULL-TIME
SENATOR WITH A VERY FULL SCHEDULE.
DURING THIS ERA, I'VE SPENT CLOSE TO 20
HOURS TESTIFYING BEFORE CONGRESS.
BEFORE TODAY I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO REMEMBER DETAILS FROM A YEAR
AGO SUCH AS WHO I SAW ON WHAT DAY AND WHAT MEETING AND WHO
SAID WHAT WHEN AND ALL OF MY TESTIMONY I CAN ONLY DO MY
BEST TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS AS I UNDERSTAND THEM AND TO
THE BEST OF MY MEMORY.
BUT I WILL NOT EXCEPT AND REJECT ACCUSATIONS THAT I HAVE EVER
LIED.
THAT IS A LIE.
AS I SAID BEFORE, MY STORY HAS NEVER CHANGED.
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD THE TRUTH AND I'VE ANSWERED EVERY QUESTION TO
THE BEST OF MY RECOLLECTION AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO TODAY.
WE KNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE BECAUSE HE RECUSED YOURSELF
BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD NEVER MET WITH THE RUSSIANS WHEN
OUT FRANK AND ASKED YOU ABOUT IN YOUR CONFIRMATION HEARINGS.
THEN WE FOUND THAT YOU MET WITH THE RUSSIAN SEVERAL TIMES.
THEN YOU SAID WELL, WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT POLICY, THEN YOU
ADMITTED THAT YOU DID TALKED ABOUT POLICY AND THEN YOU
RECUSE YOURSELF.
YOU CLEARLY LIGHT IN THE BEGINNING ABOUT MEETING
WITH THE RUSSIANS.
NO, HE DIDN'T LIE.
IT'S JUST THAT INITIALLY HE HAD NO RECOLLECTION.
NOW IT'S JUST, IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT I
CONVENIENTLY HAVE NO RECOLLECTION WHEN IT
DOESN'T SUIT ME TO HAVE ANY RECOLLECTION.
RIGHT?
THAT SOMETHING IS AMAZING.
AND THAT'S A STRATEGY AND IT HAS WORKED SO FAR.
HE JUST SAYS HE DOESN'T REMEMBER, THEN HE GETS
CALLED OUT HE IS LIKE ALL YEAH, NOW I REMEMBER BUT HEY, I
WAS SO TIRED AND I WAS A FULL-TIME SENATOR BECAUSE
SENATORS WORK REALLY HARD, RIGHT?
WITH ALL THE STAFFERS THAT THEY HAVE READING THE
LEGISLATION FOR THEM AND BRIEFING THEM ON THINGS THAT.
THE SENATORS HAVE GOTTEN A LOT DONE IN THE US LATELY.
TO BE FAIR TO THE REPUBLICANS, WHEN CLINTON SAID THAT HE
WAS ALSO TIRED AND THAT IS WHY HE LIED OVER UNDER OATH,
THE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU ARE FREE TO GO.
SO SESSIONS, IF YOU BELIEVE LIKE THE REPUBLICANS THAT WHAT
CLINTON DID WAS OUTRAGEOUS, LYING UNDER OATH ABOUT AN
AFFAIR.
THIS IS LYING UNDER OATH ABOUT THINGS THAT INVOLVE THE
GOVERNMENT AND WORKING WITH A FOREIGN GOVERNMENT TO
PERHAPS INFLUENCE OUR ELECTIONS.
WAY MORE IMPORTANT AND SESSIONS SHOULD BE GONE.
IF NOT, I AM EXPECTING APOLOGIES FROM ALL REPUBLICANS WHO
PURSUED IMPEACHMENT BECAUSE NOW THEY APPARENTLY THINK THAT
PERJURY IS NO BIG DEAL.
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We Reviewed Hot Disney Dads - Duration: 4:00.
- This is a disgusting video.
(laughing)
(magical music)
(disc scratching)
Bring out the Disney DILFs.
- I'm disgusted myself.
James, Tiana's dad.
- From Princess and The Frog.
- He's pretty. - He's very cute.
- He's pretty attractive.
- Oh, he's a hottie.
- Hell yeah. - He's a certified hottie.
- Yes. - Yeah, he's good.
- Sorry, he's emotionally stable, he knows how to work hard.
(fast forwarding voices)
His beignets.
- He's got style, he's got grace.
- He would never cheat on you.
- Mmm, yeah.
Got a nice like deep, husky voice.
- Mm-hmm. - Baby, James.
- Whisper in my ear, late at night.
- Oh.
- That is a man right there, with that southern droll?
(sighing)
- Elsa's dad,
who I've truly never really thought about that much.
- Oh?
- Mmm, no.
(laughing)
(grunting)
- He's a mustache. - And the sideburns.
- No. - Not a dilf.
- He looks a little creepy.
- He looks like he wears Reeboks Final Fours.
- He's like, look kid, I'm (mumbling) in box.
- The sideburns gotta go.
- Tiny mustache gotta go.
Elsa's dad in general.
- [Both] Gotta go.
- Okay, Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa, age old question,
like why are The Lion King characters a little bit hot?
- A little bit, a lot of it.
- Mufasa is hot.
He's got nice ass hair.
- Look at that mane.
- If I was a lioness?
- You would be all up in that.
- He's that like dad that picks the kid up at school
and everyone's like oh.
- He's a top notch dilf.
- I need a Mufasa in my life.
- You could have my Simba anytime.
- This one I'm not even gonna like weigh into,
like I'm mad, I'm giving it a zero already.
- Marlin - Marlin, from Finding Nemo.
- Fucking Marlin.
- Oh, Marlin! (laughing)
- I'm going home.
- This has like a lot of emotional baggage,
which I don't wanna take on.
- Look at his face though.
(laughing)
- First of all, it's a fucking clown fish.
- As a fish, he's not even that hot.
I feel like I've seen hotter fish.
When Nemo gets put in the tank
and there's that guy who's like really dark and mysterious,
that guy is a fish I'd fuck. (laughing)
- Get Marlin off my screen.
- Oh, Tarzan's dad. - Tarzan's dad, okay.
- I already know he's gonna be hot.
- This whole family is beautiful.
- Hot.
- Tarzan's like that family
where like the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son,
they're all fine.
- The long hair, the mustache, the mutton chops,
it's like 18th century
heat, sexy, swag.
- He lives in the jungle, that's hot.
- He'd be passionate as hell.
- Tarzan's dad 10 out of 10.
- I don't know if we'll find a dilf hotter than him.
- Dilf meter?
(bell dinging)
- Riley's dad from Inside Out,
which we all know he's a certified hottie.
- Oh no!
Why did you show me his booty?
- Oh, that butt though, he's gotta dong.
- That ass.
You mean you didn't pause this scene
when you were watching the movie.
- He just looks like he's like, I'm cool, right?
Like, it's lit.
- You're gonna say dad, this is what a dad is.
- I feel just like make really bad dad jokes.
- I feel like he might be a little boring.
- Yeah. - But still hot.
- He looks like he probably,
you know, works at Charles Schwab.
I'd give this like a seven.
(laughing)
- Thank you for blessing us Pixar.
- I just hope we're not the only ones out there
who are like looking at these dilfs
like what they got goin' on over there.
I hope that the whole world can join us
in this discovery.
- I can confirm
after doing this video, Buzzfeed has run out of ideas.
(laughing)
- [Girl] Thank you everyone.
Thanks for tuning in.
(laughing)
(electronic whooshing) (light orchestral music)
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I Removed My Breasts To Prevent Cancer At 28 - Duration: 6:22.
My name's Caitlin Brodnick and I'm here
and healthy which is like a really big deal.
I tested positive for the BRCA1 genetic mutation
which means that I have a very high risk
of developing breast cancer in my lifetime.
I got tested at 25 because he's the
only surviving person in his family.
They've all died of cancers, both parents and both sisters.
I was about to lose my insurance so I was like,
okay fine I'll go get tested and I went in to see
if I had a gluten allergy and they were like no.
You should really get tested to see if you have
like this breast cancer gene as they call it
and so I was, I tested positive for BRCA1.
When you are high risk, when you're BRCA,
your medical folder gets red tagged
and you kind of go to the head of the class.
So that meant that not only did I have a mammogram
when I was younger than the average woman,
but I had this MRI where they put a contrast dye
in you and then once the dye's in your body
you do an MRI and then they can check
and see if anything's off.
Then you have to wait for like other information
and that whole process of like sitting
in a hospital, waiting for an MRI,
having all of it just really freaked me out
and I just didn't want to be in that center.
I didn't want to be next to cancer patients
cause I felt horrible.
I felt guilty that I was taking time away from them.
So I just ran away from it completely.
The whole thing I was like, okay
I'm not getting surveillance, I hate my breasts
and they're really affecting my body and
my self esteem and I'm pretty miserable
and at the time doctors were just suggesting
that women if they choose to have
a mastectomy preventatively, it's after
they're finished breast feeding,
once they're into menopause.
So I told my family and they were all really shocked
but as I explained it and explained
how I didn't feel authentic in my body,
I felt like I was hiding, I was not going to the doctor,
it made a lot more sense to everyone.
To have the surgery, basically what they do
is they remove all of the breast tissue
because all of those cells have a high risk
of becoming cancerous and for that they remove
all of the breast tissue but
they don't go into the chest wall.
Your pec muscle stays intact.
You can choose to rebuild or not to rebuild
and I did not know what to choose so for me
I wanted to go really gradually because
I could not choose, like I had no concept.
I know I wanted small breasts, smaller breasts
but like I was sick of looking like a Russian nesting doll.
I wanted to look like a Russian ballerina.
Like I just wanted to feel light and easy and
fun but I also had no idea what I was doing
and I actually had to convince a couple doctors
that this was the right decision for me,
that it was giving me a lot of anxiety with my now husband.
Doctors told me that I had a less than 1% chance
after I had my surgery and I think it can change
based on women keep their nipples or
not keep their nipples, but they told me
less than 1% which is great but I still
have a risk of ovarian cancer and
with this mutation I have an elevated risk
of pancreatic cancer and melanoma.
That was something that was a little difficult
to handle in the beginning because
when you think of having a preventative
double mastectomy you hear that and
it feels like it's a one time deal.
Just like you'd have knee surgery or
you'd have a replacement, the thing with
this type of surgery is because they are
removing body parts and adding new implants
and your body's changing, it takes
a lot longer than you'd realize.
So going through the second surgery was
really confusing to me in a way because
I had no idea what it would be like
but I still had this really recent memory
of how it felt right as soon as I woke up
from surgery or how it hurt to move my arm at first
and so my doctor said it was really common
that you would have these fears that were sort of
these fresh feeling fears but at the same time
you don't actually know how you'll feel.
So it's this like bizarre, premature nervousness
and so that surgery happened and it was
a lot easier than my first surgery because
in the mastectomy surgery, when they remove everything,
your full chest just feels like it's been
ripped apart but just like
it sounds disgusting, but you're fine.
It's bandaged, you're on meds, it's okay.
But your chest, your body really
feels like it was assaulted.
Like it really has to heal and in
the second surgery its a little less so.
You know, there's less movement of the muscles.
There's less things that have to rebuild,
also when you have surgery like this when
they remove the tissue they also severe
a bunch of nerves so you really don't
have any feeling in your breasts.
So that was kind of a crazy thing to no longer
have any feeling and doctors told me that like
I couldn't wear, put like a hot compress
for too long or they said you can't cook over
an open flame because you might not feel it.
Also you can't wear underwire bras because
the bra might poke you and you might not feel it.
Now years later I can feel pretty well
and my nerves have grown back but
in the beginning they were very, very cautious.
If a friend asks me, should I get tested?
Do I need to get tested?
I always say, you can talk to your doctor.
They'll advise you.
You know it's up to you to get tested,
but that's a lot of information and
even though you might not have cancer
that diagnosis feels, sometimes
you feel like you have cancer.
It's around the corner and its really hard to shake that
and so once you know, I think it's helpful to know
and you can empower yourself but also
it's good to know, like, is this information
going to just destroy me right now because it did for me.
It was just too much and it's such a crazy feeling
to have the second surgery and now to
love my body more which sounds insane,
like it sounds crazy and if somebody said that
to me I don't know if I'd believe them
and I don't know if they were just on some pink cloud
and just decided they were lying to themselves
but I really feel so much better in my body
and so much calmer and I never think of
breast cancer and I'm just really happy
that my kids aren't going to have to see
their mom go through breast cancer.
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We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.
Everything's so tiny.
(mysterious fast-paced music)
Today we're going to be taking
a surgeon try out test from Japan.
So I was actually was premed when I was in college.
I did not continue being premed
because I wanted to make art.
I was premed up until my junior year of college.
While I really enjoyed learning about biology and science,
and I still really love science.
It just ultimately didn't seem like the best choice for me.
(mysterious fast-paced music)
It's like a Jason Bourne movie.
Oh my gosh, that's a tiny ass bird.
This is stressful though, I'm getting like sweaty
just watching this.
I feel like it seems like defusing a bomb.
That is insane.
They're doing it with one grain of rice?
It's sushi for ants.
Wait this is insane.
I don't know if I want to do this.
I don't know if I can do this.
(dramatic music)
Okay, this won't be so bad.
Wait, no, everything is already going horribly wrong.
This is comical, I don't know why I'm doing this.
I will say though,
that if I get more than two of these done,
I expect to automatically be given a surgeon certification.
I just want to get my face really close to it
and I feel like it'll make it easier but it's not going to.
I'm so sorry in advance to my family,
my scholarship donors.
I failed you all.
Man, these creases are just so helpful.
You don't even realize why you're making them.
Beautiful. Okay, so it is more like a paper swan.
Look at this.
It's like the size,
what is this the size of?
It's like the size of my ear hole.
I'm reevaluating so many life choices.
I will not be making three of these
but I maybe I can make two.
Oh my god, I just realized that I need to fold this again.
Are you serious?
I'm not sure if this really helps
because what if you're a surgeon who just happens
to be really great at origami but you suck at surgery.
Just do it.
Just fold the way that I want you to fold.
Is that what being a parent feels like?
You're just whispering in your kid's ear like,
be a doctor.
I don't know if I buy this as a test.
Manual dexterity measure, sure.
Overall, surgery skill measure, mm.
Oh my gosh, let's go.
Wait no dang it, I'm missing a fold.
(dramatic music)
Look at those sitting next to each other.
I'm still okay with it
and I'm actually very happy with it.
I think I did great.
What do you think?
Am I getting that surgical residency or what?
(dramatic music)
I'm very confident in this.
I think what I'm going to do
is I'm going to make an assembly line.
I'm going for the easiest cut, if that makes sense.
Like I'm going for the section
where I can already see it shaped
or taking on the form of the larger model.
- [Sydnee] Would it be funny if I accidentally
severed my finger with this miniature knife?
So what's frustrating me a little bit
is that the texture of some of these pieces of flesh
is more difficult to work with than others
but again, much like the human body.
- [Syndee] I'm sure when they actually do it though
they probably have a specific way they have to cut the fish
instead of just slicing a sad piece.
Best believe I will be eating everything
on this cutting board by the time we are done here today.
- [Sydnee] Okay, we're going to cheat this a little bit
and make it look nice from the top.
(laughing)
Moment of truth, this will not be easy, my friends
but this is what I went to fake sushi surgery school for.
I got a little bit cocky, you guys.
I just decided that I was going to make it perfect.
(dramatic music)
Isn't a surgeon just making sure that your patient is alive?
It doesn't have to be pretty.
I just want to take it home
and feed them to tiny imaginary mouse friend.
I think I kinda crushed it.
I feel like I'm 2/3 of a surgeon now.
Definitely a lot better than screwing around with
Lewis structures and the Krebs cycle and stuff.
If I had to deal with the stress of I could kill someone
literally every time I step into work,
that just doesn't sound very fun to me.
It makes me feel like for sure
I could not be a surgeon though.
Thank you to all the surgeons and all the doctors
who go through an incredible amount of commitment
to their education just to help other people.
Thank you, that's awesome.
I think I won.
I'm proud of what I did here today.
This was so hard.
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North Korean Defector Escapes After Getting Shot 5 Times - Duration: 7:03.
>>NEW VIDEO SHOWS A NORTH KOREAN DEFECTOR WHO MANAGED TO ESCAPE,
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES IN THE PROCESS OF DOING
SO.
THIS WAS A 24-YEAR-OLD MEMBER OF THE NORTH KOREAN
MILITARY, AND HE DID DEFECT, HE DID MANAGE TO CROSS OVER TO
SOUTH KOREA, AND HE IS RECEIVING MEDICAL ATTENTION AT THE MOMENT.
HE IS EXPECTED TO SURVIVE.
BUT THE STORY IS INSANE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TAKE A
LOOK AT THE VIDEO, TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THAT.
>>YOU SEE THE NORTH KOREAN MILITARY JEEP SPEEDING PAST
CHECKPOINTS, HEADING TOWARDS THE BORDER WITH SOUTH KOREA.
INSIDE,
THE SOLDIER BENT ON DEFECTING.
AS HE GETS CLOSER TO THE
DEMILITARIZED ZONE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS REACTING FROM THERE
POST, SCRAMBLING TOWARDS THE VEHICLE.
ONCE THE JEEP CRASHES
INTO A DITCH NEAR THE LINE THAT DIVIDES THE TWO NATIONS, HE SETS
OUT ON FOOT, RUNNING, AS THE NORTH KOREAN GUARDS BEGIN
SHOOTING.
DOZENS OF ROUNDS FIRED AT THE DEFECTOR, EVEN AS HE
CROSSES THAT CRUCIAL LINE TO FREEDOM.
>>AT SOME POINT THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS SEE HIM AND SEE WHAT
HE'S DOING, THEY START FIRING AT HIM, MULTIPLE ROUNDS, AND
HITTING HIM, AND HE STILL SURVIVES ENOUGH TO CRAWL TO
SAFETY, TO GET BEHIND THE WALL.
>>CRITICALLY WOUNDED, SHOT FIVE OR SIX TIMES, HEAT SIGNATURE
FROM CAMERAS SHOW TWO SOUTH KOREAN SECURITY FORCES CRAWLING
TOWARDS THE DEFECTOR TO CARRY HIM OUT AND EVACUATE HIM TO
A NEARBY MEDICAL CENTER.
>>THAT IS GREAT FOOTAGE, AND A GREAT REPORT BY ABC, CHECK OUT
THE LINK DOWN BELOW FOR THE WHOLE REPORT.
LOOK, THAT IS THE
FIGHT FOR FREEDOM.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
HE TOOK FIVE BULLETS
FOR FREEDOM.
A DAY LATER THEY FLEW HIM TO A HOSPITAL DOWN PAST
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA AND REMOVED FIVE BULLETS FROM HIS BODY.
>>THEY DID, AND TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HOW MANY
TIMES THEY SHOT AT HIM, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THE
SOLDIERS FIRED AT HIM ABOUT 40 TIMES, HITTING HIM WITH BULLETS
FROM BOTH PISTOLS AND AN AK-47.
ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE WAS
THE DEMILITARIZED SONG THAT HE CROSSED INTO, AND AT THAT POINT,
THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS BASED ON A CEASE-FIRE AGREEMENT ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE SHOOTING AT HIM, BUT THEY DID SO ANYWAY.
NOW
THERE IS AN ARGUMENT THAT THEY VIOLATED THE ARMISTICE AGREEMENT
BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES, I DON'T THINK NORTH KOREA CARES AT
ALL.
>>IF YOU START FIRING INTO THAT ZONE YOU ARE REALLY RISKING
WAR, AND THEY DID FIRE INTO THAT ZONE, WHICH THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED
TO DO, AND THEY PHYSICALLY CROSSED OVER AS WELL.
NORTH
KOREA HAS A LOT OF BLUSTER AND THEY DO A LOT OF MISSILE TESTS,
BUT GENERALLY THEY DON'T CROSS THAT ZONE.
IF THEY DO THEN
OBVIOUSLY SOUTH KOREA WILL CROSS IT BACK AND WE ARE BACK IN THE
MIDDLE OF A WAR.
IT WAS A DANGEROUS MOMENT THERE, BUT I
THINK THAT WHAT THEY FOUND IN THE SOLDIER OTHER THAN THE
BULLETS IS, IN SOME WAYS, MORE AMAZING.
>>IT IS INSANE.
>>IT GIVES YOU A SENSE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
INSIDE NORTH KOREA --
>>AND THE PHOTO I'M ABOUT TO
SHOW YOU IS OF THE PARASITIC
WORMS SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT I WANT
TO GIVE THAT WARNING, BUT WITH THAT SAID, HERE IS A PHOTO OF
WHAT THE DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF HIS INTESTINES.
THEY ALSO FOUND
OUT THAT HE IS SUFFERING FROM HEPATITIS, IT'S A FORM OF
HEPATITIS THAT USUALLY SPREADS FROM UNSANITARY HOSPITALS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
>>WHEN THEY WE USE SYRINGES THEY SHOULDN'T USE, NEEDLES,
ETC.
IT TURNS OUT THAT A SHOCKING PERCENTAGE OF NORTH
KOREAN DEFECTORS HAVE PARASITIC WORMS IN THEIR BODY.
PART OF THE
REASON IS THEY USE HUMAN MANURE FOR FARMING, WHICH YOU AREN'T
SUPPOSED TO DO. AND THERE IS EASY THINGS YOU CAN DO TO AVOID
THESE WORMS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, THEY HAVE NOTHING.
IN
ONE CASE THEY DID A STUDY OF NORTH KOREAN DEFECTORS, AND OF
THE WOMEN THEY STUDIED, I THINK IT WAS ALL WOMEN, SEVEN OUT OF
THE 17 HAD WORMS IN THEIR BODIES, AND ABOUT 10% OF THE
DEFECTORS SO FAR HAVE HEPATITIS B. IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE
NORMAL PRECAUTIONS THAT ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD
TAKE, BECAUSE NORTH KOREA IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT
CONCENTRATION.
THERE'S 25 MILLION PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN
NORTH KOREA, THEY ARE HOSTAGES TO KIM JONG-UN AND THE RULING
CLASS IN NORTH KOREA.
PEOPLE LIKE THIS -- HIS LAST NAME IS
OH, WE DON'T KNOW HIS FIRST NAME, WE KNOW IT ISN'T STEVE --
PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE WILLING TO WHISK THEIR LIVES TO GET OUT OF
THIS HELLHOLE.
NORTH KOREA IS ONE OF THE MOST INTRACTABLE
PROBLEMS ON THE PLANET, YOU ARE DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU
DON'T. IF YOU START HOSTILITIES WITH THEM THEY CAN LAUNCH OTHER
MISSILES AND KILL MILLIONS AT A BARE MINIMUM IN SOUTH KOREA, LET
ALONE THE 25 MILLION WHO WILL GET HURT WHEN SOUTH KOREA,
JAPAN, THE UNITED STATES COUNTERSTRIKE.
AND KILLING NORTH
KOREANS -- LINDSAY GRAHAM RECENTLY FLIPPANTLY TALKED ABOUT
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
NO, YOU ARE KILLING PEOPLE IN A
CONCENTRATION CAMP.
BOMBING THE NORTH KOREANS IS TERRIBLE.
ON
THE OTHER HAND, THEY HAVE ENSLAVED THESE PEOPLE FOR
DECADES.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING UNDER UNIMAGINABLE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
I LOVE TO DO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUES, NOT JUST
BLINDLY SAY THAT PERSON IS BAD OR THAT SITUATION IS TERRIBLE,
AND NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER -- BUT NORTH KOREA IS A VERY
DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH NOT A LOT OF GREAT ANSWERS.
I KNOW
THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER, I THINK THE ANSWER IS TO APPLY
EVERY KIND OF DIPLOMACY WE CAN TO CHINA, WHICH IS THE ONLY
COUNTRY BASICALLY PROPPING UP THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME.
AND BY
HOOK OR BY CROOK WE NEED TO GET CHINA TO AGREE WITH US TO
SOMEHOW, WITHOUT HAVING THE NORTH KOREANS LAUNCH, TAKE OUT
THE LEADERSHIP AND FREE THOSE PEOPLE.
BUT IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT PROBLEM.
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Kids Describe What Santa Does - Duration: 4:04.
- [Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?
- No, he's married to his job.
(festive music)
- Who's Santa?
- He's the person who gives us all the gifts.
- But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.
- He's an old man, about 42,000 I'm guessing.
- Probably over a hundred years old,
and I don't believe that.
I'm just predicting that it's not real.
There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.
- He has a flying sled.
- He has flying reindeers now.
- [Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.
- I have no clue.
- Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.
- There's no way that flying reindeers is true.
Parents make it up so they can think it's real.
Then when you really grow up, your mom's just
gonna tell you Santa's not real
and you're just gonna remember that til you have kids.
- He knows everything, he does not have cameras,
he is magic.
- He got some assistance, and those are the elves.
- They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.
- Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.
If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?
- He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree
and that's it!
- [Interviewer] Then he leaves?
- He goes to different houses, silly.
- [Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?
- North Pole.
- Well he has a gingerbread house.
- I guess he have a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.
- That's a real place, they made you believe,
so far away, you're never gonna go there.
When I'm a teenager, I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna look throughout every place,
and mom you're comin' with me,
and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.
- He's going on vacation, to get relaxed
so he'll be ready in time for next year.
- The beach, I guess the north beach.
- He goes to Hawaii, California,
places that you could just be all relaxed.
- Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.
But I think he can go to the winter wow
Santa amusement park.
Santa whaling roller coaster.
The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!
(excited yelling)
- I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so you know.
- Santa takes time!
- He in his going out outfit, you know.
- Santa does have a wife, actually,
her name is Bertha.
Actually, Bertha was the one that is
usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.
- [Interviewer] Oh
- She's in charge of Easter.
- These?
- [Interviewer] Are those like, sticks?
- [Blake] Feet.
Oh, he doesn't wear shoes?
- No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it all the kids.
- How does he get down the "jimney?"
- Break in your door, bust the alarm.
- He'll go down your chimney.
- Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.
- Cause he's magical!
- [Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like,
going to different malls and stuff,
and finding out what kids want?
- No, those are called the fake Santas.
- [Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?
- They just dress up so they could get money.
- Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands,
I'm getting to it!
- I said Santa was a cow.
- You said Santa was a cow?
- Yes, cause he is magical.
- What else can Santa turn into?
- A sheep.
- I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.
Fat guy is very fat, I'm very fat.
- Santa eats everything that is edible,
and I'm done.
- [Carmel] Finished.
I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.
- [Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling
your mom that you don't buy her story?
- Yes, this is.
- [Mariama] They just dress up so they could get money.
- [Interviewer] Oh my gosh.
- [Mariama] I know, they're rude.
- [Interviewer] That's so bad.
(festive music)
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A Comedian Made Fun Of Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.
How long have you been in a cult?
What's it like to be a Chia human?
You look like you could stick your finger in a socket
without having stuck your finger in a socket.
(upbeat music)
I volunteered to let a comedian heckle me
all day tomorrow.
He's gonna come to my house.
He's gonna wake me up.
He's gonna spend all day with me.
I'm kinda looking forward to it 'cause I like company,
but I also feel like it might get really annoying,
especially if his jokes are bad.
My name is J. Chris Newberg and I've been a comedian
for 18 years.
Throughout my career, I've been heckled from time to time,
but I've never had the joy and pleasure
of heckling someone back.
I volunteered to do this because I think I have really
thick skin and I like good comedy.
I imagine he'll just be like, observing what I do
and making fun of it.
I can't imagine it could get that personal because
how would he know anything about me?
I've never met this guy.
I've done some extensive research on Jordan.
I've looked online at his Facebook and Instagram
and Twitter profiles.
I've talked to his friends.
I've talked to his coworkers.
I've talked to his ex-girlfriend.
I'm comin' at him.
I'm not really sure how I'm going to feel,
'cause I hate everything hecklers represent.
I'm gonna try to be mean,
but I'm not a mean person.
But, fuck him.
It's 7:53 in the morning.
I found Jordan's place.
I'm with Kelly.
She's a producer at Buzzfeed.
She's gonna be followin' me.
We're outside
his apartment.
It's pretty good so far.
It's uh, pretty dirty.
I don't understand the science of this decor.
Like, what girl doesn't come in here,
see this,
and then just leap right off the balcony?
Here's Jordan killing it,
from when he played a young Carrot Top.
I wonder which one of those socks are his girlfriend.
- [Jordan] Hello.
Hey buddy.
(laughs) Super excited to be here
with the third baseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Dude, I don't even know who the third baseman is
of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Look in the mirror, buddy.
So, what's it like to be the body double for sadness?
People do say I have resting sad face.
So, I heard you and your girlfriend just broke up.
True. Good for her.
Damn, getting some--
Gettin' deep. Yeah, and you're
putting on your girlfriends. What?
You'll understand later.
How long have you played bass for Mumford and Sons?
You're flossing on the day that you're going to the dentist.
Isn't that like cleaning your house before you have
a cleaning lady come over?
Which, obviously, has never happened.
So, you're putting product in right now?
Mmhmm. That's cool.
How long have you been a before model?
You're like the most handsome of all the Keebler elves.
We're going to the dentist.
You're gonna let him drill ya?
Well, hopefully not. (playful music)
Hopefully, I won't need any drillings.
Maybe just some poking.
Minimal poking, hopefully.
That's cool.
That was my nickname in high school.
Do you find that you're on Tinder most of the time
during sex?
What are your favorite dating apps?
Tinder is the tried and true.
What's your opening line usually, on Tinder?
I don't use repeat opening lines
'cause I think that's insincere.
I use their profiles to come up with opening lines.
What was your favorite that you've ever used?
Oh man, I had a really good one recently.
It didn't get a response and I was bummed about it.
Her profile just said I like people, places, and things.
And, I said, what you got against adjectives?
They probably have very nice things to say about you.
I thought that was pretty good.
It's weird that that didn't get a response.
So, do you still talk to Harry Potter?
Do you get sad when some of your personalities
won't talk to you?
Would you fuck yourself for money?
A-ha-ha-ha-ha, you suck at parking.
So, I've got my first break from getting heckled,
and so far he hasn't gotten under my skin.
Nice guy, I like him.
- [J. Chris] Any final words before they tell you
that you have nine cavities?
I'm really hopin' they don't tell me that.
You're doing so good, Jordan.
(instrument motor running) Hopefully, they'll give you
a little plaque.
What'd you have for lunch?
I had like a chicken pita thing.
It's so hard to be mean to you.
It's just so hard, because everything
that you do is just nice.
Like, there's nothing weird about
having a chicken pita for lunch.
I'm at Jordan's desk now at Buzzfeed.
So, seriously, what happens in the finale
of Game of Thrones?
Dude, you know we're not allowed to talk about that.
I'm here also with Destiny,
his desk neighbor.
What's it like bein' around Jordan all day?
He's a great guy.
Really nice, really quiet.
Kinda sits to himself. No, I said Jordan.
Gettin' ready to go down to the Laugh Factory from The Den.
Gonna get on stage and do some jokes,
and Jordan is gonna heckle me like I've heckled him all day.
Hey, what's up.
How's is goin'?
I'm in pretty good shape.
I'm in really good spirits.
I've lost a lot of weight, ever since I quit--
Is that the shirt you picked?
(playful music)
Did you just pick up the first t-shirt off the floor
that you'd already worn like three times,
and decide, that's the shirt for my set?
(playful music) Uh, yes, actually.
That's what I did.
I decided that.
I asked this girl out once,
and she was like, all right, cool.
But, I want you to know one thing: I'm in AA.
I was like, all right, that's cool,
then you can drive,
'cause I'm gonna get hammered.
I bet she still didn't text you back.
Do you ever notice that sitting down and standing up
sounds a lot like sex?
'Cause you're always like,
oh my god!
It makes sense that you have no idea what sex sounds like.
Aren't you sitting in a booth alone?
Yeah.
I just childproofed my house,
and by that I mean I purchased condoms.
Tell a funny joke. (playful music)
You're all about not laughing at your shit joke?
(laughing)
- [Kelly] So, do you guys feel closer now?
I definitely think that he should answer that first.
Because he knew all these things about me,
and was sort of like digging at them,
I felt like a certain closeness.
Like, oh this person knows me,
and then, throughout the day spending the day together,
I felt like we sort of had a mutual understanding
that we're both going through this experience together.
I think the most frustrating thing
about heckling a nice guy is,
you kinda feel like an a-hole,
because you don't really mean it.
It's like, here's this nice person,
who's just going about their day,
and they're at the dentist and I'm like a-ha, you suck!
I would definitely hang out with you
in real life. Yeah.
I think that'd be fun.
I would do it as long as I didn't have to
come to your apartment.
(rock music)
(whipping and creaking)
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Regular People Vs. Competitive Eater: Thanksgiving Dinner - Duration: 4:33.
- I feel like Man Versus Food right now,
this is the point where like, it hits you.
And you feel like you're gonna die.
- Eat, eat, eat!
(laughing)
(squeaking of dry erase marker)
(turkey gobbling)
- I have never been in a food competition before.
- I have never participated in any food eating
competition before.
- In fifth grade I was third in a Twinkie eating
contest at my elementary school.
I've done the Buffalo Wild Wings hot wing challenge,
I've eaten the monster burrito at Freebird's.
That's technically a competition.
Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out.
Either way, it's not gonna end well for me.
- There are three of us.
- Three versus one, like there has to be some sort
of odds in our favor.
- Hi, I'm Yasir Salem.
I'm a competitive eater, a marathon eater,
and a triathelete.
I took the world record in corn on the cob in 2016
with 47 corn on the cob in 12 minutes.
I've also set the record for cannoli,
I believe it was 30 somewhat in six minutes.
And I also hold multiple records in the Tour du Donut
bicycle races, and my record there is 61 donuts
over a 29 mile race.
The challenge here for the other team is,
they're gonna have to move pretty quickly through
the food.
It might not be a ton of food for each person,
but I can take down that amount of food much quicker
than they can.
(driving rock music)
- Yes! - Yeah!
- This is so much food!
(cheering)
- [Referee] Three, two, one, thanksgiving!
(silly music)
- Can't breathe!
- [Kayla] Need bigger bites!
- This is good!
- Oh my god, you guys.
This is so hard!
- This is gonna ruin Thanksgiving for me.
- Everytime I swallow I think I'm gonna die.
(groaning)
- [Kayla] He finished that whole things.
(mumbling)
(belching)
(crowd groaning)
- He's pushing into a ball!
- My jaw!
How is he doing this?
- Yo, we can beat him!
We can actually beat him!
Come on!
- I like already feel nauseous.
(mumbling)
Eric, flash him!
- Look at my boobs!
- Focus, dammit!
- Why is there more food, it feels like it keeps
appearing!
- I could possibly throw up.
I'm not going to, but in the future may throw up.
(triumphant music)
- He's laughing, he's making him laugh!
- I guess I'll wash it down with gravy.
(groaning)
Whoa, we're almost done!
Medically I feel like I should not eat anymore food.
I don't need to.
I've eaten turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes,
corn, stuffing, pie, in like three minutes.
I don't wanna!
- You can do it!
- I know!
- Are you tapping out?
- We're not tapping out.
- Okay.
- We're discussing, but we haven't tapped out yet.
There's not much more room here.
The medical professional, should I stop?
- Feel like passing out?
- I feel like I'm either gonna shit my pants
or I'm gonna throw up.
I've proven enough to myself.
I'm tapping out.
- Good job, team!
- I don't know what we proved or what we did,
but we got (mumbling)!
To do things, with our mouths.
(laughing)
Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out,
either way it's not gonna end well for me.
(gagging)
(chiming)
- The other team did a lot better than I thought,
but they tapped out and I encourage them next time,
let's do this again.
- I honestly wasn't very confident going in,
and as soon as I put that turkey in my mouth,
that first bite, I knew was not gonna go well.
- Food for five people, three people, it's like,
surely we can do that.
And then I saw the food, and I was like, nope.
- All things aside, it's always cool to see how
far the human body can go.
I feel like we tested our limits today.
- Yeah.
- We didn't hold back.
We bonded.
- Good team bonding.
- Now it'll just make me appreciate Thanksgiving
that much more knowing I don't have to eat it
in three minutes with three pounds of food and gravy.
(upbeat electronic music)
(squeaking of dry erase markers)
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We Tried Astronaut Ice Cream At NASA - Duration: 2:40.
- One of these I do not like. I don't know which one it is.
It really doesn't help that we ate'em all at the same time.
(dramatic music)
- So we're at Rocket Park in Houston, Texas.
And we're in space suits, so I thought it would be cool
if we tried Astronaut Ice Cream.
- All right. Yeah.
- Let's do this.
(explosion)
- So the first one we're trying is
Chocolate Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips.
The presentation is not the best on the inside.
They were kind of just like, "Here it is."
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Oh wow. - Mmm.
- You know the texture is exactly
like Lucky Charms marshmallows.
- Mmm.
- You want one more?
- Mmm. On a scale of one rocket to 10 rocket,
how good was this one?
- I'd say at least seven.
- I'm a chocolate lover. I'ma give this an eight.
I'ma take another bite.
The next one we're trying is Ice Cream Sandwich.
Oh, it's cute.
- Oh yeah. They really got the look of the
Ice Cream Sandwich down.
Kind of has more of a toast texture.
- I think I like how cool and refreshing ice cream is,
so it's just really weird.
- I'm gonna put that one at six rockets.
- I'ma give that one a five. Five rockets.
We got some freeze-dried Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
Ooo la la.
(fantasy music)
(laughter)
- It's like taking a bite of air.
- Mint is supposed to hit you in like a cool, old way.
It tastes like mint gum was hanging
in my mouth in my mouth for way too long.
I give this a two.
- I was gonna say one, but I am still eating it,
so I'm gonna go with two.
- Kind of a Neapolitan-style ice cream.
- Neapolitan. All right. Pretty excited about this one.
- I used to only eat the chocolate part,
'cause I didn't like anything else.
- Oh. How did everyone else in the family feel about that?
- I was the unloved child.
- Oh.
- Strawberry first.
- All right.
- [Man] Hey, you should really put one of each
in your mouth at the same time.
That's how people eat Neapolitan ice cream.
- Thanks, random stranger.
- Sure.
- I like it.
- Do you?
- This is like that nice kind of flavor of all
the ice creams just kind of working as one,
in perfect harmony.
- I think the strawberry is the one I don't like.
There's just like not enough strawberry flavor,
and it's more just like hard marshmallow flavor.
- I'ma give this a seven.
- Like combined, or one?
For the strawberry, negative eight, to bring it
down to one out of 10.
- What does that equal?
- One.
- Okay.
- I'd eat this any time. Yeah.
We don't even have to be in space.
You can enjoy this anywhere.
- You know what, if we were in space,
we wouldn't have options.
We've learned something today.
Being an astronaut is very hard.
- Yeah.
- But ice cream can make it better.
- Unless it's mint.
- Unless it's mint.
- Or strawberry.
(dramatic music)
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