As I take a sip of this vodka I feel I'm the king
If you hate me that's your problem I don't
Give a damn When I grab the mic and step on stage about
to do my thing Only thing that's on my mind
Only thing that's on my mind I rock that blue jeans that snapback my leather
boots and my white T's
Live fast die young on the race track like I'm James Dean
And I put it on for my hood L.A bone like I'm Jeezy
Red cups with that lean in it I'm toasting cus my team
Winning I done work my ass off for this never had
it eazy I done rolled in the dirt underground now
it's my season I done drowned in that
Look at me I'm still breathing From zero to hero to villain now it's my turn
to do the killing Play this jam at the throne set this crowd
on fire to the ceiling Ice on my wrist watch and my gold fangs indicates
that we just chilling Thought we was dead till we came back from
the dead like John Snow Now I go hard on the beat this shit up I'm
a big black Eh eh
I'll assassinate the king take the crown from him piss on his grave look
Up to the sky with a big bad grin In this concrete jungle there is no God there
is no sin Money is blood sika y3 moja
Money is power Money is power
As I take a sip of this vodka I feel I'm the king
If you hate me that's your problem I don't give a damn
When I grab the mic and step on stage about to do my thing
Only thing that's on my mind
Only thing that's on my mind
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all Kill Kill Kill
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all
Kill Kill Kill oh lord
oh lord oh lord
oh lord oh lord
I'm back in the middle like a g-string
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill 'em all
Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill
oh lord oh lord
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LIPONOW COMPRE AGORA NO LINK DA DESCRIÇÃO DO VIDEO - Duration: 2:26.
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Clinton's Accusers Stormed Al Franken's Office To Call For His Resignation(VIDEO)!!! - Duration: 8:07.
Clinton's Accusers Stormed Al Franken's Office To Call For His Resignation
sexual harassment allegations continue to plague senator Al Franken today
Melanie Morgan decided to confront senator grope himself who she accused of
harassing her 17 years ago Morgan went to frankenz Capitol Hill office she
brought with her two women accused Bill Clinton of sexual misconduct groping
grabbing it in one case rape Kathleen Willey Juanita Broderick not
surprisingly senator Franken would not see them take a look well you can tell
Al Franken hello from Melanie Morgan he might not remember me but I sure
remember him now very clearly 17 years later we did reach out to Frank ins
office for a statement about what happened today we haven't heard back
joining us now from the media equalizer Melanie Morgan and two women who have
accused President Clinton of sexual misconduct Juanita broader a kathleen
willey well let me start with you I remember when I interviewed you remember
first Lisa Myers interviewed you first I interviewed you second and I took the
time to interview all those women at the time Gennifer Flowers has been
vindicated now we saw his contact with Monica Lewinsky so a lot of lying went
on and I remember Lisa Myers said something she called you and said the
problem is you are too credible I want you to explain the story and what the
Clinton machine did to you you know Sean that was probably one of the hardest
times of my life I had absolutely spilled out my heart and soul in that
interview I had finally decided to do it with Lisa Myers and NBC and it was
supposed to have been broadcast two weeks after they filmed it and it was
about two weeks later and Lisa calls and she says well they're still doing more
investigating mr. lac wants to have more investigating done and it was
disappointing to me because I had just been gone through the wringer okay so
she said well there's a problem there's good news and there's bad news
and I said yes and she said the good news is you're credible and I said
what's the bad news and she said you're very credible how can how do you take
something like that and then of course it went on for another five weeks before
they showed it and showed it opposite the Grammys on a Friday night I believe
let me let's talk about the things that were said the attacks that were made
against you by supporters and and oh yeah that I was lying that I had lied in
my affidavit that I was having an affair with another man which was true but my
first marriage was over they just hunted for anything that they
could to try to bring me down of course I lied in my affidavit I was scared to
death of the Clinton machine there you've had 30 years though of so many
women that have gone through this Kathleen you're one of them you went to
the White House you had known Clinton you were volunteer you and your story is
he groped grabbed fondled touched and kissed you against your will yes and
what happened to you what did people what are the Clinton machine do to you
they put me through two years of holy terror they they follow me they
terrorized me there were people sneaking around my house at 3 o'clock in the
morning they killed two of my pets they threatened my children two days before
my deposition in the Paula Jones case they told me I wasn't getting the
message they knew where my children lived and that everybody bet it better
be careful I lived in fear and terror for two years let me know I still look
over my shoulder Melanie I want to ask you because we saw the picture of
Franken and Lee aunt Whedon asleep I had an experience where Franken is nuts
right here at the Fox Studios it's a different not in the same way not in the
same vein nothing but unhinged is the only way I can describe him you had that
experience you confronted him I want you to address the 30 year what happened
today in the 30 years of Clinton and their defenders and
Democrats threading every needle up until an including last year's election
and now the position they're taking first of all I wanted to say that I've
had the opportunity to spend the last 24 hours with three of the bravest women I
have ever met in my entire life Kathleen Willey Juanita Broderick and Leslie Mill
we and I consider it an honor to be able to invite them here to Washington and
they joined me on Capitol Hill where we confronted at least the staffers of
senator Al Franken who was cowering behind the door of his office because he
refused to meet us all these years later it is so important 30 years later it is
so important to revisit history if we're going to learn for our future
generations of our daughters and our sons of our grandchildren if we don't
learn from Bill Clinton and what he did to these poor women and the exercise of
power and abuse of these women how are we going to teach our sons how to behave
appropriately you know we keep hearing from Democrats all of a sudden Democrats
after the election from last year with the day of reckoning for the Clintons is
coming a little late and it seems a little politically expedient cuz she's
not running no and you know what I just want to say that congressman Conyers
Captain Underpants as I refer to him and an Al Franken groper they need to go and
that's what we have to say to all of America and I would like to ask all of
your listeners if I could Shawn to put some pressure on the majority and
minority leaders in both houses of Congress to ask these two men to resign
they're clinging to power I understand that Conyers has left the District of
Columbia he's flown back on coach by the way to the to Michigan to his home state
but Al Franken seems to think that if he just waits the storm out that it'll all
pass but we haven't forgotten I will not forget Kathleen won't forget all of
these women we have to stop sexual harassment now we have to hold all
people in Congress accountable using our money to pay off their their their what
they're sleeping alright last question Juanita and Kathleen it's 30 years of
you basically have been abused and not now liberals have changed their tune
what message you up to them Juanita and then Kathleen you know the message that
I have is it's a little late you know I would like to have had that belief many
years ago and I don't believe we would be getting it now we're the Clintons not
on their way down it's it's hard to believe that they truly mean what
they're saying well said Kathleen I believe it's the same thing that money
too does a little too late and I think their apologies that we've heard so far
or empty apologies the only reason is that they made them is because they will
call it and like no one who said I hope that everyone in this country will call
their congressmen and their sentencers and demand to know the names of the
people on the list that are seventeen million dollars paid for their sexual
harassment cases and reminding you let it come out of their pocket we wait we
pay them we pay them and they owe us answers absolutely all right I know it's
hard for two for you guys to go back to this we really appreciate you being with
us thank you all thanks charlie
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Strangers Try Building A Lego Set While Speaking Different Languages - Duration: 5:33.
- (speaking foreign language) Ding, ding.
Ding, ding.
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
(squeaking sign swinging)
(upbeat music)
- Today we're here to build Legos,
without speaking the same language.
- How that's gonna work, I have no idea.
- (speaking foreign language)
I live in California and I think it's a sin
that I don't know how to speak Spanish yet.
- My parents are Dominican.
I had a time-period in my life where I didn't wanna
speak Spanish so I lost a lot of it.
Once I got older I was like no, I need this.
This is my origins, this is my roots.
So I practiced it over and over again and
(speaking foreign language)
- I'm from Manilla, which is in the Philippines
and out of the thousand dialects I speak Tagalog.
- Tagalu?
Let me make sure I say it right,
I'm trying to be respectful.
Say it again.
- [Male] Tagalog.
- One more time.
- Oh, it's heavy
- This is what were building?
(thump)
- Ahh.
- Who has time for this? (laughing)
This is not real.
(beep)
(beep)
(beep)
(bell rings)
(pop)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh no!
(buzzer)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh, okay. (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- [Together] Okay.
- Okay.
- [Male] Then after a while I was more interested in
the language than the Lego.
- [Female] Yeah, for sure because
I was just like, let's count.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Oh shit!
(buzzer)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- [Female] I didn't understand, nothing you said.
Except for when like, you'd be like.
- (speaking foreign language)
[Together] - (speaking foreign languages)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(upbeat music)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- [Male] I feel like we got something done.
- [Female] And there was a lot of high fives.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(record scratching)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- [Female] I feel at times I definitely grew impatient.
(speaking foreign language)
(buzzer)
(beep)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- [Male] I wanted to flip through the pages
and tell you you do this.
- [Female] No way because of the language barrier.
- (speaking foreign language)
(laughing)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Okay.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- I was definitely listening even though
I didn't understand.
So I guess I just learned to like really
pay attention to someone.
- (speaking foreign language)
- No uh.
I knew she was speaking fast, but I was just like
I understand her.
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- (speaking foreign language)
- Even though those sounds, it was the first time
I was hearing those sounds, if I just focused on her
and stopped worrying about what I want to say then
I'll pick up anything she says.
- I know that I am one blessed and two I'm so privileged
to be able to speak two languages.
I appreciate that and I will continue to move forward
making sure that my children understand it and
can speak it.
(laughing)
We built this one without--
- Yep.
- Without speaking the same language.
- Without the same language.
- (speaking foreign language)
- What?
(laughing)
(upbeat music)
(squeaking sign swinging)
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Zedd, Alessia Cara - Stay (Live On The American Music Awards - 2017) - Duration: 3:22.
For more infomation >> Zedd, Alessia Cara - Stay (Live On The American Music Awards - 2017) - Duration: 3:22. -------------------------------------------
DONALD TRUMP SECRET VIDEO - Duration: 10:04.
You laugh-
you lose!
The rules...
they're simple.
You laugh-
you lose
man
Do you understand?
You get it?
Good.
Then, let's go!!
You laugh....
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Was that a... dog?
And a fence?
Oh, he's trying to jump over it- I get it
heh heh
I was like, 'what is happening'
Aww, poor dog
Just wanted to jump the fence. You almost had it buddy, you almost-
Okay, moving- moving on. I did not laugh, so far have not laughed...
batgirl...
What do you like about Batgirl?
I'm actually really enjoying this Black Canary storyline.
I LOVED Black Canary.
Hey there! What's in the bag?
huh? *wtf*
I'm from geek TV and today, we're talking to local comic fans and finding out what they're purchasing. So what's in the bag?
(im fuked)
(oh shit oh shiiiiiii-)
uh *swallows*
It's called brother-sister
That's awesome! And what is that about- like a brother-sister crime-fighting duo?
(uhhh...)
It's about a brother and a sister... that-
Fu- CHRISTIAN CHANNEL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
*snickers*
Brother sister, it's a nice little crime-fighting drama-... this guy's a
-legendary troll. "As a small group of protesters prayed, hundreds waited for tickets to the unveiling of-
"- an 8-foot tall bronze statue."
This is so fucking good. "I'm just excited to see my Lord and Savior Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone-"
"-I'll do hope his eyes gaze upon me and that my allegiance is recognized. I don't know- notice me senpai, notice me."
In this glorious in tallien stone represented in such glorious italian stone
No
Satan's pretty cool. No. There's no way this is real. Are you kidding me?
How did this make it- how did this make it through to news
I don't know, satan's pretty cool, I guess
Christian Channel, I do not I do not support this message by any means okay?
It's like you can't have one without the other you know. Oh my god. There's more?
Cement and covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean
But how could that light possibly reach me with the thick clouds of indecency
That's surround my poor soul? so I carry my wrongdoings on my back like some kind of tormented hiker lost in the hills of
misfortune looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self-pleasuring but again
I find nothing except for sweaty devastated loneliness. He goes on for a full two minutes
To be fair she did get three strikes, let's count them okay?
You get one two three, and you're out. Okay? Thank you. All right this next one's an actual outtake
I remember this Donald Trump was here taping something called Donald Trump secrets for us
And we asked him to start the bit by just pouring himself a glass of water
That's all we asked him to do and here's what he did
You didn't think of that did you?
Alright? Is that okay with you?
You like it or not, but true that is an option
You didn't think I was gonna do that did ya?
He's so proud of it, too
I've seen this one holy shit. That's fucking wicked
Come on it doesn't even have the tags on it
What are you screaming like a little child for okay? I would never scream like a little child. This is not a funny meme
So dumb no way I'm laughing at this
Shut the fuck up goddamn it. "I don't like him putting chemicals in the water
that turn the fricking frogs gay"
Oh, hell yeah
"fight for your life"
Let's get slippy in here. Hey slippy, what are you? What do you think of this?
What he is saying is true. A long time ago, my village was full of nothing but
heterosexual frogs and toads and
then
one day Hillary Clinton dumped toxic chemicals into our local water source and all of us
including me
slippy the Frog became gay. that's great
Did you just flip me off
Moving on.
oh, Russia
You know- you know someone who's asked him like "Hey, dude do something that looks important."
Is it the reebok or the nike?
You're looking a little rough around the edges
Some are just disappointing when you laugh at them.
My god finally one that made me laugh, okay
by that we're gonna end this episode of another episode of the first episode of
skrattar du förlorar du
Thank you guys for watching really appreciate all the likes
Can we hit a lot of likes on this one? Can we get it to trending?
That would be great
Because it'd be impossible
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
What has it all been for?
My army, my subscribers
My legacy Edgar: You've got it all, Felix
Fame! 50 million subcribers
The number one YouTube channel
and the best dog of all time Pewds: That's seriously questionable
(lol)
,and that's 57 million thank you very much
Edgar: You spend your days trying to design the perfect pair of headphones?
You are taking this too far
Pewds: Then you should just....
...leave
JUST GO!
I don't want you here
Edgar: oh
oh ok ;_;
Pewds: Why haven't you left then you son of bitch
*swedish thunder*
Edgar: Goodbye
(papa pewds crys in fake rain and swedish thunder)
(metal headbang)
Old pewds: How's it going everyone
Myy name is PewdiePie!
I don't know I can do pretty much anything, if you have a suggestion then leave it down below
But, have a good weekend, and I'll see you pretty soon
Ha-ha *doorbell rings*
Edgar: I'm back Felix. Felix: Edgar!
Edgar: Look a wow. Felix: What are these.
Felix: Oh My God!
Edgar: Look a' Wow!! Get your Razer Kraken Bro V2
Custom Made Pewdiepie, trademark headphones
Edgar: Just for you!
Felix: You work with Razor, to make these headphones?
Felix: Wow thank you Edgar!
Edgar:Horay
Felix: I love you Edgar 2x
Edgar: We are going to be super rich.
Felix: We are going to be rich Edgar 2x
These are going to sell, like crazy
Felix: Finally i can finally buy you food, Edgar
Edgar: Huzaah!
Felix: I'm so proud!
(Grunting)
Today's very special
7 years ago before I started making videos
I needed to get a microphone
so I spent some of my last money
went out and bought the Razer Carcharias
and I used to make a ton of my videos
you've seen it and now 7 years later
I have my very own
Razor headphones
Designed by me! :D
It feels unreal
I never thought something like this would happen
So frickin' cool
I love them
The design is amazing
I'm so proud of these
I'm so glad I can finally even wear them
Cause we had to keep it secret for a long time
Let's- oh that's awesome
Let's put them on x2
HELL YEAH!
That's dope
(laugh)
They really are something. They really stand out
I love their design
I'm so- I'm so proud of these
It's the new ones as well that doesn't cover your whole ear- they're more open
aw man they're so comfortable
Uh-
Thank you to everyone for supporting me throughout the years
I never thought something like this would happen obviously-
when I started making videos
just looking back this is so unreal
I've always been a huge fan of Razer and what they do and
their design and I'm glad to be part of that
and to make- design something myself as well
I got the Pewds on the side
got the brofist on the side
I love it
like easily my favorite headphones ever
so yeah if you wanna get these
check em' out in the description
I think that they're super cool so...
-AAAHH! Go buy em'!
I'm just glad I can finally wear them
Thank you guys. Squadfam out!
Sisterfister!
and Brofist.
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LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - YLYL #0011 - Duration: 10:15.
(Hello there :D)
Smile!
Sweet!!
Sister!
Sadistic!
Suprise
Service
You laugh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Beat drop music thing* My na-
*Boom*
The rule is simple
You laugh you lose
Lets begin the game
How could I ever aquire enough detail to make them think that it's reality?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um,
You had, your, you- you could
You'll do you- you wants you, you could do so
You-you'll do, you could- you wants
You want them to do you so much you could do anything?
*Snickers*
God dammit
I've seen this meme so many times
Just the smile in the end got me *laughs*
You want them to do you so much you could do *effects* anything?
OH!
HELL YEAH!
*Laughs
Fuck yeah
You know someone stole this
Oh it's Fox!
Oh okay, then we can steal it
Is that dark souls?
Why do people-
What mod is this?
*snickers*
I need that mod, please
Someone send it to me
Anime ones are usually good
What?
Oh!
Oh
Yeah?
Uh-huh
*nods*
Thats true, thats true!
*laughs*
Whenever someone asks you if your an ass or a boob man
Just show them that video
NHK world?
This is- this is BBC for Japan
Oh, she came to visit!
*reads subtitles*
Ohh!
Oh
*burps*
Oh?
Ohow wow
He's weely gudd (yes he is)
*giggles* Oh my
*cringing*
Ugh, I cant
Wanna be supportive and its sooo I can't
Wakuteka, Morning Musume
Morning Musume
Wakuteka, Take A Chance
*Introduces selves*
*pewds introduces self*
ESHHH
OH!
OOOHHH
(tHOsE sKillZ tHo)
*clap*
Sorry
*consipated mario noise*
Almost desiigner!
*cries/laughs/dies/beatboxes/parrot or monkey noises*
We the beauty (?) baby!
Uh-huh
Okay
Alright
Of course
Of course!
I see what is happening here!
(really cause I dont)
An evil, demonic spirit has taken control of Desiigner!
And it's trying to come out!
But it just cant seem to make it
*constipated mario noises again*
Almost-
*Mimicks constipated mario noise*
He's actually saying "Save me!"
"My soul is trapped!"
"Please, for the love of God," SUB FURANYLFENTANYL!!!!
"And anything holy" check in the discription and sub FURANYLFENTANYl
"Swistchen Channel Pewds, do something!"
*parrot noise*
*mimicks noise*
Takes a lot to be a rapper these days
More weeb shit?!
Seriously?!
Oh yeah, I played that game.
*Intense gaming*
Okay?
What is going to happen?
(Wait for it)
(Its coming)
(Anndd)
*Intense head banging and pewds giggling*
(Did you really think that was it?)
(Haha you got playyeed boyyy)
(Wait for it)
(It's coming)
(Brace yourself)
He's pretty good!
*Kicks chair and gets fully into it*
Oh!
*rando joins in*
(omg issa flash mob)
*Giggle*
*dies*
*Laughs*
Fine, you know what?
I lost, okay?
Fine, I dont care (sure)
Whatever
They visibly delight in one anothers company
(rip)
*screaming*
*continued screaming*
*Giggles*
Again, please.
*aandd once again*
Ahh man thats beautiful
Awh
Poor crocodile
They're mean, man!
(Im just gonna take this time to say)
(This is really his 6th time uploading this)
(And my 2nd time watching)
(And he had to cut this part out in the beginning)
(To get it to upload)
(called Look down Nathan)
(Watch at your own risk its ew)
Okeh
I think I get it
*Laughs*
So STUPID!
Oh wow! *laughs*
This is fucked up
Jesus Christ
*Laughing*
Oh my god!
Guy 1: What you doing, John?
Paint guy: Waddya fucking gaggin at, cunts?!
Paint guy: Fuck you x2
Jesus Christ, man, Jesus Christ
HE NEEDS SWISTCHEN
*Snickers*
YES
*laughs*
That was perfect!
Well done!
Now we need to watch the full anime
Come on, where is it?
Brother: You cheating on-
Little boy: IM NOT
Brother: -your Roblox girlfriend? And your girlfriend in real life?
Little boy: Im nooott
Brother: Yeah you are
Little boy: Noo im-
Brother: Well, the evidence is right here
Little boy: NOOO
Brother: See, OH LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
Who's this female?
This chick just came up to you
She got Roblox PUSSY my guy
You got so much
You talking to some other girl about-about SEXX
Wait no thats not the right one
Okay, hold on, I'll find it
Pewds: What an asshole brother
But also, God bless you
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAA
Okay that one was good
Okay *laughs*
*laughs* Oh my gawd
WELL it would seem I have lost on several occasions
But how about you?
Did you laugh? Or did you lose??
Leave a comment down in the description (what)
Leave a thumbs up
And subscribe
And as always remember
To smile
This has been your host
Squad fam out
Thank you :)
(Brofist/sisterfister)
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People Try Thanksgiving Meal Pringles - Duration: 3:32.
- Should I try to put these all in my mouth at once?
- Thanksgiving mega bite.
(crunching)
Is it everything?
- It's going to take a minute.
(upbeat music)
- So today we're trying Thanksgiving Pringles.
- I personally think Thanksgiving's
one of my least favorite holidays
and that's solely based on the food that's available.
- In my family, everyone dresses up like waist up
and wears sweatpants waist down at Thanksgiving.
- You can just eat all day long and pass out by like 5.
- Everybody's happy on Thanksgiving
as long as you're not cooking cause then it's stressful.
- I don't know anything about these mysterious new Pringles.
- I thought it was just one Thanksgiving chip.
Just like Thanksgiving flavor.
- Thanksgiving is great and I think the food is fantastic.
I am interested in ways to expedite the process
so today's gonna be a cool experiment.
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
- So excited.
- Flavoricious. - Yes.
- It looks like frozen dinners.
- No cooking required.
Come on now, we know.
- It's amazing that we live in a world where this exists.
All in one little box.
- The only thing I'm not sure of
is the green bean casserole.
- That sounds god awful.
- So we got turkey, mashed potato,
stuffing, mac and cheese, creamed corn.
- Cream. Ew.
- Dubious about that one.
Green bean casserole.
- Ew.
- Cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie.
- That might be better.
- I mean.
- Do you know his name?
- Mr. Pringle.
- No. It's Julius.
Pringle facts.
- It smells like after you've eaten Thanksgiving
and the turkey's like already been cut and served.
- Let's do the corn.
(crunching)
It's oddly really sweet.
- I can tell which one the cranberry
one is right now. - Yeah.
The cranberry is the most conspicuous.
- And another Pringle fact.
Pringle facts.
They only season one side so you're
supposed to eat them seasoning side down.
- You're supposed to eat Pringles like this?
- Yeah.
- Do you like own equity in Pringles?
- I gotta try creamed corn with mashed potatoes
cause that's just a classic combination.
- This is sorcery.
How is this working?
I feel like I'm at hometown buffet.
- It tastes just like the cooked turkey skin on the top.
- I wonder if they just like grind up
dried turkey skin and like sprinkle it on.
- I don't know.
- What will Julius think of next?
- From what I know about green bean casserole,
it's like barely a vegetable.
- Stuffing.
Whoa, it's very herby.
- Mm. I like this one a lot.
- Easily the best so far.
- Like where's the gravy?
- I'm tasting the gravy.
- Are you?
- I'm tasting the gravy, yeah.
- I wish there was more gravy.
If I had to choose between seeing my family
or getting pumpkin pie, I'll catch y'all next year
cause this pie is not going anywhere.
- Alright.
- This smells nice.
- It smells like.
- It smells like home.
- It does smell like Thanksgiving doesn't it?
- Mhm.
- It's very subtle.
It's like a wave of pumpkin but like very gentle.
- It's almost, it tasted a little candle-y.
Like an expensive candle, not a cheap candle.
Like a fancy candle that you like, you buy your aunt.
- Eating each of these just made
me want to have the actual food.
- Yeah. I'm so hungry now.
- Maybe if you're that lazy person that doesn't
want to contribute anything to Thanksgiving.
- You're not lazy, you're a dick.
- Who wouldn't buy this?
Like, fill the stores with these.
- You have fun with this with your friends later.
But make a real meal.
- Yeah.
- This isn't a substitute.
(yelling)
Now it's flavored like the floor.
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Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.
Typhoid, pretty sure that's when you get
like a knuckle in your knee.
(up-beat music)
(marker squeaks)
I have not taken the SAT before.
I took the ACT.
I've done prep for both the SAT and the ACT.
I have never taken the SAT, but in high school
my junior year I did take the ACT.
I took the SAT once, got a eleven hundred on it.
- [Interviewer] Do you know when the first SAT was given?
1945?
(buzz)
I don't know.
1812 (buzz)
1324 (buzz)
400 B.C. (buzz)
- [Interviewer] It was 1926.
There's going to be questions about like shoveling
and like raising cattle or something.
A dealer bought a lot of three horses
and some mules for $600, he sold the lot for 820.
If he gained $40 on each horse, and $50 for each mule,
how many mules were there?
I feel like this would be the type of question
that people would make fun of.
They'd just post memes about it.
I could maybe see this in a third grade math problem.
To be quite honest, I don't know like what a reasonable
price for three horses and some mules are.
Two mules is my final answer.
(bell dings)
Two of those were mules.
(bell dings)
I thought this was tricky.
Premise, there are 12 months in a year,
but Washington and Lincoln were born
in the same month, February.
Conclusion, the two greatest Americans of the next
200 years will be born in February.
Sure, Washington and Lincoln, you know people knew
their birthdays, but today,
I didn't even know they were born in February.
There's a lot of great people in history.
I know like Martin Luther King Junior, Obama,
Gandhi, oh but he's not American.
Probably false. (bell dings)
Probably false. (bell dings)
Cause when I think of February today,
I think of Martin Luther King.
The statement that the moon is made of green cheese is
absurd, misleading, improbable, unfair, or wicked.
Does green cheese even exist?
You can chose like blue cheese, that's a real cheese.
First of all, why would this be on the SAT?
What knowledge is this gonna, like, enhance.
Improbable. (bell dings)
It's a weird word choice,
maybe it was used a lot back in the day.
Like, oh Hans, that's a wicked cow you got on the field.
(buzz)
Improbable and absurd, I feel like they go hand in hand.
But because you're in high school,
I hope that you know the moon is not made of green cheese.
If a package containing 20 cigarettes costs 15 cents,
how many cigarettes can be bought for 90 cents?
This has to be back in 1920 something,
cause cigarettes are definitely costing way more 15 cents.
This question would definitely not make it
onto the real SATs.
So 120 cigarettes is my answer.
(bell dings)
You would have to buy four cigarettes
with 16 cigarettes left.
(buzz)
- [Interviewer] That is incorrect.
Really? Oh, okay.
If a man's salary is $20 a week and he spends $14 a week,
how long will it take him to save $300?
I mean I guess it depends how old he is.
Because if I was making $20,
no wait no, I don't want to be making $20 a week.
What can you buy for $6?
A pack of gum?
That's not even a man, it has to be a kid.
Probably doing chores.
My final answer is 42 weeks and a couple days.
(buzz)
Fifty weeks.
(bell dings)
Don't SAT questions have multiple choice anyway?
I would have got 50 right.
Two of the below four words are opposites
or nearly opposites, pick those two.
Opposites.
Ecc-less-ee-uh-tal
Intricate, obvious, and tepid.
Cool.
It's all about, you know, taking out the words
you don't know, that's what they wanted you to do.
Uh-clec-li-as-cal, I think that is a form of grain
they used to farm in the fields back in 1926.
(buzz)
Intricate and obvious.
(bell dings)
I'm gonna do ecclesiastical and obvious.
(buzz)
And no I didn't just get that answer cause I don't know
what ecclesiastical means or tepid means.
(up-beat music)
Yeah I wonder if they did have classes back in the day,
they're like okay, here's your next cigarette problem.
SAT and all of the people who come together
to make it, realize that time is changing really fast.
Honestly, thank goodness I did not have to take this test.
I promise I did better on the real test.
If they would have worded them differently,
I probably would have got the better answers.
What was my score equivalent to?
Like what college would I have gotten
into with that percentage?
(up-beat music)
(mechanical whooshes and creaks)
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I Didn't Believe It Could Happen To Me - Duration: 11:17.
- When I found my friend after it happened,
the only thing I could get out of my mouth
was I just had sex, but I said no.
- Before I learned to read, I was twice forced
to perform oral sex on my neighbor.
Once after I had told people about it.
- When I was about six or seven years old,
I was raped by a cousin.
- Seven years ago this February I was at a frat party
off campus at a different university, actually,
with my sorority sisters and I had been looking
at this guy throughout the night
and he came over and offered me a drink
and then he told me he really couldn't hear what I was
saying because the music was playing,
so he wanted to go upstairs and I got really foggy
and I couldn't remember what was happening next,
but the next thing I remember was being on a mattress.
- In elementary school, I moved to a new state
with my mother and in the house nextdoor to us
there was a family with an older teenage boy.
And one time, he and I were left alone together
and he had me perform oral sex on him, but I had no idea
what it was and what happened.
I just knew it was bad.
- I was about 14 or 15 years old at the time
and I was placed in a bed with him and several other
cousins sleeping around in the basement of my aunt's house.
My aunt climbs the stairs and shuts off the light
and closes the door to the basement and he grabs me.
And he grabs me so that I can't get away.
I'm pushing him off, trying to get him off
and from there, I blacked out.
- While I was on a mattress, I was aware that I got there,
but I don't know how I got there and I started
feeling this pain and when I realized what the pain was,
I started yelling at him, "Wait, are you having
"sex with me?
"No, get off!"
And he kept on responding how much I enjoyed it
and how much I liked it.
Finally, after physically trying and begging
for a few minutes, he got up and threw my pants at me
like I was nothing and I came to bear my surroundings
and I went to my phone and I saw my friends
were looking for me because I had been missing
for about 20 minutes.
When that hit me, I ran out of the house.
- I come to in the morning and I'm incredibly sore,
but I run for it.
I get out of his grasp.
My little brother and my other younger cousin
are playing tiny checkers and I'm sitting next to them
with soiled underwear,
sore, and deathly afraid.
- I run over to my friend and I said to her
I just had sex.
- And she got really excited because she knew I was a virgin
and the next thing I said was, "But I said no."
And she said, "Wait, were you raped?"
And at that point, it hit me.
Every Law and Order SUV episode I've ever seen in my life,
I couldn't believe that happened.
It couldn't have happened to me.
I'm not that type of person.
- A few days later, I was in the kitchen of his house
and not knowing exactly what had happened, I described
what happened to his parents and my mother.
We were kept apart for a number of months,
but circumstances happened where my babysitter forgot
that she was supposed to pick me up that day
and was unavailable.
So after being picked up by the boy's parents,
I was brought back to his house and he forced me
to do it again.
- I went to the hospital and I had a male nurse
tell me not to tell my family while he was walking
through everything because he told me
my heart was already broken, why else
should anyone else's heart be broken?
And I was just in such shock over everything
and so afraid and then the detectives came in
and I remember their first question was,
"Are you sure this was rape?
"Are you sure you just didn't make a mistake
"and you don't want to admit it?"
And I remember screaming at them I was a virgin
and I was going to wait until marriage.
No, that's not a mistake, and it shuttered me
and it gave me that first inkling of hey,
it's your fault, right?
You were asking for it.
I left the hospital that morning.
I went about my life as if nothing happened.
- I described what happened and his parents
reacted, I mean, the whole room reacted with shock
and horror and then there was a flood of questions
and I could tell that something was wrong
and it really felt like I had done something wrong
and had been wrong to then tell people about it.
- Years later, I was about 12 or 13 years old
and I was in the kitchen of my aunt's house
who has no relation to the cousin that assaulted me.
I confided in her, I told her, and she kind of just
screwed up her face like ooh, you know?
Kind of in disgust.
She told no one.
My aunt also was like, you're crazy, what is wrong with you?
This never happened.
I put him in his own room, he had his own room,
you were nowhere near him.
And when this happens to children, they scream.
You should have screamed or something.
Why are you telling us now and what's with
this delayed story?
And it's just like, that's what happens with trauma.
It's buried until you can actually handle it.
That was the first and only adult that I can tell that to
and it also sent a message to me that even if you tell
someone, nothing's going to happen.
So I didn't tell anyone since her.
- For about two weeks, I just was happy and smiling
and my best friend said, "Stop your bullshit.
"I know that you're upset, I know that you're trying
"to hid it, but you need to start realizing what happened."
- Even after it happened again, I never told anyone else.
I never spoke to a member of law enforcement,
I never really brought it up because it was so clear
from that conversation in the kitchen
that I shouldn't do that.
- I didn't even believe myself.
I was still like, did it even happen?
Did I make this up, am I crazy?
I buried it and I told myself it didn't happen,
but as I continued to dig
and continue therapy and get closer to myself,
I realized it was very real.
It happened.
I needed me out of any other person
because my father was there, yes.
My mother, she couldn't deal.
I was too much for her.
It was too much for everybody.
- There was one time I said I was raped
and I barely got it out without being in hysterics.
I always said I had sex and I said no,
and then I would just refer to it as, you know,
that night in February, the time that thing happened.
And then I would get to the assault
and I would refer to it as the assault
as if it were an event that I attended
as opposed to something that happened to me.
What's the different between sexual assault
and what's rape?
Sexual assault is a lot easier on the ears of everyone else
because rape is such a vile term.
But to say I was raped and not sexually assaulted,
I can probably say it with confidence now
in the past two years and it's been about seven years
since it's happened.
- As a guy there is certainly a stigma, I think,
attached to being a victim of sexual violence
because we are expected to not be victims
and if you are, it's because you failed
or you were weak, or there was something wrong with you.
There is a difficulty in this society of believing
victims at all and I think that's what's really tough
is that it can happen to anybody.
Society programs us to see a victim in their head
and it's not me.
You really start to doubt if you actually
were a victim and it makes it harder
to believe your own story.
- Not only was I admitting to something that happened
to me, but I was also admitting that something
that society has always pushed so negatively
and it really isn't a gender issue.
- For the person who is struggling to believe
themselves, first check in with yourself,
understand those gut feelings
and from there, have the courage to dig.
Now is the time to start the healing
because it's never your fault.
- I understand that there are certainly other guys
out there like me.
The key thing to remember is you're not at fault
for being a victim.
It's always and only the fault of the perpetrator.
- Bad things happen to good people,
but good people become beautiful people
and I don't mean that physically.
I mean that in that your trials and the tribulations
you're going through make you so much stronger
as a person later on.
- It's a courageous act to actually get past the fear
and understand your trauma and understand
what you've been through.
I commend anyone who attempts to do it.
Don't do it alone.
- If it just happened, please, please, please
go get checked out, go get a rape kit.
You do not have to prosecute right away,
you don't have to decide to, but give yourself
time to process.
- I can identify with my body now.
Before, this was just a thing I carried around
because I was so detached from my body.
I was detached from myself and now I am a whole being.
Too many of us are halves or were pieces
because of the traumatic experience we've had
and I'm slowly but surely regaining that confidence
and it's only going to get better from here.
- It hurts and it's the worst feeling in the world
and for the longest time, I thought nothing worse
can happen to me.
Healing has brought me such clarity,
embracing every part of me, the good, the bad,
and what happened to make me into who I am today.
- I have a therapist.
I also go to group therapy.
I am well aware that this is tough and I cannot
do this alone.
So survivor, believe yourself and get the help.
Get the help to actually heal from what was done to you.
(acoustic guitar music)
(squeaking hinges effect)
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We Reviewed Hot Disney Dads - Duration: 4:00.
- This is a disgusting video.
(laughing)
(magical music)
(disc scratching)
Bring out the Disney DILFs.
- I'm disgusted myself.
James, Tiana's dad.
- From Princess and The Frog.
- He's pretty. - He's very cute.
- He's pretty attractive.
- Oh, he's a hottie.
- Hell yeah. - He's a certified hottie.
- Yes. - Yeah, he's good.
- Sorry, he's emotionally stable, he knows how to work hard.
(fast forwarding voices)
His beignets.
- He's got style, he's got grace.
- He would never cheat on you.
- Mmm, yeah.
Got a nice like deep, husky voice.
- Mm-hmm. - Baby, James.
- Whisper in my ear, late at night.
- Oh.
- That is a man right there, with that southern droll?
(sighing)
- Elsa's dad,
who I've truly never really thought about that much.
- Oh?
- Mmm, no.
(laughing)
(grunting)
- He's a mustache. - And the sideburns.
- No. - Not a dilf.
- He looks a little creepy.
- He looks like he wears Reeboks Final Fours.
- He's like, look kid, I'm (mumbling) in box.
- The sideburns gotta go.
- Tiny mustache gotta go.
Elsa's dad in general.
- [Both] Gotta go.
- Okay, Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa, age old question,
like why are The Lion King characters a little bit hot?
- A little bit, a lot of it.
- Mufasa is hot.
He's got nice ass hair.
- Look at that mane.
- If I was a lioness?
- You would be all up in that.
- He's that like dad that picks the kid up at school
and everyone's like oh.
- He's a top notch dilf.
- I need a Mufasa in my life.
- You could have my Simba anytime.
- This one I'm not even gonna like weigh into,
like I'm mad, I'm giving it a zero already.
- Marlin - Marlin, from Finding Nemo.
- Fucking Marlin.
- Oh, Marlin! (laughing)
- I'm going home.
- This has like a lot of emotional baggage,
which I don't wanna take on.
- Look at his face though.
(laughing)
- First of all, it's a fucking clown fish.
- As a fish, he's not even that hot.
I feel like I've seen hotter fish.
When Nemo gets put in the tank
and there's that guy who's like really dark and mysterious,
that guy is a fish I'd fuck. (laughing)
- Get Marlin off my screen.
- Oh, Tarzan's dad. - Tarzan's dad, okay.
- I already know he's gonna be hot.
- This whole family is beautiful.
- Hot.
- Tarzan's like that family
where like the grandpa, the dad, Tarzan, his son,
they're all fine.
- The long hair, the mustache, the mutton chops,
it's like 18th century
heat, sexy, swag.
- He lives in the jungle, that's hot.
- He'd be passionate as hell.
- Tarzan's dad 10 out of 10.
- I don't know if we'll find a dilf hotter than him.
- Dilf meter?
(bell dinging)
- Riley's dad from Inside Out,
which we all know he's a certified hottie.
- Oh no!
Why did you show me his booty?
- Oh, that butt though, he's gotta dong.
- That ass.
You mean you didn't pause this scene
when you were watching the movie.
- He just looks like he's like, I'm cool, right?
Like, it's lit.
- You're gonna say dad, this is what a dad is.
- I feel just like make really bad dad jokes.
- I feel like he might be a little boring.
- Yeah. - But still hot.
- He looks like he probably,
you know, works at Charles Schwab.
I'd give this like a seven.
(laughing)
- Thank you for blessing us Pixar.
- I just hope we're not the only ones out there
who are like looking at these dilfs
like what they got goin' on over there.
I hope that the whole world can join us
in this discovery.
- I can confirm
after doing this video, Buzzfeed has run out of ideas.
(laughing)
- [Girl] Thank you everyone.
Thanks for tuning in.
(laughing)
(electronic whooshing) (light orchestral music)
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We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.
Everything's so tiny.
(mysterious fast-paced music)
Today we're going to be taking
a surgeon try out test from Japan.
So I was actually was premed when I was in college.
I did not continue being premed
because I wanted to make art.
I was premed up until my junior year of college.
While I really enjoyed learning about biology and science,
and I still really love science.
It just ultimately didn't seem like the best choice for me.
(mysterious fast-paced music)
It's like a Jason Bourne movie.
Oh my gosh, that's a tiny ass bird.
This is stressful though, I'm getting like sweaty
just watching this.
I feel like it seems like defusing a bomb.
That is insane.
They're doing it with one grain of rice?
It's sushi for ants.
Wait this is insane.
I don't know if I want to do this.
I don't know if I can do this.
(dramatic music)
Okay, this won't be so bad.
Wait, no, everything is already going horribly wrong.
This is comical, I don't know why I'm doing this.
I will say though,
that if I get more than two of these done,
I expect to automatically be given a surgeon certification.
I just want to get my face really close to it
and I feel like it'll make it easier but it's not going to.
I'm so sorry in advance to my family,
my scholarship donors.
I failed you all.
Man, these creases are just so helpful.
You don't even realize why you're making them.
Beautiful. Okay, so it is more like a paper swan.
Look at this.
It's like the size,
what is this the size of?
It's like the size of my ear hole.
I'm reevaluating so many life choices.
I will not be making three of these
but I maybe I can make two.
Oh my god, I just realized that I need to fold this again.
Are you serious?
I'm not sure if this really helps
because what if you're a surgeon who just happens
to be really great at origami but you suck at surgery.
Just do it.
Just fold the way that I want you to fold.
Is that what being a parent feels like?
You're just whispering in your kid's ear like,
be a doctor.
I don't know if I buy this as a test.
Manual dexterity measure, sure.
Overall, surgery skill measure, mm.
Oh my gosh, let's go.
Wait no dang it, I'm missing a fold.
(dramatic music)
Look at those sitting next to each other.
I'm still okay with it
and I'm actually very happy with it.
I think I did great.
What do you think?
Am I getting that surgical residency or what?
(dramatic music)
I'm very confident in this.
I think what I'm going to do
is I'm going to make an assembly line.
I'm going for the easiest cut, if that makes sense.
Like I'm going for the section
where I can already see it shaped
or taking on the form of the larger model.
- [Sydnee] Would it be funny if I accidentally
severed my finger with this miniature knife?
So what's frustrating me a little bit
is that the texture of some of these pieces of flesh
is more difficult to work with than others
but again, much like the human body.
- [Syndee] I'm sure when they actually do it though
they probably have a specific way they have to cut the fish
instead of just slicing a sad piece.
Best believe I will be eating everything
on this cutting board by the time we are done here today.
- [Sydnee] Okay, we're going to cheat this a little bit
and make it look nice from the top.
(laughing)
Moment of truth, this will not be easy, my friends
but this is what I went to fake sushi surgery school for.
I got a little bit cocky, you guys.
I just decided that I was going to make it perfect.
(dramatic music)
Isn't a surgeon just making sure that your patient is alive?
It doesn't have to be pretty.
I just want to take it home
and feed them to tiny imaginary mouse friend.
I think I kinda crushed it.
I feel like I'm 2/3 of a surgeon now.
Definitely a lot better than screwing around with
Lewis structures and the Krebs cycle and stuff.
If I had to deal with the stress of I could kill someone
literally every time I step into work,
that just doesn't sound very fun to me.
It makes me feel like for sure
I could not be a surgeon though.
Thank you to all the surgeons and all the doctors
who go through an incredible amount of commitment
to their education just to help other people.
Thank you, that's awesome.
I think I won.
I'm proud of what I did here today.
This was so hard.
(upbeat music)
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The Penta: Brazil All-Stars - Duration: 3:06.
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Kids Debate Whether Santa Claus Is Real - Duration: 4:04.
- [Interviewer] You don't think Santa can fall in love?
- No, he's married to his job.
(festive music)
- Who's Santa?
- He's the person who gives us all the gifts.
- But if you're bad, he gives you a piece of coal.
- He's an old man, about 42,000 I'm guessing.
- Probably over a hundred years old,
and I don't believe that.
I'm just predicting that it's not real.
There's no way somebody can live for over a thousand years.
- He has a flying sled.
- He has flying reindeers now.
- [Interviewer] So, how do the reindeer fly? I don't get it.
- I have no clue.
- Cause he's magic and he can make the reindeers fly.
- There's no way that flying reindeers is true.
Parents make it up so they can think it's real.
Then when you really grow up, your mom's just
gonna tell you Santa's not real
and you're just gonna remember that til you have kids.
- He knows everything, he does not have cameras,
he is magic.
- He got some assistance, and those are the elves.
- They make his presents, and I have no clue what they are.
- Oh, and you always have a Christmas tree.
If you don't, where will Santa put the presents?
- He delivers his presents under the Christmas tree
and that's it!
- [Interviewer] Then he leaves?
- He goes to different houses, silly.
- [Interviewer] Can you tell me about where Santa lives?
- North Pole.
- Well he has a gingerbread house.
- I guess he have a few neighbors, like maybe the elves.
- That's a real place, they made you believe,
so far away, you're never gonna go there.
When I'm a teenager, I'm gonna go there.
I'm gonna look throughout every place,
and mom you're comin' with me,
and you're gonna tell me where the North Pole is.
- He's going on vacation, to get relaxed
so he'll be ready in time for next year.
- The beach, I guess the north beach.
- He goes to Hawaii, California,
places that you could just be all relaxed.
- Santa's a worker, he never can get breaks.
But I think he can go to the winter wow
Santa amusement park.
Santa whaling roller coaster.
The handy dandy Santa Santa Ferris wheel!
(excited yelling)
- I'm drawing the elves before I draw Santa, so you know.
- Santa takes time!
- He in his going out outfit, you know.
- Santa does have a wife, actually,
her name is Bertha.
Actually, Bertha was the one that is
usually dressing up as the Easter Bunny.
- [Interviewer] Oh
- She's in charge of Easter.
- These?
- [Interviewer] Are those like, sticks?
- [Blake] Feet.
Oh, he doesn't wear shoes?
- No, he doesn't have enough money, he gave it all the kids.
- How does he get down the "jimney?"
- Break in your door, bust the alarm.
- He'll go down your chimney.
- Maybe his reindeers go for it, they're skinny enough.
- Cause he's magical!
- [Interviewer] For Christmas he spends a lot of time like,
going to different malls and stuff,
and finding out what kids want?
- No, those are called the fake Santas.
- [Interviewer] Oh, those aren't real Santas?
- They just dress up so they could get money.
- Let me guess, you're gonna ask me to draw hands,
I'm getting to it!
- I said Santa was a cow.
- You said Santa was a cow?
- Yes, cause he is magical.
- What else can Santa turn into?
- A sheep.
- I'm like seriously capturing the real Santa.
Fat guy is very fat, I'm very fat.
- Santa eats everything that is edible,
and I'm done.
- [Carmel] Finished.
I just can't wait to see you this year, Santa.
- [Interviewer] Is this the first time you're telling
your mom that you don't buy her story?
- Yes, this is.
- [Mariama] They just dress up so they could get money.
- [Interviewer] Oh my gosh.
- [Mariama] I know, they're rude.
- [Interviewer] That's so bad.
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Sanders: Who Cares If It's Not A Real Video Trump Tweeted! - Duration: 7:57.
THIS MORNING DONALD TRUMP THREE TWEETS OF THE ISLAMIC PHOBIC
VIDEOS BY A XENOPHOBIC BRITISH POLITICAL PARTY HAS BEEN WIDELY
CONDEMNED BY A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT GROUPS, DEFENDED
BY OTHERS.
THE FIRST IS BY THE OFFICE OF THE UK PRIME MINISTER,
TERESA MAY.
THAT IS A GOOD RESPONSE OF BRITAIN FIRST.
THAT IS SOMETHING THAT TERESA ME AND OTHERS WILL BE VERY
FOCUSED ON.
THERESA MAY IS RIGHT-WING, SHE IS THE ESTABLISHMENT
BASICALLY IN THE UK.
WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WITH HER BUT SHE IS THE KIND OF
ESTABLISHMENT THAT WE USED TO KNOW.
WHICH WAS SAYING, SLOWLY CRUSHING IT WITH LOWER WAGES.
DONALD TRUMP IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT WILD ANIMAL.
SO TERESA MAY IS FORCED INTO A POSITION WHERE SHE HAS TO
BE THE SAME MODERATE.
WE JUST WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY, THERE'S NO REASON TO HATE
MUSLIMS.
STOP DOING THAT.
NOW IT MAKES CISCO WAY TO GO THERESA MAY.
IS A PROMINENT FEMALE POLITICIAN THERE'S EVERY CHANCE
THERE'S GOING TO BE 10 TWEETS ABOUT HER TOMORROW MORNING.
THAT IS TERESA MAY BUT THE WHITE HOUSE DID PUT UP A STATEMENT.
WHETHER IT'S A REAL VIDEO, THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT
IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING ABOUT.
THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON, DEALING WITH
THOSE REAL THREATS.
THOSE WERE REAL NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.
LOOK, I'M NOT TALKING BUT THE NATURE OF THE VIDEO I THINK
YOU'RE FOCUSING ON THE WRONG THING.
THE THREAT IS REAL AND THAT IS WHAT THE PRESIDENT IS TALKING
ABOUT, THE NEED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY AND MILITARY SPENDING.
THOSE ARE VERY REAL THINGS.
THERE IS NOTHING FAKE ABOUT THAT.
I KNOW THAT IT'S HER JOB, AND IS THE SAME AS SEAN SPICER.
I HATE PRESS SECRETARIES.
SHE KNOWS SHE IS LYING AND WRONG.
THE VIDEO IS FAKE, IT WAS KNOWN TO BE FAKE BEFORE HE
RETWEETED IT.
WHETHER I AM SPREADING FAKE NEWS OR NOT.
I REALLY THINK IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU HATE MUSLIMS.
YOU SHOULD BE SCARED ABOUT THESE BROWN PEOPLE, THAT IS INSANITY
IS COMING OUT OF THE PRESS SECRETARY OF THE WHITE HOUSE.
NOW WE HAVE GOTTEN TO A POINT WHERE WE GO IN CIRCLES.
DRUM SAYS CNN, MSNBC OR FAKE NEWS.
THEN HE LITERALLY PUTS OUT FAKE NEWS.
THAN HIS PRESS SECRETARY SAYS WHO CARES, I DON'T CARE
THAT THE VIDEOS ARE FAKE.
THE ISSUE IS REAL.
WHAT IS THE ISSUE?
THERE IS ONE PART THAT IS TRUE WHICH IS THE
BIGOTRY IS REAL.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IT'S NOT GOING TO BREAK THROUGH.
IN FACT THOSE WHO PROBABLY HELP TRUMP AND HIS VOTERS.
THEY DON'T CARE AND INCREASINGLY IT DOESN'T MATTER.
THAT IS WHY EVEN THOUGH THIS VIDEO IS LESS IMMEDIATELY BAD,
THIS ALMOST PASSES ME OFF EVEN MORE BECAUSE WE ARE NOT EVEN ONE
YEAR INTO THE SEVEN DIMENSIONS OF LET THE FASCIST TAKEOVER
THE COUNTRY.
THINKING THAT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN POLITICIANS
AND PARTIES IS WHERE THEY ARE IN THE SPECTRUM, IT IS A INCREDIBLY
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF LOOKING AT THE WORLD.
THERE ARE OTHER IMPORTANT FACTORS LIKE WHETHER OR NOT
YOU HAVE TRUTH.
YOU CAN HAVE A DISCUSSION THAT IS DIFFERENT FROM YOU ON
THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM SO LONG AS BOTH OF YOU HAVE SOME
COMMITMENT TO REALITY OF THE REAL WORLD.
TO NOT TELLING FALSEHOODS ON A REGULAR BASIS.
I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW IF WE WILL EVER RETURN TO A POINT
WHERE WHAT WE SAY MATTERS.
THAT THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR WHAT YOU SAY AND THAT WE
WILL ABLE TO HAVE SOME SORT OF DISCOURSE AS A COUNTRY.
BETWEEN RIGHT AND LEFT, PARTS OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT.
NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE.
AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF THIS WILL YOU BE ABLE TO TALK TO ANYONE?
WILL THERE BE ANY PERSUASION LEFT?
I INCREASINGLY DON'T THINK THAT THERE WILL BE.
IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE, IT HAPPENS SOMETIMES ON THE LEFT.
IF MAINLY ON THE RIGHT, IF YOU ARE ON THE SIDE OF I DON'T CARE
WHAT FACTS ARE, OKAY AT LEAST OWN UP TO THE FIGHT THAT YOU ARE
ON THE LYING SIDE, THE SIDE FILLED WITH FALSEHOODS BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T WIN AN ARGUMENT IF YOU ARE IN THE REALITY-BASED WORLD.
YOU HAVE TO CREATE AN UNREAL WORLD.
JUST WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY WITH GATEWAY PENDANT AND ALL THE
BLOGS SPREADING FAKE STORIES.
THEY DON'T CARE, THAT IS WHAT THEY DO.
IF YOU SEE A RIGHT WING WEBSITE YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING IN IT.
ALMOST ALL THE RIGHT-WING WEBSITES ARE FILLED TO THE
RIM WITH LIES.
IF YOU ARE ON THAT SIDE I GUESS YOU OWN UP TO IT AND YOU
JUST DON'T LIKE THIS PLANET.
IT IS INCREDIBLY DISCOURAGING WHEN OUR CAREER IS JUST TRYING
TO SPREAD INFORMATION.
THE GOAL IS THAT HOPEFULLY YOU CAN JUST APPEAL TO A FEW PEOPLE
TO TRY TO EXPAND THE BOUNDARIES OF RESPECT FOR TRUTH AND HUMAN
VALUES, AND TO SEE THE ENTIRE.
IT'S THE FLOOR IS DISSOLVING BENEATH US.
EVERYTHING IS CHANGING IN HORRIFIC WAYS AND THERE ARE
PEOPLE THINKING THIS IS JUST FUN AND GAMES.
MAYBE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY CONVERSATION.
EVERY TIME WE HAVE A PRODUCTION MEETING IT IS SO SCARY
THINKING ABOUT WHAT THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE.
WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD PROBLEMS BOTH AS A COUNTRY AND WHEN WE ARE
TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER A SHOW THERE HAS BEEN NO TIME WHERE
THINGS ARE GREAT BUT WE ARE IN A TERRIBLE PLACE RIGHT NOW.
I FEEL BESET FROM ALL SIDES BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RESPECT
FOR THE TRUTH.
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A Comedian Made Fun Of Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.
How long have you been in a cult?
What's it like to be a Chia human?
You look like you could stick your finger in a socket
without having stuck your finger in a socket.
(upbeat music)
I volunteered to let a comedian heckle me
all day tomorrow.
He's gonna come to my house.
He's gonna wake me up.
He's gonna spend all day with me.
I'm kinda looking forward to it 'cause I like company,
but I also feel like it might get really annoying,
especially if his jokes are bad.
My name is J. Chris Newberg and I've been a comedian
for 18 years.
Throughout my career, I've been heckled from time to time,
but I've never had the joy and pleasure
of heckling someone back.
I volunteered to do this because I think I have really
thick skin and I like good comedy.
I imagine he'll just be like, observing what I do
and making fun of it.
I can't imagine it could get that personal because
how would he know anything about me?
I've never met this guy.
I've done some extensive research on Jordan.
I've looked online at his Facebook and Instagram
and Twitter profiles.
I've talked to his friends.
I've talked to his coworkers.
I've talked to his ex-girlfriend.
I'm comin' at him.
I'm not really sure how I'm going to feel,
'cause I hate everything hecklers represent.
I'm gonna try to be mean,
but I'm not a mean person.
But, fuck him.
It's 7:53 in the morning.
I found Jordan's place.
I'm with Kelly.
She's a producer at Buzzfeed.
She's gonna be followin' me.
We're outside
his apartment.
It's pretty good so far.
It's uh, pretty dirty.
I don't understand the science of this decor.
Like, what girl doesn't come in here,
see this,
and then just leap right off the balcony?
Here's Jordan killing it,
from when he played a young Carrot Top.
I wonder which one of those socks are his girlfriend.
- [Jordan] Hello.
Hey buddy.
(laughs) Super excited to be here
with the third baseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Dude, I don't even know who the third baseman is
of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Look in the mirror, buddy.
So, what's it like to be the body double for sadness?
People do say I have resting sad face.
So, I heard you and your girlfriend just broke up.
True. Good for her.
Damn, getting some--
Gettin' deep. Yeah, and you're
putting on your girlfriends. What?
You'll understand later.
How long have you played bass for Mumford and Sons?
You're flossing on the day that you're going to the dentist.
Isn't that like cleaning your house before you have
a cleaning lady come over?
Which, obviously, has never happened.
So, you're putting product in right now?
Mmhmm. That's cool.
How long have you been a before model?
You're like the most handsome of all the Keebler elves.
We're going to the dentist.
You're gonna let him drill ya?
Well, hopefully not. (playful music)
Hopefully, I won't need any drillings.
Maybe just some poking.
Minimal poking, hopefully.
That's cool.
That was my nickname in high school.
Do you find that you're on Tinder most of the time
during sex?
What are your favorite dating apps?
Tinder is the tried and true.
What's your opening line usually, on Tinder?
I don't use repeat opening lines
'cause I think that's insincere.
I use their profiles to come up with opening lines.
What was your favorite that you've ever used?
Oh man, I had a really good one recently.
It didn't get a response and I was bummed about it.
Her profile just said I like people, places, and things.
And, I said, what you got against adjectives?
They probably have very nice things to say about you.
I thought that was pretty good.
It's weird that that didn't get a response.
So, do you still talk to Harry Potter?
Do you get sad when some of your personalities
won't talk to you?
Would you fuck yourself for money?
A-ha-ha-ha-ha, you suck at parking.
So, I've got my first break from getting heckled,
and so far he hasn't gotten under my skin.
Nice guy, I like him.
- [J. Chris] Any final words before they tell you
that you have nine cavities?
I'm really hopin' they don't tell me that.
You're doing so good, Jordan.
(instrument motor running) Hopefully, they'll give you
a little plaque.
What'd you have for lunch?
I had like a chicken pita thing.
It's so hard to be mean to you.
It's just so hard, because everything
that you do is just nice.
Like, there's nothing weird about
having a chicken pita for lunch.
I'm at Jordan's desk now at Buzzfeed.
So, seriously, what happens in the finale
of Game of Thrones?
Dude, you know we're not allowed to talk about that.
I'm here also with Destiny,
his desk neighbor.
What's it like bein' around Jordan all day?
He's a great guy.
Really nice, really quiet.
Kinda sits to himself. No, I said Jordan.
Gettin' ready to go down to the Laugh Factory from The Den.
Gonna get on stage and do some jokes,
and Jordan is gonna heckle me like I've heckled him all day.
Hey, what's up.
How's is goin'?
I'm in pretty good shape.
I'm in really good spirits.
I've lost a lot of weight, ever since I quit--
Is that the shirt you picked?
(playful music)
Did you just pick up the first t-shirt off the floor
that you'd already worn like three times,
and decide, that's the shirt for my set?
(playful music) Uh, yes, actually.
That's what I did.
I decided that.
I asked this girl out once,
and she was like, all right, cool.
But, I want you to know one thing: I'm in AA.
I was like, all right, that's cool,
then you can drive,
'cause I'm gonna get hammered.
I bet she still didn't text you back.
Do you ever notice that sitting down and standing up
sounds a lot like sex?
'Cause you're always like,
oh my god!
It makes sense that you have no idea what sex sounds like.
Aren't you sitting in a booth alone?
Yeah.
I just childproofed my house,
and by that I mean I purchased condoms.
Tell a funny joke. (playful music)
You're all about not laughing at your shit joke?
(laughing)
- [Kelly] So, do you guys feel closer now?
I definitely think that he should answer that first.
Because he knew all these things about me,
and was sort of like digging at them,
I felt like a certain closeness.
Like, oh this person knows me,
and then, throughout the day spending the day together,
I felt like we sort of had a mutual understanding
that we're both going through this experience together.
I think the most frustrating thing
about heckling a nice guy is,
you kinda feel like an a-hole,
because you don't really mean it.
It's like, here's this nice person,
who's just going about their day,
and they're at the dentist and I'm like a-ha, you suck!
I would definitely hang out with you
in real life. Yeah.
I think that'd be fun.
I would do it as long as I didn't have to
come to your apartment.
(rock music)
(whipping and creaking)
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Regular People Vs. Competitive Eater: Thanksgiving Dinner - Duration: 4:33.
- I feel like Man Versus Food right now,
this is the point where like, it hits you.
And you feel like you're gonna die.
- Eat, eat, eat!
(laughing)
(squeaking of dry erase marker)
(turkey gobbling)
- I have never been in a food competition before.
- I have never participated in any food eating
competition before.
- In fifth grade I was third in a Twinkie eating
contest at my elementary school.
I've done the Buffalo Wild Wings hot wing challenge,
I've eaten the monster burrito at Freebird's.
That's technically a competition.
Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out.
Either way, it's not gonna end well for me.
- There are three of us.
- Three versus one, like there has to be some sort
of odds in our favor.
- Hi, I'm Yasir Salem.
I'm a competitive eater, a marathon eater,
and a triathelete.
I took the world record in corn on the cob in 2016
with 47 corn on the cob in 12 minutes.
I've also set the record for cannoli,
I believe it was 30 somewhat in six minutes.
And I also hold multiple records in the Tour du Donut
bicycle races, and my record there is 61 donuts
over a 29 mile race.
The challenge here for the other team is,
they're gonna have to move pretty quickly through
the food.
It might not be a ton of food for each person,
but I can take down that amount of food much quicker
than they can.
(driving rock music)
- Yes! - Yeah!
- This is so much food!
(cheering)
- [Referee] Three, two, one, thanksgiving!
(silly music)
- Can't breathe!
- [Kayla] Need bigger bites!
- This is good!
- Oh my god, you guys.
This is so hard!
- This is gonna ruin Thanksgiving for me.
- Everytime I swallow I think I'm gonna die.
(groaning)
- [Kayla] He finished that whole things.
(mumbling)
(belching)
(crowd groaning)
- He's pushing into a ball!
- My jaw!
How is he doing this?
- Yo, we can beat him!
We can actually beat him!
Come on!
- I like already feel nauseous.
(mumbling)
Eric, flash him!
- Look at my boobs!
- Focus, dammit!
- Why is there more food, it feels like it keeps
appearing!
- I could possibly throw up.
I'm not going to, but in the future may throw up.
(triumphant music)
- He's laughing, he's making him laugh!
- I guess I'll wash it down with gravy.
(groaning)
Whoa, we're almost done!
Medically I feel like I should not eat anymore food.
I don't need to.
I've eaten turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes,
corn, stuffing, pie, in like three minutes.
I don't wanna!
- You can do it!
- I know!
- Are you tapping out?
- We're not tapping out.
- Okay.
- We're discussing, but we haven't tapped out yet.
There's not much more room here.
The medical professional, should I stop?
- Feel like passing out?
- I feel like I'm either gonna shit my pants
or I'm gonna throw up.
I've proven enough to myself.
I'm tapping out.
- Good job, team!
- I don't know what we proved or what we did,
but we got (mumbling)!
To do things, with our mouths.
(laughing)
Y'all are gonna see me throw up or pass out,
either way it's not gonna end well for me.
(gagging)
(chiming)
- The other team did a lot better than I thought,
but they tapped out and I encourage them next time,
let's do this again.
- I honestly wasn't very confident going in,
and as soon as I put that turkey in my mouth,
that first bite, I knew was not gonna go well.
- Food for five people, three people, it's like,
surely we can do that.
And then I saw the food, and I was like, nope.
- All things aside, it's always cool to see how
far the human body can go.
I feel like we tested our limits today.
- Yeah.
- We didn't hold back.
We bonded.
- Good team bonding.
- Now it'll just make me appreciate Thanksgiving
that much more knowing I don't have to eat it
in three minutes with three pounds of food and gravy.
(upbeat electronic music)
(squeaking of dry erase markers)
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We Tried Astronaut Ice Cream At NASA - Duration: 2:40.
- One of these I do not like. I don't know which one it is.
It really doesn't help that we ate'em all at the same time.
(dramatic music)
- So we're at Rocket Park in Houston, Texas.
And we're in space suits, so I thought it would be cool
if we tried Astronaut Ice Cream.
- All right. Yeah.
- Let's do this.
(explosion)
- So the first one we're trying is
Chocolate Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips.
The presentation is not the best on the inside.
They were kind of just like, "Here it is."
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Oh wow. - Mmm.
- You know the texture is exactly
like Lucky Charms marshmallows.
- Mmm.
- You want one more?
- Mmm. On a scale of one rocket to 10 rocket,
how good was this one?
- I'd say at least seven.
- I'm a chocolate lover. I'ma give this an eight.
I'ma take another bite.
The next one we're trying is Ice Cream Sandwich.
Oh, it's cute.
- Oh yeah. They really got the look of the
Ice Cream Sandwich down.
Kind of has more of a toast texture.
- I think I like how cool and refreshing ice cream is,
so it's just really weird.
- I'm gonna put that one at six rockets.
- I'ma give that one a five. Five rockets.
We got some freeze-dried Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.
Ooo la la.
(fantasy music)
(laughter)
- It's like taking a bite of air.
- Mint is supposed to hit you in like a cool, old way.
It tastes like mint gum was hanging
in my mouth in my mouth for way too long.
I give this a two.
- I was gonna say one, but I am still eating it,
so I'm gonna go with two.
- Kind of a Neapolitan-style ice cream.
- Neapolitan. All right. Pretty excited about this one.
- I used to only eat the chocolate part,
'cause I didn't like anything else.
- Oh. How did everyone else in the family feel about that?
- I was the unloved child.
- Oh.
- Strawberry first.
- All right.
- [Man] Hey, you should really put one of each
in your mouth at the same time.
That's how people eat Neapolitan ice cream.
- Thanks, random stranger.
- Sure.
- I like it.
- Do you?
- This is like that nice kind of flavor of all
the ice creams just kind of working as one,
in perfect harmony.
- I think the strawberry is the one I don't like.
There's just like not enough strawberry flavor,
and it's more just like hard marshmallow flavor.
- I'ma give this a seven.
- Like combined, or one?
For the strawberry, negative eight, to bring it
down to one out of 10.
- What does that equal?
- One.
- Okay.
- I'd eat this any time. Yeah.
We don't even have to be in space.
You can enjoy this anywhere.
- You know what, if we were in space,
we wouldn't have options.
We've learned something today.
Being an astronaut is very hard.
- Yeah.
- But ice cream can make it better.
- Unless it's mint.
- Unless it's mint.
- Or strawberry.
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Oddly Satisfying Video That Gives The Ultimate Source of Relaxation - Duration: 10:01.
Oddly Satisfying Video That Gives The Ultimate Source of Relaxation
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