Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
What'd I miss?
The president buying the silence of a porn star.
Woah are you serious?
I mean sorry I wasn't listening I was just noticing the sheer size of this panel.
We the best panel.
This panel is so large it has more people than have ever loved me.
I don't even know why I'm here SOMEONE HELP ME.
All right let's do this AC360 style old school.
Coop, hit em!
The president and the porn star
sounds like a failed pitch at Pixar
Just a little bit dirtier than Cars
But it's relatable no matter who you are!
He said, "Wow, you remind me of my daughter"
He touched my leg, I was like ugh here we go.
Then he was on the bed.
And you had sex?
Yes.
He said it was great.
I'll never forget the look on his face.
A lot of America is saying okay (okay)
where are all these republicans today.
The same people who tout family and faith.
You don't take a stand it's crickets now.
Nobody, nobody, nobody speaks.
No, nobody, nobody, nobody blinks.
(nobody blinks)
This is a pattern, A+B MNOP
The porn star
This is a pattern, A+BMNOP
John Dowd, Mr Trump's lawyer, John Dowd,
this is a guy who writes his emails in purple comic sans
oh no
purple Comic Sans
Say it ain't so
even in watergate they wouldn't stoop that low.
Helvetica's the way you've got to go.
Purple Comic Sans
Lord save us
Purple Comic Sans
So shameless
Even Genghis Khan wasn't that cruel a man
He never woulda used purple Comic Sans.
This new stimulus of deficit spending will be as big as Obama's.
Isn't that hypocrisy.
Isn't that dishonesty.
Don't you remember then,
now republicans they do the same thing.
Isn't that hypocrisy.
Isn't that dishonesty.
And they'll tell you that the deficit is bad
when they come home new year's day.
We have to look at what has changed.
it's not the guns, it's video games.
Everything you've said makes sense.
It seems kind of obvious.
So true, yeah just played Mario and started killing all the Koopa Troopas
beat GTA suddenly became a prostitute.
30 minutes of Madden now I'm a tight end for the Raiders.
An hour of The Sims now I'm a courteous neighbor.
Breath of the Wild, attacked some chickens with a bomb.
Pokemon, used bubble beam on your mom.
Quick somebody come stop me
before I play Wolfenstein,
go back in time and fight some Nazis.
State's rights, Marijuana rights.
Don't shut down marijuana rights (please)
State's rights, marijuana rights (spare my weed)
states rights in Colorado.
Trump said marijuana would be up to the states.
State's rights, state's rights in Colorado.
That was the policy until 8:58.
State's rights, state's rights in Colorado.
Marijuana, marijuana policy
is now under a cloud of uncertainty
We were told that state's rights would be protected
Colorado vote would be respected.
Isn't that hypocrisy?
The porn star.
Isn't that dishonesty.
(marijuana rights)
this is a pattern, A+BMNOP.
Purple Comic Sans
Isn't that hypocrisy?
purple Comic Sans
isn't that dishonesty?
It's not the guns, it's video games marijuana rights
A+BMNOP
This panel is so huge Marvel wants to license the rights for a crossover.
Yeah we got so many stars it's like Ocean's11 crossed with Golden Girls.
Mkay you guys, seems like you guys got it covered I'm gonna leave
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