Waching daily Jul 31 2017

[Label Makers]

GREEN, GRACELESS, UNPOLISHED, AWKWARD INTERACTIONS

WHEN THEY TAKE YOU IN AND ALL YOUR FINESSE

BEAM AT YOUR KILLER SHOES THAT WARRANT A REACTION

STARING AT YOUR FITTED FLORAL PRINTED A-LINE DRESS

YOU SEE THEIR MIND GET-UP AND GO, GO, GO,

LIKE THEIR ON A GAMESHOW

NO, NO, NO, LIKE A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN,

NEW LABELMAKER IN HAND,

GOING OUT ON THE TOWN,

TO MAKE A POLITICAL GRANDSTAND

THERE THEY GO, GO, GO, DEFINING WHAT I'M WORTH,

AS IF THE'YRE PLAYING FOR THEIR LIFE

NO, NO, NO, POPPING NEW ONES OUT EVERY SECOND LIKE SHE'S SOME KIND OF MIDWIFE

ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY PERCEIVE YOUR BOLD STYLE AS STRAIGHT

BUT YOU'RE KINDA GAY, LIKE DATING A GIRL FOR THREE YEARS GAY:

BAND: Oh my god, no way?

BAND: You don't even look gay

MEREDITH: Is thank you

WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO SAY

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THOSE DAYS WHEN IT TAKES THEM ONE GLANCE

ONE LITTLE GAZE AND I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE THEY SEE MY CHAIR AND I MUST BE BROKEN

SIT THERE WONDERING HOW I COULD POSSIBLY BE COPING

IT HAPPENS AGAIN

THEY TRY TO PRETEND

THAT THEIR LABEL MAKER IS WORKING

BUT I KNOW THE LABEL THEIR MIND IS SERVING

DISABLED, UNABLE, HANDICAPPED, AND AND FLAWED

DISADVANTAGED, INADEQUATE, AND CRIPPLED MY GOD

YOU HAVE SO MANY THEORIES CAUSE I SIT IN THIS CONTRAPTION.

FAILING TO SEE THIS CHAIR CARRIES A BODY FULL OF PASSION

MY CHAIR MAKES OTHERS THINK MY BACK IS BROKEN.

BUT THAT'S JUST A STIGMA THAT I'M READY TO BREAK OPEN

I CAN FEEL THIS, AND THIS, OH AND THIS

GO, GO ,GO LIKE YOU'RE ON A GAMESHOW

NO NO NO

DON'T BE A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN

NEW LABEL MAKER IN HAND

GOING OUT ON THE TOWN

TO MAKE A POLITICAL GRANDSTAND

THERE THEY GO GO GO DEFINING WHAT I'M WORTH

AS IF THEIR LIFE IS WASTING AWAY

NO NO NO THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL BY MY SIDE ISN'T MY PCA!

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Top 5 Movie Cats - Funny Cat Video Show - That Cat Show! - Duration: 3:25.

There have been a lot of famous dogs in the movies who get more than their share of love.

But at THAT CAT SHOW. We'd like to

celebrate our fellow furry film friends of the feline persuasion!

Nailed it!

I practiced.

Eh! I'm Scratch.

And I'm Murph

On today's show we're gonna count down our picks for the Top 5 coolest kitties in the movies!

At #5 we have "Ruuh".

the wicked cool black tiger from the classic movie about humans and leather underwear called "Beastmaster"!

Known as a serious method actor he got so into his character that

he had them dye his tiger stripes Black for the part.

So basically he's like the Daniel Day Lewis of tigers.

Yup.

"I'm finished!"

Sorry Danny, but we're just getting started!

At #4, we have the maniacal mouse catcher known as "Catzilla"

from the movie "Mousehunt"!

Scratch and I couldn't wait to see this movie

But when "Catzilla" showed up, he scared the catnip out of us.

And who could blame us!

It's "catitude" like that that gets this mouse muncher on our cool cat countdown!

Coming in at #3 is the coolest feline to ever cross the cosmos.

"Jake" from Disney's "The Cat From Outer Space".

"You're serious?"

"I'm serious."

Known in his day as the George Clooney of cats

his cool and smooth demeanor, kept him at the top of every leading lady's wish list

And with that sweet collar, who could blame them?

Our next kitty's been rocking the cool meter since first appearing in 1963!

Our #2 pick is the iconic and always fluffy

"Blofeld's Cat" from the James Bond movies!

Even though this pretty Persian was never given a proper name

she managed to chill with the best of them in eight Bond flicks!

So here's to the Queen of the movies cats

Who taught us all the meaning of the word...Diva!

You go girl!

And finally, we have the Mack Daddy of all movie kitties!

Our #1 pick for the coolest movie cat ever is...

"KEANU"!

"What?"

"No!"

"No!"

(LAUGHTER)

"Oh my God, that's the cutest cat I've ever seen in my life!"

From the first trailer to awesome movie poster

Murph and me were hooked!

He could make ya laugh...

melt your heart...

And still give the biggest action stars a run for their money

Kid's got mad skills Yo!

And that's why Keanu is our #1 pick for coolest movie cat ever!

"Keanu"!!!

"Here kitty, kitty!""

(MEOW)

So until next time, remember here at That Cat Show

It's not that we don't like dogs

It's just that we like cat's better!

Thanks for watching the show everybody!

If you like this video, give it a thumbs up.

And we'd love it if you'd hit that little subscribe button too

It makes sure you don't miss a moment of the kitty craziness!

And it lets us know you care.

Awwwww.