Waching daily Apr 1 2017

OK, so I really don't have much time.

We're going to be leaving as soon as we possibly can,

we're going to get as far away from here as possible.

The invasion force has already reached Frankfurt.

So... yeah.

Scary times, basically, and... What was I going to say? I mean...

We're going to try and survive as best we can.

If not, maybe some remnant of humanity will find this video.

And... what can I say?

The shock to me is that we have been essentially inviting the advance guard into our homes

for the past... well, for thousands of years.

And they've been observing us and they've discovered all of our weaknesses...

You know, all this time they've been reporting back home and we didn't know.

So now we've got the invasion of the Planet of the Cats.

Gigantic felines stalking the countryside,

killing everything in their path.

So as I said, we're going to get away from here as soon as possible.

The government is doing their best. They've got helicopters out dropping catnip

to try to lure them away from the centres of population as best they can.

I don't know what they're going to do with them then; I don't think anybody does.

But it's worth a try. Maybe it'll work, nobody knows.

We'll see how that happens.

Apart from that, we're going to try to get away from here as far south as we possibly can.

As I say, I don't know if I'm going to make it.

But if you are watching this video,

then all I can say is:

Don't trust the cats.

You know, that was the mistake that we made...

Ja ja, gleich!

My wife's calling me. We've got to go soon.

Ja ja, ich komm' schon!

Now, basically, so I'll just say goodbye.

And it's been great these last few years, but...

I don't know what's going to happen, so — I've got to go!

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Did you wait long? I'm so sorry.

I've decided now. Are you ready?