[Girl opens door]
[Hot girl walking]
[Transforms into a guy]
Now, that is what I call an awesome intro!
"Yugvijay"
Types Of HOMOPHOBIC!
If you're wondering that am I a homosexual?
Well.
I am Bi-Curious
and I ain't scared to admit that.
and you know I get butterflies in my chest when I see cute guys and I approach them.
A little personal though
Yep.
Hey, eh, yo! It's Yugvijay and I'm not gay but sometimes boys are okay!
I wrote that when I was in 8 grade.
and of course I get homphobics and here are some of 'em. Let's get started!
First one
Gay homophobics
Born homosexual but grew up as a homophobic as well.
Yeah you meet bullies at school for being a homosexual well guess what they're homosexuals themselves as well.
They're so pathetic.
To make themselves feel better they will bully you, even though you know what you go through!
I was never homophobic but I used to be like...
I'm Yugvijay, I like to bang other guys, get BJs from them. But I'm straight.
How come?!
'Cause I don't get romantic feelings toward guys and love wins.
But guess what now I get romantic feelings towards guys too.
Aww
Not taking about you.
Oh
Gay homophobic type of homphobic are all the time on Grindr with a fake profile like
[Gay dating profile]
Username : Str8 Guy
Description : Straight guy here to have some fun!
No bitch. You're bisexual in denial and I know that very well because I used to be like you ages ago.
Unedcuated Homophobics
This is my father's glass, my eyes....
Uneducated homophobics yea!
I'm talking about these people.
Hello I am famous Indian Baba Ji Baba Kamdev
and I can sure Homosexuality through Yoga.
Really Baba Ji?!
Yes, son, yes.
Oh my gosh, I cannot wait to become straight.
Keep your hopes up. It's a disease.
I can remember so clear. Last month I told my best friend that I am bisexual and he reacted like...
What? Really!
You're not a man! You're bisexual.
Oh my god.
I am a man but my sexuality is bisexual.
Gay people are not man
Bro
Stay away from me! Especially in toilets.
Bisexual, bitch.
I'm pretty sure he's a bottom.
Hey! I'm straight.
Yep, keep telling yourself that and you'll die without getting a D in your ass.
I'm straight!
I don't want a D in my ass
I do, I really do.
Many uneducated gawar chhap homophobic believe that the person who is taking the top position is straight.
I get hate comments from those gawar chhap all the time!
You gay
Faggot fuck you
Bro I'm top
Pure top.
Are you versatile?
Not interested though.
Faggot what are you saying? Fuck you.
I'm not gay, cause I take top potion. Fuck you.
Cut
Their logic are so great, I mean just take a look.
[Manly voice] Hello, I'm John and I'm gay.
No, you cannot be gay. You don't sound feminine at all.
Hello, my name is Josh, and I have three kids, and I'm a heterosexual.
Yeah, you're definitely gay.
Saw that?! This uneducated guy thinks voice has something to with the sexuality!
Many uneducated homophobic think that gay men cannot produce sperms or have penises too.
I've seen them!
Bro, do you even have it?
You don't?
Homophobics with facts!
Fact number one
You choose to be homo
oh okay
today I choose to be a homo and tomorrow I will be a heterosexual alright?
Fact two
Homosexual wants to have sex with everybody
They get crushes on everyone
attracted to every men right?
Well you're not gonna like this
I am gay
and I don't find you attractive.
Fact number three
All the sexual diseases are spreaded by gay men.
Monkeys started aids!
That monkey was definitely gay.
I think that monkey was you.
Stay away from me!
[Indian guy]
Religious homophobic
I just talked to god
and he told me that we have permission to kill all the homosexual because they're wrong in our society.
Let's kill 'em!
I believe in god.
God wants us to develop, I never heard god saying "Kill the people I created!"...
I created homos so heteros could kill them and feel better about themselves.
That is it, I hope I made you smile and inspired you. I love you so much.
[Kissing]
I really do.
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and now it's me Yugvijay saying Good Bye. Keep developing, believing in yourself and working hard. Walk, walk, walk....
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