I had a video scripted, and then something happened that made the topic of that video
way more relevant,
to an extent that I feel like I can no longer make the video
because the person who the thing happened with will think it's about them.
Oh my god, is he talking about me?
I'm a person.
Things have happened with me.
Literally anyone I've interacted with in any way for the past, like, three months can
now interpret that as being about them,
and then can also interpret it as being an extremely negative thing about them,
and then can also be scared that maybe I secretly hate them.
It's probably not about you,
Martha.
This has nothing to do with you, Martha.
Stop being so self-centered, Martha.
God, I'm just so fed up with Martha always making everything about her-
To be clear, I just chose a random name.
If you're watching this and your name is actually Martha, that was not about you,
okay, Martha?
Not everything is about-
Now I can relate to Martha,
because if there's one thing I'm good at it's making everything about me.
I can take any vague statement on the internet and convince myself that it's about me.
Some YouTubers just act so fake and arrogant.
Is that…
me?
That seems like me.
I don't know how to break it to my friend that he's going bald.
Don't worry.
I know.
Sometimes it's really hard to cut toxic people out of your life.
I'm sorry for being toxic.
Please just rip off the bandaid.
This girl on my train is so annoying.
Maybe they changed the gender of the annoying person to throw me off their scent.
My grandpa died.
I could be a grandpa in, like, 50 years.
What if this is my time-travelling grandson?
I do this offline, too.
Someone will be upset, and I won't know why they're upset,
so I'll assume I'm the reason they're upset, and I'll apologize profusely…
for…
existing?
Now, I'm aware that this is irrational, but I'm incredibly self-centered.
So…
Here are some statements that you can interpret as being about you.
[music]
There's someone watching this video right now,
and it's not, like, a two-way interaction or anything.
They're just watching silently on their laptop or their phone or some other device,
but I can sense them there.
And they are SO obnoxious.
Just to give you a visual of the person I'm talking about.
They have two eyes.
A nose.
They smell like garbage.
What's really wrong with them, though, is their essence.
It's their deep down.
And what's deep down in this person's soul is, like, a rotting,
moldy
brussel sprout.
They are irritating.
They are annoying.
They are other synonyms.
I think they might have scrolled down to the comment section earlier even though the video
is still going on,
like, excuse you?
I am talking.
They're doing this parasocial thing right now
where they're watching this video as if I'm, like,
their friend,
complaining to them in a one-on-one interaction.
Which obviously is not the case.
I'm complaining to, like, several hundred people,
and maybe they rationally recognize that, but they're still feeling this like it's
a personal interaction,
which is incredibly stupid, right?
This person's an idiot.
And the funny thing is, they're just listening to me complain about them right now.
And I don't know if they realize that they're the one I'm complaining about.
Maybe they sort of feel like they are.
They sort of feel like this is a personal, one-on-one complaint.
But then they think that rationally that's not what's going on, and that I'm actually
complaining about some broader internet phenomenon,
which is incredibly stupid, right?
I'm just complaining about one person,
and that person's an idiot for not realizing.
And that person is named Martha.
[music]
Again, I'm joking.
I have no hostility towards anyone named Martha.
In fact, I don't care at all about anyone named Martha.
As in, I don't know anyone named Martha.
Not like I don't feel the capacity for empathy with anyone named Martha.
Is there a way to name-block a YouTube video so no one named Martha can watch?
Is that a YouTube feature that exists?
Can someone please get on that?
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