Elon Musk FUNNY Interview Clips, SARCASM, COMEDY, Jokes Video Compilation!!! (2018)
although there's competitors now ramping up and as you're familiar with BYD
which is also on the west coast I think they're ramping a production of their
electric vehicles Warren Buffett owns 10% stake in that why do you laugh
trying to compete why do you laugh have you seen their car you're obviously a
very competitive person you're competing with the likes of Jeff Bezos in Jeff ooh
here we are on top of our giant ball of liquid oxygen they say face Lex has big
balls and it's true there was some recent article about how I'm such a
great marketer and like I say the stupidest things that can't possibly be
true my issue is that I don't have a filter not that I have too much of a
filter you got to be kidding me sorry you're a long Musk I am
Oh what are you doing here I'm washing dishes well I was on the turkey line but
I got to murder for being too generous with the gravy what an honor to meet you
I I'm such a fan of Tesla and SpaceX do all your companies of Howard Wolowitz
Caltech nice to meet you hard that feels great
to come down here and help the less fortunate huh oh yeah nothing better
than helping people which is something I realized when I was viewing earth from
the deck of the International Space Station where I spent two months as a
payload specialist a job I was qualified for because I'm an mit-trained engineer
I pick sorry it's just you're you really want you to adopt me well you here on
Thanksgiving so you're probably a good person huh I made my wife come down to
you think you might ever get back out to space is that a job offer cuz I really
want to go to Mars assuming I can bring my wife she hardly takes up any room
she's basically a carry-on
well we're not quite there yet but we're always looking for engineers slowly give
me my email we can stay in touch thank you hello
someone hardly touched their pumpkin pie want to share it with me
partially eaten piece of pumpkin pie from a homeless shelter with Elon Musk
II bet I do you see where things going with virtual reality if you extrapolate
that out into the future then eventually those games will be indistinguishable
from reality that were so realistic you will not be able to tell the difference
between that game and the reality as we know we know that that didn't happen in
the past and that we're not in one of those games ourselves oh we're out the
aliens maybe they're among us I don't know some people think I'm an alien not
true okay if there are super intelligent
aliens out there they're probably already observing us you're clear I
don't want to die on it if you're gonna pick some place to die then why not Mars
and if I do die on Mars I just don't want it to be on impact
something that happens over 30 or 40 years the transition to electric
vehicles ultimately we will have to have some kind of universal basic income
there will be fewer and fewer jobs that a robot cannot do better so with
automation or almost everything will get very cheap take that approach of your
oyster sound agree wrong and your goal is to be less wrong not as much fun
being me as you'd think I don't know you don't think so yeah this definitely it
could be worse but it's I I'm not sure I would I'm not
sure I want to be me I think any any natural resource extraction laws would
be that the output would be for Mars definitely wouldn't make sense to
transport more stuff 200 million miles back to earth
you know honestly like if you had like crack cocaine on Mars like in
prepackaged you know pallets it still wouldn't make sense to
transport it back here here you good times for the Martians but not back here
it's like I'm gonna be kind of weird if the aliens landed in the ocean with
parachutes I'm like okay nothing to fear
I think it's so it's a thing a moot point because you want to bring the
spaceship back like these spaceships are expensive okay if they're hard to bulls
just leave them there so whether or not people want to come back or not is kind
of like they can jump on if they want but they need the spaceship back
our own USF course is funding the Russians compete against us it's super
messed up
then you say to me earlier in this conversation we don't want to do
business with jerks who does right well so I'm wondering what well in my
business sadly it's occasionally necessary butchered it the Model X is
now over two years late what went wrong well I do have an issue with post
reality you have this great shot of green plants on a red background and I
thought okay maybe that would get some money shot you gotta be don't be the
money shot yeah I never quite sure whether that's the sort of a word you
can use or not you know nobody's see a company forever I mean eventually you
know they they carry you out no friend asked me at a party hey what are you
gonna call it third generation cars like well we've got the s and the X you might
as well make the PE you know and and then it kind of stuck even though even
though we're just kidding and then just just to sort of add to it
we also just just for laughs a trademark the model why
and but I guess it's things were pretty dry in the trademark world so nobody
picked up on that and anyway then then Ford gave us a call and said they were
gonna sue us for using model II and we're like okay like Ford's killing sex
I mean that's a terrible hi my name is Rahul snot from Los Angeles and I have a
Tesla launch you know I we do not make Tesla watches thank you for that it's
electric that's beautiful we're winning a date I was all I was talking about was
electric cars that was not a big winning conversation so it was a bit of a
monologue was it yeah she said she said the first question I asked her was do
you ever think about electric cars
wasn't great but recently it's been more effective oh Jesus sorry snaps I just
stabbed you that's the reason why I'm sitting here talking wonder guy from
Tesla all right you get the last word my
friend I love you will so you wrecked the car you get out of
the car you're doubling over with laughter really isn't what you said why
are you laughing that you just wrecked this car and you said no you don't know
the funny part it wasn't insured well look at the punch lines correct I'm
probably number one on the list of famous last words I said watch this yeah
what's this that could be awkward with a rocket launch stock price down again
today 10% do you care about that I mean it's it kind of sucks running a polar
company you think it's more dangerous to patent than not about it since our
primary competitors are national governments the enforceability of
patents this question of all much less than we spend on health care but maybe
more than we spend on lipstick you know something like that I'm and I like
lipstick it's not like I've got anything against it so yeah I can't wait for that
comment to go out there California taxpayers are going to be on the hook to
build the most expensive high speed rail per mile in the world and be slowest
which is know so not the superlatives yeah and it's like if that just seemed
extremely crazy that GM would ignore this because it's quite rare for people
to hold a candlelight vigil about a product and particularly a GM product I
think the reality of being president is that you're actually like the captain of
a very huge ship and have a small rudder
previously when people have tried to make a reasonable system they found that
if they would get some portion of the way and then conclude that success was
not one of the possible outcomes now in government programs of course that the
program would still continue for quite some time
the opener called SpaceX has developed the technologies that that can take
humanity to Mars would you want to be on that flight I'd like to get a voice
absolutely I think it would be great to be born on earth and die on Mars just
hopefully right at the point of impact
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