"#Kerala is the state where cow was slaughtered publicly
Where "Cow" was?
COWS Da!
Plural!
We're not having one...many cowsu!
"...had I been PM no relief would have granted
from centre..."
Well, for that you need to start selling tea and...
...pretend like you have a degree.
"...let the bastard CM..."
So he spelt 'bastard' as b-a-s-t-r-d because he doesnt know whether its an 'a'
or an 'e'.
This is what happens. Education, kids!
Stay in school.
"...let the bastard CM handle the situation."
And he did!
Our CM did handle the situation.
"When it floods in Bihar yearly, you don't say anything"
We haven't been flooded in 100 years apparently and we question the government as to what
they're doing If you're getting flooded every year, shouldn't
you ask them what they're doing for you?
KJ Alphonse says...
"Don't need food or clothes, need handymen like electricians and plumbers"
Sir, I've already contacted Johnny Sins.
He's on the way.
He can play any role
Sanjay Sahni says...
"Let them die!"
"We should not care for them, after all they think themselves different and unique
from India" "Let them die!"
Ashwini Kumar, you do know that India is a country that prides itself on diversity
and uniqueness, right?
It's not our fault we're so swag!
[Swag intensifies]
@Suresh 7-7-8-2-0-7-7-6
which is probably the number of times he jerks off
"High rates of divorce by womensu..."
Women, apostrophe - 's'
- "...are in Kerala in India it is also cause
for floods in Kerala" This guy doesn't know how to use an apostrophe
It is such a castatrophe, I mean, cat..o.. strophe.. apo...?
"Kerala and whole Islamic state suffered
cause of Islam" "They not believe in live TOGATHER"
"But Hinduism is believe" "We in Gujarat we suffered almost every
year but we never BAG" "We still survive"
This shows that you must stay in school for English
Especially English!
Mohandas says...
"There is some ulterior motive behind everyone talking only about the flooding"
So Mohandas, there is a conspiracy and to hide that, they flooded a whole state?
[Conspiracy intensifies]
So this next person has a very unfortunate name
with regards to the fact that she's actually insulting Malayalis
It's like if a South Indian is insulting North Indians
and his first name was BC So MYRA Gaikwad says...
"Dear Mallus..."
Actually it's more like DEAR MALLUS!
"I request North Indians not to donate a single penny to these beef eaters"
Don't give penny, give rupees no?
"My friends in Kerala tell me they are getting boxes with biscuits"
"slogan on the box is 'Jesus Loves You'" says Madhav
Madhav, I'm pretty sure you don't have friends.
Especially friends in Kerala ok, I don't see what's wrong with that
It's a very nice message no?
'Jesus Loves You'?
Ashok Hooli says...
Dhruva Bhai" comma "we have been to Kerala" fullstop.
Kerala 'k' is not capital "they" - 't' is not capital
"...are refusing to take money" fullstop.
"95% Keralarites are rich" fullstop.
"they" - 't' is not capital "...are ready to pay double for plumber,
Carpenter..."
'C' capital for some reason "...painter, electrician" fullstop.
"they" - 't' is not capital "...don't need stuff or money" fullstop.
"this" - 't' is not capital "...is the reality"
"95% Keralites are rich" ? I think you are confused
This is Kerala, not Wakanda.
So I know you guys have a lot of issues with us
But it's okay, we still like you guys
In case there's any trouble
Please don't hesitate to call us We will definitely be there for you.
You know what?
Don't even ask us.
All you have to do is beam a light into the sky which has 'BEEF'
written on top of it And we'll find you and we'll help you
For all the help that we have received
Thank you! You guys are wonderful!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Thank you!
All of you!
All the haters, all the lovers You're all invited to eat sadhya with us
It's veg!
No Beef!
Between us or on the plate
So with that I'd like to conclude by saying...
Happy Onam!
Happy Onam everybody!
Happy Onam everybody!
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