*sign* What a morning, what a morning, Mr. Tremblay, what a day!
Hello Mr. Sagnuts, how are you today?
Oh, I'm fantasti...
Where's Diesel?
Uhh, actually, I don't know Mr. Sagnuts, I haven't seen him in awhile.
Hey guys, sorry I'm late, I was, uh... watering my cat.
That cat must've been really dry, eh?
Buddy, don't forget we have that deadline soon, eh?
Yeah, totally, I'm on it!
Mr. Tremblay, where the fuck is Diesel?
You know, I don't know, he said he'd be there soon, but the deadline, the project, it's...
Sorry guys, I had to baptize my hamster, sorry.
Diesel!
You have the work ethic of a dead raccoon!
You're really fucking this up, we're gonna miss that deadline!
I'll make it happen.
Diesel, new scarves are in... are you fucking kidding me...
WHERE THE FUCK IS DIESEL?!
If I fucking find this little tweep I'm gonna crush him up like a spaghetti noodle!
*comeback weak*
You are the most incompetent sack of shit in the 5-1-4!
*misses*
That should do it! Good job guys!
Mr. Diesel, you've really shaped up these last couple weeks, I'm proud of you.
How about I treat you boys to some pizza.
Do you want Med Pizza?
Did you say MED PIZZA?
Yeah, I'll get that guys!
Wow, that was inhumanely fast!
*casual abduction*
What the hell is going on?
You know why you're here.
No, I have no idea.
Wait, what?
Did you not tell him?
I thought you were going to!
Shit!
Sorry about that...
We need your help with something.
Can you call your crew?
You guys could've just texted or something... but yeah, I'll do it.
Siri, call Lynn.
Fuck off, do it yourself!
Alright, I'll do it myself.
*about to answer but nah*
*shotguns juicebox*
Yeah, what's up?
Get over here dude, I need you for a job.
You know what?
I didn't want to be designated driver anyway.
Hey, Mitch, man of many words.
How you doing man?
Aw, that's sweet, listen man, I need you for a job. You in?
Yo! Yeah, man, what's up?
Jasmin, what are you up to?
Dude, I'm so busy right now!
Listen, doesn't matter, I need you for a job, how soon can you get over here?
Seriously?
Alright, anything for you, man.
I'll postpone it, it's fine. See ya.
Ugh, I was looking forward to this.
Yo, you ready for the meeting?
I gotta postpone, I'm sorry.
*unintillegible roasting*
*rekt*
You guys can stay here, do the meeting, I'll catch up after, I'm sorry.
What do you guys think about Dove?
*peeps approve*
I mean, while we're in here, might as well?
Alright, here's the deal.
Some bad guys have stolen something very important to us, and we need you to help us get it back.
We don't have all the details yet, but we do know where it is located.
Isn't that downstairs?
Nah...
We need you to get in, take out the bad guys, get the package, and get out.
Woah, what's in it for us?
We realize this is risky, so we're prepared to offer you..
Frrrhhrree beers at Blues Pub for the entire year.
Alright, we're in.
Alright guys, let's kick this into gear.
God damn it, I thought that would work!
I think that could work.
Ahh... I love the smell of Nerf in the morning.
Ain't nobody getting past us!
You guys ready?
Shit yes!
Let's do this.
*nods*
Sup. Hey, so how'd your dog do on that test man?
She did top of her class actually, thanks for asking!
What a smart cookie!
Thanks, she tried really hard.
OH SHIT!
I'm outta bullets.
Me too!
How about we settle this like real women?
*blood-curdling scream*
*Corona?* *Corona?* It's on.
*MAJOR*
Mr. Diesel, I've been expecting you.
You have something that belongs to us, Dr. Nip Slip!
Oh, do I now?
*v smooth chair turn*
You guys have guns?
Woah, where'd you even get that, what the hell?
No, don't, stop pointing it at me.
I don't get paid enough for this, this is just a part-time job, I'm just
trying to put food on my table, I'm just trying to pay my tuition, you know textbooks are
really expensive, you know my courses don't have course packs, they're just trying to
rip me off at this point I don't have time for this, just leave, please, leave
and bring your guns, I don't want that here, thank you.
FAMILY!
Nice work guys, that was a toughie!
You know, what did we risk our lives for anyway?
Are those Frosh bracelets?
Oh shit!
We could just keep those.
Yeah, but then we wouldn't get free beers at Blues Pub for life.
He's right!
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