Waching daily Sep 26 2017

>> GAL GADOT, I'MMA -- I'MMA?

I MMA, IS THAT A WORD?

I'MMA BE WONDERING WHY THAT

WOMAN GOT NO TITTIES.

THEY'RE HERE.

>> EMMA WOTSON SEEMS LIKE THE

TYPE OF GIRL I'D BE FRIENDS WITH

FOR LIKE THREE DAYS AND THEN GET

SICK OF BUT NOT TELL HER.

>> JAKE GYLLENHAAL HAS THE MOST

PUNCHABLE FACE OF ALL TIME.

I'D LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO

SOCK HIM IN HIS UGLY, SOFT,

STARRY-EYED PUG FACE.

>> ELISABETH MOSS LOOKS

STUNNING, I THINK SHE CAN CLEAN

UP WELL, DESPITE MY

GRANDMOTHER'S HARSH OPINION THAT

SHE'S HIDEOUS.

>> I BET THAT JOHN LITHGOW'S

BALL SACK LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIS

FACE. MY FACE IS NOT COMPLIMENTED BY

MY BALL SACK IS.

>> DAVE CHAPPELL HEAD DON'T FIT

HIS BODY NO MORE.

HE FORGOT TO EXERCISE THAT MILK

DUD.

>> ALL FROWNING OLD DUDES ARE

JEFFREY TAM BOR TO ME.

THAT'S JUST HURTFUL.

>> CAN DWETH PALTROW STICK TO

STEAMING HER VAGINA AND SHUT THE

[ BLEEP ] UP FOR GOD SAKE.

>> JENNIFER ANSTOR IS WHAT

HAPPENS WHEN A BAG OF FLOUR GETS

ITS BIG BREAK.

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE I'M A BAG OF

FLOUR. FUNNY.

>> JIM PARSONS LOOKS LIKE A

VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY THAT CAME TO

LIFE TO BECOME A SEX OFFENDER.

OH, GOD.

>> JAMIE LANSTER HAS A TINY

[ BLEEP ], PASS IT ON.

>> KRISTIN BELL SEEMS LIKE THE

KIND OF PERSON I'D BE THRILLED

TO BE PAIRED UP WITH FOR A

SCHOOL PROJECT BUT THEN WOULD

NEVER WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HER

OTHERWISE. THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE.

>> I BET JENNIFER LAWRENCE GIVES

REAL UNENTHUSIASTIC [ BLEEP ].

HOW DO THEY KNOW?

>> I'M GOING TO SUBMIT BOB

ODENKIRK TO UGLY WHITES.

>> SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME I SMILED

LIKE MICHAEL KEATON AND I DON'T

KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE ONE

MILLION SELFIES OR PUT A GUN IN

MY MOUTH.

I'D PUT A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.

>> AT REAL DONALD TRUMP WRITES

JUST TRIED WATCHING "SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE," UNWATCHABLE,

TOTALLY BIASED, NOT FUNNY AND

THE BALDWIN IMPERSONATION JUST

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

SAD. >> IS KUMAIL'S [ BLEEP ]

MULTIPLE COLORS.

YES, EVERY SHADE OF YOUR MOM'S

LIP STICKS.

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Jimmy Kimmel's Emotional Weekend Over Health Care Battle - Duration: 8:49.

I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD WEEKEND.

I HAD AN EMOTIONAL WEEKEND, FOR

SURE. AS YOU MAY KNOW, I WOUND UP IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE NATIONAL

HEALTH CARE DEBATE AFTER -- I

KNOW IT'S RIDICULOUS, BUT AFTER

A SENATOR, SENATOR BILL CASSIDY

OF LOUISIANA WHO WAS ON MY SHOW

IN MAY AND PROMISED A HEALTH

CARE PLAN WOULD PASS THE JIMMY

KIMMEL TEST.

MY SON BILLY HAD OPEN HEART

SURGERY SHORTLY AFTER HE WAS

BORN.

HE NEEDS TWO MORE SURGERIES AND

THAT EXPERIENCE OPENED MY EYES

TO HOW DIFFICULT LIFE CAN BE FOR

PARENTS IN THAT SITUATION AND

HOW IMPORTANT IT IS THAT

FAMILIES ARE COVERED LIKE WE

ARE.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE PLAN SENATOR

K CASSIDY AND HIS COLLEAGUE

LINDSEY GRAHAM CAME UP WITH DOES

NOT SUFFICIENTLY PROTECT THOSE

PARENTS OR CHILDREN OR ANYONE

REALLY. SO I CALLED HIM OUT, BECAUSE HE

SAID IT PASSED THE JIMMY KIMMEL

TEST. IT'S A PERSONAL THING FOR ME.

I WAS IN THREE CITIES THIS

WEEKEND, AND AT A CHARITY EVENT.

I MET SO MANY PEOPLE, ALMOST

EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS A

STRANGER, WANTING TO TELL ME

THAT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT

THAT OUR PRESIDENT AND HALF OUR

SENATORS ARE TRYING TO KILL

SAVED OR DRASTICALLY APPROVED

THEIR LIVES, MEMBERS OF THEIR

FAMILY'S LIVES AND/OR THEIR

CHILDREN'S LIVES.

THEY COME UP TO ME AND SAID, MR.

FALLON, THANK YOU FOR SPEAKING

OUT AND I JUST LET IT GO,

BECAUSE I TALKED TO PROBABLY 200

PEOPLE, AND I HEARD THESE

STORIES, SAW PICTURES OF

CHILDREN WHO ARE NOT WELL.

PEOPLE GOT TEARED UP.

QUITE A FEW OF THEM TOLD ME THEY

WERE REPUBLICANS.

NOT POLITICIANS.

ONLY 47% OF REPUBLICAN VOTERS

APPROVE UPON GRAHAM/CASSIDY, BUT

MORE THAN 90% OF REPUBLICAN

SENATORS ARE LIKELY TO VOTE FOR

IT.

A NEW ABC NEWS POLL SAYS

AMERICANS OVERALL PREFER

OBAMACARE TO THIS NEW BILL,

56-33%, BUT SOME OF OUR SENATORS

ARE STILL TRYING TO PASS THIS

NEW BILL, BECAUSE THEY DON'T

ACTUALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

THEY WANT YOU TO THINK WHAT THEY

THINK.

THAT'S WHY THEY KEEP SAYING

OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

YOU HEAR THAT WORD A LOT.

OBAMACARE DEFINITELY NEEDS WORK,

BUT THINK ABOUT THIS, DID ANYONE

HAVE TO CONVINCE YOU HURRICANE

HARVEY WAS A DISASTER?

NO, BECAUSE IT WAS A DISASTER.

OBVIOUSLY. SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP TELLING YOU

SOMETHING IS A DISASTER, IT

PROBABLY ISN'T ONE.

AND NO ONE HAS SPOKEN ABOUT THIS

DISASTER THING MORE THAN DONALD

TRUMP. >> OBAMACARE IS AN ABSOLUTE

DISASTER. >> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> OBAMA CARE, A DISASTER.

>> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> OBAMACARE IS A TOTAL

DISASTER.

>> THE DISASTER KNOWN AS OBAMA

CARE.

>> THE DISASTER KNOWN AS

OBAMACARE.

>> THE DISASTER KNOWN AS

OBAMACARE. >> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> OBAMACARE IS A DISASTER.

>> THE DISASTER KNOWN AS --

>> OBAMACARE!

>> THAT WAS EASY.

>> Jimmy: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET

THIM' THESAURUS ALREADY.

THEN ON FRIDAY, COMMON SENSE AND

DECENCY PREVAILED WHEN SENATOR

JOHN McCAIN OF ARIZONA WROTE IN

AND PULLED A RED WEDDING ON THIS

THING, SAYING HE COULD NOT

SUPPORT CASSIDY GRAHAM, EVEN

THOUGH IT WAS CO-WRITTEN BY ONE

OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE

PRETENDED TO LIKE SOMETHING JUST

BECAUSE ONE OF MY FRIENDS WROTE

IT?

A MILLION, ALL RIGHT?

SO THAT WAS BIG.

AND SENATOR McCAIN'S POSITION ON

THIS DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH

PRESIDENT TRUMP.

HERE'S WHAT TRUMP HAD TO SAY

ABOUT IT, DURING YET ANOTHER

MAST UR BA TORE RALLY IN

HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA ON FRIDAY.

>> JOHN McCAIN CAME IN AND WENT

THUMB'S DOWN AT 3:00 IN THE

MORNING.

I KNOW SO MUCH, FOLKS, I COULD

TELL YOU.

IT WAS SAD.

AND WE HAD A COUPLE OF OTHER

SENATORS, BUT, YOU KNOW, AT

LEAST WE KNEW WHERE WE STOOD.

THAT WAS LIKE REALLY A HORRIBLE

THING. HONESTLY, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE,

HORRIBLE THING THAT HAPPENED TO

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

>> SAID THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE

THING THAT HAPPENED TO THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: HE'S NOT EVEN RIGHT.

THE TRUTH IS JOHN McCAIN

PROBABLY SAVED THE REPUBLICAN

PARTY BY DOING THIS.

BECAUSE IF YOU THINK

GRAHAM/CASSIDY IS UNPOPULAR NOW,

WAIT UNTIL PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE

WITH IT, OR NOT LIVE WITH IT.

THEN WHO GETS BLAMED?

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

THIS IS ONE OF THE RARE MOMENTS

WHEN WE ACTUALLY NEEDED CONGRESS

TO DO NOTHING.

WHICH IS WHAT THEY'RE REALLY

GOOD AT, BY THE WAY.

ANYWAY, I TWEETED MY THANKS TO

SENATOR McCAIN OVER THE WEEKEND,

AND THAT APPARENTLY CAUGHT THE

ATTENTION OF THE FOLKS AT FOX &

FRIENDS. >> TALKING ABOUT PRAISING, IT'S

PLAYING OUT EVERYWHERE, JIMMY

KIMMEL IS PRAISING JOHN McCAIN,

PRAISING HIM FOR BEING A HERO

AGAIN AND OWN AND NOW AGAIN.

>> WHO SAYS I'M NOT A SERIOUS

ADVOCATE FOR HEALTH CARE REFORM?

LOOK AT ALL THE CHICKEN WINGS ON

THAT.

[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: NOW I REALIZE MAYBE I

SHOULD HAVE CHANGED MY PROFILE

PICTURE BEFORE I GOT INVOLVED

WITH THIS.

SO ALL THE PROPAGANDA OUTLETS

GOT VERY EXCITED.

THEY FOUND OUT, THEY READ IN AN

ARTICLE THAT I SPOKE TO SENATOR

SCHUMER, WHO IS A DEMOCRAT, WHEN

I WAS DOING RESEARCH AND THEY

WENT NUTS.

THEY CALLED ME A PAWN AND A

MOUTHPIECE. THEY SAID I WAS A PUPPET FOR THE

DEMOCRATS. THEY SAID I WAS EXTREMELY WELL

ENDOWED -- OH, NO ONE SAID THAT?

ANYWAY, THIS IS WHAT THEY SAID.

>> THINK ABOUT THIS.

FOR MONTHS, A NETWORK EVENING

SHOW HAS BEEN TALKING TO ONE

SIDE OF THE AISLE TO GET THEIR

TALKING POINTS ON A BILL.

IF YOU WANT CONFIRMATION THAT

THE SO-CALLED MAINSTREAM MEDIA

IS THE OPPOSITION PARTY IN BED

WITH THE DEMOCRATS, THERE YOU

HAVE IT.

HOW MUCH TALK HAS HIS STAFF HAD

WITH SENATOR GRAHAM OR CASSIDY

OR THE MAJORITY LEADER?

PROBABLY NONE, MAYBE SOME.

JIMMY KIMMEL, SHOW UP.

WE'LL GET THE TALKING POINTS

FROM CHUCK AND NANCY AND FIGHT

THIS BILL THROUGH THE MEDIA.

NO SURPRISE TO THOSE OF US WHO

FEEL LIKE THE DECK IS STACKED

AGAINST US IN WASHINGTON.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU MAN WITH A

PONY KEG OF GEL IN HIS HAIR.

IT WOULD BE EASY TO DISMISS THIS

AS RIGHT-WING HYSTERIA.

I NEED TO CONFESS, COME CLEAN.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

MY WIFE AND I WERE WORRIED ABOUT

HEALTH CARE.

WE DIDN'T LIKE WHAT THE

REPUBLICANS WERE DOING, SO WE

DECIDED TO HAVE A BABY WITH

CONGENITAL HEART DEFECTS.

ONCE WE HAD THAT GOING FOR US, I

WENT ON TFV, I SPOKE OUT, AND WE

MAY HAVE STOPPED CASSIDY GRAHAM,

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE PULLED

IT OFF, BUT WE DID.

IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

IT IS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.

YOU KNOW, SINCE I STARTED

SPEAKING ABOUT THIS, I'VE BEEN

FACT-CHECKED BY -- AGAINST BILL

CASSIDY BY SIX DIFFERENT

ORGANIZATIONS, EVERY ONE OF THEM

CAME DOWN ON MY SIDE.

EVERY MAJOR HEALTH ORGANIZATION

IN THE UNITED STATES IS ON MY

SIDE. EVERY MAJOR CHARITY THAT HAS TO

DO WITH HEALTH AND MEDICARE IS

ON MY SIDE, BECAUSE THE FACTS

WERE ON MY SIDE.

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME,

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHAT IS

TRUE AND WHAT ISN'T TRUE.

ALL DAY TODAY THE SENATE FINANCE

COMMITTEE HAD A HEARING ON THIS

BILL.

THERE WERE PROTESTS IN THE

HALLWAYS, HEATED EXCHANGES.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, JUST

ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO,

ONE OF THE TWO KEY REPUBLICAN

HOLD-OUTS, SUSAN COLLINS,

SENATOR FROM MAINE, SAID SHE

WOULD NOT SUPPORT

GRAHAM/CASSIDY, WHICH MEANS THIS

BILL IS --

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: -- ALMOST CERTAINLY

DEAD, OR AT THE VERY LEAST IT'S

ON LIFE SUPPORT, WHICH ISN'T

COVERED, SO IT WILL BE DEAD.

THANK YOU, SENATOR COLLINS.

MAINE NEEDS AFFORDABLE HEALTH

CARE MORE THAN ALMOST ANY OTHER

STATE. THE SEWERS UP THERE ARE FILLED

WITH CHILD-EATING CLOWNS.

[ LAUGHTER ] AND THE BEST NEWS IS I CAN GO

BACK TO TALKING ABOUT THE

KARDASHIANS. GUYS, KYLIE'S PREGNANT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: ANYWAY, THE WHOLE

THING'S BEEN A ROLLER COASTER

FOR ME AND MY WIFE.

DEFINITELY SOME LOW MOMENTS, BUT

ON SATURDAY NIGHT, STEVIE WONDER

HAD A CONCERT IN CENTRAL PARK,

WHERE HE DEDICATED A SONG THAT

HAPPENS TO BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE

SONGS, TO MY SON.

>> THIS IS FOR EVERY WONDERFUL

CHILD, A YOUNG BABY BOY, BABY

GIRL. JIMMY KIMMEL, THIS IS FOR YOUR

CHILD FROM ME.

LET'S SING IT, ARE Y'ALL READY?

LET'S GO!

♪ ♪

>> ONE, TWO -- ♪

♪ ISN'T SHE LOVELY ♪

>> Jimmy: NICE, BUT I DON'T KNOW

HOW TO TELL STEVIE MY SON IS A

BOY.

BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT

COUNTS.

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Paige might be coming back to a WWE ring - Duration: 1:35.

Cathy Kelly here at WWE headquarters, and although we haven't seen Paige compete

in WWE since June of 2016, on Monday Paige revealed that she is on the road back.

Posting a photo outside the WWE performance center.

The cryptic post had everyone talking and wonder if the two-time

Divas champion was beginning her return back to active competition in WWE.

And the women of the performance center were especially excited.

Iconic NXT superstar Billie Kay sent some love to the first NXT women's champion.

Ember Moon also tweeted her encouragement to Paige, and

while Paige has not stepped foot in a WWE ring since

before the 2016 brand extension graph, she was selected to raw.

Despite her absence and the rise of many female superstars during her time away,

there's no doubt in the WWE universe that this is still Paige's house.

Paige is still the youngest superstar to ever hold a women's title in WWE,

capturing the Divas Championship when she was 21 years old.

>> [APPLAUSE] >> Now look at this.

Whoa!

Paige, the cover.

Puts the leg on the [INAUDIBLE].

She did it, Paige did it.

>> [APPLAUSE] >> We have a new champion.

>> What!

>> Wednesday Paige offered an update on her training and

you have to believe that the champions on both RAW and Smack down live

grip their titles a little more tighter knowing that she's coming back.

Make sure to stick with WWE.com for

any updates on Paige returning to the Performance Center.

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Jimmy Kimmel on Bill Cassidy's Health "Care" Bill - Duration: 6:58.

HE KNOW YOU'LL FIND THIS HARD TO

BELIEVE BUT A FEW MONTHS AGO

AFTER MY SON HAD OPEN HEART

SURGERY, WHICH WAS SOMETHING I

SPOKE ABOUT ON THE AIR, A

POLITICIAN, A SENATOR NAMED BILL

CASSIDY FROM LOUISIANA, WAS ON

MY SHOW AND HE WASN'T VERY

HONEST. IT SEEMED LIKE HE WAS BEING

HONEST.

HE GOT A LOT OF CREDIT AND

ATTENTION FOR COMING OFF LIKE A

RARE, REASONABLE VOICE IN THE

REPUBLICAN PARTY WHEN IT CAME TO

HEALTH CARE.

FOR COMING ONE SOMETHING HE

CALLED, I DIDN'T NAME IT THIS.

HE NAMED IT THIS OF THE TELL

JIMMY KIMMEL TEST WHICH WAS IN A

NUT SHELL NO, FAMILY SHOULD BE

DENIED MEDICAL CARE, EMERGENCY

OR OTHERWISE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T

AFFORD IT.

HE AGREED TO IT.

HE SAID HE WOULD ONLY SUPPORT A

HEALTH CARE BILL THAT MADE SURE

A CHILD LIKE MINE WOULD GET

HEALTH COVERAGE HE NEEDS NO,

MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY HIS

PARENTS MAKE.

THAT DID NOT HAVE ANNUAL OR

LIFETIME CAPS.

THESE INSURANCE COMPANIES WANT

LIFETIME CAMS TO LIMIT HOW MUCH

THEY HAVE TO PAY OUT.

SO FOR INSTANCE IF YOUR SON

NEEDS HE HEART SURGERY, IT CAN

COST HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF

DOLLARS A PIECE.

IF HE HITS HIS CAP, HE IS ON HIS

OWN.

OUR CURRENT PLAN PROTECTS

AMERICANS AND PREVENTS INSURANCE

PROVIDERS FROM JACKING UP THE

RATES FOR PEOPLE WITH

PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS OF ALL

TYPES. AND SENATOR CASSIDY SAID HIS

PLAN WOULD DO THAT, TOO.

HE SAID ALL THIS ON TELEVISION

MANY TIMES.

>> AS YOU PRESENT THAT, I ASK,

DOES IT PASS THE JIMMY KIMMEL

TEST? WITH A CHILD BORN WITH A

CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE BE ABLE

TO GET EVERYTHING HE WOULD NEED

IN THAT FIRST YEAR OF LIFE?

I WANT TO IT FAST JIMMY KIMMEL

TEST. >> SO LAST WEEK, BILL CASSIDY

AND SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM

PROPOSE AD NEW BILL AND IT DOES

FAST JIMMY KIMMEL TEST.

BUT A DIFFERENT TEST.

WITH THIS ONE YOUR CHILD WITH A

PRE-EXISTING CONDITION WILL GET

THE CARE HE NEEDS HE IF AND FOND

HIS FATHER IS JIMMY KIMMEL.

OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT BE SCREWED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO

BILL CASSIDY BUT WHEN HE WAS ON

THIS PUBLICITY TOUR, HE LISTED

HIS DEMANDS FOR A HEALTH CARE

BILL VERY CLEARLY.

THESE WERE HIS WORDS.

HE SAID HE WANTS COVERAGE FOR

ALL. NO DISCRIMINATION BASED ON

PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.

LOWER PREMIUMS FOR LOWER MIDDLE

CLASS FAMILIES AND NO LIFETIME

CAMS.

GUESS WHAT, THE NEW BILL DOES

NONE OF THOSE THINGS.

COVERAGE FOR ALL?

NO. IN FACT IT WILL KICK ABOUT 30

MILLION AMERICANS OFF INSURANCE.

PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS?

NO. IF THE BILL PASSES, INDIVIDUAL

STATES CAN LET INSURANCE

COMPANIES CHARGE YOU MORE IF YOU

HAVE A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION.

YOU'LL FIND LITTLE LOOPHOLE

LATER ON IN THE DOCUMENT.

THEY CAN AND THEY WILL.

WILL IT LOWER PREMIUMS?

FOR MANY IT WILL RESULT IN

HIGHER PREMIUMS.

AS FAR AS NO LIFETIME CAPS GO,

THE STATES CAN DECIDE ON THAT

TOO WHICH MEANS MANY STATES WILL

DO THAT.

NOT ONLY DID IT FAIL THE JIMMY

KIMMEL TEST, HE FAILED THE BILL

CASSIDY TEST.

HE FAILED HIS OWN TEST.

THIS BILL IS WORSE THAN THE ONE

THAT THANK GOD, REPUBLICANS LIKE

SUSAN COLLINS AND LISA MURKOWSKI

AND JOHN McCAIN TORPEDOED OVER

THE SUMMER.

AND I HOPE THEY HAVE THE GOOD

SENSE TO DO THAT.

THESE OTHER GUYS WHO CLAIM THEY

WANT AMERICANS TO HAVE BETTER

HEALTH CARE.

EVEN THOUGH EIGHT YEARS AGO THEY

DIDN'T WANT THEY WILL TO HAVE

HEALTH CARE AT ALL.

THEY'RE TRYING TO DO THIS

WITHOUT AN NATURAL SFRIS THE

BIPARTISAN BUDGET OFFICE.

THEY DON'T EVEN WANT YOU TO SEE

IT.

THEY'RE HAVING ONE HEARING.

I READ THE HEARINGS BEING HELD

IN A HOMELAND COMMITTEE AND THE

CHAIRMAN AGREED TO ALLOW TWO

WITNESSES. BILL CASSIDY IS THAT LINDSEY

GRAHAM TO SPEAK.

HEALTH CARE IS COMPLICATED.

IT IS BORING.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

THE DETAILS ARE CONFUSING AND

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE RELYING ON.

THEY'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO BE SO

OVERWHELMED. THAT YOU'LL COUNT THEY WILL TO

TAKE CARE OF YOU AND WE'RE

LOOKING AT OUR INSTAGRAM

ACCOUNTS, LIKING THINGS, WHILE

THEY'RE VOTING WHETHER PEOPLE

CAN AFFORD TO KEEP THEIR

CHILDREN ALIVE.

MOST OF THE CONGRESS PEOPLE WHO

WILL VOTE THIS PROBABLY WON'T

EVEN READ IT.

THEY WANT TO US TREAT IT LIKE AN

iTUNES SERVICE AGREEMENT.

AND THIS GUY BILL CASSIDY LIED

RIGHT TO MY FACE.

>>> DO YOU BELIEVE EVERY

AMERICAN REGARDLESS OF INCOME

SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET REGULAR

CHECK-

CHECK-UPS, MATERNITY CARE, ALL

OF THOSE THINGS PEOPLE NEED?

>> YES, MA'AM.

>> SO YEP WASHINGTON FOR NO.

>> I NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD GET

INVOLVED IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

MY AREA OF EXPERTISE IS EATING

PIZZA AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.

WE CAN'T LET THEY WILL DO IT TO

OUR CHILDREN, OUR SENIOR

CITIZENS, OUR VETERANS AND

ANYTHING ELSE.

BEFORE YOU POST A NASTY GRAM, I

AM POLITICIZING MY SON'S HEALTH

PROBLEMS BECAUSE I HAVE TO.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

MY FAMILY HAS HEALTH INSURANCE.

WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

THIS. BUT OTHER PEOPLE DO.

SO YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR DISGUSTING

COMMENTS WHERE YOUR DOCTOR WON'T

BE GIVING YOU A PROSTATE EXAM

ONCE THEY TAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE

BENEFITS AWAY.

SOMEHOW JAPAN, ENGLAND, CANADA,

GERMANY, FRANCE, THEY ALL

FIGURED OUT HEALTH CARE OUT.

DON'T SAY THEY HAVE TERRIBLE

HEALTH CARE.

IT'S JUST NOT TRUE.

HERE ARE JUST SOME OF THE

PORTIONS OPPOSE THIS

GRAHAM/CASSIDY BILL.

THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY.

THE AMERICAN DIABETES

ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION.

AMERICAN LUNG ASSOCIATION.

THE ARTHRITIS FOUNDATION.

CYSTIC FIBROSIS, THE ALS

ASSOCIATION, THE MARCH OF DIMES,

MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS SOCIETY.

ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER GIVEN MONEY

TO THINKS THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

DO YOU TRUST THEY WILL OR DO YOU

TRUST HIM?

OKAY.

SO IF THIS BILL ISN'T GOOD

ENOUGH FOR YOU, CALL YOUR

CONGRESS PERSON.

THAT'S THE NUMBER.

TO GO YOUR CONGRESS PERSON,

WHEREVER HE OR SHE IS.

YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.

YOU CAN'T JUST CLICK LIKE ON

THIS VIDEO.

TELL THEY WILL THE BILL DOESN'T

PASS YOUR TEST.

NOBODY OUTSIDE OF YOUR BUDDIES

IN CONGRESS WANTS THIS BILL

OFTEN 12% OF AMERICANS SUPPORTED

THE LAST ONE AND THIS ONE IS

WORSE. RIGHT NOW THERE'S A BIPARTISAN

GROOF OF SENATORS WORKING TO

IMPROVE THE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM

WE HAVE.

WE WANT QUALITY AFFORDABLE

HEALTH CARE.

DOZENS OF OTHER COUNTRIES

FIGURED IT OUT.

SO ENSTEAD OF JAMMING THIS

HORRIBLE BILL DOWN OUR THROATS,

GO PITCH IN AND BE A PART OF IT.

I'M SURE THEY COULD USE A GUY

WITH YOUR MEDICAL BACK GROUND.

IF NOT, STOP USING MY NAME.

I DON'T WANT MY NAME ON IT.

THERE IS A NEW JIMMY KIMMEL

TEST. IT IS CALLED A LIE DETECTOR

TEST.

For more infomation >> Jimmy Kimmel on Bill Cassidy's Health "Care" Bill - Duration: 6:58.

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Developer Update | Play Nice, Play Fair | Overwatch - Duration: 7:28.

Welcome back everyone to another Developer Update. I'm Jeff from the

Overwatch team and today's Developer Update is going to be a little bit

different than the normal ones we do. Usually, we're talking about new cool

content and features, but today I would like to address an issue that I think a

lot of us have been feeling for some time, and that's sort of the rising tide

of toxicity or bad behavior in the game versus what are we (Blizzard) going to do

about it and what are we as a community together going to do about it.

So, as you guys know we recently added the reporting feature, which existed

before on PC only. It's now finally on console, as well. And, we know that this

reporting feature is not perfect. It doesn't instantly end up in the

action that you want to have taken, but there's a lot of improvements coming in

in this regard and I want to talk about them. One is that we want to start giving

you more feedback when your reports result in an action. We've been

experimenting and, to date, over 20,000 of you have received emails from us when

your report has resulted in a disciplinary action, that something

actually happened. This is just more of a pilot program more than anything else

and someday we hope to increase the frequency of those emails to really let

people know what's coming. Ideally, we're not even emailing you at all.

Ideally, we would like to be notifying you directly through the game that your

reports carry action. Now, I've heard a lot of people say, "Don't bother using the

report feature because it doesn't actually do anything," and this couldn't

be further from the truth. So, to date in Overwatch, we have taken disciplinary

action against over 480,000 accounts and 340,000 of those were

a direct result of players using the reporting system. So, you can see the vast

majority of actions we take are because players have said, "Hey, there's

another player here doing something very bad and I want to see some action."

There's not going to be a moment where we have a magic patch in Overwatch that

makes bad behavior go away, but it is a continual process that we are very

dedicated to fixing and improving. So, you're going to see some things that are

very visible, like actual changes to the game,

maybe that we're giving you more notifications about what's happening.

And then there are other things going on behind the scenes that aren't gonna be

as evident to you. For example, we're constantly tuning and adjusting our

punishment thresholds and our punishment gravity, meaning, you know, how harsh are

those punishments and what exactly happens to players. Our highest-level

philosophy is: If you are a bad person doing bad things in Overwatch, we don't

want you in Overwatch. We don't want to create areas for you or just the bad

people are in Overwatch. We just don't want those people in Overwatch.

Overwatch should be an inclusive game space. It's an inclusive, aspirational universe and

the gameplay experience should match what Overwatch is hoping to achieve.

Now, I think a lot about video games and why people behave the way that they do in

video games, and I think a lot of it comes down to the ability to freely chat

with anybody, anytime, speak your mind, which I think is super valuable.

And the other thing is the fact that we all have this anonymity online that we don't

normally have in our everyday lives. I've noticed when I'm driving in my car

and there's somebody in another car, there's a layer of anonymity there

that maybe makes it okay for that other driver to call me a jerk when they

wouldn't do it to me in person if they knew who I was. And I think that level of

anonymity is even higher in video games, and it makes people behave in a way that

I just don't think they would if they were sitting in a room with somebody else.

Now, it's hard and we've all sort of taken part in this behavior, myself included.

I've said mean things on the Internet.

But, I really do believe that, as much work as

we're doing at Blizzard and on the Overwatch team to improve this situation,

the community needs to take a deep look inward at each of us and really consider --

you know, I'm playing this game because I want to have fun and the other people on

the other team, or on my team, they're all here to have fun, as well. We should try

to make it a fun, engaging experience. Think about all the times somebody said

something negative to you in the game and imagine now if somebody had said

something positive instead. There's a way to spread positivity that I don't think

is really prevalent right now. Sure, we can try to build game systems to

encourage that more, and we will, but we need the community to own up to their

part in the accountability that they have for really creating a great game space.

When I think about being a game developer, and the reason that we sort of

got into the the thing that we do, it's because we love creating these cool

content and features for you guys. We want to make new maps. We want to make

new heroes. We want to make animated shorts. That's where our passion is.

But, we've been put into this weird position where we're spending a tremendous amount

of time and resources punishing people and trying to make people behave better.

I wish we could take the time that we put into putting reporting on console

and have put that towards a match history system or a replay system instead.

It was the exact same people that had to work on both, who got

rerouted to work on the other. The bad behavior is not just ruining the

experience for one another, but the bad behavior is actually making the game

progress, in terms of development, at a much slower rate. I'm not trying to lay a

major guilt trip on everyone here. Like I said, I'm as guilty as everybody else.

I've had my moments when I've said mean things to my teammates or I've done bad

things on the internet. But, I do think we need to take a step back and realize

we're all here to have fun. We want Overwatch to be a really great place and

each of us can play a very very important part in that.

The Overwatch team accepts the responsibility that we have, that we can

do far better and add a lot more great systems to the game to improve

everybody's behavior and everybody's overall positive experience. And I hope

that all of us, as the player community, decide that we're going to do our parts

to really make a difference, as well. So, we'll see you guys online.

Remember to pat your teammates on the back and, if you have that negative

comment, maybe just hold it back and remember that we're all here to have fun.

Thanks, guys!

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Jimmy Kimmel Fights Back Against Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham & Chris Christie - Duration: 10:06.

I HAD AN INTERESTING DAY TODAY.

I'LL TELL YOU.

SO LAST NIGHT ON OUR SHOW, I

TOOK -- A SENATOR FROM

LOUISIANA, BILL CASSIDY, I TOOK

HIM TO TASK FOR PROMISING TO MY

FACE THAT HE WOULD OPPOSE ANY

HEALTH CARE PLAN THAT ALLOWED

INSURANCE COMPANIES TO TURN

PEOPLE WITH PRE-EXISTING

CONDITIONS AWAY, AND ANY HEALTH

CARE PLAN THAT HAD AN ANNUAL OR

LIFETIME CAP ON HOW MUCH THEY

WOULD PAY OUT FOR MEDICAL CARE.

HE SAID ANYTHING HE SUPPORTED

WOULD HAVE TO PASS WHAT HE NAMED

"THE JIMMY KIMMEL TEST" WHICH

WAS FINE, WHICH WAS GOOD.

BUT UNFORTUNATELY AND

PUZZLINGLY, HE PROPOSED A BILL

THAT WOULD ALLOW STATES TO DO

ALL THE THINGS HE SAID HE WOULD

NOT LET THEM DO.

HE MADE A TOTAL ABOUT-FACE,

WHICH MEANS HE EITHER DOESN'T

UNDERSTAND HIS OWN BILL, OR HE

LIED TO ME, IT'S SIMPLE AS THAT.

SO TODAY IT WAS A BAD MORNING

FOR SENATOR CASSIDY.

HE AND HIS COSPONSOR LINDSEY

GRAHAM SPENT THE MORNING

DEFENDING THE INDEFENSIBLE.

THIS MORNING THE SENATORS HAD AN

INTERVIEW WITH CHRIS CUOMO, CNN,

AND PULLED THE "ALL COMEDIANS

ARE DUMMIES" CARD.

>> A NEW JIMMY KIMMEL TEST

CALLED A LIE DETECTOR TEST.

YOU'RE WELCOME TO STOP BY THE

STUDIO AND TAKE IT.

>> HARSH WORDS, NOT APPARENTLY

IN JEST.

JOINING US IS SENATOR BILL

CASSIDY.

WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE, SENATOR?

>> I'M SORRY HE DOES NOT

UNDERSTAND.

>> Jimmy: OH, I GET IT, I DON'T

UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I'M A TALK

SHOW HOST, RIGHT?

THEN HELP ME OUT.

WHICH PART DON'T I UNDERSTAND?

THE PART WHERE YOU CUT $243

BILLION FROM FEDERAL HEALTH CARE

ASSISTANCE?

AM I NOT UNDERSTANDING THE PART

WHERE STATES WOULD BE ALLOWED TO

LET INSURANCE COMPANIES PRICE

YOU OUT OF COVERAGE FOR HAVING

PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS?

MAYBE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE

PART OF YOUR BILL WHICH FEDERAL

FUNDING DISAPPEARS COMPLETELY

AFTER 2026?

OR MAYBE IT WAS THE PART WHERE

THE PLANS ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED

TO PAID FOR ESSENTIAL HEALTH

BENEFITS LIKE MATERNITY CARE OR

PEDIATRIC VISITS?

OR THE PART WHERE THE AMERICAN

MIRACLE ASSOCIATION, THE

AMERICAN COLLEGE OF PHYSICIANS,

THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF

PEDIATRICS, THE AMERICAN

HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION, THE

AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY, THE

AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION,

THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION,

LUNG ASSOCIATION, ARTHRITIS

FOUNDATION, CYSTIC FOUNDATION,

A.L.S., MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS

SOCIETY, AND MARCH OF DIMES

AMONG OTHERS ALL VEHEMENTLY

OPPOSE YOUR BILL?

WHICH PART OF THAT AM I NOT

UNDERSTANDING?

OR COULD IT BE SENATOR CASSIDY,

THE PROBLEM IS THAT I DO

UNDERSTAND AND YOU GOT CAUGHT

WITH YOUR G-O-PENIS OUT?

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE IT IS.

I DON'T WANT TO TURN THIS INTO A

KANYE AND TAYLOR SWIFT TYPE

SITUATION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT WHEN SENATOR CASSIDY WAS ON

MY SHOW IN MAY, HE TOLD ME THAT

HE BELIEVED THAT EVERY AMERICAN

FAMILY, REGARDLESS OF INCOME,

SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET QUALITY

HEALTH CARE.

AND I BELIEVED HE WAS SINCERE.

SADLY, THE BILL HE UNVEILED LAST

WEEK WITH SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM

INDICATES THAT HE WAS NOT

SINCERE.

IT IS, BY MANY ACCOUNTS, THE

WORST HEALTH CARE BILL YET.

I HAVE A CLIP THAT I HOPE WILL

MAKE WHAT HAPPENED WITH SENATOR

CASSIDY EASIER TO UNDERSTAND.

THIS IS FROM LAST NIGHT'S

YANKEES GAME.

SENATOR CASSIDY, HE MADE A PITCH

THAT LOOKED TO BE PRETTY GOOD AT

FIRST.

BUT THEN IT TOOK A DANGEROUS

TURN AND HIT US RIGHT IN THE

NOSE.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

YOU SEE?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SO NOTGOT A LOT OF NICE TWEETS F

SICK AND DISABLED PEOPLE WHO ARE

WORRIED ABOUT THEIR ACCESS TO

HEALTH CARE BEING CUT OFF.

I ALSO GOT WORDS THAT WERE NOT

SO NICE, PARTICULARLY FROM OUR

FRIENDS AT "FOX AND FRIENDS

JACKSONVILLE.

>> POLITICALLY CHARGED EMMYS MAY

HAVE BEEN THE LOWEST RATED IN

HISTORY BUT THAT'S NOT STOPPING

HOLLYWOOD ELITES LIKE COMEDIAN

JIMMY KIMMEL FOR PUSHING THEIR

POLITICS ON THE REST OF THE

COUNTRY, WATCH.

>> Jimmy: THANKS, BRIAN.

THE REASON I FOUND THIS COMMENT

TO BE PARTICULARLY ANNOYING IS

BECAUSE THIS IS A GUY, BRIAN

KILLMEET, WHO WHENEVER I SEE HIM

KISSES MY ASS LIKE A LITTLE BOY.

OH, HE'S SUCH A FAN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HE FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER.

HE ASKS ME TO WRITE A BLURB FOR

HIS BOOK, WHICH I DID.

HE CALLS MY AGENT, LOOKING FOR

PROJECTS.

HE'S DIEING TO BE A MEMBER OF

THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE.

THE ONLY REASON HE'S NOT A

MEMBER OF THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE IS

BECAUSE NOBODY WILL HIRE HIM TO

BE ONE.

AND THE REASON I'M TALKING ABOUT

THIS IS BECAUSE MY SON HAD AN

OPEN HEART SURGERY, HAS TO HAVE

TWO MORE, AND I LEARNED THERE

ARE KIDS WITH NO INSURANCE IN

THE SAME SITUATION.

I DON'T GET ANYTHING OUT OF

THIS, BRIAN, YOU PHONY LITTLE

CREEP.

OH, I'LL POUND YOU WHEN I SEE

YOU.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THAT IS MY BLURB.

THAT WILL BE MY BLURB FOR YOUR

NEXT BOOK.

"BRIAN KILLMEET IS A PHONY

LITTLE CREEP."

THAT'S RIGHT.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THIS IS ANOTHER ONE.

GUESS WHO ELSE WEIGHED IN WITH

HIS OPINION OF ME?

>> GOVERNOR CHRISTIE, YOU COME

DOWN ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SIDE OF

THE CASSIDY --

>> NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T COME DOWN ON THE JIMMY

KIMMEL SIDE.

>> JIMMY KIMMEL'S POSITION IS TO

PROVIDE HEALTH CARE FOR PEOPLE

WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS.

>> LISTEN, I'M NOT GOING TO GET

INTO JIMMY KIMMEL, HE'S NOT A

SERIOUS PERSON.

[ AUDIENCE MOANING ]

>> Jimmy: I'M NOT SERIOUS?

I NEVER GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A

BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY?

YOU SAY I'M NOT A SERIOUS

PERSON.

THAT'S WHAT -- IN THIS CASE,

CHRIS CHRISTIE IS ALLOWED TO

MAKE FUN OF ME, FROM HIM I

DESERVE IT.

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, I DID

ONCE GET MY HEAD STUCK IN A

BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN.

I GOLD A SCOLDING FROM SENATOR

LINDSEY GRAHAM, COSPONSOR OF

THIS TERRIBLE NEW HEALTH CARE

BILL.

SENATOR GRAHAM TOLD REPORTERS

THAT WHAT I SAID LAST NIGHT WAS

GARBAGE, HE LASHED OUT AT ME FOR

NOT CALLING SENATOR CASSIDY

BEFORE I WENT ON THE AIR.

I GUESS TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO

LIE TO ME AGAIN OVER THE

TELEPHONE.

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ATTACK

LINDSEY GRAHAM, FOR TWO REASONS.

NUMBER ONE, HE'S ONE OF THE FEW

REPUBLICANS WHO STANDS UP TO

DONALD TRUMP.

AND NUMBER TWO, LINDSEY GRAHAM

HAPPENS TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MY

GRANDMA JANE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WHO IS NOW DECEASED.

[ APPLAUSE ]

SO I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR HIM.

I LOVE YOU, GRANDMA LINDSAY, I

DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

MEANWHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP IS

DESPERATE TO DO AWAY WITH

OBAMACARE.

HE'S MAD AT RAND PAUL FOR GOING

AGAINST IT.

TODAY HE TWEETED, RAND PAUL IS A

FRIEND OF MINE BUT HE'S SUCH A

NEGATIVE FORCE WHEN IT COMES TO

FIXING HEALTH CARE.

GRAHAM/CASSIDY BILL IS GREAT,

ENDS O-CARE.

THAT'S HOW HE CARES ABOUT

BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY PRESIDENT

TRUMP READ THIS BILL THAT HE

SAYS IS GREAT, HE JUST WANTS TO

GET RID OF IT BECAUSE OBAMA'S

NAME IS ON IT.

DEMOCRATS SHOULD RENAME IT

"IVANKACARE," GUARANTEED HE GETS

ON BOARD.

IMAGINE DONALD TRUMP TRYING TO

READ A HEALTH CARE BILL?

IT'S LIKE TRYING TO IMAGINE A

DOG DOING YOUR TAXES, IT DOESN'T

COMPUTE.

I DON'T BLAME HIM, I DID MORE

HOMEWORK THIS WEEK THAN ALL MY

YEARS OF COLLEGE COMBINED.

THIS HEALTH CARE BILL IS

CONFUSING ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE

NOT EXPERTS IN THE FIELD.

I WANTED TO TAKE A MOMENT TO

BOIL IT DOWN IN A SPECIAL

EDITION OF "BARISTA THEATER."

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

HERE WE ARE IN A COFFEE SHOP.

AND THIS IS MY BARISTA.

GO RIGHT AHEAD.

>> WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

>> Jimmy: BLACK COFFEE, PLEASE.

>> SURE THING.

YOUR NAME?

>> Jimmy: MY NAME IS JIMMY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THERE YOU GO, THAT WILL BE

$3.50.

>> Jimmy: WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU

DOING -- WHAT WAS THAT?

>> YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK COFFEE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT IT'S ALL

OVER THE TABLE.

>> OH, SIR, I'M SORRY YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND.

I PROVIDED YOU WITH COFFEE.

NOW IT'S UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL

CUP TO DECIDE WHETHER YOU GET IT

OR NOT.

>> Jimmy: WHAT?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

A CUP IS A CUP.

>> IS IT, THOUGH?

WE BELIEVE EACH CUP IS CAPABLE

OF MAKING ITS OWN DECISION ON

WHETHER TO HOLD COFFEE OR NOT.

>> Jimmy: BUT YOUR JOB IS TO

SERVE COFFEE.

SHOULDN'T I FOR SURE BE ABLE TO

DRINK IT?

>> OH, NO.

I'M SORRY, NO.

PUTTING BOTTOMS ON ALL THE CUPS

WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE.

SO ANYWAY, THAT WILL BE $3.50,

TIMMY.

>> Jimmy: I'M NOT PAYING IT.

IT'S JIMMY, BY THE WAY.

THIS IS EXHAUSTING, I WANT NO

PART OF THIS AT ALL.

>> YOU'RE EXHAUSTED?

>> Jimmy: YES.

>> THAT'S A PRE-EXISTING

CONDITION.

YOUR NEW TOTAL IS -- $387.50.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

I'M NOT PAYING $387.50.

>> RIDICULOUS.

ACTUALLY, IT IS ADEQUATE AND

AFFORDABLE.

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'LL JUST GO TO ANOTHER COFFEE

PLACE, THANK YOU.

>> THIS IS HOW ALL COFFEE SHOPS

ARE NOW.

IF YOU WANT YOUR COFFEE IN A

CUP, GO DID CANADA.

>> Jimmy: FINE.

YOU KNOW ABOUT WHAT?

THEIR PRESIDENT IS CUTER ANYWAY.

AND -- SCENE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

THERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT.

ONE MORE THEN.

THEN WE WILL MOVE ON FROM THIS,

I PROMISE.

AT THE END OF MY MONOLOGUE LAST

NIGHT I ENCOURAGED PEOPLE WHO

CARE ABOUT THE SUBJECT TO CALL

THEIR SENATORS TO LET THEM KNOW

THEY CARE.

I EVEN GAVE OUT A PHONE NUMBER.

THIS VIDEO OF THE MONOLOGUE HAS

MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF VIEWS.

IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT AND

SHARED IT.

"THE NEW YORK TIMES" TODAY

CONTACTED THE OFFICE OF SUSAN

COLLINS, WHO'S ONE OF THE KEY

SENATORS ON THIS, AND THEY

CLAIMED AT HER OFFICE THAT THE

CALL VOLUME SHE GOT IS THE SAME

AS USUAL.

IF THAT IS TRUE, THIS IS WHY

THINGS LIKE THIS KEEP HAPPENING.

BECAUSE WE DON'T DO ANYTHING

ABOUT THEM.

SO PLEASE STOP TEXTING FOR FIVE

SECONDS AND MAKE A PHONE CALL.

ESPECIALLY CALL THESE SENATORS.

THESE ARE THEIR NUMBERS RIGHT

THERE ON THE SCREEN.

IF YOU LIVE IN ONE OF THESE

STATES, CALL THEM.

IT REALLY DOES MAKE A

DIFFERENCE.

AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL MEET

SOMEBODY OVER THE PHONE AND FALL

IN LOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S

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Sean Spicer on Inauguration Crowd and Press Corps - Duration: 8:13.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO.

FROM THE OVAL OFFICE TO THE

BUSHES IN THE ROSE GARDEN, OUR

FIRST GUEST HAS SEEN IT ALL.

HE SURVIVED ONE OF THE WORST

JOBS EVER AND IS FREE AT LAST TO

EXPECTATION SPEAK ABOUT IT.

FROM OUR NATION'S CAPITAL PLEASE

SAY HELLO TO FORMER WHITE HOUSE

PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪

>> Jimmy: THERE YOU ARE.

IT'S VEG TO HAVE YOU HERE.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

>> IF I'D KNOWN I WAS GOING TO

GET THAT KIND OF APPLAUSE I

WOULD HAVE LEFT EARLIER.

>> Jimmy: IS IT WEIRD FOR YOU TO

GET APPLAUSE WHEN YOU WALK OUT

ONTO A STAGE?

USUALLY YOU'RE LOOKING AT ALL

THESE GRIM-FACED REPORTERS.

>> YEAH, ESPECIALLY IN

CALIFORNIA.

>> Jimmy: OH, HAVE YOU BEEN

GETTING -- HAVE YOU BEEN

HARASSED?

>> NO, NO, IT'S BEEN

UNBELIEVABLY PLEASANT SINCE --

FOR THE LAST MONTH.

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN VERY, VERY

SUPPORTIVE.

AND THAT'S I THINK VERY HELPFUL

TO KNOW.

PEOPLE COME UP AND SAY, THANK

YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, I DIDN'T

VOTE FOR THE PRESIDENT, I'M NOT

A REPUBLICAN, BUT I APPRECIATE

YOU SERVING THE COUNTRY.

I THINK THAT GETS BACK TO WHAT

THIS SHOULD ALWAYS BE ABOUT IS

THAT WE HAVE ELECTIONS, THEY GET

DECIDED, THEN PEOPLE OF BOTH

PARTIES SHOULD BE ABLE TO SERVE

THIS COUNTRY.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU DISTANCING

YOURSELF FROM THE PRESIDENT

RIGHT NOW?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

NO I'M NOT.

>> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS

IS OBVIOUSLY A HARD JOB.

AND, I MEAN -- IT TURNED OUT TO

BE KIND OF FUNNY IN A LOT OF

WAYS.

WAS IT FOR YOU?

>> FUNNY?

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> I'M NOT SO SURE I SEE IT THAT

WAY.

BUT I APPRECIATE THE JOKES.

>> LET'S GO BACK TO THE

BEGINNING.

HOW DID YOU GET THE JOB OF PRESS

SECRETARY IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>> SO I HAD BEEN AT THE

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE

FOR ABOUT SIX YEARS.

YOU KNOW, OUR JOB IS TO SYNC UP

WITH THE NOMINEE.

AFTER THE INDIANA PRIMARY, TRUMP

BECAME THE APPARENT NOMINEE.

WENT INTO THE CONVENTION.

THEY RAN A RATHER UNCONVENTIONAL

CAMPAIGN.

AND SO THERE WAS A LOT OF NEED

FOR COMMUNICATIONS STAFF.

AND I WAS ASKED TO GO UP AND

START HELPING OUT ON A MORE

FULL-TIME BASIS, HELP UP AND

DOWN THE TICKET.

I STARTED BASICALLY COMMUTING TO

NEW YORK THE LAST WEEK OF

AUGUST, SPENT THE LAST 3 1/2

MONTHS GETTING TO KNOW THE

PRESIDENT.

TRAVELING WITH HIM, DOING THE

EVENTS.

AND YOU KNOW, THEN WE WON.

>> Jimmy: THEN HE SAID YOU'RE

THE GUY.

>> THEN, YOU KNOW, I LITERALLY

GOT A PHONE CALL FROM THE

PRESIDENT, AND HE SAID, LET'S DO

THIS.

I WANT YOU TO DO THE JOB.

AND I THANKED HIM PROFUSELY.

AND OFF WE WENT.

>> Jimmy: AND SO RIGHT OFF THE

BAT, YOUR FIRST-EVER PRESS

CONFERENCE.

YOU GET IN THERE AND IT'S THE

DAY AFTER THE INAUGURATION,

RIGHT?

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: AND YOU ARE CHARGED

WITH THE JOB OF GOING IN FRONT

OF THE PRESS AND SAYING THAT THE

INAUGURATION CROWD WAS THE

BIGGEST CROWD I THINK EVER,

BIGGEST AUDIENCE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YES, I'M AWARE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I APPRECIATE THE REMINDER HOW IT

WENT DOWN.

>> Jimmy: SO DID THE PRESIDENT

HIMSELF -- IF IT WAS UP TO YOU

WOULD THIS EVEN HAVE BEEN A

TOPIC?

>> YOU KNOW, IF IT WAS UP TO ME

I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY WORN A

DIFFERENT SUIT.

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING IN ON A

SATURDAY MORNING TO SET MY

OFFICE UP, GET THE COMPUTER,

MAKE SURE THE E-MAILS WENT OUT.

YOU KNOW.

AND --

>> Jimmy: SOMEBODY TOLD YOU, YOU

NEED TO GO OUT THERE AND SAY

THIS?

>> THE PRESIDENT WANTED TO MAKE

SURE THE RECORD GOT SET

STRAIGHT.

>> Jimmy: WHY IS HE SO CONCERNED

WITH SIZE?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE PRESIDENT

NAKED?

>> I HAVE NOT, NO.

>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE NOT, OKAY.

>> BUT LOOK, I SAID IT AT THE

TIME AND I BELIEVE IN ALL

SERIOUSNESS, AGAIN, WHETHER OR

NOT YOU VOTED FOR HIM OR NOT,

THE PRESIDENT WON THE ELECTION.

HE WAS -- FACED A LOT OF

HEADWINDS.

I THINK THERE WAS A FACTION OF

PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DIDN'T

WANT TO GIVE HIM THE CREDIT THAT

HE RIGHTLY DESERVED.

I THINK HE TAKES A LOT OF THAT

SOMETIMES PERSONALLY.

SOME OF US WHO WORKED VERY HARD

TO GET HIM ELECTED FELT AS

THOUGH A LOT OF FOLKS IN THE

MEDIA IN PARTICULAR CONSTANTLY

SOUGHT TO UNDERMINE THE VALIDITY

OF THAT ELECTION.

AND SO YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT

SOMETIMES FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE.

>> Jimmy: BUT THE VALIDITY OF

THE ELECTION, COMPARED TO

LOOKING AT PHOTOS OF THE CROWD

AT AN INAUGURATION.

I MEAN, THERE ARE LIKE ONE IS

THIS AND ONE IS THIS.

DID YOU TRY TO TALK HIM OUT OF

THAT LINE OF DEFENSE?

>> I THINK WE, YOU KNOW --

THERE'S A LOT OF US THAT WANTED

TO BE FOCUSED ON HIS AGENDA,

WHAT HE SPOKE ABOUT IN HIS

INAUGURAL ADDRESS.

SO, YOU KNOW, LOOK.

HE'S PRESIDENT, HE MADE A

DECISION --

>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO GO ALONG,

EVEN THOUGH -- EVEN IF YOU KNOW,

AND I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU TO

SAY, EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE CROWD

WASN'T BIGGER YOU HAVE TO GO, AS

PRESS SECRETARY, YOU HAVE TO SAY

THAT IT WAS?

>> LOOK, YOUR JOB AS PRESS

SECRETARY IS TO REPRESENT THE

PRESIDENT'S VOICE.

AND TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE

ARTICULATING WHAT HE BELIEVES

HIS VISION IS ON POLICY, ON

ISSUES, ON OTHER AREAS THAT HE

WANTS TO ARTICULATE.

WHETHER OR NOT YOU AGREE OR NOT

ISN'T YOUR JOB.

YOUR JOB IS TO GIVE HIM ADVICE.

AND WHICH WHAT IS WE WOULD DO ON

A VARIETY OF ISSUES ALL THE

TIME.

HE WOULD ALWAYS LISTEN TO THAT

ADVICE, BUT ULTIMATELY HE'S THE

PRESIDENT.

HE'D SAY, AGREE SOMETIMES, HE'D

SAY THAT'S A GOOD POINT,

INCORPORATE IT, SOMETIMES HE

WOULD SAY, DEPENDING ON THE

ISSUE, I KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE AND

THIS IS WHAT I THINK THE RIGHT

THING TO DO IS.

>> Jimmy: THEN YOU HAD TO MARCH

OUT AND SAY, YEAH, HE HAD A

BIGGER CROWD, EVERYBODY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> AS I SAID, HE'S THE.

>> THE.

HE DECIDES.

>> Jimmy: I UNDERSTAND, THAT'S

WHAT YOU SIGN UP TO DO.

>> Jimmy: A LOT OF THESE GUYS,

THESE MEMBERS OF THE PRESS, WERE

YOUR FRIENDS, RIGHT?

>> I THINK WERE, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: WERE, OKAY.

LAUGH LIVE

[ LAUGHTER ]

JONATHAN KARL FROM ABC NEWS WHO

WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS?

>> I'VE KNOWN JONATHAN FOR A

LONG TIME.

>> Jimmy: OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

HERE'S HOW YOU GUYS KIND OF GOT

IT GOING.

>> IS IT YOUR INTENTION TO

ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH FROM THAT

PODIUM, AND WILL YOU PLEDGE

NEVER TO KNOWINGLY SAY SOMETHING

THAT IS NOT FACTUAL?

>> IT IS.

IT'S AN HONOR TO DO THIS.

AND YES, I BELIEVE THAT WE HAVE

TO BE HONEST WITH THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE.

I THINK SOMETIMES WE CAN

DISAGREE WITH THE FACTS.

>> Jimmy: CAN WE, THOUGH,

DISAGREE WITH THE FACTS?

>> LOOK, I THINK THE POINT IS

THAT YOU CAN LOOK AT A SET OF --

AN ARGUMENT OR SET OF FACTS AND

COME OUT WITH ONE OPINION,

SOMEONE ELSE CAN SAY, WHILE THE

FACTS ARE THE SAME I COME OUT

WITH A DIFFERENT CONCLUSION.

>> Jimmy: I SEE.

>> THAT'S WHAT MAKES OUR COUNTRY

GREAT IS THAT THERE'S WAYS THAT

YOU CAN LOOK AT ECONOMIC MODELS

AND SAY, WE BELIEVE THAT GROWTH

RATES WILL BE HIGHER OR LOWER

AND THAT'S --

>> Jimmy: IF I WERE TO SAY TO

YOU, I'M SITTING ON A HORSE

RIGHT NOW --

>> YOU ARE NOT.

>> Jimmy: RIGHT, EXACTLY!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: SO I WANT TO ASK ABOUT

JONATHAN.

WHEN HE'S ASKING YOU THIS

QUESTION ARE YOU LIKE, YOU SON

OF A BITCH, I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR

20 YEARS!

>> THERE WERE A COUPLE OF OTHER

WORDS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT THAT'S THE TV VERSION.

WE'RE ON CABLE.

YOU KNOW, YEAH, THERE'S TIMES

WHEN YOU'RE THINKING TO

YOURSELF, YOU KNOW -- IF YOU

WANT TO ASK ABOUT POLICY OR A

PARTICULAR INSTANCE, BUT TO GET

UP THERE AND QUESTION, YOU KNOW,

ON DAY ONE MY INTEGRITY, I THINK

WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT I

ANTICIPATED.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

WELL, I'M SURE.

ALTHOUGH WHEN YOU BROUGHT THAT

CROWD SIZE THING OUT, IT OPENED

THIS TERRIBLE PANDORA'S BOX.

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT GOT YOU

OFF TO KIND OF A BAD START WITH

THE PRESS CORPS?

>> I DON'T THINK IT WAS -- IT

WAS PROBABLY NOT THE BEST START,

NO.

>> Jimmy: DID DONALD TRUMP --

DID THE PRESIDENT WATCH ALL YOUR

PRESS CONFERENCES?

>> I DON'T THINK, NOT EVERY ONE

OF THEM.

>> Jimmy: WOULD HE BE WAITING

FOR YOU AFTERWARDS?

>> THERE WERE SOME DAYS WHEN HE

WOULD AT SOME POINT EITHER SEE

CLIPS OR WATCH IT, DEPENDING ON

THE DAY AND WHAT MEETINGS WERE

HAPPENING AND WHAT TIME THE

BRIEFING WAS.

SO A LOT OF TIMES HE WOULD

PROVIDE FEEDBACK BASED ON,

AGAIN -- MY JOB IS TO ARTICULATE

HIS POSITION.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.

>> HE WOULD SAY, HEY, I THOUGHT

THAT WAS REALLY GOOD HOW YOU

ARTICULATED THIS.

I THINK I WOULD HAVE PHRASED

THIS DIFFERENTLY.

>> Jimmy: REALLY?

HE'S THAT CONSTRUCTIVE IN THE

WAY HE PUTS THINGS?

>> SOMETIMES.

DEPENDS ON THE ISSUE.

IT DEPENDED ON THE ISSUE, AND

AGAIN, IT'S MY JOB TO SPEAK ON

HIS BEHALF.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> IF YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING IN THE

WAY THAT HE WANTS, OBVIOUSLY HE