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Video Cop e02: Bandits & Bloodhounds - Duration: 19:50.Jake Crusher oli kaupungin kovin kyttä!
Kansalaisten sankari!
Konnille pelkkää päänmenoa
Kun hän päätyi sattumalta liian lähelle hallituksen salaliittoa
Joutui hän pahuksenmoiseen liemeen!
Suuruudenhullun neron Vidzardin kaappaamana...
Jake imeytyy salaperäiseen Videomaailmaan!
Maailmaan, jossa elokuvat ovat todellisuutta!
Ja todellisuus on elokuvaa!
Nyt hänen täytyy muuttua!
Hänen täytyy taistella ja selviytyä!
Hänen täytyy olla...
VIDEOKYTTÄ!
VIDEOKYTTÄ
VIDEOKYTTÄ!
What shit?
White man!
What the fuck? Where are we?
What's the year? What country?
What's the film this time?
Oh, but we've got a real golden boy over here!
What's your major malfunction, shit for brains?
Start talking, white ass! Where is the gold hidden?
Yeah!
I haven't got a clue of what you're talking about. Eat shit, you red-faced cunt!
What the fuck this time!
COLORADO 1835
VILLI LÄNSI!
Lainsuojaton seriffi ja hänen rosvojoukkionsa ovat lähdössä jahtiin
Kultajahtiin!
VERISET DESPERAADOT!
Vankijunan murhaajat ja raiskaajat pääsevät karkuteille...
...koska vain TEX GORE tietää kulta-aarteen sijainnin!
Metsästyskausi on alkanut!
Where is the gold you pigfucker?
Why is the seriff out to get my ass?
He just wants your gold!
What is this fucking gold?
Stop you asshole!
Halt!
Fuck you man! Don't move you asshole! Shut the fuck up!
Uskomatonta villin lännen toimintaa!
VERISET DESPERAADOT!
Voiko TEX GORE päihittää kullanhimoiset...
VERISET DESPERAADOT!
Paras lännenelokuva jonka koskaan tulet näkemään!
White man, this is all your fault!
If you weren't in that prison train, Jackson and Sitting Hen would still be alive! You're dead!
I don't give a rat's ass about any Jackshit or Sitting Cunt
The seriff is out to get us both fucked!
The seriff? He just wants you and the gold!
But if we work together...
...we both may have a chance to stay alive until the credits are rolling
Stay alive! How the fuck? We're in the middle of the mountains with no guns!
And we're being hunted like animals by the fiercest bandits of the west
Well, lucky you, injun...
I am a cop from the 1980's and I've seen all the fucking westerns from Corbucci to Sollima!
If I give you to the Seriff, I may cut a deal with him!
And maybe I'll get a piece of that sweet gold of yours too!
You're forgetting just one thing, chief!
If you want to give me to the Seriff...
You gonna have to take me!
Ok, Raging Fist, you redskin bastard. Show me what you got!
Fuck! Nobody shoots like that but Holden!
That shitty? And who the fuck is Holden anyway?
A bounty hunter, the king of the sharp shooters!
Raging Fist is gonna split now!
White man! If Holden is shooting you from the cliff...
...it means that there are two other fuckers coming from another direction
Don't you be following Raging Fist!
Listen!
Help me out and you'll get half of the gold!
Hell, you can have the whole lot!
NO!
Raging Fist would rather be alone and alive...
...than dead with a white fuck like you!
A cop from the eighties? What a half-wit shithead!
Wanker !
You almost got me killed! Thank god your gun powder was wet!
Just change them bullets and please try at least to look like a bounty hunter
It's not my fault that the gun gets wet!
It's this forest...you know the humidity and stuff...
It is not my fault! The air in this forest fucks up the weapon...
Shut yer trap!
It's him?
Stick 'em up you son of a whor...
AAIIEEEEEERRRGGGH!
Colby! You killed Colby!
Drop that gun! You're under arrest!
No, what am I fucking around? It's the wild west! You're dog food, asshole!
Are your bullets wet too? Guess who changed his slugs?
Ok ok! I'll give up!
I'll give you the gold! That shit is all yours!
A fuckload of gold!
Yes I know we'll have the gold! But you shall suffer too!
For Colby!
Hey I'm not the one who killed Colby! It's those rocks below that splitted his skull open!
You'll suffer! Me and the Sheriff are gonna make you scream!
You're gonna squeal like a pig!
Good! Waste him!
There! A nice wig for your momma!
Nice to see you changed your mind!
I thought you valued your life over anything else
Yes, but I also appreciate gold and white man's whiskey!
Partners?
Yeah! Partners!
Now let's fuck off before that asshole Seriff arrives!
Right on!
White man!
You may be an ignorant and annoying fucker...
..but at least you were not full of shit this time!
I'm not actually sure how I knew that the gold is here.
This is just like in one of those Tony Anthony flicks, where they were searching that gold in the desert...
...well, nevermind
The gold is there so the credits should be rolling in a minute.
And then I just have to see what's up next.
I'm not even gonna try to understand that shit anymore...
But now it's time to get smashed! YEAAHH!
What the fuck man?!
What in the fucking hell is this shite?!
Howdy there, whoremonger!
VIDZARD! You again! -Got that right, buddy boy!
And this film is about to end right fucking now!
WHAT?!
What a piece of shit!
You thought I couldn't expect some dumb fucking twist in the end, you dim-wit!
You bastard fuckhead! I knew you couldn't fight fair and square!
And now you can guess if this is empty too!
Yes?
WRONG!
Your weapons are quite useless against me.
This game with the films is over, you shit! Get me the fuck out now!
You didn't really expect to get rid of me this easily?
Hey shitlicker!
Sheriff! You whore cunt!
And you are Holden? You can go get fucked too!
You ruined my nice jacket you fuckface!
Fuck off from the crate! And drop that peashooter!
Well? Are we quite satisfied?
Very much, sir!
Hey you fucking whore!
Well hello Jake! Nice to finally meet you!
I'm sorry I shot at ya. I wasn't really trying to hit you or anything...
This is all part of our plan!
We must try and stop those video fuckers from getting that crate
Farewell for now. But we shall meet again!
I swear I'll destroy you!
I'll shoot you a bunch of new assholes! You gonna die now, man!
You filthy cocksucker!
You shot me?
Oh shit. This shit hurts like shit.
For the last time Vidzard...
What's this bullshit about?
Can't really give you that information
Oh crap!
Wouldn't listen to your shit-babbling anyway.
Gonna get to the bottom of this myself!
Kun aurinko laskee ja kuu on täysi...
...hirviöt tulevat ulos leikkimään!
IHMISSUDEN VERI!
Vuosisatainen kirous muuttaa nuorukaisen kauhistuttavaksi hirviöksi...
...joka himoaa ihmisen lihaa!
Werewolf! One hundred years has passed after we last met!
One hundred years have I waited for my vengeance!
Tonight...I shall drink your blood!
And you shall be my slave!
IHMISSUDEN VERI!
IHMISSUDEN VERI!
Näe hirviöiden veren ja kauhun täyteinen taisto!
IHMISSUDEN VERI!
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Car Videos For Childrens | Rhymes | Learn Police Vehicle | Compilation - Duration: 45:50.The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish. swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish,swish, all through the town!
The people on the bus go chat, chat, chat. chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
The people on the bus go chat, chat, chat. all through the town!
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. beep, beep beep, beep, beep, beep.
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep. all through the town!
The babies on the bus go waah, waah waah! waah, waah waah! waah, waah waah!
The babies on the bus go waah, waah waah! all through the town!
The mommies on the bus go shh, shh, shh! shh, shh, shh! shh, shh, shh!
The mommies on the bus go shh, shh, shh! all through the town!
The wheels on the bus go round and round. round and round, round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town!
Old MacDonald had a farm,E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had some chicks,E-I-E-I-O.
With a chick chick here, And a chick chick there, Here a chick, there a chick, Everywhere a chick chick,
Old MacDonald had a farm,E-I-E-I-O.
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some dog. E-I-E-I-O
With a Woof Woof here And a Woof Woof there. Here a Woof, there a Woof, Everywhere a Woof Woof!
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had a pigs. E-I-E-I-O
With an Oink Oink here. And an Oink Oink there. Here an Oink, There an Oink, everywhere an Oink Oink!
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some horses, E-I-E-I-O
With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there Here a "neigh" there a "neigh" Everywhere a "neigh, neigh"
Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some cow. E-I-E-I-O
With a Moo Moo here. And a Moo Moo there. Here A Moo, There a Moo, Everywhere a Moo Moo!
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some ducks. E-I-E-I-O
With a Quack Quack here And a Quack Quack there. Here a Quack there a Quack.
Everywhere a Quack Quack!
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O
Do you know your A-B-C's
A - B - C - D - E - F - G H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P
Q - R - S - T - U- V, W - X - Y and Z
Now I know my ABC's Next time won't you sing with me.
A - B - C - D - E - F - G H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P
Q - R - S - T - U- V, W - X - Y and Z
Now I know my ABC's 26 letters from A to Z
26 letters from A to Z
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Colors Learn Pou Pencil Finger Family Songs for kids learning video - Duration: 2:21.Colors Learn Pou Pencil Finger Family Songs for kids learning video
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VMAs 2017: Katy Perry not onstage for Taylor Swift video - Duration: 5:20.VMAs 2017: Katy Perry not onstage for Taylor Swift video
She was on hosting duties at the star-studded MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night.
But pop princess Katy was conspicuously absent from the stage when her rival Taylor premiered her explosive new video for Look What You Made Me Do, thought to be a diss track aimed at Perry and her other rumoured rivals, Kanye West and his wife Kim Kardashian.
The new video came straight after a commercial break, seemingly to avoid Katy having to introduce it. Scroll down for video . Despite being absent from the music awards ceremony, Taylor stole the show with her controversial new tune.
The lyrics seemingly reference Perry in the second verse when she says her unnamed rival locked me out and threw a feast - perhaps a reference to Katys song Bon Appetit.
The second verse also features the line They once belonged to me which is thought to be about her and Perrys argument over their tour dancers.
However, a source previously told TMZ the video and song are supposed to be aimed at Kim and Kanye - not Katy. The pop star goes about slaying various public perceptions of herself in the new video for Look What You Made Me Do, from upcoming album Reputation.
Taylor, in a clear swipe at her critics, pokes fun at her reputation as the serial monogamist, the heartless publicity hound, and the good girl in the darkly satirical video. But most telling are her digs at ex Tom Hiddleston and frenemy Katy along with some serious venom for Kim Kardashian. Various hidden messages were clearly buried in the video, the first comes right at the beginning as a zombie version of Taylor claws her way out of a grave. The tombstone next to hers bears the name of the pseudonym she used for a song she wrote for ex Calvin Harris, Nils Sjöberg.
At the time Calvin had denied his girlfriend Taylor had written his hit This is What You Came For, only for her authorship to be revealed after their relationship ended. Nils Sjöberg was the moniker she used to be listed in the songwriting credits.
While another message had a quote from Shakespeares play Julius Caesar, Et Tu Brute. The meaning, You too, Brutus? is often used to communicate shock after being backstabbed by a friend or someone unexpected.
Betrayed: While another message had a quote from Shakespeares play Julius Caesar, Et Tu Brute (The meaning, You too, Brutus? is often used to communicate shock after being backstabbed by a friend or someone unexpected) Look close or youll miss it! The message is scrolled on the arm of throne in one scene in the video The message is scrolled on the arm of throne in one scene in the video.
However, who she intends the message for is unclear. It could be directed at Kim Kardashian for leaking audio of her private conversation with Kanye West over his now notorious song Famous.
In the track Kanye claims he made Taylor famous and calls her a b*tch, while also musing he thinks he still might one day sleep with her. When the song was released Taylor voiced outrage over it.
In Kanyes defense his wife Kim released partial audio to show that Taylor had given her approval for the lyrics.
RIP Hiddleswift! Another clue referenced her short-lived romance with Tom Hiddleston Poor Tom! Last year during the Fourth of July the Avengers actor was seen wearing a I heart TS shirt while frolicking in the sea (The declaration of love was widely mocked) Calling order: Another scene saw Taylor commanding a girl squad of ladies dressed in lingerie, an overt nod to her model posse of friends +16 In another scene Taylor bathes herself in diamonds as the lyrics: The role you made me play / Of the fool, no, I don't like you / I don't like your perfect crime The words and images seem to have two meanings: a reference to the Famous song as well as Kims jewelry heist in late 2016 Another hint: Taylor also had a single dollar bill in her bathtub, which seemed to symbolize the dollar she won in her recent sexual assault case against a DJ Taylor, however, counter claimed that she only knew the gist of his song not the actual lyrics that ended up in the track.
Kims recording had many fans of the Kardashians claiming Kim had all the receipts.
Taylor ends her video with one version of herself asking, What are you doing? Is that supposed to be Katy ? Swift crashes a car in the video, but her look was decidedly familiar Too close for comfort: the Bad Blood hitmaker looks strikingly similar to on-off rival Perry, who conveniently enough was hosting the VMAs While another Taylor replies, Getting receipts.
Gonna edit this later. In another scene Taylor bathes herself in diamonds as the lyric The role you made me play / Of the fool, no, I don't like you / I don't like your perfect crime.
The words and images seem to have two meanings: a reference to the Famous song as well as Kims jewelry heist in late 2016. The pop star also made a reference to her sexual assault case by including a strategically placed dollar bill in the jewel filled bathtub (the amount she won in the case).
As the clip nears the culmination audio can be heard of Taylor pretending to answer the phone: Im sorry the old Taylor cant come to the phone right now.
Why? Oh because shes dead. One version of Taylor can be heard saying: You are so fake. There she goes playing the victim again. While Taylors now infamously short-lived romance with Tom Hiddleston got a nod in the clip.
Last year during the Fourth of July the Avengers actor was seen wearing a I Heart TS shirt while frolicking in the sea. The declaration of love was widely mocked.
And in this video Taylor has a group of dancers wearing the same slogan across their chests. Back again: The video was directed by Joseph Kahn, who has been behind previous videos Blank Space and Bad Blood Bad Blood: Taylor also has some fun with a variety of costumes Meanwhile, another clue is given when Taylor dons a blonde bob and crashes a car in the video.
In this scene, the Bad Blood hitmaker looks strikingly similar to on-off rival Katy Perry, who conveniently enough was hosting the VMAs. Both singers have felt betrayed by the other in various interviews and the nod to Brutus could very well be a dig at Perry. The video was directed by Joseph Kahn, who has been behind previous videos Blank Space and Bad Blood.
The squad: Some gratuitous lingerie shots were included in the video Is that the mansion from Blank Space? Some nods to previous work were also included As the clip nears the culmination audio can be heard of Taylor pretending to answer the phone: Im sorry the old Taylor cant come to the phone right now.
Why? Oh because shes dead. The short film ends with all versions of Taylor confronting each other. One version of Taylor can be heard saying: You are so fake.
There she goes playing the victim again. Many Taylors: The video certainly makes sure to include all possible versions of the star While the one accused of these faults declares: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative. The exchange is a clear nod to how all of her actions as a celebrity are scrutinized and judged by the public. Taylor Swift wants to kill her reputation.
She wants to start fresh, but first she has to bury her former selves. .
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