Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 4, 2017

Waching daily Apr 28 2017

What is going on guys, this is Luke, and in this video we will be creating something along the lines of this:

Syncing video clips is by far one of my most highly requested videos.

Keep in mind that you can synchronize clips for all sorts of edits, but today

I will be focusing on syncing gunshots to music. As per usual, there are a bunch of ways to go about syncing clips.

I'll be showing you the way that I find to be most efficient and precise.

Just so you guys know this technique works in both HitFilm Pro and Express.

For this particular example, I will be syncing the clips in the editor,

but the same concepts will apply for syncing clips within composite shots. As

you can see I've already imported a clip and a song into my media panel.

I have the trimmer panel opened, and I've also trimmed both my files. As a

quick refresher, you can hit "i" to set an in point, "o" to set an out point, and the comma and period

symbols to scrub through frame by frame.

After you've got that sorted out, you can drag in your trimmed footage.

I'm unlinking the clip so that I can get rid of the audio layer.

Now simply plop your song into the editor.

To make the audio waves a bit more visible for identifying potential

syncing points you can click on the arrow beside the timeline zoom tool, and

select the extra large audio size. On

the right side of my HitFilm UI you can also see that I have the audio levels panel.

If you want you can use it as a visual cue to identify loud points or beats in the track.

At this point

I'm going to turn off the visibility of my video layer, and

give a listen to the audio. As you listen think of some potential points that you could use for syncing.

To make things as methodical as possible, and to allow us to easily snap the video layers to the song,

you will now be making markers in the audio layer.

Select your slice tool or by hitting "c",

and then scrub through the editor and make a mark at each beat you plan on syncing the video to. In my case

I am going to be making a mark at each clap sound effect.

Now that that is finished, I will make a mark on the video clip at each point of significance. In this case

I'm working with first person shooter video game footage, so I'll make a mark at each point that there is a gunshot.

Next we will place the point of the gunshot on the video file to align it with the marker

we made on the music track.

Everything should snap into place, and you should now have a gunshot going off at each of your marked beats.

You'll notice that there are points of empty space between each of these sliced clips in the editor.

To close those gaps we will simply use the rate stretch tool.

This will increase or decrease the length of the clip so that there are no gaps, while also maintaining the correct synchronization.

Let's do a quick play through and see the final result.

Remember that

synchronizing is only one part of making an interesting edit. I

encourage you guys to add in different transitions and effects to spice things up after finishing your syncing process.

That's it for now. I hope you guys enjoyed the tutorial if you have any questions, or suggestions feel free to comment below.

For more infomation >> How to Sync Clips to Music - HitFilm - Duration: 5:11.

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Hardy Boyz Hakkında Bilmediğiniz 6 Şey - Duration: 2:20.

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Unlike Pluto - Sweet (feat. Mister Blonde) [Lyrics] - Duration: 3:11.

My baby and I are like new silky sheets every night

He buys me bourbon and whiskey neat And keeps on coming every week

Ooh, he wants the suburbs When school's out in December

And we live by his mother I keep my drugs in the covers 'cause

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

In class, I learned a lot Two pretty boys, to pass the time

'Cause I got that good shit, American pride Kiss the kids goodnight and take the Harley

for a ride

Ooh, he wants the suburbs When school's out in December

And we live by his mother I keep my drugs in the covers 'cause

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

Ooh, I get so bored, I scrub the floors Then get drunk while doing chores

Does he even know me?

Ooh, I'm never sure when he'll be home Get into trouble on my own

I don't get lonely

Ooh, he wants the suburbs When school's out in December

And we live by his mother I keep my drugs in the covers 'cause

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high I'm only sweet when I'm high

I'm only sweet when I'm high

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Today in Military History: 4/28 - Exercise Tiger - Duration: 1:16.

- Today in military history, 1944,

the German Navy attacks units rehearsing for D-Day.

Exercise Tiger was one of the largest scale

training operations for the D-Day invasion,

and for obvious reasons, it was a major hush hush operation.

Still, nine German E-boats caught site of the exercise

in the early morning hours of April 28th and opened fire.

They attacked a convoy of eight

large tank landing ships, or LSTs,

the vessels the allies would use

to deliver vehicles and landing troops on D-Day.

The German E-boats attacked the four LSTs

before they were driven away.

749 allied service members were killed in the attack.

For perspective, only 197 servicemen were killed

on Utah Beach during the actual D-Day invasion.

Additionally, 10 officers involved in the exercise

had intimate knowledge of the D-Day plan,

but luckily, none were captured by the Germans.

Despite the tragic loss of life,

many historians believe that lessons learned

from the surprise ambush of Exercise Tiger contributed

to the eventual success of the June 6th D-Day landing.

Wanna know what happened yesterday in military history?

Look right here.

Wanna find out what happens tomorrow?

Make sure you subscribe.

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Король Ночи крючком, часть 1. Crochet The Night King, part 1. Game of Thrones. - Duration: 10:02.

Hi!

I want to show you, how I did this doll.

It is a Night King from The Game of Thrones.

I'll show you a pattern and how to put it together.

It won't be a detailed tutorial.

To do it you will need: Iris yarn, I'm using YarnArt.

Of sky blue, blue and dark grey colors.

As well silver yarn Camellia from YarnArt.

I was using 1,25mm hook.

As well I've used sintepone, contrast yarn, needle and scissors.

Firstly I've did a head.

Using the same pattern as for Dayeneris.

Please check that video, in case of questions.

I was working wrong side out.

Then filled it with a sintepone.

Very tight.

And left an ending for sewing it later.

Here is a pattern of a head.

Next I've done hands.

Starting from a blue color, then using grey, and finished with blue again.

Blue endings I've fixed and cut them off, and grey endings I've left.

And those places where colors are changing...

I'm covering via double wrap.

And after that fixing endings and cutting them off.

Here is a pattern for hands.

Then I'm doing legs.

Fix and cut the ending on the first leg.

And leave it on the second leg.

And will crochet them together.

Here is a pattern.

Finished the 14th row of a second leg, and pick up the loop at the middle.

And you should work as much single crochets (sc) as you need to reach this loop.

I'm working 2 single crochets (sc).

And marker is moving, and it will show us the beginning of the 15th row.

Marker will be located at the middle of the back.

In row 15 - I'm working 12 single crochets (sc) on the one leg.

Done, and now I'll work loops on the second leg.

Finding the middle loop here.

Chosing that one that is cloder to the front.

And working 12 single crochets (sc) on the second leg.

Done.

And working by round.

Here is a pattern of the body.

I've already done 24 rows.

And in row 25...

I'm working 28 single crochets (sc) as well.

Reaching the marker.

And doing one additional single crochet (sc).

It is done to shift the marker 1 row to the side.

Did 1 single crochet (sc), and now, new row will start from this place.

Next I'll work a row with the hands at the same time.

I'm working 7 single crochets (sc) on the body.

Done, now taking one hand.

And from the side with a hole, working 8 single crochets (sc) by round.

Tighten the yarn.

Done.

And going with lopps along the body.

Insert a hook into the next free loop on the body and work 14 single crochets (sc).

Done.

And now taking the second hand.

Working 8 single crochets (sc) on it.

And finishing on the body - 7 single crochets (sc).

Done.

Then I'm filling the body with a sintepone, leaving the hands empty.

Filled, and then working by round, working as per pattern...

Done.

Add some sintepone.

I've filled the body and shoulders.

And now working 6 decreases (dec).

Done.

Pull the yarn out.

Cut it off.

Insert into the needle.

Gather all the loops by roud.

Tighten it.

Fix a yarn with a knot.

Hide the yarn inside the body.

And cut it off.

As well fix those endings with knots, hide inside, and cut them off.

And I've got such body.

We will continue in next part of the video, bye!

For more infomation >> Король Ночи крючком, часть 1. Crochet The Night King, part 1. Game of Thrones. - Duration: 10:02.

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Thursday, April 27, 2017 (Full Episode) - Duration: 22:38.

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, go smash with a condom

and then take it off and smash again. Watch.

It's not propaganda, nigga. It's the truth.

I got a foreskin. Shit is enough condom.

[ Laughter ]

I didn't know day care was something like $3,000 a month.

-Day care's mad-expensive. -How much is a condom?

My day care was $350 a week.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-You know what I'm sayin'? -Yeah.

But, yo, think about that wack nut.

Even if you have a kid, you can flashback to that and know when it happened.

Like, "Yo, this is when I made you."

And it was like, "Yo, that was a fire --"

That nut is worth 3K every month?

Yo. If you're doing it right. You know what I'm sayin'?

This nigga's buggin'.

Nigga, I done had million-dollar nuts, nigga.

-This nigga's buggin'. -I have million-dollar nuts.

I fell asleep in a puddle like, "Unh!

Yo, I hope there's triplets in there. Fuck that."

♪♪

♪ Oh, oh-oh, papi Trumpito is back ♪

So, Twitter fingers, he woke up this morning

and decided he's gonna flame the timeline.

Grata-ta-ta-ta!

He's gonna get his Meek Mill on,

and he's gonna bring it to his newest enemy, the Democrats.

"I'm trying to help all you niggas get black lung."

[ Laughs ] What's his obsession with the miners?

Nobody care about the miners.

Is there even any miners left in America?

Let's keep it funky. Who's mining?

Do any of y'all know any miners?

There's like maybe 50 pounds of coal left in America.

-Like, let it go. -Fam!

So, after he defended the miners,

then he was like, "Wait, wait, wait. I'm not done."

"Shush. I got more heat for you, my nigga.

More life. More life for your headpiece.

More fire tweets for your head top.

Watch how you speak on Trumpito's name."

[ Laughter ]

"Sad."

I respect that he adds Jim Jones ad-libs to his own tweets.

Politics!

Boom! Ballin'!

Grr-tat!

But he's not done. He's not done.

'Cause he realized there's no limit

to how many times you tweet a day.

He thought there was, like, a two limit -- a day tweet?

When they gonna put you in Twitter jail, my guy?

He was like, "Yo, I'm-a do my Melo.

I'm pulling up. I'm shootin'. Shooters gotta shoot."

"It's all good. You already know."

"Ask them!"

Do we got to rebuild our military?

We got the biggest military in the world, yes.

Didn't we just bomb the shit out of Syria

with, like, one button push?

I think we're all right on that.

Nigga sent the DM and destroyed a whole country.

He just pressed a button. He "set it and forget it" and went to bed.

Like a rotisserie chicken.

Like a...coffee pot, nigga. Like, "For 6:00 a.m. tomorrow."

Find out in the morning.

Not done yet. More tweets on deck.

God damn!

Flag. Numero uno.

He threw an emoji? Oh, is that his first emoji?

-Oh, that was an auto emoji. -Was than an auto emoji?

Oh, yeah? Okay. I thought he was leveling up.

Once Trump finds out about emojis, it's a wrap. It's a wrap, bro.

This nigga just sending like four bomb emojis at Syria.

[ Laughs ] Bro!

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

Yo, yo, I read this shit.

This shit says "Donald Trump releases his tax plan."

And I thought it said "Donald releases Tax."

I was like, "Yeah! Yeah, nigga!

My nigga T-T-T-Tax! Word up! Yeah!"

No. Donald Trump, after promising for many months

he was gonna reform

the complicated and bloated U.S. tax code,

decided with 10 minutes before he walked into the press conference,

he was gonna take out the Notes app on his phone

and just come up with like nine points

and be like, "Yo, good enough."

He did the book report by just looking at the cover.

"Okay, okay..."

"Before I tell you my tax-reform plan,

we must first say what taxes are.

Taxes are a tariff paid on goods and services.

What is a plan, however?"

"In conclusion..." [ Laughs ]

Nigga's doing a third-grade essay.

This shit looks like my fuckin' -- What is this?

Nigga put Clipart!

They was like, "Yo, first, start with a --"

What fonts is that, my nigga?

Yo, there's mad fonts in here.

What Trump's tax plan would do

is eliminate something called the Alternative Minimum Tax.

This would help Donald a lot,

even though he never released any of his tax returns.

When he got that one from 2005... Shout-out to Rachel.

...that Rachel Maddow -- gang, gang -- released.

It indicated that he paid nearly $37 million

in federal income taxes that year.

If it wasn't for the Alternative Minimum Tax,

he would've only paid about $5.3 million.

Damn. He's trying to keep the pockets fat.

Oh, I see. Yeah, nigga. You're not low.

You know what I'm sayin'?

But then he sent out his boy from Goldman Sachs

that he made Secretary of the Treasury,

Steve -- what's his name?

I'm gonna call him Munchkin. I don't care. Munchkin. Sure.

Steve Munchkin to talk to the press.

Shout-out to Steve Munchkin. Gang, gang.

Went to Riverdale High School.

Kind of the Bronx. Not really. Not really.

Y'all don't want to claim us. We don't claim y'all.

Y'all got a lot of bagel shops. I respect you.

Shout-out to Spuyten Duyvil.

Karl: My second question is,

will the president release his tax returns so that --

The president has no intention.

The president has released plenty of information

and I think has given more financial disclosure

than anybody else.

I think the American population

has plenty of information on that topic.

[ Overlapping questions ]

Right there. Right there.

Excuse me. Other people have the right to ask questions.

...will affect him personally?

Why are all the White House

press-secretary reporters wild-buns? Yeah.

Like, they just be deaded. He's like, "No, no, no, no."

"It's okay. Just stop please."

Right there. Excuse me.

Other people have the right to ask questions.

It's like watching a fight on the 1 train. What a worm.

"Yo. Excuse me. Very calm. "Excuse me."

Excuse me. No. Excuse me. Very civil.

I was sitting there, sir. Excuse me.

"Sir, my MetroCard says I can ride anywhere I want. Sir.

Sir, sir, this is a public area. Sir.

Sir? What do you think you're doing?

It's a first come, first serve, sir."

Sir, my child is here. My child is here.

I don't have to stand for this.

I voted for Obama twice."

Yo, but then the reporter's such a...herb.

Like, everybody in this room is a herb.

'Cause the reporter could have been like,

"Yo, what, nigga?! No...that! You didn't answer my question!"

You can't do that as a reporter.

He's, like, from the Washington Post.

He's not from F.E.D.S. magazine.

You can't just threaten niggas. Yo!

You can't clap your hands like,

"On blood, you gonna answer my question, cuz!"

If y'all niggas need a proxy to come through your shits,

holla at your boy.

How do we get clearance to go to a White House press thing?

-Yo, Shane. Make it happen. -Hook it up.

We can go as journalists for Viceland. Come on, son.

I bet you our questions get answered

or we get arrested or both.

Yep, 'cause we'll walk in there with bulletproof vests, nigga,

like the Nupacs.

[ Laughs ]

So, your response to those critics who say

a lot of what you presented here today could save the president

or benefit his own businesses.

The AMT is just another example

of a third complicated set of rules.

Anyway, thank you, everybody. Appreciate you guys being here.

"No encores. Sorry. Gotta go."

It's like when you go to a show and they throw a bottle on stage,

and homey's like, "Nah...this.

We done! We done! It's her fault!

You know what I'm sayin'? It's her fault! Be mad at her!

She...up the show for all y'all. Goodbye!"

He already made up his mind when she was talking.

He, like, folded up the paper.

That was his parking voucher, nigga.

He was like, "Yo. Getting the...outta here."

Anyway, thank you, everybody.

"Anyway, I'm off this. Peace. ...y'all niggas."

"Jersey, it's been real."

[ Laughs ]

[ Rhythmic clapping ]

♪ Ber-ber ♪

I feel like we need, like, the wild soul-funk music.

♪♪

♪ Who's that baddest cat? ♪

♪ It's Maxine Waters ♪ Maxine!

Auntie Maxine came for crooked Republican head of the

House Oversight Committee Jason "Caffefssssiz."

"Cafesafish." "Ffsssz."

Jason Gefilte Fish.

[ Laughter ]

Do you have an understanding of what you think it is

that Congressman Chaffetz is doing?

Maybe he thinks that if he rose out

and points to the fact

that something is going on with Flynn

that he did not disclose and this is criminal,

I mean, he's violated a federal law,

that somehow this will raise him above

of maybe what connections he may have with the Kremlin.

Well, I should say -- I don't know.

But we need to keep an eye on him.

"Keep an eye on him 'cause that nigga's fucking with the Russians.

Told y'all."

Chris Hayes is like, "Allegedly.

Allegedly. Maxine, don't get me sued.

He's like, "Maxine, you're talking very spicy

on my program tonight."

You know they're in his ear like, "Yo, Chris, handle that.

-"Tell her chill, Chris." -Tell Desus' aunt to calm down."

You know what I mean? [ Laughs ]

Oh, look. We have a little, shall I say, dirt on you, doggy,

Mr. Chaffetz.

When Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" tape was released,

Chaffetz was fed up.

You...faker. Two weeks later,

he tweeted from his account, @jasoninthehouse.

In the house! Ho! Ho!

White people, let that be a warning.

This is what happens when you let your children listen to hip-hop.

That's right.

All right. I mean, listen.

♪ Jason in the house ♪

Do you think he just really enjoyed that LL Cool J show?

"Oh, my God."

That was "In The House," right? That was LL Cool J?

Oh, shit. Carlton was in this, right?

Oh, shit. He's Carlton now.

We know his real name, but he's always gonna be Carlton.

I heard he was Dominican, which is --

He is. He is Dominican.

He is? Oh, shit. Shout-out to him.

You can tell he's Dominican

'cause he looks black and he never claims it.

Ohh! Wait. Hold up. How the...?

No, no, no. Time-out, time-out, time-out.

No, no, no. ...outta here.

How could you not -- How could you not --

How could you not be black

and be on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"?

That's, like, one of the blackest shows of all time.

Well, he was on "Silver Spoons" before this.

Oh, he was? You guys remember "Silver Spoons"?

Hey.

Yo. Oh, shit. What the...is that?

Is she doing a heel toe?

That is the most Yakubian heel toe I ever seen.

-Oh! Shit! -Oh!

This nigga's getting light?

Ohh! How he's doing all the --

He's like, "Nah, I'm not gonna let

this white nigga show me up."

I'm about to hit you with the wild turtle into a freeze."

[ Laughter ]

He's like, "Yo, a'ight.

Now let's go do coke in the trailer."

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

-Today... -Illustrious guests.

-Special guest. -Know what I'm sayin'?

Chad Johnson. TV personal--

TV personality. Which is bigger?

Banging your bitch on Twitter probably.

You know what I'm sayin'?

O-Okay. That's not in the prompter, but all right.

Is it true or false? He's like, "Nah, nah, nah."

He's like, "Nah. Nah." He's like, "Chill. Chill, dawg."

Give it up for Ochocinco.

[ Applause ]

♪♪

Thanks for coming through.

For you viewers, this is why I grew the beard,

so you can tell the difference between us.

'Cause y'all constantly on Twitter, they say we look alike.

But the bank account is not...

All black folk.

As long as you got a black head and you dark-skinned,

you look alike. It's true. It's true.

But you're not a bad person to be confused with.

For you to get confused with me, that's different.

-Like, you don't want that. -"Yo, this nigga owe me $20!"

Yeah. You don't want to walk the street like that.

What's going on, man?

You can finesse yourself into a club being like,

"Yo, I'm Chad. You...crazy?"

Nah, he can't do that 'cause I don't club.

I ain't been to the club since like '06.

So now it's like, "Yo, I'm making my return."

You done with the club? You tired of it?

I ain't been in the club. I don't drink.

You don't drink? All I do is smoke cigars every day.

-Oh. -Okay. Just cigars?

I'm cheap. I don't spend no money.

-So what I'm in the club for? -That's true.

I can't relate.

And, you know, technology is so far advanced,

you ain't really got to go to the club

what you going there to get anyway.

-Yeah. That's true. -You get where I'm going?

You know what I'm sayin'? That's very true.

You got access to everybody here with your phone.

And also you've been in Miami for a very long time.

-Since '78. -You know what I'm sayin'?

So what's there to do in Miami when you're not on the --

I mean -- -I don't know.

Bro, I live a simple, very boring life... Yeah?

...outside of what people may perceive. I see.

I smoke cigars every day. I play soccer.

I box. I play "FIFA."

Actually, I'm the best "FIFA" player,

so after I finish this -- Watch it now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Listen, listen, let me finish. Did he say that?

Listen to this -- Anybody in New York can get it.

For every goal you score, I'm giving you $1,000.

That goes for any and everybody. Yo! Whoa!

-He's giving in here. -Ochocinco challenge!

Oh, okay, you're on the family edition

of "Married Boot Camp." -Yeah, I needed that, boss.

What was the biggest takeaway you got from that.

The biggest takeaway --

Well, if I tell you what the biggest takeaway was,

that would give away how the entire process went for my mama. Okay, all right.

But the whole point was being that my mother never raised me.

I was raised by my grandma. I'm from Liberty City.

I come from nothing. Grandma raised me.

And I never had the relationship

that a mother and son are supposed to have.

Hell, my damn daddy wasn't there, either, you know? Right.

I never had a father, so I've never had

the opportunity, all the shit I've been through in life --

Excuse me for cursing. My bad.

-No, it's all good. -No, don't worry about it.

The thing about my situation with my ex --

We all know what happened,

so when something like that happens,

who do you think would be the first person I called?

-Your parents. -Your parents.

-Yeah. -Man, I ain't even have

nobody to reach out to. -Oh, wow.

Like, that's crazy.

And that was the one mistake I've ever had in life

besides me having fun on the football field. Mm-hmm. Right.

So, the biggest mistake in my life,

and I didn't have the opportunity

to call the person who should have been there most.

So, like, stuff like that, you know? Yeah.

So, your relationship with your parents... [ Laughs ]

...how has it affected your relationship with your daughter?

Everything is cool.

Because my relationship with my mom was so strenuous

and so up and down and our Wi-Fi was all --

connection has been off... Mm-hmm, right, right.

...it made me that much of a better father, you know? Right.

And I still got a long way to go

because you got to think when I was playing

those 12, 13 years,

I'm gone six, seven months out of the year. Mm-hmm.

And so I've only been a father really financially. Right.

And that sucked.

So, you had to, like, re-learn your daughter?

I had to re-learn everything. And I got all teenagers. Mm.

They don't even want to deal with me no more. How many kids you got?

-Six. -Six.

-Oh, damn. -And I got a little baby.

I just had a little 1-year-old.

And I got to force her to hang with me.

She acting like them.

-Wow. -You don't got kids.

-No, man. -Man, you got

to start poppin' them, bro.

[ Laughter ] No, we -- We good. You're good for both of us.

-We good, brother. -How many you got?

-Four. You know what I'm sayin'? -Okay. Tighten up.

Get some more, man. [ Laughter ]

Yo, you're the first person to tell me that

'cause everybody's just like, "Yo, four kids," like it's the 1920s.

Like, "Damn, nigga, you got four kids?

What, are you building a factory?" You know what it's like -- [ Laughter ]

You know what it's like going in a mall, you got all six, man?

No, I mean, I'm from a big family but... Yeah.

...now to be to be the head winner

and the bread winner for six people... Yeah.

...that's out the [bleep] window.

No, I'm not doing that. That's wild. [ Laughter ]

-I'm not gonna front. -That shit is dope, man.

It does feel good when I walk into Target with all of them,

and they like, "Yo, yo," and I'm just like, "Nigga."

That feels good? You know what feels even better?

When you walk in Target and you buy

whatever the [bleep] you want for yourself. [ Laughter ]

God, man. See, I like to give. I'm a giving person.

You being selfish, bro.

I'm not being selfish.

It's just that I am the person

that worked hard to put me where I'm right now... Right.

...so I'm taking the time to enjoy it right now. How old are you?

I am...in my 30s.

[ Laughter ]

-You married? -No, I'm not married.

You got a girl?

In 2016 -- Now, come on, now. [ Laughter ]

My back-to-back gold medal was at 800 meters

at the Junior Olympics.

Who is faster right now?

[ Laughter ]

Why you making it hot, Ocho? Why? Why?

Why you -- Why you --

-Yo, son. -My bad.

I'm just -- I'm just -- You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what?

Even if you don't have a girl, man, you know,

you ain't got to do the fairy tale.

Just pop one out. God.

Ocho, you, too, man? [ Laughter ]

Listen, your run on Twitter is legendary.

You flame niggas on there. It is.

Y'all have a good time. You have fun on Twitter. But, you know, I be preaching love

24/7, so, like -- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You not a troll, but you just have fun on Twitter. No, no, yeah, yeah.

Now, that was funny.

-[ Laughs ] -That was classic.

That's what I'm talking about.

You found two of your kids on Twitter. I didn't -- No, that's not real.

That's why it was so funny. The dudes --

[ Laughter ]

All this time, I was like, "Yo!" Man, you thought that was real?

-Yeah. -[ Laughing ] Nah!

I just -- I was like, "Yo."

I was like, "He ballin' out here." [ Laughs ]

That's why he's, like, having kids.

I'm like, "Yo, you just finding your kids on Twitter?" [ Laughter ]

That's what made it so funny 'cause that dude, he tweeted me.

Yes, he was like, "Yeah." -He tweeted something

back to me, and I said, "Is your mama so-and-so

with the birthmark," and he just went along with it,

so it played out perfectly. Ohh. Oh, man.

It played out perfectly. Okay, I'm gonna leave now. I'm like, "Whew."

Oh, you really thought that was my son --

I found my son on Twitter? I was like -- I was like, "Yo, maybe."

Man, I'm a savage. I ain't that bad. You know what I'm sayin'?

"I found him on Twitter," brother? That's bad -- on Twitter?

Find the kids on LinkedIn and shit. Nah.

Oh, man, what do you enjoy more,

being on TV or being on the field?

-Probably the field. -Yeah.

With my acting, I enjoy being on the field.

Is it different? Are they both competitive?

Or is it, like, two different --

'Cause some people we meet, and they're like,

"Yo, when I'm in front of the camera,

I'm competing on a high level." -On the field,

in that entity, they try to control me. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin'.

And I didn't change. On TV, I can just be me. Okay.

Like, right now, I can just be me.

I don't have to worry about anybody sayin' anything. Mm-hmm.

You know, in that other world, you know, I was vilified. Pins and needles.

But I chose not to conform, which is why, you know --

That's why you were lit, to me, as an NFL player,

'cause the NFL is, like, you know, the "no-fun league" and shit.

You put the swag to the game.

You was talking shit on the field.

You know what I mean? You had your flow about you.

And I thought it was corny that they were trying to, like limit that.

You know what I mean?

'Cause don't you want personalities,

interesting people, you know what I mean,

for the fans to, like, engage with and shit?

-That makes perfect sense. -No, the NFL is about control.

You have to think like a business owner.

You got to think like a business owner.

"We can't maximize on whatever it is

that you're doing," so I was making money

away from the game because of the individual way

I express myself. -Right.

And they weren't getting a cut of that. Ah.

So, when you can't get a cut of what you're making

in their world, "No, that's not the way it works." Damn, Roger.

It's a controlled environment -- period.

What was the hardest hit you ever took.

Ray Lewis -- I'm still looking for him. [ Raven caws ]

He's gonna get these hands. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] Yeah, I ain't --

Would you do one of those celebrity-boxing situations with Ray Lewis?

Or, is he, like, -- Is that two different weight classes?

No, I don't care about the weight class.

He's gonna get the work. -Yeah?

[ Laughter ] [ Chuckling ] You know what I'm sayin'?

Ray gonna come through and sue and do the losing thing.

[ Both laugh ] He's gonna get knocked the [bleep] out!

That's my dude, but Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis, yeah.

♪♪

You guys make sure you continue to watch my two folks...

-Yeah! -Hey.

...now that I'm part of the family.

Thank you, VICE, for hiring me. [ Laughter ]

VICELAND gang!

Hey, if you need me, my number is still the same.

I love you. 786-324-5212.

-That's right. -Holla, right?

And the "FIFA" challenge still stands, right?

For anybody. Anybody. Anybody can get it.

Anybody can get it. That's the rainbow! Anyone can get it! Anybody.

Matter of fact -- Anybody know

how to get in touch with 50 Cent while I'm here?

'Cause I just want to throw hand before I leave town.

-50, what's up? -50, what up?

I know you're watching the show, my G, come on.

Let's keep it happening. -Let's go. Let's make it happen.

-You know what I mean? -Ochocinco! [ Applause ]

♪♪

Shout-outs. Pew, pew, pew-pew! Shout-outs! [ Imitates gunshots ]

Yo, shout-out to having, You know what I'm sayin',

when you with your boo, you know what I mean,

and you at the club, you know what I mean,

and she's treating you like the king that you are.

You feel me. You know what I'm sayin'? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

It's real love.

A real man is never emasculated by their woman... You know what I mean?

...no matter what she does to them in the club. Even if she cocked it back --

When she's gone off that Henny... [ Laughs ]

...and she throw you around like a little rag doll. You know what I'm sayin'?

-Whoo! -Hey! Hey!

Hey!

-Damn. -Yo. All right.

Now everyone in the club knows he's the little spoon.

Damn, that's wild.

They 69'ing standing up.

[ Laughter ]

Damn!

He don't never get to pick the channel at home.

Hell no. Stupid? What is happening?

Is that...Jamaican cousin?

He's doing that with one hand, too. Yo!

-This is very disrespectful. -Damn!

-She's not even struggling. -Yo!

But, look, he threw his hands up around her neck like a baby, bro.

'Cause he knew what it is. He ain't got no choice. [ Laughs ]

She was like, "Yo, death by snu-snu, my nigga. Let's go." Yo!

Oh, my God!

Yo, shout-out to United Airlines, though,

you know what I'm sayin', out here violating

the rights of everybody, every species... Mnh-mnh.

you know what I'm sayin' 'cause they killed the biggest rabbit in the world.

It died on one of their flights.

All right, people, nigga, Simon, B, you didn't deserve this, yo. Rest in peace, Simon. Damn.

-You didn't deserve this, my G. -Yeah, he was a good bunny, man.

Look at him, and why do they use that picture?

Why didn't they use him graduating rabbit school? Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Look... Damn.

...biggest rabbit ever, You know what I'm sayin'?

The biggest.

He's, like, awesome.

"I'm the biggest."

"Simon, a continental giant rabbit from England" --

Shout to the grand boys, then, all the grand boys rabbits.

They digested carrots -- "was 10 months old."

Oh, he wasn't that old -- Ohh.

"He was on track to out-grow his father, Darius,

who was 4'4", who holds the Guinness world record

for longest rabbit." -Ohh.

"Breeder Annette Edwards says, 'Simon had a vet's check-up

three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle.'"

See? "Now the airline faces a legal claim

from Simon's new owner and former Playboy model Annette,

who once had plastic surgery to look like

the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit."

Ohh, my God.

That looks like Jessica "Nah, bitch."

[ Laughter ]

Wow.

-Yo, son! -Wow.

Oh, I get -- "Who framed Roger Rabbit?"

Jessica Rabbit -- Ohh!

Damn, well, a delay -- I get it now.

She's the biggest Jessica Rabbit in the world. Damn.

[ Laughs ] I feel she went through all this work

just for me to get this joke and now she's got nothing else to live for.

That's it. It's over. It's over.

United Airlines said, "Fuck your rabbit."

No.

[ Laughter ]

Actually, I'm sorry. I'm being told that's not the proper aside.

"United Airlines said, 'We are saddened to heard this news.

The safety and wellbeing of all the animals

that travel with us is of the utmost importance

of the United Airlines and our PetSafe team."

That's fake. They just made that up. They just made that up.

"We have just been in contact with our customer

and have offered assistance.

We are reviewing this matter."

And they all chuckled and was like,

"Who the [bleep] flies around with a big-ass rabbit?

Glad that shit died."

♪♪

It's sticking it up. Call him Tebow.

[ Both laugh ]

That's right -- Cocky Yankees Fans is back, baby. That's right!

No, yeah, I see Severino last night. I seen that.

-[ Speaking indistinctly ] -You see my man Judge?

-Pfft. -Outta here, man. You stupid?

-How many rings. -Squad on deck!

Twenty-s-s-s-seven!

[ Scoffs ]

Tell your favorite franchise to suck my dick from the back! Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Got a little lazy with that one.

[ Laughter ]

♪♪

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Lucifer 2x14 Sneak Peek "Lucifer's Bigger Plan" (SUB ITA) - Duration: 1:29.

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شكل الحياة | Shape Life - Duration: 1:08.

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The Wolf Among Us #10 COSE DA FARE: TROVARE MARY E UCCIDERLA... - Duration: 39:16.

Welcome back everybody in the new episode of the wolf among us

I know is past long time

i know.. i dont remeber where we are remained

I said this think now and never more

I'm subtitling all my videos

the old video i cant do now because i dont have letteraly the time

The new videos i do it

But this series NO

Because the game is allready in english

So who undestood only english can watch this serie l as well as

In this serie theres a italian subtiles

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LA PATRULLA CANINA DE PASEO POR VINEWOOD - GTA V - Duration: 1:28:05.

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Карпфишинг TV :: Фильм FOX Edges 2017. Рыболовные приключения (с русскими субтитрами) - Duration: 3:24:23.

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Über 1700 Kilometer mit einer Tankfüllung? Passat TDI Hypermiling - Duration: 17:10.

Here we are at a Gas Station. Today we'll try to reach the north of Denmark on one tank of fuel!

That's about 540 miles with a car that is about 17 years old. By the way, it's a Diesel.

And when we reached our destination, we'll drive back. But we won't refuel.

We'll try to cover actually over 1000 miles on one tank of fuel!

Hopefully we'll make it, currently I'am refueling.

[Bugatti Chiron in the background]

This is such a nice contrast: We are here, trying to get more than 58mpg and we ask him about his consumption, the answer: about 10mpg

We are getting overtaken by a lorry, the first for hours!

Okay, for ten minutes, actually.

The important thing about lorries:

it's not about driving in the slipstream. That would be stupid an dangerous to drive so close.

But it helps to keep a constant speed without having a Cruise control.

We started 1.5 hours ago and for the first 60 miles we had an average consumption of 54mpg. Which is too much.

My tactics so far were driving at a constant speed, never decelerate, never accelerate.

But now I discovered another tactic:

You accelerate to a maximum specific speed, put the gear in neutral and coast to a minimum specific speed.

You put the gear back in and repeat the whole process.

And since I did this I averaged 67mpg. In total my average consumption already dropped to 57mpg.

Good Morning! It's half past midnight and so far we drove for 4 hours.

The average consumption is quite promising...

...and I just wanted to mention some things about this great car!

This is a 2001 VW Passat with the famous and very reliable 1.9l Diesel engine with 131hp

Normally I drive this car at about 39mpg.

And I just wanted to mention a few things that I made at the car to make it as efficient as it is.

In case of the wheels I have chosen a 15" rim, which is very light...

...and it's got a 195mm tire, which reduces the amount of rolling resistance.

Finally I filled them up to 43psi. That is quite a lot, but its not more than you would give to a fully loaded car.

So neither is it bad for the car nor for the tire. I tested it with my winter tires and it didn't do any damage to them.

But of cause we don't use the air conditioning. If we use the stereo, we use very quiet.

But other than that everything is standard. That is the requirement, otherwise it would be too unrealistic.

It is 2:43 AM, we are 211 miles away from Hirtshals and we already travelled 323 miles...

...but the remaining range is 745miles.

if we add the 745 miles to the already driven 323 miles we end up with 1068 miles.

But that is less than the total distance, which is 1071 miles.

In Hirtshals we'll see if we trust the remaining range or the good old fuel gage.

We made it! Well, at least half the distance!

We are now in Hirtshals after exactly 510 miles. The average consumption so far is 61mpg.

According to the fuel gage the tank is still filled more than half. But that's just half the story cause I overfilled it.

So it could be very close in the end...

In this moment we covered 620 miles and the fuel gage needle just passed the half mark.

We have 450 miles to go and the remaining range tells a quite optimistic 530 miles.

That's because we drove downhill for the last minutes.

In practice the remaining range matches the remaining distance.

So it remains exciting. But I think we can make it!

We haven't passed Hamburg jet, there are 231 miles to go...

...the tank is filled to a quarter, the remaining range tries to fuck me up, telling me: In 170miles its over

For once I want to save the planet, driving to Denmark an back using almost no fuel. And then there is a traffic jam.

There is one thing that could become extremely disappointing:

I wanted to do the trip with an average speed of 49 mph. Right now I've got 50 mph

But if we drive at 6 mph for the whole time, that figure will drop rapidly. And that's bad.

But what should I do? Driving through the rescue lane? Wouldn't work. There isn't one.

Oh, what is that?

I have no Idea. Do I have to drive to a garage?

No! It's the fuel warning light!

Alright, the fuel warning light has come up, it is 5:50 PM and we have 100 miles to go.

The remaining range says 93 miles. Looks like a piece of cake to me!

Sadly it's less exciting. On the other hand we have used less fuel than we could have used.

For more infomation >> Über 1700 Kilometer mit einer Tankfüllung? Passat TDI Hypermiling - Duration: 17:10.

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리틀 나이트메어(미쳐버린 영혼들이 있는 배에서 탈출하라!)#5화[Little Nightmares][도살장] - Duration: 36:36.

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Trump's newly unveiled anti immigrant hotline bombarded with reports of space aliens - Duration: 3:23.

Trump�s newly unveiled anti-immigrant hotline bombarded with reports of space aliens

Following up one of President Donald Trump�s executive orders in January, the Department

of Homeland Security on Wednesday rolled out a new office designed to protect the victims

of crimes committed by illegal immigrants.

And as the latest attempt by Trump to crack down on illegal immigration in the U.S., the

White House also launched a new hotline so that victims or witnesses could easily report

allegations of criminal incidents.

But immigrants� rights activists, organized online under the #AlienDay hashtag, are claiming

that they have quickly overwhelmed Trump�s hotline with complaints of crimes committed

by space aliens.

Surrounded by the families of victims of crime committed by undocumented immigrants, Homeland

Security Secretary John Kelly announced the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement office,

also called VOICE.

�All crime is terrible, but these victims as represented here are unique � and too

often ignored,� Kelly said.

�They are casualties of crimes that should never have taken place � because the people

who victimized them oftentimes should never have been in the country,� CNN reported.

CNN also noted:

The office will also cover cover victims of any crime with an immigration nexus, officials

said.

That would cover any potentially removable individual, which include legal permanent

residents and visa holders who commit crimes.

The executive order, signed in January, also called for the office to issue reports once

a quarter �studying the effects of the victimization by criminal aliens present in the United States.�

�Until today, those victimized at the hands of illegal aliens have had no point of contact

in our federal government dedicated to this issue and to them,� Kelly said, according

to CNN.

�Families would call and would send letters all over Washington hoping that someone in

some agency would respond.� The White House�s newly launched hotline

through which victims or witnesses could easily report criminal incidents has a mission statement

that reads, �With honor and integrity, we will support victims of crimes committed by

criminal aliens through access to information and resources.�

But critics like Common Defense�s executive director Pam Campos argue that Trump�s new

initiative is incredibly dangerous.

�This office is a depraved and dangerous propaganda vehicle that exploits tragedy to

fuel hate and division,� Campos said in a statement.

�Our commitment of service has no room for tolerating a xenophobic registry, which serves

no purpose in helping victims of crime, and only exists to provide fodder for racism.�

Trump continues to hype an issue that isn�t backed up with much data.

A study by the American Immigration Council has shown that among men ages 18 to 49, immigrants

are far less likely to engage in criminal activity than those who are native-born.

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איך לעצב את הסטרים שלכם ב10 דקות! - Duration: 9:53.

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WAX STRIP PRANK ON MY TWIN - Duration: 7:21.

I'm Emilio, because I have to say who I am because maybe you don't know who I am

but yesterday Ivan pranked me

he pranked me and he dyed my hair to orange

now as you can see my hair is as always and you're probably asking why

What has happened to you hair

So because I spent the whole day in the shower

Yes, I spent the whole day in the shower as you have seen

Thank you Ivan!

but I went to shop some wax stripes

and now It's time for a revenge

So I've called my friend Ruben

I've called him and he said: I'm going to your home

And I told him we're going to prank my brother

So I have a prank on my mind

and let's see if it works

Alright guys I'm in the bathroom now

And I'm going to show you what I will do to my brother

Okay guys I have this if you don't know what this is it's wax strips to shave

So I'm going to call Ruben, I think he's about to get here

And we are trying to catch Ivan and paste it

so easy

Alright guys so Ruben is here with me

he has just arrived

And we have the strips right?

We got them

And we are so ready to revenge

because we are going to revenge

and we are ready

hey !

what are you guys doing?

nothing, we are recording a video for my channel

Ruben Beasley

you know, facts

about what?

The intro?

yes yes yes, first of all the intro and then

the thing is that he is learning

I'm teaching him how to be a youtuber

because I'm better than you so I'm teaching him

If you need me I'll be here

Thank you thank you bro I appreciate

you better keep listening to music

We are leaving

we are leaving

omg omg he almost catch us

No Ruben, we are staying here

Alright guys, he almost catch us so we are out here

so we are about to act

we have two

I'll need another one

what can we do with these strips

guys, I'm ready so let's do it

it's wax it's wax i'm sorry

It hurts it hurts it hurts

look look there is leg hair hair right there

and down there's nothing

how do you feel Ivan

It wasn't me!!! stop stop stop

It was his idea

It was his idea

so Ivan are you going to shave your legs?

No no it's more fashion

it looks good?

high five high five

Alright guys, I hope you guys liked the video

at the end we got it

Thank you thank you

The shoutout of today goes to Laura Jimenez, thank you for having the notifications on

if you want a shout out the only thing you have to do is turn the notifications on and comment down below when you're down

And I also wanted to ask you if you want EVERYDAY VLOGS?

Comment and see you in the next video!!!!

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Wstęp do najlepszych historii - Duration: 14:10.

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ODESZA - Line Of Sight (feat. WYNNE & Mansionair) - Duration: 3:58.

I'm facing back to front Over my shoulder at the sun

And it's an open door End of my line of sight once more

And I don't learn, no I don't learn It'll all be fine this time

And I don't learn, no I don't learn Cos you always seemed so kind

And I don't learn, no I don't learn It'll all be fine this time

And I don't learn, no I don't learn

I'm feeling in and out I turn full circle round and round

So will you help me down Come grab my hand for solid ground

And I don't learn, no I don't learn It'll all be fine this time

And I don't learn, no I don't learn Cos you always seemed so kind

And I don't learn, no I don't learn It'll all be fine this time

And I don't learn, no I don't learn

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#Coman2020 - Kingsley Coman extends contract until 2020! - Duration: 1:23.

Of course, I'm very happy to be staying in Munich!

I came here to stay and fortunately that has been the case.

Und das ist jetzt glücklicherweise auch geschehen.

It's a very beautiful city, even though the weather isn't so good right now.

When I arrived here, I was already warned

that the weather wasn't always so great.

But there are plenty of beautiful sides to this city.

The Bundesliga title is still a very important title that isn't easy to win -

even if it's one we've won frequently in recent years.

Of course the demand is always high to win many trophies

at a big club like FC Bayern.

But to be the German champions is always wonderful and I'm convinced

that we will be very happy if we clinch it.

It definitely won't be easy.

We've not had a good period recently,

we haven't won our last few games and will need to be aware of Wolfsburg.

But I'm sure

we'll find the right response on the pitch.

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