ERIN: Like, worst case scenario we have outtakes!
[off-screen laughter]
ERIN: And that's probably going to be the start of the outtake reel now!
[funny music]
TAHLIA: Just do a little chair roll! I don't know! I don't dance!
[funny music]
DARBY: Cheeky!
EVERYONE: HEY!!!
ERIN: Lee that was your fucking cue!
[everyone laughs]
LEE: Fuck! Alright, let's try that again.
ERIN: Take two!
ROSLYN: And I need to know what happens!
It's not about the backers, the people backing it, it's about me, I want to know what happens!
KERMIE: [quietly] Hello!
[offscreen laughter]
TAHLIA: [singing] --a podcast for everyone!
ERIN: [offscreen] We're recording now by the way! TAHLIA: That's nice!
ERIN: But also, I'm the producer, so I can do whatever the fuck I want.
ERIN: Okay! Sorry, being a professional!
[Lee clears his throat]
ERIN: How do I phrase this?
How do I make the words good?
UMM.
I'm a professional writer!
ERIN: It's okay, whenever I get cranky I just think "This is going to be great for outtakes!"
[funny music]
ERIN: Alright, blah bla-blah bla-blah
ROSLYN: Er, ah, [weird tongue noises]
ERIN: [weird tongue noises] Face, what are you doing?
DARBY: [weird tongue noises] I'm going to start again
ERIN: [weird tongue noises]
TIARA: [weird tongue noises]
ERIN: [weird tongue noises] Wow, this one's a problem, huh? Alright,
TIARA: [weird tongue noises]
LEE: [lots of weird tongue noises] ERIN: [offscreen] Stop, stop, stop!
LEE: [lots of weird tongue noises] HARRI: Just close your eyes, just take a couple
LEE: [lots of weird tongue noises] HARRI: of deep breaths and then just--
ERIN: [weird tongue noises]
ROSLYN: [weird tongue noises]
TIARA: On email I am articulate as all hell, and if you try to do a phone interview
I'm like [weird tongue noises]
ERIN: [weird tongue noises]
ROSLYN: [weird tongue noises] I had this all planned out before, it was fine!
It was fine!
LEE: It's my tongue's fault!
I swear it's my tongue's fault, It's trying to kill me!
ERIN: Season two of our queer... [weird tongue noises]
ERIN: OF THIS QUEER SHIT WE'RE MAKING!!!
ERIN: GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!!
[funny music]
LEE: [weird warbling sound]
[funny music]
LEE: [more weird warbling noises]
ERIN: I'm have a diva meltdown on my inside..
ERIN: [laughs] Oh fuck you past Erin, how am I supposed? Alright.
ERIN: Love and luck is an audio-- Fuck, I've fucked it already! There we go! Cool!
ERIN: Don't think that's what the script says but it's about right!
ERIN: That's not what I meant--
Oh no, that is what it says! Good job me!
ERIN: That's not what it says let's try that again!
ERIN: That was garbage, let's do that again!
ERIN: That's not correct! Fuck me.
ERIN: That was not how that's phrased.
Oh wait yes it is!
Yay! Good job me!
Give myself a gold sticker!
LEE: I'm trying to look away from the camera, okay?
I'm really trying hard!
ERIN: [offscreen with a funny voice] Hello I'm the camera, I want to give you money for Kickstarter!
HARRI: [offscreen] Ooh but the Arts! The heat!
ERIN: The arts!
[funny music]
LEE: [weird horse noises?]
LEE: [one more horse noise]
ANNOUNCEMENT: Attention please, the Kathleen Syme Library and Community centre will close ERIN: [offscreen] Good thing we're not recording audio!
in half an hour
ERIN: Yeah, skip forward, because that's embarrassing the next part!
HARRI: [laughs offscreen] ERIN: I hated reading that part when I had
ERIN: to do it for real!
LEE: Erin is fantastic! Umm...
ERIN: [offscreen] This is very sweet but I can't fucking use this in the video!
LEE: I know I can't, Let's try that answer again shall we?
TAHLIA: Ah that's a shit answer!
ERIN: Umm, What was the question?
LEE: [offscreen] What do you like about being involved?
ERIN: I fucking wrote those questions, I should know them!
[funny music]
HARRI: [offscreen] Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....
HARRI: Oh okay, I was hoping to get, like, some footage from through the window but Kermie's...
HARRI: bent over and behind the monitor so like--
ERIN: [offscreen] Wow that was really short.
ERIN: That-- I feel like-- Okay, just going to say I feel like that drastically understates what
ERIN: you do, as part of this, like, project, I could talk for about an hour about what you do
HARRI: [offscreen] Just like a techie, to just like
ERIN: [offscreen] It's like "I just do the stuff!"
ERIN: Meanwhile the rest of us are like "WHAT?"
ERIN: That's because we want to be able to offer you physical merchandise--
ERIN: And some stuff!
ERIN: I forgot how to say words
ERIN: With your help, season two of Love and Luck--
will do some stuff that I forgot again!
ERIN: Nailed it.
ERIN: Nailed it!
ERIN: Good, smashed it, excellent, next one!
ERIN: Smashed it, good, that'll do.
ERIN: You know what our first take was fine! First take was fine!
ERIN: [sighs] Fantastic, fantastic outtakes! Alright.
ERIN: Also, Hi! Welcome to production with Erin!
This is basically what all of season 1 was like!
DARBY: So there, that's the magic of radio!
ERIN: [offscreen] Done, see? you did it!
[Lee sighs in relief]
ERIN: Take one is done!
[Lee starts fake-crying] [everyone else laughs]
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