Waching daily Feb 22 2018

I reckon I smashed like 7 lemon Ruskis Oh I stubbed my toe

It's the first day of school and heck one of my electives was Home Ec

i chose it as a bludge subject but it turned out sick cos we got to make scones

best day of my life best day of my life

The year elevens are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench

but because they were away on camp we got to sit on the bench

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had a new teacher for Health today only took 8 minutes to make him cry

best day of my life best day of my life

at recess I wanted a can of Coke so i went to the machine to get a Coke

i put in 2 bucks then pressed the button

and serious i got 10 cans of Coke put the cans in my jumper then put them in

my locker then i went back to get more cans of Coke

I ended up 48 Cokes and 4 Deep Spring orange mineral waters

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I just found a big stick

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Friday was a casual day

to rasie funds for Sudan or some shit Tim showed up in his uniform

And we were like 'YOU'RE IN YOUR UNIFORM' and he was like 'I DON'T EVEN CARE'

but he did care cos he called his mum and she bought him a Billabong top

but we still called him uniform cunt

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I hit Andrew with my stick

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Daniel came late to school cos he went to his oncologist

he got KFC on the way to school and he gave me a chippie

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I walk into English class They put on Shrek 'fuckin sick'

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Miss Zahariou took my stick

worst day of my life worst day of my life

our period three got cancelled because the school counsellor

called a year level meeting to talk to us about an incident

involving a teacher in a car accident we did no work we just sat in the gym

and they talked to us about grief and stuff and then period 4 was supposed to be a test

but we didn't have the test because the teacher was dead

best day of my life

Pat got a stiffy It was funny

stiffys are funny stiffys are funny

Who stole my Ripcurl pencil case?

Sack tap. Don't sack tap me. Oh man that's fucked.

What about the dead teacher? Nah the stick man.

oh stop it! Stop sack tapping me

You got a big sack.