Waching daily Sep 3 2018

So what if instead of walking to the stadium on game days,

we got like a bus, like a specific Martha Cook bus

Like what are the funds for that Zoey?

Like what do we got here?

No

But, okay, what if the girls, some of us lived in it? Like I live in it and like our money for housing

could go towards the bus for gas, upkeep

Maybe.

Okay. Should we vote on it?

I have to go to the bathroom!

Very badly now!

May I please be excused from this ever delightful meeting to go to

the bathroom?

Can we talk about this bus thing, because school's starting-

I have to go now!

oh hey is that me? oh yah sure

Okay!

I need to go now!

No we have to talk about the bus

*gibberish about bus*

A Couple of days ago, I gave a fire safety talk at all house.

Nobody paid attention.

But I figured it's because of PowerPoint,

Powerpoint is boring

and I learned from all this that it's not talking that helps people learn

experience is the best teacher.

Today

streamers

and megaphones

are going to save lives today.

*Still talking about the bus*

I am back,

from the bathroom!

Nothing important happened.

Oh my God, oh my God, fire, fire, fire!

*hysteria*

Everybody stay calm!

Just stay calm!

It's a fire! What do we do?

There's a door. Over here!

What's it feel like? Remember your procedure!

It's hot!

It's hot! Hot!

*Screaming*

Find another way out!

Oh! There's another door!

Alright let's go to there!

Now there's an elevator,

do we go to the elevator?

yes.

what is the procedure?

Wait I, I got this.

how does it feel?

What does warm mean?!

Oh my God, there's a fire!

Alright, let's figure it out!

Find a way out!

I feel the panic in the room.

*Flailing*

We're going to die!

Oh my God

Oh my God

Try the other one!

Take me with you!

I can't!

I'm only 82 pounds!

I can't!

Save Bandit!

*Panic*

*Alarm*

Attention! Attention all Martha Cook people!

This was a drill! This was a drill! This is Fake!

This is a test! What have we learned today?

Audrey! Audrey! It's okay, it's just a drill

Audrey, it's fake. Stop Pretending, it was fake!

Oh my God no! nononono nononono no, move aside! Sunshine scouts!

Alight Audrey, you're not allowed to die here! You're our secretary!

We need you! It was just a drill

Audrey it's fake, wake up

Time for mouth to mouth!

NO! NO! NO! NO!

Hello, welcome to Martha Cook.

My name is Jenny I am

El Presidente, la Presidente

World's best president, I have a mug that says so

Therefore it's true.

I think there are rules here. I don't really know what they are

But because I'm president, you know, I don't really have to pay that much attention

I really like

You know the fireplaces it's a great for like the winter

I always use them but they're only for me. I have my own office here. That's great

It's downstairs. I just, you know, fill out my name every week every day

For the whole day on the old calendar right there. No one ever bothers me. It's wonderful.

Ah

See what else do we have here?

Well,

oh, we have the piano. It's great for living your tea on.

when like you're in a rush, you know, someone takes care of it. It's wonderful

Yeah, those really just like I think they're just for me. They don't really see anyone else doing them

But

It's good see what do we actually do here though, so, you know as president

I'm here to make make the rules for everyone else not for me, obviously

We win a lot of awards

here I have one right here for for swimming

Looks like we swam in 1950.

I don't know if that's like seconds or feet.

I don't know what swimming is, but we have an award for it

We have a lot of these I we have a lot of awards. I like awards and I get them alot

because I'm the worlds best president

It hurts just

Just hurts because you know going to the bathroom. It's the highlight of my day

showering using the bathroom

Doing all this kind of stuff

it's

it's really hard

And to see that in there

Yeah, I left my hair in the drain, but it's not my fault

Do you see how much hair I have? It just always falls out and you think I'm gonna pick it up.

That's disgusting. You don't know who's been stepping on that floor

Oh my God Zoey!

Oh my God, guess what happened to me today?!

What happened today!

My music blared in the law library, and I'm actually going to die!

Oh my God, no way!

no way!

It's like the fourth times it's happened to me, Oh my God what am I going to do?!

I don't think I can go there anymore!

You need to stop doing it!

I know. I really need to stop studying there it's so stressful

I know everyone hates her, but I'm sleeping too

Rude.

I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL Y'ALL AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

So I went to the dining hall for dinner yesterday and I trIED to swipe my card, but it didn't work

So I tried to swipe it again

And it didn't work. So I tried to you know, swipe it the other way or something and it still didn't work

I swiped it around 50 more times

And it didn't work. So I've decided the next time I go into the dining hall. I'm not gonna swipe my card

Okay, so everybody has been talking about this and last night

I was getting ready for bed and I went into the bathroom and you won't believe what I saw a pair of guy

Boxers in the middle of the bathroom and I didn't know what to do because it was after boy hours. I was concerned

Is there a boy here? When were they here? It was just so much indecency. This is Martha Cook.

*sigh*

They're mine.

Bro

I had the weirdest dream

What happened?

We had a fire alarm

BUT IT WAS FAKE!

I had a dream that Audrey died?!

what?