Waching daily May 3 2017

- Thanks so much for coming by.

I hope you enjoyed the house.

I'll be sending you the details very soon,

I have both your emails.

And, we'll be in touch.

- Um, hi, excuse me, hi.

I'm here for the open house?

- I'm sorry, serious buyers only.

- I am serious.

- Oh!

I'm sorry.

I'm just not used to seeing people your age at these things.

Why don't you tell me a little bit

about what you're looking for?

- Well,

♫ I've been stacking my money in large amounts

♫ Five figures in the bank, man it's hard to count

♫ I've been dreaming about a kitchen with the marble counters

♫ I'm about to get all up into the market now

♫ And put a down payment on a crib (Woo)

♫ Get a wife, get a dog, get a couple kids (Lit)

♫ Get a pot of white paint for the picket fence (White)

♫ Dodge Caravan whip with the limo tints (Skrt)

♫ See, I wanna ball out with the hot tub (Splash)

♫ Any spot that I cop, bet it got shrubs (Yuh)

♫ Gold seats all heat up in the en suite (Woo)

♫ Smart phone home light switches always on fleek (On fleek)

♫ Got the fridge with the doors with the crushed ice (Crush)

♫ New pipes, so I never have to flush twice (Aw yeah)

♫ I'm talking more bathrooms than a rec center

♫ Solid oak door, man it couldn't get better

♫ So, what you got for me?

- Well, judging by these financial numbers you gave me,

it looks like there's no way you could afford

anything even close to that.

Ever.

(gulps)

But come with me,

I think I can show you something

a little closer to your price range.

♫ So you're telling me I can't afford hardwood? (What?)

♫ Well what about the yard and the two car garage?

♫ Could I get a little loan from the bank still? (Nope)

♫ What's 10% of 1.5 mil? (A lot)

♫ Maybe I could crowdsource a little cash from a kickstart

♫ This chart says I can't afford it in the rich part

♫ Tell me I don't have to get a house where the hicks are

♫ No one ever told me getting property was this hard

♫ Look, if I save for the rest of my life

♫ At the rate that I'm earning I wouldn't come close (Oh no)

♫ In the '80's my dad bought a house and a car

♫ I'll be 80 when I can get those

♫ My mom's always calling like

♫ Why you still renting?

♫ I hate to see all of that money you're spending

♫ I'm good with my money

♫ I practice frugality

♫ Half the down payment is double my salary

♫ I need help, I can't do it alone

♫ I got student loans to pay

♫ My cubicle's home

♫ I'm working 80 hour weeks

♫ Man I live at the office

♫ And to be honest I thought that I had a lot in my pockets

♫ Enough to get me in my dream home

♫ Dream homes always come with hidden fees though

♫ Mortgages that never leave like a disease so

♫ To get the keys and the deed you're gonna need dough

(Swamp sounds)

- Here we are.

This is what we in the industry refer to...

as a fixer...

UPPER!

And the best part is,

this place is right in your price range.

So, what do you think?

(flies buzz)

♫ Obviously this is a joke right?

♫ You couldn't pay me to stay here a whole night

♫ I can smell mold, I can see the old pipes

♫ And it feels like the floor kinda slopes right

♫ All the decor's from before the Cold War

♫ Chipped lead paint all up on these old doors

♫ Every time I inhale, all I get is mold spores

♫ And the next-door neighbour's got a cold sore

♫ (Oh my God, ew.)

♫ It's like a block from the freeway

♫ Sound keeps coming and the drywall's wet

♫ I bet it got weak plumbing

♫ And the floorboards creak

♫ And the carpets all reek

♫ Plus, I found a cockroach in this antique oven

♫ Look, do you have somewhere else you could show me?

♫ I can't buy this house

♫ It's just way too embarrassing

♫ 'Cause 3,000 a month for my rent is too much

♫ I refuse to move back with my parents

♫ It's serious, I can't believe that I'm hearing this

♫ Can't buy a house in my 20s

♫ What year is this?

♫ Am I supposed to just rent 'till I die?

♫ I've got savings, okay

♫ I'm a sensible guy

♫ Respectable job, with a 401(k)

♫ If I purchase this house I'll be borrowing change

♫ To get on the bus, that's not a good vision

♫ Okay, I think I made my decision

Mom, Dad, I'm moving back in!

- This, um, this isn't permanent, is it?

- Just smile and wave, honey.

- (grunts) Can someone give me a hand with this couch?

(snapping)

(shouts)

Ow!

My back!

Dad, you're gonna have to do the heavy lifting for me.

Ah!

Oh, I threw it out again.

(groans)

Mom, put on a hot water bottle

and give me some Robaxin.

[GROANING INTENSIFIES]

Come, come grab this couch!

It's gonna fall!

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Oracle Prime - Dashboards - Duration: 3:45.

Use dashboards to display a wide range of information,

for workspaces,

projects,

portfolios,

and budget plans.

From general details to custom charts

or key performance indicators.

In this video,

we'll look at how to configure dashboards

and their charts.

To get started, let's look at a couple of workspace dashboards.

The overview dashboard displays general details for the workspace,

such as location information and project counts.

For some tiles such as those that display counts,

click to navigate to the displayed data.

Another dashboard displays status

and earned value information for projects in the workspace.

A Gantt chart shows project timelines.

Bar graphs display labor units,

earned value costs,

and earned value hours.

You can expand a tile for a larger view.

Now let's look at a couple of project dashboards.

Again there is an overview dashboard

that displays the project's general details.

On the status dashboard, we see a table with the top 10 activities

and graphs with information on scope item percent complete

and labor units.

Use the manage dashboards page

to create and customize dashboards.

Let's look at the status and earned value workspace dashboard.

The existing tiles are displayed.

Click to add a new tile,

then select the tile type.

Many pre-configured options are available,

such as the workspace overview

and top 10 projects.

Dashboard tiles display web sites

and live videos

such as the webcam we see here

which is streaming video from a construction site.

This can be configured quickly

by adding an external URL tile to a dashboard

and then entering the URL of the site you want to display.

View a preview before saving the dashboard.

To display a previously created custom chart select start

then select the chart to be displayed.

We'll display a chart with

earned value quantity information

to display alongside the earned value cost

and hours charts.

Click and drag a tile to resize it.

We'll finish up on the charts page

where you can create and edits custom charts

for use on dashboards.

Let's look at the earned value quantity chart

we added to the workspace dashboard.

Assign a subject area to a chart

to determine if it will display activity,

budget plan,

project,

or scope item data.

The chart type includes a variety of graphs

as well as a simple table.

You can limit the data display by setting history range and filtering options.

Set the fields to be displayed in the graph

and other options

such as where to display the legend.

A preview of the graph is displayed.

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