Waching daily May 1 2017

hello kids I'm a table would you like to

hear an exciting table adventure because

cuz you know tables go on a lot of fucking

adventures

For more infomation >> Hello Kids - Old video - Duration: 0:13.

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Pokemon parody | "if Ash and Gary actually beat the Elite four" - Duration: 3:59.

[Intro]

Oak: at long last, Ash Ketchum

Oak: I knew you would become the Pokemon champion from the day I met you

Oak: oh it's you...

Gary: heh

Gary: yeah, I beat the Elite Four

Gary: and to be honest with you

Gary: it was way too easy for me.

Oak: wow...

Oak: I was sort of rooting for that Ash Ketchum kid to win

Oak: since... you know

Oak: he's the main character...

Gary: oh, that guy?

Gary: yeah, he was babbling about how I would never win

Gary: because Pokemon are not supposed to be used for battle...

Gary: and I have to love my Pokemon...

Gary: and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Oak: and then what happened?

Gary: I beat all of his Pokemon and he cried home

Gary: I mean, what do you expect?

Gary: the guy doesn't evolve his Pokemon

Oak: I'm not going to lie, Gary...

Oak: I don't really like you

Gary: yeah, I never liked you either

Gary: now, step aside so I can put my Pokemon in the Hall of Fame

Gary: and become the Pokemon champion

Oak: okay...

Oak: .... I....

Oak: I guess I'll step aside...

Oak: GET BACK HERE... YOU

Gary: what... what are you doing?!

Gary: get lu.... ugh

Gary: let go of me!

Oak: You aren't fit to become the Pokemon champion!

Gary: ugh... it doesn't matter what you think, Grandpa!

Gary: I've already beaten the Elite Four!

Ash: I've healed my Pokemon and I'm back to try and become the Pokemon champion!

Oak: oh, it's Ash ketchum!

Oak: sorry, Gary

Oak: but you're going to have to beat Ash before I let you become a Pokemon champion!

Gary: you've got to be kidding me!

Gary: heh

Gary: wow, you only brought one Pokemon with you?

Gary: what are you s&%*#* ?

Ash: yeah!

Gary: uhh... what?

Ash: go, Pikachu!

Pikachu: you're going DOWN!

Gary: alright... suit yourself

NidoKing: this is the guy we're fighting?

NidoKing: didn't we beat him like 30 minutes ago?

Pikachu: Oh yeah big guy?!

Pikachu: why don't you say that to my face!!

NidoKing: I'm going to enjoy beating you a second time

Pikachu: you're going down!

Ash: pikachu, use Thunder Bolt!

Pikachu: you feel that big guy?!

Pikachu: you're going down!!

NidoKing: ha, mediocre!

Gary: NidoKing, use Earth Power!

NidoKing: NIDOKING!

Pikachu: you're going DOWN!!

Ash: Pikachu, use Thunder Bolt again!

Pikachu: oh, what was that?

Pikachu: not so tough when you're dead are you?

Gary: wait... what was that just now?!

Gary: how did your Pikachu do so much damage to my ground type Pokemon?!

Ash: I don't know... Anime logic?

Gary: what?

Ash: the power of Love and Friendship?

Gary: well, I only have one Pokemon left

Gary: but by looking at your Pikachu, it looks like I'll be taking the win here

Pikachu: what are you going to do? kill me with Bubbles?!

Blastoise: huh?

Pikachu: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

Gary: Blastoise, that Pikachu has like 2 hp left

Gary: so let's just finish him off with Tackle!

Blastoise: BLASTOISE!

Pikachu: YOU HIT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!

Blastoise: huh??

Gary: what? NO!

Gary: WHAT THE H&%# IS GOING ON?

Ash: hehehehe

Ash: looks like you're going to lose this time, Gary!

Gary: this can't be happening right now

Gary: your Pikachu was not this strong 30 minutes ago!

Ash: PIKACHU!

Gary: wait! Please... Ash

Gary: just hold on a second

Gary: being a Pokemon champion has been a long dream of mine

Gary: and I know that you don't really want to become a Pokemon champion

Ash: yeah, you're right

Ash: I just want to catch them all!

Gary: so just please let me win

Gary: this is really important to me!

Ash: nah!

Ash: Pikachu, use thunder bolt!

Pikachu: YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!

Oak: well, Gary

Oak: looks like Ash here is the new Pokemon champion

Gary: I HATE BOTH OF YOU!

Oak: alright, Ash

Oak: now let's put your Pokemon in the Hall of Fame

Oak: so you can finally become the Pokemon champion

Ash: I don't really want to become the Pokemon champion

Ash: that sounds lame

Ash: but I'll catch you later professor!

For more infomation >> Pokemon parody | "if Ash and Gary actually beat the Elite four" - Duration: 3:59.

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PITCH VIDEO - Queens of Development - Duration: 2:38.

For more infomation >> PITCH VIDEO - Queens of Development - Duration: 2:38.

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Reelworthy Video - Duration: 2:28.

NARRATOR: This is more than just a number.

It's family.

What happens when you call?

You tap into an embedded network of veterans

who've been bird-dogging four billion pounds of produce

since the first truck rolled through the border.

You tap into a quality control network

whose standards

surpass your own.

You call

ten pickups

turn into one pickup

ten invoices

become

one

ten headaches

turn into none.

Everything flips in your favor

because you have family in Nogales,

who gives you all that service for less.

You call because

you know that it'll do everything in its power to help you.

Filling and emptying Calixtro's

eighty-four-thousand-square-foot facilities

almost daily

brings a lot of buying power

which is passed on to the Calixtro family of buyers

in the form of savings.

But,

you could always pay the same

and do it yourself

[knuckles crack]

deal with ten pickups

ten points of contact,

ten separate invoices,

ten sets of problems,

ten different definitions of "quality assurance",

ten potential delays

Are you serious!!?

Why would anyone do that?

You need something?

Pick up the phone!

Say the word.

You're family.

What does "I can't get it for you," mean?

What does "We'll figure it out on Monday," mean?

It means that it's not Calixtro.

BUYER: ...now they told me nobody has it!

CALIXTRO: If it's out there, your covered.

That's family.

Chasing down every lead,

even when there are no leads,

and actually pulling it off

CALIXTRO: I got it.

every time,

that's Calixtro.

[conversation in background]

Staying on top of your load [conversation in background]

from start to finish [conversation in background]

and being there when you needed us [satellite beeping in background]

even when it cost us [satellite beeping in background]

Christmas

–that's family.

We want you to have a good holiday too.

it's how we'd want to be treated.

That's Calixtro.

Since we opened our doors

we've treated our customers like an

extension of ourselves.

In 1989, Calixtro had no rating,

but our reputation carried us to the top

in the first year.

Ever since,

we've grown our reputation for

quality, consistency, and integrity.

We've dotted every "i"

and crossed every "t"

to bring the Calixtro family of buyers

the most pristine,

certified,

well tracked,

finely tuned

system of buying

produce

that's possible.

That's what happens when you call.

Tell 'em Chama.

JOE (CHAMA) CALIXTRO: It's not just a number,

JOE (CHAMA) CALIXTRO: it's family.

So call already!

For more infomation >> Reelworthy Video - Duration: 2:28.

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1 MAYIS KUTLAMALARI KAYSERİ 2017 video 6 - Duration: 4:55.

For more infomation >> 1 MAYIS KUTLAMALARI KAYSERİ 2017 video 6 - Duration: 4:55.

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WHY IS YOUTUBE LIKE THIS?! || Reaction Video - Duration: 3:39.

Y'all, YouTube has finally messed up.

Okay this is their final straw.

This is the-I am livid.

This has got to be their biggest mess-up.

I can't believe they even did this!

This is ridiculous.

This is stupid.

Okay you guys have to see for yourself.

Okay see?

See?

You see here?

Do you see?

Right there?

Huh?

What's there?

That's right, NOTHING.

Nothing is there!

YouTube has officially take off all of the slightly illegal to put on YouTube Hotel Hell

episodes that I have been watching for like the past month!

I was only halfway through season 2.

So now what am I going to watch on YouTube?

Huh?!

What on all of YouTube can I watch now?

Video: Beep beep I'm a sheep.

Beep Beep I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.

Basically welcome to my Favorites folder on YouTube.

See that's how you can tell it's officially mine.

It's because it's on my channel.

And you know what?

I just realized like yesterday, I don't really go through it.

Like ever.

So let's go through it now and remember the good times YouTube had before they cancelled

all of my Hotel Hell episodes.

*angry groan* So my most recent favorite, actually, is this

awesome play-through by ProJared.

I'm not going to watch the whole thing because it's an hour and forty minutes long.

But I highly suggest that you at home watch it in your spare time if you have a spare

two hours.

Cook up a nice pizza, maybe some mini-corndogs to go with it and just sit down and watch

this beautiful, excellent play-through.

We have the new version of "Where's the Chapstick" by Gabby.

If you missed my interview with her, link right here.

Is that where the card is?

This is so great!

This is...I don't know if it's just my childhood talking and the fact that Gabby is such a

great person, but this is so great!

This is such an awesome tribute to the original.

I'm still in awe.

You know I have a lot of Odd1sOut in my favorites folder, but I have to say this is not my favorite

video of all time by him.

Where is it x3 Okay this video, right here, is TheOdd1sOut's

best video.

Lots of Game Grumps.

I was really into Game Grumps.

OOOOO I am kind of partial to just videos that make

no sense.

I don't know why I love YouTube crack, but I do.

So here is one of my favorites from Teen Wolf, which I was really into for a while.

*laughing* I don't know why it's so funny to me!

*continues laughing*

Oh! Grecia's video!

Shiny Teeth and Me Zumba.

I'm not good at Zumba at all.

Grecia, make videos again!!

Video: *Gazebo Song by Wheezy Waiter plays*

Okay this is how much I love this video.

I saw it first on Tumblr and then I spent the next hour trying to find it on YouTube

just so I could share it and then watch it on repeat because watching videos on Tumblr

is awful.

It's the worst platform to watch videos on.

Video: *Skyrim Shuffle by Sekathon plays* I love Skyrim!!!

So that is my favorites playlist on YouTube.

What are some of your favorite YouTube videos of all time?

Please let me know in the comments below and, uh, maybe I'll check them out.

Maybe I'll make a video about it.

Maybe YouTube will put my Hotel Hell episodes back on YouTube so I can keep watching and

not have to be on a cliffhanger of whether or not they save the hotel!

*end theme* Thank you for watching my video!

If you enjoyed it, feel free to subscribe for more like it.

*Beep Beep I'm a Sheep plays*