BRENDAN: In a rural community, where danger lurks around the corner, there are two professionals
dedicated to saving the lives of our local citizens.
The best, and only, medical team in the county.
In the emergency room, and out.
MICHAEL: Good morning Granite Falls High School!
My name is Michael Turpin.
CHRISTIAN: And I'm Christian Luxmore here with your video announcements for Friday,
February 3rd, 2017.
MICHAEL: Today, there is a one hour early release, plus an assembly.
CHRISTIAN: Now let's go check in with our fabulous Granite Now team.
RUDY: Spring sports start soon.
Be sure to get cleared by Julie in the ASB office by February 23rd.
Spring sports include softball, baseball, boys soccer, track, and girls tennis.
Heads up to the boys, there's a meeting after school on the 8th in the commons.
DEREK: Spring driver's ed starts February 22nd at $460.
See Julie in the ASB office.
And if you have any questions, speak to Mr. Helgeson.
LUCAS: Our basketball teams are traveling to Cedarpark Christian tonight.
Girls are at 3:30 and guys are at 5:00.
Our wrestling team is traveling to Cedarcrest tomorrow for a subregional tournament.
MICHAEL: Sweet guys!
Thanks for being the best news team in the whole school.
CHRISTIAN: Well, they are the only news team in the school.
MICHAEL: That still makes them great, right?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah, well..
Anyways, do you know what time it is?
MICHAEL: What do you mean?
CHRISTIAN: It's time for Mad Max!
CHRISTIAN: John, you gotta hear this song.
It is awesome.
You like Coldplay?
MAX: Today on Mad Max, I've reviewing this crosswalk.
JOHN: I want to listen to some real stuff.
I want to listen to, like, king of rap.
CHRISTIAN: King of rap?
JOHN: Yeah, Macklemore.
MAX: It's just a crosswalk.
It does it's job, I guess?
I mean, there's nothing else I could say about it.
TOGETHER: OH MY GOD!!!
HOLY CRAP!
CHRISTIAN: We just hit a garbage can, man!
JOHN: No, that is definitely a bug, dude!
CHRISTIAN: That is a huge bug!
What do I do?!
JOHN: Windshield wipers!
CHRISTIAN: They're not working!
He's too big!
JOHN: Get off!!
CHRISTIAN: Okay, I'll stop the car.
Don't worry, jeez..
JOHN: You were right.
That is SO a garbage can.
CHRISTIAN: That's no garbage can, that's Max!
You okay, man?
MAX: You freed me.
CHRISTIAN:We freed you?
MICHAEL: Christian, it's okay.
It was an accident..
I know it.
We all saw it.
It's fine.
CHRISTIAN: I'm not even my fault, man, Sage was driving.
Who cares about that.
Christian, have you ever heard of BOTC?
Us seniors practically win it every year.
MICHAEL: We're the best.
No argument there.
What up.
CHRISTIAN: Yeah.
So let's go find out more about our favorite class event, Battle of the Classes.
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Granite Falls Battle of the Classes 2017, where our competitors
are going head to head on a mission to glamorize their hallways.
We have the freshman class looking..
A bit out of place.
The sophomore class looking focused.
One could say, calculated.
We have the junior class looking spirited and in it to win it.
And the senior class who seems a little..
Occupied.
Who will win this week's glory?
We start the race with the junior class, sprinting out ahead of the competitors already.
We have the freshman coming up and OH!
He falls.
And he gets back up again.
The tenacity, ladies and gentlemen, the tenacity.
And right behind them we have the seniors who are uh..
Well, they're making their way along.
Junior class rocketing through like a champ while sophomores follows close behind, and
the freshman seem to have gotten their act together.
The seniors..
Well, you know what they said about being slow and steady.
Let's check back in with the competition.
Hard to say who won this week, but tune in next time for another nail biting round of
this year's Battle of the Classes.
MICHAEL: Thanks guys!
I can't wait to kick all the underclassmen butts.
CHRISTIAN: And you wonder why they hate you.
MICHAEL: I kind of ask for it, don't I?
CHRISTIAN: Yep.
Well that's all we have for you this week, guys.
See you next time.
MICHAEL: Have a fun and safe weekend!
CHRISTIAN: Did you see that patient who came in to room 101?
JORDAN: Oh, yeah.
His eye, it was like, black and stuff.
CHRISTIAN: Yeah, it was really messed up.
JORDAN: It was crazy.
Have you ever seen doctor strange?
ADRIANNA: Um, guys?
You have a patient you need to see..
JORDAN: Oh, sorry, the morgue is actually two doors down from here.
CHRISTIAN: So you're Mc.
Dreamy and Mc.
Steamy, the only doctors in town, right?
CHRISTIAN: We're the best surgeons.
CHRISTIAN: Yeah, anyways, I need you to save this guy.
JORDAN: Save him?
He's been dead for what, four days?
CHRISTIAN: Yeah, I hit him on Tuesday, how'd you know?
CHRISTIAN: Why'd you wait to bring him in?
He's very clearly deceased.
CHRISTIAN: I was on my way to work, and when I come from work, I wanna relax!
JORDAN: You could've at least brought him in like, a day after this accident.
CHRISTIAN: So are you gonna save him or not?
JORDAN: Sir, I told you already, unfortunately he's passed away.
CHRISTIAN: Look, this guys owes me $20 and I'm trying to get it.
CHRISTIAN: Look, we have way more important things to do.
Have a nice day.
JORDAN: Nose goes on the next colonoscopy.
CHRISTIAN: Seriously, man?
CHRISTIAN: So, uh..
Can you help him?
ADRIANNA: I'll see what I can do.
CHRISTIAN: Cool.
[EXPLOSION]
[Enjoy your weekend! :) ]
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