What brings you to Russia?
You owe me.
To our imperfect union.
Ready for this?
When I signed on, I didn't think I'd be stopping a nuclear arms deal in a foreign country.
Look tough. (growls)
(screaming in Russian)
You never should've come back to Russia.
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遊戲驢子 遊戲牙刷 Gaming Toothbrush 中文字幕cc - Duration: 2:08.
Introducing the world's first-
The world's first-
...gaming toothbrush
"I can play video games...
...while I'm brushing!"
"The better I brush...
...the higher my score."
Look at this piece of shit.
I can't-
I can't-
play with this...
It's a piece of shit!
What I need...
...is Grush.
"Grush is short
for the gaming toothbrush."
"Let's see how Charles and his little brother David
enjoy their new gift."
"This game - "Monster Chase"
instructs children in proper brushing technique
by having them wipe out strategically placed monsters-"
Yeah but can it play Knack?
Huh?
"We have achieved what we call...
Tooth to Tooth navigation."
Buh-bye.
"I have a magic toothbrush!"
"It beats all of the monsters in my mouth!"
Look at Nintendo's stock here and the week leading up to the Switch review.
Then...
Boom.
We have the Grush review.
This thing is obsolete before it even comes out now.
"We have a new flossing attachment...
...with the brand new flossing game."
*wheeeeeeew*
"So you have more than one game too, you have different...-"
"-Yeah, we have several games...
...and we're thinking about doing an MMO."
Look at these miserable people using a normal toothbrush.
They look depressed.
They look like they have nothing to live for.
Now, look what it's like to brush...
...with Grush.
(buzzzzzzz)
(pow)
(bam-pa-pow)
(pow)
(fa-thud)
(bam)
"Congratulations!...
...you have gotten one of your first of badges!"
"The game is now done."
(pow)
Damn.
I can't believe I missed that shot.
If only I had my
stupid fucking brush.
"Do you think that this is something that adults could do as as well?"
"This is our adult game."
Rest in peace.
Killed by a fucking brush.
"Hello. My name is JE-
Charles, this is David,
and we both *love* Grush."
"When can we download the game?"
"In six months!"
"Go Grush!"
(ding)
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Shadowhunters 2x06 Sneak Peek "Iron Sisters" (HD) Season 2 Episode 6 Sneak Peek - Duration: 1:00.
I got the hint Alaric.
This is me leaving.
I'm just about packed.
Looks like you barely moved in.
You sleep in a canoe?
Yeah.
I guess it's not exactly Posturepedic.
But it's better than a coffin, though.
But I've never really slept in one so I wouldn't...
At home I have memory foam which I really miss.
It's uh developed by NASA which I highly recommend.
But you're probably not in the market for a bed so, uh, nevermind.
You always talk this much?
When I'm nervous.
Why would you be nervous?
It's just my natural disposition I guess.
I'm Simon.
Maia.
I heard you back there with Alaric.
How do you know Luke?
Me and Luke go way back.
He was kinda like a dad to my friend Clary.
He coached my little league team.
Well even though the pack stopped looking for Luke, I haven't.
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Omar Ramallah
There were three guys in the desert
Someone from Hamas Someone from Fatah
and a Jew
in the desert
Each one of them found
a magic lamp
They rubbed the lamp
The person from Hamas
got the genie and the genie asked "what's your wish?"
The person from Hamas said
"I want no one from Fatah on the face of the planet"
He went to the person from Fatah He said
"What's your wish?"
So the person from Fatah rubbed the lamp
and the genie asked him what's your wish?
"I want no one from Hamas on the face of the planet"
He went to the Jew
The Jew had his genie
the genie asked "What's your wish?"
and the Jew said
"Nothing"
"All I want from you is"
"that those two guys get their wishes"
"and then bring me a shisha"
This is our current situation
we are fighting each other
and forgot we have an occupation
There is a huge traffic jam on the highway
A guy is sitting half an hour in his car
Nothining is moving Suddenly another guy walks up
so the driver asks the guy what's going on
He said "terrorists"
"have kidnapped Bibi Netanyahu"
Oded Tel Aviv
"and they say that in an hour if they don't receive $2 million"
"they will burn him to death"
"they will pour gas on him and burn him"
"So are you willing to make a donation?"
The driver says "Yes, how much do you need?"
The guys says "300 litres"
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This isn't just about saving us.
It's about saving everyone.
We need a hydro generator.
It's in the damn Ice Nation.
We get the machine and get out of here.
Don't forget it's filled with hydrazine.
The hydrazine could go boom, I know.
Bring the machine home or use it to save the slaves.
Blow it up.
The end of the world is coming.
You wanna destroy the only thing that'll keep our people alive?
What's it gonna be?
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While it is assumed that Jennifer Lopez and Drake's relationship
has ended up in a disappointing manner JLO was spotted with her ex Casper Smart.
The 47 year old actress was leaving Salsa Night at Cuban restaurant called El Floridita
to celebrate a pal's birthday along with her long time friend Leah Remini.
She was seen having a quite moment as she appeared to be chatting over her phone and
moments later her ex Casper Smart made his way at the restaurant after which Jlo's
face looked radiant.
Though they maintained distance it was quite visible that they are still on eachothers
mind.
While Drake is trying to gain all the attention from his former love Rihanna through his shows
his rumored love too seems to clear the misunderstandings with her Ex boyfriend Casper.
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wow! amazing chung da transition
awful awful
oke , to the point. What is Anamorphic?
what? anybody know ?
cancel discuss about anamorphic, because everybody know
so in anamorphic history before found anamorphic lens
have a procces name " the procces of anamorphising Optic"
was developed by Henri Chrétien during World War I to provide a wide angle viewer for military tanks
The optical process was called Hypergonar by Chrétien and was capable of showing a field of view of 180 degrees
after war
after war
domestic violence
war with girlfiend, war with wife
this joke is not
the technology was first used in a cinematic
context in the short film Construire un Feu
In the 1920s, phonograph and motion picture pioneer Leon F. Douglass
also created special effects and anamorphic widescreen motion picture cameras.
but this technology is unclear
Anamorphic widescreen was not used again for cinematography until 1952
until finaly Twentieth Century-Fox bought the rights to the technique to create its CinemaScope widescreen technique
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Improve the relationship with your partner - mr2ndopinion.com - 0046 - Duration: 5:57.
So you want a better relationship with your partner.
How nice of you.
In this video I'm going to give you a reason why peole may break the relationship
It's something that will and can happen to the best of us so prepare and
stay tuned!
Ladies and gentlemen.
So when I was young I use to wake up in the middle of the night
and what I thought was a lumberjack cutting down tree's at 4 am in the morning
but it wasn't really what I thought it was.
It was my overweight mom snoring like crazy
I say overweight because being verweight is a cause of snoring for many people, if you believe i'm shaming my mom on the internet,
no, i'm not, why would i do something like that right, who shames mothers on the internet
So 2 doors down there's a man lying next to her trying to sleep.
I wonder 2 doors down how can earplugs prevent that sound from coming through
So I did some research and found out snoring is a mayor reason why peole break up
well they don't always say it's because of snoring but we all know that
lack of sleep gets us to be easily upset, irritated and sensetive to annoyances
on top of the annoyance of lying awake, you are now sensetive to even more annoyances
I will do a video about how annoyances can ramp up to divorce later this year, something you want to prevent so subscribe
So now you know snoring is a serial killer towards relationships you wonder what
may help Well I have made my decicion on that.
Once I get a house or built a house me and my partner
going to pay extra for a seperate bedroom or guestroom for sure.
Estimates vary, but recent studies and surveys indicate that eveywhere, anywhere from
25 percent to 40 percent of couples are regularly sleeping in separate bedrooms.
I agree with that completely if it was up to me I'd always sleep separatly if I could
Perhaps not on the weekends, but it's doubtful.
Because of my early routine and all the work i have to do in the day, i better have some quality sleep.
cuddeling in the bedroom is something you won't not need to miss, so you can still cuddle up in the bedroom and have quality sleep
you should definitly take it in consideration.
Throw away those negative impacts in life Give it a chance... give your relationship
a healthy smile!
You sleep well and you love each other more You can be nice to each other because you
had a nice night without any annoying sounds "shrieking" from out of one of your mouths. You can be the victim or she can be the victim
Besides that think about the alarm clock... you have to get up at 6 she gets up at 9
Or the other way around... what the F... seriously I hate alarms!
No kidding.
It don't bother me that much anymore but I still hate them!
I'd use to be able to throw those things against the wall.
Now I can ignore them with style I can eliminate them from my life.
I may still here them in the other room but thats
more her problem than mine now.
Haha that gives me a golden idea actually.
An idea, I'm not going to share that today.
:)
So listen up people, it may be more expensive to have 2 bedrooms and you find it less romantic
but go lie in the bed together every night, read together and watch your favorite series.
When one of you decides to go to sleep, go to the other room, problem solved.
Sleeping together is sleeping together, you are not aware unless you wake up by
some wannebe lumberjack or jackette. When you are sleeping your just sleeping it doesn't mather in which bedroom you ARE.
Keep your potency during the day.
Sleep seperatly.
Very snoozing greetings from Mr2ndopinion, byebye
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