Lot of countries have already created a video
introducing their countries.
They totally suck.
big time
I dont have to give you an introduction
because we are everywhere.
seriously everywhere,
Texas
Antartica
and even mars.
We are the first one to send a mission to mars.
Take that Ch(xxx)ina.
I said China.
we actually built a wall
called Himalayas
to prevent illegal chinese immigrants.
it s totally cool.
You will love it.
You should have a look at her,
look at her curves, I mean the mountain wall.
Ii don't know why do they call it mountains.
British ruled us for a long time.
That's why are
conquering their homes one at a time.
Total losers.
The entire eurozone is a loser.
Pakistan is a loser.
Modi - Our Prime Minister
very bad
(boooooo) Anti-national
very good
- Patriot
our opposition leader
- He is not that dumb.
This morning
i woke at night.
Yeah. Okay .He is dumb
We have so many miss universe and world
so u can just go
u know, and look at them in their dressing rooms.
We are so patriotic
that we knock the crap of people
for not standing for the national anthem.
It is so cool
to be called patriotic.
Knock the crap out of him.Would you? Seriously
yes you are right Mr.President.
We have lot of things in common.
You banned refugees
We banned lot of things including porn,
maggi, the two minute noodles,
fast to cook, good to eat,
and many local sports involving animal like
bull taming
By the way, our youth protests made this un-banned,
it's real.
You can even grab these beautiful bulls by their humps.
It's good and fantastic.
You wont die
because we laid the area with orange hair
in respect for you. Period.
you have kanye,
We have Yo Yo Honey Singh
You have mexicans
we have chinese,
We are not these indians.
We are brown.
Anyways we hate blacks so much
that we apply creams to look whiter
or oranger.
We heard you are going to change H1N1
or the mostly-Indian Visa.
Okay. I gave an alternative name.
It is H1B Visa.
If u want to do it,
please hire Indian IT guys
to do the change in the Visa software.
We don't have a physically challenged politican
to make fun off,
but we have many mentally challenged politicians.
like them.
If you start a big company, we will give you tax breaks.
Zero taxes,
thats why we invented zero.
Stupid Arab Muslims stole it.
Since we have so much in common
can we just say America first,
India second,
but when my parents are around
Please just say
India is first.
I will say i am gonna auction 5G Spectrum
and give u all the money.
We forget corruption very fast.
faster than this punch.
(That's gotta hurt!!!)
With this speed,
Can you beat the crap out of this SUBSCRIBE button
of my channel Thecrazyschlauaal?
Thank you. God bless the Subscribers
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