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Whoa, check out Scott Disick in Miami putting his mouth on a smoke, and we're not talking

about that cigarette.

The reality TV star found this mystery woman and they had a quick P.D.A. sesh in the shallow

end of this Miami pool.

Scott looks like he's trying to be a little bit covert, looking over his shoulder, but

it's clear that his relationship with baby mama Kourtney Kardashian is a distant memory

in the past.

Unless, of course, he's texting her here.

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We couldn't help but notice that whoever he's texting uses an android phone though.

When Scott wasn't drinking up this tall glass of water, he seemed to be drinking some

type of mojito or mint leaf flavored concoction, which is the perfect poolside companion on

a hot Miami day.

But it seemed like he enjoyed the company of this young lady

the most.

For more infomation >> Scott Disick Smooches a Mystery Woman in Miami | Splash News TV - Duration: 1:04.

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Kim Kardashian Takes North to Swan Lake Ballet in New York City | Splash News TV - Duration: 1:02.

Kim Kardashian and North West are having a mother daughter date out at the ballet.

The reality TV star took her daughter to see Swan Lake and enjoy the orchestra…

Part of the fun of going to the ballet is dressing up, and Kim certainly took the opportunity

to wear this elegant coat, and dress her daughter in something shiny.

Once inside the venue, Kim even got some up close pictures of the musicians.

She helped carry North back to their seats, where the 2-year-old was able to gander at

the ballet's program.

Of course, it's tough to stay patient when you're waiting for the show, so North got

a little antsy in the fun theatre seats.

When we saw them leave, it seems that North had quite a few questions for her mom about

the big show that she just watched.

North will have a great story next time she goes to ballet class.

For more infomation >> Kim Kardashian Takes North to Swan Lake Ballet in New York City | Splash News TV - Duration: 1:02.

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Потасовка Hearthstone: Обмен подарками #41 - Duration: 7:27.

For more infomation >> Потасовка Hearthstone: Обмен подарками #41 - Duration: 7:27.

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ENTRE PRÉDIOS - Lorim, Falt, Calixto, Did - Duration: 4:57.

For more infomation >> ENTRE PRÉDIOS - Lorim, Falt, Calixto, Did - Duration: 4:57.

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UNBOXING: I won the Magical Edition! - Duration: 6:59.

Hey nerds, what's up?

Today we are doing an unboxing because I won something on Instagram.

I won LitJoyCrate's Magical Edition giveaway just recently in January.

I won it. It was at the very beginning of January. I'm so excited I won.

So thank you LitJoyCrate for sending me this box. I'm so excited.

I actually haven't seen anything from this edition of LitJoyCrate yet

because I've been hiding from it. I hope there's lots of Harry Potter things.

Let's do this. [Music]

OK so the initial opening -- oh my god it says -- Oh it smells so good.

It says Owl Post on the top. Oh that's cute. I'm so bad at describing smells.

It smells like citrus I think. Let's open this first. There's tape on it.

What's this? Is this a wand? Oh my god who's wand is it? This is so cool!

I'm excited. Ollivanders. Aspen and unicorn hair. wippy. twelve and a half inches.

OK so it's no one's wand in particular but it is a wand.

It kind of has the same design as Hermione's and oh my god its so cute.

It's going to go up on here with all my other wands.

I love it. The next thing that I see here is this. This is a scratch and sniff house quiz.

This says cloak of invisibility, wand -- oh this is all the things I don't want to read this yet.

This is so cute. Oh my god this is so cool.

Wow this is like... so much stuff.

So this says "aspiring witch or wizard, the cupboard under the stairs, 4 Privet dr. Little Whinging, Surrey.

Attemp redelivery. Ministry of Magic, lost mail office, owl post."

It says "not delivered as addressed, unable to forward" and it has the stamp.

Oh my god this is so nice. Should I open it?

Oh my god, I got my letter to Hogwarts!

This is so cool, I just got chills, oh my god. It says dear aspiring witch or wizard,

we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September first.

Oh my god, I'm shaking this is so cool. Who made these?

It has a Platform nine and three quarters ticket. This stuff is so cool!

It's so cute. It's the Hogwarts crest and it's supposed to have a little tie so I'll have to retie this.

But this is so cool! Oh my god. OK lets open this next.

This is just a plastic thing and then in it -- oh my god this is so cute!

It's a cloak of invisibility and its just a little hanger and then it says Cloak of Invisibility

Use it well.

I'm going to put it right here. Oh my god!

It's so cute. What is this? Oh a cookie.

It's a cookie that I'm going to eat and its the same font and everything.

Everything is so cool, oh my god these are little-- oh they're so cute!

These are little bookmarks. I'm overwhelmed. This is what smells good. This is what I was smelling.

It smells so good. Its a bath bomb from Luxurious Body Shop.

It smells so good!

It has a little... It smells like I could eat it. I'm not going to because it goes in a bathtub not in me

but it smells phenomenal oh my god.

I see some Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans which means I'm going to have to make

Matt and/or Lauren do some annoying box flavors with mea at some point.

Good thing I got some scissors because everything is wrapped.

I don't want to see it yet. Oh its McGonnagall's cat. I mean not McGonnagall's cat but

McGonnagall in cat form. So cute! LitJoy exclusive Pumpkin Juice an adorable sized candle.

That smells good!

It smells like sweet pumpkin. That was a little too many smells in my nose but it smells real good.

There's still more things in here, like how the fuck?

It says Hedwig owl and sticker book. What does this mean?

This is what the box looks like. And I'm going to open it.

Oh my god, it's so cute. Hedwig and Hedwig. Now I have an owl version! And I have my kitty.

OK there's also a chapstick in here that is Butterbeer flavored.

I'm amazed that I'm still pulling stuff out of this box what is happening?

It smells like brown sugar. That's what it smells like.

This says Ron's lucky chess piece. Oh my god. Oh it's so little!

It's his little horse knight, oh my god it's so little.

This is cool. It has all the books, Magical Theory, A Beginner's Guide to Transfiguration,

Fantastic Beasts, Standard Book of Spells, A History of Magic.

This is Literary Emporium for book lovers.

Hello. The back has a little circle with stuff on it.

This says The Book of Magical History. Oh its a notebook.

Then I have a sorting hat quiz on here. It's a quiz and then whatever I get most of, I scratch off what answer I am.

So that's what that is. Thank you LitJoyCrate so much!

This is one of the best boxes I think I've ever opened.

Jesus, LitJoyCrate want me to sponsor you? I'm in for it.

Want me to be your rep? In for it.

This is amazing, oh my god. Thank you so much, I'm so happy I won this

and wow. Comment down below if you guys are LitJoyCrate subscribers.

Let me know how you guys have been liking their boxes in general and how you guys liked this box as well.

Make sure to hit the big like button if you liked this video and hit subscribe if you want to see more.

I'll see you guys very soon with a new video. Bye!

For more infomation >> UNBOXING: I won the Magical Edition! - Duration: 6:59.

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Zaytoven Confirms Major Collaboration With Jay Z - Duration: 1:23.

Jay Z's rumored 13th solo album is one of the most anticipated projects of 2017, and

we now have more proof that it's on the way.

Atlanta producer Zaytoven recently spoke with Billboard and confirmed he and Jay Z have

a collaboration locked up.

Back in November, Zaytoven shared a picture of him and Jay Z in the studio with the caption

"JAYTOVEN."

He revealed how it all came about:

QUOTE CARD via Billboard "What's so crazy is I always looked at Jay

Z and guys on the caliber of Jay Z like they just the big dogs.

I didn't think they listen to my music or even know who I am.

I was in L.A. in a meeting with [veteran publishing executive] Big Jon and he was like, 'Me and

Jay was just talking about you.'

So he text him and [Jay Z] said, 'You have Zaytoven over there?

Can he come to the house?'

And I'm like, What?

For real?"

Zaytoven continued, describing what it was like to work with Hov, and what he learned

from the OG.

It sounds like it was a humbling and flattering experience for the producer.

QUOTE CARD via Billboard "When Jay Z invited me to his house and told

me what type of beats he wanted, it opened my mind up to be like, 'My music is reaching

everybody and touching people in a certain way.'

There's a distinct something when they hear my music.

I feel like [the collaboration] is gonna be for both of [our projects].

I know it's going to be a trophy for me."

This is a huge look for Zaytoven, and well-deserved too.

Unfortunately, we still don't have an idea of when, exactly, we'll get to hear this track,

but fingers crossed that it's coming soon.

That's the news for now, but for all the latest on Jay Z and Zaytoven, subscribe to

Complex News on YouTube.

For more infomation >> Zaytoven Confirms Major Collaboration With Jay Z - Duration: 1:23.

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10 Actors Who REFUSED Disney Princess Roles - Duration: 7:25.

It's said that every young girl dreams of one day becoming a Disney Princess.

For most people, this idea remains nothing but a dream but for a select few actresses

it may actually become a reality when they are given the chance to play Disney princesses

in real life.

With Disney making live adaptations of more and more of their best stories, it looks like

there will be more opportunities on the rise for actresses to land Disney princess roles.

But, as it turns out, not every actress is interested in playing a princess and for this

video we are taking a look at some who said no.

Here is our list of 10 Actors Who Refused Disney Princess Roles.

Enjoy this video and be sure to hit the subscribe button for more awesome Screen Rant content

every single day!

Emma Watson – Cinderella The whole world is excitedly waiting to see

Emma Watson as Disney Princess, Belle, in the 2017 live adaption of Beauty and The Beast

as the actress seems like the absolute perfect casting decision.

The world almost got to see Watson as a Disney princess a few years earlier though as she

was actually first offered the role of Cinderella in the 2015 film.

Watson turned down the part, saying she wanted to wait for the right princess role – and

it looks like Belle is it.

On top of turning down Cinderella, Emma Watson also actually turned down the lead role in

2016's musical hit La La Land.

That movie has done amazingly well, so we hope that Watson isn't regretting her decision.

Elle Fanning – The Little Mermaid (Ariel) Get ready to see a lot of Elle Fanning in

the near future, as the actress will be showing up in about eight movies between 2017 and

2018.

One movie that Fanning won't be showing up in, however, is the live adaptation of

The Little Mermaid.

Fanning was originally in talks to the play the lead role of Ariel but decided to turn

it down in favor of playing Sleeping Beauty in the 2014 film, Maleficent.

This was probably a good choice as the movie came out much sooner and has helped her launch

her career to a much higher level.

Beyoncé – Tiana in The Princess and The Frog

Disney made headlines in 2009 when they finally brought the world their first African American

Disney princess with Tiana in The Princess and The Frog.

The movie is a lot of fun, and Anika Noni Rose did a great job voicing Tiana and bringing

a great personality to the character.

Rose wasn't the directors first choice for the role, however, as the filmmakers had originally

offered the part to Beyoncé Knowles.

Beyoncé turned the part down because she wanted to focus on her music and she wasn't

particularly interested in the script.

Yoncé is doing pretty damn well for herself these days, so we don't think she regrets

the decision too much.

Reese Witherspoon – Brave (Merida) Reese Witherspoon has long been considered

one of Hollywood's true sweethearts so it is no surprise that she was offered a role

as a Disney princess.

When Disney was getting set to make the 2012 movie Brave, they had their hopes set on Witherspoon

to play the lead role, Merida.

The actress was game for the part but things started to go off the rails when she began

to really struggle with the Scottish accent necessary for the part.

Eventually, the accent became too much for Reese Witherspoon to handle, and she had to

let the part go, leaving it instead for the lesser-known actress Kelly Macdonald.

Kristen Stewart – Snow White Kristen Stewart became one of the most recognizable

stars in the world when she was cast as Bella Swan in the infamous Twilight Saga, but since

those movies have ended she hasn't been able to find the same level of success.

Her biggest role came when she was cast as Snow White in the 2012's Snow White and

The Huntsmen.

Although the movie made a lot of movie, it was not a critical hit and Stewart decided

to refuse the offer to reprise her role in the 2016 sequel.

It may be every girls dream to play a princess but we have to hand it to Stewart for getting

out ahead on this one as the sequel currently sits at a 17% rating on rotten tomatoes.

Margot Robbie – Cinderella The Australian actress has had no problem

landing major movie roles lately with recent great performances in hits like Suicide Squad

and The Wolf Of Wall Street.

When Disney starting planning their 2015 live action adaption of Cinderella, it's no surprise

that Robbie was one of the actresses at the top of their list.

Margot Robbie made it to the final stage of auditions and it is undisclosed whether she

ending up turning down the role or if the filmmakers decided to go in another direction.

In the end, the role went to Lily James and the movie was met with moderate success.

All in all, it's probably better that Margot Robbie held off on this one and we wouldn't

be shocked to see her as another Disney princess in the coming years.

Jennifer Aniston – Giselle (Enchanted) Before Amy Adams was starring in Oscar movies

every single year, the actress was singing through the streets as the princess Giselle

in the 2007 Disney musical, Enchanted.

Adams was great in the role, but it turns out she wasn't the filmmakers first choice.

Apparently, the role was first offered to Jennifer Aniston but she refused the part.

While this may seem like a weird casting choice now, you have to remember that Aniston was

fresh off of the hit series, Friends, and one of the most sought after actresses around.

Fast forward ten years and Amy Adams is turning out hit after hit, while Aniston has become

a veteran of the Rom-Com genre.

Jodi Foster – Princess Leia Ever since Disney got control of the Star

Wars franchise, fans have been campaigning for Princess Leia to be inducted as one of

the official Disney princesses.

The late Carrie Fisher is iconic in the role and it's really hard to imagine anyone else

playing the part but it's a little known fact that she actually wasn't the first

choice.

The role of Princess Leia was first offered to Jodie Foster who was an up and coming star

back in those days and at the age of 14 would have been a much younger version of the character.

Foster had to turn the role down due to scheduling conflicts and we have to think it was fate

as it really is hard to imagine anyone but Fisher as Princess Leia.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt When you are the daughter of Brad Pitt and

Angelina Jolie it's really only a matter of time before you start getting offered movie

roles.

It would be most kids dream to play at Disney princess before they turn ten but it turns

out that Shiloh, the eldest Jolie-Pitt daughter, actually turned down the role of young Aurora

in her mother's film, Maleficent.

Shiloh said that she would have been more interested in playing her mother's role,

but she will probably have to wait a while for that one.

Luckily for Angelina Jolie, she didn't have to look far for a second choice, as she actually

cast her younger daughter, Vivienne, as the young version of sleeping beauty.

Chloe Grace Moretz – The Little Mermaid (Ariel)

Although she is yet to turn 20, Chloe Grace Moretz has already been a huge Hollywood star

for years now.

From The Amityville Horror, to Kick-Ass to Neighbors 2, Moretz has done a lot of work

for someone her age.

When the live adaptation of Disney's The Little Mermaid was announced, the filmmakers

had Chloe Grace Moretz at the top of their list to play Ariel, and originally the actress

was on board.

Then, last years, Chloe decided that she wanted to take a break from acting for a bit and

decided to back out of the Disney princess role.

The actress is now looking to take on more challenging roles as she tries to break away

from her past as a child star and launch a career as a serious Hollywood actress.

So there you have it, there is our list of 10 actors who refused Disney Princess movie

roles.

What did you think of our list?

Which one of these casting would you like to have seen?

Let us know your thoughts in the comments section below and be sure to subscribe to

our channel for more fun videos – like this one!

For more infomation >> 10 Actors Who REFUSED Disney Princess Roles - Duration: 7:25.

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This Is Us 1x14 Promo #2 "I Call Marriage" (HD) - Duration: 0:31.

There are so many reasons people love This Is Us.

You don't see it yet, but this is happening.

Oh but it's not.

Oh but it is.

No, it's not.

I didn't make a mistake bringing a dying man into their lives, did I?

You brought them joy.

The best thing that ever happened to me was you telling me you'd marry me.

It's my grandmothers ring.

You have changed the way I think about love.

New This Is Us, Tuesdays on NBC.

And all episodes are available on the NBC app.

For more infomation >> This Is Us 1x14 Promo #2 "I Call Marriage" (HD) - Duration: 0:31.

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Arrow 5x11 Inside "Second Chances" (HD) Season 5 Episode 11 Inside - Duration: 1:32.

- I haven't kept my promise to Laurel.

- You're gonna train a new Black Canary?

- I think that somewhere out there

there is a woman worthy of Laurel's legacy.

Now what we gotta do is find her.

- Episode 511 was directed by Mark Bunting

and written by Speed Weed and Sarah Tarkoff.

It's called Second Chances and it finds Oliver

picking up from where he left off of at the end

of Episode 510,

where he found out that Laurel was not who she said she was

she was actually a Black Siren and not

who he had hoped her to be,

which is his old friend, the Black Canary.

- Finding a new Black Canary

isn't just about reviewing resumes,

it's a feel thing.

I promised Laurel that I would carry on her legacy.

I just don't want Black Siren to be all that's left of her.

- He is set off on a mission to find a new Black Canary,

- Hello Mr. Queen, my name is Talia.

I've been looking for you.

- In the flashbacks

he has found a new mentor, someone who's going to show him

how to divide his focus between being The Hood

and being Oliver Queen.

- I found you because the world needs people like you.

The man who survived all this,

is destined to so much more than playing gangster in Russia.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

For more infomation >> Arrow 5x11 Inside "Second Chances" (HD) Season 5 Episode 11 Inside - Duration: 1:32.

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10 Paused Disney Movie Moments You Can NEVER UNSEE - Duration: 5:48.

10 Moments You Should NEVER Pause in a Disney Movie

The best part about watching a movie at home is that you can pause it at any time and go

get some more snacks.

But, when you are watching a Disney animated movie you have to be careful when you pause,

as you may end up with a pretty frightening image on your TV screen.

For this video we have done the work for your for our list of 10 Moments You Should NEVER

Pause in a Disney Movie.

Enjoy this video and be sure to subscribe to CBR for more awesome content, every single

day!

Toy Story

The Toy Story films aren't just good animated movies; they truly are must-sees for people

of any age.

The characters are fun and relatable and the storylines are as smart and they are entertaining.

The movie also brought the world some pretty innovative animation techniques that helped

pave the road for animated films in the last decade.

The animation isn't without flaws though, especially when you freeze the film and one

paused moment in Toy Story is truly terrifying.

In a scene between Buzz and Jessie, the cowgirl is acting quite drunk and if you pause the

movie at the right time you get to see a really creepy image of Jessie's eyes seemingly

rolling back into her head.

What makes the paused moment even better is that Buzz happens to be looking at her in

shock and horror.

Beauty And The Beast

The live action adaptation of Beauty and The Beast will be here soon, so we figured we

might as well take a look back at the original animated film.

The movie is great in so many ways and tells a very meaningful story.

Although the beast can be scary at some points, we have found an image of Gaston that makes

the beast look like a small kitten in comparison.

If you pause the movie while Gaston is in the middle of yelling, you end up with an

image of the antagonist with his arms in a very unnatural position and his face looking

scary as all hell.

Gaston is not supposed to be a nice guy and if we saw him looking the way he does in this

paused moment, we would certainly run the other way!

Hercules

In 1997, Disney entered the world of Greek Mythology with their animated hit, Hercules.

The movie is fun and shockingly educational and the songs will get stuck in your head

for weeks.

The movie does a great job of animating everything from monsters to Mount Olympus, but it is

not without its bizarre pausable instances.

At one point, Herc is fighting a monster in the forest and when he is punch in the face,

he is sent flying.

If you pause the movie while the hero is air born, you can be treat to an absolutely hilarious

image of the demi-god with his eyes popping out of his head!

Tarzan

The legend of Tarzan has been around for a while and when Disney brought the story to

life in 1999, it became a worldwide hit.

The story is thrilling and the Phil Collins soundtrack is legendary.

Unfortunately, the film is also known for having quite a few weird and unflattering

pausable moments and most of them feature Tarzan himself.

If you pause the movie while Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the air, you will be

treated to a very haunting image of the main characters neck being stretched far away from

his body.

There is also another paused moment that shows Tarzan with giant cheeks and it's equally

weird.

Luckily, the 2016 live adaptation decided not to feature either of these moments.

Snow White

We can't fault Disney too much for having a few animation slip-ups in Snow White, as

it was their first ever feature length-animated film.

The story and most of the animation still holds up today but there is definitely one

funny pausable moment that fans need to see.

At one point Snow is falling through darkness and if you pause it at just the right moment,

her eyes are actually pointing is completely different directions.

When you look at the image alone, it's super creepy but it's hardly noticeable when watching

the film, so we will let this one slide!

Tangled

Tangled is one of Disney's most recent mega hits and it did a great job of taking the

classic tale of Rapunzel and making it a lot of fun for the whole family to enjoy.

The movie is jam packed with fun Easter eggs and references to other Disney properties

and as it turns out also delivers a pretty weird paused moment.

At one point, Flynn Ryder is getting tangled in Rapunzel's hair and if you pause it at

just the right spot it actually looks like he is preparing to hang himself as the golden

hair is wrapped around his neck.

What makes the moment even more funny is the fact that his eyes look like they are bursting

out of his head!

The Fox and The Hound

The Fox and The Hound is one of the most criminally under appreciated Disney films of all time

and does a great job of showing off just how well Disney can personify animals.

The characters are adorable and the story is compelling and it makes for a very simple

but sweet movie for kids to enjoy.

Fans of the movie probably don't remember the moment where Tod the fox looks just a

little too excited as it can only really be caught when you pause.

While he is rubbing up to his lady, his eyes pop open and you can definitely tell that

the Fox is aroused.

It's a funny moment hidden in an otherwise very innocent film.

Aladdin

It's hard to find anyone who doesn't like the movie Aladdin, as it is jam packed with

great characters, songs and a pretty fun story to boot!

While Robin William's genie character does some pretty weird and hilarious stuff in the

film, it is actually Aladdin himself who brings us the most bizarre moment, if you know when

to pause.

In the film, the titular character is walking and laughing and if you pause it at just the

right time it looks like Aladdin's head is actually growing out of his neck and his

teeth are flying up out of his mouth.

We have to think this was just an accidental animating slip up, but it's definitely hilarious.

The Little Mermaid

Like many of the Disney films on this list, The Little Mermaid is getting it's very

own live adaptation and so far all we really know about the movie is that Chloe Grace Moretz

will not be starring in it.

What we do know, is that Ursula will undoubtedly be absolutely terrifying, as she was in the

original movie.

The villainous creature has so many scary moments, but it turns out her most haunting

one only appears when you pause the movie.

At one point, Ursula is sneaking up behind Ariel and when you hit pause, there is a freeze

frame that her leaning over the mermaids shoulder with just about the biggest and most creepy

eyes we have ever seen.

It's an image that you can only catch if you are looking for it, but it's totally

creepy if you can find it.

Frozen

Although tons of adults ended up enjoying 2013's smash hit Frozen, the animated movie

is still designed for kids and families to be able to enjoy together.

It might be surprising to find out, then, that the movie actually features a pretty

risqué moment – if you know when to hit the pause button.

When Anna and Hans are in the boat together, she ends up on top of him at one point.

If you hit the pause button at this moment, it definitely makes for an image that challenges

the PG rating of frozen.

As an additional fun fact, did you know that Anna is the only Disney princess to ever hook

up with a villain?

We guess girls really do like bad boys after all…

So there you have it, there is our list of 10 moments you should really never pause in

Disney movies.

Which one of these entries shocked you the most?

What other pausable moments do you know about?

Sound off in the comments section below and be sure to subscribe to our channel for more

fun videos – like this one!

For more infomation >> 10 Paused Disney Movie Moments You Can NEVER UNSEE - Duration: 5:48.

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Pro Kill Compilation #3 | Huge Point Gap | Diep.io Edits - Duration: 4:12.

Diep.io kill compilation

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The Alternative Constitution - Duration: 3:50.

There's sure been a lot of hullabaloo going on

with President Trump's last executive order.

Where he banned non-citizens from 7 predominantly Muslim countries...

from entering the United States.

And a lot of people, including me had questions, like...

'Why is Trump Doing this?'

'Is this even constitutional?'

'What In the [bleep]? '

Well, we finally have an answer why Trump is doing this.

Historians confirmed the existence of another constitution.

And it's called the "Alternative Constitution."

We only know of two copies, one of which an archeologist found

cradled in the mouth of a large golden snake-pig deity hidden in a deep underground cave.

And Trump was accidentally given the only other copy when he was a teen.

He's working from the wrong constitution, and he doesn't even know it.

Here for example is the normal Constitution.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion."

However, Trump's Alt-Constitution goes further than that, adding...

"...but if a handsome brave, scared President

makes an executive order that favors one religion over another,

he shall only experience pure ecstasy."

Of course Trump felt justified banning green card holders,

his Constitution says...

"They with cards of green should be kept away by any means,

by wall, by force, or with magic beans."

It looks like many have tried to destroy the Alternative Constitution,

but it has some sort of dark magic protecting it.

However, even the Alternative Constitution

doesn't explain all of Trump's actions.

As it turns out, Trump has also been looking at the wrong Statue of Liberty.

France sent us the one on Liberty Island,

but apparently Russia sent an identical one a few years later.

It's much smaller, in Queens, where Trump walked by it all the time growing up.

This other Statue's plaque reads a little different, too.

It says, "Give me your tired, your poor,

your huddled masses yearning to breath free...

so that we may lock them in tiny rooms for days

only to send them back where we think they came from.

Fear outsiders. Fear outsiders.

Fear outsiders. Fear outsiders. Fear outsiders."

[stammers] It just kind of keeps repeating that fear outsiders part.

He really has been living in a world a little off from ours.

A world that's a little meaner, a lot dumber...

and a whole lot less thought through.

Finally all makes sense. Right?

He's not making these moves because he's an idiot.

He's making these moves because he's lookin' at all the wrong stuff.

Poor little guy.

So please, if anyone's watching who might be near President Trump,

swap out his cursed constitution for a real one, as soon as you can.

It's truly for his own good.

If he doesn't, he's bound to keep making embarrassing mistakes

like he did this weekend.

Mr. Trump, if you are watching, which you may be doing because you... don't read,

and you have a true knack for finding examples of people criticizing you...

we are very sorry.

Your Constitution is just not the one that we use.

There are more copies of the real one.

So that's the one we're going with.

Help us help Trump by getting him the real copies of the Constitution.

- The Statue of Liberty. - Bible.

- Declaration of Independence. - DC Transit Turnstyle Numbers.

The Gettysburg Address.

Seasons 1-7 of the The West Wing.

And the McDonald's nutrition facts that we are all familiar with.

It'll help get him on the same page as all of us.

Because we are [bleep] if we don't.

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