Waching daily Mar 19 2018

ah it's such a beautiful morning the dawning of a new day this neighbor is

really loud pissing me off man today, I start growing my army

what is up boys and girls and welcome back to Ark Survival Evolved today we're

gonna start growing our army now some of the bigger ones over here I think

they're called Parasaurs. I can't remember for sure been a while since

I've seen Jurassic Park breh. they're gonna take a little bit more than what

we've got but some of the smaller ones we can tame with just the slingshot and

some narcoberries and we've got some narcoberries so let's go find some

dinosaurs and make them love us yeah these guys right here let me take a look

yeah Parasaur. did I just? yep. I just shit myself. okay they are much easier to take

down when you have bolos or Bolas or whatever

apparently I watched too many cop shows but a lot of them you need bolas for

because it keeps them in one place while you basically whack the shit out of them

knock them out right now I'm hoping to find the ones that spit I can't remember

what they're called dalopha something or other

dalopha I'm stupid no don't come over here

I think you guys like to attack me that guy is waiting for me this guy right up

here they come up and they b******k and they steal your shit I don't like these

dudes come here oh oh you're a bad bastard aren't you coming hey hey you

what are you doing run off with my stuff no sir

making me waste Spears while I'm at it taking my goddamn thatch - who do you think you

are? that's it I'm stealing your meat I don't even need it and I'm taking it

anyway I threw two Spears that didn't hit him mm-hmm and I don't know where they

went

that son of a bitch

all right I think

I'm actually oh my god it's another one all right switch to my spear I don't Oh

oh that really sucks for you that's the shame don't steal my shit that won't

happen to you now Kai traded dodo I want to train a dodo or tame anyway come here

hold still dude stop it oh he's dead all right we got some dinosaurs over

here that's a big turd beast even bastards

name taking my spoiled meat I'm gonna use that just cuz it's spoiled doesn't

mean it doesn't have a purpose sup man how you doing

and right now I'm not finding the dinosaurs I'm looking for I'm not man

enough to take on a triceratops yet although that would be cool oh let's

maybe go to the other side of the island here I'm hot find somewhere to cool off

well thank you you can't cool this off it's just the

way it is no dude get out of here I'm not playing with you hate these little

things yeah out of here oh my god there's more everything's trying to mess

with me today man out fuck you what's up turtle man contain you I don't know if I

can or not I know they get really mad if you hit him so I'm not gonna mess with

him yet he's not what I want okay I don't want to go too deep because I

don't need oh there you are I see you come here I don't want to go too deep

because I know Raptors and stuff will come after me I don't need that in my

life I need you know don't spit at me I

need you to pass out there we go that was easy

let's access their inventory give them some of this raw meat and drop those

narco berries in it doesn't say anything about taming it though there it goes and

that is a high level dude look at that 22 I hear something growling I just poop

I think I just pooped is it her growling oh my oh don't punch

it actually yeah shut up oh the dodo pooped an egg okay how do I

knock you out are they even tameable I don't know if Dodos are tamable I want

them to be I want one just to have one

but it seems like if you touch them they die so maybe they're not it's sad

okay I really don't have to oh they tamed already nice okay I didn't have to

I'm what do I want to name them I think I can rename later so I'm gonna hold off

on that if you guys have an idea for the name let me know that's what we'll do

I'm gonna take my stuff back what's up how you doing yeah I can change name

later so you guys let me know I'm not gonna spam because I might breed at some

point and she's set to follow me okay cool so let's get going

let's find some more dinosaurs I definitely want to tame one of you but I

can't do it yet if I hit you'll just fly away can't take

these little poop machines yeah I don't know what I'd do with a poop machine oh

oh no no I need to not go over here I

don't know how well you guys saw the there he is

that guy will mess me up in a hurry he will fuck my world up and he's walking

this way we need to go back we need to go back now

I don't need my brand-new dinosaur friend dying along with me me I can

spawn back in dinosaur won't dinosaur dies dinosaur dead cuz uh

that is a big fucking dolphin thing it's coming for me I don't like that see

that's how big a Megalodon supposed to be those things are huge I think I'm

safe over here like so close to the shore but look at them they're massive I

don't know I don't know if going in the water is something that you can really

do at any point but I really really want to

it'll probably scared the crap out of me but I wanted tango with a Megalodon okay

I want to see if I can tame this turtle but I don't need my dinosaur dying dole

office or that thing is still coming this way okay well I guess this is gonna

be his beach I'm not messing around with that they went up a few levels when I

got him they were 22 when we started here she's

29 that's dope man let's go see if we can

find another dinosaur if we don't we don't but I need to get my levels up so

I can get some more stuff there's a goddang copies up here we'll just take

him out and be done with it

you guys are the most annoying little shits in the entire game even more

annoying than the ones that steal stuff they go down in like three hits you guys

go down in 20 Oh

what is that thing I've ever seen that one before

another some of the spitters over there though I'm not sure where mine went I

think she got hung up on a tree I think the Triceratops will probably

mess me up from here and I'm very thirsty over here I need to get some

water oh there you are what'd you do go sightseeing why am i

hungry again that's another big Gucci nice it just leveled up

now you're just a little - I'm not gonna mess with you okay well I'm back I'm

back home because I kind of started dying from thirst and I had to make it

to water so I just came back here so I'm gonna go through my levels real quick

okay so there's some good stuff here that I should take but I'm taking the

wooden Club because that makes taming really easy and that leaves me with four

I can finally make a door I guess I should do that okay so for now it's the

thatch door and the wooden club and these are what I need there's the bowler

but I have to wait until I level up again and boom so we have a tiny little

Hut right here we're good to go I will probably upgrade it at some point

especially with Triceratops over here bumping into my stuff which I don't

think he's done yet but with them right here I might tame that one level three

I do need I'm definitely gonna need the bolas before I mess with it though I

have tamed him without him you can get him hung like hung up on a tree but I

got lucky I wasn't trying to do it so I'm not gonna attempt it I'm just

gonna wait it out all right let's get this little poop machine is he actually

gonna trying to attack me I think he was all it says is unconscious it's not

letting me access the inventory

well apparently I just knocked him out for no reason there's a big turtle over

here by my house though I want to see if I can take them if I have to I will end

up killing it but I'd rather not yeah walk right at me

I'm just gonna keep hitting you in the head with rocks I hope you don't mind

it'd be better if you just passed out I'm telling you this would be a lot

better for you if you just lay down I need rocks crap all right please

unconscious nice I contain it what did turtles eat berries I guess

put the berries in there along with the narcos let's see how long this one takes

it's only a level-3 99.8% effective that's good that's really good yeah Wow

the turtles taken a long time it's only a level three two but I'm going to

access the inventory I'm gonna make you eat one of these

get the torpidity back up a little bit

you just keep some unconscious a little bit longer it might be that there's

another food that's better suited to the Turtles I'm not gonna give her me she's

not gonna eat that we're not gonna be happy with it at least I'm really

tempted to hit you with a rock but you're just gonna run away and it would

be pointless I don't like how quickly you're getting on unconscious stop it

okay stop it finally shit it's been like 15 minutes but now we have to and we can

ride these nice once we have a saddle anyway and they can carry a lot so if

nothing else they're really good to have to just carry crap for you you gonna

follow me yeah you're coming you know what you're

doing but they're also very slow and you have to wait for them well hurry your

ass up okay so it's starting to get dark now so I think I'm gonna go ahead and

end this one here we got ourselves a couple I need to level up some more and

then we can go after some better dinosaurs really want to get one of

these guys the pterosaurs and Triceratops and the Pteranodon

those are my main three that I want to do next I'm also thinking it might be

cool to have an army of Dilophosaurus also that might be cool but thank you

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