Producer: "Hey Lazy! There's a small glitch with the live green screen effect,
could you tell everyone not to snap" Lazy: "UUggh!" Producer: "I'll take that as a yes,
Don't forget to tell them!" Lazy: "Yeah..."
Charlie: "Good Morning Dudesdale." This: "Aaand welcome back to DNN! We're definitely
not exaggerating at all... whatsoever... Today we have some great news for you,
and stick around for an exclusive interview with a member of one of the
most dangerous gangs of all time! I'm This Justin!" Charlie: "And I'm Charlie Wakahakaluki..."
Both: "And this, Dude News Now! Blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah.
This: "Cut!"
*Jingle*
Charlie: "To kick us off today on Febuary-" This: "Speaking of kick us off! on February 20th
kungfu cat defeats man trying to mug old lady!" Charlie: "Precisely but on March 29th-" This: The
world will end!" Charlie: "What? no." This: "Exactly! we don't know when the
world end. But you can find out! All you have to do is go out into the woods,
find a rock, take a stick, write on the rock with the stick, and whether the
stick actually writes on the rock or not, just use your psychic powers to
determine how many days you have left! Charlie: "As I was saying-" This: "Anyways, now with sports!
Sunny: "Wuzzup? I'm Sunny." Rain: "And and my earth form is referred to as rain." Sunny: "En we
gon' teach dat weta doe." Rain: "Why are you disrespecting the words of
nature?" Sunny: "Dis gangster speak... dang that shirt is ugly!" Rain: "But I greatly enjoy the
presence of this shirt." Sunny: "Boy it's nasty! Man, you just a floatin' head!
Wait, I'll just snap my fingers, watch it'll be great- Oh-" This: "Thanks guys! I guess,
um... next up sporty and lazy with sports, right after the commercial break."
Jim: "Do you just love that fresh paint smell? Or perhaps you're trying to ward off evil
spirits. hi, I'm Jim jiminy. inventor of ever fresh
paint. And we believe that your house should not just smell good, not great, not
even all-around amazing... so that's what we do." Patron: "I've never really liked the color,
but that's okay. Because of the smell my eyes are constantly bleeding, so I don't
even have to look at! My favorite color is red." Jim: "That's what Ever-Fresh-Paint,
can do for your life.
Sporty: "Prepare to takedown the season!" Lazy: "Or you could sit back and actually enjoy it!"
Sporty: "Welcome to extreme-" Lazy: "Psh! In your dreams-" Sporty: "Sports." "Now, you can sit back in that
recliner that you shouldn't own, and watch people be awesome! or you can be
awesome yourself! This: "Or you could be entertained while living in a sloth
like manner, stuffing your pie-hole with pounds of Doritos at a time." Sporty: "No dude,
how do you keep coming up with these?" Lazy: "I don't, I'm too lazy to come up with this
stuff. Trace is the one who wrote this." Sporty: "You're ruining everything!"
Lazy: "Good riddance- AAAaaahhh!!!" Charlie: "Thanks, Sporty! do we have any more segments?
We're done, great." This: "What do you mean?" Charlie: "That's it for the show."
This: "No, we still have the interview. Charlie: "Come on dude..." This: "It'll be really quick!" Charlie: "Fine, fine."
This: "I just have a couple of questions here.
Right there, one sec let me make- there we go, okay.
Ready, action! ready you don't have to do that you can
make it a bit higher pitched." Charlie: "Yeah I guess." This: "I mean it's just like, you know lower.
Here, but not so low that you can't speak." Charlie: "Yeah, okay." This: "From the top, okay ready." Charlie: "Yeah."
This: "Okay, that's the spirit. can you snap? Charlie: "What? Yeah!"
This: "Prove it." Sunny: "Do not snap dem fingers!" Charlie: "Sunny?" Sunny: "Trust me on this! Charlie: "Okay! Okay, I won't snap!"
This: "Wow! Okay." Charlie: "I like this body very much." This: "Oh, yeah! Sure, sure."
*Charlie snaps*
*Bloopers*
Charlie: "Oh, no." This: "What?" Charlie: "I have to go to the bathroom..." This: "Yeah, that... that maybe a problem."
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