Video on yt: Waching daily Nov 25 2017

- There's donut day, there's pizza day.

- 2013 was the International Year of Quinoa.

- What?

- And I love quinoa.

- I BB too!

- A whole year?

How do you even celebrate that?

(upbeat music)

- I've always been inspired by regular people

who decide to follow their passion,

and then doing so, end up having a positive impact

on the world, bigger than they could've ever imagined.

One of those people is my friend Hank Fortener.

You started a holiday.

- Yes. (laughs)

- Tell me about that.

- It actually came about only because it didn't exist.

I think, sometimes, making an impact feels a lot for people

like, "I wanna be a part of that, I wanna be part of that,

"I wanna be part of that."

You can't stand out just by looking

where nobody's paying attention to it,

what does everybody thing is hard at being done.

I had a big personal experience with adoption.

After three of us biologically, my parents fostered 36 kids,

over a seven-year period.

We had an amazing family unit, that focused on

taking care of kids that didn't have a family.

Family never had anything to do with last names or blood,

or color, or DNA, it was always who was in our home,

that we were taking care of, that's who family was.

We kinda slammed our face into the system,

which is not serving kids well.

I had a little brother for three years, his name is Robbie,

and just an unbelievable, unbelievable kid,

and we bonded super super fast,

he was with us for three years.

Then, we got a phone call and within 24 hours,

the police and a social worker came

to take him out of our home.

So, take a six-year old, three-year old, four-year old,

into the system,

send them to different sets of parents and families.

You don't remember every house, you just know,

"The world is gonna use me and pass me around."

They turn 18, they're handed trash bags to hold their items.

Most of the times, sometimes it's great programs,

the YMCA and YWCA created some really great programs,

but for a minority of these kids.

Most of them end up unemployed,

most of them end up in prison.

That part of the journey was super difficult for me,

and which is part of the reason what shifted our family

into a permanent adoption.

So, we had seven years of foster care,

and they pursued to do 10 years of adoption,

and we adopted eight kids from six different countries.

- Wow.

So, we see where your drive

for adoption comes from. - For sure.

- And then, from that, you started a organization

called AdoptTogether.

- Yeah.

AdoptTogether was started as a platform,

that helps families fundraise for their adoption.

- Okay.

- When we realized it's so expensive,

it could be towards $40,000, $50,000 to adopt domestically.

If you're a teacher or a cop,

if you make 50 or 60 grand a year, they're like,

"I'll take a year's salary in cash."

You know, what's the percentage of people that have that?

- Yeah.

- 86% of people who considered adoption,

they just bail.

So, we hope that people might look at the price tag and go,

"It's a sign I shouldn't adopt."

But they look at AdoptTogether and go,

"Okay, it's a sign we should adopt."

- And from what point, after starting your foundation,

did you realize,

"Hey, let's turn this thing into a holiday?"

- I'm a friend of Scott Harrison, who started Charity Water.

Been an amazing support, and also a mentor in the process.

And every time I would tell him about what I was doing,

he would always say, "Throw a party."

As it turns out, you need basically cool parties

to raise money in the world.

So, we're about to hit our $5 million,

just a massive success,

for us, that was like way beyond what we'd imagined.

So, we started that in 2012, and then, in 2013,

we were like, "We gotta figure out how to celebrate.

"We gotta throw a party."

We'll do something around World Adoption Day.

And we're sitting in a room, talking about the party,

and I finally said, "Hey guys, somebody Google

"when World Adoption Day is,

or we'll just do our own adoption day,

'cause it has to be a World Adoption Day."

- There has to exist, right?

- They're sitting there, "Can't find it."

I'm like, "Okay, could I have the computer?

"Let me show you how the internet works."

(laughs)

And I'm looking, and I make a fool of this person,

and then I'm standing there and the pressure is cooking,

'cause I'm like, "I could not find World Adoption Day."

And I was like, "We know what to do now.

"We're gonna create World Adoption Day."

And then, I looked at the guys,

"Find out if the domain is available,"

which, of course, there's no such thing,

so yes, the domain was available.

So, we started the domain, got one of the guys at the table,

"Hey, I'm gonna build a site."

We built the site that night, drew everything up,

rocked it and just said, "Alright, we gotta do it."

I started calling people and saying,

"Hey, we're gonna create World Adoption Day,"

and one of the guys was,

"I think you should touch base with the UN,

because they sort of do that."

- Yeah.

- And I was, "Definitely, I should do that."

- That was on my list.

- So, I called the UN and I just said,

"Hey, I'd like to submit a day for international observance,

which I was super proud of myself

for knowing how to say that statement,

and he said, "Are you an ambassador?"

"You better believe it.

I'm an ambassador for World Adoption Day."

And he's like, "No, are you a delegate?"

"Yes, I have delegated myself

to make this phone call to you,"

and the guy's like, "That's not how this works."

He gives me this line about how hard it is,

and how long it takes, and you gotta meet these people.

I go, "Cool, then I'm just gonna do it,

"'cause we've already picked a day,

"which I was gonna tell you about, it's November 9th."

He's like, "Okay, yeah, if you can do it,

"but it won't be real."

Then I was, "No offense, but this is the

International Year of Quinoa,

and I'm the only person that I know who knows that."

- Yeah (laughs).

- "So, if I can make it real, then you and I work out

the logistics later," and he's like,

"Fine. Good luck."

So, we needed some activation,

we needed some way to communicate to people,

they were celebrating, give people a way to celebrate.

A lot of ideas came up and I love a lot of art history,

and how art has impacted culture.

And there's a story of a guy named Harvey Ball.

Harvey was an artist 50 years ago,

who created the Smiley Face.

And I remember that story and remember those pieces,

when somebody said, "We need a visual, we need an icon,

"we need what is World Adoption Day."

For me, having come from a world where adoption

was such a tragic story to begin with,

you don't come to adoption

because everything is going smoothly.

- Yeah.

- You come to adoption because a birth mother

tragically is either not well or not capable or able

of her own volitioncess,

"I know I cannot give this child life."

So a child and their mother are separated,

that's where adoption starts, which is tragic.

What adoption does is redeems that broken feeling,

it brings a healing and hope, joy and a celebration.

So I said, "Let's draw a smiley face on people's hands,

"and have them post a selfie and say,

Happy World Adoption Day."

I wanted to raise-

- I love that, it makes you feel good,

as soon as you see it, you're smiling.

- Yeah, everything can suck around you,

but if for one day, everybody's gonna say,

"Hey, family is everything, every child deserves a family,"

and we're gonna boost morale around this conversation

that has, otherwise, been taboo or awkward or uneasy,

and you get to celebrate people.

We got Shaq to post, so it got people pumped and excited,

since this we've had Ellen and Charlize Theron,

and so many people whose lives have been touched,

and they posted a smiley face.

It's 100% participation, anybody can participate

and vote for families and vote for kids to have a home.

I wanted to change the way people imagined family,

and the amount of people who posted this,

who said, "Hey, I'm adopted, I've never told my story,

"I've never told my family how grateful I am for them."

People posted and said, "I have a little brother

"who's adopted, I've never told people that."

It's just extraordinary for me to go,

even though all these stories begin with tragedy somewhere.

- Yeah.

- For one day, we're just gonna celebrate that

because of those tragedies.

I have my brother Brendon, and Matthew, and Hope, and Gab.

I have these people in my life because of that tragedy,

and for one day, I'm gonna celebrate it.

- You basically started a movement.

- Hopefully. (laughs) Hopefully.

(inspiring music)

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Strangers Try Building A Lego Set While Speaking Different Languages - Duration: 5:33.

- (speaking foreign language) Ding, ding.

Ding, ding.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

(squeaking sign swinging)

(upbeat music)

- Today we're here to build Legos,

without speaking the same language.

- How that's gonna work, I have no idea.

- (speaking foreign language)

I live in California and I think it's a sin

that I don't know how to speak Spanish yet.

- My parents are Dominican.

I had a time-period in my life where I didn't wanna

speak Spanish so I lost a lot of it.

Once I got older I was like no, I need this.

This is my origins, this is my roots.

So I practiced it over and over again and

(speaking foreign language)

- I'm from Manilla, which is in the Philippines

and out of the thousand dialects I speak Tagalog.

- Tagalu?

Let me make sure I say it right,

I'm trying to be respectful.

Say it again.

- [Male] Tagalog.

- One more time.

- Oh, it's heavy

- This is what were building?

(thump)

- Ahh.

- Who has time for this? (laughing)

This is not real.

(beep)

(bell rings)

(pop)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh no!

(buzzer)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh, okay. (speaking foreign language)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- [Together] Okay.

- Okay.

- [Male] Then after a while I was more interested in

the language than the Lego.

- [Female] Yeah, for sure because

I was just like, let's count.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Oh shit!

(buzzer)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Female] I didn't understand, nothing you said.

Except for when like, you'd be like.

- (speaking foreign language)

[Together] - (speaking foreign languages)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

(upbeat music)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- [Male] I feel like we got something done.

- [Female] And there was a lot of high fives.

- (speaking foreign language)

(record scratching)

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Female] I feel at times I definitely grew impatient.

(speaking foreign language)

(buzzer)

(beep)

- (speaking foreign language)

- [Male] I wanted to flip through the pages

and tell you you do this.

- [Female] No way because of the language barrier.

- (speaking foreign language)

(laughing)

- (speaking foreign language)

- Okay.

- (speaking foreign language)

- I was definitely listening even though

I didn't understand.

So I guess I just learned to like really

pay attention to someone.

- (speaking foreign language)

- No uh.

I knew she was speaking fast, but I was just like

I understand her.

- (speaking foreign language)

- Even though those sounds, it was the first time

I was hearing those sounds, if I just focused on her

and stopped worrying about what I want to say then

I'll pick up anything she says.

- I know that I am one blessed and two I'm so privileged

to be able to speak two languages.

I appreciate that and I will continue to move forward

making sure that my children understand it and

can speak it.

(laughing)

We built this one without--

- Yep.

- Without speaking the same language.

- Without the same language.

- (speaking foreign language)

- What?

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

(squeaking sign swinging)

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Kid: Last lootbox!

Kid: Yes!

I've been wanting one of the Widowmaker skins.

*Clap clap clap clap*

I've been wanting one of these

That is... that is the best skin.

Oh loot boxes is back as a

Controversy you may remember last year with CSGO Lotto

There was a two youtubers that owned the company of loot crate gambling company

But loot crate is back again on everyone's radar

Thanks to EA

Thank you EA, now loot crate just seems to be

everywhere these days

You know I try and buy a sandwich

Would you like to loot crate the

Ingredients and see what you could get? You could get the legendary mozzarella or perhaps when I go to the public restroom

Would you like to loot crate the toilet paper?

You can get a legendary drop where a man will wipe your anus for you sir

It's it's impeccable or you could just win toilet paper. We need more loot crates I keep telling everyone. There's not enough loot crates

CSGO has it, Overwatch has it, even PUBG has it. So there really should be no surprise that the latest Star Wars Battlefront II

Has loot crate in it. Loot boxes, whatever there called. I am just thrilled

I can't wait to open all those boxes on camera and have an epic freakout over

What's inside

(IT'S FREAKING INAUDIBLE, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TRANSLATE THAT KID'S WORDS)

Ok come on, what is it gonna be?

What is it gonna be? What is it gonna be?

[Screaming] YES! YES! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GAWD!

Oh my God! A virtual skin for my k-nifffeee! That is

definitely exciting! Maybe I'm not the right person to criticize loot boxes cause I personally have zero interest in them.

I find them extremely repetitive; boring. I don't see the appeal in

Virtual clothing okay? It just seems like something not that appealing, but EA was sitting down at a meeting

doing their quarterly finances

And trying to brainstorm ideas on how

To get more money. How can we squeeze more money out of our customer? How about we make our own

distribution platform cutting off steam and making the general experience of

accessing our games a giant chore?

Genius! That's genius, but not evil enough. How can we make people pay

£69.99

Instead of £54.99? Well we'll give them the elite edition those idiots will love it, but not evil enough.

What about day 1 dlc? NOT EVIL ENOUGHHH!

Wha-Wha-Wha What about a season pass? NOT EVIL ENOUGH! Ok I got it once they spent £69.99

They'll spend even more on loot boxes

Excellent. Now loot boxes is nothing new and uggggggh

Really all this controversy that started around EA and Star Wars, someone on Reddit

That was testing out the game figured out that since their rewards are no longer based on your skill in the game,

Let's say if you perform really well in the game, it's hardly affected

It's morely based on

How much time you play the game. So if you want to play as Darth Vader in the new Star Wars game

You have to unlock him as a hero and to unlock heroes you do so by purchasing loot boxes

Or you can earn them through, through playing the game seems fair enough

You know you get two options, but someone did some (sick)math and calculated that it took

It'll take you 40 hours of gameplay to unlock one hero(seems fair enough)

And that is cutting out all the loading screens all the time between matches and the fact that you can't buy any other

Loot crate in the meantime. You really have to focus 40 hours

specifically for that chance to get that hero drop or you know you could just pay 20 bucks

I mean it's genius. You know you have people spend this amount of money already

Why not make them spend more needless to say people weren't too

Happy about this. The post went viral on Reddit.

EA then made a response which, you know, was probably the most well crafted well-thought-out response of all time

Which is why it got

20,000 minus points

The most disliked post ever on Reddit.

Congratulations. Let's see what it says

(Reads the EA Post)

By spending 40 hours

(Reads it again)(Am I blocking the words?)

When you pay 64 pounds you get a lot of things, not all of things, but a lot of things

(Reads some crap again)(NoW I aM rEaLlY tRyInG tO cOvEr ThE wOrDs)

Or you can just pay us 20 dollars

Here's a, here's where my opinion just goes out the toilet

I agree that loot boxes are terrible. It's a scummy way of practice, but if you hate them so much

Just don't buy them. Just don't buy them they exist for a reason they exist because people are dumb enough to buy them

Now I understand that the concept is that "Whales"

Pretty much as they're called people just spend an over load amount of money on the game

And that's how they make most of their profit because they really squeeze out an insane amount out of certain consumers

It's not like everyone is buying the loot crate's is actually probably a tenth of players that are actually buying them

But that's enough to justify them existing and it just overall ruin the experience for everyone playing the game

It's not like EA has the best track record. I don't see how anyone is surprised by this

Do you do you not remember how many?

How many DLCs they had for Sims? Sims Living Large, Sims House Party, Sims Hot Date.These were all treated as

Individual games an expansion packs, and they've been doing this for years, and it's not like the whole practice of gambling isn't or

Buying something and not getting quite what you want is

Has never existed before we practically grow up with it as kids

And maybe it's cuz I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan ever, but basically

EA is holding, holding the franchise hostage is pretty much

Oh man, we're reeaally sorry you don't like our loot crate system guys. We just wanted to game to be fair for everyone

you know

Maybe help players catch up if they can find by buying a couple of loot crate's hmm

If you weren't we could give you names of some other companies that are making Star Wars games. Oh wait

We're the only weapons aren't we? Mmmm, I guess you'll have to buy some loot crate's

Now despite what your opinion on the topic is, the memes

The memes are very fresh, okay? They're veeaary nice. EA's new proposed handheld console.

I really I really appreciate this one: We here at EA. Honestly

do not remember making Battlefront a pay-to-win game. The story has encouraged us to address other things in about our company we

Have loved and had romantic encounters with men throughout our life, and we choose now to live as a gay man.

How brave

How brave Electronic Arts

Now a lot of people got fired back around the whole controversy as well because there was this guy named BiggSean

Claiming to work for EA saying that he got 7 death threats and over

1,600 individual personal attacks. Now I don't know how you calculate that like you can keep up with all of them

And I don't mean to sound insensitive or anything, but if I made a big deal out of any time

I got a death threat on the internet. I wouldn't have time to make videos

It's not the death threats on the internet

Don't mean anything

But that's another topic. Now a lot of game magazines took it upon themselves to use this as an opportunity to point out how

Awful gamers are for criticizing the poor game devs. When it turns out, there's no confirmation that he actually works for EA

Most likely he doesn't work for EA, but at the same time who really fucking cares? At the end of the day,

It's Disney and EA.

Two

large companies.

They're gonna squeeze out as much money as they can. What you can do as a consumer is to not buy into it.

Don't be that brainless Star Wars fanboy(liek me) that has to buy all of them.

Just don't buy this one. Stop buying loot crates, refund your games, and stop crying.

Seriously. I found that there's a petition

so that the ESRB

would declare loot boxes as gambling which I hundred percent agree with it(me too), is a form of gambling

And it should be rated as such. It blows my mind that people are surprised that EA and

Disney we're somehow trying to squeeze money out of people, like that's never done before.

Buy indie games you have people working passionately

their own projects, support them instead.(support A.S.S)

eughhhhhh

We have so many options right now as a gamer. This year was incredible. We got so many great releases(liek A.S.S). Support them instead.

i-it's really not that complicated

Anyway, thank you for watching this video. Do you agree or disagree?

Leave a comment down below, leave a like if you enjoyed watching. One like you could unlock my new loot box system

Where in every video I'm announcing a loot box

Where you could win another video.

Eghueghueghueghue

While finishing up this video, EA Star Wars made another statement, three statements about this thing

I sure hope they get it right this time. This was never our intention.

Sorry, we didn't get this right. We hear you loud and clear, so we're turning off all in-game purchases.

That is fantastic they listened to the community

And they responded. Wait a minute. The ability to purchase crystals in-game will become available at later date.

So basically you're just trying to save the launch and you're gonna add micro-transactions anyway

Congratulations to everyone. Now I know people are gonna be pissed about this, but at the same time

They have a budget to recoup and they had a financial plan in this game. They're gonna have to do it regardless

They can't just give out, It's not a charity. I feel like thi.. everyone loses. Congrats.

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! - Duration: 4:37.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

What has it all been for?

My army, my subscribers

My legacy Edgar: You've got it all, Felix

Fame! 50 million subcribers

The number one YouTube channel

and the best dog of all time Pewds: That's seriously questionable

(lol)

,and that's 57 million thank you very much

Edgar: You spend your days trying to design the perfect pair of headphones?

You are taking this too far

Pewds: Then you should just....

...leave

JUST GO!

I don't want you here

Edgar: oh

oh ok ;_;

Pewds: Why haven't you left then you son of bitch

*swedish thunder*

Edgar: Goodbye

(papa pewds crys in fake rain and swedish thunder)

(metal headbang)

Old pewds: How's it going everyone

Myy name is PewdiePie!

I don't know I can do pretty much anything, if you have a suggestion then leave it down below

But, have a good weekend, and I'll see you pretty soon

Ha-ha *doorbell rings*

Edgar: I'm back Felix. Felix: Edgar!

Edgar: Look a wow. Felix: What are these.

Felix: Oh My God!

Edgar: Look a' Wow!! Get your Razer Kraken Bro V2

Custom Made Pewdiepie, trademark headphones

Edgar: Just for you!

Felix: You work with Razor, to make these headphones?

Felix: Wow thank you Edgar!

Edgar:Horay

Felix: I love you Edgar 2x

Edgar: We are going to be super rich.

Felix: We are going to be rich Edgar 2x

These are going to sell, like crazy

Felix: Finally i can finally buy you food, Edgar

Edgar: Huzaah!

Felix: I'm so proud!

(Grunting)

Today's very special

7 years ago before I started making videos

I needed to get a microphone

so I spent some of my last money

went out and bought the Razer Carcharias

and I used to make a ton of my videos

you've seen it and now 7 years later

I have my very own

Razor headphones

It feels unreal

I never thought something like this would happen

So frickin' cool

I love them

The design is amazing

I'm so proud of these

I'm so glad I can finally even wear them

Cause we had to keep it secret for a long time

Let's- oh that's awesome

Let's put them on x2

HELL YEAH!

That's dope

(laugh)

They really are something. They really stand out

I love their design

I'm so- I'm so proud of these

It's the new ones as well that doesn't cover your whole ear- they're more open

aw man they're so comfortable

Uh-

Thank you to everyone for supporting me throughout the years

I never thought something like this would happen obviously-

when I started making videos

just looking back this is so unreal

I've always been a huge fan of Razer and what they do and

their design and I'm glad to be part of that

and to make- design something myself as well

I got the Pewds on the side

got the brofist on the side

I love it

like easily my favorite headphones ever

so yeah if you wanna get these

check em' out in the description

I think that they're super cool so...

-AAAHH! Go buy em'!

I'm just glad I can finally wear them

Thank you guys. Squadfam out!

Sisterfister!

and Brofist.

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WE ARE ALL GOING TO D1E. - Duration: 11:54.

The concept of AI, it's something that I think we're all familiar with

Thanks to numerous amount of TV shows, movies and novels

For me, personally I find this to be sort of a tired

concept at this point. You've just seen it so many times in sci-fi.

And especially the idea that AI is going to take over.

We've seen in it "Terminator"

But I've also seen this in some of my favorite work of fiction like "A Space Odyssey"

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Some of my favorite novels like, "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream". Don't get me wrong.

I find it a very interesting concept, even though it's overused, but

when Stephen Hawking, in 2014 came out and said,

"But I think the development of full artificial intelligence could spell the end of the human race,"

My mind sort of went "Pfft, Stephen Hawkins, what do you know about anything? Okay?"

"Do you watch Rick and Morty? Because, I do,

and I think I have a little better grasp of the universe concept ideas, like AI.

Thank you very much, Stephen.

But, uh, stick to your science stuff, all right?"

The concept of AI taking over... It feels so far off, because it seems so... obscure.

The way, it's portrayed in Hollywood movies or in the work of fiction.

But in reality, it's actually...

I think, or from what I've learned, an actual threat.

The idea that Johnny Depp could come back and kill us all, is not as far away as we think.

*scenes from the movie "Transcendence"*

But how did we come to this conclusion?

I'm going to try to explain, okay?

But I truly don't know shit what I'm talking about, so please...

If we take it back a couple steps, a lot of couple steps, uh...

There's this game of tic-tac-toe, that I found.

That, no matter what input you make, the computer will never let you win.

It's kind of fucking annoying.

It's programmed with algorithms,

So that, no matter what move I make,

it knows exactly what move to counter it to make sure that I can't win, no matter what.

Not a big deal, not a big deal. Okay?

In 1958, A.H. Simon and Allen Newell, AI experts...

But, what if you take a more complex game than tic-tac-toe?

Say... chess for example?

There's a lot more possible outcomes in that game.

Foresaw, that within ten years,

a digital computer will beat the world's best chess champion.

Now, it didn't take ten years. Not until 1997.

You may have heard of this.

It was quite the big deal at the time.

Deep Blue became the first computer that was able to beat the reigning chess champion at the time, Kasparov.

"But it's clear that the computer will reliably do what he himself would do,

and he recognizes, that he has already lost.

On Deep Blue's 19th move, the champion resigns."

Now, it still doesn't seem like that big of a deal,

and basically the way Deep Blue worked was,

that it would scan

every single possible outcome it could make,

about 200,000 per second.

And it would make the best decision

based on what he could find through this method of scanning.

At this point, I'm still like Stephen Hawking ...

I've seen the videos of the machines falling over, okay?

I think we have nothing to worry about.

But here's where I think it gets interesting.

In March 15, 2016,

The champion of the Chinese board game "go",

was beaten by an AI.

"Against AlphaGo,

the artificial intelligence, designed by Google's DeepMind.

It was a resounding loss. They had won only one game.

'AlphaGo wins! We landed it on the moon. So proud of the team! Respect to the amazing Lee Sedol too.' "

Now, the reason why this is such a big deal is that

in chess, you only have so many options.

But in go,

there are so many different moves that you can make,

there are more possible moves that you can make than there are atoms in the universe

and there's just no way

that you're going to be able to compute that amount of options,

to figure out what's the best move to make.

So how did they make this?

It may not seem like that big of a deal, either?

But it's really cool. Okay? It's really cool.

It basically uses deep reinforcement learning.

Which is similar to how we learn as humans.

Through trial and error,

reward and punishment,

and raw inputs.

Say, if we see something ourselves,

the computer figure learns itself,

how to become good at the game.

Not too long ago,

there was a viral video of-

From SethBling, that uses method

to teach a computer to play Mario.

And it became really fucking good at it.

REALLY good at it.

Look at that.

Basically, it uses neural networks

to learn how to play the game.

Which is similar to how we think as human beings

And with enough computing power,

you could simulate a human brain, in this way.

But we're not there yet.

But it wasn't good from the beginning,

it had to learn how to get good.

GIT GUD.

In the beginning, it doesn't even know where it has to go

or what the option is

or what Mario is.

But eventually, it figures out it needs to move right,

but through different generations and learning

and from trial and error

and adapting from these mistakes,

It eventually, becomes better and better.

And the similar method was used for the AlphaGo.

Program where it would train against itself.

Slowly becoming better and better and better

and eventually a master at the game.

There's a super cool video,

about a robot that doesn't know

that it has limbs

But it teaches itself how to walk, despite of this.

So it's just doing random movements.

It sort of figures out it has four limbs.

But it doesn't know where those limbs on its body is attached.

And by trial and error,

it eventually figures out where its limbs are positioned.

And eventually,

it can very graciously move across.

That's cool.

Self learning AI is really fucking cool.

And there's a lot of advantages that you can do from this.

Using it in design, for example.

"This is a 3D printed cabin partition

that's been designed by a computer.

It's stronger than the original yet half the weight.

And it'll be flying in the Airbus A320, later this year.

So, computers can now generate, they can come up with their own solutions

to our well-defined problems."

So then, with Elon Musk as well as Stephen Hawking saying

AI could become a problem in the future,

that idea starts to sort of make more sense to me

knowing this is how it works.

"I think we should be very careful about artificial intelligence.

If I would guess at what our biggest existential threat is,

it's probably that."

Elon Musk as well as Bill Gates

chiming in as well, with the same idea.

But the basic point that Elon has made...

we have a general purpose learning the algorithm that evolution has endowed us with.

And it's running in an extremely slow computer.

Very limited memory size,

ability to send data to other computers we have to use this funny mouth thing here...

...whenever we build a new one it starts over, it doesn't know how to walk.

So believe me, as soon as this algorithm-

taking experience and turning it into knowledge-

Which is so amazing and which we have not done in software.

As soon as you do that, it's not clear you'll even know when you're just at the human level.

You'll be at the superhuman level almost as soon as that algorithm is implanted, in silicon.

Bill basically here, compares how our brains as a computer,

our method of evolving is very inefficient with-

comparing it to how AI would be evolving

and exponentially growing.

And knowing, keeping that in mind,

humans are inferior.

Without a doubt.

That being said,

not everyone is on board with this idea that AI is going to take over

or that it's a problem for the future.

"What are your thoughts on AI and how it could affect the world?

You know, I have pretty strong opinions on this.

I'm really optimistic. Well, I'm an optimistic person in general.

I think you can build things and the world gets better, but

with AI especially, I'm really optimistic.

And I think that people who are naysayers

and kind of try to drum up these doomsday scenarios are...

I just I don't understand it. I think it's really negative and

in some ways, I actually think it's pretty irresponsible."

Elon Musk responding on Twitter:

"I've talked to Mark about this. His understanding of the subject is limited."

I love Mark Zuckerberg, obviously.

I love the 'zucc' more than anyone.

It's kind of hard to take him seriously on the subject.

Especially, since he clearly is trying to make an AI himself.

"Good morning Mark. It's Saturday. So you only have five meetings.

Room temperature is set to a cool, 68 degrees."

I guess what Mark is saying is,

AI can do a lot for us as humans, it can benefit us greatly.

And I think what Elon points out is that,

there are dangers involved with the development on this

and we need to be careful.

How can we protect ourselves from ourselves?

"We are an intelligent adversary.

We can anticipate threats and plan around them.

But, so could an super intelligent agent.

How confident could it be that

the AI couldn't find a bug.

Like, given that merely human hackers find bugs all the time.

I'd say, probably not very confident.

Like, disconnect the Internet cable to create an air gap.

But again, like merely human hackers routinely transgress air gaps,

using social engineering.

Like right now, as I speak,

I'm sure there is some employee out there somewhere,

who is being talked into handing out her account details

by somebody claiming to be from the IT Department.

We should not be confident in our ability

to keep a super intelligent genie locked up in its bottle forever.

I'm actually fairly optimistic that this problem can be solved.

Like, we wouldn't have to try

to write down the long list of everything we care about.

Or worse yet,

spell it out in some computer language, like C++ or Python like that.

That would be a task beyond hopeless.

Instead, we would create an AI,

that uses these intelligence to learn what we value.

And his motivation system is constructed in such a way,

that it is motivated to pursue our values or,

to perform actions that it predicts that we would have approved of."

Computers smarter than human beings is inevitable,

if you keep in mind how short we have even had technology

and our presence in the universe.

Now, whether AI will be something good

or destroy us all in the future,

that's just for us to find out.

Meanwhile, you're going to have to excuse me

because I have some Rick and Morty episodes to catch up on.

I hope this video was educational.

And I hope, I didn't say any wrong things.

Because I sure am no expert!

Thank you for leaving a like on this video, if you enjoyed. I really appreciate it.

Make sure to 'zuccscribe'.

And as always, squad fam out.

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$1,977 Japanese Grapes - Duration: 5:52.

(upbeat music)

- Welcome to a new episode of Worth It One Stop.

It's a new show where we try foods that are

uniquely worth it in their own worth it ways.

This is Rie.

- Hi.

- Today we're gonna be trying out some expensive grapes.

How expensive?

We were gonna buy $1,000 grapes but we found out

somebody actually bought them in the last 24 hours.

So we can't get 'em anymore.

That's crazy.

- Yeah.

- So it's worth it to somebody.

What would you say are the main differences between

American grapes and Japanese grapes?

- We don't eat the skin.

- What?

- We peel the skin and eat the fruit inside.

- Interesting. - Oh.

You know what else is in peak season right now?

- What's that?

- Cicadas. Oh my gosh.

Walking through a garden and they're just like.

(whining noise)

- Yeah, it's their garden.

- Okay. Nature's beautiful.

I'm not gonna be a hater going in.

- You don't have grape expectations?

- Ooh, nice.

- That's actually good one.

(laughter)

- Thank you, Rie.

(upbeat music)

- I think - Whoa, is that an apple?

- Yeah.

- Oh. Look at the spots.

- This is my favorite thing.

This melon.

The way that the stem is perfectly straight like that.

- Rie, do you have like a favorite fruit?

- Peach in Japan.

It's like bigger, juicier.

- [Steven] Those look like butts.

- And now here are the grapes.

They're just like really big.

Don't touch.

- Wait I can't touch this?

- No. No touching.

(speaking in foreign language)

- Can you tell us a little bit about

the culture of fruits in Japan?

(speaking in foreign language)

Why are these grapes so expensive?

This is not normal, right?

What makes it so expensive?

(speaking in foreign language)

- Boom.

- That is a present.

It looks like an award, too.

It actually makes a lot of sense.

Getting a gift of fruit for somebody.

If I'm gonna buy, you know, my girlfriend

a gift, and I get her flowers,

they're beautiful but she can't eat them.

- So you're never going to buy

your girlfriend flowers again?

Only fruit?

- If, you know, yeah.

No. That's not true.

Sorry, no.

1,000 grams.

- This is a very nice box.

Can I keep this box?

Oh, yeah.

The key component of giving a good

gift is the package it comes in.

Yeah. - Sure. It's like a joke.

You can't just deliver the punchline.

- Right.

- You gotta give it setup.

- You can't just throw a grape at someone.

You gotta bring it in a nice box.

- Throw the box at 'em.

- It's a nice wood smell to the box.

- Good feel.

May the unboxing commence.

- You have a little.

- It's like buying an iPhone with the manual.

- It's like a certificate.

- And here's how you turn it on.

- How do you say grape?

(speaking in foreign language)

Oh my god they're so heavy.

I like this bag.

It's a breathable bag on the bottom.

They're very firm too.

- It's like holding a baby. - [Woman] Can I hold it too?

- Oh, yes. - [Woman] Is it heavy?

- It's not the size of a baby.

- [Steven] Small baby.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh my god.

Look at how perfectly lined up those grapes are.

- These are the grapes in video games

that you jump up and eat and they give you a new life.

Let's eat.

- [Andrew] Whoa.

- [Woman] Nature is beauty.

- Hold on, I gotta get a picture of this.

Just me and my grapes.

- Can you peel this?

- Sure.

(oohing)

- [Steven] Look at it.

Just take off. Yeah.

- One, two, three, four.

32, 33, 34. 35 grapes.

- So each grape is $57.

(laughter)

- The inside is so special looking.

Oh it's dripping with juice. Adam.

- Segoi.

- Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers. 3, 2, 1.

(upbeat music)

- Holy crap.

Like without a doubt, okay.

It is the best grape I've ever had.

- Can I have another $57 grape?

It's crazy. It kind of tastes like plum flavor.

- That was crazy.

- This one looks especially plump.

Oh yeah.

- 57 more dollars.

It's a little disorienting.

- Inside. - Putting a grape

this big in your mouth.

- Yeah.

- I've never had grapes with two bites.

- Right.

- But it's like three or four bites.

- The firmness is so pleasing, too.

Just like the structural integrity of the whole bunch.

It's like I'm lucid dreaming eating fruit.

- This was really cool.

It is very expensive.

If I gave this to my girlfriend,

she would probably cry from joy.

(laughter)

$50 plight right there.

- That was the juiciest one.

The ones at the bottom were the juiciest.

- [Steven] How is it?

(slow instrumental music)

- [Narrator] Oh yes.

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Trixie And Katya Give People Haircuts - Duration: 4:59.

- Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel.

- And I'm Katya.

- And today we're gonna be cutting these people's throats.

- Oh! Hair, hair! - Oh, hair.

- Hair, hair.

- You know what? I'm not into it.

Never mind. (laughter)

No, today we're gonna be cutting

these people some slack, ladies.

I have an advantage here because

I went to a beauty school, and--

- Mama, I went to art school! Shut your mouth.

- But listen to get into this shit, bitch!

(laughter)

Three-quarters through beauty school

I had to drop out to go do Drag Race

so now for the rest of my life

I gotta hear that fuckin' song from Grease.

- What Grease song?

Why do you like musicals so much?

- Grease Lightning, what do you think?

Beauty School Dropout!

You know, you could play Harry Potter in a porn.

(they laugh)

- Oh, you totally could. - Believe me, bitch.

Oh my God, style trend alert!

Wire-rimmed glasses, bitch.

- Yeah, yeah. Oh my God! - Yeah.

- You have actually stunning hair.

- That's very sweet, thank you.

- How do you spell your name?

- Uh, K-Y-L-E.

- I love...you know, I've had not one,

not two: fifteen boyfriends named Kyle.

- So I'm gonna give myself a bang trim.

Which is a very bad idea. (Trixie laughs)

This is a very bad idea.

- You look like a baby but you have gray hair.

Are you a Benjamin Button?

- Um...not that I know of yet, but--

- Don't lie! Are you a fuckin' Benjamin Button?

- How old are you for real?

- 24.

- Grays at 24, bitch? You are a stud!

- Oh, I know what we can do! Hold on.

So we're gonna take three locks

of our hair and sell 'em online.

- In beauty school they taught us

you don't work in the beauty industry,

you work in the self-esteem industry.

So how do you feel right now?

- I feel very good, thank you.

- See?

- I'm gonna take it from the bottom.

Are you okay with that?

- Yes.

- How do you take it, from the bottom? Honey.

- Ohhhh!

- Sounds like me at Long Beach Pride, honey.

(Katya laughs)

Honey...

Do you know what I did when I got on Drag Race?

The next day I went into beauty school,

packed up everything and left, didn't tell anyone.

And hair-cutting is stressful!

- It's extremely difficult.

She is an idiot, and you're getting

your hair cut by an idiot. (Trixie mumbles)

My makeup is lazy?

- No, you make it look, like, so easy.

- Oh.

(they laugh)

- I just like shaving heads.

Do you know when I cut my own hair

I kneel on the floor in a hotel--

- "I just love shaving heads."

- Trump's America. (sprays, gasps)

- I dare you. - I have to take

a piece off. - I dare you.

- Because you did this to me. - I dare you.

- Can I take your eyebrows off?

- Girl, my dad's a karate master.

I would waste you.

- I guess you wasted your life,

you can waste mine too.

(Katya laughs)

Do you have a boyfriend?

- Me, no.

(sustained spraying noise)

- You know that my adherence and

my commitment to beauty is so severe

that I don't have the heart to

fuck up your beautiful hair, do you know that?

- Thank you.

- You need to wake up tomorrow

and get on your gross, dirty knees

and say to God or whomever,

"Thank you, Yahweh, or...

"whatever, for this gorgeous head of hair,"

which is not thinning anytime soon,

and I mean, that hairline's gonna stay put.

- Thank you.

- Who do you think is prettier? Me or Katya.

- Uh, gentle reminder that there is

only one correct answer to this question.

- Gentle reminder there's a fuckin'

mechanical razor next to your neck. (they laugh)

- Can we take this off of you?

I feel like you were a victim of a crime.

(they laugh)

(objects clatter to the floor)

Oh my God, oh my, it's starting again!

- Things happen in the salon.

Now Kyle, when you go to a salon

what kind of service, do you like

something really, like, in and out

or do you want something really luxurious

where they rub your hands and shit?

- Um, you know, usually it's the in and out option.

- In and out option.

(Kyle laughs)

You really know me.

- So I want, like, something super silky and straight

but also really bouncy, curly and voluminous.

- You know, when I was little, Kyle, I had a mullet

and I asked my mom why she didn't cut it

and she said she didn't have the heart to.

So she just let part of it grow

because she wanted some hair to

be, like, virgin from when I was a baby.

So, bitch, I had like-- - What?! Are you serious?!

- Oh, bitch, I had like-- - Preservation of the past?

- A lower back rat-tail running through

the woods of Wisconsin like a fuckin' raccoon.

Melissa Joan Hart followed me on Twitter.

Why do you think so, Kyle?

- Um...

- Yeah, I'm serious, I have no idea why.

Well, I saw her on the Hollywood Medium

and she's very Christian, so I thought,

"Why does she care about me?"

- Oh.

- I though, Hollywood Medium?

Honey, in Hollywood I'm a 4X, honey.

I'm fully quitting drag and finding

the nearest Great Clips and just getting my life.

(Kyle laughs)

- So with Eunice what I did here was

we played it safe but we also did it dirty.

We had a moment, we shared some common goals,

we learned a few things about each other,

and we just created a priceless piece of art

that we will now sell on the internet,

for probably, like, 300 bucks.

Oh, yeah, where is it?

- It's right on your head.

- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, it's very nice! - Do you hate it?

- No, I love it!

- Are you lying to me?

- No, I love it. I love it.

Thank you so much.

- Are you lying to me? - No, I'm not lying.

- He is not lying! Aah!

- The Trixie and Katya show debuts

on November 15th on Viceland.

- If you like the homeless, haircuts,

and trips to Hoboken, join us on November 15th on Viceland.

- Yes, God. Honk honk!

Alright, that's it, thank you, goodbye! Yay!

(peppy music)

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My Mom Worked At BuzzFeed For A Day - Duration: 5:42.

I recently started a little support group,

the JMA group, the Jewish Mothers Anonymous group.

(audience laughter)

Last week we were talking about weaning our sons

off of breast feeding by the age of nineteen.

(audience laughter)

(light music)

Alright guys, so I recently got a job at BuzzFeed

and my mom, she made faces,

she doesn't think it's that hard of a job

she's not impressed.

It's an arts and crafts job

that you get paid for.

You have to make a video today.

Yes, I'm up for the challenge.

You think you'll do well? Yes, I know I will do well.

And then you're going to perform stand-up.

Okay, how many minutes?

Five minutes.

Five minutes?

Okay, I can talk for five minutes.

I'm funny, people laugh at my jokes.

I kill me.

Tell me one funny joke right now.

So the guy goes to the pharmacist,

he puts his penis on the table,

puts a dollar next to his penis.

Nope.

Nope nope.

My mom does this terrible Seinfeld impersonation

that just, she finds hilarious.

What's the deal with taxi cabs?

(laughing)

I'm going to have the best time

at BuzzFeed, I think it will be just fun

and exciting and interesting

and the time is just gonna fly by

and I'm gonna produce a 25 million views video.

So this is the BuzzFeed reception.

Espresso mild, espresso bold, espresso bland,

americano, double espresso.

I had to make several coffees

because this was a very complicated process.

Okay, this one is better.

I don't know what to do with this one.

I'm gonna trash it, carefully.

I have to go find my safe space

and be productive.

This is productive workspace.

It's like a (beep) dreidel.

Oh my god how do I get off this chair?

Alright, I think I'm ready.

I'm ready for this.

I can do this, I can't hear anything.

I'm deaf. Whoa.

It's dying.

Oh here it is.

Oh shit, it's under the table.

This is not intended for my age group.

I need a rest. I need a nap.

I need lunch.

So I did a little research on kind of

what you guys do well,

what are the good statistics.

And it seems that videos that have animals in them go viral.

That's true. Right.

So I was thinking, how cool would it be

if we did a video where people

act like certain animals for a day?

And you know, like I'd go like this,

and like do that kind of stuff.

Or like I could be a dog and go like

pet me pet me pet me. Uh huh.

Oh yeah.

So we could do rooster people,

we could do a cow person, like.

(sped-up speech)

What has been the best idea recently at Buzzfeed?

Farts in a jar off eBay.

And had people smell them, so.

Maybe that, is that getting juices going in your--

I could do it without the jar.

Can we do farts without the jar?

Just smell farts?

(laughing)

People smell farts?

Maybe we can do a video where

you try to recognize your relatives

by the smell of the fart.

This is very challenging.

I need to actually find people to film

in this ridiculous video that I'm doing.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for a cast, for guys who can recognize

the farts, or girls, of their significant others.

Oh.

Would you be willing to be my cast?

He's married. He's married?

So he should definitely be able to help you out.

No?

You know I hate to admit it,

this was not as easy as I thought.

I got my idea approved, so that was good,

I got to that point, but then the equipment

completely threw me off.

So I'm gonna focus on my stand-up routine.

So that I can at least succeed in one part of this task.

Here's the thing at comedy mic.

We really just want to be

the most supportive mic in New York City.

(beep), it's a full house.

I was not envisioning a real place,

I thought that this was going to be staged

and scripted, and it's (beep) not.

And there's like real people in there.

Our next comic is making her comedy debut.

(audience applause)

Give it up for Irine Tabach everybody.

Hi guys.

Yeah, I have to figure this out.

How do you use this?

My son came out to me.

This is still a little sensitive, you know,

I'm from the old country,

a different generation,

totally different upbringing.

He sat me down and told me that he's

not going to medical school.

(audience laughter)

So my son took me to take your parent to work day.

I kid you not, they have that at BuzzFeed.

It was like a really cool daycare for older kids.

(audience laughter)

Yeah, they do arts and crafts projects all day

and they get paid for it.

(audience laughter)

Everything free, free coffee, free candy,

free massages, free alcohol,

play room, game rooms.

You know, I grew up in the former Soviet Union

but I found communism at BuzzFeed.

(audience laughter)

Okay, that was pretty impressive mom.

I was very surprised with myself.

Actually, people laughed.

Have you learned anything from today?

I've learned that my son actually

has a very challenging job

producing these viral videos.

These guys are very talented.

- [Eric] My mom's got a new special coming out

on Netflix, it's called--

- [Irine] I kill me.

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I'm getting cyber bullied... - Duration: 10:16.

Hello the world!

...

Wow, VR Chat... Is really cool

Music plays...

Top of the morning to you laddies!

How's it going there?

Where is the whiskey? Perhaps over here...

Player: There is no whiskey

Well, you don't sound-- wo wo wo wo wo

Thank you kind anime, princess I'll be on my way now

[Laughs]

Player: Hello

Player: Welcome To The World Of Advetars

Was just leaving actually

But no no thank you, I'm crouched over, and I'm clenching real hard right now. I had really bad Mexican

That's okay, that's okay because I will just clean it myself. I really appreciate the other cab

Um no you can't do that either

Okay, well, that's illegal all right, so just back up. It's done illegal. It's it's to me all right

Okay, you're freaking me out

Nothing will go up my BOB

You're way too big at least let me change my avatar for this

At least I might make your cake look bigger if I go up your bum okay, that's just disturbing. Okay. All right. What if I?

All right, how about this huh how about this Oh God?

How are you going?

Hello can I get a hug hello? Oh, thank you

That was great hello everybody it's your boy wreck-it Ralph

Drink it Ralph huh, thanks goddamn right. I'm little round things I

Reckon to again I wreck your mamma's asshole how about

The headshot doing his side daddy stay away from me alright alright. I'm Ricky brown

That's fine. I don't wreck someone will wreck someone else's business cake you're scaring Peter. Just stick your skin

I am scared rivets at least get I don't know that's work, but I made it up. That's so scared I am

That is my drink

Good old record breaking things

Yes, that is a microaggression

You want to go

Prepare guys is way harder

He is so hot you're like

Spaghetti if I sweep, why would you do that to a lady?

Why don't you do that to the lady a lady and so sorry milady okay?

Treat treat me treat me with some respect

Okay, you you male privileged guy white?

Wreck-it Ralph don't you know my struggle? Did you not watch my movie?

I'm sorry someone had to say it. Oh wow doesn't this make you just feel like dancing

Hell yeah

That's right I get it now. I just kind of showed them my feet beer

It's cold you're breaking my immersion i'm so triggered

My god, it's Jar, Jar Binks everybody

What an honor to meet you it's Amis. Oh my god. It's the real one

the Italian one oh you sound like

Jacksepticeye that's right. I am jacksepticeye. How you found me you win a hug

Come here mr.. Jack brofist

That's not what jacksepticeye does all right of course

How you doing they're not fat look I can see in the mirror I can tell I'm not fat

I'm not fat. Okay. I'm not

Your beasts

Feels great excuse me I'm shaking it

Hey come on get up this magic

Please do love you get up I

Don't need it okay. Oh

My god

Yep look at all the anime girls are you doing?

Hey you doing that's very nice

Hello whole anime girls you wanna come with me oh

Thank you you and it you wanna go with Saliva's

Alright, you want to go with me. Hello. Hello wanna be my girlfriend so

Does anyone want to be my girlfriend?

Please

Please be my girlfriend

I'll do anything please and sorry assuming myself I

Will be your gum. I'll do anything

No one loves me

Please be my girlfriend someone oh

Hell yeah, oh hell yeah, that's what stuck in the back

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IF YOU LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - 6th and final lol pls - Duration: 10:15.

(Hello there :D)

Smile!

Sweet!!

Sister!

Sadistic!

Suprise

Service

You laugh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Beat drop music thing* My na-

*Boom*

The rule is simple

You laugh you lose

Lets begin the game

How could I ever aquire enough detail to make them think that it's reality?

Have you ever had a dream that you, um,

You had, your, you- you could

You'll do you- you wants you, you could do so

You-you'll do, you could- you wants

You want them to do you so much you could do anything?

*Snickers*

God dammit

I've seen this meme so many times

Just the smile in the end got me *laughs*

You want them to do you so much you could do *effects* anything?

OH!

HELL YEAH!

*Laughs

Fuck yeah

You know someone stole this

Oh it's Fox!

Oh okay, then we can steal it

Is that dark souls?

Why do people-

What mod is this?

*snickers*

I need that mod, please

Someone send it to me

Anime ones are usually good

What?

Oh!

Yeah?

Uh-huh

*nods*

Thats true, thats true!

*laughs*

Whenever someone asks you if your an ass or a boob man

Just show them that video

NHK world?

This is- this is BBC for Japan

Oh, she came to visit!

*reads subtitles*

Ohh!

*burps*

Oh?

Ohow wow

He's weely gudd (yes he is)

*giggles* Oh my

*cringing*

Ugh, I cant

Wanna be supportive and its sooo I can't

Wakuteka, Morning Musume

Morning Musume

Wakuteka, Take A Chance

*Introduces selves*

*pewds introduces self*

ESHHH

OH!

OOOHHH

(tHOsE sKillZ tHo)

*clap*

Sorry

*consipated mario noise*

Almost desiigner!

*cries/laughs/dies/beatboxes/parrot or monkey noises*

We the beauty (?) baby!

Uh-huh

Okay

Alright

Of course

Of course!

I see what is happening here!

(really cause I dont)

An evil, demonic spirit has taken control of Desiigner!

And it's trying to come out!

But it just cant seem to make it

*constipated mario noises again*

Almost-

*Mimicks constipated mario noise*

He's actually saying "Save me!"

"My soul is trapped!"

"Please, for the love of God," SUB FURANYLFENTANYL!!!!

"And anything holy" check in the discription and sub FURANYLFENTANYl

"Swistchen Channel Pewds, do something!"

*parrot noise*

*mimicks noise*

Takes a lot to be a rapper these days

More weeb shit?!

Seriously?!

Oh yeah, I played that game.

*Intense gaming*

Okay?

What is going to happen?

(Wait for it)

(Its coming)

(Anndd)

*Intense head banging and pewds giggling*

(Did you really think that was it?)

(Haha you got playyeed boyyy)

(Wait for it)

(It's coming)

(Brace yourself)

He's pretty good!

*Kicks chair and gets fully into it*

Oh!

*rando joins in*

(omg issa flash mob)

*Giggle*

*dies*

*Laughs*

Fine, you know what?

I lost, okay?

Fine, I dont care (sure)

Whatever

They visibly delight in one anothers company

(rip)

*screaming*

*continued screaming*

*Giggles*

Again, please.

*aandd once again*

Ahh man thats beautiful

Awh

Poor crocodile

They're mean, man!

(Im just gonna take this time to say)

(This is really his 6th time uploading this)

(And my 2nd time watching)

(And he had to cut this part out in the beginning)

(To get it to upload)

(called Look down Nathan)

(Watch at your own risk its ew)

Okeh

I think I get it

*Laughs*

So STUPID!

Oh wow! *laughs*

This is fucked up

Jesus Christ

*Laughing*

Oh my god!

Guy 1: What you doing, John?

Paint guy: Waddya fucking gaggin at, cunts?!

Paint guy: Fuck you x2

Jesus Christ, man, Jesus Christ

HE NEEDS SWISTCHEN

*Snickers*

YES

*laughs*

That was perfect!

Well done!

Now we need to watch the full anime

Come on, where is it?

Brother: You cheating on-

Little boy: IM NOT

Brother: -your Roblox girlfriend? And your girlfriend in real life?

Little boy: Im nooott

Brother: Yeah you are

Little boy: Noo im-

Brother: Well, the evidence is right here

Little boy: NOOO

Brother: See, OH LOOK, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE

Who's this female?

This chick just came up to you

She got Roblox PUSSY my guy

You got so much

You talking to some other girl about-about SEXX

Wait no thats not the right one

Okay, hold on, I'll find it

Pewds: What an asshole brother

But also, God bless you

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAA

Okay that one was good

Okay *laughs*

*laughs* Oh my gawd

WELL it would seem I have lost on several occasions

But how about you?

Did you laugh? Or did you lose??

Leave a comment down in the description (what)

Leave a thumbs up

And subscribe

And as always remember

To smile

This has been your host

Squad fam out

Thank you :)

(Brofist/sisterfister)

For more infomation >> IF YOU LAUGH WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO YOU WILL LOSE MY CHALLENGE - 6th and final lol pls - Duration: 10:15.

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Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

Typhoid, pretty sure that's when you get

like a knuckle in your knee.

(up-beat music)

(marker squeaks)

I have not taken the SAT before.

I took the ACT.

I've done prep for both the SAT and the ACT.

I have never taken the SAT, but in high school

my junior year I did take the ACT.

I took the SAT once, got a eleven hundred on it.

- [Interviewer] Do you know when the first SAT was given?

1945?

(buzz)

I don't know.

1812 (buzz)

1324 (buzz)

400 B.C. (buzz)

- [Interviewer] It was 1926.

There's going to be questions about like shoveling

and like raising cattle or something.

A dealer bought a lot of three horses

and some mules for $600, he sold the lot for 820.

If he gained $40 on each horse, and $50 for each mule,

how many mules were there?

I feel like this would be the type of question

that people would make fun of.

They'd just post memes about it.

I could maybe see this in a third grade math problem.

To be quite honest, I don't know like what a reasonable

price for three horses and some mules are.

Two mules is my final answer.

(bell dings)

Two of those were mules.

(bell dings)

I thought this was tricky.

Premise, there are 12 months in a year,

but Washington and Lincoln were born

in the same month, February.

Conclusion, the two greatest Americans of the next

200 years will be born in February.

Sure, Washington and Lincoln, you know people knew

their birthdays, but today,

I didn't even know they were born in February.

There's a lot of great people in history.

I know like Martin Luther King Junior, Obama,

Gandhi, oh but he's not American.

Probably false. (bell dings)

Cause when I think of February today,

I think of Martin Luther King.

The statement that the moon is made of green cheese is

absurd, misleading, improbable, unfair, or wicked.

Does green cheese even exist?

You can chose like blue cheese, that's a real cheese.

First of all, why would this be on the SAT?

What knowledge is this gonna, like, enhance.

Improbable. (bell dings)

It's a weird word choice,

maybe it was used a lot back in the day.

Like, oh Hans, that's a wicked cow you got on the field.

(buzz)

Improbable and absurd, I feel like they go hand in hand.

But because you're in high school,

I hope that you know the moon is not made of green cheese.

If a package containing 20 cigarettes costs 15 cents,

how many cigarettes can be bought for 90 cents?

This has to be back in 1920 something,

cause cigarettes are definitely costing way more 15 cents.

This question would definitely not make it

onto the real SATs.

So 120 cigarettes is my answer.

(bell dings)

You would have to buy four cigarettes

with 16 cigarettes left.

(buzz)

- [Interviewer] That is incorrect.

Really? Oh, okay.

If a man's salary is $20 a week and he spends $14 a week,

how long will it take him to save $300?

I mean I guess it depends how old he is.

Because if I was making $20,

no wait no, I don't want to be making $20 a week.

What can you buy for $6?

A pack of gum?

That's not even a man, it has to be a kid.

Probably doing chores.

My final answer is 42 weeks and a couple days.

(buzz)

Fifty weeks.

(bell dings)

Don't SAT questions have multiple choice anyway?

I would have got 50 right.

Two of the below four words are opposites

or nearly opposites, pick those two.

Opposites.

Ecc-less-ee-uh-tal

Intricate, obvious, and tepid.

Cool.

It's all about, you know, taking out the words

you don't know, that's what they wanted you to do.

Uh-clec-li-as-cal, I think that is a form of grain

they used to farm in the fields back in 1926.

(buzz)

Intricate and obvious.

(bell dings)

I'm gonna do ecclesiastical and obvious.

(buzz)

And no I didn't just get that answer cause I don't know

what ecclesiastical means or tepid means.

(up-beat music)

Yeah I wonder if they did have classes back in the day,

they're like okay, here's your next cigarette problem.

SAT and all of the people who come together

to make it, realize that time is changing really fast.

Honestly, thank goodness I did not have to take this test.

I promise I did better on the real test.

If they would have worded them differently,

I probably would have got the better answers.

What was my score equivalent to?

Like what college would I have gotten

into with that percentage?

(up-beat music)

(mechanical whooshes and creaks)

For more infomation >> Teens Answer Questions From The 1926 SAT - Duration: 4:21.

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I Removed My Breasts To Prevent Cancer At 28 - Duration: 6:22.

My name's Caitlin Brodnick and I'm here

and healthy which is like a really big deal.

I tested positive for the BRCA1 genetic mutation

which means that I have a very high risk

of developing breast cancer in my lifetime.

I got tested at 25 because he's the

only surviving person in his family.

They've all died of cancers, both parents and both sisters.

I was about to lose my insurance so I was like,

okay fine I'll go get tested and I went in to see

if I had a gluten allergy and they were like no.

You should really get tested to see if you have

like this breast cancer gene as they call it

and so I was, I tested positive for BRCA1.

When you are high risk, when you're BRCA,

your medical folder gets red tagged

and you kind of go to the head of the class.

So that meant that not only did I have a mammogram

when I was younger than the average woman,

but I had this MRI where they put a contrast dye

in you and then once the dye's in your body

you do an MRI and then they can check

and see if anything's off.

Then you have to wait for like other information

and that whole process of like sitting

in a hospital, waiting for an MRI,

having all of it just really freaked me out

and I just didn't want to be in that center.

I didn't want to be next to cancer patients

cause I felt horrible.

I felt guilty that I was taking time away from them.

So I just ran away from it completely.

The whole thing I was like, okay

I'm not getting surveillance, I hate my breasts

and they're really affecting my body and

my self esteem and I'm pretty miserable

and at the time doctors were just suggesting

that women if they choose to have

a mastectomy preventatively, it's after

they're finished breast feeding,

once they're into menopause.

So I told my family and they were all really shocked

but as I explained it and explained

how I didn't feel authentic in my body,

I felt like I was hiding, I was not going to the doctor,

it made a lot more sense to everyone.

To have the surgery, basically what they do

is they remove all of the breast tissue

because all of those cells have a high risk

of becoming cancerous and for that they remove

all of the breast tissue but

they don't go into the chest wall.

Your pec muscle stays intact.

You can choose to rebuild or not to rebuild

and I did not know what to choose so for me

I wanted to go really gradually because

I could not choose, like I had no concept.

I know I wanted small breasts, smaller breasts

but like I was sick of looking like a Russian nesting doll.

I wanted to look like a Russian ballerina.

Like I just wanted to feel light and easy and

fun but I also had no idea what I was doing

and I actually had to convince a couple doctors

that this was the right decision for me,

that it was giving me a lot of anxiety with my now husband.

Doctors told me that I had a less than 1% chance

after I had my surgery and I think it can change

based on women keep their nipples or

not keep their nipples, but they told me

less than 1% which is great but I still

have a risk of ovarian cancer and

with this mutation I have an elevated risk

of pancreatic cancer and melanoma.

That was something that was a little difficult

to handle in the beginning because

when you think of having a preventative

double mastectomy you hear that and

it feels like it's a one time deal.

Just like you'd have knee surgery or

you'd have a replacement, the thing with

this type of surgery is because they are

removing body parts and adding new implants

and your body's changing, it takes

a lot longer than you'd realize.

So going through the second surgery was

really confusing to me in a way because

I had no idea what it would be like

but I still had this really recent memory

of how it felt right as soon as I woke up

from surgery or how it hurt to move my arm at first

and so my doctor said it was really common

that you would have these fears that were sort of

these fresh feeling fears but at the same time

you don't actually know how you'll feel.

So it's this like bizarre, premature nervousness

and so that surgery happened and it was

a lot easier than my first surgery because

in the mastectomy surgery, when they remove everything,

your full chest just feels like it's been

ripped apart but just like

it sounds disgusting, but you're fine.

It's bandaged, you're on meds, it's okay.

But your chest, your body really

feels like it was assaulted.

Like it really has to heal and in

the second surgery its a little less so.

You know, there's less movement of the muscles.

There's less things that have to rebuild,

also when you have surgery like this when

they remove the tissue they also severe

a bunch of nerves so you really don't

have any feeling in your breasts.

So that was kind of a crazy thing to no longer

have any feeling and doctors told me that like

I couldn't wear, put like a hot compress

for too long or they said you can't cook over

an open flame because you might not feel it.

Also you can't wear underwire bras because

the bra might poke you and you might not feel it.

Now years later I can feel pretty well

and my nerves have grown back but

in the beginning they were very, very cautious.

If a friend asks me, should I get tested?

Do I need to get tested?

I always say, you can talk to your doctor.

They'll advise you.

You know it's up to you to get tested,

but that's a lot of information and

even though you might not have cancer

that diagnosis feels, sometimes

you feel like you have cancer.

It's around the corner and its really hard to shake that

and so once you know, I think it's helpful to know

and you can empower yourself but also

it's good to know, like, is this information

going to just destroy me right now because it did for me.

It was just too much and it's such a crazy feeling

to have the second surgery and now to

love my body more which sounds insane,

like it sounds crazy and if somebody said that

to me I don't know if I'd believe them

and I don't know if they were just on some pink cloud

and just decided they were lying to themselves

but I really feel so much better in my body

and so much calmer and I never think of

breast cancer and I'm just really happy

that my kids aren't going to have to see

their mom go through breast cancer.

(instrumental music)

For more infomation >> I Removed My Breasts To Prevent Cancer At 28 - Duration: 6:22.

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We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.

Everything's so tiny.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

Today we're going to be taking

a surgeon try out test from Japan.

So I was actually was premed when I was in college.

I did not continue being premed

because I wanted to make art.

I was premed up until my junior year of college.

While I really enjoyed learning about biology and science,

and I still really love science.

It just ultimately didn't seem like the best choice for me.

(mysterious fast-paced music)

It's like a Jason Bourne movie.

Oh my gosh, that's a tiny ass bird.

This is stressful though, I'm getting like sweaty

just watching this.

I feel like it seems like defusing a bomb.

That is insane.

They're doing it with one grain of rice?

It's sushi for ants.

Wait this is insane.

I don't know if I want to do this.

I don't know if I can do this.

(dramatic music)

Okay, this won't be so bad.

Wait, no, everything is already going horribly wrong.

This is comical, I don't know why I'm doing this.

I will say though,

that if I get more than two of these done,

I expect to automatically be given a surgeon certification.

I just want to get my face really close to it

and I feel like it'll make it easier but it's not going to.

I'm so sorry in advance to my family,

my scholarship donors.

I failed you all.

Man, these creases are just so helpful.

You don't even realize why you're making them.

Beautiful. Okay, so it is more like a paper swan.

Look at this.

It's like the size,

what is this the size of?

It's like the size of my ear hole.

I'm reevaluating so many life choices.

I will not be making three of these

but I maybe I can make two.

Oh my god, I just realized that I need to fold this again.

Are you serious?

I'm not sure if this really helps

because what if you're a surgeon who just happens

to be really great at origami but you suck at surgery.

Just do it.

Just fold the way that I want you to fold.

Is that what being a parent feels like?

You're just whispering in your kid's ear like,

be a doctor.

I don't know if I buy this as a test.

Manual dexterity measure, sure.

Overall, surgery skill measure, mm.

Oh my gosh, let's go.

Wait no dang it, I'm missing a fold.

(dramatic music)

Look at those sitting next to each other.

I'm still okay with it

and I'm actually very happy with it.

I think I did great.

What do you think?

Am I getting that surgical residency or what?

(dramatic music)

I'm very confident in this.

I think what I'm going to do

is I'm going to make an assembly line.

I'm going for the easiest cut, if that makes sense.

Like I'm going for the section

where I can already see it shaped

or taking on the form of the larger model.

- [Sydnee] Would it be funny if I accidentally

severed my finger with this miniature knife?

So what's frustrating me a little bit

is that the texture of some of these pieces of flesh

is more difficult to work with than others

but again, much like the human body.

- [Syndee] I'm sure when they actually do it though

they probably have a specific way they have to cut the fish

instead of just slicing a sad piece.

Best believe I will be eating everything

on this cutting board by the time we are done here today.

- [Sydnee] Okay, we're going to cheat this a little bit

and make it look nice from the top.

(laughing)

Moment of truth, this will not be easy, my friends

but this is what I went to fake sushi surgery school for.

I got a little bit cocky, you guys.

I just decided that I was going to make it perfect.

(dramatic music)

Isn't a surgeon just making sure that your patient is alive?

It doesn't have to be pretty.

I just want to take it home

and feed them to tiny imaginary mouse friend.

I think I kinda crushed it.

I feel like I'm 2/3 of a surgeon now.

Definitely a lot better than screwing around with

Lewis structures and the Krebs cycle and stuff.

If I had to deal with the stress of I could kill someone

literally every time I step into work,

that just doesn't sound very fun to me.

It makes me feel like for sure

I could not be a surgeon though.

Thank you to all the surgeons and all the doctors

who go through an incredible amount of commitment

to their education just to help other people.

Thank you, that's awesome.

I think I won.

I'm proud of what I did here today.

This was so hard.

(upbeat music)

For more infomation >> We Attempted A Surgeon Tryout Test - Duration: 4:54.

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North Korean Defector Escapes After Getting Shot 5 Times - Duration: 7:03.

>>NEW VIDEO SHOWS A NORTH KOREAN DEFECTOR WHO MANAGED TO ESCAPE,

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SHOT FIVE TIMES IN THE PROCESS OF DOING

SO.

THIS WAS A 24-YEAR-OLD MEMBER OF THE NORTH KOREAN

MILITARY, AND HE DID DEFECT, HE DID MANAGE TO CROSS OVER TO

SOUTH KOREA, AND HE IS RECEIVING MEDICAL ATTENTION AT THE MOMENT.

HE IS EXPECTED TO SURVIVE.

BUT THE STORY IS INSANE, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU TAKE A

LOOK AT THE VIDEO, TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT THAT.

>>YOU SEE THE NORTH KOREAN MILITARY JEEP SPEEDING PAST

CHECKPOINTS, HEADING TOWARDS THE BORDER WITH SOUTH KOREA.

INSIDE,

THE SOLDIER BENT ON DEFECTING.

AS HE GETS CLOSER TO THE

DEMILITARIZED ZONE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS REACTING FROM THERE

POST, SCRAMBLING TOWARDS THE VEHICLE.

ONCE THE JEEP CRASHES

INTO A DITCH NEAR THE LINE THAT DIVIDES THE TWO NATIONS, HE SETS

OUT ON FOOT, RUNNING, AS THE NORTH KOREAN GUARDS BEGIN

SHOOTING.

DOZENS OF ROUNDS FIRED AT THE DEFECTOR, EVEN AS HE

CROSSES THAT CRUCIAL LINE TO FREEDOM.

>>AT SOME POINT THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS SEE HIM AND SEE WHAT

HE'S DOING, THEY START FIRING AT HIM, MULTIPLE ROUNDS, AND

HITTING HIM, AND HE STILL SURVIVES ENOUGH TO CRAWL TO

SAFETY, TO GET BEHIND THE WALL.

>>CRITICALLY WOUNDED, SHOT FIVE OR SIX TIMES, HEAT SIGNATURE

FROM CAMERAS SHOW TWO SOUTH KOREAN SECURITY FORCES CRAWLING

TOWARDS THE DEFECTOR TO CARRY HIM OUT AND EVACUATE HIM TO

A NEARBY MEDICAL CENTER.

>>THAT IS GREAT FOOTAGE, AND A GREAT REPORT BY ABC, CHECK OUT

THE LINK DOWN BELOW FOR THE WHOLE REPORT.

LOOK, THAT IS THE

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM.

THAT WAS AMAZING.

HE TOOK FIVE BULLETS

FOR FREEDOM.

A DAY LATER THEY FLEW HIM TO A HOSPITAL DOWN PAST

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA AND REMOVED FIVE BULLETS FROM HIS BODY.

>>THEY DID, AND TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE INFORMATION ABOUT HOW MANY

TIMES THEY SHOT AT HIM, ACCORDING TO REPORTS THE

SOLDIERS FIRED AT HIM ABOUT 40 TIMES, HITTING HIM WITH BULLETS

FROM BOTH PISTOLS AND AN AK-47.

ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT THERE WAS

THE DEMILITARIZED SONG THAT HE CROSSED INTO, AND AT THAT POINT,

THE NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS BASED ON A CEASE-FIRE AGREEMENT ARE

SUPPOSED TO BE SHOOTING AT HIM, BUT THEY DID SO ANYWAY.

NOW

THERE IS AN ARGUMENT THAT THEY VIOLATED THE ARMISTICE AGREEMENT

BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES, I DON'T THINK NORTH KOREA CARES AT

ALL.

>>IF YOU START FIRING INTO THAT ZONE YOU ARE REALLY RISKING

WAR, AND THEY DID FIRE INTO THAT ZONE, WHICH THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED

TO DO, AND THEY PHYSICALLY CROSSED OVER AS WELL.

NORTH

KOREA HAS A LOT OF BLUSTER AND THEY DO A LOT OF MISSILE TESTS,

BUT GENERALLY THEY DON'T CROSS THAT ZONE.

IF THEY DO THEN

OBVIOUSLY SOUTH KOREA WILL CROSS IT BACK AND WE ARE BACK IN THE

MIDDLE OF A WAR.

IT WAS A DANGEROUS MOMENT THERE, BUT I

THINK THAT WHAT THEY FOUND IN THE SOLDIER OTHER THAN THE

BULLETS IS, IN SOME WAYS, MORE AMAZING.

>>IT IS INSANE.

>>IT GIVES YOU A SENSE OF WHAT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

INSIDE NORTH KOREA --

>>AND THE PHOTO I'M ABOUT TO

SHOW YOU IS OF THE PARASITIC

WORMS SO IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT I WANT

TO GIVE THAT WARNING, BUT WITH THAT SAID, HERE IS A PHOTO OF

WHAT THE DOCTORS PULLED OUT OF HIS INTESTINES.

THEY ALSO FOUND

OUT THAT HE IS SUFFERING FROM HEPATITIS, IT'S A FORM OF

HEPATITIS THAT USUALLY SPREADS FROM UNSANITARY HOSPITALS

AND THINGS LIKE THAT.

>>WHEN THEY WE USE SYRINGES THEY SHOULDN'T USE, NEEDLES,

ETC.

IT TURNS OUT THAT A SHOCKING PERCENTAGE OF NORTH

KOREAN DEFECTORS HAVE PARASITIC WORMS IN THEIR BODY.

PART OF THE

REASON IS THEY USE HUMAN MANURE FOR FARMING, WHICH YOU AREN'T

SUPPOSED TO DO. AND THERE IS EASY THINGS YOU CAN DO TO AVOID

THESE WORMS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY, THEY HAVE NOTHING.

ONE CASE THEY DID A STUDY OF NORTH KOREAN DEFECTORS, AND OF

THE WOMEN THEY STUDIED, I THINK IT WAS ALL WOMEN, SEVEN OUT OF

THE 17 HAD WORMS IN THEIR BODIES, AND ABOUT 10% OF THE

DEFECTORS SO FAR HAVE HEPATITIS B. IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T TAKE

NORMAL PRECAUTIONS THAT ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD

TAKE, BECAUSE NORTH KOREA IS BASICALLY ONE GIANT

CONCENTRATION.

THERE'S 25 MILLION PEOPLE THAT LIVE IN

NORTH KOREA, THEY ARE HOSTAGES TO KIM JONG-UN AND THE RULING

CLASS IN NORTH KOREA.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS -- HIS LAST NAME IS

OH, WE DON'T KNOW HIS FIRST NAME, WE KNOW IT ISN'T STEVE --

PEOPLE LIKE HIM ARE WILLING TO WHISK THEIR LIVES TO GET OUT OF

THIS HELLHOLE.

NORTH KOREA IS ONE OF THE MOST INTRACTABLE

PROBLEMS ON THE PLANET, YOU ARE DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU

DON'T. IF YOU START HOSTILITIES WITH THEM THEY CAN LAUNCH OTHER

MISSILES AND KILL MILLIONS AT A BARE MINIMUM IN SOUTH KOREA, LET

ALONE THE 25 MILLION WHO WILL GET HURT WHEN SOUTH KOREA,

JAPAN, THE UNITED STATES COUNTERSTRIKE.

AND KILLING NORTH

KOREANS -- LINDSAY GRAHAM RECENTLY FLIPPANTLY TALKED ABOUT

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

NO, YOU ARE KILLING PEOPLE IN A

CONCENTRATION CAMP.

BOMBING THE NORTH KOREANS IS TERRIBLE.

THE OTHER HAND, THEY HAVE ENSLAVED THESE PEOPLE FOR

DECADES.

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE SUFFERING UNDER UNIMAGINABLE

CIRCUMSTANCES.

I LOVE TO DO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUES, NOT JUST

BLINDLY SAY THAT PERSON IS BAD OR THAT SITUATION IS TERRIBLE,

AND NOT GIVE YOU AN ANSWER -- BUT NORTH KOREA IS A VERY

DIFFICULT SITUATION WITH NOT A LOT OF GREAT ANSWERS.

I KNOW

THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER, I THINK THE ANSWER IS TO APPLY

EVERY KIND OF DIPLOMACY WE CAN TO CHINA, WHICH IS THE ONLY

COUNTRY BASICALLY PROPPING UP THE NORTH KOREAN REGIME.

AND BY

HOOK OR BY CROOK WE NEED TO GET CHINA TO AGREE WITH US TO

SOMEHOW, WITHOUT HAVING THE NORTH KOREANS LAUNCH, TAKE OUT

THE LEADERSHIP AND FREE THOSE PEOPLE.

BUT IT'S A VERY DIFFICULT PROBLEM.

For more infomation >> North Korean Defector Escapes After Getting Shot 5 Times - Duration: 7:03.

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Thanksgiving Food vs. Your Waistband Experiment - Duration: 5:36.

- Thanksgiving is fast approaching and I wanna know,

will my waistband influence

how much food I can shove in my face?

This is Brendan.

Brendan agreed to eat a Thanksgiving meal,

three days this week.

- How did you get the bigger lab coat than me?

- Shut up.

Each day he'll be wearing

a waistband with different tightness.

Jeans, sweatpants,

and a dress.

We'll determine if his waistband effects

how much food he can push down his throat.

At each meal, Brendan will have a cup of stuffing,

a cup of mashed potatoes, a can of cranberries,

four bread rolls, a whole pumpkin pie,

and a pound of sliced deli turkey meat.

Because markets didn't have whole cooked turkeys

at the time we shot this.

At the end of the meal,

we'll determine how much food he ate.

And at the end of this experiment,

we'll know with which waistband

he was able to eat the most food.

Let's eat. - Gobble, gobble.

(lighthearted music)

(sign squeaks)

Normal on Thanksgiving, I go ham.

Well, turkey, I guess.

(drum roll banging)

But I eat as much as I can.

You guys just gonna hang out and watch me eat for awhile?

All right, easily my favorite things,

Thanksgiving food wise,

of pumpkin pie and the cranberry sauce.

I like the sweet stuff.

So a lot people are very divided on the cranberry debate.

A lot of people are grossed out by the jellied kind,

that's just canned shaped.

There are a few things I love more

than a good old can shape of jellied cranberry sauce.

Barely food, it's delicious.

(upbeat music)

I'm definitely feeling it.

I'm feeling the bloat a little bit.

I still got more room, I'm not stopping yet.

I feel like my comfort level would be higher

if I were wearing sweatpants right now.

'Cause I already feel that unforgiving waistband

of the jeans just cutting into my rapidly expanding gut.

(belches)

That being said, I'm gonna eat some of this pie.

Pumpkin pie is my absolute

favorite thing about Thanksgiving.

I also typically just like to eat the filling

and leave the crust.

It's not weird at all.

Lots of people eat the filling and not the crust.

This is a documented thing, there's millions of us.

I'm at that point, that you have in big meal,

where your brain's like, "You're done, you're good."

And you're like, "No, I'm fine."

And you keep eating.

I, by any reasonable measure,

should stop eating right now.

But I have no intention to 'cause it's delicious.

I'm barely even enjoying this pie now.

But I can't stop eating it.

I'm high on pie, I don't know.

Yeah, this stuff's gross.

Oh, I'm gonna call it actually on that one.

I feel like I did pretty well.

I physically could fit a little more food.

But I am woefully uncomfortable already.

(belches)

I am getting paid today to come to work

in sweatpants and eat a bunch of Thanksgiving food.

I am free from the clutches of denim.

Strategy today, I'm gonna try to mix it up a little bit.

Today, I'm gonna hit the turkey a little harder.

I might eat a roll, I don't know.

I don't want to get ahead of myself.

I feel like sweatpants are like

a magical talisman that you put on

and then you can suddenly fit more food in your body.

(energetic music)

A luxury, baby.

I already, at this point, haven eaten quite a bit of food,

feel exponentially more comfortable

than I did in the jeans.

(energetic music)

I think I'm done.

I ate more food but I feel just more,

just kind of like ready for a nap, as opposed to miserable.

I am super excited to see how dress day goes

so I will see you tomorrow.

I have never worn a dress before.

Turns out they are luxuriously comfortable.

I feel like this is gonna blow the sweatpants

and definitely the jeans out of the water.

But America, we gotta adopt more dresses for dudes.

This is fantastic.

Today, no strategy.

My only strategy is I'm gonna eat

all of the food I can and see where this dress takes me.

♪ Turkey time ♪

Well, it turns out Thanksgiving food, still delicious.

I'm very thankful, obviously,

for friends and family and loved ones

and all of the important stuff.

But this year, I'm mostly thankful for this dress.

I'm gonna hit the bread, I'm gonna hit the bread early.

I haven't hit the bread this early

in either of the other meals.

Why am I hitting it so early?

Dress. (gentle music)

Compared to the last two days,

at this point in the meal,

I feel way better than I felt the other two.

The first two days--

Yeah, even in the sweatpants,

I still felt that bloat coming in,

that tightness around the waist.

I don't feel that at all right now.

I feel like I'm eating naked,

which would be another cool thing to try.

This is seriously fantastic.

I feel like I could accomplish anything in this dress.

Is this what women feel like all the time?

(upbeat music)

Pie is good, but again,

it's not as good as my mom's pumpkin pie.

Shout out to my mom.

(upbeat music)

So today in the dress,

I was able to eat all of the mashed potatoes,

all the stuffing, half the turkey,

about three quarters of the can of cranberry sauce,

and probably about a little over a quarter of the pie.

I do feel like I ate the most amount of food in the dress

and was still the most comfortable

out of the three outfits.

- After calculating our numbers,

and taking Brendan's comfort level into consideration,

the winner of the waistband Thanksgiving experiment

is the dress.

(audience cheers)

Brendan, how do these results compare with your experience?

- The dress made a huge difference.

Not just in how much I was able to eat,

but also how comfortable I was while eating.

- There you have it, folks.

Wear whatever the hell you want to Thanksgiving.

You're just gonna shove

your face full of food regardless.

- But wear a dress, definitely, wear a dress.

(upbeat music)

(sign squeaks)

For more infomation >> Thanksgiving Food vs. Your Waistband Experiment - Duration: 5:36.

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Watch This Back-Flipping Robot - Duration: 3:48.

GET READY TO BE HORRIFIED, HERE'S A DEMONSTRATION OF

THE BRAND-NEW CAPABILITIES OF SOMETHING RELATED TO THIS

LAST VIDEO, THE BOSTON DYNAMICS ROBOT ATLAS.

>>IS THAT A THING A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT THE ROBOT TO DO?

>>DO THEY SHOW THE GUY AFTERWARDS, DOES HE SAY WHAT IT

WAS LIKE BEING IN THAT SUIT?

>>THERE WASN'T A GUY UNFORTUNATELY.

IT WAS A 6'9"

ROBOT, WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY SEEN VIDEOS OF IT WALKING --

>>THE ROBOT'S NAME IS ATLAS?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A ROBOT ATLAS.

THE BEST ROUTE TO GET FROM DENVER, COLORADO TO HELENA,

MONTANA --

>>THERE YOU SEE IN FAILING.

SHOW THE FAIL ONE MORE TIME.

>>YOU CAN SEE IT GO WRONG.

>>THIS ONE HE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.

>>THE RUSSIAN JUDGE, NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT.

>>I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPER WEAK WHEN HE WAS JUMPING FROM BLUE

BOXES -- BUT IT WAS TOO FAR SO HE JUST JUMPED ON THE GROUND

FIRST.

>>THEN HE JUMPED ON THE BIG ONE.

>>IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING THESE ROBOTS, AND I HAVE, THAT'S

AMAZINGLY DIFFICULT.

IT'S AN EXTREMELY HEAVY AND COMPLICATED

ROBOT THAT CAN NOW DO BACKFLIPS.

CAN ANYONE AT THIS TABLE DO A

BACK FLIP?

>>NO BUT I'M NOT 6'9".

THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE, IT WAS FREAKISH.

>>ONCE YOU CAN GET TO THAT, GOD KNOWS IN A YEAR OR 10 YEARS --

>>ALSO IT SCREWED UP TOO.

>>I SEE THIS AND I THINK IT WILL MAKE OUR LIVES EASIER, THAT'S

NOT COLLECTING OUR LAUNDRY, THAT IS GETTING A GUN GOING TO FIGHT.

AND IT'S THE MILITARY SO SOMETIMES IT WILL FALL DOWN.

>>IT WILL MESS UP AND SHOOT THE WRONG PERSON.

BUT YOU CAN'T LOOK

AT THAT AND HAVE WATCHED THE MOVIES WE HAVE WATCHED GROWING

UP AND NOT THINK THE MILITARY IS LOOKING AT THAT, THAT WILL BE

ONE-WAY, JUST LIKE UNMANNED VEHICLES IN THE AIR, THEY WILL

BE ABLE TO EXTEND MILITARY POWER WITHOUT THE THREAT OF LOSING A

HUMAN.

>>AN AMERICAN.

>>THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

AND GOD KNOWS WHAT EFFECT IT WILL HAVE

WHEN IT GETS DEPLOYED.

AND THOSE THINGS BY THE WAY WON'T BE CHEAP.

>>AND WHEN IT'S ALL ROBOTS GOING TO FIGHT, THEN WE REALLY DON'T

HAVE TO STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.

>>WHAT MOVIE DID YOU THINK OF FIRST?

>>MINE WAS TERMINATOR.

>>NOTTING HILL.

>>ORDINARY PEOPLE.

>>THAT

WILL HAVE ECONOMIC AND MILITARY

IMPLICATIONS AT SOME POINT.

For more infomation >> Watch This Back-Flipping Robot - Duration: 3:48.

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R.I.P. The Internet, 1983-2017 - Duration: 8:42.

A NEW REPORT INDICATES THAT THE FCC PLANS ON VOTING TO DISMANTLE

NET NEUTRALITY VERY SOON AND EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A LOT GOING

ON IN THE NEWS RIGHT NOW, IT IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT FOR

EVERYONE TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THIS AND TO FIGHT TO

PREVENTS THIS FROM HAPPENING.

WE NEED TO PRESERVE NET

NEUTRALITY.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNAWARE OF WHAT NET NEUTRALITY IS,

MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWING ALONG WITH THE STORY, JUST A

QUICK SUMMARY.

NET NEUTRALITY IS ESSENTIALLY REGULATION THAT

ENSURES THAT INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS CANNOT SLOW DOWN

THE SPEEDS OF CERTAIN WEBSITES.

WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE FACT THAT SOME OF THESE MAJOR INTERNET

SERVICE PROVIDERS HAVE MERGED WITH A BUNCH OF OTHER COMPANIES

AND THEY OWN MEDIA COMPANIES COMES PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE THEY

ARE ALLOWED TO SLOW DOWN THE WEBSITES OF THEIR

COMPETITORS IF WE DISMANTLE NEUTRALITY SO A FREE AND

OPEN INTERNET WILL NO LONGER EXIST AND WE NEED TO FIGHT

TO PRESERVE WHAT WE CURRENTLY HAVE.

LESS THAN A MONTH FROM NOW, THAT GUY WILL DISMANTLE THE

REGULATIONS THAT ALLOW FOR A FREE AND OPEN INTERNET

HE LOOKS LIKE A GOOD GUY IN THE PICTURE BUT THAT IS A

VERY BAD MAN.

I SPECIFICALLY SHOW EVERYONE THAT PICTURE BECAUSE HE IS

A GIGANTIC DOUCHE BAG AND THAT IS THE MUD THAT HE USES TO

TRY TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM LIKE A FUN LOVING, NO, YOU ARE A DICK.

WHAT HE IS TRYING TO DO RIGHT NOW, BY THE WAY, VERIZON WHICH

IS ONE OF THESE MAJOR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDERS IS THE COMPANY

THAT HE USED TO WORK AT AS A LAWYER SO WE TALK ABOUT THE

REVOLVING DOOR POLITICS.

THIS IS KIND OF AN EXAMPLE OF THAT.

THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THAT.

HE IS TRYING TO HELP OUT HIS BUDDIES AT HIS FORMER JOB AND

WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER PERKS HE IS GOING TO GET FROM A COMPANY LIKE

VERIZON OR ANOTHER INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER WHEN HE IS NO

LONGER THE FCC CHAIRMAN DOCTOR WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT, IT IS JUST

A MATTER OF THEM MAKING MORE MONEY BECAUSE THEY CAN CHARGE

MORE FOR THESE FASTER INTERNET SPEEDS SO PEOPLE WHO CANNOT

PAY MORE GET THE SLOW SERVICE.

OF NONPROFITS OR SMALL MOM AND POPS.

HOW MANY ARE THERE?

THERE ARE LOTS.

THE INTERNET IS FILLED WITH THEM AND THEN NEUTRALITY WHICH

IS JUST THAT, AND NEUTRAL NET.

NOBODY IS BIASED IN ANYBODY'S FAVOR OR AGAINST ANYONE SO

EVERYTHING COMES IN AT THE SAME SPEED.

NEUTRAL NET IS GOING TO GO AWAY AND ANA IS RIGHT TO

POINT TO THE ASSOCIATIONS OF AJIT PIE BUT THE LAST GUY ALSO

HAD

ASSOCIATIONS.

WHEELER WAS ALSO MOBBED UP WITH COMCAST.

OFTENTIMES WE JUST END UP WITH GOLDMAN SACHS GUYS RUNNING

TREASURY AND THAT SORT OF THING, BUT IN THIS CASE, AJIT PIE

WAS FROM THE OUTSET, HE STATED WE ARE GOING TO CHANGE

THIS.

NET NEUTRALITY IS GOING AWAY.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE CORNERSTONES OF HIS NEW COMMISSION.

I THINK HE IS GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON IT.

AS LAUREN

SAYS, IF YOU CAMPAIGN, YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT THAT PEOPLE WILL

NOT BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD US QUICKLY AS THEY WILL BE THE

ONE WHO CAN PAY, THEIR ARGUMENT IS CAPITALISM.

EXACTLY.

FREE MARKET.

BUT THIS IS CRONY CAPITALISM.

CAPITALISM IS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT COMPETITION AND IN THIS

CASE, YOU ARE DOING AWAY WITH THE ONE REGULATION THAT

PRESERVES COMPETITION SO INDEPENDENT MEDIA, GONE.

UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO PARTNER UP WITH A MAJOR COMPANY

THAT CAN PAY THE PRICE FOR FASTER INTERNET SPEEDS, GONE.

AND THAT IS A VERY SCARY SOCIETY TO LIVE IN AND JUST TO GIVE YOU

EVEN FURTHER CONTEXT, IT IS VERY CLEAR WHAT THEIR INTENTIONS ARE

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT OTHER CASES THAT THE FCC IS VOTING ON,

THEY ARE TOTALLY FINE WITH CERTAIN TYPES OF MERGERS,

CERTAIN TYPES OF MEDIA ACQUISITIONS THAT

WOULD LEAD TO MORE PROPAGANDA IN MY OPINION, LESS DIVERSITY

OF OPINION

IN MEDIA.

LET ME GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE.

THAT IS ACCORDING TO TWO PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN BRIEFED ON

THIS MATTER.

THAT GOES EXACTLY TO WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT WHICH IS

A PLURALITY OF INFORMATION.

BY PREVENTING A COMPANY FROM OWNING A TELEVISION

STATEMENT IN THE NEWSPAPER, YOU ARE FORCING IN A SENSE,

DIFFERENT INFORMATION TO COME OUT.

NOW I OWN THE TELEVISION STATION BUT I DON'T THE NEWSPAPERS THE

NEWSPAPER CAN SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT TO IF I OWN BOTH I WILL

MAKE SURE THEY SAY EVERYTHING THAT I WANT BOTH OF THOSE

OUTLETS AND THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MARKET AFTERMARKET

AND SO NOW, EVEN THE MEAGER RESTRICTIONS AND THEY ARE PRETTY

LAME TO BEGIN WITH, RESTRICTING OWNERSHIP NATIONWIDE, THEY

ARE GOING AWAY SO YOU'RE GOING TO END UP WITH SINCLAIR

BROADCASTING COME ALL JUST A COMPANY TO HAVE AN AGENDA OWNING

TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF BROADCAST AND THAT IS WHERE SO MUCH

INFORMATION COMES TO SO MANY VOTERS SO THINK OF IT THIS WAY.

FOX NEWS CHANNEL EXTENDS ITS REACH BECAUSE THEY ARE HUGE

GENERALLY RIGHT LINKING, SOME OF THEM ARE EXTREMELY RIGHT

THAT WILL NOW OWN ALL OF THESE METHODS OF DISSEMINATING

INFORMATION.

AND BY THE WAY, TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, IF WE ARE

TALKING ABOUT LIBERALS HAVING THE ADVANTAGE, I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO BE EXPOSED TO ONE SIDE.

WE ARE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT OUR PERSPECTIVE IS ON THE SHOW AND

ON THIS NETWORK, BUT I DO NOT WANT US TO BE YOUR ONLY

SOURCE OF INFORMATION.

I DONíT WANT TO DOMINATE THE MARKET

TO THE POINT WHERE WE HAVE A MONOPOLY.

AND SO WE ARE NOW, UNFORTUNATELY ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WHILE

THIS IS GOING ON AND WE NEED TO PROTECT A FREE AND OPEN

INTERNET.

ALL VOICES SHOULD BE HEARD EQUALLY.

I DON'T HAVE YOUR CONSERVATIVE OR LIBERAL, I DON'T CARE

WHAT YOUR THOUGHTS OR FEELINGS ARE.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE A VOICE AND NOT LET MAJOR

CORPORATIONS DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT THAT WE SHOULD BE HEARD.

SO WHAT DO WE DO?

WE TROLL PIE?

IT'S A CALL WASHINGTON TYPE OF SITUATION.

ABSOLUTELY AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, THIS PARTICULAR

ISSUE HAS RECEIVED 22 MILLION COMMENTS BECAUSE ISSUES LIKE

THIS ARE OPEN FOR PUBLIC, AND AN ORGANIZATION LIKE ICC IS

SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS COMMENT INTO CONSIDERATION BUT LOOK, IF

YOU HAVE TO TAKE TO THE STREETS AND TO CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE,

WHATEVER IT IS, HOWEVER YOU FEEL YOU NEED TO MOBILIZE PEOPLE AND

MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD, PLEASE DO IT BECAUSE THIS CANNOT STAND.

DECEMBER 14

IS AGAIN, LESS THAN A MONTH FROM NOW AND I AM WORRIED THAT WE'RE

ALL GOING TO BE SO, I DON'T WANT TO BE DISTRACTED BECAUSE

THERE ARE A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

THERE'S A BIG NEW STORY EVERY HOUR BUT I AM WORRIED THAT

WE ARE GOING TO BE PREOCCUPIED WITH ALL OF THESE OTHER

THINGS AND THEN THIS IS GOING TO SLIP TO THE CRACKS.

THANK YOU, BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS THE KEY POINT THAT

IS A SMOKESCREEN FOR THIS GETTING BY.

THIS NET NEUTRALITY --

WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO SLIP THINGS THROUGH DURING

HOLIDAYS USUALLY WANT TO PAY EXTRA ATTENTION TO

BY THE WAY, JUST ON WHAT SHOULD BE DONE, THERE IS A

LIST OF THINGS THAT CAN BE DONE.

GO ON THERE RIGHT NOW, NEUTRAL NET AND SEE ALL THE PLACES YOU

CAN REALLY JOIN ACTIVISM AROUND THIS ISSUE.

IT IS BIG.

NET NEUTRALITY COULD CHANGE THE FACE OF THE

INTERNET FOREVER IN THIS COUNTRY.

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A Comedian Heckled Me For A Day - Duration: 6:09.

How long have you been in a cult?

What's it like to be a Chia human?

You look like you could stick your finger in a socket

without having stuck your finger in a socket.

(upbeat music)

I volunteered to let a comedian heckle me

all day tomorrow.

He's gonna come to my house.

He's gonna wake me up.

He's gonna spend all day with me.

I'm kinda looking forward to it 'cause I like company,

but I also feel like it might get really annoying,

especially if his jokes are bad.

My name is J. Chris Newberg and I've been a comedian

for 18 years.

Throughout my career, I've been heckled from time to time,

but I've never had the joy and pleasure

of heckling someone back.

I volunteered to do this because I think I have really

thick skin and I like good comedy.

I imagine he'll just be like, observing what I do

and making fun of it.

I can't imagine it could get that personal because

how would he know anything about me?

I've never met this guy.

I've done some extensive research on Jordan.

I've looked online at his Facebook and Instagram

and Twitter profiles.

I've talked to his friends.

I've talked to his coworkers.

I've talked to his ex-girlfriend.

I'm comin' at him.

I'm not really sure how I'm going to feel,

'cause I hate everything hecklers represent.

I'm gonna try to be mean,

but I'm not a mean person.

But, fuck him.

It's 7:53 in the morning.

I found Jordan's place.

I'm with Kelly.

She's a producer at Buzzfeed.

She's gonna be followin' me.

We're outside

his apartment.

It's pretty good so far.

It's uh, pretty dirty.

I don't understand the science of this decor.

Like, what girl doesn't come in here,

see this,

and then just leap right off the balcony?

Here's Jordan killing it,

from when he played a young Carrot Top.

I wonder which one of those socks are his girlfriend.

- [Jordan] Hello.

Hey buddy.

(laughs) Super excited to be here

with the third baseman of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Dude, I don't even know who the third baseman is

of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Look in the mirror, buddy.

So, what's it like to be the body double for sadness?

People do say I have resting sad face.

So, I heard you and your girlfriend just broke up.

True. Good for her.

Damn, getting some--

Gettin' deep. Yeah, and you're

putting on your girlfriends. What?

You'll understand later.

How long have you played bass for Mumford and Sons?

You're flossing on the day that you're going to the dentist.

Isn't that like cleaning your house before you have

a cleaning lady come over?

Which, obviously, has never happened.

So, you're putting product in right now?

Mmhmm. That's cool.

How long have you been a before model?

You're like the most handsome of all the Keebler elves.

We're going to the dentist.

You're gonna let him drill ya?

Well, hopefully not. (playful music)

Hopefully, I won't need any drillings.

Maybe just some poking.

Minimal poking, hopefully.

That's cool.

That was my nickname in high school.

Do you find that you're on Tinder most of the time

during sex?

What are your favorite dating apps?

Tinder is the tried and true.

What's your opening line usually, on Tinder?

I don't use repeat opening lines

'cause I think that's insincere.

I use their profiles to come up with opening lines.

What was your favorite that you've ever used?

Oh man, I had a really good one recently.

It didn't get a response and I was bummed about it.

Her profile just said I like people, places, and things.

And, I said, what you got against adjectives?

They probably have very nice things to say about you.

I thought that was pretty good.

It's weird that that didn't get a response.

So, do you still talk to Harry Potter?

Do you get sad when some of your personalities

won't talk to you?

Would you fuck yourself for money?

A-ha-ha-ha-ha, you suck at parking.

So, I've got my first break from getting heckled,

and so far he hasn't gotten under my skin.

Nice guy, I like him.

- [J. Chris] Any final words before they tell you

that you have nine cavities?

I'm really hopin' they don't tell me that.

You're doing so good, Jordan.

(instrument motor running) Hopefully, they'll give you

a little plaque.

What'd you have for lunch?

I had like a chicken pita thing.

It's so hard to be mean to you.

It's just so hard, because everything

that you do is just nice.

Like, there's nothing weird about

having a chicken pita for lunch.

I'm at Jordan's desk now at Buzzfeed.

So, seriously, what happens in the finale

of Game of Thrones?

Dude, you know we're not allowed to talk about that.

I'm here also with Destiny,

his desk neighbor.

What's it like bein' around Jordan all day?

He's a great guy.

Really nice, really quiet.

Kinda sits to himself. No, I said Jordan.

Gettin' ready to go down to the Laugh Factory from The Den.

Gonna get on stage and do some jokes,

and Jordan is gonna heckle me like I've heckled him all day.

Hey, what's up.

How's is goin'?

I'm in pretty good shape.

I'm in really good spirits.

I've lost a lot of weight, ever since I quit--

Is that the shirt you picked?

(playful music)

Did you just pick up the first t-shirt off the floor

that you'd already worn like three times,

and decide, that's the shirt for my set?

(playful music) Uh, yes, actually.

That's what I did.

I decided that.

I asked this girl out once,

and she was like, all right, cool.

But, I want you to know one thing: I'm in AA.

I was like, all right, that's cool,

then you can drive,

'cause I'm gonna get hammered.

I bet she still didn't text you back.

Do you ever notice that sitting down and standing up

sounds a lot like sex?

'Cause you're always like,

oh my god!

It makes sense that you have no idea what sex sounds like.

Aren't you sitting in a booth alone?

Yeah.

I just childproofed my house,

and by that I mean I purchased condoms.

Tell a funny joke. (playful music)

You're all about not laughing at your shit joke?

(laughing)

- [Kelly] So, do you guys feel closer now?

I definitely think that he should answer that first.

Because he knew all these things about me,

and was sort of like digging at them,

I felt like a certain closeness.

Like, oh this person knows me,

and then, throughout the day spending the day together,

I felt like we sort of had a mutual understanding

that we're both going through this experience together.

I think the most frustrating thing

about heckling a nice guy is,

you kinda feel like an a-hole,

because you don't really mean it.

It's like, here's this nice person,

who's just going about their day,

and they're at the dentist and I'm like a-ha, you suck!

I would definitely hang out with you

in real life. Yeah.

I think that'd be fun.

I would do it as long as I didn't have to

come to your apartment.

(rock music)

(whipping and creaking)

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We Tried Astronaut Ice Cream At NASA - Duration: 2:40.

- One of these I do not like. I don't know which one it is.

It really doesn't help that we ate'em all at the same time.

(dramatic music)

- So we're at Rocket Park in Houston, Texas.

And we're in space suits, so I thought it would be cool

if we tried Astronaut Ice Cream.

- All right. Yeah.

- Let's do this.

(explosion)

- So the first one we're trying is

Chocolate Ice Cream with Chocolate Chips.

The presentation is not the best on the inside.

They were kind of just like, "Here it is."

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Oh wow. - Mmm.

- You know the texture is exactly

like Lucky Charms marshmallows.

- Mmm.

- You want one more?

- Mmm. On a scale of one rocket to 10 rocket,

how good was this one?

- I'd say at least seven.

- I'm a chocolate lover. I'ma give this an eight.

I'ma take another bite.

The next one we're trying is Ice Cream Sandwich.

Oh, it's cute.

- Oh yeah. They really got the look of the

Ice Cream Sandwich down.

Kind of has more of a toast texture.

- I think I like how cool and refreshing ice cream is,

so it's just really weird.

- I'm gonna put that one at six rockets.

- I'ma give that one a five. Five rockets.

We got some freeze-dried Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.

Ooo la la.

(fantasy music)

(laughter)

- It's like taking a bite of air.

- Mint is supposed to hit you in like a cool, old way.

It tastes like mint gum was hanging

in my mouth in my mouth for way too long.

I give this a two.

- I was gonna say one, but I am still eating it,

so I'm gonna go with two.

- Kind of a Neapolitan-style ice cream.

- Neapolitan. All right. Pretty excited about this one.

- I used to only eat the chocolate part,

'cause I didn't like anything else.

- Oh. How did everyone else in the family feel about that?

- I was the unloved child.

- Oh.

- Strawberry first.

- All right.

- [Man] Hey, you should really put one of each

in your mouth at the same time.

That's how people eat Neapolitan ice cream.

- Thanks, random stranger.

- Sure.

- I like it.

- Do you?

- This is like that nice kind of flavor of all

the ice creams just kind of working as one,

in perfect harmony.

- I think the strawberry is the one I don't like.

There's just like not enough strawberry flavor,

and it's more just like hard marshmallow flavor.

- I'ma give this a seven.

- Like combined, or one?

For the strawberry, negative eight, to bring it

down to one out of 10.

- What does that equal?

- One.

- Okay.

- I'd eat this any time. Yeah.

We don't even have to be in space.

You can enjoy this anywhere.

- You know what, if we were in space,

we wouldn't have options.

We've learned something today.

Being an astronaut is very hard.

- Yeah.

- But ice cream can make it better.

- Unless it's mint.

- Or strawberry.

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Thứ Bảy, 25 tháng 11, 2017

Waching daily Nov 25 2017

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