Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 5, 2017

Waching daily May 5 2017

Today we are making shaving soap. The

technique I'm going to be using is a

dual lye hot process method in the

crockpot and I will be featuring

Paris Fragrances USA as they are sponsoring

this episode! On their website you will

find ethically sourced exotic oils and

butters as well as other soap supplies

that help create a sustainable and

environmentally friendly economy with

the communities living in the Amazon

forest. This recipe will be made into a

crockpot. I will measure out my

ingredients and then place them in here.

I have stearic acid, always taring the

scale before adding any new ingredient.

Stearic acid is a very important

ingredient in shaving soap. I have Tucuma

butter and Pracachy oil unrefined.

This oil is solid at room temperature if

it's a little chilly, you can see that

it's a little thick, so it's an oil

but it looks like a butter! This has a

very nutty and earthy scent, it smells

really good!

Now Pracachy oil

In my stockpot I combined stearic acid

coconut oil, mango butter,

Tucuma butter, Pracachy oil and I will go

ahead and put this on low in the

crockpot and then I will add castor oil

once it's all melted. If you would like

the complete formula for this shaving soap

you can access it through my

Patreon campaign. I will leave the link

down below, at the $3.00 per month

pledge level, it is a way for you to

support my videos and in return I give

you some exclusive content like sneak

peeks, tutorial, recipes and early access

to all my YouTube videos! A dual lye solution

consists of a lye solution of distilled

water with sodium hydroxide and

potassium hydroxide which are two

different types of lyes. Sodium hydroxide

which I use in many many of my soaps is

to make a solid bar of soap, while

potassium hydroxide is commonly used to

make liquid soap. Now this is a

combination of these two and the end

result will be a semi solid soap. Since

I'm using a high amount of butters in

this recipe and stearic acid it will

make a pretty solid shaving soap that

will be molded directly into the shaving bowls!

Here are my shaving bowls I

have them designed and made by a local

Potter and he makes these little fishies

and starfish on my bowls they're really cute.

Now that the butters, the oil and stearic

acid are melted, is the time to weigh out

the castor oil and add it to the slow

cooker. It needs to be very well

incorporated and stirred so everything

is evenly distributed before preparing

and adding the lye solution. I will

maintain this on high, I will be soaping

at around 150 to 160 degrees Fahrenheit

and I'm going to mix my dual lye water

solution and add it while hot into my

crock-pot. Here I have my sodium

hydroxide and make sure to always use

stainless steel or HDPE plastic or lye

resistant containers! Never use aluminum

or copper when making lye solution as

this would react strongly to the lye and

could create hydrogen, which is very

highly explosive! Work in a

well-ventilated area and just back up a

bit so you don't inhale the fumes of the

sodium hydroxide. Usually I stir it out

and I leave the room! I am done with the

sodium hydroxide, I will now be adding

the potassium hydroxide

Now that everything is well combined I

will have to set the whisk aside as I

need more power and I will use the stick

blender to continue the process.

This has gone through the applesauce

phase and then the mashed-potato like

texture! It is now back to being fluid

again and this is the time where I will put

the lid of the slow cooker back on, turn

the heat to high and cook it

for about 20 minutes.

I will then come back to stir it and

cook an additional 40 minutes on low,

stirring every 15 to 20 minutes. The cook

time may vary depending on the batch

size and your formula.

After this second 20 minutes cook time

the soap is starting to look a little

translucent around the edges of the slow

cooker: that is completely normal. That is

what hot process does, it cooks the soap

throughly so that it is completely

saponified and ready to use after

it was made!

The soap has been cooking for a full

hour now, I will turn the heat off and

add my glycerin, my essential oils and my

white kaolin clay. My essential oil blend

is a mix of Litsea Cubeba which

smells like citrus and Lemongrass

essential oil. I will put the kaolin white clay and

into my essential oil and blend

them very well together before adding

them to the soap.

The soap is now completely cooked but

very hot. I will turn the heat off of the

slow cooker and add the liquid glycerin

that acts as a humectant on the skin

as it helps to retain moisture.

I will incorporate it and wait a

little longer until the soap cools

enough to add the essential oils to it.

Here the soap is at a 180

degrees Fahrenheit which is still too

hot so I'm going to let it cool some more.

And there we go, a little later I'm

adding the essential oil blend that I

combined with the white clay to easily

disperse it in the soap and I will just

hand stir it in until everything is

combined and my soap is nice and smooth!

Now all that is left to be done is to

take the soap while still warm and put

it into the shaving soap containers.

I'm using these handmade pottery bowls that

are made locally here because I really

appreciate to support local businesses.

You could also use a widemouth jar

container that is heat resistant and

soap resistant. If you do that make sure

that you use a wide mouth jar! Let me

show you an example: you can use wide

mouth jars as this one, to put your

shaving soap in, but don't put the lid on

right away as these are still warm and

you don't want any condensation to

happen. I personally prefer to use my

little bowls.

I will be using my scale to

put the same quantity of soap into each bowl.

This needs to be done pretty

quickly because the soap will start to

harden up once it starts cooling into

the bowls. Each jar is just a little

over 150 grams. There was a little bit

of evaporation in the process: water loss.

This is why this one isn't 150 grams but

that's okay, it'll be my tester. Now I'm

simply going to take a spoon and just

evenly spread the soap into each jar so

that it stays nice and neat into each bowl.

Using a damp clean rag I will wipe it

around the edges of each bowl so that

everything looks nice and neat

Et voilà!

The shaving soaps are now ready to be

used and just for the fun of it

let's leather one up right about now!

Once cooled. I like to add water and

just... you know... Let it drip off and you

just got to twirl in the bowl and what

makes a quality lather when shaving: you

want to have a stable lather that is

slick and will have the blade slip on

the skin without injuring or cutting the

skin. I have had the lather on my hand

for a good 5 minutes and it is still

very thick, it's stable, it's not going

anywhere! I am thrilled about this new

formula using Paris Fragrances exotic

oils and butters. You will find a link

below to their webstore and you will

find the recipe for this formula through

my patreon campaign! Now all that is left

to do is to find some man to try to

shave with the shaving soap! I will most

likely be giving one to my dad as he

loves my shaving soaps and fathers days

just around the corner! So it's going to be

a perfect gift for him this year!

Thank you so much for watching this video!

I hope you've liked it. Leave me a comment

below, give me a thumbs up and subscribe

to my channel! Thank you! I will see you

again very soon!

For more infomation >> Making Hot Processed Dual Lye Shaving Soap - Duration: 14:20.

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Insanely Spicy Crabs! - Duration: 12:51.

Hey everyone! Welcome to the new episode of 'Whats In My Mouth'!

And today....

Wait, we are missing something.

What?

HA! Much better.

So as you can see today we are at Crab Factory in SS2

And as you can see we are prepared!

Today we are gonna do something a little bit different.

We are going to use our hands and gonna get it down and dirty!

Jenn: Whattt?? Dan: No plates! There's no plates.

I thought, I thought we are gonna eat proper food....

Jenn: Why is there no plates...? Dan: Ya we are savages sometimes.

So anyway, today we are gonna introduce our new guest...

Which is Wei Jenn.

Yes.

She has also acted in our previous video which is The Blind Date.

So fun fact.

There so was blind so now she's gonna be blindfolded.

So today as usual we are gonna smell it, taste it and then guess it.

And the first person to guess it correctly...

Gets the point.

You gotta like raise your hand before you can answer.

So.. Are we ready?!

Yes!

LET'S GO!

Okay...

So we smell first.

Can eat already ah?

Wait, are you guys eating yet?

Yassss.

Ernest: Oh my godness I haven't started. Dan: No.. I mean, I mean.. No, no i'm not.

You're lying!

I can hear you chewing.

Alright, so okay.. you can taste it now!

Very familiar taste but I do not know what is it.

I know! MURUKU!!!

So can we guess what is it?

Is it tempura?

Producer: I will give you all a hint.

A hint? Okay! I love hint!

It's a vegetable.

Dan: Uhhhhh... Jenn: Oh my godness.. can I guess?

Producer: Okay!

Uhhh, enoki mushroom. Fried enoki mushroom!

Wowwwww.

What what WHATTTTTT?!

Dan: What lei geh goh go (translate: what is that)?! Ernest: What's enoki?

Wow, wow... eh?

Jenn: Wait.. is it...? Dan: That's why I felt like i eat this before.

Actually I've never eaten this before.

Eh?

This is enoki mushroom.

Gum Zam Gu (translate: Enoki mushroom)

Gum Zham Gu ah?

I feel like Chinese New Year right.

If you put this in the thing ah...

Jenn: Ya wehh... Dan: Ya ya ya ya ya.

Confirm finish one!

Jenn: Actually if.... Ernest: This is like softer and smaller so you don't feel so guilty when you eat it.

Oh ya.. I'm eating fried vegetable, it's healthy!

Alright, so move on to the next dish. LETS GO!

I have a feeling I know what it is.

I have a feeling ah.. Just a feeling.

Okay, I'm gonna guess now.

But it's not even here yet.

Your kiaper

Jenn: Oh my kiaper is here. Dan: Where's my kiaper where's my kiaper?

On your left side I think.

Ya there.

Ernest: Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya. Dan: Now hand now.

Producer: Kay, wait first ah....

Dan: Okay I am ready. Producer: Dan still haven't got his yet.

Oh....

Wait, it's in front of me only?

Yes.

Wa...

Okay, I guess we can smell it now.

Where is it?

Whoa shit it poked my face!

Dan: It poked your face.. you you wish you get a wrong person to get poked by her face.

HA HA I know what is this creature.

Oh.. wait!

OHHHH!!!!

Is this still alive?!

Ernest: OH SHIT!!! Dan: What, what is this? Still alive ah?!

It's moving!

Are you serious?!

HOLY CRAP! (no pun intended)

Eh are you serious ah?

No la...

Jenn: Are you serious ah? Ernest: Are you serious?!

Producer: Ya ya ya, your blinds can go up!

WHOAAAAA!

What the shittt...

Chelakak!!!

I have never had a large thingy in front of me before!

That's why!! The moment it moves I was like...

What the crap!

Feel a bit sad now.

Eh it's running away!

But I am kinda hungry, so.....

Oh shit.

Oh it's dropping, it's dropping!!!!

Ey, ey, ey, ey...

Guys.. you will never understand what it's like to be blindfolded and touch something that's moving.

Ya...

Ya...

That feeling was so strange one...

That was so strange! I was like....

I put my face near the thing some more...

Whoa this one is not putting up a fight.

This is putting up a flight weh.

I was about to lick it you know.

You should've licked it.

You should've licked it..

So our producer decided to prank us and no one won that round.

On to the next dish la.

Dan: How do you win that round? Ernest: I don't know how to win that round.

I think the only person that won that round was the owner and...

The producer.

Alright! Let's go next dish!

Never been pranked before on a food show.

Producer: Dan your hand reach out for it first.

It feels very high.. I'm scared.

Eh!! WOI!!!

I damn scared already you know!!!

I'm gonna.. I'm gonna beat it to death first.

Producer: No... there's no prank. Dan stop!!

Put the hammer down.

You tell him to stop!

Okay, ok, ok, ok...

Safe, safe, safe.

Dan: What is it? Ernest: Safe. Producer: Wait Dan.

No, I will not believe you guys anymore.

Ehhh this is quite good!

WHY?!

What's this?

I just imagine Dan suffering there.

Hmm.. Okay...

Wow.. what is this?

Good flavor.

Errr...

Prawn Bee Hoon ah?

WHAT?

Prawn...

Crab...

And fish.

Whoa I don't know weh...

Crab.. crab.

Balsa sauce.

And....

Corn syrup.

Producer: Wrong.

Corn syrup?!

Okay.. uhm.... it's a crab...

Mee hoon and scallop.

Jenn: Oh man.... Dan: Crab and tomato.

Tomato and crab...

And crab stick meat?

Producer: Okay, everyone blinds up.

Producer: No one won this round. There's no crab at all actually.

What?!

You guys fooled me.. I trusted you guys.

Jenn: Oh my.. Eh what's this? Ernest: Ohhh.. it's rice!!!!

It's called gambo.

Gambo?

Jenn: This is good eh... Ernest: Eh but this is very nice gambo actually.

Jenn: This is damn nice. Ernest: I've never had gambo but...

Now I will eat gambo.

But this is nice, I would actually eat the whole full bowl of this.

Ya it's damn good. It's like comfort food.

Ya it's a very comfort food. It feels very warm like you...

It's like a rainy day, and then you come in and you eat this, you'll be like whoaaa damn nice.

Alright.. so the next round...

Our producer told us that she's gonna amp it up a little bit and things will get...

Spicier and spicier cause she's gonna give us some epic sauces.

So let's find out. LET'S GO!

Wait.. where is it?

Okay I guess we can taste it now.

Prawn.

Right?

Asparagus.

And garlic.

I got it!

Green bean, yabby, and sausage.

Dan: Sorry what you're saying? Producer: Wrong.

Whattttt?

Eh what's this thing? It feels like...

A long and thick... Long and big.

Some vegetable...

That's not an answer Dan.

Prawn, sausage and garlic.

Dan: See when I say sausage. Producer: Yes, Ernest got it correct.

Dan: See Ernest will steal my answer. Jenn: What....

I didn't steal your answer, I know there's a sausage in this.

This thing I'm holding in my hand now is a sausage.

Producer: The green thing is a French bean.

Oh French bean....

That's why I said some vegetable.

Oh so French bean, green bean different thing?

I like how the food set up was very simple.

It's just like French bean, sausage and then like...

Ernest: Uhh with the prawn. Jenn: I was like over thinking.

So if you want really awesome prawn.

Wow.. this... this is nice. I love it.

Is it very fresh?

Ernest: You should come here. Jenn: It's very fresh. Dan: Describe it.

Alright, so we just finished with that dish.

So that score now is one, one, and....

Zerooooo!!!

Yes... I mean like what's new la?

So anyway we are on to the next dish so let's go!

And see if Dan can redeem himself but....

Ernest: You know... if you have been following this series, you know he can't. Dan: What.. Why??

I always redeem myself at the last moment.

Uh.....

Crab, garlic...

And sauce.

Crab, butter and broccoli.

Uhm... Butter, broccoli and mussels.

Producer: Ernest is correct.

What's up guys!!!

Okay I really like this one.

Uhmm.. Because I think it is cooked like those uhm....

Lemak and butter a little bit.

So it has a very Malaysian taste to it.

So it's like a combination of the...

Ang mo and the Asian a bit la.

It's like very buttery and...

Creamy and gooddddddddddd.

This is not spicy, this is like creamy.

Ya.

Spiciness level is zero.

Alright let's go next dish!

Where is it?

Kiwi.

Where is it?

Where is it?

Jenn: My favorite. Dan: Where's my kiap kiap?

Oh it's here, haha!

Producer: Uhh, three ingredients. GO!

Kay, mushroom, scallop, and lemon.

Producer: You got it correct!

Urgh.. why is it so sour one?

I, I bit into this just now...

Ernest: It was so sour.

When I touch it I just wanna check if it's orange or lemon.

The moment I touched this I know this was scallop.

Producer: So the sauce is signature Southern bank.

Producer: This is medium level.

It's damn good. I love this dish.

I've never had spicy scallop before.

Dan: The mushroom was also very big and it's hot. Ernest: The Southern taste.

It's, it's interesting.

The mushroom is like the nice type of butter mushroom.

I give you one scallop, I give you one scallop.

Eh yes la!

Awww.... bromance.

Uh, on the scale of 1-10, the spiciness is about....

Two to three.

Alright, so right now we are done with the dish...

And now we are on the final round.

The score is two, two, zero

And like always, because we are such nice people...

We are gonna do a sudden death round.

Whoever score this round gets three points.

In this last round we have to eat the food finish first...

Before we can answer.

Let's go!

Let's do it.

It's in front of us.. It's not in a plate right?

Jenn: Okay. Dan: What there's something moving?

Okay...

Wooo.. damn spicy weh...

Wow. Spicy-nya.

Wow.

Can I have some water?

Whoa damn spicy weh...

Sorry what did you say?

Can I have some water please....

Ha......!!

AHHHHHH!!!

OH MY GAWD.

Damn spicy.

I give up weh...

I don't think I can finish this can I just guess?

Freshwater prawn, crab.

Wait why is there prawn?

And... Chilli!

Whoa shit I'm crying inside weh...

Okay, it's prawn...

Mussel...

Broccoli...

And ah....

And ah.. And ahh... Squid.

Producer: Wrong.

Crab..

Mussels...

Lemon....

And... And...

And....

And...

Me, me, me, me!!

Crab, mussels, prawn and lemon!

Uh, Crab...

Crab...

Uh.. Uh....

Oh shit I cannot think already!!!

Crab, broccoli...

Mussels.

Where got broccoli?

Oh this is broccoli.. Okay.

And prawn.

Producer: Wrong.

Dan, Dan!

Broccoli.

I need water!

Producer: In front of you, in front of you...

Producer: Careful.. careful!

It was broccoli...

Mussels...

Water...

Uh......

Atomic Spice.

Oh wait... I get...

I get it, I get it!

Okay..

Kay...

Okay...

Uh... Mushroom...

Lemon...

Jenn: Mussels. Ernest: Faster lah!!

Eh correct or not?

Correct!!

Correct ah?

This is so not worth it!

Wooo.. it's damn spicy!

I can't move my mouth!

My mouth is numb!

Shit.

Okay this is hotter than Samyang.

And you feel like....

You.. you.. you feel like having some....

I mean if you're....

Whoa, crying weh...

I crying sia...

Weh... What's this?!

If you feel like eating something really hot....

Come to try this.

Oh, it's damn spicy.

Whoa I can't even chew properly what the shit weh!

I feel like....

The devil himself...

Kicked me in the stomach.

Then he slap me across the face.

Then before he go on, he kiss me.

And then he just say, I love you I'll be back.

Ya, it feels like a...

YASSSSS!

Dan, Ernest: Oh my godness, thank you thank you. Jenn: Oh yas, yas, thank you thank you so much!

Producer: So just now what you all had was the Death Valley.

The spiciest one of the tier.

Jenn: To be honest. Dan: Before I actually eat that...

Wow. they really actually finished it.

They come back for that.

Wow.. these people are....

Something.

Ya...

So Jenn wins this round.

Jenn cannot feel her face right now.

Jenn: Ya I cannot feel my face. Dan: Can we have some applause sound, thank you!

I don't care...

Because to me...

After this, everyone loses.

But ya.. Apparently this is not the spiciest one.

Smash the like button because we really took some sufferings for you guys.

So guys, what is your favorite dish?

I think my favorite dish was the prawn with garlic one...

With the.. with the French bean. I like that one a lot.

So my favorite dish was Signature Southern Bank.

Ohh... Okay... Cool!

So that's mine.. That's our favorite dish.

I guess that's the end of our episode and...

We will see you guys in the next one.

If I am alive.

Don't forget to smash the like.

Comment and...

Subscribe.

Smash that comment button!

Eh you're sweating.. you're sweating so much!

Ya.. I cannot already.. I am gonna die.

Your mouth is extra large.

Ya I know right...

Jenn: You see his head is shining. Ernest: I feel like Angelina Jolie right now.

For more infomation >> Insanely Spicy Crabs! - Duration: 12:51.

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Loài Dơi Ma Cà Rồng Hoang Dã Giờ Hút Cả Máu Người | Khoa Học Huyền Bí - Duration: 5:45.

Hey guys thanks for watching Beyond Science, it's Mikey Chen.

You know, when I first heard that vampire bats are a real thing.

I was kind of freaked out.

But then I did some research and was informed that

they usually only feed on the blood of creatures like birds and cattle.

And instead of feeling of being relieved,

I thought I bet these things are just [settling] for animals

and what a hundred percent suck a human dry, they have the chance.

I mean, come on, you can't trust anything that suck blood to stay alive.

That's why it didn't really surprise me when recent news reports are saying

that these vampire bats have been caught feeding on human beings.

And this is a huge problem in more ways than it watchs.

First of all, it's a bat sucking your blood, that terrifying enough.

But vampire bats are also known to transmit rabies.

So the disease could possibly spread everywhere

if these bat continue to feed on human.

Researchers believe that

the vampire bats are able to enter houses through holes in the roof or windows

as well as target people sleeping outside.

So time to install the extra door and grab some garlic.

And if you're wondering how the researchers found out that

the bats are feeding on human blood,

It was done through an experiment

at the Federal University of Pernambuco, Brazil,

where a test was made to see

what vampire bats will do if there was a scarcity of birds to feed on.

These particular breed of vampire bats also known as the hairy-legged vampire bats,

inhabit forest in northeastern Brazil

and are one of the three species of vampire bats

that feed only on blood.

Researchers analyzed 70 pieces sample from these bats

in a cave in Catimbau national parks Brazil

and found that three of the 70 samples have human blood in them.

This was surprising to them because in previous experiments

that bats actually starve themself to death

instead of drinking to the pig or goat blood that was available to them.

But this time, they actually drink human blood.

Apparently the reason why bats don't usually feed on mammal blood

is because mammal blood is thicker and harder for the bat system to process.

I guess humans don't really have that problem.

You know, in Chinese belief

if a wild animals suck a human's blood or eat human flesh

it becomes like an animal demon.

And when it has a taste of human blood or flesh

it's only gonna target human beings.

So, I don't know, maybe we're going to see

a bunch of bat demons flying out of Brazil one day.

Anyway, one of the explanation for this phenomenon is that

birds are getting harder and harder to find,

so the bats are resorting to such bloody measures.

An earlier study has shown that about half of the 510 species of birds in Brazil

are very sensitive to any disturbances by human.

So, if we continue to destroy their habitats and they disappears completely

then maybe the vampire bats in the region

which is really go on a rampage turning to vampire

and then there you go, vampire apocalypse.

I just want to say, if that happens

that would really suck.

Next up, apparently two teenage girls age 13 and 16

were hospitalized in Peru

after they were found possessed by strange chain messages sent to them through Whatsapp.

And if you don't know,

Whatsapp is a very popular messaging application.

These messages were supposedly satanic and somehow took over the girls

making them roll around the floor and babble incoherently in their home in southern Peru.

Their family called the paramedics immediately after they saw what's happening

but somehow found the time to actually film the girls.

The video shows the two teenagers wailing as help rush to the site.

They seem to be possessed

but was this really a supernormal demonic attack or

was it just somewhat sick idea of a joke?

We really don't know.

The footage shows the girls wearing PJs

and appearing to suffer from, what looks like convulsions.

Apparently the girls were also sedated

before being brought to the hospital as reported by a neighbor

who witnessed the whole thing.

The doctors at the hospital couldn't really shed more light on the situation

they only said that the girls were in a historical state when they arrived.

Ok, couple of things doesn't really add up for me here.

First of all, don't all teenage girls just babble incoherently anyway

and let's say this was real

and the girls were indeed possessed.

Explain something to me?

Is that is the double using whatsapp now?

and if that is the case, can you now exorcise demons to the use of instant messaging?

i guess that this could happen

because, I mean, that The Ring girl killing people through videotapes

By the way, just a random bit of information.

I know that The Second Ring, The Ring sequel is coming out

I just want to say that,

the last horror movie I've ever seen in its entirety was The Ring.

and after that I couldn't watch any horrible movie.

I was so freaked out after watching that movie.

and I was on a date actually watching the first Ring movie.

I just want to say, yep, scream like a little girl, not a good date.

And lastly guys, this week is really exciting

because the magazine, the Beyond Science magazine

will be coming out in just a few days.

Our research teams are already hard at work, putting the content together

and they found some really interesting fact on mermaid sightings.

And, even possible evidence for an ancient nuclear war

that predate the modern history of mankind.

So, I hope you guys will have that much fun learning about this stuff as we did finding it.

Anyway, the magazine will be launched on January 28.

I think that's a Saturday.

And like I said before,

this is going to be the first digital magazine to investigate

and report on the crazy things that science can't explain.

Because we want to be certain that magazine reports on the things

you most want to learn about.

And we want to do something super special for the first hundred people who signed up.

We will give the first 100 subscribers

the power to vote on future article topic.

So, you will decide what we put in future issues of the magazine.

And you will have a significant voice in shaping what this project will become.

We're calling it the Beyond Science Council

and again that will only be available to the first 100 subscribers.

So, if you want the best chance of becoming one of the first 100 subscribers or

just what early access the magazines

then you can actually click on the link in the description box

and enter your email.

That way I can let you know when the magazine goes life

before it's announced on this channel or on the Thunderclap.

Alright guys, thank you all so much for watching this video.

See you later.

For more infomation >> Loài Dơi Ma Cà Rồng Hoang Dã Giờ Hút Cả Máu Người | Khoa Học Huyền Bí - Duration: 5:45.

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Trump Rages 'Fake News' Media Is Officially Out Of Control - Duration: 0:48.

Trump Rages 'Fake News' Media Is Officially Out Of Control

by Tyler Durden

While it is unclear what the specific catalyst for this morning's outburst is (CNN censorship,

flip-flopping over spending bill, coverage of Susan Rice?), President Trump has taken

to Twitter to express his ongoing dissatisfaction with the mainstream media's coverage of his

presidency...

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Energy Update TOTAL Surrender - Duration: 4:37.

URGENT!

National Security and International Terrorism ALERT

by Colaborama

Please read the following notification carefully as it requires actions on your part and might

have legal implications for you and your office in future.

I am writing to inform you of large-scale human rights violations and systematic physical

attacks on the civilian population within all countries of the world using modern electromagnetic

weapons and neuro-weapons, often in combination with non-consensual implants and covertly

administered nanotechnology.

What makes these weapons particularly dangerous and devastating for societies is that they

act covertly.

Using the fact that electromagnetic waves propagate without being noticed by humans

and can penetrate walls, these weapons can be used to destroy human life and permit the

perpetrators to escape detection.

The systematic and clandestine nature of the crimes and their striking similarity around

the world indicate that it is a global program run by the international military-intelligence

complex committing premeditated mutilation, torture, systematic subjugation and a silent

genocide of parts of the population.

It amounts to crimes against humanity and a global death camp program.

I am writing to formally request that under you statutory duty to investigate crimes against

humanity, protect the civilian population from acts of terrorism, communicate matters

of national importance to your government and uphold human rights, or otherwise, you

pass on this message to the relevant authorities and you yourself act within your means to

ensure that all victim cases are investigated and that these large-scale criminal operations

are shut down in your country by 1st June 2017.

The actions you take in response to this communication will be followed up over the coming months

and, should it turn out that you chose to ignore this notification and your duties to

act to stop these crimes and to support the victims, you might be charged with, for example,

official misconduct, malfeasance in office, dereliction of duty, conspiracy, aiding and

abetting crimes against humanity, high treason or your legal system�s equivalent of such

offences.

Should that be the case, you will be called to account and held liable in one of the upcoming

court or tribunal cases for crimes against humanity.

The attacks on victims are launched from mobile directed energy weapon units as well as telecommunication

infrastructure such as cell towers and satellite systems.

This is an integrated weapons system that has been built up covertly around the world.

The weapons system is now fully operational around the world and is destroying innocent

victims� life in the millions and is subverting nations covertly.

Individual victims are hounded and tormented by the national surveillance networks, encircled

by perpetrators at all times and systematically tortured and mutilated with electromagnetic

as well as ultrasonic weapons in public as well as in their homes.

The assaults exploit the fact that beams from electromagnetic weapons are silent, invisible

and can penetrate the walls of buildings such that victims can be assaulted everywhere without

leaving traces that lead back to the perpetrators.

By these means, victims are effectively placed into individual concentration camps that are

erected around them by the intelligence agencies, corrupted members of law enforcement and their

network of criminal operatives.

This operation is accompanied by targeted slander campaigns, infiltration and subversion

of every aspect of victims� life, including their social circle, their family, their work

place and especially their medical care.

Operatives enter victims� home clandestinely, damage property, sabotage computer equipment

directly or remotely, poison food and run harassment campaigns to psychologically disintegrate

the victims so that they are eventually driven to suicide or are murdered.

The electromagnetic and neuro-weapons have capabilities that transcend anything that

the world has experienced in terms of weapons technology in the past.

Due to their ability to attack and manipulate biological processes, inner organs and the

human nervous system as well as neurological processes,these devices are the most dangerous

weapons produced by mankind to date.

The effect on humans is devastating as the weapons can simulate many illnesses, cause

pain and organ damage, brain damage, strokes, heart attacks and death.

The most common form of harm through the use of these weapons is DNA damage and tumour

formation and eventually cancer.

DNA damage in the reproductive eggs of women alters the mitochondrial DNA and thus damages

entire future generations.

The operations of these weapon systems is therefore a threat to the future of humanity

itself.

Another insidious aspect of these weapons is that they can be used to impair, alter

and control human bodily functions, movement, behaviour and even thought processes often

without the realisation of the victim.

This can be used to subvert the functioning of every aspect of human endeavour from personal

relationships, business endeavours, to democratic processes and the national security infrastructure

of a nation.

Mobile directed energy weapons come in all sizes and have various capabilities.

They are hidden by the perpetrators in adjacent properties, cars, drones, planes and even

parts of the national infrastructure.

Agents of the surveillance networks carry assault weapons in bags and rucksacks.This

covert weapons system is fully integrated and centrally controlled.

Victims who fled to other countries discovered that their assault protocol travels with them

and is continued by the local surveillance and law enforcement system in whichever country

they reside.

From what could be established from declassified documents, the organisational matrix of the

assault teams follows the protocol used for the death squads run by the large intelligence

agencies in, for example, Vietnam and South American countries.

It is of paramount importance for national security to stop this terrorism and shut down

the funding and the systems that enable its proliferation.

The weapons technology itself has largely been classified for a very long time.

There are, however, countless publicly known cases from around the world where the weapons

have been applied to individuals over many years with the intent to intimidate, torture,

maim and murder.

From the testimonies of those victims, many of whom have shared their plight online on

blogs and through social media, publicly known patents and declassified documents, we know

of the devastating effect of these weapons and the staggering scale of the crimes being

committed around the world.

Please assist us in stopping this global silent Holocaust.

Yours sincerely,

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TOP 10: бесплатные игры 2016-2017 - Duration: 9:02.

Many people, not without reason They believe that good games

are only paid games.

Therefore, they either buy, or pirates.

And in general, this is true: good game - always a long and

hard work of a large team, plus a considerable investment of,

and, at times, and a lot of money.

But sometimes it happens that and pirates do not need, and pay

money, too, because in the world there is a video game

thing as shareware access, also known

as a Free-to-Play.

That's the best ten free PC games, published in

2016-2017-ies I now talk by giving them places.

The more interesting, from my point of the game, the higher place.

If this all is clear, let's start.

10 place.

Line of Sight.

Today we will have a lot of online shooters, and this one

of them.

In short, before you budget option for multiplayer

Call postrelushek in style of Duty.

The main difference between the project - a serious approach to setting

weapons.

Given that the game is shareware, for the most delicious things

you will be asked for money, but and without them, you can also play

completely.

The game is well optimized, It has very modest system

requirements and quite nice, not indie chart.

Of the minuses note substandard localization, which, according to

the idea should be to fix in the future, a small amount

cards and do not always filled server.

If you open the game, for example, Monday morning, the

opponents can not wait, so run it better

in the evening of the day.

9th place.

Last Man Standing.

We continue another shooter, this time with a little

a bias in the survival simulator.

In short, the game will appeal all fans of War Z, H1Z1

and Playerunknown's Battlegrounds.

Only if the previous projects you will be asked

money here do not pay necessary.

I downloaded, launched and forth.

Kneading is quite simple: you yourself with bare hands

on the big map that It will be gradually narrowed.

In the finals of the hundreds of heroes there will be one.

Arms full, any body kit also.

There are even some transport.

Compare this game with premium counterparts, of course,

It is possible, but it may not work correctly.

Of the minuses: insufficient performance due

What system requirements a little too high, a lot of

bugs, no Russian language, as well as instant

the death of the first shot enemy.

Although the latter may, someone thinks advantage.

8th place.

Heroes & Generals.

This first-person shooter too similar to Call of Duty, only

not the one on which you will immediately We thought, and on the very first,

in which the second atmosphere A world where on the battlefield

find out the relationship between a German, Russian, and, of course

the same Americans.

At first glance, the game can push archaic graphics,

but if you look a little, it can be concluded that

it's not so bad.

Maps pleasing lack bellhop.

Some locations are located spacious, specially

for snipers and amateurs sit in ambush.

Of the minuses in the arena all the same optimization deficit

maps, modes deficit, and cheaters.

Yes, but still people complain on the skewed balance.

But in general, if there is no money on the Call of Duty or Battlefield, the

this game is quite a nothing.

7th place.

Atom Fishing II.

Finally, not a shooter.

Moreover, there is no need neither shoot nor waving arms.

Your only weapon - fishing gear, and

victim - a fish.

But fishing is not simple, but we can say with humor.

The game is fun, so, as it can be fun

fishing under Nuclear postapokalipsisa.

Our game did so well here is not only

with humor, but also with the Russian, including sound,

localization.

As long as you run on the locations, the game looks like a well-known

substance, and when you approach a body of water, switchable

in the first-person view, then everything becomes almost

photorealistic.

Not everywhere, of course, the same casting animation looks

shabby, but for shareware game - what you need.

Its main drawback - the inability to please everyone.

Sitting on the bank of the river, and mesmerize float

- not everyone loves.

6th place.

Ball 3D: Soccer Online.

Again, not a shooting.

This game is something average between air hockey

and Rocket League.

Taken from the first round chips-players, and from the second

in the general idea, when several unfamiliar players together

the team to try beat another such.

Those who have no money for FIF-y, but I want to score goals

- This game is recommended strongly, as well as

and those who sit at work for the weak, the office computer,

connected to the network, and tests while boredom.

Pros game - plenty of fun, a large gaming community,

a lot of tournaments, not very much obliging Donat

and interesting mechanics.

Cons - doubtful physics, not much of a

graphics, the lack of Russian language, and not the

quality work servers.

To understand what arguments outweigh - swing and run,

For the game weighs practically nothing, and it is always possible to remove,

if you do not go down.

5th place.

Atlas Reactor.

This is a game I would recommend XCOM fans, if

not its atmosphere, which more like Overwatch - the game

soft touch, and some even a child.

The meaning of the gameplay is that each other fighting team

of the four players.

Fight against bots, or in PvP mode.

The game, in spite of its little-known, quality.

Interesting fighting ability heroes are complemented pleasant

picture, a large number of tournaments, and addictive,

tactical battles.

But there is a huge project minus: it is fragmented on

separate paid packages, total value of

currently stands at absolutely spectacular

9300 rubles.

And you will get for free a small piece

games.

In general, a sort of a free-to-play it turns out: the characters is small,

they will change each week and pumping highly

slow.

But if you strongly dislike tactical, turn-based battles, try

can.

4th place.

Fallout Shelter.

This game will come to PC mobile devices, but

at the same time is not lost, no gameplay is interesting,

or in management.

In fact, before you Socio-building

simulator in which you encouraged to develop

seekers meet requests its citizens, fight

Raiders of the attacks and mutants, and to delegate

the most capable in the Wasteland for prey.

If the grasp, then it all can tighten.

In addition, the game is quite It does not require your money.

For the money you can buy here some improvements

will be for you to carry certain actions,

you could carry themselves, with sufficient

the amount of free time.

The game is characterized by the fact that it is possible to pass completely,

and while the end itself No, but the development of the asylum

It has its limits, and when it is achieved, it is

not interested.

3rd place.

Paladins.

If you like Overwatch, but not enough to pay

money for it, then try this game.

For shareware project there really

everything is very good.

Pleasant, albeit cartoonish graphics, original characters

with their skills, very dynamic combat and a large

focus on batch reaction.

In addition, there is really a large audience, so

that for a long time to sit in The lobby does not have to.

Well, there are virtually Donat It does not affect the gameplay,

at least for the current moment.

Of the minuses can be noted sometimes not a stable job

servers, periodicals breaks and, perhaps, cheaters,

which is always full in games that day

played by thousands of people.

But in general, tolerated, and In fact, we have one

of the best free games modernity.

2nd place.

Alien Swarm: Reactive Drop.

Silver has been decided to give this command, the cooperative

shooter, whose creators, like would not have invented anything

so special, but in the same time, able to do

gameplay catchy and interesting.

How can all be interesting shareware

a game.

Scold team up to 8 people Space

ship, firing alien monsters or participate

in PvP-battles with several modes.

Special attention should be availability of pay system

Lock the doors.

To fend off resurgent enemies, you have to brew

door sometimes play cruel joke, because retreat

would be nowhere.

Negative aspects of this action may be called

quite conventional physics, nondescript graphics, present

technical errors and monotony gameplay that

reveals all for the first half an hour, and then there is a recurrence.

1 place.

Gvint.

Gold, by an effort, It was decided to give one

game, which is capable of hook so that will not

It seems.

And in general, against the backdrop of oversupply shooters, card-collector

Gvint the third Witcher, It was not just fresh

jet, but something more meaningful.

There is an opinion that neither the Hearthstone, or The Elder Scrolls: Legends, neither

another similar game, whom there are several

tens falls short to interesting to Gvinta.

Despite the fact that at present the project is

in beta testing, get to it the key is not

It is difficult, therefore, you can play right now,

without waiting for the release.

Availability: 5 unique decks, quite unusual,

atypical rules enormous number of tactics, and full

lack of pressure from Donata side: card directly

You can not buy, and all that fall for the money, just

You can also get and own.

In general, if you are tired from shooters and card-collectible

games like: Gvint - the game for weeks and months, and it is unlikely

whether in the near future, including shareware games

will be released, something more tightening and unusual.

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What Happens When We Die - Enjoying Everyday Life - Duration: 28:33.

ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM IS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

JOYCE: WELL, I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU JOINED US TODAY

AND I BELIEVE THE WORD OF GOD IS GOING TO ENRICH YOUR LIVES.

I HAVE A SUBJECT TODAY THAT MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE BIT UNIQUE

WHEN I FIRST GET STARTED, BUT GOD PUT IT ON MY HEART

AND I THINK IT'S GONNA REALLY HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.

I WANNA TALK TO YOU TODAY ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO US

WHEN WE DIE.

YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW,

BUT TOMORROW ALWAYS COMES.

AND DEATH IS SOMETHING THAT WE ABSOLUTELY, NOT ONE OF US,

CAN AVOID.

THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS THAT WE CAN AVOID IN LIFE, BUT WE'RE

ALL GOING TO SOMEDAY DIE.

SO, IT IS A VALID SUBJECT THAT WE NEED TO SPEND A LITTLE BIT

OF TIME WITH BECAUSE WE WANNA MAKE SURE THAT WHEN WE DIE THAT

WE END UP IN THE RIGHT PLACE AFTER THAT.

AND DEATH REALLY IS JUST DEATH HERE.

IT'S NOT, LIKE, YOU DON'T JUST STOP BEING.

YOUR BODY HERE JUST TURNS TO ASHES AND DUST,

AND YOUR SOUL AND YOUR SPIRIT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

AND SO, WE ONLY HAVE TWO CHOICES.

AND TO PUT IT VERY BLUNTLY, WE'RE EITHER GONNA GO TO HEAVEN

OR WE'RE GONNA GO TO HELL.

AND I THINK ANY SANE PERSON, WITHOUT EVEN HAVING VERY MUCH

OF A DESCRIPTION, WOULD CHOOSE HEAVEN AND NOT HELL.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT IN HELL IT'S GONNA BE MISERABLE,

WEEPING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.

NOW, OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT BELIEVERS IN CHRIST,

MANY TIMES DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS AT ALL.

OR MAYBE YOU'VE EVEN COME UP WITH SOME KIND OF A DOCTRINE

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET TO BE REINCARNATED

AND COME BACK AS SOMETHING ELSE.

I GUESS, THAT'S COMFORTING, BUT IT'S NOT BIBLICAL.

THE BIBLE SAYS THAT, IN HEBREWS 9:27,

AND I LOVE THIS: "FOR IT IS APPOINTED FOR [ALL] MEN ONCE

TO DIE," NOT OVER AND OVER AND COMING BACK AS SOMETHING

ELSE, BUT ONCE TO DIE, "AND AFTER THAT THE JUDGMENT."

AND SO, WE'RE ALL GONNA FACE GOD.

I LOVE ROMANS 14:12 THAT SAYS THAT "EVERY MAN," EVERY MAN,

"WILL GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF TO GOD."

SO, LET'S JUST THINK FOR A MINUTE.

THE DAY IS GONNA COME WE'RE ALL, WHETHER YOU'RE BORN AGAIN OR NOT

BORN AGAIN, WE'RE ALL GONNA STAND BEFORE GOD AND

GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF OUR LIVES.

AND DEATH IS NOT ANYTHING THAT WE NEED TO BE AFRAID OF.

ONE OF THE BENEFITS OF BEING A BELIEVER IN JESUS CHRIST IS THAT

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF DEATH.

MATTER OF FACT, THE OLDER YOU GET, SOMETIMES YOU'RE KINDA

LIKE, "OKAY, LORD, I'M READY TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I'VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH."

NOW, YOU KNOW, I ENJOY MY LIFE.

I'VE GOT A GREAT LIFE, BUT YOU KNOW, LIVING IN THE WORLD IS--

IT CAN GET, TO SAY THE LEAST, A LITTLE BIT ANNOYING SOMETIMES,

YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT AREN'T VERY

PLEASANT TO PUT UP WITH.

AND YOU KNOW, THE BOTTOM LINE IS, IS THIS IS NOT OUR HOME, WE

WERE NEVER INTENDED TO BE HERE FOR ETERNITY AND SO, THE LONGER

YOU'VE BEEN HERE, THE MORE YOU'RE THINKING, YOU KNOW,

"I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE LORD FACE TO FACE."

THE BIBLE TEACHES US THAT THROUGH THE HOLY SPIRIT,

WE'VE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE FEAR OF DEATH.

AND SO, I HAVE TO WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING TODAY

THAT THE VERY THOUGHTS OF DEATH OR EVEN THE SUBJECT I'M TALKING

ABOUT TODAY, JUST REALLY FRIGHTENS YOU.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF NO LONGER BEING HERE IN THE

EARTH AND BEING SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE

GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

AND--BUT SADLY, THERE ARE EVEN BELIEVERS IN CHRIST WHO STILL

AREN'T SURE WHERE THEY'RE GONNA END UP.

AND IT REALLY MAKES ME SAD WHEN I SAY TO SOMEBODY, "WELL,

DO YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE?"

AND THEY SAY, "I HOPE SO."

NO CHRISTIAN HAS TO HOPE SO.

IF WE REALLY BELIEVE THE WORD OF GOD,

THEN WE KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT WE KNOW THAT WE'RE GONNA LIVE

FOREVER IN HIS PRESENCE.

REVELATION 22:12: "BEHOLD, I'M COMING SOON."

LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN.

"BEHOLD," JESUS SAID, "I AM COMING SOON."

NOW, YOU KNOW, MY SOON AND GOD'S SOON, I'VE FOUND OUT, ARE

SOMETIMES NOT THE SAME THING.

BUT IN THIS INSTANCE, I DON'T WANT TO ASSUME THAT IT'S

SOMETHING HE'S GONNA PUT OFF.

"AND I SHALL BRING MY WAGES AND MY REWARDS WITH ME,

TO REPAY AND RENDER TO EACH ONE JUST WHAT HIS OWN

ACTIONS AND HIS OWN WORK MERIT."

NOW, THIS IS SOMETHING WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT A LITTLE BIT

BECAUSE, AS A BELIEVER IN JESUS CHRIST, WE ARE NOT

GONNA BE JUDGED ON OUR SALVATION AS FAR AS I DON'T--I CAN'T WORK

MY WAY INTO HEAVEN.

THAT'S A GIFT OF GOD THAT'S RECEIVED ONLY BY FAITH,

EPHESIANS 2:8 AND 9, BEAUTIFUL SCRIPTURES.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT RECEIVED CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR,

THIS SHOULD BRING YOU GREAT COMFORT TODAY, AND IT SHOULD

HELP YOU MAKE A DECISION TODAY THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA

PUT IT OFF ANY LONGER.

"FOR IT IS BY FREE GRACE (GOD'S UNMERITED FAVOR) THAT YOU ARE

SAVED (DELIVERED FROM JUDGMENT AND MADE A PARTAKER OF CHRIST'S

SALVATION) AND IT'S THROUGH [YOUR] FAITH."

SO, GOD IS JUST ASKING US TO BELIEVE.

BELIEVE THAT JESUS DIED FOR YOU, BELIEVE THAT HE PAID FOR YOUR

SINS, BELIEVE THAT HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD, THAT HE IS NOW SEATED

AT THE RIGHT HAND OF THE FATHER, THAT HE LOVES YOU, HE CARES

ABOUT YOU, AND THAT BY SIMPLE FAITH IN HIM, YOUR SINS CAN BE

FORGIVEN AND YOUR NAME CAN BE WRITTEN IN THE LAMB'S BOOK

OF LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK

RIGHT HERE AND GIVE A BIG SHOUT-OUT TO GOD, AMEN?

WHAT GOOD NEWS IS THAT.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

JOYCE: "AND IT IS NOT OF YOURSELVES [IT'S NOT OF YOUR OWN

DOING, IT CAME NOT THROUGH YOUR OWN STRIVING],

BUT IT IS THE GIFT OF GOD."

IN OTHER WORDS, WE CAN'T EARN IT, WE CAN'T DESERVE IT.

THERE'S NO AMOUNT OF GOOD WORKS ON MY PART OR YOUR PART THAT

COULD EVER MAKE ME GOOD ENOUGH FOR GOD TO SAY,

"OKAY, NOW YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH, I'LL RECEIVE YOU."

IT'S ALWAYS THROUGH CHRIST.

HE CAME AND DID FOR US WHAT WE COULD NEVER DO FOR OURSELF.

HE CAME AND HE LIVED A PERFECT, SINLESS LIFE IN A HUMAN BODY AND

HE TOOK OUR SINS TO THE CROSS WITH HIM.

"NOT BECAUSE OF ANY WORKS [OR ANY FULFILLMENT OF THE LAW],

LEST ANY MAN SHOULD BOAST."

IN OTHER WORDS, GOD DOESN'T WANT US TO SAY,

"WELL, I DESERVE THAT," OR "I'VE EARNED THAT."

YOU KNOW, NO MATTER HOW GOOD ANY ONE OF US MIGHT BE, WE STILL

CAN'T SAY THAT WE DESERVE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

WITH GOD BECAUSE HIS HOLINESS AND GREATNESS IS SO FAR REMOVED

FROM ANY AMOUNT OF GOODNESS THAT WE COULD EVER DO.

AND SO, EVEN PEOPLE THAT ARE WATCHING TODAY AND YOU JUST

THINK, "WELL, I'M A GOOD PERSON," YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU MIGHT BE, BUT THAT'S STILL NOT GONNA GET YOU INTO HEAVEN.

BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW GOOD WE ARE, THE BIBLE SAYS IF WE LIVE

ACCORDING TO THE LAW, IF WE DO ONE THING WRONG, THEN WE'RE

GUILTY OF DOING EVERYTHING WRONG.

THAT'S WHY WE NEED JESUS.

WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR ETERNITY, WHETHER YOU'RE BORN AGAIN

OR YOU'RE NOT BORN AGAIN, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US,

WE NEED TO PREPARE FOR ETERNITY.

YOU SEE, IT'S VERY PLAIN THAT A BELIEVER IS NOT GONNA BE JUDGED

ON WHETHER THEY'RE SAVED OR NOT.

WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE GOD, IF HE WERE TO SAY, "WHY SHOULD

I LET YOU IN," YOU SIMPLY SAY, "BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN JESUS,"

AND THAT'S THE END OF IT.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE JUDGED AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE

GONNA BE SAVED, BUT, AND THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I THINK A LOT

OF BELIEVERS REALLY DON'T PONDER ENOUGH, WE WILL BE JUDGED

FOR AND RECEIVE OR LOSE REWARDS FOR THE WORKS THAT WE HAVE OR

HAVE NOT DONE WHILE WE'RE HERE.

LET ME SAY IT AGAIN.

WE WILL BE JUDGED FOR THE WORKS THAT WE'VE DONE HERE.

AND THE BIBLE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT ANY WORK THAT WE'VE DONE THAT IS

NOT DONE WITH A PURE MOTIVE WILL BE BURNED UP AND WE WILL LOSE

THE REWARD OF IT, EVEN THOUGH WE OURSELVES WILL BE SAVED.

SO I CAN DO ALL KINDS OF GOOD WORKS THAT'S WHY, SEE, YOU MIGHT

THINK YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PERSON.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF YOU'RE NOT IN CHRIST, IF YOU'RE NOT A BELIEVER IN CHRIST,

NONE OF THAT GOODNESS IS GONNA COUNT FOR ANYTHING

WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE GOD.

AND--BUT IT'S COMFORTING FOR ME TO KNOW THAT I MAY PUT OUT

A LOT OF EFFORT HERE AND MAYBE I LOVE MY ENEMIES AND I'M GOOD TO

PEOPLE THAT REALLY AREN'T VERY EASY TO BE GOOD TO AND,

YOU KNOW, I GIVE FINANCIALLY INTO THE KINGDOM AND, YOU KNOW,

I BELIEVE WE SEE REWARDS HERE, BUT IF WE DON'T SEE HERE WHAT

WE THINK WE SHOULD SEE, THE GOOD NEWS IS, IS WE ARE GOING

TO SEE IT WHEN WE GET TO HEAVEN.

AND I BELIEVE THAT WE ALL HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF WONDERFUL

REWARD STORED UP FOR US AND, TO BE HONEST, I DON'T WANNA GET TO

HEAVEN AND FIND OUT THAT I HAD ALL THIS STUFF THAT COULD HAVE

BEEN A BENEFIT TO ME BUT I JUST LOST OUT BECAUSE I WASTED MY

TIME OR I'M A BELIEVER IN CHRIST BUT I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE BEING

ANGRY AT SOMEBODY THAT DID SOMETHING WRONG TO ME

WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

SO, FOR A BELIEVER, IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE UNDERSTAND THE

POWER OF OBEDIENCE AND HOW EACH ONE OF US NEEDS TO WORK WITH

THE HOLY SPIRIT TO STRIVE TO DO EVERYTHING THAT GOD WANTS US TO

DO AND TO LIVE ACCORDING TO THE PROMPTINGS OF THE HOLY SPIRIT.

I READ A STATEMENT RECENTLY AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY

LIKE THIS.

IT SAID, "NOBODY NEEDS TO BE AFRAID OF FAILURE, WHAT WE NEED

TO BE MORE AFRAID OF IS THAT WE MIGHT SUCCEED AT DOING SOMETHING

USELESS."

IS THAT NOT GOOD?

MATTER OF FACT, I THINK THAT BEARS REPEATING.

WE DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID OF FAILURE.

WHAT WE NEED TO FEAR IS SPENDING OUR LIVES DOING SOMETHING,

SUCCEEDING AT DOING SOMETHING USELESS.

BOY, I LOVE THAT.

DON'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE HERE ON THE EARTH.

PSALM 119:19: "I AM A STRANGER AND A TEMPORARY RESIDENT

ON THE EARTH; HIDE NOT YOUR COMMANDMENTS FROM ME."

YOU KNOW, THIS IS NOT OUR HOME.

IF YOU'RE NOT REAL COMFORTABLE HERE, IT STANDS TO REASON

THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE.

MATTER OF FACT, I THINK IF YOU'RE TOO COMFORTABLE HERE,

THAT INDICATES THAT THERE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

WE'RE MERELY PASSING THROUGH.

THIS IS NOT OUR HOME.

WE'RE PASSING THROUGH.

WE HAVE A JOB TO DO WHILE WE'RE HERE AND THAT'S TO REPRESENT

CHRIST IN THE EARTH, SO PEOPLE MIGHT SEE HIM THROUGH US.

I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, "IF GOD DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR US TO

DO AFTER WE'RE BORN AGAIN, HE WOULD JUST SAY, 'WELL, COME ON

HOME NOW,' AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL

THIS STUFF HERE."

BUT HE LEAVES US HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE A JOB TO DO FOR HIM.

WE'RE PARTNERS WITH GOD AND WE'RE PARTNERING WITH HIM IN THE

EARTH, DOING HIS WILL, LETTING PEOPLE SEE JESUS THROUGH US.

AND SO I BELIEVE, THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR

THE LAST YEAR, WE NEED TO SPEND MOST OF OUR HERE TIME GETTING

READY FOR THERE.

BUT YOU KNOW, EVEN AS BELIEVERS, I THINK IF WE'RE HONEST ABOUT

IT, HOW MUCH TIME DO WE EVEN SPEND THINKING ABOUT ETERNITY?

HOW MUCH TIME DO WE REALLY EVEN SPEND THINKING ABOUT, "I'M GONNA

MEET THE LORD FACE TO FACE SOME DAY, AND HE'S GONNA ASK

FOR AN ACCOUNTING OF MY LIFE."

AND NONE OF US ARE GONNA GIVE A PERFECT ACCOUNTING, BUT IT

DOESN'T NEED TO FRIGHTEN US BECAUSE IF WE'VE JUST DONE

THE BEST WE COULD FOR THE GLORY OF GOD, THEN THAT'S GONNA COUNT

FOR EVERYTHING.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HAD TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING IN MYSELF

AND I REALLY GOT AN ANSWER ONLY ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO.

AND THAT IS, IS THAT IT SEEMS LIKE I FIND THIS LOW-LEVEL

DISCONTENT IN ME SOMETIMES.

NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE, NO MATTER WHAT I'M DOING, NO MATTER HOW

GOOD LIFE IS, THERE'S STILL, KIND OF LIKE, THIS "THERE'S

SOMETHING ELSE THAT I WANT AND I DON'T EVEN REALLY KNOW

WHAT IT IS."

AND YOU KNOW, PAUL SAID, "I'VE LEARNED TO BE CONTENT IN ALL

THINGS," AND SO I GOT A LITTLE BIT FRUSTRATED WITH MYSELF

BECAUSE I THOUGHT, "NOW, I SHOULDN'T FEEL LIKE THAT.

I'VE GOT A GREAT LIFE, GREAT FAMILY,

PEOPLE THAT LOVE ME, NICE HOME.

WHY WOULD I FEEL LIKE THIS?" WELL, THE ANSWER

IS IN THE BIBLE.

IN ECCLESIASTES 3:11, "HE HAS MADE EVERYTHING

BEAUTIFUL IN ITS TIME.

AND HE HAS PLANTED ETERNITY IN MEN'S HEARTS AND MINDS,"

NOW LISTEN TO THIS, "[A DIVINELY IMPLANTED SENSE OF A PURPOSE

WORKING THROUGH THE AGES WHICH NOTHING UNDER THE SUN

BUT GOD ALONE CAN SATISFY]"

IS THAT NOT BEAUTIFUL?

SO, IN OTHER WORDS, TO BE VERY HONEST, GETTING A NEW CAR

SHOULDN'T TOTALLY SATISFY US.

GETTING THE JOB OF OUR DREAMS SHOULD NOT TOTALLY SATISFY US.

MARRYING THE BEST-LOOKING MAN ON THE PLANET SHOULD NOT

TOTALLY SATISFY US.

BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING DEEP IN OUR HEARTS THAT WE KNOW WE

STILL CAN NEVER HAVE HERE, AND THAT'S SEEING JESUS FACE TO FACE

AND LIVING IN HIS PRESENCE, AMEN?

SO, I WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU IF YOU SAID, "MAN,

I AM TOTALLY SATISFIED HERE.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE THE EARTH, LOVE THE WORLD,

LOVE MY STUFF."

I'D BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU IF YOU SAID THAT TO ME THAN IF

YOU SAID, "YOU KNOW, JOYCE, I'VE GOT A GREAT LIFE.

I MEAN, GOD HAS BEEN SO GOOD TO ME, BUT THERE'S STILL JUST

A LITTLE SOMETHING THERE THAT I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING.

DO ANY OF YOU EVER FEEL THAT WAY?

DO YOU JUST WONDER WHY IS IT THAT NO MATTER WHAT I GET, IT

CAN'T SATISFY ME FOR VERY LONG?

AND SEE, THE THING THAT THE ENEMY HOLDS UP IN FRONT

OF PEOPLE AND IT HAPPENS TO BELIEVERS, BUT IT REALLY HAPPENS

TO UNBELIEVERS, IS IF THEY'RE UNHAPPY, THEY THINK,

"JUST THIS ONE MORE THING."

IF THEY CAN GET THIS ONE MORE THING, THEN THEY'RE GONNA BE

HAPPY.

BUT I WANT YOU TO HEAR ME LOUD AND CLEAR TODAY.

THINGS, SUCCESS, FAME, FORTUNE.

THEY DO NOT AND NEVER WILL HAVE AN ABILITY TO KEEP YOU HAPPY

LONG-TERM.

BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR OUR SPIRIT.

THEY MAY GET MY FLESH EXCITED.

I MEAN, I CAN SEE SOMETHING NEW, A NEW OUTFIT.

IT'S, LIKE, WHOO!

I CAN GET GOOSEBUMPS AND GET ALL EXCITED, LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S GONNA WEAR OUT.

AND ACTUALLY, THE TRUTH IS, NOW LISTEN TO THIS, EVERYTHING

THAT WE BUY AND BRING HOME, IT'S ALREADY IN THE PROCESS OF DECAY

WHEN YOU BRING IT IN YOUR HOUSE.

AND IT HAS NO REAL LIFE IN IT.

IT DOESN'T HAVE LIFE IN IT.

LIFE COMES FROM GOD AND GOD ALONE.

HE IS LIFE AND, IN HIM, IS THE LIFE THAT WE NEED.

AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT THINGS WEAR OUT, JUST GO TO

A NICE JUNKYARD.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: SEE, I'VE DONE THIS.

GO SIT, PARK YOUR CAR, LOOK AT A JUNKYARD AND JUST SAY,

"THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S DREAM AT ONE TIME.

SOMEBODY MAY HAVE LOST THEIR FAMILY OVER THAT.

SOMEBODY MAY HAVE LOST THEIR SALVATION OVER THAT."

THINGS ARE NOT NEARLY WHAT THE ENEMY WANTS US TO THINK

THAT THEY ARE.

AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER SCRIPTURE IN PHILIPPIANS 3:20:

"WE ARE CITIZENS OF THE STATE (AND THE COMMONWEALTH AND THE

HOMELAND) WHICH IS HEAVEN, AND FROM IT ALSO WE EARNESTLY AND

PATIENTLY AWAIT [THE COMING OF]

THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WHO IS OUR SAVIOR."

WE'RE CREATED FOR GOD, FOR GOD ALONE, AND NOTHING IN ALL

OF THIS WORLD CAN EVER SATISFY US TOTALLY EXCEPT HIM.

NOW, WELL, WHAT SHOULD OUR ATTITUDE BE TOWARD MATERIAL

THINGS?

YOU KNOW, THINGS, RIGHT NOW, I KNOW THAT I'M TALKING TO

A LOT OF PEOPLE IF YOU'VE LEFT THE TV ON LONG ENOUGH TO HEAR

ALL THIS MESSAGE.

I'M TALKING TO A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT YOU'RE LETTING THINGS

KEEP YOU AWAY FROM GOD.

AND TO BE HONEST, THERE'S EVEN BELIEVERS

LISTENING, PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACCEPTED CHRIST AS YOUR

SAVIOR, YOU'RE BORN AGAIN, BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY CHASING AFTER

THINGS OR PROMOTION AT WORK OR MORE OF THIS OR MORE OF THAT,

TOO BUSY TO GIVE GOD THE TIME THAT HE REALLY DESERVES,

BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS THAT HE IS TO BE FIRST IN ALL THINGS.

AND I WAS JUST LOOKING AT 1 JOHN 5:21 YESTERDAY

WHERE IT SAYS WE ARE TO "KEEP OURSELVES FROM IDOLS."

WE KEEP OURSELVES FROM LETTING ANYTHING ELSE GET IN FRONT

OF GOD.

AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE ALL HAVE TO REMIND OURSELVES OR

MAYBE EVEN WORK AT A LITTLE BIT.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ASK ME QUITE FREQUENTLY, "HOW DO YOU KEEP

YOUR PRIORITIES IN YOUR LIFE STRAIGHT, WITH ALL YOU HAVE

TO DO?" AND YOU KNOW WHAT I FINALLY--

I FINALLY JUST GOT THE GREAT ANSWER FROM GOD.

I DON'T KEEP 'EM STRAIGHT.

I'M ALWAYS STRAIGHTENING THEM OUT.

IN OTHER WORDS, WE HAVE TO PRETTY CONSTANTLY MAKE

ADJUSTMENTS SO I CAN--IF I FIND MYSELF UNHAPPY AND THERE DOESN'T

SEEM TO BE REALLY ANY REASON FOR ME TO BE UNHAPPY, USUALLY

IT'S BECAUSE I'VE GOTTEN MY PRIORITIES OUT OF LINE.

IF I FIND MYSELF EXHAUSTED ALL THE TIME, AND IF I HEAR MYSELF

COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW, WHEN WE HEAR OURSELVES COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME

AS BELIEVERS IN JESUS CHRIST, WE NEED TO SAY, "NOW, WHAT

IS THE ROOT OF THIS PROBLEM?" AND A LOT OF TIMES, THE ROOT OF

THE PROBLEM IS NOT THAT WE NEED MORE OF SOMETHING ELSE,

IT'S MAYBE THAT WE'VE LET THE SOMETHING ELSE BECOME

MORE IMPORTANT TO US THAN WHAT IT SHOULD BE.

MATTHEW 6:33: "SEEK FIRST THE KINGDOM OF GOD AND HIS

RIGHTEOUSNESS, AND WHAT--ALL OF THESE THINGS WILL BE ADDED

UNTO US."

NOW, GOD'S NOT AGAINST US HAVING THINGS.

HE CREATED BEAUTY.

HE WANTS US TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL THINGS.

HE WANTS HIS CHILDREN TO BE BLESSED.

BUT ONE OF THE THINGS WE CAN TRUST GOD TO DO IS NOT GIVE US

MORE AT ANY SEASON IN OUR LIFE THAN WHAT WE'RE ABLE TO HANDLE

AND KEEP HIM FIRST.

SO IF YOU'RE BELIEVING GOD FOR SOMETHING AND IT'S NOT COME

YOUR WAY YET, TRUST GOD THAT HIS TIMING IS PERFECT IN YOUR LIFE

AND BELIEVE THAT HE NOT ONLY WATCHES OVER US IN OUR LIVES,

BUT HE KNOWS WHAT WE CAN HANDLE AND WHAT WE CAN'T HANDLE

AND THANK GOD HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE US MORE THAN WE CAN HANDLE.

AND I'VE LEARNED TO PRAY A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY.

I DON'T PRAY, "GOD, GIVE ME THIS, GIVE ME THAT,

GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE."

I ALWAYS SAY, "GOD, THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO HAVE, BUT PLEASE

DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE THAN I COULD HANDLE

AND KEEP YOU FIRST IN MY LIFE."

SEE, I LOVE THAT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYTHING

TO COME BEFORE GOD.

YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T?

BECAUSE THIS IS NOT MY FINAL HOME.

I'M GONNA FACE GOD SOME DAY AND I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO BE ASHAMED

BECAUSE I LET EVERYTHING HERE BE MORE IMPORTANT TO ME

THAN HE WAS, AMEN?

AUDIENCE: AMEN.

JOYCE: I DON'T THINK GOD CARES HOW MUCH WE HAVE AS

LONG AS WE CAN KEEP HIM FIRST.

I MEAN THAT.

I THINK ANYBODY THAT CAN KEEP GOD FIRST IN THEIR LIFE, YOU

MIGHT BE AMAZED, GOD WILL JUST PROBABLY, AS WE SAY,

BLESS YOUR SOCKS OFF.

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

JOYCE: LUKE 12:15: "AND HE SAID TO THEM, GUARD YOURSELVES,"

SEE, HERE WE'RE GETTING A JOB AGAIN.

"GUARD YOURSELVES AND KEEP FREE FROM ALL COVETOUSNESS (THE

IMMODERATE DESIRE FOR WEALTH, AND THE GREEDY LONGINGS TO HAVE

MORE); FOR A MAN'S LIFE DOES NOT CONSIST IN AND IT IS NOT DERIVED

FROM POSSESSING OVERFLOWING ABUNDANCE OR THAT WHICH

IS OVER AND ABOVE HIS NEEDS."

NOW, THAT SCRIPTURE'S NOT SAYING IT'S WRONG TO HAVE IT.

DON'T MISINTERPRET IT, BUT HE SAYS, "YOUR LIFE IS NOT IN THAT.

YOU CAN DO WITHOUT THAT."

SEE, WE HAVE TO LEARN THAT THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WE CAN DO

WITHOUT BUT THE ONE THING WE CANNOT DO WITHOUT IS HAVING

A RICH, WONDERFUL, SATISFYING RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD

IN OUR LIVES.

YOU CAN DO WITHOUT THAT NEW HOUSE THAT YOU WANT THAT YOU

SEEM TO BE UNHAPPY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE,

BUT YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT GOD.

SO WE ARE TO KEEP HIM FIRST.

A SCRIPTURE THAT IS OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD IS 1 TIMOTHY 6:10:

"FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL."

IT DOES NOT SAY THAT MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.

MONEY IS NOT EVIL.

WE NEED MONEY TO LIVE IN THIS EARTH.

WE NEED MONEY TO PAY OUR BILLS.

AND TO BE HONEST, WE CANNOT EVEN BE A BLESSING TO THE POOR

OR OTHER PEOPLE IF WE DON'T HAVE MONEY TO DO IT WITH.

SO, GOD WANTS US TO HAVE OUR NEEDS MET, AND HE WANTS US TO

HAVE AN ABUNDANCE BESIDES THAT AS LONG AS WE CAN HANDLE IT

FAITHFULLY.

AND THAT MEANS THAT WE NEED TO REALIZE THAT WE ARE OWNERS

OF NOTHING AND STEWARDS OF EVERYTHING, AMEN?

WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING.

IT'S NOT MY THIS, MY THAT, MY SOMETHING ELSE.

I WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO, NOTHING, EXCEPT THAT GOD

GRACIOUSLY GAVE ME SOMETHING.

BUT HE'S GIVING IT TO US AS A STEWARD TO WATCH OVER

UNTIL HE CALLS US HOME.

THE BIBLE TELLS US VERY PLAINLY, "DON'T LOVE OR CHERISH

THE WORLD, NOR THE THINGS THAT ARE IN THE WORLD.

FOR ALL THAT IS IN THE WORLD, THE CRAVINGS OF THE FLESH,

LUSTFUL LONGINGS," IT ALL BELONGS TO THE EARTH.

"THESE THINGS DO NOT COME FROM THE FATHER BUT THEY COME

FROM THE WORLD [ITSELF]"

YOU KNOW, JESUS IS COMING SOON AND I WANNA LEAVE YOU

WITH THAT THOUGHT TODAY.

BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YOU THE WAY I FOUND YOU IF YOU'RE NOT IN

A RIGHT RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD.

JESUS IS COMING SOON, AND THERE WILL BE A TIME WHEN YOU WILL

GIVE AN ACCOUNTING FOR YOUR LIFE.

I ALREADY READ YOU A SCRIPTURE THAT SAID WE'RE SAVED BY GRACE,

NOT BY WORKS.

THERE IS NO PIT SO DEEP THAT GOD CAN'T REACH DOWN IN IT

AND LIFT YOU OUT TODAY.

HE LOVES YOU, HE'S LONGING FOR A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, AND

IF YOU'RE TIRED, YOU'RE WEARY, YOU'RE WORN OUT, YOU FEEL

HOPELESS, TODAY CAN BE A COMPLETE TURNAROUND DAY FOR YOU.

TODAY, ACTUALLY, IS THE BEGINNING OF THE REST

OF YOUR LIFE AND YOU CAN LIVE IT IN A BRAND NEW WAY

AND LIVE IT FOR GOD.

IF YOU'RE ALREADY A BELIEVER IN CHRIST, BUT YOU JUST KIND

OF HAVE GOD IN A LITTLE SUNDAY MORNING BOX AND YOU GO TO CHURCH

ONCE A WEEK AND YOU PRAY WHEN THERE'S A CRISIS, THERE'S

SOMETHING SO MUCH BETTER FOR YOU THAN THAT.

WHY NOT MAKE A DECISION TODAY THAT YOU'RE GONNA LIVE LIKE YOU

REALLY BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA STAND BEFORE GOD SOMEDAY

AND GIVE AN ACCOUNTING FOR YOUR LIFE?

IF YOU NEED TO MAKE ADJUSTMENTS, TODAY IS THE DAY TO DO IT.

IF YOU'RE NOT BORN AGAIN, IF YOU'VE NOT RECEIVED JESUS

AS YOUR SAVIOR, FIRST OF ALL I'M GONNA PRAY WITH YOU BUT THERE

IS A NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN.

WE'D LIKE YOU TO CALL IT.

WE HAVE A BOOK THAT WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU CALLED

"A NEW WAY OF LIVING."

IT'LL HELP YOU GET YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD STARTED

RIGHT, AND IT'LL KEEP YOU ON TRACK AND IT'S FREE.

WE'RE JUST GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU TODAY.

TODAY'S PROGRAM IS ABOUT YOU AND MAKING SURE THAT YOU ARE GONNA

BE IN HEAVEN AND NOT IN HELL WHEN YOUR TIME HERE IS UP.

SO IF YOU WANNA RECEIVE CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOR, IF YOU'RE

SERIOUS AND YOU MEAN IT, PRAY THIS SIMPLE LITTLE PRAYER

WITH ME.

I'LL PRAY A LINE, YOU PRAY OUT AFTER ME.

"FATHER, I LOVE YOU.

JESUS, I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE THE SON OF GOD.

YOU ARE GOD YOURSELF.

YOU DIED FOR ME, YOU PAID FOR MY SIN.

YOU ROSE FROM THE DEAD, AND YOU'RE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.

I GIVE MYSELF TO YOU.

TAKE ME JUST THE WAY I AM AND MAKE ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE.

I WANT TO BE A CHRISTIAN, AND TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY

OF THE REST OF MY LIFE, AMEN."

NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU MAY HAVE QUESTIONS.

THAT'S WHY THAT NUMBER'S ON YOUR SCREEN.

YOU CAN CALL AND OUR PEOPLE ARE STANDING BY TO ANSWER

ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU HAVE.

IF YOU NEED MORE PRAYER, WE'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO PRAY WITH

YOU ABOUT ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE.

AND I JUST WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT GOD LOVES YOU SO MUCH,

SO MUCH THAT HE SENT HIS ONLY SON TO DIE FOR YOU.

AND IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT WE GIVE HIM THE ATTENTION THAT

HE DESERVES.

MAKE SURE WHEN JESUS COMES THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THE RIGHT

PLACE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING WITH US AND GOD BLESS YOU.

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

MALE: I GET TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM,

NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING I'VE DONE OR WHO I AM,

BUT BECAUSE OF WHO HE IS.

FEMALE: I'M STARTING TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE THINGS

HE DIED FOR.

MALE: IT'S SOMETHING REALLY THAT YOU FEEL

AND IT'S IN YOUR HEART.

AND WHEN YOU DO, IT'S AMAZING.

ANNOUNCER: BEGIN YOUR NEW WAY OF LIVING WITH THIS FREE BOOK

FROM JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES AND GAIN CONFIDENCE

AND UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR NEW LIFE IN CHRIST.

SIMPLY CALL OR VISIT US ONLINE.

IT'S ALSO AVAILABLE AS A DIGITAL DOWNLOAD.

ANNOUNCER: THIS IS THE ONE YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

YOU'RE INVITED TO COME EXPERIENCE A HUGE ANNIVERSARY

CELEBRATION, TOGETHER WITH THOUSANDS OF WOMEN

FROM AROUND THE GLOBE AT OUR 35TH ANNIVERSARY,

LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE.

JOYCE: HIS LOVE IS PERFECT AND UNCONDITIONAL AND IT'S NOT

BASED ON ANYTHING WE DO OR DON'T DO.

ANNOUNCER: FEATURING JOYCE MEYER AND HER GUESTS:

JOEL OSTEEN-- JOEL: GOD WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN

YOU THE OPPORTUNITY IF HE HAD NOT ALREADY EQUIPPED

AND EMPOWERED YOU TO DO IT.

YOU ARE WELL ABLE TO DO WHAT GOD HAS CALLED YOU TO DO.

ANNOUNCER: JOHN GRAY, CHRIS TOMLIN, MICHAEL W. SMITH,

CECE WINANS, RUTH GRAHAM, AND DAVE MEYER.

EARLY BIRD PRICING ENDS MAY 31 SO REGISTER TODAY.

THE 2017 LOVE LIFE WOMEN'S CONFERENCE.

IT'S TIME FOR MORE JESUS, LESS DRAMA.

[MUSIC]

CC BY ABERDEEN CAPTIONING 1-800-688-6621 WWW.ABERCAP.COM

ANNOUNCER: THE PRECEDING WAS PAID FOR

BY THE FRIENDS AND PARTNERS OF JOYCE MEYER MINISTRIES.

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Transporte de veiculos/Simulador Veiculos/Jogos de caminhao/Furadeira/Video de jogos gratis infantil - Duration: 11:11.

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New Pets Animals for Kids and Families | Pets for kids | Handplaytv Learn animals. - Duration: 10:44.

New Pets Animals for Kids and Families

Pets for kids

Handplaytv Learn animals.

Scorpion

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Salmo 133 - Duration: 1:12.

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【Speedpaint】Tsundere ♥ Paint Tool SAI - Duration: 6:58.

Hi guys! I hope you enjoy the speedpaint! I don't actually know if this character is a tsundere! But I thought the song fit her!!

The commissioner actually said she hated pervs

Can't deny this song is cute still :D

I slowed down this speedpaint. I'm not sure if they are too fast.

I really like this character's skirt :D

Necklaces are always hard for me-

Can you image this characters sounding like the tsundere girl in this song :D

Gah! Braids are my enemy!!

Whenever I think about Tsunderes, I think about Helga Pataki (?) from "Hey Arnold." I hope she ended up with Arnold at some point ; _ ;

To be honest, one of my favorite parts of drawing is filling in the base colors!

Of course sliding my hand back and forth across the screen to pick a color can be painful sometimes.

I readjusted the skin shading a few times- wasn't sure if I wanted her to appear yellowish or purple pink-

*Blushies*

I will be releasing a tutorial soon on how I color eyes on my deviantart!

I've changed my eye coloring style a few times. It's just so fun to experiment!

I tried to add more strands of hair on this one- IDK if I failed or not...

*Piano*

Almost done!

Not really c:

I love tsunderes <3

Debating rather or not I actually like the shading here ^^;

*No more time* ENJOY THE SPEEDPAINT BYEEEEE

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