Yo, welcome back to episode 2 of the Witcher 3.
Anyhow, I was using my different headphones, uhh
because it has like, a little microphone on it and I thought like
"ah maybe the quality will be good" but the quality really sucked
so I'm sorry about the sound quality in the last episode
I'm just not using my headphones right now.
so i'm using the built in microphone so i hope this is a little bit better.
But, uhh, anyhow, we're stuck in this infinite loop. Welcome back to the Witcher 3.
There's unicorns?!
This dude is kinky.
Oh do we get to ride a horsey?
I wanna ride a horsey!
Well, seems simple enough.
Is he called Roach?
Ooooh he's so cute!
Aw, poor guys!
Definitely trying to think of a joke but nah.
Can't do it.
Not today.
Stars. Can't do it. Not today.
Putting on chappusticku.
There he goes.
*singing the LAs* there she goes
There she goes again~.
Well... eat and be eaten I guess...
Live and let live.
Live and let die.
...Die especially in this case.
Ooh I like your hair, coconuthead.
Is that Ian from Smosh?
Oh no, deer going in the background!
Well it sounds like paradise doesn't it?
What? Uhmm..
I don't think that is supposed to happen.
Okay.
I like this game so far.
*Chanting* bar fight, bar fight...
Me too boii.
Looking for a woman... Don't be creepy!
Oooh I'm sorry I thought looking for a woman meant something completely different
and I was like
maybe not?
Maybe not?
Ohhh prostitution,
you can tell that I'm Dutch because it just seemed like an option to me.
*In stupid voice* Bread.
Cheese.
Chicken.
Chicken leg.
Egg.
Grapes.
Plum.
Potatoes.
Homemade pepper vodka.
Need to get myself some of that!
Oooooh look at the kitty cat!
Cat.
Kitty cat.
Kitty cat.
Kitty cat.
Kitty cat.
I'm gonna chase around the kitty cat.
Hi kitty cat.
How you doin?
How you doin little buddy?
Kind of allergic to you but you're adorable.
Heey kitty cat.
Kiiiity cat, kiiiiity cat.
Kitty kitty kitty cat
Two schnappses!
Yeah, let's get wasted!
Did he break his legs every morning getting up?
Let's just make him really blunt with his feelings, let's make him a drama queen,
OF COURSE IT'S ABOUT LOVE
Foreshadowing.
He's probably gonna die but we can't save him.
Chase around the kitty cat!
Hello kitty cat, hello kitty cat
Kitty cat! Kitty cat!
Such a little kitty cat,
Such a cute little kitty cat, where is he?
Where'd he go? Where'd the kitty cat go?
There's the kitty cat! Aw, he's licking himself!
Taking care of himself.
Such a good kitty cat.
So, how you doing Elsa?
You letting it go?
*singing* running around at the speed of knuckles
What the fuck is going on?
There's an upstairs up this bitch, oh
I'm gonna try to figure this out
and go upstairs
but first
I am so disoriented because I'm not good at running.
Why can't I climb upstairs?
I just wanna go upstairs
and roll around in the barrels.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Why don't I hear like:
*immitating video game character noises*
Let's-, let's just take all of the quests.
Let's meditate.
*Reading out the text*
Okay, why not?
Cool.
Ooh the sun is low now.
I love that touch.
Oh wow look at that sky.
Holy shit, I love, like, the detail they put into this.
Skyrim, suck a dick!
Actually I'm enjoying this more than Skyrim
I couldn't get into Skyrim that much, I don't know why
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry
Oooh, loot.
Hey Roach.
How you doing little buddy?
How you doing little friend?
Oh is he here?
Yep. Can I loot you?
My dude you have seen better days.
GOD you're attractive!
Okay, let's not, okay
Okay, oookay
byeee, bye, bye bye bye
*singing Nsync* bye bye bye
My dudes, I am *so* good at this game.
Like, you guys don't even know.
Uhhh, but anyhow, thank you so much for watching.
I feel like I'm gonna end this one here
because I'm kind of like, becoming
I don't know what I'm becoming
what am I becoming?
uhh, but anyhow thank you so much for watching
I'm sorry that I suck so much but I don't know
and also I don't know how to do this
I feel like my commentary is very bad
so I'm just kind of gonna...
make this into a montage of, like, the funniest parts maybe?
I don't know, I'm gonna cut out a lot of boring stuff.
so it's not going to be as long as it is right now,
I've been recording for 53 minutes
so
I'm gonna take a little break and maybe continue
so, uhh, awesome
and, uhh, *burps*
Bye.


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