Waching daily Mar 4 2017

*In German: " I don´t know what im doing"*

HI! Welcome to tonight´s show

Our special guest is... Mr. Gregor Mendel

- OH YES MY SON

OH HOW ARE YOU? OH GOD BLESS YOU

- Im fine sir, thanks

- OH thanks to you for taking me here

- Have a sit sir

- Oh thank you very much, you are very kind

- Mr. Mendel, Its an honor to have you here in the show

-Oh yes yes my friend, here, you have an orange

Oh, as you know im very pleased to be here in the show

because you know, I come recent from the dead, no

As my lord Jesus Christ

So I am here and only for this interview with you

And here are my notes

(His notes "in german")

- Thanks for the orange Mr. Gregor

Can you give us a backround information about yourself please?

- OH of course

As you know I was born in Austria by the name of Johan Mendel

A very pretty name but

I recieved the name of Gregor Mendel

I apropiate it

because of a prist

that I was very dear to him

You know

so when that happened

I decided to dedicate my life to the lord

And it was in 1843, the 9 of August***

So I am very happy

that I served with my life the Lord and the Church

- Thats very interesting Mr. Gregor

But sir,

What can you tell us about your findings?

- OH Well i can thell you a lot about my findings

For example

I was testing with some peas

Have you ate them? They are very delicious you know

And

Well

So I was trying to know

Why some peas where little and why some of them where big

As their plants you know

And so I found that the parents

of the peas had inherit them some FACTORS

that made them more small or tall

Yeah you understans that?

So that was my findings, my discoverment, in my life

- How did you controlled the experiments?

Well, as you know my son, i needed to...

to...

control by taking out the male part

of a plant that have the female and the male

to... you know, control the growth of them

and the reproduction of them

so I cut out the masculine part from a plant

and I... threw it

so I grabbed the pollen with a brush

And with the brush

I put it in the femenin part

to know how can it reproduce without making any...

any mistake

and after that, to take care of my experiment

I covered them individualy

- Mr Mendel, did you know you are consider the father of genetics?

- Genetics? What is that my son?

- Its What you discovered

- Ahhhhhhh

But im a prist

- You are consider a botanist sir

- A botani..?!

NOOOOO

Im a prist, but well,

I will accept the pride if you tell me so

You know?

- Can you tell us the laws you discovered sir?

- Oh no, i cant, i have been dead for almost 140 years

But if you let me read my notes, I can do it for you

okay

- Go ahead

- So the first law says that when two individuals

of pure race

you know

ehh the hybrids of them

result unequal

That´s the first law

Okay..

And let me read you the second one

That says

that some individuals are capable to transmit

a character, althought they don´t manifest it

You know

An then the 3rd law

It´s about the peas that I made

An you know I talk about the independent combination of the factors

- But sir, I dont understand why you didn´t published your work

with such a huge discoverment

em like

you could be rich, you know?

- First of all dont talk me like that my son...

IM A PRIST!!!

God is going to punish you

okay?

And then, I didn´t consider it important at the time my son

I didn´t think that it was going to be

such a great discoverment

Well, it is my time

The lord is calling me to collect some peas

IN

THE HEAVEN

But you know what?

Here is another orange for you

Okay?

God bless you my son :)

(Woof)