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Waching daily Feb 5 2018

(Owen) Ruchir, your 4:00 appointment ready

RUCHIR!

Ruchir, your 4:00 appointment ready

(Ruchir) Oh, Oh my bad my bad

(Owen) Gabe, your 4:05 appointment ready.

Room 101

(Gabe smiles and laughs at the camera)

(Owen) Oh shoot, the signs. (Owen switches the signs because he was tall)

(Kapil) Hello, I am doctor Al-Razi

(Gabe) Can you repeat that?

(Kapil) I'm doctor Al-Razi. What is your symptoms today? Why are you here today?

(Gabe) Uhhh, well lately I've been feeling really itchy and as you can see here, I have a whole bunch of red dots and..

I don't feel too well right now and so I think I have smallpox.

(Kapil) SMALL POX! You're going to need surgery immediately!

But uhh... look at this carpet (Gabe looks). It's made of sheep skin

(Gabe) Wait...why are you talking about the carpet right now? I need surgery!

(Kapil) Uhh yeah it's made of sheep skin.

(Gabe) Why don't you do that [surgery] then?

(Kapil) Sheep skin!

(Ruchir walks into the room)

(Owen) Welcome Ruchir. Please have a seat.

(Ruchir) Thank you.

(Owen) No, not here. Seat here (Points to a chair)

(Ruchir) What is this?

(Owen) It's a chair.

(Ruchir) Where did you get it from?

(Owen) IKEA.

(Ruchir) What is IKEA?

(Owen) It's a store, a furniture store.

(Ruchir) Ohh okay.

Thank you

(Owen) Ok, so what seems to be the problem?

(Ruchir) Um, I seem to be itching so much . I have so many red dots popping up here. Like, around all the way here.

(Owen) I think you may have smallpox.

(Ruchir) SMALLPOX! Is it very horrible?!

(Owen) Not necessarily. You can treat it.

(Ruchir) Well, what do you do to help it?

(Owen gets up an gives Ruchir medicine) Drink a teaspoon of this every day and it will be gone in 30 days.

(Ruchir) Oh really! Should I start right now?

(Owen) Yes.

(Ruchir) Ok Ok.

(Surgery on Gabe begins)

(Kapil) This is the tool, another tool

This is the incision device. I use it to cut. Tweezers. Thermometer.

(Kapil) Are you feeling okay?

(Gabe) Not really.

(Kapil) If I do your surgery, I will talk about my qualifications. (Gabe coughs)

Uhh I am doctor Al-Razi.

(Gabe urging to start because he wants to live) Hey, Hey, Hey! Can we like.. Can we like start the surgery now?

(Kapil who completely ignores Gabe) Uhh, well I have 200 books about medicine.

(Gabe) What?! okay

(Kapil) I'm gonna be known as the "Father of Islamic Medicine".

(Gabe continues to cough)

(Kapil) I'm gonna reform the scientific method. I currently have a hospital in Baghdad, which is this hospital.

(Gabe) Can we like start now, please? (Kapil) I believe that eating raw meat is bad for your health.

I wanna also talk about the system of medicine and lastly I wanna talk about smallpox, which I think is caused by animal's blood. (Gabe collapses and dies)

Are you okay?! (Kapil shakes Gabe to make sure he's alive) (Al-Razi and other Islamic doctors killed their patients because of their poor time management skills)

I pronounce Gabriel Lao dead. (Covers blanket over him)

(Back in Room 101(American))

(After Ruchir has been treated) (Ruchir) I don't think you are my doctor.

(Owen) What's your name again?

(Ruchir) My name is al-Ruchir.

(Owen checks his patient list on his computer)

(Owen) No, you're not my patient.

(Ruchir) Well, what am I doing here?

(Owen) There's been a mixup.

(Ruchir) Well, what was the mixup.

The sign literally said "Islamic", so I came in here.

(Owen) Could you take off your veil please?

(Ruchir) I literally came in here, the sign said "Islamic", so I thought my doctor would be Islamic.

(Owen) We got the signs mixed up. I'm very sorry.

(Ruchir) So, where am I supposed to be then?

(Owen) Room 101.

(Ruchir) Where is that?

(Owen) Next door.

(Ruchir) Okay.

(Owen walks out the door) I think we had the wrong patients.

(Kapil) We do?

(Owen) Yes! You have my patient.

(Kapil) Oh, it's okay he's dead.

(Ruchir starts laughing behind camera)

THE END!

For more infomation >> Islam Project (Medicine) Video - Duration: 6:25.

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Fusion Health Radio – Patreon Intro Video - Duration: 3:42.

Let's just started like the show. Hello I'm Anthony Sanna I'm doctor Michael Smith.

we have to start that again cause I was laughing... ha ha ha..

hello I'm Anthony Sanna. I'm doctor Michael Smith and this is Fusion Health

Radio. the health, lifestyle, and mindset podcast and this is our Patreon video.

Welcome to Fusion Health Radio. Your source for inspiration, information, and

insight on what it really takes and what really matters on your journey to

abundant health. We're standing out here in beautiful cold wet weather in

beautiful Nelson BC in order to introduce you to the idea of what it is

we do with our podcast, Fusion Health Radio. Michael is a health practitioner

here in town and I guess across the world with this podcast. Yep and just to be

clear I'm actually a doctor of Traditional Chinese Medicine and I

practice Functional Medicine and evolutionary nutrition... just a little

more badass than health practitioner yeah, ok. You notice he's not wearing a white

coat here. There's no clipboard, pocket protector. We're reaching out to you to

let you know a little bit more about what we do and asking for your support

as a Patron. So I'm going to speak to why we do this and then Anthony's going to

tell you what Patreon actually is. So why we're doing this podcast and essentially

why we're doing the Patreon campaign is to build basically a community of people

who are interested in improving their health, learning more about Integrative

Medicine, and the more we interact with you our Patrons and our fans on the

radio show... we are almost at 50 episodes now... the idea behind this is to try and build

basically a moving community of intention and inquiry and research and

investigation and all of that so that as a group of people we're all gonna

basically help each other learn and grow and heal based on what we're all dealing

with sit basically day by day. We're gonna do that through a monthly Q&A

podcast which is gonna be live for the people who choose to go into that kind

of content and that way we can talk to you guys basically once a month then

keep up with you and you can ask us what you need ask us, so it's gonna be great,

The podcast right now... we're getting a lot of interest from across

Canada the United States into Australia but we want to do more. The intention

with the podcast as Michael says is to create a vehicle moving forward.

A healthy... uh... picture like a van or something or a

bus with that word HEALTH written across the side of it. You get the idea.

We actually want to make sure that we're getting the message out there and we

want to do it in a way to where we don't have to stand in the cold in the rain in

order to do it. So, how does Patreon work? Patreon is... how do I explain this easily? Patreon works

in a way that you may be familiar with with other crowdfunding sites. It's an

opportunity for people who enjoy the work that we produce to actually support

it financially. Patrons will get an opportunity to get exclusive content

through the Q&As that Michael and I are going to do and through that we

will be able to better improve our technology, our way of doing things, our

reach, our weather prediction skills... basically our technological interface or

equipment and actually even the chairs. If you're a Patron, you're somebody

who makes a regular contribution to our cause. There's a bunch of different tiers,

we're gonna talk about that in our next video, where you can support us for just

a little bit or you can support us for a lot and get Michael's expertise to help

you personally. Essentially, just really step up our game with the commitment

both of Michael and I have to getting the health ideas that he has in that noggin

of his into that noggin of yours. So thanks for watching the video and we

look forward to having you as one of the Patrons on our side. Thanks for watching.

Have a great day.

For more infomation >> Fusion Health Radio – Patreon Intro Video - Duration: 3:42.

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