May I come in sir!
Yeah!
Well!
Decent number of punishments in AVENUES OF HELL
and..
comparatively very less pleasures in AVENUES OF HEAVENS!
But..
your services to STATES OF REDEMPTION were plentiful.
So, we would like to promote you out of the "Provinces of Human Souls".
Thank You sir!
Now
you have a choice to opt for one of the two streams
"LOOPS OF LIVING" and "SERVANTS OF GODS"
Which one would you like to pick?
Sir! Actually, I have a question.
Yeah, please go ahead.
Sir. I can't speak so fastly in English. Can I speak in Telugu?
Okay!
Thank you Sir! Actually, we have a good flow in Telugu Sir.
We can speak comfortably.
For suppose if we select this "LOOPS OF LIVING", how will I get reincarnated?
It can be of any form.
Like a dog.. like a fox..
or a snake
or lizard
LIZARD!!!! no way.
There is another option, right?
"SERVANTS OF GODS"
Yeaaah!What about that one?
In this you will be given a job
job related to services.
There are couple of firms working on it.
Based on your behaviour statistics, pros and cons ..
you will be offered one jobs.
Huh! Then what is it after the retirement?
It will not happen though!
What !??
How long you have been here?
You will not know!
Because this world doesn't have any constraints of time.
Then! Should I do this for what ever life is left?
I think you should improve your common sense a bit.
You don't have AGE This world is irrelevant of BIRTH & DEATH
We don't have constraint of time.
When we don't have time constraints.. when we don't move with time
how will you get older??
When you are not getting older why do you need retirement?
Yep! Got it bro
Wah! English.
Sir which job do you think I'll get?
According to statistics of your behaviour....
there are mostly chances of you being "SOUL COLLECTOR"
0.932 probability
Okay sir! So, What about the uniform sir?
Didn't you listen the constitution classes?
4th chapter 55th articles page number 1 3202.
"Dead-Souls shall remain in the clothes that they wore just before their death on the living planet"
means you will continue to be in the same clothes as you were wearing at the time of your death here after in WORLD OF INFINITUDE(PARADISE)
Here after you will be in that dress only
Any other doubts?
Last doubt..
Do I get low marks as I spoke in Telugu in this interview?
Do you think this is some campus drives like TCS WIPRO that happen on your earth?
Grow up man!
You will be sent to "LINGUISTICS SECTION".
They will feed you knowledge about 6909 languages.
How many days does that take sir?
Okay! We don't have constraints of time.
Admit that and keep it in mind.
Well you may leave now.
All the best.
THANK YOU!

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