Jake Crusher oli kaupungin kovin kyttä!
Kansalaisten sankari!
Konnille pelkkää päänmenoa
Kun hän päätyi sattumalta liian lähelle hallituksen salaliittoa
Joutui hän pahuksenmoiseen liemeen!
Suuruudenhullun neron Vidzardin kaappaamana...
Jake imeytyy salaperäiseen Videomaailmaan!
Maailmaan, jossa elokuvat ovat todellisuutta!
Ja todellisuus on elokuvaa!
Nyt hänen täytyy muuttua!
Hänen täytyy taistella ja selviytyä!
Hänen täytyy olla...
VIDEOKYTTÄ!
VIDEOKYTTÄ
VIDEOKYTTÄ!
Put your weapon down!
Get rid of that gun!
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
... and where the hell am I again?
Now we shall see...
...what is this motherfucker made of.
hnnnrrrggghhhh
Just a pussy ass faggot!
Hey you filthy cocksucker!
Man, I don't know who the fuck you are...
or where in the fucking hell I am...
but one thing is sure as hell
You're gonna die now man!
Shithead!
You ain't gonna be throwing those roundhouse kicks any more!
There you are!
Our cover has been blown!
Put that fucking bomb on the tracks so we can get the hell out of here!
Huh? Who?
What's this shit about a bomb?
And who the fuck are you anyway?
What is this place?
Too late man!
Get your shitty ass out of there!
Fucking hell!
I've always wanted to see a man get split in half by a train...
and now I don't have the time to enjoy it properly
Let's haul ass!
What the fuck now!?
TUHOKOMMANDO!
TUHOKOMMANDO!
Erikoissotilaiden uusi laji!
Terrorismin uudet kasvot!
Kenraali Smitrovich!
Atomiaseiden avulla hän tavoittelee maailman herruutta
Vain yksi mies voi pysäyttää mielipuolisen suunnitelman!
Hän on automaattiaseiden ammattilainen!
Hän on... TUHOKOMMANDO!
Hän on räjähdysaineiden virtuoosi!
TUHOKOMMANDO!
Tänään ei ole hyvä päivä olla paha jätkä!
Kukaan ei voi paeta hänen raivoaan!
TUHOKOMMANDO!
Now we're truly fucked
We've lost the element of surprise...
...and Smitrovich's whole god damn army is out to get our asses
Those russkies aren't going to left any stones unturned when they're trying to locate us.
Can someone fucking tell me what is all this bullshit about
Whut? That bomb was supposed to be planted on the motherfucking railroad tracks...
...and blow the shit out of that armored battle train!
But you can forget that shit now
Smitrovich is probably now laughing his shits off while fuelling those motherfucking missiles!
Which are soon going to blow the whole free world to hell!
My name is JAKE god dammit! I am a fucking COP!
I should be in Hervanta city beating up some filthy hippies
and not in this shitty forest holding a machine gun
with half of the Soviet fuckin Union up my ass.
It seems you have a peculiar sense of humour for a TERMINATOR COMMANDO
Get it through your big fat skull! I am from a completely different world!
And my humour is running the fuck out...
and so are all my options.
Seems that I should just sit back and try to get some sense to all this shit
Don't fuck with me man!
Right on!
Ok. Let's say that I believe you and all that shit is true
But right now we are in the same boat, and that boat is starting to sink in a pool of shit
Then we just have to start fucking shit up!
By the way, my name is Trapper, if you didn't get the memo.
I'm Jake. Let's fuck it!
Now what the fuck?
Wait! Some weird shit is going on!
It's like I'm getting some visions of things to come.
What kind of shit are you trying to pull again?
There's no time to go apeshit now. The evac zone is just few miles away.
You can run away all you want. I've got a mission to complete.
And that's the only way I can get this film to the end credits.
And just maybe I can get the fuck out of this shit
Listen you fucker, you screwhead! This ain't no god damn film!
This is real fucking life. And soon a real fucking death if we don't get to the evac.
And you are not any fucking cop. You're TERMINATOR COMMANDO!
Fuck you man! To me these films are real life and death!
And don't start any shit with me. I've seen all the films by Reb Brown.
And I know damn well if there's a mission to complete!
And also you are a TERMINATOR COMMANDO!
You're one crazy fucker!
What's your plan then?
Were gonna head that way. We'll find that hardnosed commie fucktard from there.
I don't know how I know this but you can bet your sweaty ass it's true
But the evacuation zone is over there
I already said that you are free to sod off.
I've got the final battle to take care of, and only one man is needed.
Man, haven't you even seen COMMANDO
Fuck me man if I'm gonna let you wander over there alone
The area is filled with commie bastards and nuclear fucking weapons
Well, let's stop jerking each other's cocks and get going then.
Oh crap! The mine is armed!
You've got a mission to complete. Go!
Fuck that, I'm not gonna leave you here.
This shit's gonna blow any minute. There's no time!
Just go! I'll keep these cum dumpsters here!
GO!
Shit man, nice knowing you
Hey Jake? You must be gay, right?
Yeah! A flaming homosexual!
YEAAAHH!
I'm gonna make that fuckface general pay!
Just one more grenade...
And a half clip
That won't be a problem Smitrovich. You're fucking dead!
That Russian piece of shit rocket!
Do svidanija, motherfucker!
Smitrovich, you red cunt!
You're under arrest!
No, what the fuck am I thinking. I'm a TERMINATOR COMMANDO! I'll kill your red ass!
You're not in a place to kill anyone right now!
I'm terribly sorry I got caught. I tried my best to die.
That's ok Trapper!
We're gonna get rid of this russkie asshole and get you the best wheelchair money can buy
Shut the fuck up you son of a whore!
Shoot yourself on the balls and then put one in your brains or Trapper gets it!
Jake! You know I'm fucked for good. But that missile must not be launched
You know what you must do! You are...
TERMINATOR!
COMMANDO!!!
It's all allright Jake!
The bullet went right through!
Don't worry Trapper! We'll get you fixed!
We're gonna get you the best metalplate in the head that money can buy
...yeeaahhh...
TRAPPER!!
Well hello there Jake! Long time no see!
VIDZARD! What is this horse shit again!
Are you the fucker who's behind all this shit?
Nothing personal really!
Let's just say some people are quite satisfied to see you in this muddle I had prepared
Wanker! Get me out of these piece of shit films! Back to the real world!
What what what? Are you not a bona fide cinema freak? I thought you live and breathe films!
You should be grateful of all the nice scenes I gathered just for you
...and what you got to say about this?
Whoops!
Good bye Washington! Farewell New York! Eat shit Miami Beach!
Hey man! Stop shooting!
You're ruining a perfect scene! Stop it!
Mission...completed!
But the show must go on...
COLORADO 1835
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Kultajahtiin!
VERISET DESPERAADOT!
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Where is the gold you pigfucker?
Why is the seriff out to get my ass?
He just wants your gold!
What is this fucking gold?
Stop you asshole!
Halt!
Fuck you man! Shut the fuck up! Don't move you asshole!
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