What are you doing for Mother's Day?
Nothing. My mother hates me.
Cool music.
A: What are you buying your mother for Mother's Day?
B: Mother's day? Is that a real holiday?
A: Well. It isn't a legal holiday.
You still have to work if you have to work on the second Sunday in May.
It is always observed on a Sunday, so you already have no school.
Ok. It isn't a holiday.
No, but it is a day to honor mothers and motherhood.
And that's why I have to buy something?
You don't have to buy something, but you should do something good for your mother.
Good. Then I will leave her in peace and not come around.
That is not what I meant.
You could make her something or repair something in the house or clean something.
So, wash the dishes?
You can do that, but you should also do that on every normal day.
But I never do that.
Then it would be nice to do that for your mother.
But I NEVER do that.
Maybe you could mow the lawn.
I did that yesterday.
Weed the garden.
I'm allergic to that.
But she is the most important woman in your life. You have to do something.
The most important woman in my life? Don't say that around my wife.
Do you have children?
Yes. We have a daughter and she is currently pregnant with my son.
Then you should do something for your wife and your mother.
Ok. I'll search in the internet for some ideas.
Hmmm. I could cook dinner for them both.
Are you a good cook?
No. Actually not.
Maybe something different.
Personal massage... that works for my wife,
but is a bit awkward with my mother.
I could book a massage in a spa, but that is usually a bit busy.
Bubble bath with candles... also ok for my wife, but awkward with my mother.
Make coupons for house work... then I would have to fulfill the coupons. I'm not doing that.
Buy flowers... every woman likes flowers. That isn't a bad idea.
Go to a restaurant... also not a bad idea.
Now you have a few good ideas.
You can buy your mother and your wife a bouquet of flowers and go with them to a restaurant.
What kind of flowers are you buying?
Roses?
You just said that booking a massage would be too expensive, but now you want to buy roses?
What do you suggest?
Do they like tulips?
I don't know that.
Carnations, chrysanthemums, lilies, peonies? Do you have any idea about what I am talking?
Types of flowers.
Exactly. And what kind does your wife like?
No idea.
And your mother?
(Shrugs)
So you are going to a restaurant and aren't buying flowers. Which restaurants do they like?
Those with food.
Do they like Italien food? Chinese? Turkish?
I don't know that either.
Do they like noodles?
Probably.
There is an Italien restaurant on Mozart Street. Everything is tasty there.
Maybe I will try that.
Now we have plans for me for Mother's Day, but what are you doing for Mother's Day.
Nothing. My mother hates me.
Maybe she hates you, because you aren't doing anything for Mother's Day.
No. She hates me, because I washed her car with finger nail polish remover.
What?
I watered the plants in the house with vinegar.
I shared my chocolate with the dog.
I cut my sister's hair...
with a razor...
in her sleep...
on the day before her wedding.
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