if you think that normal youtube drama is cringey then kids, you aint seen nothing yet!
OH SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! hush now little ones your old grandpa killeeeeeeeeer keeeemstaaaaar,
has a story for you this is a tale that has been passed down from generation to generation
ever since the fall of civilization this story that I am about to tell you has survived for
centuries it tells of ancient wars and battles that were fought long ago between powerful
entities it is a tale fraught with blood and betrayal it is a story of love violence and
compassion it tells of both the wonders and horrors that can be found within the hearts
of men by the way this story is totally appropriate for you children you can trust ME HEHEHEHEHE
um anyway where was i ah yes it tells of heroes and villains who both fought a terrible conflict
that would determine the fate of all this is the story of how our world came to an end
and how a new world rose from its' ashes this is the legend the epic the saga this is the
story of the youtube drama queen life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts
and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an
idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. - some guy if i was at a camping
trip like THAT then I would run the f**** away, I'd rather be eaten by a bear. a long
time ago, in a mental hospital far, far away... (super sad music) *obnoxious sobbing* oh guys
it's so oh god i don't even know how to do this video i'm sorry i i'm trying to follow
this script but I I can't do it I just can't do it guys it's so horrible ok i gotta get
control of myself as you all know a while ago PEWDIEPIE one of the most beautiful people
on youtube no scratch that more than that he the greatest person on youtube no he was
i thought he was the greatest person the greatest being in the entire universe and i it turns
out i just found out that he has done horrible horrible things on youtube horrible things
horrible horrible you understand me horrible horrible horrible things he's i can't do this
i can't do this dude dude calm down calm down I-I can't Edgar I can't yes you can now take
some water ok ok ok ok i'm good i'm good i'm good so it turns out that pewdiepie has i'm
just gonna say it he's a nazi a f****ng nazi *obnoxious sobbing intensifies* i can't say
it without crying oh edgar it's terrible i used to love pewdiepie i loved him he was
my god my idol i was going to start a cult worshipping him but now i cant do it i can't
do it i can't do it i can't believe i'm even making this video i'm no doing it for views
or money or being popular on youtube no i'm being serious about this guys pewdiepie is
a f****ng nazi it's terrible this is the worst thing that's ever happened
why pewdiepie why i think i'm having a heart attack edgar get me to the hospital
we are experiencing some interruptions, we apologize. eeeeeeeeeee! ok ok i'm back i'm
back guys i'm back from the hospital edgar drove me to the hospital took my meds now
ok just need to not overreact like i did last time i must finish this video it's so important
as you all know well i mean probably not none of you have ever seen me before pewdiepie
was he was everything to me he was my idol i wanted to be just like him when i grew up
but now he i i worship the ground he walked on if so much as spat in my direction i would
worship that spittle but now i just can't make this video Edgar I can't dude get ahold
of yourself you need to make this video it's very very important you have to do this you
have to but i can't you can do this the world needs to know the truth and you are the only
one who can get it into the minds of people that pewdiepie is scum i can't do that i can't
tell the world that my idol is a liar i can't do it i still love him even after all this
you have to you have to do this think think of all the people he has wronged the millions
tens of millions of people who will still believe that he is that he is not who he really
is you must do this i you're right I have to look past my former feelings for him he
is clearly not who he really is ok so oh god ok so pewdiepie we all thought he was love
i thought he was love i thought he was life and now just roll the clip edgar just roll
the clip the f**** is this oh god here it comes i don't wanna watch this egar i paid
for this just watch what oh no no no no no no what's with the christmas it's not real
it's not real it's not real i like the editing oh god edgar i don't wanna see this please
don't make me see this just play the stupid video ok ok DUN DUN DUN subscribe to keemstar
*they then do the pewdiepie dance* oh pewdiepie how could you do this kill me subscribe to
keemstar it's undeniable he's a nazi oh god edgar it's happening again take me to the
hospital sorry guys, it happened again. eeeeeee! ok guys i'm back i'm back again edgar drove
me to the hospital again i'm ok i'm ok oh god ok so horrible i mean death to all jews
what the f*** pewdiepie why would you do something like this why would you hire 2 poor indian
guys who don't even speak english i mean actually they do speak english how could you hire them
to hold up a message saying death to all jews and then to subscribe to keemstar keemstar
is jesus i just don't understand pewds i just don't
understand but it's so much worse guys that's right it gets worse worse you understand me
edgar edgar roll the next clip just roll the next clip oh god i don't wanna see this hell
jesus here just wanted to let you all know that hitler did absolutely nothing wrong he
only wanted to act upon god's will now he's getting some homeless guy to dress up as jesus
and make jesus look like a nazi wtf oh pewdiepie this can't be real this just can't be real
it's gotta be some sort of trick oh god it's ok edgar i don't need to go to the hospital
i'm finishing this i'm finishing this baby if i had just one last wish i would like a
tasty fish no no it's ok sparkle it's ok it's ok you don't need to do that thing it's ok
sparkle i appreciate your help but it's ok sparkle you can just swim away it's ok i don't
need you i don't need you anymore i'm good but I appreciate it you were always there
for me ok i'm ready i'm good ok let's finish this so pewdiepie does other stuff to oh he's
done other stuff believe me like this *translation: and now pewdiepie, you shall commence your
epic roast of youtube and the entire world so that everyone knows i'm a little tea cup,
short and stout* and this so high fuhrer with a level 3 flag system don't you think people
might abuse that *translation: how the hell should i know, i'm a big stupid doo doo head
and my name is Heinrich* and this from now on i'm gonna report the news i'm doing the
news now it's just undeniable he's a nazi he's a legitimate
neo-nazi i just how could this happen pewdiepie is supposed to be made of love and swedish
bagels how could this happen i don't understand what is wrong with this world what is wrong
with it what is wrong with this horrible horrible world so in response to all of this disney
that's right disney who by the way Walt Disney was also a nazi by the way that is undeniable
but even disney in all their corporate cruelty cannot stand the sheer immorality that this
guy is is that pewdiepie is emanating i'm sorry he's not just some guy he's pewdiepie
i can't let's just finish this so disney they've completely cut ties with him they cancelled
his wonderful wonderful show let's scare pewdiepie and they it's just undeniable guys disney
has had enough i mean look at this look at this imagery from kingdom hearts 3 that i
stole from a homeless guy and in it you can see mickey and sora and donald and goofy and
all your friends and they are just getting ready to end pewdiepie they have had enough
of his poop and they are ready to take him down take him down guys you can do it and
but it gets worse that's right it can actually get worse you know jk rowling you know the
lady who i don't know WROTE THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS jk rowling she she wrote this on twitter
for those who think fascism is an edgy accessory oh guys not even harry potter can stand him
anymore oh god it's so horrible harry potter is just getting ready to cast some like awesome
level 100 spell that will turn pewdiepie into i don't know a um a peanut and disney is getting
ready king mickey's got his keyblade out and he's ready to slice him to pieces it's just
so horrible the whole world is united against pewdiepie at this point and now i have no
choice but to join them because it's my duty no you know what no i refuse to do this edgar
i can't do this what are you talking about kyle come on you have to do this no i can't
do it edgar i can't it's gotta be a conspiracy it's gotta be it's gotta be a conspiracy it's
gotta be all fake all of it is fake all of it all of it all of it all of it all of it
it's some kind of illuminati conspiracy it's gotta be they framed poor pewdiepie hey what's
this here pewdiepie exposed oh please what possible evidence could they have that a little
to the left dolfy perfect oh my god it's true pewdiepie=hitler confirmed oh no nooooooooooooooo
does this look like the face of mercy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! meanwhile, at the LEAST CRAZY part of the
world is it done yes the drama queen has gone to war against pewdiepie excellent exactly
as we anticipated soon all of youtube will turn against lord pewdiepie and then we the
true rulers of the earth shall have dominion over the greatest social media website in
the history of the world and we shall rise as the most powerful group in the world and
soon humanity shall fall under our control *maniacle laughter* we're the good guys oh
god i hate these outros if you if you enjoyed this video then you must be really really
f***ed up in the head to enjoy seeing me roast pewdiepie but if you did then please consider
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and free youtube from his control and also please leave a like or a dislike if you thought
my video was complete poop which it it probably is but um please share this video with everyone
you know so that everyone knows the truth about pewds and also a comment is always welcome
thank you and goodbye
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