Waching daily Mar 4 2017

Practically every single dollar bill has spent some time in a strippers' ass.

Arse. Sorry, I know this is an American audience,

but I can't "ASS" I have to "ARSE"

I can't do "ASS" - to me an Ass is a donkey, and I'm not putting THAT down a stripper's butt crack!

Have you ever looked at an idiot spending

money and wondered: How the h*** do they get their own bank account?"

What is a credit card? Now this wouldn't be too outrageous a question,

save for the fact that the person asking it had just applied for one - and been approved!

That's like giving car-keys to someone without a drivers' license.

If you want a simple definition of a credit card, use this:

A credit card is what you use when something costs too much, and you want to pay more for it.

Just so I have this straight: you didn't pay

your credit card because you wanted to save up for your vacation, and now you want us

to let you use your card. What do people think credit cards are; magic

money makers?! Do they even read what they are before they

sign on the dotted line? And here's another example that showcases

the spectacular ignorance regarding people with credit cards.

I spent all the money on my credit card and I cut it up. WHY DID I RECEIVE A BILL FOR IT?!

Okay, I'm as guilty as the next guy for not

reading all the terms and conditions. I don't read every single line. And if anyone

says they do, they're lying. Terms and conditions, they're things that

everyone says they've read but they haven't really.

Like Shakespeare

or The Constitution,

or The Bible. I mean who reads that unintelligible

word soup every time they have to update their itunes?

I mean terms and conditions, not The Bible. Don't read The Bible every time you have to

update your itunes. Don't do that!

I have no idea whose card that is, so charge that one.

Actual physical money, is a dirty business. I mean literally.

When you think about it, every single dollar bill has spent at least some time down a stripper's

arse. And it you weren't thinking about that before,

you will now! Wash your hands, kids!

I like the concept of clean, accountable, electronic money.

And then dumb s*** like this customer happens, and ruins it all for the rest of us.

You mean you're making me responsible for my own money?

I'm not the best when it comes to personal finances.

Some people live paycheck to paycheck; I'm in awe of those people!

I don't know how they do it; I live paycheck to about five days BEFORE paycheck!

But, I own my finances! When I run out of money, that's on me. If I wanted to order

a playstation VR and then live on instant ramen for the rest of the month, so be it!

At least I'll be surrounded by pretty virtual things as I gradually starve to death!

But for all those entitled morons out there who look everywhere except themselves to blame

for their irresponsible finances? Those people are the reasons why we have recessions,

and financial crises. Oh, don't get me wrong; the banks are just

as bad for enabling them. The running joke is that the bank is a place

you go to, to ask for money, when you can prove you don't need it.

But often that's not the case. And then greed takes over, economies crash, and our website

is full of lovely stories about idiots with money that I can tell you about on lists like this one.

That is so weird! My card was denied last

week. Shouldn't it be un-denied by now? I think they're in denial, about being in

denial, which is undeniably sad. But what, do they think that if they ignored

it for a week it would just go away? The universe is full of things that we would

hope go away if we just ignore them.

Like, Mormons.

Those krispy kremes that Brenda from accounts brought in

Trump

I want to deposit this check through the app

and get cash right now. Stop and think about this.

They want to make a deposit and get cash. Right now. Through an app.

Cash. Through an app. FROM AN APP!

Bloody h***! So, what we can draw from all this, is that

there is a s***-ton of people out there that think money grows on trees.

Although... money is made of paper. And paper comes from...

--greed takes over, economies crash, and then my website is full--

Our website, our, not we! Me, I, we, me, you, our!

Whoa! I'm having an out-of-money experience!

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11 Trickster Archetypes That Provoke and Heighten Your Consciousness - Duration: 8:37.

11 Trickster Archetypes That Provoke and Heighten Your Consciousness.

by Aletheia Luna.

Trickster is at one and the same time creator and destroyer, giver and negator, he who dupes

others, and who is always duped himself � He knows neither good nor evil yet he is responsible

for both.

He possesses no values, moral or social, is at the mercy of his passions and appetites,

yet through his actions all values come into being.

~ Paul Radin

When Trickster archetypes prance and prank their way into your life, it�s time to pay

attention!

Tricksters defy duality: they are both light and dark, heroic and villainous, foolish and

wise, benign and malicious.

At the same time they�re lovable, they�re also hateful.

At the same time they�re friendly, they�re also fearsome.

If you feel drawn to, or repulsed by, the Trickster archetype, this is a clear sign

that you need to explore the hidden parts of your nature more.

In mythology, Tricksters are portrayed as the jokers, pranksters, clowns, rule-breakers,

alchemists, magicians, truth-tellers and wise-fools.

In psychology, Tricksters are the mischievous archetypes of the collective unconscious that

shatter old paradigms and gleefully poke sticks at our sanctimonious beliefs and stiff pretensions.

These days, Trickster archetypes still appear in our cultural myths and dialogues.

Tricksters continue to incarnate as characters such as Puck (A Midsummer Night�s Dream),

Beetlejuice (Tim Burton classic),The Mask, Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland), the Mad

Hatter, Jack Sparrow, The Joker (from Batman) and Rumplestiltskin.

And in our own lives, Tricksters are represented by the class clowns, the anarchists, the comedians

and the rule-breaking harlequins that defy all worldly decrees and decorum.

In a sense, Tricksters are the ultimate pot-stirrers and �trolls� of life.

As destroyers of duality, Trickster archetypes expose illusions, challenge worldly rules,

and celebrate holy madness.

For every likable trait within them, there is an equally disturbing trait.

For every form of provocation, there is a hidden lesson.

We�ll explore these lessons today.

11 Trickster Archetypes and Their Crazy Wisdom

My first ever Shamanic encounter in the spirit world was with a Trickster.

Tricksters, like any archetype in life, are powerful spirit guides and facilitators of

conscious expansion.

In my case, the Trickster I encountered was the ancient goat-man God, Pan.

Guiding my vision, Pan�s face changed drastically every few moments to happy-angry-sad-gleeful-suspicious-thoughtful-wizened-neutral-blissful-ferocious.

As I focused on the ever-changing nature of his face, I was guided deeper and deeper into

my own inner Underworld, my own hidden Shadow.

Ever since then, Pan has remained my primary spirit guide, reminding me of the importance

of embracing my own inner Trickster and multi-faceted nature.

Trickster archetypes aren�t just limited to Ancient Greek mythology, however.

In fact, they entertain a place in almost every civilization known to man.

Tricksters are both man and anthropomorphized animal, half-man-half-beast, worldly and spiritual,

god and goddess.

They bring with them the gifts of illumination, playfulness, revelation, truth and balance.

Eleven of the most common Trickster archetypes known to man include:

Loki (In Norse Mythology, he was the shape-shifting god who is portrayed as playful, nihilistic

and self-serving) Anansi (In African folklore, he was the sneaky,

sly, but ultimately benign spider god of mayhem) Kitsune (In Japanese mythology these are trickster-spirits

that often appear as intelligent and mischievous foxes)

Eshu (In Nigerian tale, he is the sneaky god of uncertainty and change)

Krishna (Hindu god portrayed as seductive, entertaining Supreme Being)

Saci (In Brazilian folklore he is portrayed as a one-legged malevolent prankster dwarf)

Hermes (In Greek myth he was the cunning and thieving messenger of the gods)

Trickster animals include:

Coyote (As seen in Native American mythology) Rabbit (Like �Br�er Rabbit� who features

in African-American folklore) Fox (Like �Kuma Lisa� in Bulgarian folklore)

Raven (Famous among the Native Americans) Coming across multiple Tricksters on your

path through life is inevitable.

But while the self-serving, deceptive shadow side of every Trickster is extremely apparent,

it�s also important to be receptive to their lessons � to their crazy wisdom.

The truth is that we all have a hidden Trickster inside whether we are conscious of it or not.

That is perhaps why we�re so enamored and intrigued by figures such as The Joker or

Mad Hatter.

We�re all a little bonkers inside.

Deep down, our inner Trickster craves to break taboos, revel in the destruction of the known,

and shatter decrepit ideologies.

If there�s anything Trickster archetypes teach us, it is to �lighten up� about

life and to not take ourselves so seriously.

However, when we deny the crazy wisdom of the Trickster both within and without ourselves,

we find ourselves becoming rigid, bull-headed, narrow-minded and humorless.

The cracks in our perfect facades begin to shine when we intentionally take a nasty kind

of pleasure in others pain and failure.

When we fail to embrace the lessons of the Trickster archetype, we deny ourselves frivolity

and the capacity to experience our Shadows.

When we get lost in superficial appearances, the Trickster holds a mirror to our faces.

When we get stranded in the ignorance of egotism, the Trickster, through his antics, lays out

our faults on a platter with a smile.

It was once said that Krishna secretly stole all the clothing from a few milk maidens that

were bathing.

When they realized what happened, they begged for their clothes back.

Krishna reprimanded them for breaking the vow about bathing nude.

Then, he made them ascend from the water nude to find their clothes.

In this way when interpreted, the women were forced to abandon their sense of shame or

ego (clothing), allowing them to realize their ultimate divine union with Krishna.

This story, like many others, represents the powerful unpredictability of the Trickster.

The power of the Trickster is in his (or her) ability to help us question life, embrace

uncertainty and become receptive to seeing everything just as it is.

It can be so easy to fall into dogmatic traps and small-minded ideologies on our paths of

soulful expansion.

When a Jester, Clown or Trickster comes into your life shaking up all the pretensions,

lies and illusions that you cling to � pay attention!

Your anger, sanctimony and exasperation can be alchemized into humor, acceptance and even

curiosity if you let it.

What is Your Flavor of Holy Madness?

Finally, I want you to take a few moments to think about your own inner Trickster.

Has it been outlawed to your Shadow?

Do you give it enough healthy expression in your life?

What does it look like, sound like

and feel like?

You�re welcome to share.

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Counting down till we go to the Great Beyond,

To stick this weenie in Brenda's buns I long.

Right from the start, want to get picked, put in a cart next to the chips,

Honey mustard, he freaks us out, he reveals what life's all about... we're gonna die!

We must not let the Gods, take us back into their homes, or they will eat us all.

We must escape their grasp, or they'll rip us all to shreds and tear us a new ass.

Human forks and knives will take our lives,

If we're to survive, we must fight.

We must not let the Gods, take us back into their homes, or they will eat us all.

I am pissed that Frank mocked our religion,

He left me in a dangerous position.

A giant douche chased my buns down,

But I was saved by taco brown.

I forgave Frank for being rude,

Follow his plan to save the food,

Or else we're screwed.

We had no choice it's not our fault,

We pricked the humans with bath salts.

We rode the sauce just like a horse.

We murdered them without remorse,

Yeah! Yeah! It's orgy time!!!

We must not let the Gods, take us back into their homes, or they will eat us all.

We must escape their grasp, or they'll rip us all to shreds and tear us a new ass.

Human forks and knives will take our lives,

If we're to survive, we must fight.

We must not let the Gods, take us back into their homes, or they will eat us all.

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In addition, birth control drugs advertising should be removed from the other women and actresses.

The two appealed in Goa, India, the Commission had submitted a proposal wing Hindu organization ranaragini janajagruti Association.

The organization claimed that the application should be submitted to the Commission in Goa, openly sexy in a variety of road conditions, condom advertising hoardings.

The way in which women are seen quite uncomfortable to read. Because of the appeal has been made to remove the ads.

Even the presence of women in advertising birth control pills for women in general uncomfortable. The organization claims, the part of the advertising campaign is removed. That's good for everyone.

Chairman of the Commission said that in Goa tanabhade seta knowledge, we have received complaints. The whole thing weighed, then action will be taken.

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[ENG SUB] How to storyboard comics. 10th scene. [Making comics "Happy Doomsday"] - Duration: 4:45.

Hello everyone.

I had already told that I finished the storyboard for the 10th scene

So I want to show you how it looks

Without spoiling anything.

How to storyboard comics. 10th scene. [Making comics "Happy Doomsday"]

That's one of the pages...

from the storyboard.

To tell the truth...

there are 10 pages.

Well, actually 5 sheets of drawings on both sides.

I draw, as you can see, without any boarders

I just read the script and sketch everything that comes into my head

Let me show you how many frames are in this scene.

This is one of the biggest scenes in this issue.

2nd page, 3rd page, 4th page

5th page. Well, that's it!

Five pages.

How do I do this? I put numbers at the bottom of the page...

Can you see?

10th scene, 1st sheet.

Sheet or page, as you wish.

As I said there are 10 pages

in this scene.

It's about 80 frames.

Take a look. Here's 80th frame and here's 79th

That means sometimes I draw last frames beforehand

then I get back and change what doesn't look good to me

or if I make up something later

Then I get back and redraw the frames I need again.

As you can see, there are armchairs

And the flower pot, somewhere...

There it is.

The flower pot.

I do sketch some elements of the environment...

while I draw the storyboard...

Because I see all those peculiarities of the location

when I sketch the shot from the different angles.

So the elements like the armchair and the others

come up. For instance, the speaker

which talks to the characters in the scene

I mean

with time you get more additional visual content

It's like you step inside this imaginary world

and see all the things that exist there.

You look around and notice something new.

But it's normal at this stage not to know how the surroundings will eventually look

But still...

step by step I get closer to what I feel is right

And see the pieces of this location where our character is

See how he interact with the things...

and how he reacts to the situation.

As I've already told, I do the storyboard in two steps

The 1st one is framing and the 2nd one is sheeting.

Sheeting is when I try to

make a comics page

out of all those frames

So it could look

more cool and attractive when you read the comics

But at this stage I don't want to constrain myself with any borders

while I'm drawing.

So I try to draw like I see it

and try to depict one particular moment from different perspectives

This approach can influence the width of the frame

or its height.

So not to be restricted by the limits of the final comics page

I draw the storyboard on the separate pages.

Why do I draw a frame from the different angles?

I do this to make the story more visually appealing and involving

And not to draw the frames that look alike.

Because when you draw more than 100 frames,

it doesn't matter whether it one scene or not,

eventually you get similar picture. So you have to look for something new

to avoid this.

So the audience wouldn't get bored and feel the emotional depth

Feel for the character, care for him

and laugh at him and with him, when it's needed.

Please, Subscribe. Press 'likes' and make 'reposts'.

Because even one your 'like' helps us to improve the channel

and motivates us to make it more interesting!

Thanks for watching.

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