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Special greetings for subhuman shits
who throw their trash into the river.
Even in a place such as ZOO.
I despise you. And look, trash can is here.
Human trashes.
Maybe these words are too harsh,
but that's what you people are - trash.
I'm angry. Very angry.
Time to hitchhike. Time to hitchhike~~
Unfortunately it's windy.
I mean no, dear God, thank you for this wind, because
without it, these temperatures would've killed me fast.
But now, I'm just dying slowly, not fast.
My head hurts. My whole body hurts.
I've been having a certain problem lately.
I can't wake up in the morning.
Instead of waking up at 6 AM and be ready to hitchhike at 7 AM,
I fucken wake up at 12 PM. And then hitchhike.
And the reason is? I'm a sleepyhead, I've always been. Me and my mom.
I love to sleep.
What can I do.
I wonder if this stick scares them off. Sometimes people think it's a weapon.
There are many Mercedes cars here.
No wonder, these cars are nice.
Nothing goes that way and my goal is 30 KM away.
Dude, I don't think anyone will go that way.
If it weren't 36°C, you could've just laid down on this road
and stay here for 30 minutes without worrying about cars.
Nothing fucking goes this way.
But. The highway is close, but there also aren't many cars compared to our A4 in Poland.
Oh well, comparing the size of this country and Poland,
and the population, which is pretty similar in both countries - 50mln here, 40mln in Poland.
Including immigrants.
There's some shadowy area over there,
but the problem is, the drivers might think I'm hiding someone there, or something like that.
So... I'll just stay under the sun.
I've got my hat on. And not because I like it, I simply have no choice.
Dead silence.
Nothing is happening.
I've got about 800ml of water left.
Let's pray someone stops here soon.
After all these days in Africa, there's still one thing-
Fuck someone's coming. Please stop.
Unfortunately they're going the other way.
Oh fuck.
I don't feel well, boys and girls.
Oh someone else's coming, good.
I'm experiencing my first real African storm.
It's so damn cold. And I'm used to high temperatures.
There are lightnings everywhere.
I placed my tent already, but the wind is so strong I'm afraid it'll blow it away.
The only thing that stresses me out... I dunno if it's more dangerous here or there.
I dunno. But... See for yourselves.
It's quieter now.
It was hell just 5 minutes ago.
And where am I? Near the gas station. They sell tractors here. I see 3 of 'em here.
My tent is behind the building.
And why here? Firstly, I knew it would be rainining.
Secondly, there are illegal, and of course legal as well, gold mines around here.
And from what I heard from the locals, the people from there walk around with guns.
And I would've been quite a catch.
I don't know if it's reasonable to sleep at the gas station. I know it is on other continents,
it makes you untouchable in a way, but I dunno if it's the case here.
It's Africa. But it's the southern Africa, and this station is open 24/7,
5 men and 2-3 girls working here...
Dunno.
Hullo.
Last night was pretty harsh, but the thing is...
I dunno why, but... The rain makes me sleepy. Storms in general.
This is where I slept.
And this is the gas station.
Let's look at the girl. I'll stand here so you can see her.
First of all, I was alone. It was silent and calm, only some cars passed by.
And cars make me sleepy too.
God~
Alright~
Hey girl~
Okay. I'm chewing gum, because I just woke up and felt my own breath and it was horrible,
so I had to deal with it a little before I wash my teeth in the bathroom.
That girl made me feel dizzy~
Alright, time to pack my tent and hitchhike.
And why did I sleep at the gas station? Well, I don't know if...
I know it's safe in Europe. I recommend it wholeheartedly because you feel protected.
Because, first of all, in Europes there are cameras.
There is one here as well.
And other things that make you feel safe.
But, personally, I'd rather not have too many CCTV cameras in Poland,
but I feel safer under one when I sleep in the wild.
That's obvious.
Plus... I also felt safe in South America.
Sometimes in Asia as well, but sometimes I had to protect myself with weapons.
But I'm not sure if it's a good thing to sleep in Africa in a public place.
That's why- Wait, I'll clean it up in the meantime.
That's why I decided to sleep here, in an open space.
Even though it's Africa. I took that risk.
It turned out okay, but you know, there aren't many high standard gas stations like this in Africa.
Look how pretty my tent pegs are.
This tent is dope.
No, it's not PPL, it's just amazing and if something is, then I will simply recommend it.
You can buy it on Aliexpress for less than 400 PLN, it weighs about 1,5 KG.
And it's just rad.
Yep.
I will take this off. This thingie is here. A mosquito net.
So whenever I'm sure there would be no rain, I will only place it like that.
And it'll be great. And this is aluminum.
I recommend this tent, it's dope.
I'll hitchhike now, but the wind is hella strong.
I bought a corn.
I love boiled corn.
These ladies sell it there legally.
So how can you not eat it.
They're driving me all the way to PKP [Polish train company].
I mean not PKP, the train station.
'kay, I know I look funny with my hat like that...
Of course many tracks here are American.
Just a few European and a lot of Indian ones.
A Tata company.
Women are protesting.
Who knows why.
By the way, welcome to Johannesburg.
I'm leaving this city because there's nothing interesting here.
Besides it doesn't really have a good opinion, because
apparently it's more dangerous than, iunno, Mexico City and other... weird... cities.
Like when they say it's dangerous in Nowa Huta or Radom.
But of course it's only propaganda, a stereotype. And it's harmful to its citizens.
But it's a lot worse here and once it gets darker,
you might have a problem.
Hello there girl.
Let me show you some of the... [inaudible] And a pretty girl here.
Yep. Okay. Time to buy tickets.
Oh, it's pretty cool here, I like this place.
I'm waiting for my train.
The situation is difficult.
This girl over there is simply perfect.
What I wanted to say, umm... The ticket is...
From Johannesburg to Pretoria costs about... 57 would be...
1, 2, 3...
About 4 dollars.
So less than 20 PLN and you know, it will be safe and not tiresome.
With all these, all these, you know. Right? Yep.
And this is the station. It's basically...
It looks like a subway station.
I'm going to... It might seem weird because I'm not going on safari yet,
and most of you prolly wait for me to go on safari, but
I'll most likely do it in other countries, like Kenya or Tanzania.
Or maybe Congo, depends on which countries I'll visit, because
I don't really have a plan yet. But I'll go on safari somewhere there.
Because... I thought it would be better to do it later than at the beginning, in RSA.
And the place I'm going to now is ZOO.
But why? In general, I'm...
Basically, to put it shortly, I'm kind of against ZOOs, because
I'd rather have animals living in their natural environment, not those sad little artifical places.
However, I thought that a ZOO in a place like Pretoria
would probably be marvelous.
Of course I'm not saying that our ZOOs in Wrocław or Warszawa, and of course Chorzów as well,
are bad.
Okay wait, lemme show you something. Girls here are beautiful, but this is a piece of art.
Fu~ck.
Now you know what I'm gonna buy in the future and live off renting.
I'll be rich as heck.
But I can't afford such car right now, even the older version.
But okay, back on topic.
I'm going to the ZOO, because I believe that a ZOO in such a splending place
might... of course I'm not sure, but might be... you know, a proper one.
Apparently it's huge and animals there are amazing.
We'll see, we'll comment and share our feelings. Yes or no?
By the way, I dunno if you know but people here love KFC.
You can see McDonald's here as well, but not so often.
It's a little pathetic to come to Africa and go to the ZOO to see animals,
but I have a certain goal to achieve, and you'll see what's on my mind.
It's not as trivial as you think.
Okay, I'm really happy to be here, because otherwise I wouldn't approach these animals this close.
Wooah! Look, when I approach them, they get closer to show themselves off.
Omigod, maybe you're robots.
So beautiful.
Oh fuck.
God, I feel so sorry for you, you should be free.
I gotta tell you I feel extremely sad right now.
This isn't an animal that should be held in captivity.
I can't look at that.
You're so beautiful.
And before you call me a sensitive crybaby,
let's be honest, this is a huge cat predator.
One of the fastest animals on earth.
And he's held captive in here.
I'm leaving this huge cat, because, to be honest...
I feel sad.
Holy shit, you bastards!
Check this out.
Look at his ass!
Now it's time for African elephants. Why African?
First of all, their color is desert sand.
God, how do I even know such color exists.
Second of all, they're way bigger than the Asian ones.
Remember, when you're on safari, or anywhere else, and u encounter an African elephant,
and if, God have mercy, it's a male one,
run fast as fuck.
Wherever you can. Because... There's probably nothing more dangerous.
When I look at this animal, only one song comes to mind.
Remember Bob Marley?
My personal conlusion is that...
every animal should be free.
But there's a saying in my country, 'free as a bird'.
And althought they have a bigger cage than, let's say, a parrot held at home,
I still feel sorry for them.
'Pineconez~'
Everyone likes Sid [from Ice Age], maybe we'll meet him here.
I wonder if they have sloths here. What a nice 'pinecone~'
Why am I here? Why, while being in Africa, I decided to visit a ZOO?
Because maybe, while on safari in Kenya or Tanzania, I won't see a lion.
And it'd be dumb to be in Africa and not see a lion. So I'm here just in case, to see a lion.
Although I saw a lion in a Polish ZOO, but I was small and don't remember it.
I was on a school trip too, but don't remember it either.
Gorillas are here.
This gorilla is a sportsman.
And that one over there is a lazy John
who spends his days in the shadow, with a sticking out belly, drinking beers.
That's my theory.
One thing's sure - he's standing on his fists.
One hit and you're dead, son.
Whichever sports team you support, you're dead.
Unfortunately the bear is hidden inside. I'm serious.
And sad.
Lions.
But where's the male? It's not like he's hunting.
But wait...
Has anyone watched the Lion King?
God, when Mustafa [MUFASA!] fell...
I cried. And I watched it again last year...
And cried again.
And it's nothing unmanly, because...
Because every man, even Mariusz Pudzianowski [Polish strongman and MMA fighter]
Can! Cry! During the... during...
the scene of falling...
Mustafa [MUFASA!]
And when Simba...
says 'Dad... Dad...'
A stork!
I dunno if you can see it, but there's a huge bird on the right, and there's a stork!
Go~d
A stork. I wonder if it's from Pol-- They should've written that these are Polish birds. Oh!
Stork is a Polish animal.
He only comes to Africa on vacation, to go to the beach.
That's my theory.
Yep. Gorilla weighs about 180 KG.
Lion is 200 KG.
Rhinoceros is 2100 KG. God.
Warthog is 80 KG.
Wth is that, maybe an antelope. 40 KG.
This is a baboon I think, 30 KG.
And I have no idea what that is. I don't know its' name.
And the rabbit is 2,5 KG.
I'd like to gobbl-- eat a rabbit right now.
Pumbaa!
It's our problem-free philosophy~
Now it's time for a negative experience.
Kids. A school trip. Over there.
I'm not saying I hate kids - I like them, but they're obnoxious at a ZOO.
Screaming like idiots.
They went to the toilet, so I'll go faster.
Listen dude, I'd love to go to the ZOO in Poland.
But I won't go alone, it's too sad. I'm sad right now.
You gotta take your kids or your lady, right?
So here's the deal. Dudes,
if you wanna get rid of the everyday monotony in a relationship,
take your lady to the amusement park or the ZOO.
Things like that. There are bisons in Pszczyna.
I like to move it move it~
I like to! Move it!
I like to move it move it~
Caracal.
All that comes to mind is Stonoga's joke about cockroaches [a tl;dr joke related to Polish politics]
But it's caracal, not cockroach.
A lynx is over there.
Check it out, a hyena.
These animals have no morality.
They live in packs, like wolves.
Merciless murderers. Well, everyone wants to eat, right?
The way we treat our chickens is something we should go to hell for.
We should.
Too bad, these cats don't give a fuck about me.
Almost like domestic cats. They don't give a fuck about you either,
unless you call them for dinner.
Wait. Let's see on the map where it lives.
Over here.
I dunno how it's called. I'll be honest, I'm seeing it for the first time.
Let's call it a lynx.
Now some girls, and one of them is very visually interesting.
They're sightseeing with a small black girl.
Visually interesting...
That's a funny phrase tbh.
And a little pathetic.
An egg.
Is that your egg?
Time to go.
So.
The ZOO was amazing.
Now I'm looking for a local bus, or as they say in Russia - a marszrutka.
A funny woman over there.
OK so check this out, a completely brand new thing.
I, the primal fatty of the Polish Youtube world,
and maybe the travelling world as well, because
I've never seen anyone fatter than me,
am going mountain hiking.
Fuuck...
Mom, I'm sorry. Really sorry.
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hey hello guys today I'm going to share
top 10 YouTube tips & tricks that you should know
to make your YouTube Experience more enjoyable
so with that being said let's get straight into this before starting this
before starting this video
if you're new here
then don't forget to subscribe my channel
and click that little bell icon
so you will get notification whenever I upload new videos
ok
so let's start our discussion start with
number ten
if you want to download any video from youtube but don't want to use
any third-party software for these
process well just go to the URL
section and types "ss" exactly before
youtube.com and hit enter button it
will be redirected to other website
then select your desired quality and
download also if you want to download
Audio version of your favorite song then
copy link address open new tab and
type convert to mp3 then
go to the 1st website
paste your url here
select your audio format
and download
number nine
have you ever find any money situation
on youtube video that you want to capture
well you can do it by creating gif
you just have to go to the US section and
type gif exactly before youtube.com
and press enter it will redirect you to
other website
then select your funniest part of the video
also you can use extra option over here
then download
number eight
have you found any video or song on youtube that
you wanted to play over & over again but
sometimes sometimes you get too lazy to
that repeat button
well I have solution for you guys
just go to the URL section
and type repeat
after the YouTube and press enter
it will redirected to other website which play
your video in continuous loop you can do
similar thing on YouTube also by right-click
and loop but then why I to the Lengthy
option well with the help of this web site
not only you can able to repeat entire video
but you can able to repeat an y selected
portion of the video like this
number seven
have you ever tried to find youtube ester egg or try to find
any alien spaceship or ghost at the
background of the video but cant able to
see because it was just too fast well in
this case you can actually able to
control the speed of the video by simply
using Shift + lowere than to slow down or
shift + greater them to fast forward the
video you can do similar thing by going to
setting & speed.
number six
Want some extra attention in comments
just use asterisk, under scroll or minus symbol around your comments
for example how are you
asterisk
under scroll & minus than comment you
will find it made my comments bold
italic and & strikethrough
or you can use all 3 effects by typing like this
Also want to watch your favorite videos but
it's time to go to school or college
well
why don't you make your own playlist to
watch them later you can do this by just
going to add to and add your videos and
watch later
or you can make your own list
number 5
want some better user interface in
youtube like Netflix well go to the url
& delete the extra part after .com
and type /tv press enter and
enjoy your youtube TV here yo can scroll
through youtube by using navigation key
no need to use mouse also
number 4
youtube shortcut key most
people use spacebar, left & right key to
control video sometimes it works
sometimes it doesn't
so next time use this keys instead
if you want to play or paus the video press "k"
to move 10 second backward or forward
use "J" or"L"l respectively
to mute sound use m & also
if you don't want to watch full video you can skip it
with 10 percent of increment by pressing
0 To 9 button
number three
some time when you watching youtube video
you heard background song
and you're like oh my god I like that song
but what is the name of that song
well just copy URL of the video
open new tab
and type mooma.sh
go to the website & paste your url here
and start
and it will automatically identify the song in that video for you
number two
want to sing along with your favorite song
but lyrics is not available
well just open new tab and type chrome web store
and go to the website find musixmatch
and download that extension
nowplay that video again
and it will help you to provide lyrics of that song
and then
you are ready to sing along with your favorite song
number one
create your floating YouTube player
if you are like me
doing work on computer
side by side
watching video on YouTube then this tip will help you a lot
just go to the Chrome Web Store
and type floating youtube
download Extension
and application
then go to the YouTube
you will find
pin button at the bottom of the video
click that button
and your youtube start's to float
so that's all
top 10 YouTube tips & tricks
hope you like it.
so guys what do you think about this video
let me know in the comment box
and don't forget to use Asterisk, under scroll & minus symbol.
and finally
you can like my video
hit that like button
ten likes is
more than enough to encourage me to work on more videos
and subscribe to my channel so you will get more video
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