- Just now YouTube recommended this video to me, okay.
Balloon Owl, Balloon Animal Lesson.
I don't understand why that's weird, really?
Wasn't there, didn't do it, the Owl!
Of all the days you recommend
a balloon owl, balloon animal lesson.
I don't know if YouTube's listening
or watching me get dressed,
but I don't think I like either of them, okay.
Or listening to me getting dressed, agh!
I make weird noises when I get dressed, okay.
I'm freaking out, but I don't wanna show it.
I don't wanna say it either.
I also don't wanna take my pants off in my own house.
I'm self-conscious about my knees!
Now either I have had a memory lapse
and went on a YouTube search spree for owls, doubtful.
YouTube's being freaky, okay.
I've decided to fight back
in the only way I know how.
Pretend like I enjoy balloon animal lessons
to appease the gods of YouTube.
- [Michael Floyd] Hello balloon world.
I'm Michael Floyd, your balloon twister,
and today I wanna teach you how to make to two balloon--
- Can you teach me how to get YouTube
to stop watching me take my pants off in my own house.
Oh they probably heard that.
- [Michael Floyd] I'll be using
Mocha Brown. - Same!
- [Michael Floyd] Inflate it about 2/3 of the way.
(blowing)
- Stop tying, I'm blowing right now.
Where does the air come from?
Here, or here?
Where's my diaphragm?
Hold on.
Okay.
I don't know how you're blowing it up with your mouth, Mike.
Do you work for YouTube?
Are y'all in cahoots?
Little owl pun for ya.
(squeaking)
No!
I don't know what I'm doing.
- [Michael Floyd] Go ahead and give it
a squeeze so it's soft.
(balloon squeaking)
- Oh!
Mike, how did you do this
without making a noise?
Are you lotioning your hands?
Did you lotion the balloon?
I can do that.
I don't have lotion, Mike.
I do have water.
Maybe my hands are too manly.
(squeaking)
That didn't help one bit.
Mike, I don't like lotion,
but I do have beard oil, okay.
Come here you.
(squeaking)
We're getting there.
(laughs)
Cracked your code, Mike.
Cracked your code.
Look at that, okay.
Mike, check this out.
Hold on.
(squeaking)
Okay.
- [Michael Floyd] Twist it.
- It's a dog.
Mike, I either made a dog,
or I made a lower intestine of a dog, okay.
- [Michael Floyd] Go ahead and let that first bubble go.
- Why'd you make it?
If you're just gonna let it go.
(pop)
Into a pinch-twist.
What's a pinch-twist?
Mike, you're gonna turn that into an owl?
(crackling)
Y'all hear that?
Mike, it sounds like heres air leaking
out of my owl, there's a breach.
Am I doing this right?
Mike!
- [Michael Floyd] I'll be using Golden Rod Yellow.
- Golden Rod Yellow.
Is this Golden Rod?
What color rod is this?
Ow!
(squeaking and popping)
Ah!
So it's a battle you want.
- [Michael Floyd] We're gonna take the end here,
we're gonna make a small--
- I think you just set a world record for tying.
That was the fastest thing I've ever seen.
(squeaking)
Oh, what?
How'd you do that?
Ah!
This is how he tied it.
(laughs)
Except it didn't deflate at the end.
That's the only difference
between what I did and you did.
(squeaking)
Now I know how to tie it fast.
(squeaking)
Ah, I forgot to put the beard oil on these.
You could probably hear it.
YouTube could probably hear it.
I ain't taking my pants off YouTube.
You ripped the balloon in half!
You didn't even make a noise.
Mike, I don't wanna rip the balloon.
How?
Hmm.
- [Michael Floyd] Right, keep that.
- Keep that?
As in don't let the air out after I have popped it?
I can't promise anything, Mike.
(grunting)
Jeer Desus, cut it.
(grunting)
How are you not cutting?
It's a balloon!.
Very easy.
- [Michael Floyd] So go ahead and let some little out,
so you can get some more slack in--
- Mike, I don't have a lot of air to work with
in the first place.
Tie it?
Ah, Mike!
Oh!
(crying)
My lower intestine ruptured, Mike.
This does not look like an owl,
or an intestine.
It looks like a man's riding a horse,
except the horse isn't made yet.
I made you something Kelly.
- [Michael Floyd] Now it's time to arrange our owl.
There's the (mumbles) pedals at the bottom
where the feet should be.
New how-to videos every Monday,
so make sure you subscribe to my channel.
- Every Monday?
- [Michael Floyd] Follow me on Facebook and Twitter.
Send me a--
- No Mike.
You're already following me I the recommended.
I'll find you, okay.
Don't you worry your sweet sassy shorts about that, alright.
Thank you Mike.
And thank you YouTube, okay.
I'll see you later in the bedroom,
where I'll be sleeping and you'll be watching.






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